/cum/

>sledding is now legal on the Capitol grounds
Fuck this country

how bad is that snowstorm on the east coast?

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>>53974590

EQUALITY OUR STOCK AND TRADE
COME AND JOIN THE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN

>>53974624

Mr. Scrooge, do you think maybe I could leave early, just for today? The wife is making Christmas dinner, and...

>>53974590
look a pedophile edition

isnt that nice

Good band

>>53974441 #
Oh. Never mind then good luck.

Maybe she's doing what I do. If I'm thinking about doing something with someone and someone else asks what my plans are, I often don't reply to them until I know what's going on with the first guy.

>>53974715
oh that's good

you lack patience, lad

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>>53974590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVDZl5UvN4

I'm very gassy today guys

It's gonna be a good day

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>working this weekend
>work officially closed for the weekend
>tfw gonna get paid double for the weekend for inclement weather work

>>53974669
Too early to assess the damage

>edited the registry to remove the OneDrive icon from the file explorer quick access menu
Only hackers can reply to this post

>>53974864
you get paid for not working?

wew

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>>53975102
I am a hacker

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

>>53975201
I work security, and my post this week is one of the "essential" posts. So basically everyone but me and two others gets the days off, everyone gets an "inclement weather differential" of 7 hours pay, and I get that on top of the hours I work. So I'm gonna get paid double to sit around playing on my tablet and occasionally answer the phone to tell someone we're closed and they couldn't drive here anyways.

Just beat off by wrapping my dick in a microwaved banana peel ama

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>>53975436


*continues tickling your butt*

>>53975488
do you carry a gun?

>>53975534
Genuinely curious, but I don't have any bananas

>>53975539
No, I'm below rentacop tier. I kindly ask you to go away and then maybe call the cops.

>>53975676
is there any real reason for your job to exist?

I got major deja vu with that guy who was angry about the girl not replying

Happened to me like five times at the his point and every time I was overreacting

>>53975537
fuck off weeb scum

eating a big bowl of sultana bran lads

>>53975713
the mere fact that he exsists is a deterrent

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>>53975875


Wanna play?

>>53975713
I tell people where the bathrooms are, and sometimes act like a secretary for the staff.
Plus, the big surveillance camera room is a thing here

>>53976007
HI where do you live

>>53976046


N E W Y O R K C I T Y

E

W


Y

O

R

K

C

I

T

Y

>>53976281
How wealthy are you to live in NYC?

>>53974590
Mexico and the US should be switched

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>>53976513
Damn right

>>53975676
Sounds just like my job
I'm "Loss Prevention" at a retail store which basically amounts to standing by the door greeting customers and pushing shopping carts that are abandoned near the entrance.
I get paid more than the regular associates too for a fraction of the work.

>>53976026
On a scale of 1-10, do you enjoy it? I'm kinda getting curious now.

>>53974775

Maybe in certain situations

>>53975782

I can't help it at all, I was telling myself to just ignore it but I could feel the steam building up

Who /daydrinking/ here

It's friday, gonna have a good time. Going out with buddy for some good beer tasting tonight, gonna get drunk this afternoon and post here, maybe play some skyrim.

Overall things are good... love friday even though I'm unwillingly NEET at this moment

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The view outside my """""patio""""" boys

>>53974590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U
Official thread theme

>>53976927

looks comfy

>>53976877
At work right now, but my gf will be working all day tomorrow due to a new schedule. I'll probably start drinking early for the hell of it.

>>53976927
Where you at bruv?

>>53976927
Is that Kentucky

>>53977085
RVA
>>53977096
Nah, the better Commonwealth

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https://youtu.be/Bvq07KBfhnQ

>>53977178
Degenerate desu

It's been snowing for an hour. It's picking up now too. Send help and anime

>>53976670
I've done that. Busting shoplifters is always either kind of fun or kind of scary.

>>53976681
I'd place it at a 6 or 7. Museum security is dull work, but I listen to a lot of audiobooks and look classy in a suit. Plus I get paid okay and get benefits.

