/balk/

Did s*rbshits in the albo capital of sk*pje threw the cross in the massive sewage full of shit which they like to call river Vardar, this year ?

Or albos didn't allowed them to celebrate kuffar holiday again ?

when will the s*rbomans learn

>>53834328
>klime
>celebrating vodinci on the serb date instead of with his bulgarian brothers
????

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>>53834328
Remove kebab, desu

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>>53834328

>and has been referred to as a "Jerusalem (of the Balkans)".[4][5]

>>53834328
Bиe днecкa ли хвъpлятe кpъcтa бe, cмoтльoвци?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7sZHfrLdI8

>americans in charge of being original

>>53834455
that guy is hot.

This video gives me a Yugo boner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfJiNPZ38kY

>>53834490
дa, cпopeд виcтинcкиoт кaлeндap

>>53834490

makkes retrieve several crosses every day. shqips throw them in the lake and makkes have to go fetch them lel

>>53834519
you do realize, that, that video is a LITERAL joke, right ?

>>53834519
>they wanted to go to space
god damn we should have built more serb skull pyramids

>>53834569
i saw the documentary, its not

>>53834630
only bulgarians are autistic enough to think yugoslavia represented serb interests

>>53834587
I could easily find a picture of a bunch of fugly macedonian girls

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>>53834328
return to the one true church, your false one is a heresy, your false one is an insult to God

Is this you Ireland

>>53834667

found the tatar who shoots cats, heck even his name is tatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEFzhxNSYM4

>>53834712
he's not irish, but he probably hasn't left his country either tbf

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>>53834437
BTFO
T
F
O

>>53834681
Fuck off s*rbshit, I bet you vote seselj too

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>mfw Klime probably celebrated Christmas on the S*rbshit date

>>53834744
pellet gun isn't the same as air rifle

>>53834777
>>53834826
>>53834841

greeks and turks BTFO

>>53834681
Why is the Fyromian Church even part of the Serbian Church, when Ohrid was traditionally the center of religious life there?

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>>53834744
>I was bored and i thought what would happen if i shoot a cat with my pellet gun and i was exited when i saw the cat making a front flip

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>>53834930
Janez bringing the truth to light

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>no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN7yUZ5FcGY&ab_channel=mousikofilos92

>>53834759
Hey londonfag, are you anglo, welsh, scottish?

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OC

>>53834913

mehmet always cracks me up

>>53834900
Oh no

>>53835010
He's Pajeet

LMAO IM FUCKING DEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbYN8u-VZm4

>>53834996
That's slovakia

>>53835012
how the fuck did spain and portugal do the reconquista when over half their population was muslim
did a handful of church loyal people just say convert or die?

>>53834744
kek, I had a childhood friend that made his own bow and used darts tips for his arrows. He used to hunt neighborhood cats with it.

>>53834904
serbian monasteries from middle ages and shit, who knows, I'm not a religious man and know nothing about church organization and rules

>>53835065
fuck :D

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>>53834678
I know that. Do you guys really look like this?

http://www.bridaltweet.com/profiles/blogs/macedonian-wedding-traditions-and-customs-how-to-find-a-qualified

>>53835124
too lightskinned

>>53835010
mix of english/scottish/irish (muh heritage) but def consider myself english as I grew up here.

>>53835124
those r gypsies, but hey at least macedonian girls dont smell like shit like albo ones, albanians here wipe their ass with their hands couz toilet paper is haram, they smell of shit 24/7 can't be near them without wanting to barf

>>53835124
Those look like Klime's gf sisters.

>>53834900
>Irish
>Human
kek your literally descendants from niggers and those of you that arent are Micks

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They look happy 2bh

>>53834328
>Ohrid : 365 churches, a church(saint) for every day of the year
I'm pretty sure that's not true, make.

