/brit/

have you heard of ian hislop?

and i missed the fucking thread fuck
>>53843119

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>I post anime on /int/

>>53843127
yes i like ian hislop

Who /jobcentretomorrow/ here?

>>53843150
is he a queer?

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>I post on /int/

IMPORTANT POLL RIGHT HERE

http://strawpoll.me/6588012
http://strawpoll.me/6588012

>>53843128
>metal grinder
disappointed
the cheap plastic ones are so much better
>>53843127
no, only shaka hislop

>>53843147
>Wah wah my life is meaningless
>Have to go to the job centre tomorrow
>Literally moaning about something that will put you on the right path
What do you actually want then?

>>53843164
no

>>53843149
Who is this jism prison?

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;_;

>>53843207
yer da

Can any students tell me if the younger people are weirded out by older students?

I'm thinking about going to uni after the navy

>>53843153
What's a job center?

>>53843226
miss sershposting a LOT desu

>>53843196
>something that will put you on the right path

You've never been to the job centre have you.

You sit in a room with a pack of thalidomide lookalikes, get called over to a desk for someone to look at you like you're a piece of dog turd and then leave. That's literally it.

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Skipping uni tutorial tomorrow to shag the paki lads

G E T
H Y P E

maisie

>>53843241
I wouldn't be, but then again, I am far more intelligent and mature than any of my peers.

>>53843226

shes qt until you hear her voice. fucking atrocious

>>53843241
how old, i lived with a guy like 4 years older and it was nothing desu

>>53843191
Where's the nothing option

I don't eat anything at work

>>53843241
yes a lot

there is this 70 year old granny in our lectures and nobody speaks to her because what the fuck would you even say toa 70 year old granny

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>>53843177
What the fuck is it with fedoras and neckbeards?

>>53843276
very good lad
very jealous
>tfw no angry muslim dad to cuck

>>53843194
it was quite cheap i think
can't remember

>>53843276
good lad
post pics

>>53843196
the end

and yeah what the other dude said

why is there so much security at the jobcentre? i almost got raped by a big black man when i tried to walk upstairs without explaining why

>>53843276
goodluck lad

put your willy in her and cum

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>>53843094
RITSU
I
T
S
U

>>53843301
>>53843317

27

Even fucking buzzfeed comments are fucking bored of this "everything is racist" narrative. (Regarding the Oscar shit)

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Are there any images or memes from 4chan that you'll think about randomly and laugh about it?

This image does it for me.

>>53843241
>going to the uni after navy
literally why
you'll be able to walk into a decent job 2bh
what do you do in the navy?

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>>53843276
>no muslim gf

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>>53843344
Azusa.

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>>53843324
>>53843334
http://imgur.com/a/tO6EX

>>53843339
if i'm feeling adventurous i might ask her to say /brit/ memes while i'm fucking her and record it

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>I wouldn't be, but then again, I am far more intelligent and mature than any of my peers.

>>53843378

Someone needs to tell them that nig nogs just can't act. That's why they don't get nominated.

>>53843304
Why/How?

I can't focus if i'm starving 2bh. Plus would have to eat an uncomfortable amount at dinner/breakfast to get the necessary calories in.

>>53843258
I have, I went in and said
>I'm on a break from university and need a job, who do I talk to?
They handed me a jobseekers allowance form and stared at me until I left.

>>53843389
Weapons engineer

Want to be a police officer, but you need a degree

>>53843401
Fucking FINALLY

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got a 'smug' anime girl folder and a 'snug' anime girl folder

>>53843241
it's fine as long as you acknowledge that you are significantly older

if you're hanging out with 18 year olds constantly they will probably think you are a bit weird, but if you just hang out with them occaisionally but also do your own thing a lot it will be fine

>>53843364
you'll be fine

New Fort Romeau is good desu

https://soundcloud.com/fortromeau/secrets-lies

>>53843394
azusa

>>53843196
>jobcentre
>put you on the right path

TIP TOP KEK

>>53843449
>not categorizing your anime girls according to series

>>53843449
What if an anime girl is both snug AND smug

>>53843380
What an unusual body

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>buying condoms at the self service checkouts in tescos and hoping the machine doesn't fuck up so the woman comes over to fix it and sees you buying condoms

>>53843395
>those hips
woah

>>53843147
>>53843427

>the job centre
>finding you a job
>putting you on the right path
kek and a half

>>53843276
Missing a comma?

>>53843440

why do you want to be a policeman?

>>53843509
I went through this dilemma only a month ago

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>>53843476
Azusa

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>>53843449
wheres the ayano folder

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>>53843528

BAE lad, what did you put for the reason you want to work for them? "because you pay well" doesn't go down right

>>53843543
This better not become a meme...

