if I ever need a cheap kidney I know where to go
ajvar and kiselo mleko
best looking balkan countries
best food in general
hmm, they have fast internet
best BBQ and cheap vacations
.... can't think of anything
nice for hiking
Orci sa ex-yu su mi rekli da se obratim makedoncima na /balk/ i da ih nazovem fyromites.
Planiram ići u makedoniju na kratki odmor.
Imate li kakvih savjeta? gdje ići, kakve su cijene i slično.
p.s. mogu vam povoljno prodati/iznajmiti traktore za izgon srba i šiptara.
>can't into /v4/
>can't into /deutsch/
>can't into /ex-yu/
Where else can you go Janez :3
Hey boogars, if it makes you feel any better about us taking your passports to leave for western europe, know at least half do it to...
Get a car without import taxes.
>Orci sa ex-yu su mi rekli da se obratim makedoncima na /balk/ i da ih nazovem fyromites.
zasto to? :(
inace ne idi u pic related i ce biti ok
ne idi na sever od vardara u skopje
places ive been to..
good meze, better olives, nice weather, nice people. islands are better than mainland. been to corfu, crete, athens and kos.
familia connection. same good things as greece tbqh. ex-british possession (section retained for kebab removal.)
kebab, coffee, similar to greece.
not been but met a chick from here in turkey. sexy and slutty.
So Balkan is mental not geographical, even more proof that Slovenia is not Balkan.
Everyone knows that Austrians are simply Germanized Slovenes. Therefore even Austria is Slovenian clay, but since we're not Asiatic Balkanites we don't chimp out over not owning it.
Balkan is cultural, not mental or geographical. Like in this post >>53873863 where he uses some Turkish word that all the other Balkanites understand but we don't. But if Balkan was a state of mind, we'd be Balkan, cause we Slovenes are mean, jealous, angry motherfuckers.
How does it feel that the most famous slovenian is a sweaty old man?
>The amount of three colored flags in here is irritating, especially all those copies of the Russian
Please use proxies fgts, I'm tired of ur flagz yo
Oh no, they're speaking Yugoslav now
>inb4 they start posting srbosjek, ustashis holding severed heads, arkan and tito pics
>where he uses some Turkish word that all the other Balkanites understand but we don't
I don't really.
>But if Balkan was a state of mind, we'd be Balkan, cause we Slovenes are mean, jealous, angry motherfuckers.
You are then.
if Hillary wins I will vandalize the US embassy here
Trump is best for Balkans, he has a slovene wife and likes eastern europeans and has OK relations with Putin, if Hillary wins she will continue fucking us over couz she is a russian hating mudslime loving literal c.uck who lets her husband fuck secretaries
>having a favorite porn star
>not fapping to hentai
you don't understand
Who the fuck is this Ireland kid ?
>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year
>albo capital of Sk*pje : 1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer, for every day of the year
>just because he's a jew doesn't mean he's untrustworthy
Not if you consider the guy's history.
hillary is a LITERAL cuckold muslim lover, if she wins we are fucked
trump > bernie > all other candidates
bernie is a commie but hes better than the rest of the retards
eve ti naporaiv mapa za koga si ovde
>AUSTRIA IS SLOVENIAAAN
are you even trying? you're kind of modest. if you want /balk/ membership you need to claim at least 3 other neighboring countries as rightful slovenian clay
>bernie is a commie but hes better than the rest of the retards
Bernie is the worst though. Rand is way better.
Dunno who will cause more concentrated butthurt , Bernie introducing NKVD 2.0 or the endless oceans of liberal tears that will be shed if Trump wins. If it ends up Trump vs Bernie ,I won't care who will win.
karposh e 1st world
rand is a joke, trump is a joke but I like his ideas, hillary is a c.uck who will ruin the world, carson is a literal meme, sanders is the second best candidate after trump, he will tax the rich a lot, which is needed in america where the rich jews control everything.
so this is the area to stay then? pretty gud prices m8
>sanders is the second best candidate after trump
Sanders' goal is to turn America into "reddit - The Country". Expect more White guilt and Muslim apologism if he gets elected.
>he will destabilise usa greece tier
I don't buy that sorry.
he's still pretty moderate by european standards.
totally unelectable though by american standards he's corbyn tier:
dae trump is a plant to get hillary elected?
>Sanders' goal is to turn America into "reddit - The Country". Expect more White guilt and Muslim apologism if he gets elected.
clinton sucks muslim dick
pa da vagda od chair se setaat, ne znaci deka ziveat
ne znam, porano rabotev okolu kozle u 2013, ne vidov sipec niednas
>dae trump is a plant to get hillary elected?
sounds relly unbelievable but you can never know how much deceit is at play in politics
>clinton sucks muslim dick
she did it for political reasons though
sanders will do it because hes a cuck
also like I said, more taxes for the rich is a must in US because the jews of the 1% control everything, trump is still better but bernie is second best
why i support sanders, and like I said, rest of the candidates (especially carson) are a literal joke
negro-police conflicts stop when negroes stop behaving like animals
Not necessarily desu, some of them look nice
middle class isnt the problem, middle class is the solution
in US the wealthy 1% control EVERYTHING and make absurd amounts of money compared to every one else, that is the problem, bernie is commie so he hates the 1%, thats what america needs, but like I said I still prefer Trump
in ex-yugo kosovo albos were too scared to move, my grandpa was telling me about some kosovo workers in kumanovo, they tried protesting couz the government wuz descriminating against muslims, based yugo police came and literally beat half of em to near death, some even died, afterwards they never protested again for 60 years.