>>53835335
it was once, now theres like 20-30 I think, mosques like 2-3, skopje theres around 50 churches, 20 mosques, in turk time skopje was LITTERED with mosques, like on the 100 denar bill, but then after liberation the based serbs destroyed most of em rofl

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>>53834328
>Ohrid : 365 churches
Yeah I bet that helped the Bulgarians who drowned in your swamp a lot.

>>53835217
Hello there American friend.

>>53835226
not true

>>53835335
i think it was 362 but it said something similar on wikitravel when i was on it earlier its a unesco site.

>>53835382
>liberation
>he considers getting conquered by the serbs a liberation

>>53835395
true, i can't be near the albo girls when I go near bitpazar aka shqippazar, makes me sick, so stop spreading ur propaganda degenerate

>>53835226
How do you know, did you wipe their asses?
It could be you smelling instead.

desu i love the balkans, i have had a certain fever ever since i started coming on /balk/.

thanks i guess, i hope i don't get stabbed when i visit in the future. Atleast now i know where and what to stay away from.

>>53835395
lol well haii. I can trace the scots side back to the 1600s as they were richfags. the english/irish you go back 2 generations and they were signing family documents with a 'X' lol

>>53835446
FUCK YOU TATAR TATAR STEAL MAKEDONIAN HISTORY YOU THIEVING GYPSY YELLOW SLANTY-EYED TATAR

>>53835469
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you? You're not joking?

>>53835404
It's a myth. A Macedonian bitch years ago told me they had a church for every day and I told her to check it on the internet and provide proofs and she couldn't prove it. She then started hating me, probably called me tatar behind my back. Cunt.

>>53835446
liberation from turks

>>53835491
self-hating albo told me

>>53835496
so which diaspora are you?

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>>53835259

wtf this looks like..

>>53835532
did you beat the shit out of her

>>53835496
Are you Sveniblerim?

>>53835525
no im not, albos smell like shit, at least the ones in skopje

>>53835590
Maybe you need to get washed once in a year.

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>>53835505

Daily reminder.

>>53835496
me 2 m8. cheap as fuck for us to visit, too. A €40 / day budget looks about right (serious.) only thing is I'm not a massive fan of the music :3

>>53835637
i shower every day and wipe with toilet paper because im not muslim

>>53835647
>makkes so desperate to look white that they'll post a fat manlet to prove that

>>53835647

macedonian one looks like a boipucci

the bulgarian one looks like a grumpy retiree iraq veteran

>>53835545
>>53835587
Im actually Italian.

second gen diaspora i guess


>>53835653
feel ya bro, slay some pussi for me.

>>53835714
>posting people according to their function is now ""desperate""

>>53835662
Then why do you smell like shit? Did you forget to brush your teeth?

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>>53835647
What is this supposed to prove?

Good evening /balk/

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>>53835714

1st for cuckov

>>53835774
i only smell shit when I walk near the albo sluts in shqippazar kek

>>53835843

good evening munir is wifi in the reffo camps fast

>>53835501
Based heritage desu senpai

>>53835821
>Bulgarian and Greek shitskins fraternizing

>>53835849
I know you can't talk to grills, but no need to shit your pants near them.

>>53835821
>both their noses
fugg

>>53835933

ahahahahahahahha good one m8

>>53835902
So is the new PM finally going to join Fyrom with the Serbian motherland?

Makedons, when will you take Acropolis from Greeks and build it in Skopje?

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>0:50 is asian in UK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOjG5usM_y4

>tfw I keep reading albo as abbo
kek

>>53835933
the only way i can tell they're girls is the hijab thanks to their inbred manfaces

>>53835964

he's just interim

that means he'll be doing rimjobs till he gets replaced by someone more grujo-like

>>53835888
Wouldnt know desu my region is rather free of them. Saves me from throwing around pork everywhere.

>>53835933
Hey you.

you are the first albanian poster i see here.

Can you post some music?

the fyromanian posted some but i think you have better.


also buddy, we were discussing something, what do muslim albanians think of christian albanians?

especially those muslim albanians in fyrom seem to be really angry towards christians.

