Americas future edition
I think I'm in some kind of half swamp what in fug I hear ice creaking below my feet
I could kill myself right now and nobody would know for at least 2 weeks
As it turns out, I was walking on a little stream
>tfw you deshell a bunch of pistachios and eat them all at once
Which I fell into when the ice cracked
I was gonna wander around the nature reserve of this park some more, they say it's 50 acres. But not any more my feet are numb. I'm only wearing converse sneakers lmao.
Forgot /mlp/ existed desu
I don't like country flags in /pol/ in all honesty. I can see how they'd be useful in some situations like Ukraine threads where posters actually live in the region, but it's mostly just caused /int/ memespouting
what about 5 best boards? heres mine
what do you have against /tg/? there was like 1 year where it had a big problem with HORRIBLE moderation but they were all replaced. nowadays it serves its purpose better than any other board that ive visited for any period of time.
>what do you have against /tg/?
The terrible posters most of all. I just opened it for the first time in literal years and more than 3/4 of the threads on the first page are quest bullshit.
the RP threads have literally always been a big part of the board and the posters are literally some of the best on 4chan when it comes to staying on topic and not shitposting. I truly dont know how you could think this
>even the republican party is now hating on trump
little do they know this makes me like him more
I wish you well in your struggle against the untermensch
>drinking 10 year old lebanese red wine
>eating dominos pizaz
am I fancy yet /cum/?
Last one was a terrorist attack I guess. Before that a disgruntled kid (Maple Rambo) shooting cops who now hates himself.
Mostly it's just cops getting killed or some murder suicide from family issues. We probably get more mass stabbing murders from disturbed people.
Yeah, it'd be 7hrs round trip, but i could leave tomorrow and make a trip of it.
ruskie ruskie honk honk
All the candidates in the election are ridiculous tbt familia.
Just look at the GRP candidates as well. I made a remark about it earlier in the week but god damn, really?
>the RP threads have literally always been a big part of the board
Not when it was first introduced. But that's besides the point.
Users define the board. /jp/ is a good example since it used to be "Japanese Culture" until those guys got moot to change it.
Personally, I think /tg/ is an open sewer. The posters may stay on topic and not shitpost (by /tg/ standards). However none of that changes the fact that "on topic" /tg/ is terrible or that /tg/ posting standards are low.
>showing the strings that shes attached to
>pro HEAVY immigration despite america already having the most immigrants and recent history showing that taking in syrian refugees is bad
>says she will be like germany's absolutely fucking PATHETIC leader
I'm sorry but if we had a president anything like germanys leader I just couldn't accept it. That is, politically, the worst POSSIBLE thing that could happen to this country.
Here's a video of her being literally ashamed of being from the country she is leader of.
She is the worst "leader" in the modern age by a huge amount
The Republicans are actually starting to accept the possibility of Trump being their candidate, even if they don't really like him.
To him, he's the lesser of two evils compared to his nearest rival, Ted Cruz.
what're you listening to /cum/
What "infrastructure" do you think the north has? Heated roads?
All you need is a truck with a plow on it and some salt.
I've been in the south when there was a 3 inch snow storm and the entire fucking city fell apart.
You southerners are just soft
>THE DANGER OF ICE
Just stop driving like a bunch of dumb faggots.
Ice has less friction so you go slower. Ice with fresh powder on top even more so. Not that fuckin' hard, lil' buddy.
Did the last thread get deleted because it made reference to pic related?
>backlog of movies to watch
>backlog of games I haven't played in steam library
>bunch of books on the shelf I've never read
>Just sit on /int/ bored as fuck
>If i try to start something I just lose interest and come back
What the FUCK is wrong with me
kkekekekekek deal with it pals
it aint that bad
Ah, the Civic Center! Okay, thank you!
But how will you know?
