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is gonna snow in Virginia and a few states to the north of us and DC but DC can go fuck itself edition
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When do I get snow?
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>>53963582
>snow projected to miss me entirely
Please, just give something more than cold rain.
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>>53963642
when hell freezes over probably

I went to texas once, it did not give me a snow vibe
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Animeposting is endearing. Why does it trigger anons so much?
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>>53963766
>it did not give me a snow vibe
For good reasons. It almost never snows where I am.
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I don't mean to alarm anyone, but all weather models are showing 4 horsemen riding at full speed towards Wsahington DC.

ONE OF THEM IS ON A WHITE HORSE
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Spending the whole morning practicing my knots on my feet is calming
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who /dc/ here? (real DC -well paying job, white, and District 3)

Knickerbocker Storm about to get btfo
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>>53963955
I did think San Antonio was kinda nice, and the Alamo was cool
San Antonio is the only place I spent time in before heading to New Orleans
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xth for listening to comfy podcasts at work
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>have to reschedule plans for this weekend


Why do people hate global warming again? Id rather it be 50 degrees all winter long.
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POTENTIAL FOR ROOF COLLAPSES

POWER OUTAGES

CARBON MONOXIDE DEATHS WILL RISE

DO NOT LEAVE CANDLES UNATTENDED

CHECK ON YOUR NEIGHBOURS
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>>53964180
I've only been there once or twice. The Alamo was fun to see.
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STOCK UP ON MEDICATIONS

CLEAR YOUR AUTOMOBILE TAIL PIPIES BEFORE STARTING IT

KNOW YOUR EMERGENCY TRAVEL ROUTES

CHARGE YOUR BATTERY PACKS
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>>53964180
the riverwalk is a meme desu
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>70 degrees in the afternoon today
feels good man
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BLIZZARD CONDITIONS EXPECTED

WIND GUSTS OF UP TO 50MPH

THUNDERSNOW EXPECTED

T
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D
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S
N
O
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MOST POWERFUL WINTER EVENT IN 90 YEARS
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>>53963966
>>53964469
>>53964597
>mfw Cantore is a mega manlet and only about 5'1"

He is also an insufferable dramatic piece of shit in real life
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Good morning
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>>53964695
That's a pretty great powerstance.
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>>53964721
Good morning. How are you anon?
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>>53964455
>global warming

>real
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Just found this general
Do you all like anime?
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>>53964847


Show butt
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>>53964847
Show thighs
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FEMA HAS ARRIVED ON SCENE

I REPEAT

FEMA HAS ARRIVED ON SCENE
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>>53964847
no
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>>53964884
>>53964896
Wut
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>>53964926
You heard us.
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What language should I learn if I'm fluent in English and Spanish
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>>53964847
what's anime
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>>53965028
Cantonese.
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>>53964926


post butt bby
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>>53965008
That's a bit lewd don't you think?
I hate to break it to you, but I'm pure
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Waiting for jury duty desu
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Snow was a mistake
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>>53965075
>pure

>>53965106
Today was our first day below freezing all winter desu
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>>53965179
ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?
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>>53965075
>>53965210
You can still post your thighs and remain pure, anon.
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>>53965075
If you aren't going to show your ass, then you probably aren't gay enough to anime post in this thread.
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>>53965210
I bet you've never even rode the shinkansen
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>>53965075


Like this?
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>>53965268
O_o
>>53965256
M-maybe
>>53965255
Someone else do it first
>>53965228
I might consider it
Maybe
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>8-12 inches
wew lad, gonna be comfy
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>>53965478
fuck off brazil
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>>53965354
>I might consider it
Very good. It's a tradition here.
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When did you niggas lost the fun in snow?