>>53843558
azuuunyaaan

>>53843241
nah just acknowledge the difference. don't try to act like you're their age, and don't try to make out like you're older all the time by like comparing where you were at years in your life and shit.

>>53843395
thats a man baby

>>53843491
thats just crazy talk

>>53843395
>adultwork
ah yes very impressive good to see you're not a normie

>>53843509
>going to shag a prossie
>buys condoms
you do realise she will provide them haha
>>53843440
FUCK THE BOYDEM

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>>53843394
Azusa is kind of alright I guess
At least she stole all the screentime from Mio.

>>53843555
i hate black people

>>53843555
Seems interesting

>>53843549

3 is a major qt. less said about the other two the better

>>53843549
>showing your tummy

Sign of a slag desu

>>53843607
she isn't a true hooker m8 she does shit rarely so she doesn't have them

>>53843589
I enjoy [whatever it is you're applying for]

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I want to absolutely smash this arse

I want to smash it so fucking hard I rip her in two, then I'll turn her around and fuck her cunt so hard I smash her in four, then I'll fucking fuck her mouth so hard I smash her by the power of 10.

Don't even get me started on her cute earlobes and feet, god damn I'd cum so hard down her earlobes, my sperm would invade her brain and take control, she'd be my sex slave and I'd spend the next eternity filling her cute little body up with my willy juices.

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>grime

embarrassing

Fucks sake this lass keeps texting me saying her flatmates are out
SHUT UP
I don't fucking care about your flatmates Elaine

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>>53843509
>tfw genuinely don't know how to use the self service thing

>>53843320
Some of these people would be alright if they dropped the fedoras and maybe I don't know lost the brony t-shirts and get some fucking fashion sense

what the hell is wrong with people damn

How British are you?

>>53843549
3>>>>>>>>>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

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>>53843594
あずにゃーーーん

>>53843619
>Actually disliking any of the keions
Kill yourself you fucking inbred ape

>>53843691
5

>>53843440
Since when do you need a degree to be a police man? They take military people pretty readily.

Plan for tomorrow
>wake up and if I don't feel like shit go for a bike ride
>if I feel like shit stay at home monging around

I'd say there's a 75% chance of the latter.

>>53843645
>hooker
FOY
link her profile
>>53843691
bloodwise: half english half irish
so fully british haha

>>53843691
I run and lift while listening to marches and God save the Queen

>>53843556
>>53843509
ah yes because you wouldn't want a woman to know you're sexually active

>>53843691
so british i shit the queen

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my new tinder profile pic

>>53843677
Most of them are yanks tbf, and yanks have no shame and don't give a fuck so their autists are autistic in public.

If you're autistic here you get bullied.

>>53843591
It isn't, prepare to be surrounded by the lowest plebs while being forced to do more pointless busy work than you ever had to do at school.

>>53843177
bet you do;)

>People are actually embarrassed by buying condoms
Why?

>>53843750
times new roman

the jobcentre is actually terrible, last time i went the normal person wasn;t there, got some weird woman

she acted as if i was 12 and then when i asked her questions she just looked at me blankly then carried on with something else

>>53843750
*swipes left*
sorry i want a boy who is more than just his body~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs0oT4m0umc

>>53843750
>putting photos of your bathroom on tinder
>thinking this will impress girls

Women are just memes fuck it I'm going asexual

>>53843721
hooker sounds better than prozzie lad

not going to link her though, don't want twats here messaging her saying i've been posting about her on 4chan

>>53843796
you are a worthless human being

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>>53843796
It's awful and the people don't give a shit about you.

Also my one was full of chavs, one got booted out for stinking of weed when I was there once.

>>53843691

reluctant brit desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOSukSWkApk

me having a chat

https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int
NO CANADIANS ALLOWED

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Rate my new haircut

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>>53843704
But Mio is still shit.
I mean not even her doujins are good.

I don't want JSA any more, can I just stop going to the job centre? Or will they fug me up?

>>53843873
rasheed

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>>53843863
i know

>>53843691
what did he mean by this?

>>53843691
half British pal

>>53843902
>50s American motorcycle gang gone wrong/10

>>53843908
what is the best k-on doujin?