>>53835933
good burn

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>>53835933
10/10

>>53835984
pretty gay desu. this is done by the same guys some years ago. based lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

>>53836029
>till he gets replaced by someone more grujo-like
Or, most likely, by grujo-actual, for his 11th term.

>>53836029
>that means he'll be doing rimjobs till he gets replaced by someone more grujo-like
Yeah, Gruyo himself lel.

>>53836012
>sluts
>hijab
Make up your mind.

>>53836041
What kind of music? Another albo posted a bunch of songs here.

>>53836129
>sluts can't wear hijab
rofl are you autistic?

>>53836129
uhm, i heard gold ag (he was shit) and some noizy (pretty good).

post music like noizy.


could you also answer my other question?

>you go to meet your gf father
>turns out it's boyko borisov
do you shit your pants?

>>53834328
Is it the Epiphany in old calendar? You have the priest throw the cross in the water and people go catch it too?

>>53836236
he look kinda silly idk

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>>53836129
>>53836170
>tfw no albo slut to cum on her hijab

>>53836091
i'm a fan of the kidulthood, adulthood series and grime desu "blud"

>>53836129
if a female doesn't wear hijab do you throw stones at her as soon as you see one? enlighten me oh great moslem

>>53836236

>ja.. ja sum bugarche obicham :3 nashte pirinski ze.. zeleni? tatar.. bugarin da se naricham.. vtora radost e za mene?

>>53836259
Yeah

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6JxPyEprX8Y

>>53836236
he seems like a good guy so meh

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>>53836236
He does have a daughter who is in the US, AFAIK.

>>53836304
Why do russians hate albos so much?

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>"So, what do you do son?"

>>53836269
>>53836333
he's in the mafia
he used to be a bodyguard for commie boss Todor Jivkov

>>53836390
yeah ik, but is he in the mafia? idk

>>53836390
eh ok he just doesn't look threatening at all

>>53836384

>ja sitpostvam i triggervam tatari u 4chan po cel den :3
>po nekojpAt sabiram denari za pametnici

>>53836384
>Sir, Boyko, sir! Today I shitposted on 4chan and I was rude to Russians and Fyromians, sir! Erdogan and Merkel OK, not Putin and Gruevski.

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>White and handsome as fuck Sultan next to copper-hunting gypsy Bulgar leader

Bulgars I love you but you deserve a better leader like our alpha Sultan. Even Gayreeks have a good looking guy in their office.

>>53836440
>but is he in the mafia
How can someone ask this question?
Ofc he is.

>>53836484

>good-looking is the same as efficient

a true alfa is alfa by actions, but ours has alfa looks also

>>53836484
>Tsipras
>good looking
you kidding?

>>53836295
safe blud. me too but never really seen it live. when I was younger it was pretty 'raw' (dangerous) + most of my mates weren't that into it. now it's white as fuck but i'm too old. feelsbadman. stormzy is playing exit and hideout tho so probably catch him this summer down your ways lol.

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>>53836454
>pussy inferiority complex greek trying to act tough again

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>>53836484
>copper-hunting gypsy Bulgar leader

>>53836585
*bulgar gorilla fuck my greek ass*

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>>53836484
You're just jealous because our Dear Leader had outdoor interests, such as gardening, football, and tines, while Erdogan sits in his dungeon and schemes all day.

>>53836295
dizzee boi showing the yanks how to rap on american radio yesterday, starts at about 2m:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3ubVpnGL-E

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>>53836585
ahahaha
>>53836484
>tsipras is good looking
nobody can reach the magnificence of the sultan

>>53836651
I am a straight white greek man who dislikes Bulgarians and their kin but I enjoyed this video.

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>>53836440
no :^)

>>53836629
>>53836484
desu boiko is white but he tans 24/7

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>>53836585
>>53836651

>>53836674
>tines
tennis*

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You're at an EU conference and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

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>>53836674

Erdoğan was pro footballer even Fenerbahçe made an offer for him.

