bride kidnapping edition
>Decide to start calorie counting from today onwards
>Check what I should be eating per day based on weight and height etc
>Around 2600 a day to maintain weight, lower to lose some
>Check my breakfast
>It was 1500
Wew, no wonder I am fat. I had no fucking idea.
Moving 2 London in the next 6 months lads. What should I know? I already know to limit my banter power level to 10%
>I'm going to fuck all your lovely women and leave you to the rapidly ageing slags who desperately want a provider after their looks fade
poll of the CENTURY lads
hehe... good gallaibh
if there is then the circled box will be touching two mines
90% of the time when I'm talking to someone, I'm actually not enjoying myself, I'm desperately thinking of what to say.
Nearly watched an anime on Netflix earlier for the first time and then I remembered all the anime nonces on /brit/ and what they're like and I watched something else instead.
Phew! When did /brit/ save YOUR life, lads?
How do I get a gf like this lads?
Dear post number 53950329,
how long did you last this time?
the last time I came back to runescape was when deadman mode came out, I only played for about 10 days though haha.
i always have dreams about accidentally killing someone in a fistfight and and the subsequent panic, trying to hide the body from the police etc.
not sure what that says about me
>Big cup of steaming hot chocolate
>Phone full of top choons
>Couple of good books on my Kindle
>Wrapped up in a coat and scarf
>Waiting on the platform to get a train to Edinburgh to see my girlfriend on a lovely cold morning as the sun rises
This is honestly the happiest I've felt in so long lads. Hope you all have blessed, joyful days. :)
About two months.
Switching between OS and RS3.
I have a shit ton of quests I want to do in RS3 but most of them require grinding shitty skills which I don't want to do.
And even the ones I can do I just never actually want to.
And I'm bored with grinding slayer in OS since I have all the quests done and Zeah is ded.
t-thanks for the trigger warning, douchebag...
That would be amazing to watch for the first time now. inb4 some /tv/ cunt saying it's shit.
this post is directed at the post number five million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, five hundred and two
>tfw a dude did this in the US
>He got a cultural defence
whoops. the post number fifty three million, nine hundrer and fifty thousand five hundred and seventy seven is actually directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, five hundred and two
I was talking about the game, Dark Souls
Also here's an actual screenshot of an area.
> go out for drinks with a few friends last night
>friends new gf is there
>be friendly introduce myself etc
>split taxi home with him and his gf
>sitting in front
>have window down
>friends gf asks friend to tell me to put the window down because shes cold
am I that creepy and offputting she couldn't have just asked me directly?
Hurt my feelings more than it should have but guess I'm just a bit sensitive to the way women act towards me. I have no Idea why I creep them out when I try act friendly and genuine towards them.
eh it could go either way. she might actually be a pretty shy girl and barely knows you, so for all you know she was just scared because she didnt want to seem rude asking you to do something
>I have to look or ctrl + f to find out who you're talking to.
Why do you do this?
i see public opinion is divided on this gimmick
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and fifty eight
wasnt talkin to ya
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and sixty one
bit rude lad
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and ninety
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, nine hundred and forty
forgot pic haha
I have a qt cousin who is actually diagnosed autistic (not the meme autism) in that she cannot talk to people at all and does bizarre things, her interests are also completely childlike.
They will never take responsibility for their current problems.
If aborginal culture is great and the white colonialists are so evil why don't they go live a traditional abo life in the bush away from evil "white dogs".
Myself and a friend managed to get ourselves in a situation where the opportunity presented itself. It was... a first for me. That's all I can say about it really. It was honestly pretty uneventful. While it was in my mouth it just felt like rubber. There was no happy ending or anything like that. It only wen't on for about two minutes (with an intermission mid way). And afterwords I felt... spent. Taken advantage of. And I felt that I had done something I didn't want to do(even though I had initiated the whole thing, (he's kinda shy)). I just feel like it wasn't interesting to me at all, and I'm not sure I want to or will ever do it again. Is it something that gets better? If i do it more, will I get used to it and learn to enjoy it more? Is it an acquired taste?(no pun intended)
mate was getting sucked off on spring break.
i came out the bathroom after showering and saw her bent over naked and saw her arsehole and her wet pussy in front of me.
mate says fuck her from behind while i get head if you want man. she says yeah you should. so i did
Guardian was and always will be the GOAT for MLG 1v1s but Shrine was is the best overall map IMO
>that perfect symmetry
>that perfect power position for weapons right in the middle
>that 2 snipers right of the bat on each team
>that 1v1 snipe off at that stat
>tfw you win it
>tfw you get ring 3 with a team mate and reign down terror off their spawns
I'll never forget the game of capture the flag me and my best team mate matched up agains an American pro team and we sat ring three the whole game while our other two team mates did the dirty work capping the flags
think i went 28 kills and 7 deaths
H2A was good just needed more maps
the lockdown remake in H2A is better 2bh
>you lads are too young.
>it was lockout desu
how do you so many not good looking pro halo players get fit as fuck girlfriends?
what the fuck
Wtf lads found out on the news today that a guy I went to school with was on ice and stabbed both his parents
done it once a long time ago. remember being very cozy and comfy and her smelling really nice
he actually has a spare room he wants to rent out in Bath which has way better internet surreally i might check out so killing him might be a problem if i wanna move in
just remember he's the lad
That types like this. With perfect grammar for no reason; since we're on four chan and who gives a fuck.
He also posts memes and other shit about listening to music in a language he doesn't understand (K-ray or some shit?) I don't know.
So basically he's the hipster and im the pleb
nigga there's a $2 million tournament coming up back when 'it was okay to play competitively' the max prize at nationals champs was $100k and only yank teams could enter, we /global/ now
Women are nesters and are all happier in the home with many children.
>but im ranked 4th best halo player in the UK in the pro playlist and have had an offer from a UK pro team
>wheres my smug bitch
Where did all the faggots go that hated you?
So intriguing that things have changed so much.
I'm rarely here late anymore so yeah. What happened Thaichap?