>Age 17
>Had to shovel car and driveway out of snow
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What are you lads doing for blizzbreak? I'm gonna set up a breaking bad soundboard and rollplay Walter white in Rust
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Dajd_UvyA
Apparently the South has a mafia.
And predominately white gangs.
kek
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>>53965508
Odd tradition desu
I'll be back later
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>>53965660
I'll be expecting those thighs.
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>>53965660


Are u qt?
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>>53965502
vai se foder :DD

>>53965611
get drunk, play EU4, D&D sunday night. gonna be comfy as fuck.
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>>53965611
>lads
'Scuse me there but only brits are allowed to use that word
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>>53965478
5-8 here
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>>53965611
Watching the weather channel and having a hard giggle over everything north of the Roanoke River
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>>53965611
>playing new rust

The game has always been shit, but at least it used to be sorta fun but really goofy shit. Now it's just tryhards and hackers running around in a mediocre looking unoptimized garbage heap.
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wish we were getting a blizzard up here in Michigan tb honest

it'd give me a reason to be NEET for a few more days...
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>>53965611
Nothing because we never get snow days
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I think my boss, who is somewhat of a GILF, is flirting with me.

She has even offered to move me from my current cubicle to a spot that is close to her office.

hmm.
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>>53966077
>tfw I will NEVER have a job where I have my own cubicle
I'M SO SICK OF WORKING AT STUPID RESTAURANTS
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuETOzr1ntk
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>>53965531
UN
DER
AGE
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>>53966173

It can often suck. I'm already developing back problems because of all the sitting.

And sometimes you get the insufferable cubicle neighbors. Like some guy who played NPR radio ALL FUCKING DAY.

But I do agree, it's probably better than working at a restaurant.
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gameplan:

jerk off
shower
go out in the snow with dog
do homework
play ck2
watch anime
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>>53963582
Comfy weather
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>>53966519
who you playin as?
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>>53966778
I formed England from Mercia and now I'm conquering Wales

trying to unite Britannia desu
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>>53966519
gameplan:
shower
try and apply to some places
finish techno track
watch anime
/brit/ post

another unproductive day
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>>53963582
Georgetown University reporting in.

We are about to get fucked since we are on a hill.
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Oh shit not jury duty, they settled and we still get paid. Good shit
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>>53967574
>we still get paid

Isn't it only like $4?
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he just doesnt care does he
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>>53967662
9 bucks actually, not bad
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>>53967701

Why does he always pick on him, but he seems to ignore Rubio etc.
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>>53967790
Jeb likes being bullied
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>>53967790
Jeb has raised the most and was the establishment candidate at the start

plus Jeb is an easy target
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>>53967790
Because Jeb was supposed to be the Guaranteed nominee
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I'm gonna come right out and say it

I really like catgirls

/g/626676/0e4140b828/
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>>53967955
fur is murder
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>>53967932
>>53967888

I see. I liked Bush at first, but he seems bootyblasted all the time.
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>>53967987
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>Walking down the street
>Think of Australian banter I read the night before
>Laugh like a retard
People must think I'm insane
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>>53967987
Catgirls are great but not furry enough 2bh
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>>53968067
>he seems bootyblasted all the time
Don't buy into the Trump narrative. Jeb's rhetoric isn't reactionary towards immagration which is the hardline right's flavor of the month. He's still the most qualified candidate and would allow the most robust working class. His only mistake was getting stumped in the early debates by populist talking points.
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>>53968265
>not furry enough

furfags plz vacate the area
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>45 minutes until DC gets slapped with the long snow dick
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>>53968265
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FURRIES OUT
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>>53968265
please off yourself

catgirls are pure unlike you
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All the models just upped the QPF, just fuck my life up senpai, suburbs west of DC in the bullseye

I'm worried that with a meter of snow and hurricane force winds we will lose power for weeks, I'm most worried about my cat freezing
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>>53968383
>>53968420
I mean, I guess if you guys are okay with the constant weeb shitposting and thread erp I can say the word "Furry," from time to time right?

>>53968542
You first, at least people will miss me :^)
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>>53968621
Furries are the absolute worst though
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>>53968420
catgirls aren't furry
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>>53968621
Furries are ten times worse than weebs. Literally kill yourself.
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>>53968592

How do you stop the deer?

I can't stop them from eating all of my flowers and plants.
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>>53968621
degenerates like you belong on a cross
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>>53968696
I know but he was wanting furrier or someshit
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>>53968692
>>53968700
I'm not even going to inject anything from it into the thread, and never have. You guys can stop sperging out now.

>>53968773
I'll shove my knot in your waifus anus 2bh.