>>53836674
>while Erdogan sits in his dungeon and schemes all day.
More like he licked his mother's feet.

>>53836199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93rC6AccBU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-nX-2ISqPQ

Muslims and christians are basically the same thing here and you can't even tell one from another. They get along quite well to the point that they celebrate each-other's feasts. Christians give painted eggs to muslims and muslims give the christians hashure. It's the only time of the year you can tell if your neighbors are christian or muslim if you haven't asked them.

>>53836304
You can see more sluts going naked in the streets rather than wearing a hijab, so no.

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>>53836484
>Erdogan
>weak
>skinny
>obviously low-test

>Boyko
>big
>strong
>high-test alpha male

q misla da oda do magazina ama vynka e sto gradusa pod minosa

>>53836761
I give him the middle finger

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>>53836761

cave his fooken face in lad

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>Boyko can literally beat the shit out of any current leader IN THE WORLD

>>53836936
бaтeнцe, нyжнo e дa имaш хpaнa, вoдa, и aлкoхoл зa минимyм тpи дни пo вcякo вpeмe нa гoдинaтa

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>tfw autistic Greeklet leader nervous in front of Sultan Erdoğan

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>"Gleysh tam..."
>Points finger
>"Eee that's where we put refugee"

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>>53836936
cvck

>>53837007
>

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>>53837012

>1st makke PM's name was KEKOV

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53837012
zosto?

>>53836857
I know he is a pretty big guy irl but here he looks likea fat DYEL, also
>machines
>not free weights
Borisov confirmed for no functional strength, on a related note, has there ever been a modern leader who was jacked?

>>53837079

Lmao added to my Makedon folder. Makedons always delivers laughs.

>>53837043
>Cheaprass
AYO AYO IMMA SELL YO SUM FINNA ISLAND FOR A SANDWICH TO PAY DENTS

>>53837086
>functional strength
kek

>>53837085
At any time, if you live in a city, you can be left without water, food, and supplies. You must be prepared to be self-sufficient for a time. Three days is the absolute minimum. The rule does not only benefit you, as a person, it strengthens the society.

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SALVE

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>>53837069
Putin is a 160cm manlet
Boyko would desryot him

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>>53837043

>>53836581
yeah I saw it when I was younger in high school, my brit m8 showed me and got me smoking weed kek i love you guys. come out and have a blast

>>53836677
He had some classics on those soundtracks, skepta and giggs are my favorites tho

>>53837193
What's the fitness culture like in Bulgaria? Are gyms popular or is it all horse riding and archery?

>>53837206
>At any time, if you live in a city, you can be left without water, food, and supplies
why? no such event has happened 'yet

>>53837223
get out of here you stupid piece of cunt

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Has anyone seen Romania?

>>53837275
Too many people are too muscular.

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IS THIS DESIGNATED SHITPOSTING THREAD? AVE

>>53837275
It's popular actually, especially for batkas

>>53837086
he got fat from all the filthy tax money he gets, but under that fat is still the retard strength that got him a job as bodyguard of the leader of Bulgaria, and a firefighter

also general-lieutenant

>>53837277
Tell that to all those people in Bpaчaнcкo without electricity and with roads to their town and villages cut off by heavy snow.

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>>53837333
checked

>>53837299

Night shift for copper.

>>53837260

Dankistan

>>53837275
I only know a few people who don't work out
Gym culture, street fitness and fighting sports are VERY common

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>>53837333

>>53837275
very popular

>>53837419
the fuck is street fitness?

