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Bit cold out edition
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cara
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>>53933479
Kyary
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tories-axe-carers-thousands-blind-7215953

disgusting. how can anyone vote for the Tories?
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'rim
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crayon pop
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Got a small/hard/big/soft willy/vagina/mangina
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Maisie
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*toilet flushing*
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Cara is a slut.
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Did you message her m8?
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Very interesting dynamic
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>>53933523
I am not a man of colour
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>>53933541
lewd
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important poll

http://strawpoll.me/6603566
http://strawpoll.me/6603566
http://strawpoll.me/6603566
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About to have a pee, las'
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need my willy touched lads
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Poleaboo is playing Saints Row 3 now
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>>53933576
dont have t'other one popit unless you or ky will oblige
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>>53933515

Don't blame me, I voted for UKIP
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>>53933554
yeh i did
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>>53933592
Pee fly free
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Wanking
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>>53933595
*touches your willy*
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doing a bout of depression
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who /sakura gakuin/ here? (be honest)
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Gonna do CompTIA Linux+ soon, actually excited
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>I voted for UKIP
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Alri lads
How'd your Thursday go?
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>>53933630
Epic!
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goodnite, /brit/.
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Thinking about tugging on my bellend until it spurts
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>>53933585
how long does it take
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>>53933649
yes i think it is fair to say that man probably did vote for ukip
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>>53933660
don't wake up
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>>53933642
Plen
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sigh
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what are """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""REAL NIGGER HOURS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" lads?
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what's your NoFap record /brit/?
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>>53933670
bout 2hours n 10 minutes overall mate
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>>53933719
you're a plen
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>>53933731
JANNY HE USED THE N WORD
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>>53933731
2 am - 4 am USA hours
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>>53933751
3 days
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Cara is quite fit lads
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>>53933569
Oi is that Lewisham?
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We're /brit/ees.

We ride together.

We die together.

Repost this if you love your bros.
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>>53933751

10 days
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>>53933731
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>>53933751
8 days, torture desu
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>>53933637
Fuck off, leaf.
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>>53933790
*unsubscribes*
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England and Wales (56,000,000 people)
>There were 574 murders and killings in total, 71 more than the previous year.

Chicago (2,700,000 people)
>2015 DEATH TOLL : 486
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>>53933637
im all about these girls desu


(who are they)
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>>53933803

>gif

fuck off
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>>53933751
Went like 2 weeks without one, didn't even do it on purpose I was just really busy and tired out constantly
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>>53933757
probably do it for 10 grand then x
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>>53933789
DLR mentioned
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>>53933786
Indeed
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>yank leeching from me
>cap him at 1kb/s
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Kyary
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>>53933751
just under 2 months haha
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>>53933731
1am - 5am
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On cue, I will proceed to flip off everyone in this thread. Here I go:
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>>53933751
Couple of weeks, I tried it for Lent but couldn't last it
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would like to do a sex
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>>53933751
12/13 years
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>>53933899
*shields eyes from harm*
It doesn't count now.
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>>53933861
this was it

very good
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>struggling to find a job in 2010
>ah well things can only get better, the economy will recover soon
>21st January 2016
>Fears grow of repeat of 2008 financial crash as investors run for cover
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>>53933751
3 days
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We true /brit/ees.
We poo together.
We wank together.
70/100 people will ignore this. But if you love your bros you'll repost this.
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shoes lol!
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>>53933920

*bends over and presents spread boipussy*

tuck in ;)
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>>53933751

A year
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More photoshops from certain individuals (you know who you are)
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>>53933751
30 days
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is /brit/ees the correct word?
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has anyone got the danes being rude copypasta?
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>>53933899
>flip off
FOY
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http://yespornplease.com/view/827928844

having a wank to this video in particular.
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>>53933861
like that one when did you make eh
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R8 my comment
>>53933948
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gonna do a wank
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>>53933952
>we poo together

DESIGNATED
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MASSIVE BLIZZARD INCOMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKIAMQs6EHU
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gf just sent me this
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Listening to this for the first time right now, why did it become a meme?
Is it meant to be really good or really bad
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>>53934009
>can't even spell her own name
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>>53934003
what's the irrelevant version of this expression, then?
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>>53933927
U talking about the one you were thinking of yesterday because I just made this one.