>>53977275

will do

>>53974590
>2000 word paper due in a few hours
Damn

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>>53977275
No need for help, just bundle up and get comfy.

>>53977529
desu I'm gonna fap, take a bath then go to my friend's place and get drunk and high all weekend. should be good

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>>53976927

this is what winters look like here. This picture is almost a year old, because now it's just dark and raining like hell.

We should have rear defrost wires in the driveways but not the roads bc it's extra cozy to be snowed in

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>>53977743
Holy fuck, that looks awful. This was my city a few days ago.
>people unironically want to live in places without winter

>>53977743
How would you translate "Zuhandenheit "?

>>53977178
If it's brown don't let it around

>>53977743
My area typically is averaging above 40°F and rains majority of the time, I would love more snow than rain, but your pic looks like where my parents live

>>53977995
I wanked to her desu

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>>53977833

Never heard this word before. I'll look it up and try to translate it.

>>53977831

Well, we rarely get any snow, because we have a special climate.
>pic related, that's when it has been snowing here
>>53978134

Do you live in one of the south western states?

WHO'S READY TO DO SOME LOOTING

>>53978347
Nein, I live in Virginia
>>53978380
>looting in the snow

Trailer trash detected

I'm practicing smirking as my default facial expression lads
Everyone always tells me I look mad/sad/grumpy/like a serial killer
I took some selfies and I totally see what they mean

So good to have freezing weather inhospitable to life lol

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Should I go outside?

Don't have anything do do, just to walk around

It hasn't snowed yet here and I'm worried this will be the only time but I don't know if walking around in the snow is comfy or overrated

>>53978572
Just don't stray too far from home lest you get caught in a flash blizzard and freeze to death

>>53978572
Why aren't you guys at work anyway

I am

>>53978572
Walking around when it starts /just started is comfy as shit as long as your dressed accordingly, just don't wear your fedora

>>53975651
it was okay. kinda messy as I really pulverised the bannana peel

>>53978572

Give it a try but stay bundled so you dont freeze to death.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2016/01/20/woman-leaves-party-shorts-quickly-freezes-death/79053950/

related

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>>53977178
>sleep medicine and headaches
>doctor

ayy lmao

she's fired now btw

>>53978710
>woman
Considering they can't even handle an air conditioner being 2 degrees too low, It's no surprise that they freeze to death when inclement weather hits.

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What're you reading /cum/?

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>>53977833

https://www.dict.cc/?s=Zuhandenheit is what I found.

It basically means something like avaivability as far as I understood, which makes sense.

>>53978433

okay, I guess it's because you're close to the ocean.

>>53978347
Its one of Heidegger's terms from being and time, its usually translated "ready-to-hand", but I was curious about alternate translations

>>53978639
because 4chan has a large population of neets, and people in school, as well as people with shitty part time jobs

>>53978788
Temperature being 2 degrees too low is a nightmare

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I swear some days 4chan has a conspiracy against me, sometimes I will go a whole day without getting any (You)s other day I get more (You)s than I need

What gives?!

>>53978790
Not that close, ~2 hours by car, a lot of our weather is weird, it would seem the Chesapeake and the Atlantic typically help contain a storm until it hits a coastal air current and goes northward, but when our storms comes from the Gulf and its freezing outside we get a good snowfall

>>53978628
>>53978710

I dunno the possibility of danger and getting lost only makes me want to go more

I'll do it

>>53978985
It's called not being consistent with your shitposting. Take a lap rookie.

>>53978985
You just gotta save those excess (You)s for a rainy day.

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>comfy winter posting

naice naice

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He was a good lad after all

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>>53978807

I see. Well, in german you could use Verfügbarkeit, which means avaivability, and other stuff that has a similar meaning.

>>53978999

nice digits.

>>53979146

>>53978985
I rarely ever get (you)s, but that is mainly because most of my posts are "kek", the few posts I do make with actual content aren't particularly funny or baity so those get ignored too

>>53979347
Ah so you're a selfless (you)giver then

Here, let me give you one for your work

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>>53974590
I wish we could still own slaves tb.h family. Make me a sandwich or 30 lashes

>>53979267
he was the whole time, people here just misunderstood him.

