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cara

Lara

camgirls

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Kyary

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>>53996694
wow

Beesa

she gon' do the coke until she cant see the line

the truth in the song be the pro black teachin

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Rime

>>53996761
dog

Lads, should I watch a kung fu movie, an episode or two of a TV show or just a non kung fu movie?

>>53996605
extremist muslims want to behead you
moderate muslims want extremist muslims to behead you

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Qt

>>53996781
Racist

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>>53996727

BEAUTIFUL creation friend. sacrificing my mind on the altar of psychedelic experimentation again on sunday. i only do this to gain knowledge of our collective unconscious and thus push mankind toward enlightenment

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>>53996767
rimes power snack between hard games of dota

>>53996786
is that a child

>>53996786
nonce reading off the meter

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>>53996682
Lena

what a time to be alive

business idea: activate eighth circuit consciousness with high doses of ketamine

>>53996678
>>53996724
>>53996682
>>53996786
PLEASE tell me she takes the BBC

really want a 14 yo gf lads

im 27

>tfw it's too cold in my room to have a wank

>>53996842
only the BBP

>>53996842
of courshe

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>>53996798
we thank you for your sacrifice

cross your bridge safely

what does bp stand for

>>53996826
fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK

that body FUKC

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U reckon she's on it lads

>>53996875
its a shop that one

>>53996870
blood pressure

>>53996870
big penis

want to join a crossfit gym because they appear to be full of MILFs in midlife crisis mode who should be ripe for a shag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM-zI9agabI

@53996882
you posted this earlier youll get no more (You)s from me

>>53996882
amazing
did m a good old protracted laugharoonie at this old posty

>>53996842
No fuck off

>>53996870

british petroleum

>>53996870
bone pressed

>>53996847

join ISIS and just rape your way across iraq

technology idea:

camera that captures everything that exists in the frame, even things in the foreground behind an object. Imagine a world where you can just open an image in Photoshop and erase something and voila there's a tree behind it

>>53996924
white women were literally built for the black cock

>>53996902
there definitely does seem to be a lot of hot ass girls in crossfit


crossfit has put a lot of couples together.

>>53996989
can you fuck off

>>53996989
>white

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>>53996870

>>53996870
boniface peñaranda

don't know whether it is too late to get pissed. stumped with what to do.

>>53997063
It's too late senpai

oi seppos how old are 'juniors' in high school?

>>53997063
never too late to get pissed

going to do some poker

reckon if i wasn't autistic I would have banged like 10 girls by now

>>53997063
I'm working at 10 am so should probably sleep soon

>>53997063
im getting pissed and look at me im a role model haha
just had some disaronno and cokoe and ima bit fucking OUT OF MY MIND haha init just fucking do it you wet willy or ill think youre a fanny

>>53997107
i'm all in

unironically turned on by the smell of my own ball musk tb honest

>>53997127
sexy redhead

>>53997102
like 16-17ish? some of htem might be as young as 15 or as old as 18 but theyre outliers. its usually for 16 and 17 year olds

>>53997102
16-17

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>reckon if i wasn't autistic I would have banged like 10 girls by now

imagine being there when Es were a new thing and acid house was a new thing
https://youtu.be/sx3lwaSoGps?t=2m50s

>>53997164
>>53997170
*gives you both a big smooch*
*it was actually the kiss of death*
trolololo!

>>53997063
>getting pissed by yourself

>>53997171
yeah being a normal person must be pretty awesome

>>53997184
*i was actually praying for the sweet release of death*
the joke is on you

if dubs i kill myself

business idea: recording device so sensitive it can capture sounds that occurred at a location years after the fact

technically it should be possible to record the Gettysburg address

>>53997207
haha! enjoy living!

>>53997201
literally nothing wrong witht that

tell me one secret, anon

sometimes I go to /b/ for porn and one time I did a cum to a jailb8 photo. Felt proper shit afterwards

>>53997184
heh

good one kid
*dies*

>>53997181
>acid house
Good lad

>>53997147
hot desu

post ballsack

>>53996848
Needing to use lube for a wank when it's cold must be a bastard.

You can't even stay under the blanket otherwise the bedding will go sticky with dried in lube.

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>tfw our only hope is being undermined by the blairites

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loving my new chair lads

>>53997107
>>53997134

I won

>>53997265
That is certainly a chair

>>53997240
I actually don't need lube because my cut is loose so I still have some foreskin tb h. I just can't get turned on when it's cold

should I get pissed tonight lads?