Business idea:

Deport all muslims
Kill all """students"""" doing completely unproductive degrees
Kill Nandos wankers
Kill all those that intend to never get a job
Kill all druggies
2 child policy for the productive remainder of the population
Tight but fair immigration policy for worldwide immigrants
10% flat tax rate
Overhaul public services to ensure all middle-management wastefulness is cut out
Basic income rate to ensure everyone is above the poverty line (which will now be much higher)
???????
Profit like heck

>>53843889
reformat yourself

>>53843866
>>53843923
Maybe I got lucky with my job centre

My person calls me hun and likes me because I'm easy to deal with and we have a bit of small talk while she's giving me another appointment

>>53843923
not sure t.bh. When I went off it due to getting a job I had to go back in to 'sign off' lol

dude shut the fuck up im not a werewolf
yes you are
*shoots*
woooooooooooooooooow

>>53843691
English, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish

Can't get any more British than me

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

>>53843923
sign off
if you just stop going and they have to stop it, it will fuck you up in the future if you need to claim again

>>53843395
very jealous 2bh

>>53844000
I got referred to A4E which was useless and shit and it turned out the boss of it was conning the government, and the woman there was quite fat but had giant chebs and she'd end her emails to me with sweetie with smiley faces and stuff.

Should have shagged her desu

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>>53843967

>a seven act play about a KV losing his virginity
http://imgur.com/a/fpfty

I can't believe this

>>53843967
>10% flat tax
>basic income

maths isn't your strong point is it

>>53844043
who's that then?

>>53843967
no because the vast majority of those remaining will rebel

you've likely killed off significant numbers of their families and friends

>>53844000
Lad, lad. You're thinking with your dick.

>>53843889
is that a tranny in the red at like 0 to 3 seconds in?

>>53844053
what did he mean by this

>>53844037
hey..dude you're supposed to protect him

who?

the guy you keep hitting. youre supposed to protect him, not kill him. fucking retard.

6'1" is the PERFECT height

t. A girl

>>53844130
who am i supposed to protect?

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i don't know if true ritsulad is here but i'd like to say i appreciate his posts

>>53844043
This is my covenant, which ye shall keep,, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.

And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.

>>53844062
>not using Tomorrow
enjoy your melted retinas

>>53844151
gosh anon!

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>>53843691

>>53843691
My name is unironically Bertrand

Very.

an anti-poverty movement without the principle of being anti-capitalist is a joke. an unfunny joke.

>>53844144
6'4 is the optimal height mr manlet
t. even taller than that

>>53844073

impressed desu. I have trouble writing over 200 word about anything most of the time.

>>53844144
Nice try, manlet.

t. 6'2" M.R.

>>53843207

>jism prison

extremely top meme my friend

literally cannot stop spouting memes lol

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>Hello, I am Bertrand

Poleaboo is watching the show on C4 about American child sexual offenders in prison

Something about a serial killer in Greater Manchester is on after that (80 bodies found in the canals in the last 6 years)

https://twitter.com/NerdbotChris/status/686354794223644672

5'10 is the optimal height, literally kill yourself if you're anything else.

>>53844073
I'm pretty sure that font isn't standard playscript font
>t. did drama in year 8

>>53844250
haha

awoo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

>>53844282

>tfw 5'10 with 6 inch penis

Feels good being the literal perfect male

just back from my first run of the year. not as bad as I was expecting

>>53844330
5'10 with 7 inches here

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>>53844306
awoo~

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>>53844073
even as a joke why would someone spend time writing that shit

5'11 MR here

kiss thy ring, plebs

>>53844346
what did he mean by this

>>53844282
>manlet
>optimal height
You lift and exclusively wear Tapout t-shirts don't you?

>>53844282
my mum is 5'10 you manlet hahahha
reminder that you are only able to secure females you are at least 3 inches taller than

>Scrap the £35k threshold for non-EU citizens settling in the UK

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/118060

>71k signatures

Why is Britain suck a lefty cuckfest?

>>53844330
>>53844356
Manlets

>>53844263

bet the serial killer is the bloke of eggheads

>>53844361
WAN

Things that make you a rasheed:

>being a paki
>expressing left-wing views
>being a nonce
>liking curry
>being english

Agree?

doing a post lads hahahah what am i like hahaha

>>53844397

Sorry m8 we can't hear you over the sound of our perfect penises

why do women complain about unattainable standards of beauty but continue to buy all those shitty magazines

>>53844282
>>53844330
>>53844356

> Manlets literally trying to justify being manlets
Literally kill yourself.
I know plenty of girls that are that height.
Unless you're a qt sissyboi then you best be at least 6'

5'11" height
10.5st weight
8" long, 6" girth penis

>>53844393
Because people who use e petitions, like yougov, are young uni students who are all SJWs.

>>53844398
https://twitter.com/dart_dad_

>>53844409
1/5 not bad

LITERALLY ALL the sexual offenders on the channel 4 show wear glasses

Fucking bizarre

>>53844330
t h i s ~ t b h
>>53844392
>having a tranny for a mum
Absolutely sickening

>>53844398
he killed himself recently

>>53844393
>This is the first time the UK has discriminated against low-earners. £35k is an unreasonably high threshold. The UK will lose thousands of skilled workers.