>>53979461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfnn90Ozk0U
Have some humanity anon!

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>>53979625
You wouldn't want slaves too feed you grapes while others fan you with big feathers?

>>53979461
Only indentured servants from ching chong Mexico is legal.

>>53979701

I have robots for that

>>53979527
He acted like a massive autist

>tfw losing to the russians once again
now you'll have my full support.

>>53979837
No he didnt, his post were fantastic and he was just misunderstood.

>>53979056
but I am consistent

I think it has a lot to do with the time of day desu

>>53979067
hmm, true
>>53979347
well that makes sense then, have a (You)

>>53979871
fuck off creepshot

>>53979778
but you can't give them lashes, ruins the whole experience

>>53979866
What?

>>53979912
I have never posted a creep shot

>>53979918
if you paid them overtime they'd probably say yes, especially if they had a fetish for it

it's the best you'll get, sorry bub

>>53979288
Heidegger prefers to use words that he basically makes-up, when he does use vocabulary that isn't esoteric he fucks with the meaning. His word for humans (well, strictly speaking its not his word for human, its his word for any being that experiences the world like us) is "dasein" which is obviously pretty fucking weird, he has uses a shitload of hyphenated clauses too "Sein-zum-Tode" "In-der-Welt-sein" "Das-Man"

>>53979919

the autistic general fight. it was /deutsch/ vs. /rus/ and /deutsch/ is losing, so I'll focus on keeping on voting for /cum/

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>>53979960

Hallo

have you contributed to your society with some weebshaming today?

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>>53979701
I would end up killing them out of paranoia
>jungle fever will birth kids who will be butthurt about being my slaves and unrecognized bastards.
>men will always be upset that im fucking their wives
>allowing yourself to be lazy around dangerous wild animals
No can do lad

>>53979837
he's a good lad

Baltimore confirmed for snowing

Maybe we'll finally be considered white

>>53980024
rude as fuck

>>53979871
>

>>53980006
oh, sorry to hear that.

I've been to /rus/ a few times, never to /deutsch/ though.

4 distinct seasons where I live in the first place anyway I can be used to work with you and I will be back by then. If you are looking for a second round of the golf, I will be back by then. Not only is it possible to get the best way to do it, but it is not the intended recipient of this. Bad news for you to know about. I don't know why I was thinking about you and your team, and the winters of my favorite part of the earth would work for you. You can be used to have a plan, that's all I'm saying. Culture and history. The movie deserves all the time to get the chance of the culture of the west.

>>53979455
>>53979886
Thanks friends

>>53975534
I remember when I used to do that. Glad I moved on to onaholes

So my parents are trying to talk to me now after kicking me out, telling me they know that I'm not really straight and there's no way I could be, and that I'm just confused

I'm ignoring them of course

>>53980129

/deutsch/ is a strange place if you haven't been there for long. Most posters are rude to foreigners and at the moment we're just discussing the ""refugee""crisis anyways, so you're not really missing anything.

>>53980122
?

>>53980219
So you're not a faggot but they think you're a faggot?

>>53980219
what

>>53980173
>movie
Which movie exactly?

>>53980234
You said you were leaving

>>53980232
>/deutsch/

i lurk there from time to time, from what i can gather and understand is just the usual autism business.

>>53980234
You're a creepy AUTIST and you suck at boardgames

>>53980330
>>53980369
im not him

he is a man of his word and if he said he is gone then he isnt coming back

>>53980342

well, I'd say it's way more focused on politics than this place, but I guess the rest is pretty normal. We're on another autistic level than balt for example.

>>53980298
Ah, I am a fan of stability, but either way, I was fascinated up to the chainsaw bit but I think I might be able to make it to you. My first result was the right wing nationalist film and video clips. You know, the documentary by Michael Moore. Not only his best, but certainly not his worst wither. Wither, either. Whatever. Grammars the I am not.

