/brit/

>>53949667
first for anti-fun vice SJWs

im the CEO of BRUCED

>>53949667
jannys gonna do a NUT

>>53949585
>>53949607
>>53949628
>>53949630
>>53949640
>>53949648
>>53949652
>>53949661
>>53949665
>>53949677
>>53949693
>>53949703


I get tons of pussy
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOURE LIFE

>>53949706
Runescape?

alright lads?

Rate my late night snack lads

File: ola.gif (97KB, 400x224px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 400x224px

halo

>>53949716
runescape

>>53949706
lets form a merger
how about bruce o'byrne'd
>>53949729
ari

File: gfdgdf.png (638KB, 673x727px) Image search: [Google]

638KB, 673x727px

stuck
help me

>>53949712
https://youtu.be/pzYGWF6qrts

File: 20160122_053051.jpg (3MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x1836px

>>53949739
Oh deary me
Here it is

>>53949739
looks nice

>>53949748
>bruce o'byrne'd
i like the sound of that
you have yourself a deal
*rubs hands together*

>>53949749
top left third from left is not a mine

why dont you lift, /brit/

>Decide to start calorie counting from today onwards
>Check what I should be eating per day based on weight and height etc
>Around 2600 a day to maintain weight, lower to lose some
>Check my breakfast
>It was 1500
Wew, no wonder I am fat. I had no fucking idea.

>>53949749
95' was a hell of a drug.

>>53949787
how did you know that?

>>53949767
jelly
all i have to eat are some chips and expired milk

File: war-and-peace-7_3526763b.jpg (58KB, 620x387px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 620x387px

Moving 2 London in the next 6 months lads. What should I know? I already know to limit my banter power level to 10%

>I'm going to fuck all your lovely women and leave you to the rapidly ageing slags who desperately want a provider after their looks fade

File: images.jpg (7KB, 260x194px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 260x194px

poll of the CENTURY lads
http://strawpoll.me/6606389
http://strawpoll.me/6606389
http://strawpoll.me/6606389
>>53949775
hehe... good gallaibh

File: 1432259490310.jpg (68KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 700x700px

>>53949677
STARTED WEARING LESS AND GOING OUT MORE

>>53949789
I used to. I need to start again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFZ1t727-uM&list=PL0CAF60AA5AB0BEA0&index=50

>>53949790
what did you eat? fuck, i can never get to 2700

>>53949812
disappointed that the word craic never caught on over here apart from newcastle a little bit

File: gfdgdf.png (606KB, 768x984px) Image search: [Google]

606KB, 768x984px

>>53949787
which one is the mine?

>>53949808
>chips
FOY

>>53949822
Same, even losing my last few pull-ups still ain't enough motivation at the mo.

>>53949822
same
about to start next week
>>53949844
>a brit wants to get MICK'd by his language
haha

>>53949789
i tried and even brought weights but its just to mind numbingly boring

i dont know how people do it

>>53949842
Three sandwiches.

File: gfdgdf.png (740KB, 673x727px) Image search: [Google]

740KB, 673x727px

>>53949807
if there is then the circled box will be touching two mines

How sad would you be if your parents died?

>>53949767
I can smell the butter melting off those crumpets. Damn. I had toast and ham primula spread this time last night. Beer tonight though. food later.

File: 117.png (88KB, 987x619px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 987x619px

>it's crisps, not chips
>it's walker's not lay's

>>53949900
Quality.

File: IMG_20160120_190206.jpg (136KB, 575x1024px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 575x1024px

Sorry celtic

>>53949918
speaking of walkers
>blue cheese and onion wrappers
why do they do this

File: 1451886129577.png (506KB, 540x727px) Image search: [Google]

506KB, 540x727px

post ass lads

File: kidnapped.jpg (49KB, 400x529px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 400x529px

>>53949667
Nothing wrong with kidnapping

File: IMG_20160110_224221.jpg (189KB, 575x1024px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 575x1024px

Found my wheelchair

File: 1441647323256.jpg (279KB, 1262x1295px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 1262x1295px

>>53949863
my whole family is paddy lad

>>53949969
>ass
fuck off yank

>>53949969
its called a bum mate

>>53949969

>ass

JOY

File: 1446370955165.jpg (154KB, 945x1500px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 945x1500px

90% of the time when I'm talking to someone, I'm actually not enjoying myself, I'm desperately thinking of what to say.