What's everyones Friday night plans? Doing anything comfy or fun this weekend?
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>>53968892
>What's everyone's Friday night plan
Work
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>>53968967
Kind of a bummer, but at least you're making money. What do you do for work?
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>>53967701
>whitegenocide
Wew
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>>53968892
Work and farmers are all in town so it's going to be hell
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Fugg
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>>53969105
How are farmers impacting your job?

>>53969110
Looks really comfy actually.
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Meanwhile in Wisconsin, a snowflake fell.

Most boring winter ever.
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>>53969174
Snow is still coming down in bucketfulls too
There's gonna be a lot here
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>>53969174
Restaurant
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>>53969110
I dream of looking out my window and seeing fresh snow.
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>>53963582

Barely over the D.C. line in Montgomery County checking in.

Not a fucking thing, but waiting for a repeat of 2010 and firing up Dark Souls.
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Hi am from Japan.

Your site is cute. I am in your site for many many time, but I no understando all.

What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?

Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.
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>>53969283
Where are you at anon?

>>53969355
Eh, could be worse but I've heard Restaurants are hard work. What kind of food do you serve? Also what do you do there? Cooking or something?
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>>53969465

POOOOOOO
INNNNNNNN
LOOOOOOO

And you have to realize that there are seasoned weebs here. We can tell a fake Japanese accent when we see one, senpai.
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>>53963582

Its snowed in my town
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>>53969508
Cook mostly fish
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>>53969202
>WI will never be annihilated by a snowstorm that destroys everything
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About to drive up to New Hampshire and purchase some cheap smokes.

Maybe get a shovel too while I'm there
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CHI
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>>53969571
-cago
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>>53967955
Have you played nekopara?
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>>53969550
That girl froze to death in Milwaukee a couple weeks ago. Exposure.
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CA
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>>53969537
It's fucking dumping here in South of the James River
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>>53969624
POO
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>>53965640

First time I heard of it
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>>53969053
>location jewmerica
>rts gobbles quotes
WEW
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>>53967701

Nope. He is immune
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>>53968288

I see. That way he seems quite good. I liked George Bush, it took me some time to understand his decisions, but I guess I would have done similar or more radical stuff in his Position. The only thing that is really fucked up is that iraq is still a shithole and that so much people wasted and gave their lives there.
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Its cold as ice outside, just like my heart
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>>53969609
no

>>53969719
same here in Goochland
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>>53969719
I concur.

t. Westover Hills
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On the bus
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>>53970430
grab me some pop while you're out there thx
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What happens here?
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god DAMN i love whataburger (they gave me a free drink btw)

t. hungry non fat texan
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>>53970686
terrible memes and autism
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>>53970686
Hello Czech bro~
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>construction going on outside
>shitty college house is shaking whenever a machine digs in the ground

I'd rather have one of those meme cardboard houses
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>>53970755
Do people really eat this unironically?

>>53970757
And too much anime

>>53970815
Hey
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>>53969537
>tfw snowing inland north of Raleigh where my sister lives
>tfw 2 more inches of shitty rain for us at the beach
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>>53971016
any is too much, its spammed here excessively for some reason.
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>>53970199
Anybody that uses the word "reactionary" unironically shouldn't be taken too seriously, my German friend.
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>>53971081
Yeah, we have the same problem in /V4/
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>>53971081
I don't see any spam.
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>>53971016
How do I find a Czech qt to make me perogies?
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>>53970202

I hope it warms up for you
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i love lenin
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>>53971270
t. animeposter

I though avatarfagging was a bannable offense?
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>>53971314
>perogies
That's not really our thing pal
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>>53971270
most of the first half of the thread is anime spammed
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>>53971208

Sorry I'm a little confused, what do you mean?
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>>53971355
It is. But there's no spamming or avatarfagging that I've seen. Where is it?
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>>53970755
That burger is huge and soulless so ofc its in Texas
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>>53971016
Yeah I'm american what do you expect
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>>53971314
wrong country man

try Poland, Ukraine, and Russia
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>>53971413
Do you not know what spam looks like, friend? Or did you only start browsing after moot added captcha?
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>>53971438
>no spamming
>not seeing """jalisco""" and texas roleplaying every day
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>>53971495
nah lad it was a prett good burg
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>>53971400
Is that mostly Ukraine than?
I don't actually know much
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>>53971588
Ukraine, Poland, Russia, maybe even SlowVakia
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>>53971541
I'm just saying, there's no spamming. Or role-playing, either. The mods are usually pretty quick to sort those posts out, you know, and if you see posts that you honestly think are those you should report them instead of whining (which doesn't get you karma here).
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>>53964847