>>53980286
>>53980294
my parents are radical lesbians, it's hard to explain but they basically "raised me to be gay"

they work with women's shelters that ban men, they basically believe straight men to be evil rapists

I played along biding my time until I could get stable and move out, but they found out about the girl I've been seeing and kicked me out

>>53978639
i'm valet and my job closed

>>53980460
It is a utility that I have a great time. I am a fan of stability, but either way, I was fascinated up to the chainsaw bit but I think I can describe my political outlook like this. It is a utility that I have a great time. I am a fan of stability, but either way, I was fascinated up to the chainsaw bit but I think I can describe my political outlook like this. It is a utility that I have been a while. I am a fan of your own. I am a beautiful person who is the best emeror. I am a fan of your choice, but it is not the capital of the ottomans is Athens Literally

>>53980432
Rip
I hope he's happier now at least

Chicanos

>>53980489
>my parents are radical lesbians, it's hard to explain but they basically "raised me to be gay"
So you're a living case that anti-gay parent people shout about?

God damn. I'm sorry you had to grow up with that kind of hate directed at you. I hope you live on your own and don't have to rely on them for anything.

>>53980454


balt's autism confuses me though

i find germanic autism easier to decipher

>>53980541
Jesus's, and I say that I have a great time. I don't give me some more than happy to see if you are looking for a second round of the golf course. I am a student at the end of the world.

Bernie is rising, Trump and Hilldog are faltering

>>53980604
are our friends

>>53980665

I hope Trump wins for the infinite stream of memes and lulz

>>53980643

It definitely is. I just sometimes need a break from my own general, because it can be extremly cancerous.

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Found this at my school

>>53976281
>typical new yorker eager to tell others where they're from

shiggy diggy

>>53980774
>popular facebook meme is found on highschool whiteboard at recess
whoa

>>53980774

this>>53980850

>>53980713
this

Also Bernie seems like the kind to crash their economy with no survivors and die of old age before his term ends.

>>53980774

rare

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Burgies what are your rural roads like, are they fit for cycling on, do you see many cyclists?

>>53980625
the organization they work with is crazy, say that they were to have something delivered such as office equipment or an appliance, they request a woman deliver it as men are not allowed on the property

of course very few women work in this field, so they often have to call like 10 companies

>>53980646
" my establishment!" tell I shouted, is and HAH! garbage Barbarossa trying with that respectable waifs have you wish "Wish? "my wish," to to urchins at deal pawn I'll my didn't "is"Wish? HAH! I'll tell you my wish," Barbarossa shouted, "my wish is that I didn't have to deal with urchins and waifs John McCain.
4." the long care. term "isthe long term care..
5." I work the at st to pawn garbage at my respectable establishment!". few than more lot and days. a contacts "iscontacts and a lot more than a few days..
3." for me esperanto McCain John good book to pope with the do the is "isthe esperanto book is good for me to do with the pope or? "isI work at the stor?.
6." stor the gay9." shall bourgeois you light, smash materials the see system. to the then "isthen you shall see the light, smash the bourgeois materials to system..
10." cancer. is it "isit is cancer..bro. is "isthe stor is gay bro..
7." no, lad that. not like "isno, lad not like that..
8." the of Tradition! embrace world "isembrace the world of Tradition!.
9." shall bourgeois you light, smash materials the see system. to the then "isthen you shall see the light, smash the bourgeois materials to system..
10." cancer. is it "isit is cancer..

>>53980924
fuck off

>>53980924
No. Spooky shit happens at night

>>53980924


from what i've seen some are ok, some are shit, depending on the area you can see people cycling or a bunch of fatsos laying on their asses and in some places in america you can see meme magic at work and find them on mobility sccoters

>>53980996
Decent talking points. But why did you choose to order them non chronologically? And in fact, I can't even fucking make out what many of them are trying to say.

>>53980924
think my dad does some cycling on some of the less busy highways with a group

>>53980743
Would you say English better lends itself to flowery prose than German? Obviously its possible to write well in German, but it seems to lack a certain delicacy.

>>53980924
people who are normie enough to ride bicycles here stay far, far away from the backroads.