>>53949930
sorry Celtic

>>53949847
guess lol

File: ukip fedora.jpg (53KB, 460x276px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 460x276px

>I am against Muslim immigration

Nearly watched an anime on Netflix earlier for the first time and then I remembered all the anime nonces on /brit/ and what they're like and I watched something else instead.

Phew! When did /brit/ save YOUR life, lads?

quite like walkers crisps. they should make a full bag version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX_h3vczc7Q

>>53950004
that's a bowler hat

File: MTE1ODA0OTcxNjIzMzUxODIx.jpg (175KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

175KB, 1200x1200px

BLACKED when?

File: Rasheed(1).jpg (313KB, 1984x1320px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 1984x1320px

>>53950004

Fuck all on tele but robot wars

>>53950009
almost became flatmates with a massive autist as it was a good deal and good location.

but ribena convinced me not to

File: 1452738863479.jpg (1MB, 1952x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1952x3264px

>that's a bowler hat

>>53949930
Is there a point to Celtic since Rangers died?
It's like Batman and the Joker. Duality. One cannot exist without the other.

File: 1453260866639.jpg (26KB, 403x580px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 403x580px

>that's a bowler hat

>>53949978
good lad
go forth and MICK the world

>>53950037
I just watched War and Peace.

>>53949930
Lol

>>53950020
still a meme hat mate

>>53950053
>>53950059
but it is a bowler hat

File: 142354365744.jpg (133KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 500x500px

>>53950021

>>53950004
he doesnt look fedora tb h. looks like a typical kid dressed up for a wedding or summit
bet the hat is his dads or something

want 2 know whether or not that lad won the minesweeper game

Gonna go for a poo lads, i'll let you know how it goes

>>53950104
just take a picture

>>53950088
>Massive UKIP ribbon

yeah totally normal lad

>>53950104
God speed and lets hope it's a ghostie.

File: sample-aa7b8dcb9e1d01b2c0b7af6602984f8e.jpg (120KB, 850x850px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 850x850px

How do I get a gf like this lads?

>>53950015
why do yanks sound aussie when they attempt british accents

File: 1452309809512.gif (842KB, 500x336px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 500x336px

>>53950122
You gotta look like this

>>53950110
whoops
still doesnt look fedora tho

>>53949667
kyrgyzstan actually looks pretty comfy tbqh

someone tell me goodnight

>>53950191
night buttbuddy

File: 1447002735043.jpg (54KB, 630x326px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 630x326px

>still doesnt look fedora tho

anyone else have dreams where you're in a dramatic gunfight

>>53950236
brits would get arrested for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSAisPGs7q0

>>53950236
Nah I'm usually scoring the winner against Everton at the Kop end

>>53950254
good bant

I think I'm addicted to 4chan lids

rewatching Non non Biyori

alri

>>53950189
it does doesnt it
too bad asian looking people repulse me

File: 1426263140475.gif (2MB, 389x415px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 389x415px

>>53950191
Sweet dreams la.

Just did a poo lads, 6/10.

Fairly clean but i think theres some still left in me, was quite hard to push out

we should form a bride kidnapping party
MAKE WEDDINGS GREAT AGAIN should be our slogan

Lads, the runescape itch is dying again.
I'm free for another few months.

>>53950325
Don't force it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70TE3rCfMU

>>53950046
Yeah, all the spiteful autists who do weird shit to their flatmate's food and property would put me off doing that too.

reading the renua manifesto
wonder if they support bride kidnapping

Dear post number 53950329,

"no"

>>53950341
how long did you last this time?

the last time I came back to runescape was when deadman mode came out, I only played for about 10 days though haha.

>>53950236
nah
i always have dreams about accidentally killing someone in a fistfight and and the subsequent panic, trying to hide the body from the police etc.
not sure what that says about me

Should i watch blade runner lads?

never seen it before

what is wrong with this CEO namefag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmS2TFu0lSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmS2TFu0lSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmS2TFu0lSo

Utterly brilliant choon

>>53950395
no, you should watch billions or orphan black, or "RAKE" (the australian version) if you haven't seen that yet.