I don't hate you
Motherland best land
I like your flag
I like your women
You're considered a balkan country?
I like Bucharest
Based kebab removers
surrounded by kebab
I don't care
>He literally has no power
Well why is he president then?
cмeшнa бeзвoлeвa пиoнкa кoятo e
>глaвнoкoмaндвaщ нa apмиятa
>нaзнaчaвa cлyжeбни и кaкви ли нe пpaвитeлcтвa
>нaзнaчaвa peдицa виcoки дъpжaвни длъжнocти мaкap и чacт oт тях caмo фopмaлнo
> пaтpoн нa хилядa eднa пceвдo хyмaнитapни идиoтии кaтo бългapcкaтa кoлeдa
>paздaвa мeдaли и зacлyги кaтo oфицepcкo звaниe нa лили ивaнoвa(пъpвaнoв ги пpaвeшe cъщитe нoмepa)
clinton rallies = cu.cks, muslims and goatfuckers in general
sanders rallies = niggers
trump rallies = white anglosaxton, germanic, celtic and slavic americans, the people who made that shithole great
just google trump foreign policy, if you are not retarded you will agree with it, the guy is based, but i dont think he has a chance since hes a meme, bernie has a chance tho
>I know everything about every POSSIBLE candidate for the US presidential election
I tend to think of English girls as skinny/lean... I've yet to visit Britain though. Considering it some time this summer.
>be the EU ambassador to Macedonia
>be an EU sent mediator to Macedonia
>get threats and have to raise their security level
holy crap we've reached nigger tier
wait, was the BTFO moldovan so butthurt he actually started a riot?!
what, did the belarusians refuse to send aid trucks or smth?
who are the protesters and are they EU or Russia cucked
when they officially start the presidential race I might start following who is for what
until then I don't give a shit about their electoral insanity
are people from here as bad as everyone says they are
-6 here this morning :|
(should have seen the weather these guys were posting yesterday tho I guess at least they have snow..)
still it's not a bad call for somebody to visit, london is one of the best cities in the world and we have a shit load more to see. just not the best to live
I'm being a bit harsh but honestly this is not a good country for attractive women.
>london is one of the best cities in the world
if you want to invest in property or look after other peoples' money sure but actually to visit there to look at stuff?
Pros: World's best museums, every kind of restaurant you can imagine
Cons: Cost of living, grimness in most areas, cost of living, all those foreigners, cost of living, no-one ever smiles, cost of living
>be a poor arab subhuman
>pic related happens
>get $$$ falling from the sky
>start eating burger diet yet do no work at all
Saudis are rich as fuck and (as a result) usually well educated - thus most of them work very comfy jobs and careers with little manual labor involved. Factor this in with the fact that ME women tend to balloon like crazy (even worse than Hispanic women) once they have kids and you have a recipe for widespread obesity.
yeah I think it has a great vibe. I'm biased because I live here perhaps. cost of living is literally the only con I see on that list. also he lives in sweden so can def afford. anyway you were probably right about
>This is a thread for people from the balkans, baka
Maybe I should stop posting. Best general on int tho
Nah UK is balkan too.
>yeah I think it has a great vibe.
I actually find it pretty soulless, compared to most UK towns (I haven't been north much so I'm basing it off southern stuff) and cities like Edinburgh and Manchester
japs are the only acceptable asian girls desu
also > short hair
i have two russian great grandparents, 100% slav here
nigga you do realize joan d'arc literally looked like a man
how do you think she pulled off pretending to be a man for so long.. ?
>We are ugly don't come for our wimmenz
Top tier propaganda
On the same level as America and Mexico. That's pretty bad actually...
Muslim women are often not allowed to leave the house without a male companion. Sitting at home all day tend to lead to obesity...
You are not going to believe this but there were fags here that told me she's 5/10 and being generous at that.
Tu habites ou?
West End is soulless. East is a lot of fun. Camdens great etc. London is just a load of villages that have merged together over the centuries so you need to know where to go and different ends have different vibes. Manny is pretty cool agreed. Down south the only two cities I really like are Brighton and Bristol (not really South) -- I don't think I would live anywhere else apart from London tbqh.
>In 2014 policy speech, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu expressed support for an independent Kurdistan. He praised their “political commitment and political moderation,” and said the Kurdish people were “worthy of their own political independence.”
>our cousins will finally bring turkey into a civil war
its retarded as shit by something for her not for you
yogapants can be in any other day
Don't be too hard on Maisie though. Growing up with FAS can be hard.
it's like pottery
>morinya / morinyata
>nya nya nya
propaganda is a hell of a drug. is the new PM pro-russian or pro-EU -- I know they've been struggling with this dilemma for awhile..
Semi-related: Out of Albania, Montenegro and Macedonia (disregarding Serbia here as I gather they're pretty pro-Rus) who's likely to be the next EU memberstate?
Serbia. They are the only ones who received an invitation to begin the accession process. Not sure what is happening with Montenegro, they became a NATO member recently, amirite?