TORCH THE CUNTS edition
was going to make the Baltic Way edition.... hope you're enjoying this....
>some slav country
You're not on your game tonight, lad.
We look nothing like slavs
Our culture is not slavic
Our language together with Lithuania is one of the oldes in the world
They tried to russificate us for 250 years and failed
I could go one, but you got your (You). Enjoy.
Also we aren't even related to slavs genetically. Balts and especially Lithuanians have the purest white genes in the world.
>Tfw no chain smoking, raven haired, cabbage cooking, loyal Russian sex nymph gf who regards other woman with suspicion
FEELS FUCKING AWFUL
do you look like this then lads?
>Being white literally triggers all other races
>Those scenes when she is flirting with Rommel
Ready up, lad.
>tfw people actually save your OC
>more of my flag than any other
think ill just make myself at home
Selle laulu saaks põhimõtteliselt muuta üleüldiseks isamaaliseks lauluks, mitte just Virumaa oma.
Virulased -> Eestlased
Virumaa -> Eestimaa
Virulased -> Maarahvas
Virumaa -> Maavald
Looks like we'll be going to war with /Norgetr('a' with little dot)den/ soon. What do you lads think are our chances?
we won't accept anything less than total victory
Why aren't western euro cunts more like the based baltic cunts?
Because we've survived everything since 1200's, and still haven't been assimilated or put to sleep. The west cant handle things like that, they easily break. That's why they shitpost about us being butthurt, while we are the ones who cause the butthurt to others by being based.
they don't understand the threat of socialism
/asean/ can keep its dick waving cancer to itself, those lads don't even understand the concept of banter
Everyone suffers from a terrible case of "The grass is greener on the other side-itus", don't worry. Take a vacation before you move though, get an idea for the cuntry. Australia, for example, is hot as balls pretty much all year round but other than that it's a gud life.
Prediction: /balt+/ausnz/+/whatever/ will eventually devolve into shitpost general.
A shitposting general will obviously collapse aswell, but what into, I don't know. Original /balt/? Seperate generals?
At the time when we joined it was
>Our different nationalities and diversity(not the muslim and nigger kind) is our strength to unite us
>TAKE THE FUCKING ARABS OR WE PUT SANCTIONS ON YOU
Because we are. If you see us talking shit about anyone its usually a friendly joke. Except a select few of swedes and Russians. But everyone wants to be in the cool kids club and spam
>LOL NO CULTURE
>LOL RUSSIANS IN DENIAL
>LOL BUTTHURT BELT
>LOL CAN I JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB NOW?
So usually every thread devolves into us counter-shitposting proofs of our history and so on.
>The grass is greener on the other side-itus
I know it's like a metaphor and all, but if you consider that most of the year it's dark and shitty here then the grass actually is greener somewhere else. Except in the desert, there's no grass there.
>susimeta centus ant bambalio
TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>išskiečia alkūnes eidamas
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>pasitaiso smunkančias reebok kelnes
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
KRW NORI PASAKYT KAD
BANDAI PRIBAZARINT KAD
NORI PASAKYT KAD BUWOM
KAD BUWOM IKI JODOSIOS JUUUUUUUUROS
It's not just about refugees.
EU can force us to do shit we don't want to.
People right now are petitioning about referendum on refugees. The thing is it won't matter since it has already been decided by EU.
EU is a democracy, and by being a country with population of less than 2 million, we have no say in anything.
The 500 we agreed to take in the span of two years will be strictly chosen. We have our special units and security police with government officials in Greece to choose them.
We agreed to only take
>know different languages, at least english
>have finished 12th grade in school or what ever the fuck that education level is called
>will integrate into the society
When they arrive in Mucinieki, they will be instantly put into language, history, culture classes and many others. After they've finished these they will be relocated the the depopulated little villages around Latvia.
Woah, wait.. wait, hold up.. like.. wait, what? Woah.. wait a minute
You bag milk too?
What the fuck Estonia, I thought you guys were cool but it looks like you're as bad as Leafland
I consider the main reason behind is that we always had to choose the lesser evil.
Harmony - pro-kremlin
Unity - pro-EU
ZZS - only now got their shit back together
NA - Love them, but sometimes they are fucking retarded.
I just hope Kučinskis actually keeps his promises and gets our shit together. I have faith in the lad.
statement by prosecutors said investigators seized luxury cars, cash, bank accounts and other goods abroad including an unknown amount of Bitcoin in cooperation with officials in the United States, Australia, Lithuania and
> Australia, Lithuania
ok, witch one of you were busted you cunts?
>tfw I discovered Bitcoin when they were selling for $20
>tfw I bought 20 to use on the silken road, only used 3
>tfw I threw away the laptop and lose the wallet, $9000 sitting in a landfill
you also hate germans? starting to like you chaps
>Americans are going to make a socialist their president.