>>53837487
pull ups and dips on bars and usporedka

>>53837487
вeжбaњe нa шипкитe нa кeј

>>53837487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi8EijGBOMU

>>53837487
SABIRASH SE S BATKITE PRED BLOKA NA LOSTOVETE I POMPASH PLANCHE I MALTESE WE MAINAK

>>53837541
>>53837607
>>53837664
kek "fitness" makes it sound fancy

>>53837664
>maltese
>lostovite
You can only do a maltese on gymnastic rings

>>53837710
it's fitness tho, what's fancy

>>53837487
example vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SalXG6klaxU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vjTkH2nLIM

>>53837269
will do m8

>>53837343
>batkas
I have no idea what to make of this lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDPQe8N-5Q

>>53837710
it's literally called street fitness
how can you not know what it is?

did serbs infect you with lazy bum culture and lack of sport?

>>53837741
each time I see some one hanging off playgrounds its always some wannabe bydlo guy tryin to show off kek

>>53837748
Those people are actually destroying their joints.

>>53837453

>hitler juden

>>53837824
And lifting weights will make you a dwarf right?

Bulgars, I start to like this dank Turk meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRgi5d7XsgY

>>53837804
young people go to gym all the time, older ones dont because they did their exercise working on fields
i dont want to pay for gym its too expensive, so I try to exercise at home

>>53837888
What the fuck is this guy anyway? I saw him with some soccer players in some videos.

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r8 me /balk/

>>53837748
>>53837607
pomnite li go toq pederas v vboxa we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5R8CMGKwag

>>53837928
>i dont want to pay for gym its too expensive, so I try to exercise at home

>Be Makedon

>mc donalds is expensive
>chocolate is expensive
>gym is expensive

>>53837928
how expensive exactly

>>53837748
People here are also too infested with street fitness. It's rare to find a fat albanian teen, but once they hit 30 they get fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJbveI74GYc

>>53837888
why is he so angry

>>53837965

100% illyrian

>>53837962

A local guy loved by locals so much and they take every care of him but always banter him for fun and he gets angry and attacks them.

>>53837888

wait he's rich?

>>53837999
>>53838022

chocolate not really, but must pay like 20 euros for a monthly permit in the gyms my friends go to, 20 euros, for that I can buy a whole pig, fuck that

>>53838022
15€ monthly at the worst places
from there higher

I want to cut off someone's face and see what their skull looks like 2bh lads

>>53837965
10/10 qt local

>>53838041
I have enough street fitness vids from my small town alone to fill this thread m8

For some reason cunts love it

Gym is better though

>>53838041
why so much garbage lying around ?

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>>53837965

>>53838090
>>53838092
same prices as here, you're just a lazy fuck I guess

>>53837928
Guys start going and then quit in a week.
>>53838022
Most gyms are about 1000 to 2000 mkd. Not really expensive, I go to a 1000 mkd gym while my brother goes to one that is 4000 mkd. I know guys that are on welfare that had money for the gym.

>>53838041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2syM4vh8Ho

>>53838069
what does his name koksal baba mean

>>53837999
This is the price they pay for staying outside the EU zone, it's the same with Serbia, their currencies are undervalued. You can buy little with the denar/dinar, while euro and the associated currencies are perceived as strong and valuable.

For example, going to a restaurant in Southeastern Serbia is very cheap to a Bulgarian. I don't know about the rich North and Belgrade.

>>53838174
i dont want to spend 20 euros month just to use some guys shitty machines while for that money I can buy a whole swine, I can work out home without them

>>53838180
>I know guys that are on welfare
I don't know we had a gypp posting here.

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>four threads a day
>no new dank memeta
why live?

>>53838137
the garbage is autochtonous

>>53837607
I actually go to that lostove at that exact school quite often desu.

Not these fuggin cold days tho

>>53838229
>machines
you should go for the barbells desu

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>>53838137
It's a /balk/ (aka uncivilized) thing.

>>53838128
body resistance work is good too desu
especially if gym is expensive on your salary

>>53838269
I can make cement blocks and stick em on a metal pole then, same thing

>>53838212

Köksal is regular name.
Baba means father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaXm1yuJ_Gw

>>53838213

Sucks then but Makedonia is not European so no Eu for them.