Nother places have snow ploughs and salt trucks
I live in Vancouver so we haven't invested into any of that shit since it barely ever snows, so it when it does, everything shuts down
>tfw eternally bored
I want to die, but then again there is no reason to die, either, or at the very least me living outweighs the benefits of me dying
>need a code from professor to register another code so I can use that code to access online quizzes and exams
>said code I wasn't able to get until today because of a shit delivery
>due date for quizzes and exams ends in 6 hours
>emailed prof an hour ago
>still no response
Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay.
>not misogynist school shooter frog
Cmon now m8, a man died to save pepe.
No, it would be economically retarded to buy and keep vehicles/salt supplies ready for something that almost never happens
Yeah just like it's economically retarded to plan for floods or any other sort of rare natural disaster right?
Storing some plows and salt in a hangar somewhere is insanely cheap for an entire fucking state.
Southerners are just soft dixie princesses
>getting some top tier sausage at my butcher
>really nice looking dodge charger pulls up with some pain in the ass bass system shaking the windows of the shop while blaring taylor swift
>two qt girls and a fat chick come in the store, one talking to the butcher about some sirloin beef, another talking to her bf about shopping in a poor neighborhood because shes a saint, and the fat chick asking for vegetarian shit
>register asks the chick on her phone to go outside because nobody wants to listen to her bull which sets her off.
>register leaves for the backroom and comes back to calm her down while his nephew is crawling behind the counter to get behind her.
>he grabs two big ass handfulls of her ass and then starts shooting her with a spraybottle while shes flipping her shit
>Main qt buys her steak and goes back to the car with the fatty
>Loud mouth gives up chasing the kid and starts sobbing before leaving
>settle for some cheap sausage because I want to buy a pork roast as well.
How is /cum/ doing tonight?
The amount of money it costs to take it easy for a few days during a snow storm is nothing compared to the cost of buying a bunch of equipment and supplies you use twice a decade
>Storing some plows and salt in a hangar somewhere is insanely cheap for an entire fucking state.
No it isn't
You need drivers on call, you need to regularly check and test the equipment, and for it to be enough to clear snow quickly enough to be useful, you'd need a fuck ton of them.
You clearly haven't given this very much thought.
Hey fags, it's fucking cold down here.
I thought I was in the South, but there's all this white, wet shit everywhere and it's too cold to be jizz.
What the fuck is this shit?
>dying isn't appealing
>neither is living
I think it'll always be like this. Not to say it's unpleasant, but it isn't exactly an enjoyable state of being either.
No matter what state my life is in. Whether I'm working or not, going to university or not, staying at home or not -- it doesn't matter. Everything is simply going through the motions. There's no purpose or meaning. That's the crux of it.
>The amount of money it costs to take it easy for a few days during a snow storm is nothing compared to the cost of buying a bunch of equipment and supplies you use twice a decade
>something my plumber neighbor can easily afford is a huge investment for an entire state
jesus how poor is this south?
I actually have a package of cheese-stuffed sausages in my fridge.
You should slice it up with some mac and cheese or soup.
>mfw reading all of the angry tweets by saskatchaskatachasktawians and other assorted westcucks regarding Montreal area mayors declaring themselves to be opposed to the Energy East pipeline
holy shit why are westcucks so good at butthurt? it's like their national sport
Does the south not have road graders? That is all you need to clear snow, and every state should already have a bunch of them.
I miss that, used to make things way more bearable for me. Especially weed, but I can't smoke that on a regular basis anymore because it makes me anxious and depressed to the max (which I struggle with anyway). Every once in a while is ok. Drinking is something I have to limit too, lest I become an everyday alchy. Any other drugs are too expensive/too much of a hastle to buy.
What? Is that a snow plow? I had one ahead of me this morning so I could get out of the boonies I call home and get to civilization.
However, spreading salt and whatever on the hills in our backroads is pretty much up to the homeowners in the area.
>bought a tv from WalMart Mx
>live on northwest Mexico
>they send it from fucking Cuautitlan, Izcali(notice the indio names) which is located at the very center of Mexico
>comes fucked up
>waited one week for a response from customer service
>just sent it back
cuz i no wen dat airline bling... *beep boop* dat could only mean 1 thang *beep boop*
My city uses them for clearing residential streets, while the fancy plows that drop salt clean out the major roads quickly.