>Big cup of steaming hot chocolate
>Phone full of top choons
>Couple of good books on my Kindle
>Wrapped up in a coat and scarf
>Waiting on the platform to get a train to Edinburgh to see my girlfriend on a lovely cold morning as the sun rises

This is honestly the happiest I've felt in so long lads. Hope you all have blessed, joyful days. :)

>>53950419
I find him quite amusing tbqh

>>53950419
he's in highschool

Guptill in a spritely mood against Pakistan, should be a good match

>>53950388
About two months.
Switching between OS and RS3.
I have a shit ton of quests I want to do in RS3 but most of them require grinding shitty skills which I don't want to do.
And even the ones I can do I just never actually want to.

And I'm bored with grinding slayer in OS since I have all the quests done and Zeah is ded.

File: azunya.jpg (750KB, 2651x3858px) Image search: [Google]

750KB, 2651x3858px

how do I get a gf that looks like this lads?

>>53950395
spoiler alert: oscar thinks he gets away with it but then gets convicted on the appeal

>>53950419
too much

>>53950451

>Zeah is ded

why? was it shit?

>>53950469
start taking heroin and live within your own fantasies, trust me bro

File: distraught_pepe.jpg (98KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 640x640px

>>53950426
>tfw no gf

File: yui.png (215KB, 500x508px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 500x508px

>>53950469
Look like this.

>renua is pro-EU
>says nothing about immigration
trashed

File: le sad frog.jpg (42KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 380x380px

>>53950500
t-thanks for the trigger warning, douchebag...

File: 1432217286759.png (465KB, 680x762px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 680x762px

>>53950395
That would be amazing to watch for the first time now. inb4 some /tv/ cunt saying it's shit.

>>53950500
iknowthatfeeling and hate my life

chinky lad doing grime hahaha

https://youtu.be/s5digsVhGCE

>>53950488
It was pretty awful.
Is more unfinished than Dark Souls

File: Johnny_joestar_sbr83.png (1MB, 719x993px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 719x993px

How do I get a bf that looks like this lads?

File: Does+anyone+know+why+penn+is+a+part+in+the+_483b41e3600933d16cbbf75fd1042eb4.png (264KB, 878x900px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 878x900px

this post is directed at the post number five million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, five hundred and two

>>53950551
the atmosphere is absolutely fantastic
very comfy
just the plot leaves a bit to be desired but it's still pretty good

3 hours until I die

>>53950563
>Dark Souls
not sure what that is 2bh

Was it a game ruining update or does it have no affect on the rest of the game?

NZ 40/0 off 3. Stage is set

File: damn.png (387KB, 507x498px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 507x498px

>>53949667
>tfw a dude did this in the US
>He got a cultural defence

>>53950597

could you hurry it up please?

honestly not sure if I can wait that long :/

whoops. the post number fifty three million, nine hundrer and fifty thousand five hundred and seventy seven is actually directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, five hundred and two

File: Arceuus_House_Library.png (307KB, 1280x926px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 1280x926px

>>53950606
I was talking about the game, Dark Souls
Also here's an actual screenshot of an area.

>>53950582
I still like Deckard's shitty commentary in the original release.
Fucks wrong with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9bwW2Ma-BQ

File: 1.jpg (52KB, 377x488px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 377x488px

How many pictures of your waifu do you have lads?

File: 1421845580471.png (17KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 900x900px

> go out for drinks with a few friends last night
>friends new gf is there
>be friendly introduce myself etc
>split taxi home with him and his gf
>sitting in front
>have window down
>friends gf asks friend to tell me to put the window down because shes cold
am I that creepy and offputting she couldn't have just asked me directly?
Hurt my feelings more than it should have but guess I'm just a bit sensitive to the way women act towards me. I have no Idea why I creep them out when I try act friendly and genuine towards them.

this post is directed towards post numbet fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, six hundred and twenty seven
sauce m8

>>53950656
And it's only game ruining in the sense that most of the time will be spent trying to save it for the next few years instead of actually finishing old content.

>>53950656
oh ok, how will Zeah affect the rest of the game? Like, will it fuck up the economy?

>>53950696
ah kk, that's pretty lame but not their worst update haha thanks

>>53950669
ill, that song makes me feel ill.

http://strawpoll.me/6606500
http://strawpoll.me/6606500
http://strawpoll.me/6606500

Business idea: /brit/ Minecraft world

>>53950680
eh it could go either way. she might actually be a pretty shy girl and barely knows you, so for all you know she was just scared because she didnt want to seem rude asking you to do something

>>53950680
Sounds like she's just shy m8, probably wasn't you.

