BEAUTIFUL creation friend. sacrificing my mind on the altar of psychedelic experimentation again on sunday. i only do this to gain knowledge of our collective unconscious and thus push mankind toward enlightenment
rimes power snack between hard games of dota
we thank you for your sacrifice
cross your bridge safely
camera that captures everything that exists in the frame, even things in the foreground behind an object. Imagine a world where you can just open an image in Photoshop and erase something and voila there's a tree behind it
im getting pissed and look at me im a role model haha
just had some disaronno and cokoe and ima bit fucking OUT OF MY MIND haha init just fucking do it you wet willy or ill think youre a fanny
>reckon if i wasn't autistic I would have banged like 10 girls by now
>tfw our only hope is being undermined by the blairites
loving my new chair lads
yeah around 4 (got it the day before yesterday haha)
nah its fine. the material is really, really comfortable
no it's called a "lamp" you dunce haha :P
fuck off you grubby little rat
so there's this bird i live with who i kind of fancy but she seems like a slag. she had one guy sleeping in her room, then switched to sleeping in my mates room, and now it seems she's shagging someone else! fills me with rage that i have feelings for such a whore but i can't ignore it reeeeeeee
>reminder that you're a monkey with a brain full of shit
>I actually don't need lube because my cut is loose so I still have some foreskin tb h.
what's wrong with that?
get to be drunk, all comfy and warm at home
listening to whatever music i want
cheap and decent ale
stagger up to bed when i want or fall asleep on the couch
don't get me wrong, i still go out with friends etc to get pissed, but it is so nice to do it at home when i'm not going out
most of us shutins do that all the time
only 1-2% of my times getting fucked up have been with other people. i do almost everything alone whether its drinking, drugs, or having orgasms
(i dont want it to be this way tbqh, it just is)
loving my new chair lads
Prefer this one because it has the eyes which are so vitally important to our reality
mdma alone is very underrated.
its actually quite psychedelic when youre alone. dont think ive ever appreciated myself or the world around me as much as during those experiences. also very /comfy/
oi m90s hows it goin?
watcha listening 2?
>tfw you think about the battering your CNS has taken
He doesn't like you.
bit worried i'll die a bitter, lonely, drug addict virgin lol
>mfw brits will never know the feeling of chanting USA with their m8s on the 4th of july
right so i've literally gotten drunk to the point of passing out every single night for 5 years. shouldn't i be experiencing some kind of health problems or downside by now? i feel fine and hardly get hangovers i just keep drinking because i need it to sleep
don't get all high and mighty the US organises their class structure in a completely different way
apparently you have to do humanity units even if you're not doing a humanity degree, your finals are worth shit all, your homework contributes to your final mark, etc
hsout out to australia for making lovely wine which i am consuming right now YES im a girl NO i wont show you my fany or legs orfeet or any ruddy bloody bleeding thing ok now NAFF off you paki scum
I've been doing this for about 9 years and I've got really bad acid reflux and my memory is shot to pieces. Really bad tremors as well, a bad tremor day means I can't make a cup of tea without spilling stuff everywhere
I'm just curious lad, no need to get upset. Homework depends on the instructor, some don't care if you do it or not. All of my finals have been worth twice as much as other exams
Sir James, 82 and sprightly as they come, has travelled halfway around the world to be here for the Ashes. Hardys is the official wine partner to both England Cricket and Cricket Australia. It’s also a huge wine brand, the biggest wine in the UK with a chunky 5.7 per cent share of the market. No longer a family concern, it’s now part of the portfolio of Accolade Wines, a huge global wine business, making very commercial wines, but its labels retain surprisingly strong historical links to the places and the people who have built it up along the way.
This is quite a family. Thomas Masterman Hardy, Nelson’s Captain on HMS Victory, was a relative. The other Thomas Hardy probably wasn’t – an Australian Hardy wrote to ask, and the author replied, “I doubt very much I’d be related to anyone who went to the colonies.”
•The allure of the Loire: why it's time to celebrate chenic blanc
“How ignorant!” says Sir James as he relates the story. “We had no convicts in South Australia, though my wife always says, 'Yes, that’s right, but we didn’t get the entrepreneurs, Jim.’”
Besides wine, the other family passion is sailing. Sir James’s mother was the ballsy Eileen, the first woman in South Australia to fly on a plane. She met her husband when crewing his boat, and launched Nerida, his 45ft clipper, by smashing a bottle of sparkling wine against its bow with the words, “It gives me the greatest pleasure to hit my deadliest rival over the nose with a bottle.”
After the tragic death of her husband in a plane crash on Mount Dandenong in Victoria in 1938, Eileen, together with a cousin, stepped into the breach to run the family company. Two flagship wines – the Eileen Hardy chardonnay and the Eileen Hardy shiraz – are named for her.
Sir James took the Hardy love for yachting to another level. He built himself a riveted clinker boat at the age of 14 and went on to skipper three unsuccessful challenges to win the America’s Cup back for Australia. Then, in 1983, when he was back-u
Honestly makes me sick when people get tattoos. Your body is a God given right and a shrine to Christ himself. You contain the Light of the Lord within you, don't ruin that gift by smearing absolute tatter on your precious skin.
