I started to write out a short piece on the cinematic merits of Tushy pornographic videos on /tv/, but the thread was deleted before I could share my thoughts. They really are well-made videos though.
Encoded from the DVD release and uploaded that music video I was whining about yesterday like a true people's hero.
And my point is what can be considered "natural" doesn't account for much in the modern world.
Women naturally grow hair on their armpits but if they don't shave them that also prevents their ability to naturally reproduce.
Cheeky pic of me and the lads.
Me on the right
>homosexuality, a mental disorder? yes that's correct. i have zero evidence though, you'll just have to take my word for it, /pol/ have some charts you could dig up if you asked them.
lads after bashing slipknot for the past 6 years i've just realized i actually like some of their stuff, is this what it feels like to grow out of your edgelord contrarian phase? or am i just turning into a pleb? still think /mu/ is a shit board with shit taste if that's any help.
slipknot is pretty bad though, not even being contrarian its just they are fairly dull
Nu Metal in general is all around awful
there's better metal out there.
like this is easily the best Thrash album of the 21st century
thats exactly the point i just fucking made
any illness that can be overcome by medicine isn't a illness with that line of thought
imagine us as cavemen
would being a bender prevent you from reproducing? yes
would having armpit hair? maybe
i used to bash things like mcr, panic at the disco, fall out boy, green day etc even though i'd never even heard a single song of any of them
now i've heard them and to be honest, they're actually fucking awful. so it worked out, i was always right anyway.
If I raped her once don't think I could stop either 2bh
actually desu I shouldn't really say its "all" awful since American New Wave metal has lead to some pretty crazy stuff, especially in the realm of combining hip-hop influences with death metal.
still not really a fan of this "punk-metal" stuff though reguardless, including metalcore
>Imagine us cavemen
>It's not natural!
I don't give a toss lad, I won't tell you again. As long as you don't need to hunt down a fucking mammoth just to eat you also can't moan your tits off about a guy wanting to dick another guy.
im not moaning ffs
this whole argument is pointless
in the classical definition of a disease, homosexuality would be considered one. That's the only point I'm making, I'm not saying its right or wrong to be bent or anything else.
if everyone was gay maybe
but if like there was just that one gay uncle it wouldn't really have much of an impact, and if anything it would mean an extra male around for any tasks needed who at the same time is a non-competitor with regards to females
repostign this chvrj....agen ;^)OOOOOOI
Sophism is a method of teaching. In ancient Greece, sophists were a category of teachers who specialized in using the techniques of philosophy and rhetoric for the purpose of teaching arete — "excellence" or "virtue" — predominantly to young statesmen and nobility. The practice of charging money for education and providing wisdom only to those who could pay led to the condemnations made by Socrates, through Plato in his dialogues, as well as Xenophon's Memorabilia. Through works such as these, Sophists were portrayed as "specious" or "deceptive", hence the modern meaning of the term.
using philosophy to teach billionaire ancient greek tory twats how to behave
i dont hate gays
shes japanese you plum and shes just bending her knee anyway
Taking a qt gril on a date tomorrow but I still didn't decide on where to take her. How to into good pub grub?
I haven't lived here since before uni and I didn't have friends to go out with when I was 18.
Might trip advisor it desu
>i don't hate gays
>i don't wipe my arse with leaves
gays are a fucking abomination
mate we have fucking THREE PLY quilted patterned wads of paper with cute puppies on the packaging
a bit more sophisticated than picking up dead tree parts off the floor i would argue
i've actually lost count of the amount of times i've destroyed rorke in an argument.
it's almost daily at this stage, he seems to take ideas from /pol/ (basically as far right wing as possible so it meets his agenda) and then smacks his head off his keyboard and presses submit.
>humans exist to procreate
>being gay is natural
Put gays on an island and they die out. There is nothing natural about gays. It goes against human nature.
It is a perversion. A sexual perversion
>you better not be taking her to the pub on a first date lad
She's not British so I score bonus points for taking her to a hipstery real-ale "British" feeling place.
I already showed her beer
>gays would be fucking killed in hunter-gatherer societies.
I doubt it man, they would probably fuck each other on hunting parties and largely be left alone since they never bothered with the other men's women.
basically you got a few loyal dudes who are no real threat to the authority of the chief's blood.
partly why Alexander had entire gay units so they would all bum one another and therefore build a stronger fellowship between the soldiers.
put gays on an island and if they feel the need to create extra mouths to feed theyll put aside their taste in holes to make children with whatever women are present you fucking wally theyre not allergic to vagina
Boss, sonny, nothing like Hugo
Looking like you ain't got a clue though
If he dies, we ride, it's on you bro
Ain't playing around, this game ain't sumo
Trust in us, we the real dudes
And don't sugarcoat what the pill do
Penthouse, top floor with the ill view
What you don't know cause he might kill you
>and not deal with other people as much
We don't have to do that in British pubs. Conversation is limited to a short aside at most, usually you're not bothered at all.
Plus the bustles and business makes silences less awkward and gives it a sociable feel.
Silent poncy pubs are like a 5th date thing desu. Gotta start out laid back so the conversation flows
>these people should be allowed to marry and adopt children and raise children
hmmm yeah seems like a good idea
>these people should be allowed to marry and make children and raise children
hmmm yeah seems like a good idea
>Konflict (Kemal & Rob Data) were attacked and allegedly forced at gunpoint by a Renegade Hardware label boss when they accepted an offer to release "Messiah" on Bad Company Recordings
>people complaining about NEETs
>can literally join the army, navy or air force and have a good career
you literally have NO excuse, but you're all just arrogant student twats who expect to start on £200,000/year with your degree in aerobic snake charming
>That one guy at work who keeps trying to show you up in front of your staff, you're above him but he's not within your hierarchy area so you can't discipline him.
