>something that will put you on the right path
You've never been to the job centre have you.
You sit in a room with a pack of thalidomide lookalikes, get called over to a desk for someone to look at you like you're a piece of dog turd and then leave. That's literally it.
Skipping uni tutorial tomorrow to shag the paki lads
G E T
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What the fuck is it with fedoras and neckbeards?
and yeah what the other dude said
why is there so much security at the jobcentre? i almost got raped by a big black man when i tried to walk upstairs without explaining why
Are there any images or memes from 4chan that you'll think about randomly and laugh about it?
This image does it for me.
if i'm feeling adventurous i might ask her to say /brit/ memes while i'm fucking her and record it
>I wouldn't be, but then again, I am far more intelligent and mature than any of my peers.
got a 'smug' anime girl folder and a 'snug' anime girl folder
it's fine as long as you acknowledge that you are significantly older
if you're hanging out with 18 year olds constantly they will probably think you are a bit weird, but if you just hang out with them occaisionally but also do your own thing a lot it will be fine
>buying condoms at the self service checkouts in tescos and hoping the machine doesn't fuck up so the woman comes over to fix it and sees you buying condoms
wheres the ayano folder
nah just acknowledge the difference. don't try to act like you're their age, and don't try to make out like you're older all the time by like comparing where you were at years in your life and shit.
Azusa is kind of alright I guess
At least she stole all the screentime from Mio.
I want to absolutely smash this arse
I want to smash it so fucking hard I rip her in two, then I'll turn her around and fuck her cunt so hard I smash her in four, then I'll fucking fuck her mouth so hard I smash her by the power of 10.
Don't even get me started on her cute earlobes and feet, god damn I'd cum so hard down her earlobes, my sperm would invade her brain and take control, she'd be my sex slave and I'd spend the next eternity filling her cute little body up with my willy juices.
>tfw genuinely don't know how to use the self service thing
Some of these people would be alright if they dropped the fedoras and maybe I don't know lost the brony t-shirts and get some fucking fashion sense
what the hell is wrong with people damn
>Actually disliking any of the keions
Kill yourself you fucking inbred ape
the jobcentre is actually terrible, last time i went the normal person wasn;t there, got some weird woman
she acted as if i was 12 and then when i asked her questions she just looked at me blankly then carried on with something else
It's awful and the people don't give a shit about you.
Also my one was full of chavs, one got booted out for stinking of weed when I was there once.
But Mio is still shit.
I mean not even her doujins are good.
Deport all muslims
Kill all """students"""" doing completely unproductive degrees
Kill Nandos wankers
Kill all those that intend to never get a job
Kill all druggies
2 child policy for the productive remainder of the population
Tight but fair immigration policy for worldwide immigrants
10% flat tax rate
Overhaul public services to ensure all middle-management wastefulness is cut out
Basic income rate to ensure everyone is above the poverty line (which will now be much higher)
Profit like heck
Maybe I got lucky with my job centre
My person calls me hun and likes me because I'm easy to deal with and we have a bit of small talk while she's giving me another appointment
I got referred to A4E which was useless and shit and it turned out the boss of it was conning the government, and the woman there was quite fat but had giant chebs and she'd end her emails to me with sweetie with smiley faces and stuff.
Should have shagged her desu
i don't know if true ritsulad is here but i'd like to say i appreciate his posts
This is my covenant, which ye shall keep,, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
Poleaboo is watching the show on C4 about American child sexual offenders in prison
Something about a serial killer in Greater Manchester is on after that (80 bodies found in the canals in the last 6 years)
even as a joke why would someone spend time writing that shit
> Manlets literally trying to justify being manlets
Literally kill yourself.
I know plenty of girls that are that height.
Unless you're a qt sissyboi then you best be at least 6'
>This is the first time the UK has discriminated against low-earners. £35k is an unreasonably high threshold. The UK will lose thousands of skilled workers.
If they're skilled why are they earning under 35k?
I will end you
the government doesn't take these petitions seriously though, they debate them in westminster hall for a few hours then forget all about it
i've never heard one of these slags listen to a good song
>Thinking women can guess height by looking
>Thinking they don't want 5'10 lads
>Thinking they want a big clumsy oaf as a boyfriend
>SNPs financial plan relied on "scotland's oil" being worth $100 a barrel
>Selling for $38 on the open market right now
Stop watching porn.
You are releasing hormones and tricking your brain into giving it pleasure by watching another man fuck a woman.
This leads to tendencies of cuckoldry as well as increased chance of premature ejaculation.
Not to mention it is a sin.
Be glad I missed most of the show about sex offenders in America
Actually, think I'm going to watch it on +1
The Manchester serial killer show is dull, must be why it's on this late
Contaminate the body with lots of germs, fucking up the forensic analysis
my earphones are fucked lads
>>Breeding my fish
>>Female fish releases pheromones that it wants to mate
>>Proceeds to swim away from all the males that try to fuck it.
>Animals, so like us...
In a similar vein to Match of the Day, I will start a weekly YouTube series called Thread of the Day, where once a week, I will post a video of myself reviewing highlights of the best threads on /brit/ throughout the week.
What do you think? Too autistic?
>tfw can't take anything seriously any more thanks to /brit/
>be in work
>be in a meeting
>someones gives a shit idea
>"wew lad thats great idea" *tearful laughing face and ok sign*
>entire room goes silent
>realise i'm not on /brit/
wat do lads
>Diesel and Petrol is now the same price
>Diesel isn't cheaper
This shit doesn't make sense, diesel it just the rubbish left over from the cracking process, it can't be used as anything apart from diesel engines.
What does that have to do with anything?
Diesel is still a more unrefined product compared to petrol so should be worth less money.
Before the invention of diesel engines it was just discarded.