>>53934010
See this post for details
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>>53934040
It's really good, but unfortunately it got spammed. Contrarian cunts turned on it.
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Just his second base with a girl lads (pooing while holding hands)
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>>53934011
SEVUUUUNNN
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>>53934040
It's meant to be a bad first listen, but gets better with subsequent listens. It is GOAT though.
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>>53934046
flip off
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>>53934040
its the only album to get a 10 on pitchfork I think
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>>53933969
how did that work out?
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>>53934040
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/New_Sincerity
http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Postmodernism
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>>53934046
Piss off you gypo twat that's what
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>>53934069
no there was another

i swear it was just like that

perhaps I looked into the future
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>>53934090
>
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>>53934039

Fucking groce
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>>53934040
its good but things like I LOVE YOU JEEEESUS CHRIST turned it into a meme because its the perfect example of how silly some alternative music can sound.
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>>53934108
Yes, I was.
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why don't yanks fuck off?
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>>53934069
ah so its an All New Exciting Ky Edit™, most excellent
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>>53934092
MBDTF did m8
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Me in the middle.
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>>53934145
goblin on the left
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>>53934096

Was pointless really

It was just to see if I could and if there was any effect from actually doing it

In short, there isn't aside from wanting to fuck every girl you see for the first few months
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>>53934145
Me in the hand on the left.
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>>53934039
Ah yes I see you have thoroughly advertised your mental illness, very impressive
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>>53934114
Oi m8 apologize now or I'll fucking chin you
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faking the Moon Landing, you lands want anything?
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>northern ireland

is there a bigger shit hole on the face of the earth lads?

I think not
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i dare you to post one thing that you're genuinely interested in
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Malcolm in the middle
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DUDE
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>>53933803
i could kick you're ass bud stfu

>>53933830
who are those girls???

(the below link is sakura gakuin by the way)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNd6FrUdnx4
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>>53934249
me in the middle
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>>53934220
>implying
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>>53934231
Absolutely not.
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>>53934231

All of Ireland should be erased
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>>53934220
put a cheeky lisicki in there and see if anyone notices la
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>>53934092
Nope

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/VelvetDarkness/every_album_to_be_rated_10_0_by_pitchfork_media/
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>>53934220
alien pussy
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>>53934240
Hats with a layer of grease around the inside.
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>>53934231
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>>53934137
Anyone else think kev looks like a giganormie here
Looks like some scouse twat going to a rave to get mandyed out his head
>>53934240
Grime
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>>53934264
I was asking who the girls in the photo were

Maybe should have asked them desu
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my arch nemesis admitted he has a crush on me, wat do?
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You never see adults using inhalers, just kids and maybe really old/sick people.

Why is that? Does asthma go away as you get older?
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>>53934220
Yeah I want to buy a piece of lad there
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>>53934282
he already has you mong
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new spanish housemates just knocked on my door and came into my room, i switched tabs very quick but i was caught offguard lads.

the whole 5 minutes i had a hard on and my pants were around my ankles under the sheets, thank fuck they didn't jump into my bed.

i think they know. the only girls i've talked to in the last year and they caught me wanking. kill me.
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>>53934295
we're not ACTUALLY going to the moon though
just filming in Stan's basement
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>>53934240
Poosay
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>>53934317
Let him bum you and give him the aids
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>>53934231
no
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>>53934282
>he didn't notice it
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>>53934314
Looked them up afterwards. Can't remember what they're called but they have literally zero songs released.
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>>53934334

Everyone wanks lad, who gives a fuck?

Maybe its a bit embarrassing being caught in the act but they all know you do it
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>>53934240
history
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>>53934388
ah

oh
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>>53934240
Also Dora the Explorer.
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>3 minutes 3 seconds solve of a 4x4 rubik's cube

Shit desu, I need practise.
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why are japanese girls so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbId5Fkq-eI
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http://strawpoll.me/6603735
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>>53934240
borges
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>>53934456
didn't even read it just clicked on one and voted
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>>53934240
history
geopolitics
philosophy
theology
literature
poetry
science fiction
travel
international cultures
pop culture
landscape paintings
classical and romantic music
beautiful geography
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>>53934400

chad doesn't

and girls don't
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>>53934454
ultra turbononse
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When is a good time to ask a girl on a dating site for her num? probs best to ask for a whatsapp?

help me lads.
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>history
>geopolitics
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
>science fiction
>travel
>international cultures
>pop culture
>landscape paintings
>classical and romantic music
>beautiful geography
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>>53934240
japanese girls
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>>53934520
>num
Misread this as "mum".
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>>53934434
Remembered it
https://youtu.be/3AGjzPJ77fU