>>53997289
i told you! i told you! i fucking told you! *starts punching the air out of excitement* yeah yeah yeah!

>>53997265
have you broken it in yet?

y'know what i mean heh heh heh... had a wank in it yet? ;)

>>53997279
nah m8 got a straight flush

>>53997265
lovely chair lad. saw your post about it earlier and felt excited for you

>>53997265
like a bit hot

(Like if you sit in it its going to get quite hot)

>>53997265
Is that the Trump chair that you were spamming?

https://clyp.it/4zvl2lo5

GET FUCKED WAYNE

having a want

>>53997265
Is that one of them white/natural light things?

>>53997307
may i sit in your chair?

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where can I get a cheap rubiks cube?

>>53997309
yeah around 4 (got it the day before yesterday haha)

>>53997316
ta :)

>>53997329
nah its fine. the material is really, really comfortable

>>53997340
yup

>>53997346
no it's called a "lamp" you dunce haha :P

>>53997350
fuck off you grubby little rat

>>53997265
>cloth

idiot

>>53997265
Looks comfy

>>53997127

doesn't stop actual autistic ppl

https://a.pomf.cat/slpajp.webm

if i post my chair will I get replies?

lanc LOVES charli and wants her to drop her kitty down low on his willy

got so many replies for posting my chair haha

>>53997343
Not bad senpai
wud neck Cowies to

>>53997359
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004JQPXNU

so there's this bird i live with who i kind of fancy but she seems like a slag. she had one guy sleeping in her room, then switched to sleeping in my mates room, and now it seems she's shagging someone else! fills me with rage that i have feelings for such a whore but i can't ignore it reeeeeeee

>>53997343
fucking kek

this makes me miss /r9k/

>>53997390
attractive people have it easy ffs

>>53997201

Literally done it 1000 times and I do not exaggerate

Also taken MDMA, ket, coke, speed, acid, shrooms by myself

>>53997343
expecting big things ffrom this my love do not disappoint t. me

>>53997229
Jailbait in the US would probably be legal here.

>>53997265

post of the year

abuse me

>>53997127

best one

https://a.pomf.cat/vswrkk.webm

>>53997399
we're all big fans of furniture

>>53997412
Thanks for the link but it's only a quid dearer in Argos and I could pick one up tomorrow

there must be a cheap knockoff in a poundworld or something

reminder that you're a monkey with a brain full of shit

>>53997201

I'm doing that right now

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>reminder that you're a monkey with a brain full of shit

Jeremy Corbyn? More like Jeremy Cuntbyn! Topkek!

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>I actually don't need lube because my cut is loose so I still have some foreskin tb h.

>>53997265
someone put kev in it

>>53997462
>tfw no autistic gf

>>53997201

what's wrong with that?

get to be drunk, all comfy and warm at home

listening to whatever music i want

cheap and decent ale

stagger up to bed when i want or fall asleep on the couch

it's boss

don't get me wrong, i still go out with friends etc to get pissed, but it is so nice to do it at home when i'm not going out

>>53997414

there are no innocent girls. every girl has at least one FWB going at any time

>>53997201
most of us shutins do that all the time


only 1-2% of my times getting fucked up have been with other people. i do almost everything alone whether its drinking, drugs, or having orgasms


(i dont want it to be this way tbqh, it just is)

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Pic related is the real you.

>wanking in your chair
Weirdos

>>53997523
got quite a few more bones i see

>>53997329
He's a convict, the concept of hot is meaningless to him.

>>53997201
im for all intentsr and purposes a nnormie filthbucket and i get sloshed on me lonesoome once in a while ie now its alright as long as uve got some sort of thing to do

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loving my new chair lads

>>53997506
this

its the comfiest way of life. if you know how to enjoy time alone you can also enjoy time alone drunk

>>53997530
>standing to wank
No thanks

>>53997171
Good show tbH.

>>53997201

16 year old detected

>>53997541
I do it in bed desu

>>53997523
spooky

KIM WILDE
I
M

W
I
L
D
E

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miss Sweden tb honest lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GXYoP4ZVRA

>>53997505

https://a.pomf.cat/gnolwd.webm

>>53997541
>not laying on a towel in your bathroom

always wanted to go on a cruise, 2bh

might play katawa shoujo again

>>53997523

doesn't show the collective quantum consciousness synchronicity net

How much do nurses make?