They should suffice fine as any city that builds roads will already have them, so if your city rarely gets snow, just send these out and it's no longer an issue
/sp/ is literally /int/ for plebs who can't shitpost about international culture and therefore shitpost about fucking sports (literally the most pleb """"""pastime"""""" one could possibly have)
>some sort of LAN party at my uni tonight
kinda want to go, but realistically how autistic do you guys think it would be?
Who /snowmaster/ here? Erie represent hope none of you lads catch up to us
In the rural areas yeah. Eskimos too, since they actually need that shit.
But everyone else mostly buys into the le evil gunowners who hate minorites meme, and also that whole thing about not wanting to be like America in any way possible.
I figure i' better at least get a buzz going, might be a bit easier to not judge that way
well she is a slav
here, have another lad
the facebook post says that they mostly play age of mythology and Halo, so it shouldn't be that bad I hope
If your state legally mandates you to deface the front of your vehicle with a license plate you're pretty much nonfree
>mfw registered in Oklahoma
It really bothers the gas station workers
>tfw seeing Kyou cry
Alright guys, I'm about to give you the key to happiness and if you know how to open the door then use it well, and if you don't then ignore it.
There's no such thing as lying to yourself, there's only not believing hard enough.
Remember that next time you want to feel happy.
so is this what the average american female will look like if trump wins the election?
Canadian annexation of America when?
You may laugh at le weed man, but his devilish good looks are only to betray his true intentions of annexing all of north america. Soon /cum/ will merely be /C/
even if the government fell, the Canadian people would rise up and repel the invaders with courage and determination desu
>even if the government fell, the Canadian people would rise up and repel the invaders with courage and determination desu
no, fuck off, I'm not dying just for a shitty fake cucktree like Canada. As long as the Ameriblobs allow me to continue watching anime I couldn't care less.
>Trump becomes president
>citizens get full access to latest military arms
>Oversensitive liberals shot
>testosterone begins to rise within american men again
>anime becomes great
>Canada is nuked so that we can live out S.T.A.L.K.E.R fantasies
>QTs on the rise
>happyness on the rise
>local neet enjoys life for once
>Male Nigger is remove to Africa
>Mexican is build wall while qt Latinas is stay
>America is great
>world is great
Imagine it lads
didn't you hear? Trump is making anime real
Its not like Trump would let them vote immediately
Former Canadians would become disenfranchised until they demonstrated sufficient loyalty to vote, by which point they would be solid red states
oh well there will still be people making animus for you
>friend tells me it looks like I'm wearing lipstick
>so I look like a girl?
>so kiss me and tell me if it's like kissing a girl
>he kisses me
>I kiss back
Most Canadians are NatSoc.
They only voted liberal for the weed.
Enjoying friday night with friends /cum/? Sounds like fun
all my friends are in their 40s and they talk about stupid shit like how their house is coming along. I would rather be home or playing pool at a bar.
>Most Canadians are NatSoc.
I have trouble believing this unfortunately
shes real purdy
RIP, to be onesto la mia famiglia.
You will be missed, America.
it's gonna get drafty in here with these skimpy clothes
There's no need to annex Canada.
No, I'm trying to decide on whether to subscribe to FFXI or FFXIV once more while I wait for my power to go out due to the blizzard.
B-better make it quick...
Canada has too many resources and the people are too similar to Americans culturally to be left alone
Once we rid the land of the Quebecois we can begin a new era of North American nationalism
The endgame is still Alexander Savage and a few dungeons.
Yeah, I know. I didn't feel like doing any endgame so I stopped playing. The game became very boring for me.I suppose the same thing would happen again.
Maybe I'll play XI instead. Explore and mess around.
>le lonely depressive romantic poetic 4deep8me alcoholic anon
>DSOTM is a GOAT album tough. But Pink Floyd does have some better albums.
Yeah, they have a really strong discography for the most part.
My favorite always jumps between WYWH and Animals
Singles I drink beer, dubs I get rekt on the hard stuff.