What will you say to Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates?
Americans don't have the concept of comedy that doesn't revolve around a catchphrase and "laugh now" cues like tinned laughter.
no, now you're supposed to laugh
*knock* *knock* *knock*
*knock* *knock* *knock*
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Yes he will
People are more likely to vote for Trump when they don't have to broadcast who they're voting for, and when you account for these people who will vote Trump thanks to our "Australian" balloting system you get a Trump W
Ah, "The Yanks". What a vile race. It is inconceivable that they are allowed to breath the same oxygen as us -- I for one am appalled at the fact that the precious Earth is getting destroyed by this sub-human scavengers. They only exist to poison the planet and ruin the fun for all mankind. They spawned from the retched hive of villany and desperation of the dregs of European society. Over the short time they have existed not only have they stolen the seeds of democracy and rebranded it as something entirely new and authoritan - they have also managed to supress European, Asian and African culture with their shitty consumerist lifestyles. What is the point of their existence? Is this one of the final wraths of God? Is this the new Great Flood is what I often ask myself. When I talk to a yank I just see a desperate and lost soul with a little robot in his head telling him to consume... consume.. consume
I learnt all I need to know about islam on 9/11
why don't we nuke mecca already?
imagine 1.5 billion mudshits turning their gay little prayer mats towards a steaming pile of glass and dust
fantastic [post i caba to click reply but i love this post andits fanastastic oh here i go >>53998577
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rorkeme!!!!1 hrROKIE ME!!!! ROEK!! ahaha the intoxicated person cant type, how glib
do you take any kind of supplements? i've been taking all types of vitamins and supplements and cod liver oil and shit to try and counter the fact i can hardly eat any more since i drink so much
Americans are an evolutionary step above us you shitlordian cumbucket. They have rejected the shackles of feudal nonsense like monarchy. We are old world rejects struggling for relevance.
SUPPLEMENT AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAGET A LOT OF THIS RETARD FREAK AND HIS STUPID FUCKING WORD SUPPLEMENT... AHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING IDIOT WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING WORD AHAHAHAHHAA SUPPPPPPPPLEMENT. YOU CAN JUST HEAR SOME FUCKING RETARD SAYING IT THINKING HES ALL THAT BUT HES NOT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAH
The thing I find amusing about the 4th of July is that it is the most American day around, a day where they all get together to burn British flags and cure our existence, a day where they celebrate the superiority of America over everything else and what do they do? They say the 4th of July, that's 04/07 not 07/04 as is their backwards custom.
Even at your heart you kneel to us.
We should make mecca look like ground zero x 1000
100 of the USA's most powerful nukes. no pussy hiroshima shit. that was a childs toy compared to what hell can be unleashed today. nuke the rubble into rubble. drop one right on that big ben replica
i take vitamin pills which literally give me 100% of my recommended dose of ever single vitamin. some of the amounts are 150% of the daily allowance and yet you're meant to take it daily the fuck's that all about
>We should make mecca look like ground zero x 1000
>100 of the USA's most powerful nukes. no pussy hiroshima shit. that was a childs toy compared to what hell can be unleashed today. nuke the rubble into rubble. drop one right on that big ben replica
>Fresh new content from r/4chan
Introducing a hot, fresh, new /v/ meme: Toddposting and the Toddposting Starterkit
Hello lads, this past week we've seen the development of a new meme over on /v/. It is known as Toddposting and I have collected all of the OC and funny laughs to be had conveniently just for you. To first understand the in jokes you must first watch this video. It is 20 minutes long, but it is worth the watch.
Essentially glitch exploiter pannenkoek2012 worked out how to obtain one of the Super Mario 64's stars by only pressing the A button .5 times. In his video a lot of memes were formed.
This video swamped /v/ with posts related to it, here are some of the best OC I could find related to the meme.
Also """Henry""" already has a parody video made about him which is here.
He has responded to his new found meme fame here.
Feel free to use the Toddposting starter kit I have compiled to be in on this great new meme. http://imgur.com/a/I23YP
ONE LOVE BROTHER HAHASH TOKE ON MY MAN PASS THE DOOBIE AND LET THE HERBAL ESSENCE RELAX YOUR MIND OPEN YOUR THIRD EYE MAN HAHAH WOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOP WOOP TOMATO SOUP GIVE ME A BIG FAT ASS TO GROPE
mate haha init ilove it
ahhahaahahahahahahaha i love you lets elope
listening to a japanese song and i hate them all but i think she could be my gff so i love it who thnks im graet please respond with the reason why thanks xxxxxx t. me
Do you reckon she wants my willy lads
making a fuckign post mate alright hjaha a amessage tl beneditict arnold you are a fucking cunt t. nwa alri ahahahahhahahahaha gherat post me aahahahahah im a girl btw im drinkign ahhahahahahhahaa amzing ahahahhahahahaahahahaha hatre pakis but not really love everyone butdislike islam
>This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Do you think the guys on the plane realised that they would be part of the dankest meme around?
>cheeseburger in paradise
When did the sausage hoover up the macoroni hahahah why is the sky made out of chocolate feathers? hahaha I make very loud noise with my shovel pick and make a snowman out of turk shit hahahah