>>53997559

NEVER TRUST A STRANGER WITH YOUR HEEEAAAARRTTTTTTT

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>>53997523
Prefer this one because it has the eyes which are so vitally important to our reality

>>53997601
I think like 50k US

>>53997570
top kek

>>53997601
Not enough are NHS workers are literal angels

>>53997601

THEY SHOULD MAKE FOOTBALLER'S WAGES

>>53997423
mdma alone is very underrated.

its actually quite psychedelic when youre alone. dont think ive ever appreciated myself or the world around me as much as during those experiences. also very /comfy/

>>53997601
not enough

take the bankers bonus and give it to them

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>>53996678
oi m90s hows it goin?

watcha listening 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>53997601
not enough they should stop paying soldiers so much and start paying nurses their amount

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>>53997613

>tfw you think about the battering your CNS has taken

>>53997462

my fave

>>53997530
>not wanking on your back with your legs in the air and your cock facing your mouth

>>53997571
I remember doing that when I was 14 and wanking to the hot girls in my class

In my mind of course

Facebook didn't exist when I was 14 and neither did the smartphone

>>53997523
>>53997613
stop posting this shit its fucking icky

>>53997613

motherfucking andross

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>>53997390
He doesn't like you.

look at this spastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Odncv-GcA

>>53997530
I put a pillow on my chair

>>53997651
>posting my OC

Good lad that's an ancient gimmick. Do you have the heavy metal one I made and the porridgebro?

>>53997613
wheres the nerve that controls our dicks? haha

>>53997675
>>53997645
>>53997632
>>53997623
>>53997620
Was actually looking for a proper answer x

>>53997712
bourgeois cunt they aren't making enough that's your "proper answer"

>>53997610

MY WORLD IS IN PIECES, YOU'VE STOLEN MY PRIDE

Alri lads
How's your night going?

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me and the gf

so yank faggots it snowing yet?

>>53997683
Would you say that it makes you feel uneasy?

>>53997712

It's a fucking woman's job, m8. There's your answer

>>53997739
My squad all died on xcom :(

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>>53997705

this? i don't have the porridge one

One of the girls at my work has tumblr hair now hahaha

>>53997774
and you call yourself a commander?

shame upon you

>>53997783
where do you work?

>>53997747
Is that fng?

>>53997757
it has a couple times

WHY IS MY FUCKING COMPUTER RUNNING SLOW I SPENT $1000 ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT MACBOOK WITH ONLY 120 GB OF FLASH STORAGE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK REEE

>>53997757
Yes I went out and drove around in it in my Land Rover

Quite a bit of fun

>>53997808
yes

he is a real qt :3

>>53997778
ye that's the one. top lad

>>53997815

>macbook

you deserve it, 2bh

bit worried i wont be able to maintain my 66.4 average going into 3rd year and therein won't be able to get into an honours 4th year haha

>>53997838
>66.4 average
>honours
what

>>53997860
need a credit average (65) to be considered for honours in my course

>>53997774
Good lad

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>>53997838

bit worried i'll die a bitter, lonely, drug addict virgin lol

>>53997872
shes heaps cute though mate

>>53997865
like 66.4/100?

>>53997872
why don't you shag the bird in your pic there?

LOVE ulster hes the best i luvim desu heres a bpsot dedicated to ulster my favourite guitar playing idiot who chats a lot of shit but is a big silly init haha luvim luvim xxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMC_vlsvPo

>tfw you will never have a flat with Kim Wilde in hammersmith in 1988

litterally end it all lads haha

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>mfw brits will never know the feeling of chanting USA with their m8s on the 4th of july

>>53997904
yeah

David Attenborough is 89

What's /brit/drinking tonight instead of going out?

>>53997921
bit of a weird system, that isn't a passing grade here

right so i've literally gotten drunk to the point of passing out every single night for 5 years. shouldn't i be experiencing some kind of health problems or downside by now? i feel fine and hardly get hangovers i just keep drinking because i need it to sleep

>>53997919
>seppo saying "mate"

cuck

>>53997911

Literally listening to this as you posted it

>>53997806
Brothel

>>53997951
yeah you are probably fucked senpai

>>53997919

independence day is unironically my favorite holiday

>>53997921
That's embarrassing

Here you have to maintain a 70 to not get expelled

Honors is typically an average of 92.5

>>53997952
>thinking that aussies own the word "mate" and other english speakers aren't allowed to use it

retard

>>53997924
that's pretty old

>>53997906

don't think she'd consent

>>53997949
>>53997981
don't get all high and mighty the US organises their class structure in a completely different way

apparently you have to do humanity units even if you're not doing a humanity degree, your finals are worth shit all, your homework contributes to your final mark, etc

>>53997981
Maybe their exams are different with 50 being average or something

>>53997937
Here, except it's not instead of going out because that would imply that I have friends to do things with

>>53997955

good lad

are there still British girls like Kim anymore?

