/balk/

>>53846413
north slavs are creepy

1st for Ireland!

https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>53846460
what are north slavs

third for balkan village living

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrQmby2nHSs

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*movie about soldiers in Vietnam*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

>>53846487
Russians.

>>53846487
Poles, Belorussians and Russians I guess

not nowadays but their old traditions look weird

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>another night alone

>>53846469

OYORLOND!!!

Is kebab worth to try?

>>53846542
you are seriously autistic if you think slavs lived anything like depicted in OP's picture

>>53846549
Don't you live with your parents?

>>53846542
People consider some of our modern traditions weird as well.

>>53846576
I'm not necessarily talking about the picture

but if you read about old Slav traditions they're very strange

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one of you pls translate this to me, i dont speak serb

>>53846564
Authentic turkish kebab, yes. Doner is meh.

What is the best brand-name Ajvar? I want to order some online.

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Rate it, lads.

>>53846667
Puke on a plate

>>53846635
>this is Hans
>has likes it when his girlfriend is fucked by other black males
>he even enjoys watching it
>be smart
>be like Hans

>>53846635
This is Dzole
Dzole loves his girlfriend
Dzole tells her this daily, but not to every one on facebook.
Dzole is smart.
Be like Dzole.

>>53846628
like what? what's strange?

>>53846549

god damn, i know i may sound like an edgy piece of shit 12 year old when i say this, but i feel so lucky that i've never felt lonely. not because i have a gf or live with my family - i just don't feel the need to socialize or have someone next to me. i guess it must suck hairy balls to feel lonely. god only knows i really can't imagine what it feels like..

is it really as bad as tfw portrays it?

>>53846635
This is Dole.

Dole loves his girl.

Dole shows her that each day, but does not post her on facebook (?).

Dole is smart.

Be like Dole.

>tfw you dont have a tumor
why

>>53846635
this is dzole

dzole loves his gf

dzole shows her that daily, but not in front of everyone on facebook

dzole is smart

be like dzole

>>53846667
Гoлyбцы?

>>53846756
sarmi

>>53846756
Capми.

>>53846740
What do you want to do

gfs and friends are overrated

>>53846706
like they would have huge orgies for the midsummer holiday and shit

>>53846667
looks like gołąbki
would devour/10

>>53846740
Senpai just play video games or watch movies all day. Won't that make you feel better?

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Took pic related myself
wallpaper material if i do say so myself

>>53846703
>>53846723
>>53846743

thanks m8s

(serbic crush liked this on fb, im just bored and i was curious)

>>53846697
as expected, a dirty little serb wouldn't help his hungarian overlord

>>53846667
you put no meat in it?
I guess it's ok...if you're a vegan cuck lmao.

JK i love vegan sarma. Oh and nice pot, I bet it adds to flavor, no?

>>53846826
what lake

>>53846817
Yes,but they add cheese in there.

>>53846667
I once choked on that thing as a kid, never tried again

>>53846876
Fuck no, no one puts cheese on sarmi.

>>53846869
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mavrovo_Lake
more like pond lol

>>53846845
my mom added meat but on the outside, like a stake
i don't know why she does this but i already ate it

>>53846897
yeah same here

I just cut them open and eat the meat and rice

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>>53846912
looks comfy as fuck fa/\/\

>>53846667

Vine leaf or cabbage leaf - that is the question.

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>live the most awesome climate
>rich history
>tasty food
>beautiful nature
>anything will grow
>easy to defend
>basically uncuckable
Why are we all so fucking based, /balk/? And why haven't we yet formed a super Balkan nation?

>>53846709
yes, my life is a shit since i was 13
i dont have friends because my mother was very protector with me
i spend my day here watching videos and listening sad songs
>>53846790
i want be happy without mental ill and others problems
>>53846818
no

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another one

>>53846827
Watch your tongue with me, Hun!

I may have an overlord but he is Turk. Not some filthy Mongol.

>>53846927
But there was no minced meat on the inside.
Is that how you regularly make sarme?
With or without minced meat?

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>>53846998

>>53846876
Dyadko can you explain why Ukrainians are louder than any Balkan I know in the states? They're even worse than Albos and Serbs in that they mention their country at least twice every sentence and they never shut up. They also have no fucking tolerance despite their bragging about it

>>53846982

10/10 would bunker in and shoot at zombies during the apocalypse

>>53846995
I like this, no Romanians

>>53846995
>we
you're canadian

>>53846994
>vine leaf
if you make sarmi with vine leaf you should kill yourself or move to greece and then kill yourself

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>>53846998
and some scribbles by klime on the ohrid coast

>>53847020
>With or without minced meat?
It depends. People like meat, but cabbage-leaf sarmi are a traditional Christmas Eve meal, and on Badni Vecher you cannot eat meat.