>>53971523
are you going to tell me a post like that isnt just a excuse to spam the thread with images of sexualised 2d children?
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>>53971541
roleplaying =/= spamming
If you think it is spamming, then report it and move one, it's not your job to enforce rules.
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>>53971655
Okie I guess I just assumed most of central/Eastern Europe has perogies>>53971655
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What the fuck I didn't know David Bowie died?

I've been out of the country for the whole month. I thought people were joking.

What the fuck?
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>>53971737
>/Eastern Europe
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>>53971541
not really spam. They're just talking to each other, while posting their chinese cartoons (on a chinese cartoon-based board).

>>53971696
this might not be a good site for you
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>>53971678
>>53971732
It's the same shit every day just about.

There's no use reporting it anyways since they don't get deleted. A year ago /cum/ was so much better without them shitposting anime.

I normally don't complain about it, but after CIA prodded them on it got unbearable.
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>>53971795
Fuck don't remind me :(
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>>53971795

No we were very serious
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Hey does that swede girl still post here
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>>53971859
Well then there is nothing you can do, you're not a mod or a janny.
Just grow a backbone and learn to ignore things you don't like.
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>>53971073

It will be gone in a few hours anyway
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>>53971859
CIA is a baka
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>>53971911
I hope not

Stupid poster
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I wish you guys had names so I'd know who I'm talking to
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>>53971940
just grumpy because I work in a few hours

carry on
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>>53971973
Kill yourself. Swede is a fine poster
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>>53971655
>>53971737
>>53971812
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>>53972006
Hey there, I'm Anonymous
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>>53972006
I can tell you guys mine. Its super common, I'm Antonio
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>>53972006
I do have a name, you just don't know it.

Try making friends on a website where people have permanent identities.
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>>53971911
haven't seen her post in awhile but not too sure desu

>>53972017
I agree it can get a bit much at times but ya, ignoring it is pretty much the only option. Also the complaining about anime can often get just as annoying I find
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Any Trump voters here?
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>>53972109
I'm just saying anonymity is king when actually discussing shit. And topics. But in a general hang out and chitchat thread like this one, having names would be better so I could know who's who and know what people have been up to.
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>>53972017
All good man.
Good luck at work, hope everything goes well.
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>>53972162
I'm a Rand voter, is that good enough?
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>>53972162
me
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>>53971812
Gomen
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>>53972162
Feeling the Bern here
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>>53972162
March 1st I'm voting for him in my state's primary

But I'm in Massachusetts so I'm just doing it for my support to be recorded I guess
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>>53971859
CIA dindu nuffin

fucking weebs are un reasonable and deranged pedos
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>>53971911

someone said she's from canada
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>>53972197
just use the extended flag extension, it's basically a slightly more anonymous was of tripfagging desu
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>>53971859
CIA dindu nuffin
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so I got my diagnosis today lads

turns out I am a sperg too.

it seems we're all gonna get it in the end.
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Lo /cum/ How's you lads this splendid morning/afternoon?
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>>53972303
I can't on mobile
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HEY SENPAI

I am moving to Vancouver in June. I know this is probably a mistake but is there anything I should be warned about
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>>53972418
Asians
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>>53971911
This was a few days ago so...


I took a screenshot to rub it in her face when she inevitably comes crawling back to be a smarmy idiot
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>>53972387

its going pretty well
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>>53972387
On my phone. I'm shoveling snow
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>>53972418
Honestly, not really.
It's not as bad as people make it out to be, mind you I have never lived there, I have travelled there a bunch of times and I adore it there.
Downtown Eastside isn't a tourist area and can be a little bit sketchy at times, but it is never anything more severe than a few junkies.
Around Granville late at night can be a little bit sketchy too, but it is usually just when bars are closing up.

