yuri a best edition
I crie everytime
He flew well
I'm sad nobody acknowledges my hobby of messing with 350€ worth of technology.
Hobby. I've been messing around with computers since I was like 8 or so.
>father comes home from work
>his $2000 computer (in 1996) is all parts thrown all over the living room
750Ti, bcuz no games. I literally just needed a card with a 4k output.
Nope. I've only killed two PCs in my lifetime. One was back in ~2000, when I had a bunch of spare parts and stuffed them all in the same PC, fried the power supply.
The other was, I'm not sure when, but I crushed an Athlon 3000+ CPU die, by mounting a very large heatsink improperly. It was one of the first CPU heatsinks to have a heatpipe. I can't quite recall the name, but it was shaped like butterfly wings, and had a picture of a fairy on top of it. I didn't tighten the screws evenly and it chipped the corner of the die.
Oh yeah, and my dog peed on a one of my computers and of course it shorted out, frying the motherboard, RAM and CPU. Luckily it was only a P2 350Mhz back then.
I think the only one of my computers to have a turbo button was the very first one. I think it was an Intel 80486, but I'm not sure, it's been too long since.
Pic is the CPU I crushed. I use to to comb my ridiculously long beard now.
>tfw brushing your beard with gold
Me too. Like, sometimes I think I wouldn't mind living with a dude. I mean, I don't think there would be fucking involved, but I think I could let a dude give me a blowjob. It is so confusing.
Pretty much. I only cook on weekends. Five days a week it's like
>no breakfast or some shitty as sandwich
>whatever is for lunch at the pub near my office
>protein shake for dinner
Cooking for yourself alone is just fucking depressing desu
Am I drunk enough to post old family pictures? Of course I am.
This is my father and my grandmother. Looking at it, I think my grandmother looks like YOBA.
I don't think so, no.
This is my uncle. He died in his childhood.
Shid, forgot about the the thing out of Norway.
Just saw as I posted it.
>tfw I don't have any memories or photos of my grandparents because commies
only dubs can make up for your transgression
Remember the dog? I'm not sure who most of the people are in this picture, but the dog is in it. And one of the people in it is my grandmother. This should've been taken shortly after.
Dude, the stories I could tell. My grandmother was related to some noble dude or something... So that didn't turn out so well.
Guess who's pic related.
Shortly after WWI, I meant.
>they all survived somehow
Something more recent. My father is in the picture and it's creepy how much alike we look.
Drink whiskey, you pussy. Paracetamol only makes alcohol better.
My sister actually.
>39, single, husband dead, has a son
Yeah, she's probably a whore.
Snow in Turkey is true
I am no gay. I want no homo I want friendly respect
Here's something very recent. It's my father, 50something years after the previous picture.
There's a chance my great-grandfather killed some of your family members though, from what my family has been able to find we know he moved up and down the eastern border from Ukraine to Latvia.
This is my mother. I think it was taken in St. Petersburg.
Thank you. Obviously it's not mine, but... you know.
My father is no German. he is cuck
My father is cuck I don't like him. He want me to take DNA test he thinks I am no his son
Your father looks handsome for his age.
My other grandmother. She died a few years ago, aged 98. She never learned russian, and I'm not sure if she was stubborn or just stupid. Her husband died in his late 40s, from cancer, and then communism happened. They lost their bigass farm and she was relocate into the small farm she spent the rest of her days at. She had 12 children.
Yeah, he had a mild heart attack three summers ago. We had a week or so of unusually hot weather back then. He got into this whole healthy lifestyle shit and lost about 80 pounds since then. Tbh I still worry about him, but he's much better now.
This is Odessa train station. In Ukraine. It's one of my very first memories. The Soviet Union was still a thing and we were visiting our relatives in Odessa. Of course I was just a baby. I remember trains and the sea.
If you guys find my sharing of pictures annoying just let me know and I'll stop.
G-guys? Are you still here or am I just posting pictures alone?
This is my uncle whose picture I posted earlier. He died in the interwar era, before he reached... I dunno, twelve-year-old-hood? Shit sucks, yo.
I could post a picture of my dick, but I doubt it would accomplish anything.
It's barely 20:30 over here. I shouldn't be this drunk until AT LEAST 23:30, but I started drinking today at 16PM.
