Wish I had a Kyary gf to eat nice meals with and be my gf and all that
>kev posters everywher
>various piles of RC drugs just littered everywher
>about 200 empty tins of baked beans in the bin
>10 printers on the go printing out various waifu pics and memes so the memesters can decorate the house
>the whole house would be covered in weed smoke you would need a gas mask
>DNB and techno blaring, abnormies blasting anime music to drown it out
>various holes in the wall from anons losing their shit in anger
>spycams everywhere you have to search the bathroom inside out before showering
>the racists are walking about in SS uniforms
>various rorke flags
Keira obviously has the nicest genes of the lot.
Ye. Not massively though. Depends on how tight the vagina is. My ex was a virgin and I had the best sex ever because her pussy was so tight but then it got roast beef like and lost loads of sensation it was at that point where I prefered her giving me a wank than having sex cause it was funner doing foreplay and shit while she was doing it.
Yes it is
There's nothing better than a hot tight fanny to force your bellend into, that is if you're not using a johnny
If you're using a johnny you may as well just go for a wank
>tfw you go out and the slags are all over you
>tfw you're only pretending to be aloof and hoping they don't start kissing you or grabbing your cock
The perfect synthesis of abnormie and normie.
Start hiking lad. Read /out/ for a bit and get inspired.
It's honestly the best feeling ever being on top of a mountain or hill with the wind blaring you just sretch out your arms and feel free as fuck it's great. You feel like a caveman or something.
>And I don't like computer games.
Could just of been the genre you tried Anon? maybe try getting into Films and all that. Or maybe learning how to cook or bake some fancy stuff. You dont Need extra hobbies only pick them up if you want to
daily reminder this guy posts here
Hi guys, how's going? Im not like an average pole, Im n-nice, really!
Oh, i used to make it. Great feelings.
when i was like 10 i remember i got a stiffy and i was alone with my younger brother and i STRONGLY considered bumming him like i legit came close to doing it but then i didnt so glad i didnt what a mess that would have been x
After a night out all I have are regrets and paths I never took
So I'm going to
1. Stop drinking
2. Stop smoking
3. Stop eating shitty sugary fatty food
4. Work harder
5. Get a girlfriend
All very achievable goals. Starting now
She's probably the nicest camgirl out there tbhonest. Y'know how sometimes a girl won't even say "thank you" to tippers? She says "thank you ____" for literally every tip she gets. Such a qt
BBC food is alright.
Dont really watch youtube cooking My friend likes this channel but it seems to be too heavy on 'lad banter' so it might be cringy. But it seems to be aimed at people who dont know what the fuck to do
you Might want to check out /ck/ but just avoid Ja/ck/ Scalfani if you dont want to die of high cholesterol/food poisioning
lost a contact and have to wait another week to replace it
fashioned a home made eye patch cause being blind in one eye hurts
why did god curse me with bad eyes ?
I'll be voting for the good man Jeremy Corbyn
an american girl called on mfc that i got a wee bit obsessed with, then she dissapeared from the internet entirely apparently because some autists from a russian imageboard sent her nudes to her family members
she was proper nice as well, had an obsession with the smiths and always talked about her dreams of getting an english bf and moving out to a comfy countryside village in the english countryside ;_;
I heard this guy was the epitome of German literature
read the first book of this novel
Dont recommend it
>you will never hang out with Sam and Nick
>he doesn't always have a tab open with a camwhore
Le shiggy diggy
>you will never be able to make $300 in a couple of hours by wanking on webcam
>tfw want a (You)
>Post Anime or
>just endlessly respond to my own posts
Wonderful feeling tbqh
Thought i was in the uk for a second haha wheres the sun lads
it's criminal how easymode the life of a good looking female is
Degenerate. Sluit marks.
>Meek Mill recently popped up to Overbrook High School in Philly to speak to the students and motivate them. While talking he announced that he has been enrolled into college which could be a ploy to impress the judge or perhaps he’s sincere. He did say that Knowledge is power and if he gained more knowledge it would translate to more money.
Oh, you think you're having a bad time with your family?
>qt American girl in my comp-sci lectures
>working up the courage to ask her out
>see her kissing another girl
>now its obvious she was a lesbian
there's a camgirl convention going on and all these camgirls are streaming live from said convention and they're all naked in the same room and people are just casually walking by holy fuck lads this is surreal
They're out mates you biggots!!
They just want to share a bacon butty and a beer!
when i'm looking at spareroom.com i see a fit bird and think yeah i'd like to live with that fitbit but then i remember all the girls i've lived with in the past ended up being some of the most annoying people i ever knew, and even if they were fit, it meant little because you see them every day when they're not wearing makeup and hungover and look like shit, and they never wash up and they leave that period stench in the bathroom and their friends aren't even that fit