Overall it is a gorgeous city, really jealous of you moving there honestly, I would really like to, but for now I'm stuck in Winnipeg.
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Whew boooyyy I tell you hwut it is SNOWING
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im cold

someone bring me a blanket
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What ever happened to that ukrainian that was supposed to move to manitoba?
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>>53972219
>>53972248
Kill urselves
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guys I have found a new INCREDIBLE way to masterbate

take a sandwhich bag, fill it with crushed ice, and tie it. lay on your back and close your legs. place the bag of ice up to the bottom of your nuts and let it rest on your legs, still touching your nuts, then beat off
>your testicles will contract
>the skin on your penis will become looser
>your ejaculation will basically be forced to happen
it's insane
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Heh, I can hear the VDOT trucks with their plows down, ain't nobody on the roads
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>>53972418
Chinks will be everywhere.
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>>53972456
you took it because you have autism
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>>53972595
Thanks senpai. I'm actually pretty excited.
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>>53972387
Going alright, thanks

Gonna make some tea that was suggested by our britcuck

How are you?
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>>53972648
He comes here from time to time, he is waiting a while on his papers to get approved by Immigrations offices.
Really looking forward to buying him a beer and just chatting, he seems like an awesome guy.
Need to remember to get an email address from him next time he posts here.
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>>53972707
Glad to hear, out of curiosity why are you moving there?
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>tfw it's actually worse on the east coast than the midwest

It feels so good. Coffee, anyone?
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Hey everyone

Is this the thread to post Marina — from Marina and the Diamonds — for no other reason than to let you all know that I like her?
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Damn it why do women cry over the dumbest things. Makes me feel bad.
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>>53972691
Well that too but mostly I just like being a bitch :3

>>53972778
Do you like her music too or just her face and jugs?
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>>53972719
ok feel like I haven't seen him around for forever
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>>53972823
Because of their wittle feewings
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>>53972719
Noice. Good to hear he is still coming.


Would be cool if all us Manitobafags got together and met up with him and gave him a proper welcome
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>>53972827
>Do you like her music too or just her face and jugs?
Her face and jugs, of course
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Brace yourselves goyim
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>>53972656
He's running unopposed in my eyes desu
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All 3 Manitobans are here

TRIFECTA

>>53972847
He came by 2-3 weeks ago and talked for a bit.
He never comes by all that often though, he knows to come here if he has any questions though.
>>53972917
That would be awesome actually, might be a pain for you & the Brandon anon to drive all the way to Winnipeg though.
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>>53972763
I'm graduating from uni in may and my girlfriend moved there last November. She's had nothing but good things to say so I'm willing to give it a shot up there. I'm currently stuck in Alabama and have always been here. I'd like to get out a bit
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>>53972975
eh could probably just turn it into day trip
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>>53972872

"Because of their wittle feewings," he typed, fingers rattling. The plastic suddenly felt so cold beneath his skin. She was chasing him again. She was going to find him, and the only thing that could hide his fear was anger. He pulled the shawl tighter against his body as he smacked "enter".
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>>53972713
Meh tired. Rather envious of the snow talk. We've basically been a rainy shithole for months.
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>>53972778
no die
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>>53972964
Oy gevalt!!

What do you have planned us goyim now?
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>>53972922
I unironically like her music
"Living dead" is my favorite song of hers. Feels
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>>53973032
Its 60f (15c) and sunny where I'm at
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>>53973172

Oh christ

I don't know if I should feel humbled or disgusted that the famous "Fucking Machine Jew" has graced /cum/
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>>53972964

>Israel to seize West Bank land; demolishes EU structures

>Israel to make largest land seizure since 2014; demolishes six West Bank structures funded by the EU's humanitarian arm

W-would you like me on my back, or my knees, Shekel-senpai?
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/cum/ is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>53973015
I guess that's true
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>>53973172
Oh, it's this kike again
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>>53968711
why don't you shoot them and eat them?
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>>53973246
at least we don't rhyme with shit
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>>53973246
Rude, please leave OK?
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>>53973229
He always comes here dude

>>53973172
You got me into fucking machines. I hope you're happy.