>i will never be A$AP Rocky

>>53950751
Better business idea: /brit/ plays RO2.

>>53950680
your mates gf could just be shy? maybe she didn't wanna make a bad first impression but it seems she's done a pretty good job of that anyway

Take two, French Canada tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8RY-8b3QIM

might smoke a joint

>>53950751
/brit/ is 18+ you fool

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, seven hundred and fifty one
minecraft is for faggy weeb fuccboi manchildren

Business idea: We all become sissy slaves to black cock.

>>53950721
lol wtf is this.

>>53950680
she sounds autistic

>>53950792
you should know that your kind physically repulses me, junkie scum.

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, seven hundred and ninety one
DUDE

>>53950785
Not bad

my arse is real sweaty lads
kinda painful

Dear post number 53950825,

>"""one"""
it's "two" you illiterate buffoon.

53950825

filtered

>>53950839
I won't lie. I love it.

Post number: 53950858
Off yourself for responding to him

thank you,
Anon

File: 304303-yingluck.jpg (51KB, 436x482px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 436x482px

>I have to look or ctrl + f to find out who you're talking to.
Why do you do this?

>>53950884
Celtic music is pretty nice, and I won't deny that French sounds amazing when sung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8czHlPYXew

why are these guys so pathetic

i see public opinion is divided on this gimmick
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and fifty eight
wasnt talkin to ya
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and sixty one
bit rude lad
this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, eight hundred and ninety
also rude

>>53950816
can qt girls even be autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaltZRnebac&feature=youtu.be

File: IMG_20160122_002602.jpg (125KB, 540x772px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 540x772px

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, nine hundred and forty
forgot pic haha

>>53950952
I have a qt cousin who is actually diagnosed autistic (not the meme autism) in that she cannot talk to people at all and does bizarre things, her interests are also completely childlike.

>>53950985
Can she go to the bathroom and bathe herself?
Can I have her, la?

>>53950895
autism

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty thousand, nine hundred and fifty two
of course. its less common tho

File: 1453041847916.jpg (110KB, 717x960px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 717x960px

TOP SLAG

>>53950938
victim complex
They will never take responsibility for their current problems.

If aborginal culture is great and the white colonialists are so evil why don't they go live a traditional abo life in the bush away from evil "white dogs".

autism

>>53951007
ah yes, of course.

Dear post number ********

filtered

>>53950952

Yes, but I think it's a lot less common, or maybe they have different symptoms? idrkfst (I don't really know for sure though)

@53951026

autist

>>53951006
I think so, not really sure. Never heard that mentioned so I presume so.

>Can I have her, la?
Not mine to give away tbqh.

>>53951018
Was she irradiated by Polonium?

>>53949809
>>53951018

>>53949743
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

>i dont write the post number out completely
lmao nerd

>>53951070
She was filled with sperm

Gonna do a shower and then a lot of cold medicine because I unironically have a cold.
Night, lads.

File: fedora7.jpg (98KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 500x667px

>australia day? don't you mean... invasion day?

Myself and a friend managed to get ourselves in a situation where the opportunity presented itself. It was... a first for me. That's all I can say about it really. It was honestly pretty uneventful. While it was in my mouth it just felt like rubber. There was no happy ending or anything like that. It only wen't on for about two minutes (with an intermission mid way). And afterwords I felt... spent. Taken advantage of. And I felt that I had done something I didn't want to do(even though I had initiated the whole thing, (he's kinda shy)). I just feel like it wasn't interesting to me at all, and I'm not sure I want to or will ever do it again. Is it something that gets better? If i do it more, will I get used to it and learn to enjoy it more? Is it an acquired taste?(no pun intended)

File: snipedown hug.gif (3MB, 424x260px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 424x260px

>>53951077
good lad

>>53951087
nn sleep tite xx :}

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty one thousand and eighty six
like ur mum haha

File: 1453077979280.jpg (550KB, 2000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 2000x3000px

How can brown skins even compete?

>>53950938
>>53951021
Is it racist against Germans to celebrate VE Day?

GOAT map for cheeky splitscreen slayer with the lads

YOU WERE WORKING AS A WAITRESS IN A COCKTAILBAR WHEN I MET YOU

my gimmick isnt catching on
should i leave it lads

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1452472834315.webm

getting conflicted feelings lads

File: guardian.jpg (97KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 500x281px

>>53951144
oops

>>53951150
You should see how well it goes down in /cum/, I think you might get a better response.