Do not begin to know what their deal is
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>>53934454
How long have you been on the register?
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>>53933751
Just over a month on a boat desu
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>>53934520
You want to ask after the first few lines
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>history
>geopolitics
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
>science fiction
>travel
>international cultures
>pop culture
>landscape paintings
>classical and romantic music
>beautiful geography
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDv3iQuoM_E
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>>53934526
i do have pretty fedora interests you're right tbf, but surprisingly a lot of normies have these interests as well

as long as you're not a fat ugly spacker you can get away with having an interest in most things.... Well, maybe apart from MLP or Nazism
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really prefer the boxers with the button fly so that me willy doesn't accidentally poke out in front of me mum
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>>53934577
>>53934512
there's nothing wrong with appreciating a girl band in a platonic way.
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>>53934575
is this meant to be a parody

cos its well shit
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why am i so deluded and pathetic

i instantly think that if a girl as much as makes small talk with me that she is into me
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>>53934499

Guys who have regular sex and gfs still wank you autist. Its not always worth the effort
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>>53934491
>history
boring
>geopolitics
wew
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
literally all of it? pretentious and meaningless to not specify
>poetry
>science fiction
shite
>travel
FOB
>international cultures
Rasheed
>pop culture
Chav
>landscape paintings
wew
>classical and romantic music
wew
>beautiful geography
generic
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>>53934682
you're just jealous we met these goddesses

>>53934575
its not great desu
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>>53934677
You are on the sexual offenders register, aren't you.
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>>53934684
I do the same thing la
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>Another recession
>more fucking debt and jobs lost

fucking hell why is the world (read: government) so fucking useless and inept?
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>>53934693
just what I'm interested in lad, my interest aren't going to change

different people find different things interesting

what do you like?
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haha imagine me doing sex to someone
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>>53934778
why, what's happening?
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>>53934778
ahh der gubberment its all dere falt
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>>53934684

i'm the polar opposite, unless a girl literally starts touching me i won't ever do anything
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>>53934784
imagining it's rape
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>>53934781
cunny
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the question is, should i buy alcohol and get smashed

would it make me happy? need to fill the void somehow
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I am now FULLY QPU aligned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQMNQlgu3s
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>yanks actually stole the term gimmick from /brit/

Are they literally incapable of creating their own culture?
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>>53934778
I'll tell you whose fault it is lad

it's them bl**dy bankers and their bonuses wots the issue!
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>>53934739
the jappos in italy were fitter tbcfwymd (acronym for the phrase "to be completely frank with you my dear")
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>>53934832
thats what I did

then I died and now I am reborn
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>>53934682
>>53934739
I've seen some other videos of performances like this. I thought it was for really unknown groups to try and get a start but I don't understand how they could be managed by asobisystem already if they don't actually do anything.
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>>53934819
>>53934684
I'm somehow both of these
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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>tfw shaved for the first time in 8 weeks
>haircut for the first time in months

>tfw my head is really fucking freezing

underestimated the insulation my hair was providing lads. can't handle the outside any more
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>>53934297
interesting... explain further

>>53934305
i too enjoy grime, we should discuss this more on brit sometime

>>53934355
bit str8 that

>>53934418
do you have a favourite period? shittty question but i dont know much about history lol

>>53934444
me gustan esos numeros tio

>>53934469
literally who? brbr googling

>>53934491
all very good interests. have you seen google maps 3d?

>>53934564
yellow fevers a motivator but don't let it take control bruh, you gotta become a good ukbf b4 u can blag a kgf
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>>53934833
>tfw your QPU is misaligned
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>>53934795
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=recession

>>53934796
rorke

>>53934836
sarcastic bizarro rorke
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>>53934859
probably sucked off old whats his face

>>53934877
>kgf
jgf*

the plans have already been set
the wheels of motion are beginning to turn
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>>53934877
two me
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>>53934877

>do you have a favourite period?