>>53973246
True
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>>53972964
you've been missed
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>>53973172
Why do you only have girls getting wrecked by a dildo machine webms?
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>>53964071

Dupont circle reporting in

Tiny flakes right now
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>>53973335
What? You wanna see dudes getting fucked or something?
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>>53972983
Nice, like I said, pretty jealous desu.
You'll definitely like it there.
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>>53971854
the issue isn't anime, it's blatant inane shit posting

if you were actually having a discussion while posting anime pictures we wouldn't give a shit

why is it so hard for you to make this distinction?

/int/ is not for randomly spamming pictures and homosexual role play
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Why do I always get anxiety before going to work? It's an easy job, I like the people I work with (for the most part) and the emotion always subsides as soon as I enter the building and clock in.
I don't understand it.
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What's happening in Canada? Any important news?
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>53973422
suck my cock dude
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>>53973359
This is my favorite porn. Thank you for always posting it. You truly are my greatest ally.
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>>53973449
Your brain is broken, are you young?

It will likely improve in time
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>>53973465
dollar falling with oil prices
alberta on suicide watch
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>>53973449

Follow up question, do you feel a wave of anguish while you prepare for work? Define the anxiety more clearly.
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>>53973465
Just typical DUDE WEED and IT'S CURRENT YEAR stuff as always
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>>53973485
Turn 19 in 2 days actually
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>>53973484
You're welcome
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>>53973422
The bulk of it is links to hentai, awkward flirting by lonely nerds with a sexualized little anime girl affixed to the post

They aren't going anywhere so just scroll past anime posts
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>>53973465
We elected a literal retard, and political correctness, SJWs and racism is reaching an apex

Also, our economy is collapsing due to the low price of oil
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>>53973229
He's a regular here
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>>53973025
Hawt
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>>53973465
>what's happening in America beta test, the country
Check the patch notes
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>>53973562
I can ignore it, but their "lol youre trigger by anime on 4chan" posts piss me off, because that is not the issue

they constantly make blatant rule violations, do you guys not report them? because they never get banned, which is beyond me since mods are extremely ban happy on /cum/
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Tfw no gf
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>>53973564
>>53973512

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over Justin, what?

WHAT? HELLO?
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>>53973470
fuck off pedo
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>>53973422

your complaining won't change anything. see >>53973562
>They aren't going anywhere so just scroll past anime posts
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>>53973449
Sounds like anxiety. You probably overthink shit too much but once you actually get into work it subsides because reality sets in
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>>53973506
I don't really know, I think "dread" would be the best way to describe it
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>>53973585

Do you want me to write some tsundere bullshit for you or something?
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>>53973620
I do.

One of them is probably blowing the janny VOLUNTARILY WITHOUT PAY
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Humans are an overrated species
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>>53972617

there is one in the closet
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>>53973711
Sure, sounds great
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>>53973681
>You probably overthink shit too much
Yeah, I do this on a regular basis
I hate it and I'm working on getting it under control, but I figured it does factor into this.
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>>53973675
Obviously they are not going to stop, but I do want them to understand it's not even specifically posting anime that is the issue

But they are literally retarded so that probably doesn't get through to them either
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>>53973751
>2016
>still being human
Hopefully you'll all be in zoos before too long
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>>53973702

That's very normal. It relates to sleep. Think about how well you sleep for 8 hours on a Friday-Saturday night, and how awful you sleep for 8 hours on a Monday-Tuesday night.

I used to get up at 4:30 for work. At first it wasn't so bad, but after a few months, waking up to the dark and cold and empty world made me cry in the shower. It wasn't one particular thing, not even work, that made me cry. I just kind of sobbed for a minute.