>>53997952
where does mate even come from

>>53997919

spent 2 4th julys in the USA, once in NYC and once in baton rouge Louisiana

>>53997994
lol didn't even imply that you dead shit but "mate" is definitely not a word for yanks

>>53998027
HOU JE BEK KANKERLEIJER

>>53997952

I don't actually say mate IRL, it sounds wrong to my tongue, 2bh.

hsout out to australia for making lovely wine which i am consuming right now YES im a girl NO i wont show you my fany or legs orfeet or any ruddy bloody bleeding thing ok now NAFF off you paki scum

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>>53998049
thought so

>>53998051
is it from the hunter valley? from what i've heard the hunter valley has GOAT wines

>>53998051
show us ur arsehole with spread cheeks

>>53998060
Don't look at me like that

>>53998051
absolteuy,ly horrid post

>>53997951

I've been doing this for about 9 years and I've got really bad acid reflux and my memory is shot to pieces. Really bad tremors as well, a bad tremor day means I can't make a cup of tea without spilling stuff everywhere

>>53998009
I'm just curious lad, no need to get upset. Homework depends on the instructor, some don't care if you do it or not. All of my finals have been worth twice as much as other exams

>>53998017
So...
What are you drinking?

>>53998039

what did you think

>>53998043
it actually blows my mind that you just wrote that sentence

please kill yourself

>>53998025

No just landwhales like Adele

Sir James, 82 and sprightly as they come, has travelled halfway around the world to be here for the Ashes. Hardys is the official wine partner to both England Cricket and Cricket Australia. It’s also a huge wine brand, the biggest wine in the UK with a chunky 5.7 per cent share of the market. No longer a family concern, it’s now part of the portfolio of Accolade Wines, a huge global wine business, making very commercial wines, but its labels retain surprisingly strong historical links to the places and the people who have built it up along the way.

This is quite a family. Thomas Masterman Hardy, Nelson’s Captain on HMS Victory, was a relative. The other Thomas Hardy probably wasn’t – an Australian Hardy wrote to ask, and the author replied, “I doubt very much I’d be related to anyone who went to the colonies.”

•The allure of the Loire: why it's time to celebrate chenic blanc

“How ignorant!” says Sir James as he relates the story. “We had no convicts in South Australia, though my wife always says, 'Yes, that’s right, but we didn’t get the entrepreneurs, Jim.’”

Besides wine, the other family passion is sailing. Sir James’s mother was the ballsy Eileen, the first woman in South Australia to fly on a plane. She met her husband when crewing his boat, and launched Nerida, his 45ft clipper, by smashing a bottle of sparkling wine against its bow with the words, “It gives me the greatest pleasure to hit my deadliest rival over the nose with a bottle.”

After the tragic death of her husband in a plane crash on Mount Dandenong in Victoria in 1938, Eileen, together with a cousin, stepped into the breach to run the family company. Two flagship wines – the Eileen Hardy chardonnay and the Eileen Hardy shiraz – are named for her.

Sir James took the Hardy love for yachting to another level. He built himself a riveted clinker boat at the age of 14 and went on to skipper three unsuccessful challenges to win the America’s Cup back for Australia. Then, in 1983, when he was back-u

>>53997919
You couldn't pay me to visit America on the 4th of July.

>>53998117
lol fuck up mate

>>53998116

Fireworks are nice

mouth ulcer
make my suffering end

>>53998134
Its pretty chill desu. Fireworks, neighborhood barbeques etc

>>53998103
i was just being impertinent because that 2nd post had a rather cunty feel to it

ive got an inny fanny

>>53998094
>tremor

withdrawal shakes? when did that start

Didn't even realise that Richard Attenborough died

>>53998110
Yuengling black and tan

>>53998164

2bh, people would probably give him shit for being British. It would all be in good fun, but brits literally cannot tell when we're kidding or not

>>53998176
i've got an outy willy ???!!

>>53997919
A well off brother knows to stay away from the ghetto.

>>53998232
go find a girl who is compatible you freak i need a nice inny microwilly (haha satire)

>>53998176
pls be in limehouse

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Honestly makes me sick when people get tattoos. Your body is a God given right and a shrine to Christ himself. You contain the Light of the Lord within you, don't ruin that gift by smearing absolute tatter on your precious skin.

