Happy housewife edition
I am going to marry a happy housewife and she will wear an apron
if heaven exists it's cuddling with the all keons for the rest of eternity
First order rose from dark side, you are not.
What did he mean?
what other cute girls doing cute things animus do you like
Nightshift la, need to put /brit/ down and go to sleep desu
don't know if I could handle a nightshift desu
have a good sleep senpai
NNB is my other main healing anime, but I also really like YrYr and KinMoza was pretty good too
>go on bookface
>some girl I went to sixth form with is trying to be a teacher
>she needs to pass some sort of numeracy test
>she fails the practice one with a result of 33% correct
>this will be the standard of our teachers
Lads... How can people be so dumb?
Link to the PDF for anyone interested.
lovely how both of them don't speak English and they encourage all the other little shits from calais to keep trying to get here
now I've started my day off fuming
Sounds like a killer m8, mine's 9pm-5:30am, since it's not summer it's still dark out and easier to go to sleep, especially if it's raining it's super comfy
Good lad you're almost there
have a good day x
>ywn be tier 1 IT support on gook island like thailad
Why didn't you just wear a mask
Haha. Just posted this on /sp/. How mad am I?
>The Aussie mentalist who does the business news on the BBC in the morning
How can anyone be so chipper at this time of the morning?
> I have a hideous tattoo on my arm to remember an important thing that happened to me Xdddd
if it's important then should be able to just remember it in your head you fucking runt *starts stamping on the runt* DIE RUNT *stamp stamp stamp* FUCKING GOBLIN
>tfw going to get ESA meeting
Haven't had a shower in 2 months and hair is matted like fuck, should be easy sailing here on out lads, just need to act autistic as possible.
Lads need to go to the job centre today to find out why the fuck I cant claim universal credit or JSA whatever. The cunts on the phone said even though I signed off JSA a few months ago they didn't fully sign me off so I cant claim until its resolved and I just wasted nearly 2 weeks waiting. Smh tbqh lads.
*a hundred little runt eyes look up at me from the shadows*
*lobs in a sack of rice*
yes yes eat up little runts - eat up hehehe it's almost cleaning time
*turns the hose on*
>It looks burnt out
ive got like years worth of service records lid, one owner who was an old lad who couldnt ride it any more
for the money i couldnt get much better and i've heard CD250u's are v reliable
>was mates birthday on monday
>he invited me to come out to a club with him on friday
>said yes because i thought the whole gang was going
>found out this was not the case
>the said i couldn't make it
>then he got really sad so i said ok ill come if you can get me a bean
>tfw really really really really really really really really really don't want to go
>tfw really just want to have a low-key night and then get on with my life
>have to pay £20 to get into the club
>going with only 2 guys
>queueuing outside in the freezing cold for no reason
>standing around in a club till 6 in the morning
>taking e and feeling like shit for 3 days afterwards
>behind on studies and was plannign to catch up this weekend
>restarting gym and proper dietting after christmas hiatus
>won't have any time to get a proper dinner in tomorrow because full day of uni
>the rest of the group (which includes ample girls and their friends) will go out and drink till like 1-2 in the morning
>we like autists are going to leave them to go to a shitty club
>so that my mate can try mandy for the first time
ffs lads, literally fuming
the thing is, its normie shit
but i want to be an abnormie
i hate being a normie, i hate having to waste my time on other people. I just want to lie in my bed and watch movies and do wanks.
>commutecucks are now just arriving at their prison cells
>meanwhile I've just woken up to and put the central heating on
commutecucks never fail to make me kek, how did ahmeds cock on the train feel?