After about twenty minutes of actual work, things leveled out. It's just your tired body expressing aggravation over the disruption of your subconscious "plans" (aka "I don't want to work, I want to go back to sleep").
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Literally perfect winter weather friends
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>>53973751
>Humans are an overrated species
compared to what?
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>>53973777
But wouldn't the skeletons jump out and attack him?
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>>53973828
you seem to be misunderstanding something too
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>>53973866
that wind though
thanks prairies
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>senior in college
>finally thinking about finding someone to settle with and get to know after spending the last few years just hooking up and partying
>meet a cute nice girl through mutual friends last weekend
>snap and text intermittently the past week
>told she likes me
>decide to go for it and text her what she's doing for dinner tonight (pretty much the first time I've ever proposed a date kind of thing for the last 4 years)
>no response for the last 2.5 hours

HAHAHA

FUCK ME RIGHT
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>>53973863
Waking up at 4 AM is so comfy, I don't know what you're talking about.
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>>53973828
I've explained it before and they literally do not care because this is all they do day in and out. Look at that miserable existace.Completely alone spamming little girls and talking about dicks and traps all day.

Just let them have that. That's all they got.
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>>53973917
Ehhh it's not that bad.
Could be much worse, glad it has warmed up a little bit.
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>>53973918
kek too forward faggot
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>>53973971
yea almost sad we didn't get a week -40 to have fun complaining about
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>>53973866
its snowy here
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>>53973918
Probably busy you nerd

Keep yourself occupied so you don't fixate on it
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>>53973918
Imagine if the genders were reversed m8 you're a slut

Also why ask her to dinner why not ask her to do something fun
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>>53973907

If he doesn't get the blanket he will freeze to death its a fair gamble.
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>>53973866
>-6 here in Dauphin


Amazing how it goes from -30 to almost above freezing in just a few days. Fuggin Canadian winters man
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>>53973917

SUBARCTIC WIND CHILL and FROZEN DIGITS will come to you, but only if you reply,

"Shriek on, young gust"

in this thread
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>>53973929
They need to look in the mirror and evaluate themselves then. Because that is a pathetic existence.
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>>53973539
You're just have early adulthood retardation, things will slowly get better until you become normal at age 30
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>>53973918
>one person doesn't like you
>a bloo bloo bloo
shit she's not even your oneitis yet, get a grip
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>>53974065
we don't have winter here, it's weird Tbh
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>>53974014
Yeah lel
We got around -38C but it never got any colder.
It's a weird feel desu.
>>53974065
Yeah, shit is insane.
I don't think it is necessarily Canadian winters, it is more the batshit insane Prarie winters lel.
>>53974024
Nice, make sure you stock up on petrol & food
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>>53974050

I'm a fucking male. The cards are stacked against us sexually in college. It isn't transitive at all you fucking moron.

>>53973988

All I ever hear about is girls complaining about guys not proposing this kind of shit on twitter

>>53973918

I'm getting pretty pissed

I can understand a simple "I don't really want to" or an excuse but just a plain ignore is maddeningly rude
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>>53973422
There's no discussion to be had here
Generals have no business being on /int/
this has been known for a long time and can be reached using simple logic

sadly people out there that legitimately enjoy learning about other countries are outnumbered overwhelmingly by people looking for a 4chan chat room
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who here /rapist/
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>>53974169
if only we had a large body of water to regulate our temperatures
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Ok I'm off to the gym

See you buds later
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>>53973926

It's only comfy if you don't have to go to work! But you're right. I felt betrayed in a way.

>NEETS waking up at 4PM instead of 4AM
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>>53974181
YER A USED UP SLUT MATE

Really though why ask her to dinner?
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>>53974082
Yeah, I thought I was pathetic but they totally give me a self esteem boost now that I think about it like that.

>>53974181
You already sound like an angry beta. She'll either say yes or no. Grow a fucking pair ffs. Its one girl that you've been talking to for a week. Baby.
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https://poal.me/qzvo9i

Could you vote for /deutsch/?
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>>53973918
2.5 hours isn't very long m8

sometimes i dont reply to a text til the next day if i'm busy
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>>53974244

Just something casual, like stopping at Chipotle or something? To get to know her better? I don't fucking know, the thing I've heard incessantly 100x on social media from bitter girls mad that guys are only interested in hooking up at bars.

I'm not socially inept btw. I've simply had no interest in a relationship for a while but I thought I'd found someone I could enjoy getting to know better and as it suddenly turns out that is not the case.
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>>53974239
Nah I go to work for 9 but I wake up at 4 because it's really nice.