Roman history
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give me a good film to watch or ill fucking jab a knife in the side of all of your ribs
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>>53934876
get a hat
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>>53934859
>asobisystem
dont get it
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>go to /cum/
>it's shit

I'm not shocked
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>>53934835

>NEW zealand
>culture
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>>53934877
no me gusta español
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>>53934921
ever tim
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>>53934932
Trainspotting
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>>53934948
>go to /cum/
>get shot
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>>53934877
>have you seen google maps 3d?
honestly spend quite a lot of time doing a look on Google Earth and seeing landscapes and monuments around the world if that's what you mean

if you meant something else, no, what is it?
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>get a hat
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>>53934933
already have a hat, bought a snood too
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me on the left
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>>53934965
?
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>>53934953

>implying I'm a native
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>>53934932
the Leopard (in Italian)
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fucking hell theres bare horus heresy books lads
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>>53935002
>bought a snood too
LONDON
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Our time is known as the Great Recession
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>>53935025
the book is goat
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>>53935021
oh, a traitor.

sorry.
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>>53934907
Wish I was Nakata so much every day. Rich as all fuck and gets to hang out with Kyary, Perfume, Mito, Toshiko, Meg, etc. whenever he so pleases.

>>53934936
Company that manages Kyary.
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>>53935010
>Young Noel

Who's the twat on the left?
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>>53935051
yes london mate what do you think i am some sort of northerner
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>horus heresy books
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>>53935038
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>>53935088
me literally
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>>53935021
>implying anyone with an internet connection in NZ is
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THIS ONES OUT TO THE CHARLIE BROWN
IM LAVIN IT LAVIN IT
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>>53935108
there is literally nothing you don't complain about

you have no substance in your life

remove yourself
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really in need of a shag lads but im a fat ugly spacker

what do?
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>>53935153
Find a fat ugly spacker with a hole
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my gf
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>>53935153
have a wank i spose
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*opens today's copy of the Financial Times*
*gives you a glare that says "i'm richer than you"*
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>tfw I have calculated the best times to post in /brit/ using (You) distribution as a basis
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>>53935119
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>>53935119
Why are girls so inept at picking the right bra size
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>>53935153
You've a few options:

1) Fuck a prossie
2) Get an ugly gf
3) Rape someone
4) Kill yourself

Take your pick
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Very hungry
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>>53935195
her JOI video was shit
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>>53935119

obese
>>
Doing a voting for the brexit lads
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is the lad who took modafinil at lunchtime here
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>voting for the brexit lads
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just found out im gay lads
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>>53934986
>tfw getting obssesed with looking at random shitholes on google streetview
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>>53935282
Brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal
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>>53935067

>traitor

Elaborate?

>>53935144

Its not actually that bad. Even a rural place in the middle of fucking nowhere I stayed at for a couple of weeks had 15mb broadband.
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>>53935339
not him but I'm assuming if you leave britain you're considered a traitor
>>
can't stop wanking to this lads
http://efukt.com/21080_The_Education_of_a_Spanish_Virgin.html
>>
new gimmick :

we quote random posts and say "DELETE THIS"
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Wew think I'm coming up again
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think i apologize too much for no reason
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>>53935308
Do you mean wanking?
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>new gimmick :

>we quote random posts and say "DELETE THIS"

"DELETE THIS"
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>>53935332
>>53934986
want to post links but they're very long, will janny mind?
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>>53935385
ainara is my waifu
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>not living for the weekend
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>>53935409
yeah you do

>>53935414
no i mean the one who said something like
>Just took some modafinil lads
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>>53935423
you gay?
>>
>>53935364

Jerseylad ťbqh

Never lived in the UK
>>
>>
>>53935489
oh dear, oh dear...
>>
>on second year of history with politics at Greenwich uni

how fucked am i

before you look it up, yes it's a shit uni
>>
Is it true night shift workers in tesco make 11 quid an hour? i got a job offer and i am definitely hyped if that's the case.
>>
>>53935489
Only action should be a bullet to the brain
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>>53935483

that's a long way to flee to, suppose you needed to being a paedophile and all?
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>>53935489
me on the left
>>
>>53935489
I find a good cure is a bullet through the brain
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>>53935593
DELET THIS
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>>53935442
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>>53935526

I know this cunt who unironically wears a Uni of East London hoody
>>
>>53935547

That doesn't really make sense given that Jersey is supposedly the safe haven m8
>>
>>53935526
wew lad
don't worry lad just see it through

t. 2 years NEET after uni
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>>53935545
>>53935553
Good lads
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>>53935541
Fuck off you manc prick, why not ask fucking Tesco instead of 4chan. They're more likely to know
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>>53935554
snap
>>
doing a reddit post
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>>53935545
>>53935553
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>>53935587

Posting child porn anywhere is a massive risk, hence why you fled.
>>
Second week in a row there's been a lesbian sub-ploy on Death In Paradise now
>>
>>53935597
should I see it through though? my friend trained as a plumber and he's making £££, the only tradeoff being he smells of shit and his girlfriend hates him
>>
>I'm a student

literally translated

>I'm a queer nonce who's £30,000 in debt for a piece of paper which says I can do thing