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CIGANY RAUS

>>53838041
Once I was working out on the pier of Vardar and some albanian guy started a convo with me and then asked to jerk me off. I was wearing pink sweatpants so he might have though I was a fag or something.

>>53838128
Keeping your body in motion and basic exercises such as push ups are enough.

>>53838137
Forgotten commie places that no one goes to clean and white rocks.

>>53838383
who is the cigani? should I see myself out?

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>>53838362

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>tfw no boogar pasport to use to move to Ireland

>>53838383
Remove yourself to initiate the dispersion.

>>53838442
The BG flag should not be present in that gif, we are just onlookers.

>>53838453
what a fucking parasite mindset

>>53838411
I was out by the river once and a guy approached me asking to jerk off together, this country can get weird

>>53838124
Serious question: How is the daily life in Albania? Do you live in Tirana ? Is your country very Islamic ? How is night life ?

>>53838442

Lulz but Kosova is free now so Albos won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3WX-qZgmWo

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>>53838411
I doubt the authenticity of this story but worthy of a kek.

>>53838411
>I was wearing pink sweatpants
No shit.

>>53838565
Bet he's the guy who made the self hating thread

>>53838631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R34wJrIUnl8

next time someone wants to annex those faggots west of Blagoevgrad remember this faglord: >>53838453
last thing we need is more "Bulgarians" like this one

>>53838588
>>53838411

im reallity :
>albos in sk*pje are dealing weed lmao in this exact moment, and they are selling it to these s*rbshits sisters for a blowjob
>s*rbshits praise and shill for s*rbia on 4chan

classic

>>53838631
no seriously why does he always get angry in every video

>>53838731

Because they always make him angry by calling him funny banter stuff.

>>53838709
>most people don't get them for exactly that reason
nigga you high?

>>53838731

small brain, low IQ

he's basically a powerless nigger - all the more anger

>>53838771
like what

>>53838709
No one will be anexing Fyrom, it's just that when the albo happening begins, there will be refugees.

>>53838727
>having a sister

>>53838795
We'll wreck them or move to serbia

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>>53838411
>jerk me off
>pink sweatpants
you sure he didn't ask you to jerk him off instead?
you dodged a bullet tho, if i was that guy, i would probably destroyed your boypussy without asking (no homo)

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>>53838727
t. cucked to celebrate holidays on the same dates as the S*rbshits

>>53838791

Making fun of him
Challenging him
Bullying him

>>53838627
For a student it's hard, but plenty don't give two shits and go to a nearby cafeteria or playstation. It isn't islamic at all, if you visited, you'd understand. Nightlife is very lively.

>>53838709
Ireland is a shithole anyway

>>53838875
That's only valid for cucks from Skopje and Tetovo. I imagine the South and the East are different.

>>53838893
s*rbshits now claim God's rightful calendar.

classic

>>53838875
>We
By the time that happens your swamp village will be a deserted place.

>>53838771
>>53838631
>>53838894
Wait I just realized something. Midgets have small bodies but big heads, so they have the same brains and the same intelligence as a normal human.

Koksal baba has a tiny head and probably tiny brain. Is he normal or is he like a retard?

>>53838779
>people
if you "people" somehow manage to get into EU in my lifetime, you will probably flee your shithole like roaches fleeing a shoe box when someone kicks it...

Balkans, your effendi needs some sleep. Post some kadaif.

>>53838955
but ur bulgarian brothers use another one

>>53838980
just like real bulgarians

>>53838980
Uhm, the same thing happened to Bulgaria afaik.

>>53839020
>but ur bulgarian brothers use another one

they got cucked

still not as miserable as you

you are literaly pathetic

>>53838974
>Is he normal or is he like a retard?
The human brain can function normally even when a reduced volume of neural matter is available. It's complicated.

>>53838968
I'm from skopje retard
>>53838937
They're even more anticki, we're the least

>>53839043
cringe

>>53838974
primordial dwarfism -- different from the usual. I'd hazard a guess that if you are that physically deformed it's going to affect your brain too.