What will you say to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates?

>>53998249
:/

>>53998266
hahah!!!!!!!!!! ahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! initlove it init ahahahhahahhahhahahaah

>>53998164
I'm sure a nigger would enjoy the local Klan lynching too.

>>53998217
i literally couldn't take a white american person seriously if they said they hated british people. you all practically suck our dicks

>>53998249

where can I find a girl who loves movies and getting drunk?

the clitoris is literally a little tiny willy

narrowly avoided a bit of barney from the rozzers earlier lads

>>53998291
here but i only like girls ahha owned i dont even like movies i just like lotr hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha suck ur mum dickead yank jog on

>>53998177

Around 5 years ago. People comment on it when I forget to hide it. I am also a benzo addict now so my shakes are even worse when I'm in double withdrawal.

>>53998296

it's more like the willy is a huge clit

>>53998296
got a little tiny willy

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>>53998217
Americans don't have the concept of comedy that doesn't revolve around a catchphrase and "laugh now" cues like tinned laughter.

U ALL SMELL LIKE POOPOO

>>53998283
Youd get a bit of banter that's all.

BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAIN

>>53998326
do you find it difficult to eat properly? i eat one meal a day and struggle to finish even that

tell me why don't you use the benzos to come off the alcohol then taper off the benzos?

then you'll be sober m8

SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE

>>53998337

a-am I suppose to laugh at this?

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>>53998284
Dude freedom lmao.

Choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEmJH7JsKgM

will trump win?

>benzos
why

>>53998425
idk lol

>>53998425

Nah, It's gonna be that cunt Hillary

I WAS BORN FOR BURNING

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>>53998401
no, now you're supposed to laugh

>>53998445
christ

wish they'd make another defjam fight for ny 2bh

>>53998357
Yes but as Newtons second law of motion states: "yanks can't banter".

>>53998425
He's had this shit won since the Paris/San Bernadino attacks. Disdain for muslims unifies our nation like no other.

>>53998434
Because it's the only psychoactive thing these scrubs can get delivered to their house.

>>53998379

there are days when i wake up feeling too nauseous to eat but i think that's more of a benzo side effect than an alcohol one

>>53997537

Wish i had a seat like this so my pupper could sit with me when i have to write stuff. would be comfy desu

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>>53998401
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Penny

>>53998425
Yes he will

People are more likely to vote for Trump when they don't have to broadcast who they're voting for, and when you account for these people who will vote Trump thanks to our "Australian" balloting system you get a Trump W

Ah, "The Yanks". What a vile race. It is inconceivable that they are allowed to breath the same oxygen as us -- I for one am appalled at the fact that the precious Earth is getting destroyed by this sub-human scavengers. They only exist to poison the planet and ruin the fun for all mankind. They spawned from the retched hive of villany and desperation of the dregs of European society. Over the short time they have existed not only have they stolen the seeds of democracy and rebranded it as something entirely new and authoritan - they have also managed to supress European, Asian and African culture with their shitty consumerist lifestyles. What is the point of their existence? Is this one of the final wraths of God? Is this the new Great Flood is what I often ask myself. When I talk to a yank I just see a desperate and lost soul with a little robot in his head telling him to consume... consume.. consume

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I learnt all I need to know about islam on 9/11

why don't we nuke mecca already?

imagine 1.5 billion mudshits turning their gay little prayer mats towards a steaming pile of glass and dust

>>53998557
what is the australian balloting system?

>>53998577
yanks are a contagion

I Am The Cure

fantastic [post i caba to click reply but i love this post andits fanastastic oh here i go >>53998577
>>53998577
>>53998577
>>53998577
lovely kllovely fgfreat anmazing stuff

>>53998588
rorkeme!!!!1 hrROKIE ME!!!! ROEK!! ahaha the intoxicated person cant type, how glib

>>53998516
do you take any kind of supplements? i've been taking all types of vitamins and supplements and cod liver oil and shit to try and counter the fact i can hardly eat any more since i drink so much

>>53998608
have fun mucker don't get too drunk

>>53998608
brilliant effort

>>53998577

Americans are an evolutionary step above us you shitlordian cumbucket. They have rejected the shackles of feudal nonsense like monarchy. We are old world rejects struggling for relevance.

