because it's cringy when diaspora act like they're patriots while being 3000km away from their country, I would prefer if they assimilate into the country they're parasiting of, honestly.
They return periodically, and they teach their children Bulgarian, for the thousandth time, only fyromian diaspora never return once when they've left your shit imaginary country.
yes and i dont give a fuck, 90% of diaspora, bulgarian too leaves because your country is a shithole, they "return" there like you return to an amusement park to laugh at the poor people from the "old country", you are so stupid
no one said if it's good or bad f they act like patriots, you retarded faggot.
We are saying there's big difference between uneducated plebean economical emigrants and people moving to another country.
But i guess that's hard to understand from a person living in a country with 2mil economical emigrants...
weren't you the faggot who was saying that people shouldn't leave their home countries lol? I'm 23 and have traveled ex-yu only pretty much, but I know how diaspora think and act
>he doesnt even get my rude joke, that everyone in macedonia is potential economical emigrant
now i understand you lad... we're cool, you can get back to your daily routines - squatting with your lads around a bottle of vodka
I could get either bulgarian or croat pasosh tomorrow if I wanted to and move to work in mcdonalds in germany for the parasite life but I don't want to tb.h, fuck that, would rather stay and try to improve my country and balkan in general
>counts as traveling
>would rather stay and try to improve my country and balkan in general
Good luck with that.
Who here /diaspora/?
>tfw I just want to go back home and eat some banitsa in muh cozy home
>tfw no tzatziki and banitza in a comfy bulgar home
not that guy, but >promote westernization
literally what? do you want to remain goatfuckers with turk mentality is what you're saying? I've said it before but, you can drop turk mentality and become european without being c.ucks (czech republic, hungary, poland as examples)
>tfw your winter supply of ajvar is down to 4 jars (2 of which are small)
Somebody fucking hold me. I don't know how long can I go on.
It's still months before spring tomatoes arrive at a purchasable price.
I feel really bad. I know you guys know this feel. If there is one thing that can unite us Balkanites it's our love for Ajvar.
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN LIVE THERE
You should try asking your grandparents.
Well it's them and albos (and some greeks) with the most diaspora posting in /balk/ for example. They're all over sweden, uk, canada, america. We only had one make diaspora poster from melbourne
5 euro per jar? Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you the same guy that's selling Albanian virgins? Your prices are whack.
I can buy commercial ajvar for less than that, you fucking Jew.
I have no idea. I was just looking at Novosibirsk the other day, thinking what a beautiful place it must be to live in
fucking hell, fuck that. I at least thought it would be a little milder seeing that it's south Siberia. Nope.
My mom and grandma did it. But my grandma died in november :((
So I'm helping my mom out now. It's devils work but it pays of.
You can finish your winter supply in 2-3 days. I mean it's not even hard, it's just boring.
You are aware those people are mostly coming to laugh at you, right?
and? don't give a fuck honestly, they still come and I have fun with tourist bros sometimes showing them around
would literally have disneyland as a capital than nothing at all being there
homemade > commercial bruv
but if you can find it buy Бaш Aјвap, top tier commercial ajvar
>tfw from the balkans to the kuril islands, peoples inhabiting the vast desolate shithole in between write in cyrillic
i can literally go thousands of miles and watch the sunset over the pacific, and be understood when i tell some chink to go and grab me a пивo
thank you based russia from spreading the ways of the slavs
Sorry to hear that m8. I think that's cool tho. My Dad used to grow a lot of veg but he died too. Keep it up, nothing beats dat homegrown. Never tried canning anything (not really part of our culture) but I see the appeal.. I'm a bit of a hippy when it comes to food.
I am gonna treat that as "moar".
>he is 19
>he is still learning to live with the voices in his head
Found it. I guess it's not a bad price for a big jar.
I mean it is after all Ajvar.
We don't grow our on. Both my parents work so no time for that but we do buy homegrown from local farmers.