>>53839084
I just wanna know if that guy is a retarded midget or just a normal human with average turkish intelligence but just small.

>>53838899
What are you studying ? Sounds good, I want to visit Albania someday. Is Alcohol consume regarded as normal?

>>53839088
I don't know, I hear Ohrid and Bitola and Strumitsa are not Serbia-minor just yet.

>>53839152

Normal intelligence. Not retard.

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>mfw fucking an Ohridjanka in my commiblock flat
>mfw Klime has to settle for a gypsy instead

>>53838980
You kinda let everyone do it at the moment. Skopje is less of a shithole than any roma bulgar city, would never move there

>>53839253
xaxaxaxaxa autist

>>53839182
that's quite above the median turkish iq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-t9XX2PXXM

this triggers klime

>>53838974
midgets are intellectually equal to you and me, lad
they dont have big head and small body. They have normal head, normal body but abnormally short limbs.
There's also few types of midgets tho...
dwarfs are the one that i described - normal head and body - short limbs
pituitary gland midgets (хипoфизни джyджeтa) have proportional bodies. Literally a 30yo in a 10yo body

tl;dr;
a midget, as a midget doesn't have intellectual disabilities.

t.studied about dwarfs in the pauses between Bridget the Midget pr0ns

>>53839363
>midget porn
why

>>53839155
Albos are drunk 24/7, so not drinking is what isn't considered normal.
Balkan is far more degenerate than people think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATRizzbA-k
Med student.

>>53839020
>>53839028
real bulgarians live in Bulgaria.

>>53839427
bulgarians who live in bulgaria also fled when u entered EU

>>53839427
>real bulgarians live in Bulgaria.
That is not true. People have the right to follow their dreams across national borders.

Why can't everyone just stay in their fucking countries and we can all be 99.5 percent homogeneous. That way we can enjoy each other's differences and memes instead of forcing them on one another. That way there's no brain drain and everyone works for the prosperity of their own country.

Only those who travel for business / diplomatic / educational purposes can be allowed in another country, given they are only temporarily there and their stay benefits the host-country, then they GTFO.

Sometimes I dream of this world.

>>53839405
scientific studies, if you know what i mean

(i mean i masturbated on it)

>>53839477
you can't enjoy life if you live with 50$/monthly wage in a shithole like albania, that's why balkan people/3rd worlders in general flee their countries, you live in a rich country so you have it easy

>>53839467
Yes, and tens of thousands of fyromians declared they were Bulgarian to get a pasosh, when official fyromian statistics show zero Bulgarians in fyrom. Your point, s*rbshit?

>>53839532
Italy
Rick
Kek

>>53839565
my point is you do it while you shit on us for doing it, retard

Cкoпиe пpинaдлeжи нa Aлбaния.

>>53839474
>That is not true. People have the right to follow their dreams across national borders.
that's not what fleeing means, tho
you have the freedom to live wherever you want, but when you do it like a roach that got kicked out of the box, by any means - it's a lot different.

>>53839603
t. Typция

>>53839532

>you live in a rich country
>implying

also if all the smart and capable people are forced to stay in /balk/ they're gonna cause an uproar of epic proportions and cuck the system into working in their favor

nowadays there is rich and poor countries because the former exploit the latter's resources (physical, intellectual)

when you remove free travel, you remove great powers' incentive to meddle in other countries' affairs which are fucking half a globe away

>>53839592
You deserve to be shat on, s*rbshit.

>тyк имa пoлy-cъpб, пoлy-pycнaк, кoйтo пocтвa пoд фиpoмcкoтo знaмe

I am a Serb in Western Bulgaria.
Ask me anything.

