>they remove the self service check outs at coles (for whatever reason)
>there a cute check out girl working
haha now THAT is what i call banter from the lord!
>I have achieved literally nothing during the 4 years of Baneposting
He literally lived like a king among his elite class while the rest of his country suffered and they implement severe and violent rule of law.
Now he travels the world in limos repeating Facebook platitudes and he's revered for it.
>tfw you realise Australian culture is a rip off of our culture yet everyone likes them much more
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Lets call the boys, lets run a train
You're missing the red hand of ulster in the middle which has tons of history and folk tales behind it, me laddo
>Want to listen to a podcast out of one ear so I can hear if anyone shouts me or there's a knock at the door
>Take one of the earphone into my hand
>It's the wrong side
Every time hahaha, God is such a fucking prick, always doing annoying stuff like that
>10 million miles of empty desert
>500 degree winters
>monster spiders the size of footballs chillen in your shoes
>0bps internet for $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 worthless monopoly pesos a month
Maggie was named after Matt Groening's younger sister Margaret "Maggie" Groening. She often sucked on a pacifier and wore a sleep suit, two traits Groening used for Maggie. Maggie then made her debut with the rest of the Simpsons clan on 19 April 1987 in the Tracey Ullman short "Good Night". Groening thought that it would be funny to have a baby character that did not talk and never grew up, but assigned any emotions that the scene required. Her comedic hallmarks include her tendency to stumble and land on her face while attempting to walk (though this has been downplayed in later seasons), and a penchant for sucking on her pacifier, the sound of which has become the equivalent of her catchphrase and was originally created by Groening during the Tracey Ullman period, and by Nancy Cartwright during the regular series.
Yeah but they're all really fit for some reason and they have massive Yank houses with swimming pools.
Would rather kill myself than live in a country where it's 40 degrees on Crimbo but cheers for the offer lad. I'll be off to Canada.
http://www.s[filter's going to fuck with this]mh.com.au/nsw/former-private-school-student-david-anderson-allegedly-stabbed-parents-for-drug-money-20160122-gmbwa9.html
lad i went to school with literally stabbed his parents on ice
>mfw Aussie President Bruce Chang sinks the boats
Why harry, you're a Protestant. You're more progressive than the mudbloods.
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>dad was an asshole he fucked you up, built the gears in your head, now he greases them up, and no one paid attention when you stopped eating, 87 pounds and this all bears repeating
They're fatties who couldn't even defend their own country from New Zealanders. Wouldn't be worried at all.
>watches them do muh big scary war dance
>"you done prancing around lad?"
>roll up sleeves
>knock him out with one strong, true punch to the head
>sniff once, walk off
unironically love these houses, it's like listening to blur and getting a tiny little glimpse of how common people might live
The name may be traced to the medieval Hindu warrior-saint Guru Gorakhnath who has a historic shrine in Gorkha. The word itself derived from Go-Raksha, raksha becoming rakha. Rakhawala means protector and is derived from raksha as well.
>Used to have a crush on this fit blonde MILF teacher I had in 6th form
>Just saw she commented on a photo of my mate's graduation
>She must accept friend requests from students
>Click on her profile
>It says she's single now
Strongly considering adding her and flirting with her later when I'm sozzled, y/n?
To be fair, today they are.
Maoris are not the cannibalistic mentalists they were. No more oarfu.
Just cook eggs woman and beat up your wife's brother for raping your daughter when she tops herself and leaves a diary.
Be Bobba fetts dad, be cloned then be African because Jews.
Once were clones.
On Australia Day I'm going to create an /AUS/ thread that'll have in the op comment "first and foremost we should thank the native custodians of these lands for letting us stay and live here" so if that goes viral you read it here first
thanks anon now I have to reinstall oblivion
Hold on. He said SF. Troopers qualifies but Oblivion is a bad film. Why recommend shit?
>been flirting with a girl for the last month
>she flirts back just as much
>asked me out on Tuesday to go to a bar with her and friends, would normally (we go out twice a week usually) had to say no because I was really ill
>she got off with a guy that night, still flirts with me though
What the fuck do I do?
'curry for breakfast' babby mused
because its nonassessed; this makes a difference for some reason
but yes i dont really understand why tbf
anyway all done now, im going to use the excuse of 'i was treating it like a practice exam question'
by god this is an exceptional taste in filmography
Get drunk, have scalpel at the ready, cut it out. and supply pics of the process. Unless it's your inner ear we're just talking cartilage and few nerve endings. Make sure shit is sterile and do it.
Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach? Ive had all three meals today and ive only ever taken mdma on a light stomach like starving myself all day to take it. I wasnt planning on dropping today but i kinda want to before i head out but yeah the full stomach thing
Mad Max Fury Road wasn't anything special desu
>saving your passwords on your browser isn't safe
I'm not mad at her for getting off with the guy, like you say there is no expectation when we aren't actually going out yet. It's just confusing.
That makes sense. I am trying to make a move but I suck at dating
Just ask her how she feels about you :)))) she'll reply in non-committal terms, ask you the same and you can tell her how you actually feel :)))))))) and then you can ask her round to yours where you can kiss her and cuddle her and maybe even squeeze her chebs :)))))))))))))))
business idea: we add each other on shove
Never played a pokemans game past Gen 1
>stick knife in toaster because bread was stuck
>toaster was still on
>caused a power cut and had to flip some switches in the fuse box
>now the toaster doesn't work
>Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach?
Pills bonding agents tended to be laxatives so when you're coming up you'll get the shits but pure mdma on its own, who knows. Won't kill you if you've eaten, less of a belly rush most likely..
haha mate just asked me for advice on an ig caption and i said to him to put this down:
>it was a sweltering 38 so these pants were bringing out the sweat but they made me look fleek af haha look
and hes actually gonna do it haha
Got rejected in two interviews because I asked them what the options are for developing within the company. Guess they just want a yes man pleb that will stay in the lowest rung of the ladder.
Got rejected from another interview despite them loving me because it turns out the bosses friends son needed a job
Got rejected from fucking McDonald's (I was desperate) despite having over 7 years retail experience
Got rejected from a handful of others because I have a degree. They literally said this.
I don't know what employers want anymore. Is it because my current boss is my reference and is giving shit reviews about me?
Don't think so lad. Can't tell you for sure but my dad is an employer and he was saying you can't give shit references anymore, you can either give good ones or ones that state your job role and whether you turned up to work on time and performed your duties. He can't say you were terrible or anything. Although my dad could be talking balls.
>get a degree
>apply to jobs a fresh-off-the-boat immigrant with no english could get
wish i had a girlfriend who would occasionally make me a cuppa without me even having to ask
Why do people fall for the credit score meme?
>I'm going to pay someone £80 to give me a score on my credit to apply for money I don't have
How about you just pay for what you can afford? Then there's no need for credit scores
For a lunch time treat I am wrapping cheese in pepperoni and then cooking it
Well, depending on where the store is, there won't be any of those beeping things.
I live right near a standalone coles, so as soon as you're out of the main gates you're, well, outside. You can just walk over to your car and drive off, and the alarm won't go off. I've seen my friends do it with chocolate bars and drinks they hide under their sweaters or in their pockets, they take it with them as they go through the self-serve so no one bothers them.
So yeah, you can do that if you want to take small items. If you want to take larger ones like a box of cans or someshit, just buy something else that's important and don't scan the stuff you want to steal. Go late-ish so there won't be many workers.
>>white people """food"""
There's a reason why French and Italian food is considered the bed
>you can be raped via one peck on the lips
just emailed them about a potential hacker threat m8
enjoy getting backtraced
I had a babysitter who made me touch her when she was sitting on the toilet. I wanted to run but she closed the door. She stole money from my parents too. I remember trying to tell my mum but fuck, the grill hid the money and when my mum asked her she had nothing. I remember her lifting a gas canister, grabbing the notes and sticking her tongue out at me. Being a 7 or 8 year old is shit. You know whats going on but communication is lacking.
I had to buy this to see how magnificently crappy it is.
My brothers, did it have lights on? I got one for my gameboy colour so I could play all night
>I remember many a night spent under the duvet covers levelling up my 'mon with it.
>why does it feel more and more like we lost the war
>we have to have our laws signed off by the german chancellor for fucks sake
remember when nintendo released the GBA without a backlight?
>The EU is undermining our national sovereignty
>I have some UKIP leaflets you should really read
>He didn't have one of these bad boys as a lad
>He didn't sell level 99 mewtwos to plebs as school for 50p each
Just end it.
I had a classic gameboy and an advance and pokemon red and yellow.
I figured out how to clone pokemon too so I ended up with a team of 6 lvl70 charizards
I wish I still had that cartridge