If I paint myself brown and visit Germany could I rape some women and get away with it?

mate was getting sucked off on spring break.

i came out the bathroom after showering and saw her bent over naked and saw her arsehole and her wet pussy in front of me.

mate says fuck her from behind while i get head if you want man. she says yeah you should. so i did

night lads

>>53951164

6/10

got a semi

not gay tho

this post is directed towards post number fifty three million, nine hundred and fifty one thousand, one hundred and seventy three
nah

goodnight

File: 1419895654371.jpg (107KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 480x640px

GF just sent me this.

>>53951164
american college dorm.

wish his roommate walked in

File: _87818030_rana-tweet3.png (648KB, 660x552px) Image search: [Google]

648KB, 660x552px

BLOODY AMERICAN RACISTS!

Post your favourite tumblr

http://iwant2bebrie.tumblr.com/

>>53951261
>fully british
>rahimpour

>>53951261
best thing about america desu

File: shrine.jpg (510KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 1920x1080px

>>53951171
Guardian was and always will be the GOAT for MLG 1v1s but Shrine was is the best overall map IMO

>that perfect symmetry
>that perfect power position for weapons right in the middle
>that 2 snipers right of the bat on each team
>that 1v1 snipe off at that stat
>tfw you win it
>tfw you get ring 3 with a team mate and reign down terror off their spawns

I'll never forget the game of capture the flag me and my best team mate matched up agains an American pro team and we sat ring three the whole game while our other two team mates did the dirty work capping the flags

think i went 28 kills and 7 deaths

was unreal

>>53951147
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new

>>53951261
>American cousins
>Born in Iran
>Fully British
Triggerred

>>53951175
just go to london

might off myself desu

>>53951280
miss them feels
>tfw last good halo game was reach

File: 1426260318064.gif (1MB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x300px

>>53951275

>>53951171
>>53951280
you lads are too young.

it was lockout desu

>>53951250
gonna do a wank over being the roommate in that scenario cheers la

>>53951309
reach was shit desu, the only two good halo games were one and three

File: lockdown.jpg (385KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 1920x1080px

>>53951309
H2A was good just needed more maps

>>53951322
the lockdown remake in H2A is better 2bh

File: 1441227069929.jpg (41KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 480x640px

>>53951261
What a tragedy.

fuck the plan nigger im going to bed shits tiring yo

File: dcfrgty-544x360.png (142KB, 544x360px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 544x360px

>you lads are too young.
>it was lockout desu

>>53951299
L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
?

>>53951379
poor form

>>53951382
lockout was the best halo 2 map though

just not the best ever cos the graphics on that map we're shite

How do we get rid of the English once and for all?

>>53951175
Sure. Start in Dresden. Our German brethren there would be more than happy to point you in the right direction.
Not really.

how was friday aussie lads? anything good comin up?

>>53950021
>queen of Nigeria for decades

Long ago m8, you just haven't seen it

i have a 50 word essay to write thats due in two weeks, but instead im watching anime

>>53951410
dont even play halo
just wanted to fedora the first part
>>53951417
subscribe to MICK'd

>>53951399
you're not invited

>>53951443
>this old meme

>>53951429
my birthday today
worked out earlier today
friend is housesitting
so all the boys are going round there to get smashed in a few hours
few beers few cones

>>53951469
>few beers few cones

Cones?

>>53951407
no bully pls

>>53951487
weed

>>53951469
good lad. sounds like a good day. happy birthday

File: 1440670311548.jpg (11KB, 249x213px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 249x213px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

File: beug.jpg (85KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1280x720px

>>53951487
slang for having a bong/bowl

File: DSC_0018585_585435.webm (709KB, 480x852px) Image search: [Google]

709KB, 480x852px

gf just sent me this

File: nogf.jpg (1005KB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

1005KB, 2448x3264px

no gf to cuddle with

File: kephri.jpg (42KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 512x512px

how do you so many not good looking pro halo players get fit as fuck girlfriends?

https://twitter.com/Kephrii

what the fuck

File: cone_joint.jpg (17KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 300x300px

>>53951526
'no'

>>53951561
in australia atleast

>>53951556
>pro halo player

You're one of the best in the world at something. Regardless of what that is, it's a status symbol she can use to be a smug bitch to other girls

File: D-bonglord-3.png (110KB, 464x463px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 464x463px

>>53951526
DUDE

>>53951539
is that a nappy

>>53951450
jokes on you m8, i have all the fit birds with me

File: 1434806888917.gif (2MB, 330x270px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x270px

>>53951547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPc1cfS-oQ

>>53951579
but im ranked 4th best halo player in the UK in the pro playlist and have had an offer from a UK pro team

wheres my smug bitch

>>53951600
You obviously lack his confidence, scott?