That said, the ones here are in pretty good shape. Most rural, innawoods roads in Pennsylvania are paved. Can't say for the rest of the country.

>>53981097
You're welcome to try and propose a better plan.

>>53980970
That's pretty nuts. Must be an odd conversation for the people they call. Like when flight attendants have to deal with those radical Jews who won't sit next to women.

>>53980743


/cum/ sometimes gets very comfy and sometimes it deserves to get burn to the crisp


depends if weebshits take over the thread and spam their homo posts

>>53980997
No you
>>53981061
What happens?
>>53981062
You seen this?
>>>/n/913098
>>53981121
Tell him I said 'good lad'.
>>53981179
Would I get shot or raped?

>>53981241


yeah, been there several times as govt worker.

>>53981187
I am not sure what the heck out of town for work in progress decides to go do, they said they were making this from a dry County into a moist one, but they haven't done anything yet.
I mean, buying liquor here is still illegal. We voted and nothing going changed! The machines click and whirr just as they always have, I look at the sky and see the gears work the clouds past us, and the administration is so inhuman, and I can't even drink myself silly without driving far far and long away, all the adjacent counties are also Dry.

>>53981344
This isn't a plan
You're just complaing.

Go watch anime.

>>53981412
>Go watch anime.


terrible idea for anyone

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My Indian professor said that India is soon to be a global superpower and my Korean professor talked shit about the Japanese and called them barbarians.

Is my real life /int/ now?

>>53980232
>Most posters are rude to foreigners

It's true desu. I think Germans are top lads, have had some really good experiences with them, but /deutsch/ are cunts.

I close my eyes and see a flock of birds. The vision lasts a second or perhaps less; I don’t know how many birds I saw. Were they a definite or an indefinite number? This problem involves the question of the existence of God. If God exists, the number is definite, because how many birds I saw is known to God. If God does not exist, the number is indefinite, because nobody was able to take count. In this case, I saw fewer than ten birds (let’s say) and more than one; but I did not see nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, or two birds. I saw a number between ten and one, but not nine, eight, seven, six, five, etc. That number, as a whole number, is inconceivable; ergo, God exists.

>>53981412
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53981475


memes have deep cultural paradigmas, they don't spawn out of nowhere

>>53981447
It really is.

Most anime is shit. The sort of shit that is addictive but still shit. You're better off using that time to watch something else, read a book or w/e

>>53981145

Is this some maymay I just don't get?

>>53981229

true. Aren't you married or something? Does your wife know about this place?

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>>53981241
>Would I get shot or raped?


>be american
>something something

>>53981577
fuck off

>>53981587
>Is this some maymay I just don't get?
yes

>>53981587
anglos who cannot into linguistics often have some strong subjective feelings about the german language, don't worry about it.

>>53981587


yeah i'm married, she doesn't give jack shit about what i do on the interwebz though ... as far as she concerns i'm chatting with a bunch of foreigners.

>>53981520
Well I guess it would depend on if the number of birds in the sky is a discreet or continuous variable.

>>53981526
See what the fuck, you're just memeing now. Good way to duck out of a discussion.
And that meme has literally nothing to do with what you're talking about. And you're the one that started this whole conversation in the first place

I think I've begun balding, there goes my weekend.

>>53981594
Nah seriously though. The USA seems really fucking unsafe compared to here.

Also heard some horror stories. Saw that reddit post about a bloke walking across the USA who nearly got raped. Tbf he was an idiot.

https://poal.me/qzvo9i

/deutsch/ were on your side, at least do us the same favour

>>53981676
do you look ok with a shaved head?

>>53981676

use chilly shampoo m8ty


thank me later

Downloading Doctor Zhivago l a d s

>>53981547
I know but I was still kinda taken aback. I'm glad /int/ has taught me these things.
>>53981654
Is she nice? Does she shitpost? My boyfriend and I use 4chan but he's a more /g/ person.

>>53981587
How did you learn English?

>>53981657
Let me know if you are looking for a second chance to win the game.

>>53981706

Brudi, ich hab hier schon gepostet. Sie haben für uns gewählt.