Have you ever tried Ajvar?
he gets paid like 50k euros a month by the government to shut the fuck up unless he's saying what he's told to say
he attacks basically everyone except vucic, directing ultra nationalist votes towards him. seselj is vucic's little lapdog and that's it.
here have some traditional british snacks
i hear they're getting banned now because you'd never imagine whom it might offend
What about him? He seems like a player.
looks like butchered чвapки
I can hook u up with some homemade ones if you were closer
they sell those here too, they're called ciccioli
caloric as fuck though
yum. best washed down with one of these.
>tfw don't have the climate to grow bell peppers or enjoy a cold pilsner
wtf man, they look delicious
sometimes for breakfast I just eat pig fat smeared on bread with some sharena sol, its so tasty
i can't even begin to explain
he's an evil, manipulative fuck and a literal dictator
plus he's stupid as fuck. but the serbian people are even more stupid, so they fall for his shit.
he took the most primitive idiots in the country, the most moronic media houses and papers, gathered them around himself and that is his clique. and they control everything 100%
if you're against him, you won't be able to appear even in the smallest, regional tv stations with like <1k viewers
Ok, just finished Bal-can-can. Started out fun, but then it turned depressing, rape-y and murder-y halfway through, but still pretty cool and inspirational.
All in good balkan tradition, i guess.
the circle of life.
Freedom aint free
I fucking hate westerners, we were just fine waging war against eachothers and massacaring eachother, this """""""""""""democracy"""""""""""""""" is the worst thing that could happen to you.
This is peace that is literally scarier then war
he's chill, nowhere near gruevski dictatorship skillset
this is a manly man's beard
your example is a gay faggot's beard
Technically you should be able to make them in your kitchen. One or two jars. It's not complicated.
Although I'm not sure what it will taste like if you fry peppers on an electric stove.
Fire stove is where it's at.
dayuuuum, I have to convince my dad to buy a pig this spring.
1 single pig isn't that much hard work. We can fatten it, the two of us together, between his work and my lectures.
It's just pays off so much.
You get cvarke, fucking bacon, minced meat, grease and whatnot.
>walk by Romanian store today
>plenty of mamaligars with old BMWs always there
>one of them opens his car door and the door apparently has a light that shines the BMW logo on the ground
this is a new high for my Romabros here
looks good, what kind of meat is it?
Like a BBQ or a traditional wood-burning stove thing? Struggling to picture it. Peppers are great when they take on a smokey flavour tho
I had to google that.
How exactly do you eat that? Any special meal?
Just a traditional wood burning stove. Google Smederevac to get the picture.
>How exactly do you eat that?
You take the pig skin from the slightly roasted pig, you salt it, and then you eat it.
Nah, it's because brits are easily triggered everytime some country joins the EU(they did the same with Poles), and then they start with the populistic scaremongering("millions of bulgaromanians will come and take our jeubs!" and most HILARIOUSLY "30 MILLION ROMANIANS WILL LEECH OFF OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!". There aren't 30 mill romanians on the whole planet, btw.)
niggas we gotta meet up
i mean, sure, we're all autists, but at least we all like good food
we can go to my place in zlatibor, get shitfaced and eat cvarci, kajmak and prsuta
even if we all sperg out and the meetup turns to shit, at least we'll all have eaten good
zlatibor is the place of dried meat
>you are in a first world country
>you have internet access
>you have time because you are young
>you have knowledge of multiple languages
just get your shit together, get a hobby, try exercising, if you're a NEET you have nothing but time
>You take the pig skin from the slightly roasted pig, you salt it, and then you eat it.
Oh god this makes my tounge weat
I doubt that somehow. lol. UKIP voters buy into the fact that the EU is the cause of all evil and foreigners are coming to steal their jobs, peddled by our wonderful press. Thing is, most of the jobs are actually things that UKIP voters wouldn't want to do for a living. Anecdotal but I've not actually met any Romanians yet, just Roma. I gather Romanians prefer Italy as the culture and climate is more agreeable.
>tfw I wanna do this but I'll just end up getting drunk and beating up some make or serb
How do you even chew raw skin? I can't imagine it tasting spectacularly. It's skin and salt after all.
I would come in an instant. That would be such a fucking blast, autism included.
The more balkans come the merrier.
Apparently we have a little czechs and slovaks here. I've never actually met any.