If they're skilled why are they earning under 35k?

If I told you to post anon would you *actually* do it? What if I dared you?

>>53844427
really? I only know a couple that height. most girls I know are around 5'5

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>>53844409
no

if you aren't a MINIMUM of 6' then just hang yourself
that's if you can reach lmao

>>53844445
>10.5 st

A breeze would knock you over

If you aren't at least 190lbs you're not a man

>>53844393
fuck off every relevant country in the world has MILLIONS of leftists

>>53844263

There is no serial killer pushing people in canals, that's fucking retarded. He would be the most efficient killer in history, not one person has survived one of his attacks.

>>53844489
are you white lad?

>>53844447
>ignoring when /brit/ was shilling petitions
Fuck off, rorke

>>53844505
>being fat
My BMI is literally perfect

>>53844505
alri chubby

>>53844488
Live in Scotland m8 they may have just been blokes you cant really tell them apart up here haha x

>>53844445
>10.5st

literally a child's weight lmao weakling, i'll kick sand in your face lol

>>53844130
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>>53844553

I will end you

>>53844532
What?

Rasheed

>>53844445

Eat a big mac for fucks sake lad

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>>53844393
the government doesn't take these petitions seriously though, they debate them in westminster hall for a few hours then forget all about it

>>53844525
ye

http://xhamster.com/cams/chat/joliejeanette

perfection

>>53844564
LITERALLY all me

>there are people over 6' in this thread who think they actually look attractive

pmsl you do know it's all sympathy right?

>>53844535
>>53844552
I have abs m8s

If you lfit and are under 190lbs you should kill yourself

>>53844564
what did he mean by this

>>53844513
>pushing
No, he could just be dumping bodies there

look at this stupid bitch
https://twitter.com/LexaRice1

>>53844564
appreciate the multiple (You)s

>>53844561
Ooooh never seen a Cornwall before.
Gonna add that to my autistic rag collection

>>53844564
Literally ALL me what am I like haha xox

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>>53844595
i've never heard one of these slags listen to a good song

if youre tall and skinny but have a big penis, youre an abomination and I will poke your eyes out if I ever find you

>>53844564
all me

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wew

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>6'+ lanklets
>Thinking women can guess height by looking
>Thinking they don't want 5'10 lads
>Thinking they want a big clumsy oaf as a boyfriend

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>SNPs financial plan relied on "scotland's oil" being worth $100 a barrel
>Selling for $38 on the open market right now

Stop watching porn.
It's degenerate.

You are releasing hormones and tricking your brain into giving it pleasure by watching another man fuck a woman.
This leads to tendencies of cuckoldry as well as increased chance of premature ejaculation.
Not to mention it is a sin.

http://xhamster.com/cams/chat/JenifferAndJohn

sexm

>>53844682
spoiler do not click

>>53844682
I thought "Danny" wasn't the truth anymore, isn't that the point of being transgender?

>>53844716
shut the fuck up nerd

Polaboo plans on watching a bit of the Manchester serial killer show, then the American football highlights (hates the sport, loves the production values) and then playing some vidya

>>53844661
literally describes me.

im not that tall though. 6 foot 3 inches

The taller you get, the smaller your willy looks in comparison

checkmate tallfags

>>53844738
>Polaboo plans on watching a bit of the Manchester serial killer show
me too because you said it good advertising

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>>53844738
what vidya

alri'

>>53844719
me on the left

>>53844738
>loves the production value
what does he mean by this?

>>53844716
Very good post (thumbs up emoji)

Doing a cost-benefit analysis of a wank

>>53844738
>A lunatic watching a show about another lunatic who murdered people
Well this can only end well...

Just realised that I won't drink from the tap in the bathroom but I will drink from the tap in the kitchen, even though they come from the exact same pipe

>>53844710
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/all-the-things-that-cost-more-than-a-barrel-of-oil-including-a-barrel-a6818786.html

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>>53844716

joliejeanette's moaning lids

>>53844766
Dunno, got a few more days of my PlayStation NOW trial

Probably Sonic

>>53844788
The show looks very "clean", shiny and pleasant

>>53844619

dumping it where it will definitely be found?

nah

>>53844815
>another
>implying

business idea: buy lots of oil and sell the barrels on for profit

>>53844619
they perform autopsies on them and everyone in that 80 have drowned with no other wounds lad

>>53844891
Terrible idea
We can't expect to make profit from that

>>53844815
Be glad I missed most of the show about sex offenders in America

Actually, think I'm going to watch it on +1

The Manchester serial killer show is dull, must be why it's on this late

>>53844849
Contaminate the body with lots of germs, fucking up the forensic analysis

>>53844445
6'6" height
15stone weight
8" long not sure about girth but very thick

business idea: bottle water and then sell them on for profit

https://chaturbate
.com/ceceseptember/

>>53844891
If you buy oil in bulk it wouldn't come in barrels lol, more of a unit of measurement at this point

how do i destroy the british economy?