This picture is one of the oldest ones I have. My aunts.
Post what, dick? Why?
Well he died in his childhood and there was famine and war, and shit. It should look creepy. Tbh the only reason I'm here is because I'm the "youngest son" of the "youngest son". My grandfather was born win 1908.
DUUUUUUUDE. I only hade 4 pints of beer and like 4/5ths of Cpt. Morgan. I still have a log ass way to go.
>spoiler, I'm tall and fat, it takes a lot to take me down
Wait for a while and I actually might.
My grandmother. I was looking for a certain picture, but I couldn't find it. Now I'm afraid I didn't scan it in.
Again. Alcohol. I'm sorry I'm not fully coherent.
Shit. I just noticed I don't have like 200+ pictures scanned in. Or I'm too drunk to find them. Either way, this is my grandfather. I'm sure it's enough to start a shitstorm.
No. I don't think I love anyone. I kind of like my dog. And my GF. Father is up somewhere there as well.
FUCK YOU COMMIE YOU FUCKING SHIT LEAVE NOW LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And you're going to do exactly what? Here have a picture of skinny legs and calm down.
Reminder that scottish wikipedia is the funniest thing un the world
The Republic o Latvie (Latvie: Latvijas Republika), for ordinar kent as Latvie juist, or whiles Lettland, is a kintra in nor-aestren Europe.
Ane o the three Baltic States alang the Baltic Sea, it mairches ontae Estonie tae the north, Roushie tae the east, Belaroushie tae the sooth-east, an Lithuanie tae the sooth.
0-9 Anzu is now my gf
i don't understand, you mean i'm friend? or what? would be pretty surprising.
You know sometimes i feel a little bit shy for this occupation, we could let you go after what you did, but we didnt let you
No, I meant I'm not participating in the thread and not posting any pictures, because I'm talking to a friend. It's cool though, I don't find russians any different. I'm just sad most of you can't see eye-to-eye with us. I might be part russian, because I have relatives in, both, Ukraine and Russia, but I never bothered to look up my family tree past my grandparents.
>my grandmother is part of nobility, related to one of the 1918 signataries, but nobody talked about it in my family
you get triggered from pol memes we get triggered from your anime. Its all fair
Oh you Finns
>we get triggered from your anime
Meaning you, right
I kind of like this picture as well.
>My sisters classmate hung himsrlf in church,
Classy. I don't know anyone who offed themselves. I know OF some people who killed themselves. Namely my bosses husband who hanged himself after drinking for two weeks. and some dude my father knew; He was like 60 years and found out he had testicular cancer or soemthing.
>tfw when not a single equal digit today
Why live anymore?
>go to storr
>oh they have new lithuanian beer - fortas
>tastes like shitty cesu beer
>made by cesu beer in cesis, latvia
are lithuanians the worst scam artists in history?
YOU THINKS ITS FUCKING FUNNY RUDELAND? WELL CHECK THESE THEN YOU CUNT
This is the right place to bin a finn.
Give it time to warm up, lad.
Now I kind of want to post a picture of my dick. This is unnerving. Also I like the picture. Very commie.
I'm sorry desu. There are two commercial breweries whose beers you can buy. It's either Volfass Engelman shit or Vilkmergės. These two are mainsteam enough to be available at every Maxima and good enoug to be "passable". Buy the rest at your own risk.
You know that I gave you my vote, Saksamaa.
Ütle palun täiesti ausalt, kui head/halvad need "võileivad" seal on? Ma ei ole kordagi külastanud seda asutust ega pole plaanis ka, kuid puht uudishimust sooviks teada.
Are you really this clueless? Thank god you haven't been brainwashed then yet.
go home ivan, igor and jevgeniy
You don't need to know anything, my child. You are pure as a piece a of white paper.
Savi see sai. Singi, juustu ja mingi kastmega täidetud gruusia leib võib olla GOAT võileib, pere.
Kui palju see maksab umbes?
jesusfuckinghrist here you go
this is a picture of a semi, from 5 years ago or so.
>Ivana Trump told a friend that her husband's cousin, John Walter "clicks his heels and says, 'Heil Hitler," when visiting Trump's office.