>wake up
>drink coffee and browse the computer in my warm bath robe
>shower
>go to the gym, get fitness out of the way
>sit on the computer some more, eat something
>finally go to work
It's fookin nice
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>>53974274

I'm not an angry beta. I won't be the one regretting this in the long term. Simply put, I'm upset about the signals she gave me just to turn around and go full bitchmode on a whim.
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reminder
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>>53974316

>Chipotle
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>>53974316
I dunno man I think a dinner date puts pressure on a girl. Makes her nervous.
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>>53974303
Of course

I would never vote for the untermensch
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Lads, post car insurance prices in your state or province please

Here it's about $200 a month
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is there any guy less attractive than an angry beta male? i think not.
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>>53974389

Well, for starters I was never even given the opportunity to propose it. I just asked what her plans were for the night. At that point she can just make an excuse and I'll understand.
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>>53974335

Okay, that sounds super pleasant. I understand entirely. When I still had that job, I would have to get up at 2 or 3 to get that sort of experience. Not the same.

Missing the sunrise was also disgusting.
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>>53974389
She should be nervous. Picking a mate is the most important part of a female's life
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>>53974316
Why don't you just go out for drinks? A dinner date as your first date is pretty gay lad
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>>53974355
>full bitchmode
>hasn't responded in 2 hrs time, might be busy or murdered

You sound salty and clingy, bitch nigga
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>>53974356
?
>>
>>53974419
I pay $180 every 6 months because I'm a responsible adult who lies about what cars I drive regularly
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>>53974476
>not being familiar with one of /cum/s best posters
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Baltimorefag here, radar says it's snowing but the window says otherwise

Apparently DC has it now.
>>
>>53974419
I pay $60 a month in CA but its only liability because my car is a 2006 lel
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>>53974471

We met at a bar, buddy. Pretty drunk. She consciously sought me out and invited me back to her place to have some pizza after, which I did, then got her number

>>53974472

Do you know how college girls are with their phones? That thing is getting checked every 10 minutes, at the minimum

I'm getting dogged and you bet I'm salty about it
>>
>>53974419

That's really vague, what do you drive? I pay $160 (going down to $120 in June) for mine. 2008 sedan, Wisconsin.
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>>53974522
Even if you lied your ass off here you couldn't get it even remotely close to that cheap
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>>53974404

Thanks, my heart couldn't take another defeat against the russians :^|
>>
new

>>53974590
>>53974590
>>53974590
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>>53974566
>invited me back to her place to have some pizza
lmao so she wanted to fuck and you didnt do it?

she thinks you are a beta fag now, that's why you're not getting a second date probably

:(
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>>53974570
It doesn't vary very much here based on what you drive, as far as i know
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>>53974441
Oh. Never mind then good luck.

Maybe she's doing what I do. If I'm thinking about doing something with someone and someone else asks what my plans are, I often don't reply to them until I know what's going on with the first guy.
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>>53974642

No, she's a nice girl. Was with her friends, it clearly wasn't the time to stick around and make things awkward.

Anyway she texted back so false alarm lel
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>>53974715
what'd she say
>>
>>53974837

She had been working, is going to be snowboarding tonight, which is feasible so whatever

I'll proceed with my plan B of getting shithoused
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>>53975089
So now you know that you're an angry beta
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>>53973918
>mfw a girl in HS would never shut the fuck up about me
>Constant texting
>Ignore her for hours on end
>Sends texts bitching about why I'm not texting her back as if I'm her boyfriend
>mfw
She wasn't attractive in the slightest by the way. I don't even know how she obtained my number.
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>>53975185

I'm an embittered man that expects the worst of people and was living off a glimmer of hope
>>
>>53975577
Seems like something you should work on
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>>53975658

Well, I was trying now wasn't I

and I still am, now she knows I'm interested in something meaningful, if she cares she'll imply something, as girls often do
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>>53975857
How are you going to have a normal functioning relationship with all that insecurity
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>>53973918
Relax lad as the other have said she's probably busy
Give it like 5 hours at least
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>>53974530

It will hit you soon
>>
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>>53976667
dude what

>>53974590
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>>53974566

maybe she just wants to seem busy so she doesnt look like a girl whos on her phone all the time
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