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Have a big collection of deedee pics lads

*shakes bag*

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HOUSE OF FEELS

>>53844930
Stab me to death if you must, but leave my ribena alone please m8.

>>53844766
stop namefagging you little cunt

>>53844934
Would never work

>>53844953
by investing in it, heavily

>Breeding my fish
>Female fish releases pheromones that it wants to mate
>Proceeds to swim away from all the males that try to fuck it.

Animals, so like us...

>>53844953
you canny

>>53844953
You can't
Albion is so Perfidious even if you were to raze the whole country, it would rise from the ashes

business idea: leave the EU, send the poles home and import nuff pakis

you are sexy, you made me cum :)

very hot

why make jesus so womens

>black sex offenders play basketball
>white sex offenders play digimon

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>>53844942

>>53844953
By invading and annexing us

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my earphones are fucked lads

business idea: we print /brit/ memes on t-shirts and sell them to reddit

http://xhamster.com/cams/chat/joliejeanette

wtfi s this girl doing lmao

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>>53844942
>>53845072

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>>Breeding my fish
>>Female fish releases pheromones that it wants to mate
>>Proceeds to swim away from all the males that try to fuck it.
>Animals, so like us...

>>53844953
Making deals with China

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>>53844942
>>53845072
>>53845115

Gimmick idea:
In a similar vein to Match of the Day, I will start a weekly YouTube series called Thread of the Day, where once a week, I will post a video of myself reviewing highlights of the best threads on /brit/ throughout the week.

What do you think? Too autistic?

>>53845107
everytime she gets a tipp a vibrator goes off in her twat

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>>53844942
>>53845072
>>53845115
>>53845154

>>53845175
>And he responded with a blinding "le walking man" meme
Yeah might be a bit.

>>53845115
literally

>>53845154
all

>>53845191
me

>>53845240
no it isn't why would you make this post?

Learned the Russian alphabet desu

>>53845265
thanks for the (You)

trilobite

i'm gonna cut all my hair off so it grows back thicker

>>53845175
love it

>>53845175
do it, I'd loved to see how it'll turn out

>>53845175
quite autistic but i would definitely watch it

>>53845273
Not hard tbqh with you lad.

American football about to start

Business idea: Buy oil stock because it's gonna get more expensive eventually.

>>53845175
Yes, this is definitely a thing that you should do.

>>53845333
foy foy foy foy

>>53845175
>Literally exposing our secret website to the world
Rules 1 and 2 of this site, mate

>tfw can't take anything seriously any more thanks to /brit/

>be in work
>be in a meeting
>someones gives a shit idea
>"wew lad thats great idea" *tearful laughing face and ok sign*
>entire room goes silent
>realise i'm not on /brit/

wat do lads

>>53845316
I never said it was hard fucking cunt, don't reply to me again

anyone up for hide and seek?

>>53845429
Wow sorry m8, didn't realise you were working so hard at it.

>>53845397
He could make the videos unlisted and link them here

>>53845107
spam the comments with memes

>>53845397
you don't know shit m8

>>53845495
>making a video about /brit/ for /brit/
It's getting worse..

Literally licking my gfs clit right now haha what am I like x

>>53845401
jokerman

Back to watching the child sex offenders

Remembered that I don't enjoy American football

>>53845557
lol fuck off who made you head of this network

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>Diesel and Petrol is now the same price
>Diesel isn't cheaper

This shit doesn't make sense, diesel it just the rubbish left over from the cracking process, it can't be used as anything apart from diesel engines.

>>53845564
calibri

>>53845564
BETA
E
T
A

lads why is my piss cloudy

>>53845639
V I R G I N
I
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N

>>53845658
W O M A N
O
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>>53845607
Diesel engines are used in a lot of shit.

>>53845645
pls respond

gf is now licking my willy haha what am I like x

>guy found dead in water one month after going missing
>"wallet phone and passport were never found"

going out on a limb and saying they washed away during that month in the river

H E L L O

>>53845704
What does that have to do with anything?

Diesel is still a more unrefined product compared to petrol so should be worth less money.

Before the invention of diesel engines it was just discarded.