"You got a clubcard m8?" - you, to me after my weekly shop at tesco
>>
we have the best women
>>
>>53935698
t. manager at jjb
>>
It absolutely enrages me that doctors get berated for telling people being who think they should be a different gender to have a think about it

absurd this world we live in
>>
>>53935717
oh dear, oh dear...
>>
imagine being the guy who got 500,000 (You)s got his trump petition

what is the current exchange rate of signatures to (You)s
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>>53935698
>>
>>53935698
t. manager at billabong
>>
I've realised if anyone ever hurt my little sisters, I'd probably beat them to death, or if they are stronger than me or can actually fight I'd probably stab them.
>>
>>53935645

But Jersey doesn't even have laws for most internet crime

Its the safest place possible for doing anything illegal. Bunch of dinosaur farmers wouldn't have a clue how or what to implement. That's why any serious crimes or internet crimes (never) get sent off to the UK for trial.
>>
>>53935424
don't think it's against the rules 2bh, try it
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/search?q=brit&restrict_sr=on
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Can I hit that pussy way I wanna while this record playing?

Put my tongue in different places, play a game of Operation

Like, na-na-na, la-la, la-la, you get what I'm saying
>>
>>53935787
enjoy prison
>>
>>53935788
You should have heeded your own advice then, instead of fleeing.
>>
how exactly is homosexuality not a mental illness lads?

i mean rorke aside just think about it from an objective perspective - something in the brain has gone wrong which makes the organism not function as intended (to be attracted to females so the species can reproduce)
>>
>>53935842
this

>>53935788
fuck off nonce
>>
>>53935856
it is a mental illness
>>
>>53935526
>tfw probably passed you irl before
>>
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>how exactly is homosexuality not a mental illness lads?
>just think about it from an objective perspective - something in the brain has gone wrong which makes the organism not function as intended (to be attracted to females so the species can reproduce)
>>
>>53935928
He's literally right though you faggot. If it was a contagious disease and all humans caught it then we'd be extinct in a generation.
>>
>>53935526
my m8 (not really my m8 just someone i went to school with and talk to now and then over the internet) went to greenwich uni and did media production and has been NEET for almost 2 years after graduating youre fucked lad
>>
>>53935842
>>53935875

Seem awful flustered lads
>>
>>53935967
nah
>>
>>53935856
Our imperfections are what make us distinguishable from one and another lad. As long as it's not the kind that harms others then who has the right to say one's imperfection is any worse than their own?
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>>53935907
w-what's your name
>>
>>53936001
homosexuality is a harmless mental illness, but still a mental illness
>>
>>53935856
It is not a mental illness, it is a fetish
>>
>>53936025
no it isn't you pseudoscientist
>>
is it weird that as a straight guy, i'm not against having sexual relations with an attractive male?
>>
>>53935992
Why not
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I love it when you get real, /brit/
>>
>>53936025
gerrae
>>
>>53936026

That would be true if it was limited to sexuality but its not. Gays want relationships with other men too
>>
>>53936026
DESIGNATED
>>
good morning lads haha
>>
>>53936007
I've just been to Greenwich a few times la

was literally there Sunday afternoon
>>
>>53936025
I don't like K-pop, do I have a mental illness because my mind works different to some of /brit/'s finest?
>>
>>53936069
/brit/ is pure satire mate

Just like /pol/
>>
>>53936055
yes it is

from a natural way of lifes perspective it is a illness because it stops you from reproducing

I have no quarrel with it though
>>
>>53936073
Even the lesbians?
>>
>>53936001
youre getting into some whole other philosophical debate that im not interested in. my whole point is homosexuality is a mental illness simply because the organism isnt functioning as intended.
>>
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>>53933514
>>53933525
>>53933830
>>53933830
>>53933637
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>>53936079

Beautiful day eh? Hope it doesn't get as hot as yesterday though
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>>53936073
>relationships
There's like a ridiculous statistic of adultery between gays
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9.554464, 112.897879

they just built an airstrip on a reef

the absolute madmen
>>
>>53936111
no, taste in all things is subjective

only fedora tier retards insult people for their tastes unironically
>>
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>>53936112
*swivels back cap*
*sits on a chair backwards*
Preach it.
>>
>>53936141
how hot was it for you yesterday?