>implying you wouldn't be outnumbered
>implying you would even start shit when we're all there to have fun and enjoy the nature and friendship
It's not really high class. Just about every child in Serbia visited there in organized school trips.
>How do you even chew raw skin?
With your teeth?
It's pretty tender after you are done with it. And a bit chewy.
>I can't imagine it tasting spectacularly.
It's pretty tasty.
>It's skin and salt after all.
And salo is just lard and salt.
at first, i was really skepical
i mean, it's overpriced and made in this place that looks like a fucking car factory
but it's pretty decent i guess, especially the sausages
though it doesn't even come close to the stuff the people from the area make themselves
there's a festival in mackat, though we missed the one this year, it was held around a week ago
i've always wanted to go there.
for example, people in belgrade buy prsuta that is literally black, and all chewy, and they think what they're eating isn't shit. mackat prsuta is red, soft, tender and just smoked a bit on the sides
>smack pig with hammer to knock it out (optional)
>stab it in the throat
>collect its blood
>burn until black
>clear black with knife
>burn until black again
>clear until completely white
NOOOOO 2 drunk for bead. Eating some fine blue chease.
These days I am mostly buying my dinners from the Serbian BBQ places in Sofia, but goddamn, that looks good.
Some macedonian would eat his nails, klime would talk about skopje and give the bulgarians a tug in the bathroom, I'd chill with my fellow tri prsta and shqip bro yelling at tourists
who eats more pork? serbs or bulgarians? i think serbs desu, more specifically republika srpska serbs, when i was there there wasnt a person that didnt eat a swine a month
>swine a month
what the fuck
are swines in serbia 2 kilograms?
you buy a little pig, raise it through out the year, feed it a lot so it becomes a big guy and kill it for the winter
it's enough to last your family for half a year
klime is autistic faggot, not even the guy you're replying to, but I admitted that and I still don't like klime, just a butthut provincija autist which spams THE SAME SHIT over and over again, its just autism, i dont even care about his opinions
no, it's just a really nice picture taken on a really nice day
and i don't even think it's zlatibor proper, it's a picture from some website about tourism is west serbia, which also includes zlatar, tara, lakes on the uvac river and the surroundings. that pic looks more like tara or somewhere around uvac
but in western serbia, you don't have mountains higher than 1600-1700 meters
zlatibor especially is more just comfy hills than mountain peaks
>just got it for 3d porn
is it at least actual people fucking in 3D or waifu moeshit
Inca mai crezi ca vine dracu sa te ia daca ii spui numele?
Curiozitatea este sanatoasa :DDDD
pure 3D wifus...2d wifus in 3d are not a reality at the moment. Sad if you ask me
>had pig 2 years back
>got emotionally attached to it
>gave birth to 7 piglets, each named after me and my cousins
>when I would let them out to graze, the mother would always lift her legs on this rock, just enough so her head would be above the wall of where she was kept, so she could watch over them
>every time I went to see her she would greet me like that
>dad did the deed
>slammed her with an axe right across the forehead
>slit her throat
>sold the young ones
>felt bad eating her meat but I know deep inside that's what she would have wanted of me
Rip Gili. First of her name.
sincer mi se pare ca are un pic mai multa aroma.
Daca vroiam sa o ard cu evitarea numelui, ziceam uciga-l crucea, nefartatul, aghiuţă, încornoratul, necuratul sau ceva.
my apartment is supposed to be done in march we used to have an entire house, but everywhere around my house people started selling their houses and land and the apartment buildings got built everywhere, so we sold as well since it all started looking like belgrade suburbs. now we're just waiting for the apartment to be ready.
the area around it isn't all that special because it isn't as peaceful and nice as it used to be with all the construction, but the great thing about it is that you can just get in a car and you've got mackat, tara, lakes on uvac, you can go to the drina river, you can even go to visegrad in bosnia. there are also a couple of great taverns in the area where you can eat and enjoy a nice view.
the town of zlatibor is meh and you get fed up with it after like a day
I had a flock of ducks that I had gotten attached to. I took care of them since they were ducklings, took them out of the courtyard to graze and swim in the nearby pond, dug a hole in the ground for them to swim in and relax and they started following me around like I was their mother.