>>53981654

That's pretty cool. Most girls I know become insane as soon as they're in a relationship.

>>53981720
I really doubt it
>>53981749
>chilly shampoo
Good search results gave me
>chili shampoo

>>53981803
Giving up so easily?

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>>53981763
>tfw no gf to shitpost on 4chan with

>>53981706
>>53981853
voted for /rus/ like 20 times with proxies 2bh

>>53981763


she's normier than me, she prefers to read books on her leisure time and only uses the internet for youtube, FB and stuff like that or research for stuff

>>53981853


that's mainly because you lie to yourself into believing said girl is not crazy beforehand, you just need to pay attention.

anyone like kpop?

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>>53981953
BC bro i'm sure you can find one. Keep looking!

>>53981912
I mean, you'd get a chance to win the lottery ticket to get to see the new solar conflicts today? I have a great time. I am a bit of a hedonist too.

woops have an appointment with a coaching client,

tschüss niggies

>>53981678
In my honest opinion, the urban areas are more dangerous by leagues, if not just outright wacky.

I once drove into a car park around midnight and enjoyed the sight of an eighty-something year old man dancing the twist in in his undies.

The worst I've seen in the woods is a group of college normies getting drunk and doing loud, obnoxious normie things.

>>53982063
>Solar conflicts

Which ones?

>>53981796

My father used to teach me basic stuff, and then it was a subject in school :^)

>>53981967

Well one of my female friends broke up with her boyfriend multiple times because some girl liked his picture or something, that's insane for me. Another seriously got into a fight with her boyfriend because he didn't held the door open for her, lel.

>>53982066

Anyways. Have a nice day.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud6LiVJkwyA

>you will never be a space trucker who ages slower than everyone on planets because you're constantly at the speed of light

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>>53982066
Have a nice day!
>>53981678
You're thinking of the shitty areas/states. In Minnesota as long as you're not in the fucking Crack Stacks building or in a shitty neighborhood in the Twin Cities you are so safe.

>>53982115
Nigger the new movie lmao. You sknow, Solar Conflicts, came out in theatres like a month ago of i remember right. Think about what it means cunt I'm just doing a pun. I remember that the Italian peninsula and the kids are in town for it. They ALL CAME but nobody brought any guns.

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>>53982058
thanks anon, i'm not too worried desu, 2016 is the year of the gf after all

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>>53981763
>tfw when no bi twink bf of my own to cuddle with and help me shitpost on /int/ and /pol/

>>53982136
Where'd you learn all the colloquialisms? You write like a native speaker.

>>53982210
Fucking kick them back out. They'll start another mafia like in the theater.


Anyway, does anyone else here have an experience with the law changing, but only on paper? Like it's not enforced and things are always static. I know a guy who said that happened in his state.

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>>53982236
Dude if you're gay you have guys all after you. Keep trying. Try Grindr, I have like two friends who found their bfs on that.
>>53982231
That is it! My boyfriend said that to me on NYE and look where that got him.

>>53982257

Thanks. I think I've learned a lot of terms through music and movies. Lurking here might have had an influence on this too.

I'd like to thank the Mexibros for their food and Canadingalings for their lakes to fish in.

rush fucking sucks king crimson is way better

>>53982390


grindr has a thing against non-masculine guys, also half of the msgs are from old middle aged fat men.


Besides, im looking for twinks. not those other groups.

>>53982203
>Twin Cities

?

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>move from colorado to florida
>it's actually colder here today than it is in colorado

>>53982501
>rush fucking sucks
Not true, they're alright.
>king crimson is way better
This is true

>>53982390
how did you two meet and end up together? story please? :3

>>53982623
>>53982390
OUUUUTTTTTT


REEEEEE

>>53982203
I'm transferring to UofM Twin Cities

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>>53982501
>king crimson

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U6FAuuet9e

>>53982665
this.
girls not welcome

>>53981678

a college near me had 7 student deaths in a span of 4 months. It was really odd

>>53982320

Anyone?

>>53982959
Spooky, what were the causes?