The ride never ends..
The optimal choice would be joining NATO for protection and telling EU to fuck off.
Don't understand why Latvians like being slaves so much. Why not rule in our own country?
>NA - Love them
>not naming Golbergensteinberg
Lad, trust me. No Latvian likes the EU. The moment we saw what it really was, we hated it and resented the idea of joining it. It has been Unity that's been forcibly taking our pants down and bending us over for Brussels. No more, i hope. ZZS is an anti-EU party. Don't you remember how we burned EU flags in the streets in 2014?
Fellow Lithuanians what party are you voting for in the next election?There isnt even one good party that would be somewhat skeptical about refugees and not pro kremlin
The first family that arrived in Lithuania proceeded to immediately sue the country because not enough gibs
The other day I told my friend about my fantasy of getting drunk and playing the piano and having a sing-a-long with the lads
He was just like, "oh okay"
And we have not mentioned it since
>not wearing trackies exclusively
How bourgeois of you to be honest.
>tbqh lad the only reason I browse /int/ is that it's slightly less cancerous than /pol/, you're on your own on this one
Heh, me too
HE KEEPS GOING, HE MADE A THREAD
>WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS MUCH BUTTHURT CAUSING
I have learned so much about geography since I started lurking /int/
I actually know off the top of my head that austria and hungary are adjacent
tbqh these nIcelads have been pretty cool
Almost makes me want to support an expansion to /balt/+/ausnz/+/Iceland/, but they ain't got their own flag and it'd just get overrun by Omars and Ahmeds from the mainland.
I just wanted a dancing gif ok
Serious question, what is there to actually do on Iceland? In the winter months especially, do you all just hibernate in your own houses or what?
in some niche fields yes, as an economy of scale? there's so few of us
drugs and disco? :DDD i know that's what i'd to on a desolated island in the middle of fucking nowhere, no offense ofc.
Another serious question for the baltbros, is there any actual fear of potential Russian invasion? After Crimea I think that would be at the forefront of Baltic politics but I don't hear much of it tbqh
Still not recovered fully from the 2008 crisis, but we're getting there.
well, before crimea there was georgia and before that ... and so on. russia obviously is a constant threat to us militarily, but you can't really compare estonia to ukraine or georgia for that matter
i don't mean to sound rude, but they are much, much easier targets
Ehh.. Easier targets, yes, but the Balts still pale in comparison to the Russian forces
So do you guys just take the position that they wouldn't do it for one reason or another or is it just flatout ignored?
is this more to your liking?
We are always ready for them. We tried trusting them, even forming an economic friendship in 1920. Look where that got us? A sudden stab in the back and executing of latvian military officers so there isn't an uprising threat.
there's another over-simplification... yes, the russian military force as a whole dwarfs anyone else in the region, but, the military and how it is stationed around russia makes it in terms of a direct conflict manageable (with heavy losses on our side of course)
to answer your previous question: sure, there is fear, but fear makes us stronger!
It's not ignored, NATO started deploying some troops and prepositioning equipment here. Alone, sure, they could eventually zerg rush through and we'll end up with guerilla warfare for decades.
recently a guy who worked in putins regime and fled to estonia wrote an article where he said that the real reason putin, or rather the people surrounding him do not want a military conflict is purely economical, they have a steady flow of money and interest here so why fuck that up?
A military alliance between ausnz and balt irl
God that would be something
I'm not even joking when I say this, chaps, if the Baltic states were invaded by the slavs I'd drop my life here and volunteer to help you. It'd at least give some direction to my life other than eat, work, exercise, shitpost, sleep.
Russia can pull off fast troop movement from various regions as the Ukraine conflict shows. The military balance in the region is still swayed towards Russia and probably the next NATO summit in Warsaw will start changing it.
yes that is true as well, but in case of estonia there is one advantage we have: the terrain
if they want to steamroll, they have to cross bogs and other soft surface with heavy machinery
that's not to say they wont do something like block the ports with navy and parachute in with air force (which we lack totally :DD)
but all this has been worked out long ago, the military guys how a possible conflict will play out like a game of chess: they do this, we do that, they do that, we do this... and then we are conquered :DDD
Choccie as in Cadbury's or choccie as in choccie bikkie?
If it's either then you should probably just eat another one, we're not going to catch the world record obesity rates set by the US at this rate
Nirvana did a cover of this song, if you hear it you should probably stop talking to the person that is playing it.
sorry lad, i'm busy taking your mum xDD
i think the best indicator of what shape the ukrainian army was before the conflict is the number of deserters and 'civil defense' groups who happened to join the other side
they had no organization, everyone was corrupt as fuck, no equipment... a joke
how.. teach me your ways baltbros