>run class FB group
>be annoyed at one girl and kick her from it
>her friend asks me to let her back in
>I keep stalling
>people get annoyed
>even the people who aren't her friends are mad at me
>"It's a bit weird mate"
>"That's really unfair "
>"You're making it really hard to be your friend"
>"What you did was crazy"
>"She is furious at you"
Fucking hell lads
>be a delivery driver
>get up for work at 5am
>empty streets, drive to work in about 10 minutes
>do my deliveries
>finish around 11am. 12 noon at the latest
>get home about 12:20
>have the rest of the day to myself
I live a cozy life, am not a neet and have my own money
Destroy feminism, actually get men and women talking again, increase marriage and birth rates, no need to flood Europe with 3rd world rapists raping the continent into higher birth rates
>Been listening to Farage on LBC this morning. He gives me hope, even if it is just a glimmer
was posting about that but idk if it was last night.
yeah i ate 2200 cals for dinner last night (because i missed my meals the rest of the day)
this morning i've had 200g of sardines, 2 of my 5 toasts, and i have a big bottle of porridge + whey lined up.
>people are actually going to vote to leave the EU based on innaccurate telegraph headlines and UKIP slogans
>Why don't we stay in the EU? It benefits everyone.
>A 13 year-old German girl recently went missing.
>Her family posted many messages on Facebook.
>The girl was kidnapped and raped for by foreign nationals for 30 hours.
>Now the family is speaking out. At a weekend rally the girl’s cousin told the crowd the horrific story.
Vid report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzJgwy6h58
lads i've fixed my sleeping pattern by falling asleep around 9pm, except now I keep waking up in the middle of the night and having really fucked up dreams and can't enter deep sleep
anyone else get this? i have to get out of bed at 5am because i can't get back to sleep
>the end of the EU as we know it is before us
No. You are saying Cameron can negotiate deals with the EU if we leave but he cannot even renegotiate what we have already.
Cameron wants to stay IN anyway so we will be staying.
Just lost a cheeky game of soggy sao with the lads lads
>Every single day
>Women raped, groped, beaten by Muslims
>Told what to do, what to wear, how to act
>Killed if the don't comply
>Every single day
Surely we and Feminists have a common enemy? How do Feminists respond?
>"White men are the enemy"
We need trade deals with the EU but they aren't going to renegotiate on free movement etc.
Cameron has ruled out a Norway buy-in type system so we will be staying.
We won't be getting a better deal, Cameron is hopeless in Europe. Just look at Merkel she controls the EU.
> Islam will subjugate and oppress the very people who brought them in
Scottish culture, irish culture, english culture, welsh culture, norwegian culture, swedish culture, danish culture, german culture, french culture, polish culture, russian culture, etc etc etc
You're a dumb fuck aren't you?
>is literally a WHITE immigrant in Thailand
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Most countries outside of europe are pretty heterogenous though because they were pretty arbitrarily drawn up in terms of borders.
And also undeveloped (hence labour doesn't flow to them in the same ways).
It's far more difficult to live here, which is my point.
I have a work permit, I can never realistically be a citizen.
I'm sure there's far more to it than those excellent points.
Taken from /cum/, let's make sure we never end up like this lads
Not really. Look at the H-O trade model and you'll see why wage differentials between say Pakistan and India wouldn't inhibit a great deal of migration between those countries.
Then look at lets say Pakistan and the UK.
only momentarily, from about 3am-8am, still a bit tired and that
now stop distracting me ill kill you for that i have to write an exceedingly Convincing and Well Structured conclusion amounting to no less than centocinquanta parole in under 40 minutes of there'll be Blood On The Floor
She's a rude stuck up twat
They did but I'm not even in the class anymore so oh well.
Probably desu but it was a bit of an overreaction on their part
I really don't know, I'm not an expert on the immigration policy of non-european countries as a whole.
But to compare europe to 'non-europe' is a misnomer, because the situations and subsequent incentives are pretty different, so the policies are bound to be pretty different.
What do you imagine you might do? You may be disappointed.
It's pretty much back to normal
Thais will always be loyal to the current king, the bigger issue is he hasn't got long left and who's replacing him.
>*goes in to my local newsagent*
>*picks up the Financial Times*
Yeah, you'd be sound af, but how do you imagine you're going to stay here? You'll have to be on a tourist visa and leaving every 30 days or on an Educational visa or something.
I had the position offered to me and I thought it sounded like something regrettable to pass up. Go for it lad.
It's always amusing convincing high friends about bullshit that doesn't exist. I can actually see the paranoia I make him feel become part of day to day life. Weed is dangerous lol