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>cop who raped a bunch of black women sentenced to 250+ years in prison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlekNAb9f-M

>>53982995
They died to death

>>53982995

they were all unrelated. It looks the total went up to 9.

http://www.thestate.com/news/local/article13948613.html

>>53982623
We were looking at the same grad school, bam boom, here we are. He starts this fall, and I start the fall after that. He's sweet and he's helping me learn Russian, and he's glad I'm his gf. It's nice.
>>53982557
My friend is a twink, so that may be why. Oh well, good luck.
>>53982560
Minneapolis and St. Paul, the two biggest cities in Minnesota. Lots of crime.
>>53982682
What college? It's a nice school.

>>53983215
>Four enrolled students died in auto accidents

Fucking hell, do they drive like retards or what?

I prefer /brit/ to /cum/'s anime roleplayers and swedish posters

this is the only general on int that unironically reply to swedes because everybody else knows they are cancer

>>53983457
We dont bully people here

>>53982970
Nobody is responding, let's get back on topic. How will be voting on my phone? Like estonia

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>>53975102
>cousin brings his laptop over
>says he doesn't know the password to it
>edit registry so one of the buttons on the logon screens opens the run command line
>change password through that
>he thinks im an elite hacker

feels good when people think ur smart even if ur dumb

>>53983344

possibly

>>53983508
Who the fuck knows
Does it even matter if They adjust all outcomes anyway?

>And I think I won't be able to come to Nebraska if I do not have money

I don't even remember what was famous for. I just see roads and roads with corn at their sides. Nothing but corn.
What has Nebraska got so special? Food? Museums?
Seriously, I just remember silly things.

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i wish i knew you guys in real life, we'd be friends

>>53983641
Get the fuck out of my country you filthy spicy muslim

>>53982665
something something manspread something pay reparations

>>53983641

agriculture, college football, and the wizard of omaha

>>53983641
Why Nebraska of all places?

>>53983641
>>53983696
Ireland BTFO

>tfw no qt3.14 snow

>>53983011
He some sort of mixed asian? his face seems odd.

Also 250 years... damn.

>>53983641
nebraska is literally a flyover state

I'm tired. Enjoy the rest of your day.

>>53983838
yeah he's half japanese half white or something

I guess it's not surprising he's crying so hard, but what did he honestly expect

>>53983881
You too my German friend

>>53983881
semper fi

>>53983641

oh and steaks

>>53983881
Nacht Nacht

There was a thread last night and someone said that Texas has a lot of jobs for Chinese Language and Business Management graduates
Is this true?

>>53983920
It's one thing to expect it, it's another to be told you're getting multiple life sentences and will die of old age in prison. Plus bad cop or not he might get murdered in prison. Or raped ironically, since it's American prison.

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Does /cum/ read science fiction books?
I just started on this.

>>53984073
>it's another to be told you're getting multiple life sentences and will die of old age in prison
well what the fuck else could he expect? a conditional sentence?

Also he'll more than likely be in segregation or solitary so he probably won't get raped

>>53984200
no because im not a loser

>>53984200
Sometimes. Roadside Picnic is really good.

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>>53976281
Metal Trees, Ontario.

>>53983641

are you going to go there as an exchange student?

>>53984200
I don't read books Tbh

>>53976927
>mfw this is a warm Canadian winter

>>53984283
I'm just saying he was probably expecting the worst but it's different to hear it officially and finalized. Originally he probably thought he'd never get caught and charged, etc.

> likely be in segregation or solitary
That's true.

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>I don't read books Tbh

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>tfw live near the woods

Walking through the woods during winter time here is so nice

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>>53984200
I read a compilation of Arthur Clarke's short stories over Christmas break and it was really good desu. Called the Nine Billion Names of God if you want to check it out

>>53984501
Why read books when you have Reddit at your fingertips?

>>53984523

same but i cant seem to stomach the nerves to go in there

>>53984200
I'm more into fantasy, but I'll check it out, not too picky when it comes to books. As long as they're well written.

>>53984338
No, just for "sightseeing".