>>53998630
you need to take vitamin b

reddit flags

>>53998630
SUPPLEMENT AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGET A LOT OF THIS RETARD FREAK AND HIS STUPID FUCKING WORD SUPPLEMENT... AHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING IDIOT WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING WORD AHAHAHAHHAA SUPPPPPPPPLEMENT. YOU CAN JUST HEAR SOME FUCKING RETARD SAYING IT THINKING HES ALL THAT BUT HES NOT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAH

>>53998661
Russ for days

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>>53998667
*waves flag high and proud*

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>>53998684
very good post

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The thing I find amusing about the 4th of July is that it is the most American day around, a day where they all get together to burn British flags and cure our existence, a day where they celebrate the superiority of America over everything else and what do they do? They say the 4th of July, that's 04/07 not 07/04 as is their backwards custom.

Even at your heart you kneel to us.

>>53998597
Secret voting, no one can see who you voted for or that you even voted at all unless they saw you at the polling place or you told them outright

>>53998588
*freeze frame*
Yeah that's me. You're probably wondering what I did to end up here.

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We should make mecca look like ground zero x 1000

100 of the USA's most powerful nukes. no pussy hiroshima shit. that was a childs toy compared to what hell can be unleashed today. nuke the rubble into rubble. drop one right on that big ben replica

KIM WILDE

>>53998663
i take vitamin pills which literally give me 100% of my recommended dose of ever single vitamin. some of the amounts are 150% of the daily allowance and yet you're meant to take it daily the fuck's that all about

>>53998744
what country doesn't have secret voting? not having secret voting is literally faux-democracy, dictator tier

>>53998630

no but i suggest a vit b complex

>>53998661
Lincoln yank.

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>We should make mecca look like ground zero x 1000

>100 of the USA's most powerful nukes. no pussy hiroshima shit. that was a childs toy compared to what hell can be unleashed today. nuke the rubble into rubble. drop one right on that big ben replica

>Fresh new content from r/4chan

Introducing a hot, fresh, new /v/ meme: Toddposting and the Toddposting Starterkit

Hello lads, this past week we've seen the development of a new meme over on /v/. It is known as Toddposting and I have collected all of the OC and funny laughs to be had conveniently just for you. To first understand the in jokes you must first watch this video. It is 20 minutes long, but it is worth the watch.
Essentially glitch exploiter pannenkoek2012 worked out how to obtain one of the Super Mario 64's stars by only pressing the A button .5 times. In his video a lot of memes were formed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
This video swamped /v/ with posts related to it, here are some of the best OC I could find related to the meme.
Also """Henry""" already has a parody video made about him which is here.
He has responded to his new found meme fame here.
Feel free to use the Toddposting starter kit I have compiled to be in on this great new meme. http://imgur.com/a/I23YP

ONE LOVE BROTHER HAHASH TOKE ON MY MAN PASS THE DOOBIE AND LET THE HERBAL ESSENCE RELAX YOUR MIND OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE MAN HAHAH WOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOP WOOP TOMATO SOUP GIVE ME A BIG FAT ASS TO GROPE

no matter how much i watch this it doesn't seem real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsP-Gt52P2A

>>53998771
The U.K. didn't until 1872

>>53998749
Nah, you do a false flag in the name of Shia or Sunni muslims which destroys the energon cube and make them have a civil war where they wipe each other out.

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Hello guys

>>53998801
mate haha init ilove it
ahhahaahahahahahahaha i love you lets elope

listening to a japanese song and i hate them all but i think she could be my gff so i love it who thnks im graet please respond with the reason why thanks xxxxxx t. me

>>53998785

Benedict arnold detected

>>53998745
>you see, it all began on my trip to Afghanistan...

>>53998867
reply to this post please thanks

going to bed

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>>53998745
>>53998912

>>53998872
George Washington detected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVEmAWaKoYQ

religion of peace

>>53998872
funny because im actually a direct descendant of Benedict Arnold

>>53998835
I'm Rasheed el Pooskin and this is Jackass.

>>53999010
MUH

wasting my life

>>53999010

can you bend your dick in your arsehole haha

>>53999058
in margaritaville?

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Do you reckon she wants my willy lads

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>>53999019
i ad a bit of a giggl

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>Benedict Arnold was a bad guy

>>53999084
cheeseburger in paradiiiise

>>53998995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWk31SeBUM4

drank 4 pint cans of stella and still haven't been for a piss. i'm a real man

making a fuckign post mate alright hjaha a amessage tl beneditict arnold you are a fucking cunt t. nwa alri ahahahahhahahahaha gherat post me aahahahahah im a girl btw im drinkign ahhahahahahhahaa amzing ahahahhahahahaahahahaha hatre pakis but not really love everyone butdislike islam