Literally had to tell him to "Fuck off" today in front of my staff cause he tried to give them an order. Reported it to his manager but he's in one of those technical roles where it doesn't seem how rude or unprofesional you are you're untouchable.
>I don't want to die for Israel in proxy wars because a couple of guys in suits are fighting over power
>not wanting to snuggle a warm wee qt nuclear reactor to sleep at night
>“The events of New Year’s Eve were the girls' own fault, because they were half naked and wearing perfume. It is not surprising the men wanted to attack them." - Sami Abu-Yusuf
>Britain saying all Russian servicemen should be banned from Britain because of the litvenyenko thing
>Banning Muslim immigration because of terrorism is an evil racist bigot thing to say
>A 13 year-old German girl recently went missing.
>Her family posted many messages on Facebook.
>The girl was kidnapped and raped for by foreign nationals for 30 hours.
>Now the family is speaking out. At a weekend rally the girl’s cousin told the crowd the horrific story.
Vid report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzJgwy6h58
>Fun retort: I enjoy perusing my flash collection on an air-gapped burner machine sitting in a faraday cage.
Hello goyim. You may call me Mr. Goldenshekelesberg. I like the work you are doing senpai. Doing a really good job desu senpai. Keep the work up. But that is not what I came here to tell you. I am here from WLDM (White Lives Don't Matter). Our organization works to start riots such as the ones in Baltimore, and also to destroy the white race with stuff like interracial porn featuring white woman being cucked by the all mighty BBC. We need more people with your charisma in our organization. And so I am here giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity to join WLDM. We have similar goals indeed goyim, we could be best partners. Thank you for listening goyim. I expect great things to come from you goyim.
i dont really understand this my dear sweet petlet
the words "Posted for u" imply i should get some meaning from this media, perhaps a shared joke you expect me to understand
however its gone straight over my braincase; i dont have any idea what its about or what it means so on so forth
in fact, if i may be so bold, its anime, anime i say, something i hate vis-a-vis something you know well, im getting the sneaking suspicion that this was an insult upon my person. in short im getting upset, do explain yourself, that would be most capital for you to do i conclude
>and also to destroy the white race with stuff like interracial porn featuring white woman being cucked by the all mighty BBC
/pol/ and /tv/ actually say this a lot but it has to be satire, right? nobody can be that thick
i'm going to get some operative job in the next month and use the money i'll save to start a holding group for a number of small companies with friends
then over the next 20 years we'll attain billionaire status
what about you anon
oh those poor refugees, they come so far from a destroyed land and aren't even allowed to follow the customs of their own homeland
>european liberal governments literally allow the young children of their people to be gangraped, groped, beaten, etc.
i dont want to live on this earth in this time favæ
>Ban russian spies!
Why aren't they already banned? We seriously let foreign agents operate in our country freely?
I guess the answer is that being a spy, you're kinda undercover and unable to be detected.
Lads I've got to hand it to pakis they've got elements of their bog culture nailed
Apart from when they shit in holes in the ground, that's a bit fucked, even if squatting is healthy for you
But they have those water jets that clean your arse instead of bog roll. Yeah you need to use a bit in order to dry your arse but it's way cleaner
first time i took MD i ended up massaging my mate's gf's foot between my legs and then she basically started playing with my crotch with my foot
then i got into it and decided to slide my foot up her shirt and played with her tits with my toes
this continued for like a minute before we realised it was weird then I went for a walk
don't think my mates like me any more
feel quite alone in the universe
heres some chebs
>pink blazer and pink background
>Whats the point of civil partnerships? Why do they have to have marriage?
>was in tescos
>was buying some halal chicken (not a muslim but its like 2 pounds cheaper per kilo)
>this couple behind me walk up to the shelf and say oh wait its halal and turn away
>i say 'yeah but look how much cheaper it is'
>the bloke comes over and says 'wow that is alot cheaper'
>the girl says 'nah but my friend said its greasy meat'
>the bloke is like 'just look at it though its just a chicken breast?'
>the girl says 'yeah i guess it does look like normal meat'
>turn to her and say 'yeah it is normal meat they just said a prayer when they were killing it or something'
>guy bought it
wew lads what have I fucking done
>be on normiebook
>see the sponsored "Britain Stronger in Europe" page spammed like 10 times a day
>see the sponsored "Leave.EU page suggested maybe once every two days
i'm sure this is totally unintentional and not biased shilling in the slightest
just avoiding me and that
its cool though because i'm inviting loads of refugees to my house and forming an experimental arabic grime collective, and they probably wouldn't like my mates anyway
nah but i was talking to complete strangers,, trying to convince them to buy halal meat and correcting this random guy's gf's misconception on halal meat
>literally the only conversation i've had with other people in the last week
The idea that the EU has created peace in Europe since WW2 is shite quite frankly. It was entirely to do with the Cold War. I immediately disregard the opinion of anyone who says otherwise
>Every EU country that shares a border with a non-EU country needs border controls,
Well yeah, that is how it works (actually EEA countries, but I guess your gripe wasn't about Swiss immigrants)