Reminder that ugly tomboys belong in the bin.
what does death feel like is it warm and comfy?
Japanese hackers please rip the Kyary model so I can enhance my derangement.
My life is going nowhere, I'm considering doing something in the army. I'm 28 and 33 seems to be the cut off age for most of the jobs so it doesn't seem too late. Anyone have any insights into this? Is it a good idea and what sort of position should I apply for?
>there will never be an official addicted to memes
Cuck my life into pieces, this is my last pay stub
>had a job interview today
>broken sleep, woke up at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep
>instantly shitting myself about the interview
>belly was in so many knots it was physically hurting
>punched myself in the face a few times
>had a smoke
>try to sit down, can't
>had another smoke
>try to sit down and calm down again, can't
>do another smoke
>start retching and almost throw up
>fuck off the interview and stay at home
>start feeling guilty and angry at myself, punch myself and a few walls, fucked yo my hand
>browse /brit/ for the rest of the day
How was your day, lads?
>But the committee referred to the conclusion of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs (ACMD) that the misuse of poppers was "not seen to be capable of having harmful effects sufficient to constitute a societal problem".
neither does half the shite you've got banned you clueless cunts
learn to hate the object of your obsession for corrupting your mind and draining it of vital energy. if you can't have her why should anyone else?
>normies accused you of being "evil" and a "satanist" in secondary school
>20 asda donuts for £1
it's gonna be a good night tonight lads
Hello, my name is [my name]
I like anime and video games, I don't go out much so if you're an antisocial loser like me, you could be my first gf haha
Get about 3 matches per day haha
fair do's. would possibly go myself but not overall fussed as modern jap culture genuinely does my braincase in tbvfwymd (acronymn for the phrase "to be very frank with you my dear")
>2 austrians post at the exact same second
HALLO MEIN FREUNDE!
If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
how can southerners say the north is full of pakis? It so obviously isn't. Then in the same breath they talk about how shit the North is, then why would pakis move here if it was shit? Surely they'd move to the south where the streets are apparently lined with gold.
>girls wank to this
What do you lads think of the new haircut?
>reckon i could knock you out in one dig, rat boy
*walks into the chipper*
whatll it be matey o?
>tfw it isn't even me, just some random lad
>tfw he gets infinitely more praise than I would
>tfw I am a virgin
>can I have some music recommendations that are not edgy americrap
>Can't wait till the world economy goes tits up and all the middle class Tory wankers lose all their money
The middle class did nothing wrong.
The middle class is the only thing bridging the gap between peasants and the elite.
The elite want to eradicate the middle class. The middle class wasn't planned and they want it gone.
>The elite want to eradicate the middle class. The middle class wasn't planned and they want it gone.
filtering namefags only gives them more attention FFS TOO DISTRACTING AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I would welcome a news channel that has a right wing bias for once.
Although personally I would rather one with no bias, the BBC was supposed to be that but lefties have to ruin everything they touch.
>I would welcome a news channel that has a right wing bias for once.
>Although personally I would rather one with no bias, the BBC was supposed to be that but lefties have to ruin everything they touch.
'ere 'ere luv, 'av some pork scratchings for these gets, m8
Rate my tinder bio lads
>6'1 Englishman. Likes traveling, learning languages and art. Strictly casual.
>20 y/o NEET kissless virgin, never had. gf
>dropped out of college
>smoke weed every day
>smoke a pack a day
>wank about 5 times a day
>cut/burn scars all over my left arm
>isolated almost every day
haha, what am I like?
hello i am here
why is everyone on dating apps such a normie
you can't talk about anything in depth they just want to scratch the surface and meet to fuck
you can still play it on xbox one in glorious 60fps on MCC pham
FUCKING GOD YEAH RAM IT IN THERE OH FUCK
>why is everyone on dating apps such a normie
>you can't talk about anything in depth they just want to scratch the surface and meet to fuck
what do you think humans are? there is nothing divine about us. we are animals, shit converting machines.