>>53951600
>in the UK

Is that like being the 4th best Starcraft player in Canada?

File: JUST.jpg (19KB, 217x320px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 217x320px

>>53951547
what's cuddling a qt like?

File: 1410817070544.png (178KB, 880x864px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 880x864px

>>53951600
>UK pro team
you can be the next rime

>>53951621
correct
>>53951622
yeah
>>53951636
no ty

>>53951600
brb doxxing

File: 1444962168674.jpg (91KB, 640x667px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 640x667px

>>53951622
>console fps

Wtf lads found out on the news today that a guy I went to school with was on ice and stabbed both his parents

http://m.baka.com.au/nsw/former-private-school-student-david-anderson-allegedly-stabbed-parents-for-drug-money-20160122-gmbwa9.html

File: fml.jpg (59KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x500px

>>53951632
done it once a long time ago. remember being very cozy and comfy and her smelling really nice

>>53951675
>baka.com
fucking filter removed when

>>53951675
>>53951697
lmao Smh.com

>>53951657
how new?

How can I be next James Bond?

>>53951753
Y I L M A Z

I

L

M

A

Z

>>53951744
When will you battle to the death with the other Somerset lad?

There can only be one.

>>53951744
doxxing you

>>53951753
When you shed your barbaric rapey ways and become one with the cross.

File: 1453079147159.gif (59KB, 384x384px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 384x384px

ROAR

rawr xD

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

File: 9e10a8133214ae20817958cb5dc0a1b1.jpg (219KB, 736x934px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 736x934px

need a happy housewife lads

>>53951792
That uncomfortable feel when you realise Thailad is doxxing everyone.

>>53951843
What was wenger thinking putting walcott on that early?

>he still plays halo competitively

hahaha hold on one second while I find my laughing jpeg

>>53951872
kek

File: live with purpose.gif (47KB, 306x469px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 306x469px

>>53951792
he actually has a spare room he wants to rent out in Bath which has way better internet surreally i might check out so killing him might be a problem if i wanna move in

just remember he's the lad

That types like this. With perfect grammar for no reason; since we're on four chan and who gives a fuck.

He also posts memes and other shit about listening to music in a language he doesn't understand (K-ray or some shit?) I don't know.

So basically he's the hipster and im the pleb

*holds up spork*

*teleports behind you*

*farts*

*its a hologram*

File: 1387255371709.jpg (60KB, 634x425px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 634x425px

>>53951854
need a miserable feminist housewife lad

>>53951872
Wouldn't he be odd job?

>>53951872

Laughed my ass out.

*sucks thailad off*

File: cat halo.jpg (109KB, 546x753px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 546x753px

>>53951809
very new

>>53951876
nigga there's a $2 million tournament coming up back when 'it was okay to play competitively' the max prize at nationals champs was $100k and only yank teams could enter, we /global/ now

>>53951898
>renting a room from someone you met on /brit/
wew lad, still.. might work out well.
>>53951930
oi

File: 3e727e19f16d7990c6b0d5d703d2491a.jpg (62KB, 338x450px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 338x450px

>>53951922
Women are nesters and are all happier in the home with many children.

>>53951930
*forces your head*

>>53951922
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us7IYd04m1M

*chokes on thailads cum*
yum

>being sexually assaulted in rp.
Can I claim PTSD and sue Jackie Chan?

rode my motorcycle today

*cleans thailads bellend of the extra cum with my mouth*

File: download.jpg (7KB, 179x282px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 179x282px

>but im ranked 4th best halo player in the UK in the pro playlist and have had an offer from a UK pro team

>wheres my smug bitch

File: 1439619302218.png (248KB, 579x300px) Image search: [Google]

248KB, 579x300px

>>53952086
Where did all the faggots go that hated you?
So intriguing that things have changed so much.
I'm rarely here late anymore so yeah. What happened Thaichap?

*unzips katana*

the chink and his degenerate concubines will pay for their transgressions

>>53952228
>>53952228
>>53952228