Then, well, you know what happened. Duck meat's too delicious for my family.
used to be until some 20 days ago. now i'm just a virgin.
i made out with some girl and went down on her as well. she didn't blow me though, i didn't even undress, but i was happy enough with what i got
Handholdless virgin here. I can't even talk to women. I'm probably gonna die before I even touch one deliberately.
No, I said they were sold.
I guess. At least she had a good life, and ate good food. Not like the torture these commercial pigs have to go through.
I feel ya bro. I wanted to dig a hole for my pig as well. Pigs like swimming in mud, but gave up on it eventually.
A bit chewy. But her cvarci were godlike.
no :DD I went to normie as fuck party even tho I usually don't go to such things and fucked an almost-dead tier drunk but passable 6/10, while also being drunk, didnt kiss couz i felt like throwing up and so did she
barely got the condom on
... and came in 2 minutes
A man is trying to get into the gates of heaven. He was a philanthropist and devout Christian, and he isn't sure why he's being denied entry.
St Peter: Remember, God sees all.
Man: Then you know about the-
St Peter: Yep.
Man: And the-
St Peter: Yep.
Man: And that one time...
St Peter: Heh, we got that one on tape!
Man: But... but she was eighteen!
St Peter: Still a goat.
how does that even happen
you had sex with a girl without even kissing her?
to me it was the other way around. though i didn't have sex because i realized that i had no condoms. which took tons of self control, especially since i was nearly passed out drunk
> I know deep inside that's what she would have wanted of me
I don't quite think so to be honest lad
if i was klime I would not be telling stories but instead spamming the same fuckin' shit every thread, so nah
it was like a movie scenario, every one around us were a pair and only me and this girl who met that very night were left out, both drunk as fuck, was the most animalistic moment of my life, im glad i did it tho even if she made fun of me for cumming in 2mins, I carry condoms in back pocket in every party I go to, just in case...
virgin yes, kissless no, I've made out more times that I've fapped.
>i know deep inside that's what they would have wanted of me
God damn the balkans are cozy as fuck, I WANT BACK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE THESE FUCKING RETARDS ANYMORE
Man I know she felt at least some connection to me. She would have hated her meat to go to waste.
I hear ya cuz, the springs/early summers here are just magical.
old new year was like a week ago, its an excuse to get drunk, i didnt go to anything then, we only use the julian calendar for some orthodox holidays, like christmas, easter, and vodici with the cross fetching thing which was today
I have to deal with liberal autism every single day in this fucking city, I'm going insane anon, the moment I have myself enough to live off of for the rest of my life I'm moving back to the balkans and never leaving. Fuck the western world, it's full of autism.
I am however planning on visiting Trump rallies soon enough, so I got that going
>you will never behead chicken with your grandma again
>we only use the julian calendar for some orthodox holidays, like christmas, easter, and vodici with the cross fetching thing which was today
Hope we resolve the calendar thing during this year's synod.
did you hit on her first or was it the other way around?
in my case, i was just sitting on some couch nearly passed out, and the next thing i knew some girl was taking off my shirt
i almost got raped m8 ;_;
plus, being kissless was a part of my identity so now i don't even know who i am anymore
i already said we dont
we celebrate it with every one else
january 14 is "old new year" another holiday, mostly used to get drunk, its not a big deal
>tfw pastrmalija and tavche gravche are 100% macedonian
suck it balkans
my grandpa would use a plastic box kinda thing
>put the chicken head inside it
>cut the head off
>it starts moving inside splashing blood all over it
sometimes he lifted it just to scare me and the chicken would run headless
My sister bought 2 little chickens in Turkey. Month later we leave back to Belgium. Couple months later she gives a call to my grandmother to ask how the chickens are doing and my grandmother answers that they were very tasty. Stupid bitch was crying the whole day lol.
Oh if you like comfy, check this out.
Taken a month ago just 100m away from my house.
Because we're balkan niggers anon, we've harnessed the power of the balkans and are a now one with it.
i doubt any one still lives there except a couple of 90 year olds, our mountain villages are dead couz people move to bigger cities, sometimes they come back there as holiday resorts but das about it
nigga you can find images like that all over the Balkans