>>53839592
but if a bulgarian do it, he doesnt "declare" himself bulgarian, despite being a proud anticki a day ago.
your people getting BG passports, just so they can go to west europe are the same subhumans as the afghani and pakis saying they are syrian refugees

>>53839609
wut? so you're saying all diaspora should be MUH HERITAGE and pretend to be patriots while leeching off some country 3000km away? i don't want to move to another country, but for the people who do I dont want them to pretend to be patriots while 3000km away from home, they can go fuck themselves

>>53839643
what a fuckin' retard, not even le srbshit, I just pointed out your retarded hypocrisy, go shit on the bulgarian bulgarians who fled bulgaria after you got into EU not the few thousand people who fled with pasoshi

>>53839700
kweowewoewoeowewo

>>53839751
>so you're saying all diaspora should be MUH HERITAGE and pretend to be patriots while leeching off some country 3000km away?
literally, where did i said anything remotely closer to your brain fart?

>>53839751
Bulgarian diaspora can be seen every Christmas, in Bulgaria. Fyromian diaspora never sets foot in Fyrom.

does /balk/ approve of my asian gf?

>>53839787
explain this post >>53839609
>>53839801
good, i dont want them here, and why do you care you little retarded shit?

>>53839824
no

>>53839700
Same here, fuck the tatars

>>53839824
>asian gf
This can only mean that she's vietnamese

>>53839732
You are aware that 99% of the applications for BG citizenship/passport are solely for this purpose, not because people have somehow discovered their newfound Bulgarianess?

>>53839858
>explain this post >>53839609 (You)
Jesus...
Alright, retard, i'm saying it's not the same if you are well educated that got bored of living in here, want to meet new people, get higher education, etc. and being an uneducated pleb who's ready to suck dick while washing dishes just so he can "get away" from the misery.

>>53839917
I am quite partial to the daughter of the owner of the Chinese restaurant near to where I live. I think they speak the Hong-Kong dialect and not the шъ-шъ Mandarin.

>>53839954
i do, and that makes you not only a roach, but also an enormous cucкs

>>53839972
how exactly is it different? you don't want the uneducated people to leave so the foreigners dont think your countrymates are stupid? :( either way they're diaspora, you shouldn't care about them

>>53839642
Yeah but capital flows back. I remember the scaremongering when Poland joined the EU. Polish people are bros and have integrated well. A lot have moved back after earning some cash, others stay and integrate, not really a problem.

The idea of 'everybody staying in their own country' sucks frankly. Will take multicultural Britain beheadings and all over the insular country my parents grew up in. Plus it's hardly free movement anyway, unless you have a strong passport, so it benefits you like macedonian anon says.

>>53840005
Daym nigga, good score. HK is based

>>53838727
Where am I shilling for serbia nigger, I just shared a funny story.
>>53838648
It's 100 percent true
>>53838588
Maнјaцитe oд пapк нeкaд идaт нa кeј вaљдa
>>53838886
I was bigger than that fag, and there were some buff guys working out nearby.

>>53840005
fun fact: most of the chinese restaurants here are actually vietnamise

nevertheless, i have the yellow fever and would fug despite the looks...

>>53839972
My best friend is anglo, he grew up in england and moved here now he lives in both places

>>53840023
People don't care m8 neither for Macedonia or even less Bulgaria in majority of cases. They've put this behind them and simply want to escape and live a decent life.

Got around to watching Bal-can-can.
I'm loving it.

>>53840047

yeah you guys are cucked beyond repair

>>53840033
>you don't want the uneducated people to leave so the foreigners dont think your countrymates are stupid?
>le ebin pull out of my ass
if you cannot understand what i'm trying to say so far, you probably need to get a BG pasos because a large amount of dirty dishes are waiting for you to wash them. Also a dick is erected and waiting for you.

>>53840136
aбe бeгaй oттyкa бe, бoклyк, пoлoвин чac някoлкo чoвeкa ти oбяcнявaт чe eмигpaциятa тyкa нe ce paзглeждa кaтo бягcтвo, тъпи cъpбo-фиpoмитcки мoзък cи знae eднo

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>>53840257
Sorry I didn't really understand you. Can you try in english pls?