>Lives inside a literal whale
How do the Welsh do it lads?
oh god please don't stop DON'T STOP CUM IN ME OHHHHHHHHHH
The UK is "on track" to have its own American football franchise within six years, says NFL spokesman Mark Waller.
HAHAHAHAHA PLEASE LET ME USE MY CLITTY WHILE YOU FUCK MY ASS DADDY
>in a lecture
*reach in to my bag and grab a particular finance-related salmon colored broadsheet*
*noisily open it and spread it*
*professor turns around*
>Anon, put that away, we're in class
*lower my paper*
*give him the "you've got a pleb job because you didn't even invest in gold" glare*
>O-ok a-anon, c-carry on
*reraise my paper and continue looking at futures*
>people still play video games that are more than 15 years old
I really don't get it, why play a shitty 2d game in 2016? A can find you a fucking flash game that has more gameplay and a better story than some old as fuck game made in the 90s. Is it because of nostalgia goggles?
Independent school Brighton College has scrapped its traditional uniform rules to accommodate transgender pupils.
The school is introducing a "trouser uniform" and a "skirt uniform" that can be worn by pupils up to age 16, regardless of their biological gender.
Why is everyone obsessed with mario 64 suddenly? There are millions of threads on /v/ about it.
>mfw they claimed 1 in 3 Brits were NFl fans
>mfw they think attendance at Wemlbey matches mean all Brits love american football
>mfw half the matches are shown on channel 4 and the other half on more 4
>mfw they think it will do well
>Do we just become a passive nation taking things in?
yea for the most part
desu he economy basically becomes just a system of shifting money about through retail and service works from the rich financiers who functionally import capital (again just moving capital around on a global scale, rather than creating wealth through production)
It won't change anything, lads aren't going to suddenly start wearing skirts. It's just to accommodate like the 1 transgender kid and the girls who don't feel comfortable wearing skirts.
>Why is everyone obsessed with mario 64 suddenly?
I'm not sure, I don't use /v/ really but just have been playing a lot recently because I got a new controller for Christmas since my old one had a broken joystick for a long time and it made SM64 impossible to play
lads i know how to fix the voting system
from 18-25 you get half a vote
from 23+ you get a full vote
scroungers get no vote
don't even need to introduce restrictions against immigrants, this will prevent silly students and greedy freeloaders from voting for labour, greens and lib dumbs and gradually the supposedly right wing parties will actually go back to the right once they realise they don't need to appeal to air-headed socialists to win. people are too naive and idealistic to vote with their brains until they have a job, so don't deserve a full vote until they've left education and found one. most will have done this by the time they're 23, and everyone else will have matured enough to be sensible with their vote by that age anyway.
>tfw quite a few of my mates are generally left leaning
>i make an anti-Trump joke
>get easy laughs from them which are basically irl (You)s
GIVE ME CUMMIES
GIVE ME CUMMIES DADDY
FUCK ME BLOODY HOLE AND GIVE ME THE CUMMIES LAD DAD OHHHHOOHOOHOOHHHOOOH CREAM ME ONE GOOD
what about the léine uniform?
i feel triggered by their refusal to accomodate irish culture
>muh rape and death threats
lads can someone reply to me with some rape and death threats, i'm irish so i'm a professional victim already but i need more
sorry mate, had to tell the police
cant remember what its called but theres some sort of protection you have against retaliation for being a whistleblower
oh its this
Started exercising and eating better around about september
I look bloody god in the mirror. Full six pack nicely cut
Yet I feel like shit and am hungry all the time
also feel guilty every time I eat
cardio every fucking day for punishment
fucking horrendous way to live lads ngl
exactly, the lower the value of the young vote the less power meme parties have, eventually everyone becomes at least somewhat interested in politics anyway regardless of their opinions when they're younger, by this age they're usually sensible enough to actually give it some thought rather than voting for whoever looks best on paper
Giving them an operation actually stops the "bacteria" from growing. Just telling them to deal with it isn't going to hell them, and it'll be far more damaging. You can't reverse gender dysphoria with therapy. It's either an operation so they can be happy or ignore them and let them be mentally tortured until they kill themselves.
>they claimed 1 in 3 Brits were NFl fans