2 days ago it was like 36 here I swear
>>
>>53936157
Gays can reproduce though, they just need to shove some jizz into a surrogate. Just saying
>>
>>53936115

Wonderful

oh, and be a dear and link me to your peer reviewed studies that confirm this conclusion? ta.
>>
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chuckled
>>
>>53935819
All me
>>
>>53936208
that isn't natural
>>
>>53936121
>that I don't understand
ftfy
>>
>>53936194

Phone said 28 but I'm sure it was 30+

Fuck I was sweating like a pig. Had to have an evening shower
>>
>>53936208

then they're not gay.
>>
How can people say there's a gay gene when being gay isn't hereditary
>>
>>53936236
I wasn't implying that it was
>>
love the fact that I could

>one bomb anyone in this thread(trained MMA for 3 years)
>know more about anything than anyone ITT(student, read the financial times daily)

I am SMARTER and STRONGER than ANYONE ITT.
>>
>>53936210
disease
noun
a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that produces specific symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury.
>>
>>53936236
You are aware of the fact we're talking to each other despite none of us being in hearing distance of each other, right?
>>
POOEY
>>
>>53936268
You don't need to shag a woman to get her pregnant you div
>>
>>53936293
We already have a topic at the moment, lad, no need to try and start something new.
>>
>>53936313
you are a fucking idiot
>>
>>53936236

Literally the worst argument for anything in the modern day
>>
>>53936310
no thanks

i want a peer reviewed study that literally states homosexuality is a mental illness
>>
doing a bad mood
>>
>>53936359
Marvelous counterpoint, you really showed me up.
If you want to live a 'natural' life then you're going to have to give a lot up. So just accept people are allowed to be a gay and get over it?
>>
>>53936167
it thought it was spam every which way i tried so just posted the long and lat here
>>53935789
>>
>>53936382
why's that?
>>
gonna do a poo
>>
boipussi
>>
>fresh sheets on the bed
>had a shower
>shaved my scrotum
>about to take some benzos

comfy
>>
How do we save Europe?
>>
why do so many young brits die in thailand
>>
>>53936380
This is pretty much an entirely semantic argument about the definition of a word rather than anything scientific. A peer reviewed study wouldn't be of any use.
>>
>>53936489
bigot back to fucking /pol/
>>
>>53935601

>asking about salary before induction

yeah no
>>
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What about trans people, lads?
>>
>>53936493
Thailad is very homesick.
>>
>tfw china builds an island on a reef 700 miles away from the mainland and you're worried about pakis
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>>53936516

stop replying then. you would be laughed out of any room bar the BNP AGM with your horseshit.
>>
>>53936445
lack of sleep n hormones like as not
>>
>>53936569
Chinese are bro tier
>>
>>53936493
>1g of coke for a fiver? What could go wrong

Famous last words of every dead retard in Thailand
>>
>>53936545
Doesn't affect me tbqh.
>>
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Reminder.
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>>53936601

you have obviously never been to china
>>
....O
M U S L I M S
....T
>>
>>53936426
using the internet to talk isn't a corruption of my mind or body

As I said earlier, I don't give a shit if someone wants a willy in their arse, just it could easily be classed as a disease since it prevents the ability to "naturally" reproduce

>>53936379
you don't understand my meaning then

>>53936380
you aren't going to get one, there is no point saying its a disease since its harmless. In the past it was classified as a illness.
>>
>>53936583
lmaoin at u thinking i'm the same person
>>
>>53936597
ah, well
>>
>>53933539
>>53933539
>>53933539
>>
>>53936601

literal subspecies
>>
>>53936619
rorke
>>
Probably would have been better if I had crudely edited the sikhs pic desu.
>>
>>53936639
And my point is what can be considered "natural" doesn't account for much in the modern world.

Women naturally grow hair on their armpits, if they don't shave them that also prevents their ability to naturally reproduce.
>>
>>53936639

>sitting down for hours using the internet to browse a website full of shitposting, pornography, autism and generally awful people and content is not a corruption of the body or mind

I don't understand your meaning, no.

I think its a mental abnormality, illness if you like, but its not harmful so who cares?
>>
>>53936632
woosh
>>
>>53936601

t. Zhao Lee Ping
>>
>>53936889
good lad
>>
>>53936426
Marvellous*
>>
>>53936263
same thing the other day. they said it was 29 but there was no way in hell that it was just 29 degrees. I was melting l, which is pre rare
>>
>>53937009

Can't wait for winter to return ťbh
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