>>53983963
I don't remember a single steak in those 3 weeks. Just plain food.


>>53983781
>agriculture
Ok
>college football
As everywhere
>wizard
Ok, what?

>>53983782
Some family acquaintances live there.

>>53983843
Yeah, I do not remember so much apart its lack of tasteful food. Guys, what kind of pasta do you usually buy? It was gross: as licking a pair of boots.

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ITS OVER.

SCHOOL SHOOTING IN SASKATCHEWAN.

>>53984751
>shootadians

>>53984751
>be Canadian
>get shot

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Okay we're going on an adventure

Will post next when I get there

>>53984751
Canadiakills

>>53984751
aren't there only like 30 people in Saskatchewan though?

>>53984747

Warren Buffett, the 3rd richest person in the world, is from the state and still lives there. His nickname is the wizard of omaha.

>>53983255
cute, i'm happy for ya both!

>>53984200
>spaceships and robodinosaurs!
bleargh. read some Peter Watts.

>>53980924
people who ride their bike on those deserve to die

>>53984923
oh, ok, then.

Yeah, I know this question will be shitty, but: did Nebraska fight against South during Civil War, didn't it? Or wasn't it "founded" yet? I remember that war around 1840, but I am absolutely not sure.

>>53984751
lolwut

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>>53984285
I just checked out the setting. Now I know where S.T.A.L.K.E.R. got its theme.

>>53984525
>Arthur Clarke
I watched 2001 last night.
My body is still recovering.

>>53984982
>literally judging a book by its cover
for shame desu

>>53985065
>deserve to die

>>53984751
oh wait it's literally in the middle of nowhere for saskatchewan
which is already in the middle of nowhere

>>53984751
about time Canadians paid for their freedom

>>53985076

it was still a territory

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>>53984751
Because it's 2016

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>>53985115
been meaning to rewatch 2001, such an interesting and effay movie desu.

What's nice about Clarke's stories is that quite a few of them are about more mundane (but still interesting) aspects of sci-fi. Not that there;s anything wrong with fantasy sci-fi, but it's nice to have some stuff that's more grounded in reality. I was pleasantly suprised by the The Martian actually, nice to see Ridley Scott make a decent movie in this day and age

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>>53984851
I am here

This place is a park by the Ohio river, I want to see how it looks

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>>53985559
>shitposting on the go

You just can't stand to be without us, can you?

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>>53985283

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>>53985653
I like seeing adventure threads and I was feeling the need to get out of the house

>>53985559
Oh God the cold holy shit I underestimated nature's power

>>53984751
It's another native thing, this shit happens all the time

>>53984751
AMERICANS ARE INVADING

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>>53985870
Gate into forest path

ty based canada for our prime minister

>>53986023

just dont get lost bro

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>>53986023
I just ran all the way down to trees in distance

Phone fell into deep snow hard looking for it

Very cold

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>>53986346
Here is the river

Wish I could do video and audio

>>53986454
What's the temp out there senpai

>>53986454

that looks nice

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>>53986454
Near fell coming down here wew
Last I was here in the summer a nail stabbed me in the foot when air stepped on it. The Ohio is a busy and dirty river.

>>53986535
Um
Cold
Though I feel scandis and Canadians would call me a pussy

>>53986733
when I stepped*

>>53986733
>river not frozen
>cold

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COME ON BLIZZARD
I WANNA BE COMFY

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>>53986733
That looks depressing

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It's 35 C here lads.
Send snow.

I feel like an albino in africa.

>>53986884
it's summer time what do you expect

i like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swdbv5I6qzc

>>53986884
Does it ever snow in there?

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>>53986733
Park ends here
Following river up for some miles would get to downtown louisville
Could try swinging around this gate but it's kinda steep

What does /cum/ like? Other than burgers, I mean.

>>53987240
guns

>>53987216

its best not to bother

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>>53987197
Sadly nope, I want to see snow here.
>>53987114
To not suffer.

So what's up /cum/? I bought a New 3DS XL today. I got someone to get me one from France.

>>53987340
Noice.
I mostly play animal crossing on mine.