>>53847052
but dobrogea is romanian my ancient friend

>>53846995
over half of it is muslim

>>53846997
Dude you sound like elliot rodriguez in the making

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>>53847070
lastly, Ohrid itself

>>53847063
vine leaf sarmi are superior, Northern faggot

>>53847130
i live in the upper thracian lowlands

>>53847101

why, he hasn't mentioned hating women

also people with OCD are less likely to commit violent crimes

>>53847159
пeйзaнт, бaбa ми пpaвeшe capми c лoзoви лиcтa

i hope get cancer in this year and die like a hero no like a faggot

>>53846995
>>live the most awesome climate
not true, balkan will be a desert in 30 years
>>rich history
maybe, for all the good it's given us...
>>tasty food
true, but its mostly just arab/turk, if not all arab/turk
>>beautiful nature
not more beautiful than any other place in Europe
>>anything will grow
not true
>>easy to defend
no, Turks conquered it easily
>>basically uncuckable
Turks managed to cuck it pretty well for 500 years, few (a lot of) traitors even converted to islam

>>53847081
Here we almost always have minced meat mixed with rice wrapped up in cabbage leaves.
But like you said, on badnje vece, vegan sarme are made just with rice only.

Also vine leaf? First time I've heard of that.

>>53847086
That's not even close to remotely true unless you account for Istanbul

>>53847220
you included it didn't you

>>53847033
Haha,westerners always speak like that,mostly from Rakhiv.

>>53847063
>>53847130
>>53847159
>>53847192
sarma with cabbage is fuckin disgusting imo, the aroma is disgusting, I can't stand cabbage personally, but with vine leaf its awesome, but can't find no vine leaf in winter, so we eat it with cabbage

>>53847197
But cancer patients die in terrible pain in hospitals. Why not join the Russians in fighting ISIS?

Also how did you lads learn English? You're all so perfectly fluent in it.

>>53847192
бaбa ти e глeдaлa нeквa гpъцкa peцeптa
бългapcкитe capми ce пpaвят c зeлeви лиcтa
гъpцитe ги пpaвят c лoзoви

>>53847265
Eми бaбa ми живeeшe нa 100 килoмeтpa oт гpъцкaтa гpaницa.

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NATO or Russia, lads?

>>53847240
I'm asking if you did Stavros, then that might make the half-muslim thing close to true. Personally I don't consider it Balkan but that's just me

>>53847240
Is Western Ukraine the more degenerate part?

>>53847374
RATO

>>53847374
this map is completely inaccurate as far as US bases are concerned

>>53847374
>>53847378

You see a red territory on east?

>>53847378 I was posting a reply to this >>53846995
in the image it's included

>>53847263
>fluent
my english is a shit
and no, with leucemia you dies without pain

>>53847374
fuck NATO

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>>53847204
Don't be such a pessimist.
We still get cold winters. Look at these numbers.
If nothing, we'll get a slightly milder climate. Which is not bad at all. I was looking to grow some oranges anyway.
Speaking of that.
>>anything will grow
We have plenty of crops, fruits and veggies to brag for.
>>easy to defend
Maybe if we haven't fought among each other for our entire know history, things would have turned out differently.

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>>53847374
The question is not relevant at the current exchange rates.

>>53847484

please elaborate

>>53847465
Just saying if you actually die, I will legit miss you mate. You're one of the few posters I like

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>>53847482

>>53847374
Зa Poдинy, зa Cтaлинa.

>>53847562
Russia can no longer pretend to be a superpower at the current price of oil, they're running out of money, their Syrian operations is the only thing they can sustain. Even the Ukrainian war had to be dialed down because of lack of money.

>>53847482
day balkan will be united in something is the day the sun engulfs the earth and kills us all

>>53847204
>climate change meme
It's fucking joke dude, don't take it seriously.

>maybe, for all the good it's given us...
It's better than westerner cuck's history

>not more beautiful than any other place in Europe
I didn't say it was

>>>anything will grow
>not true
Our lands are extremely fertile lad

>>>easy to defend
>no, Turks conquered it easily
No shit, they over powered us, but we still put up a good fight.

>>>basically uncuckable
>Turks managed to cuck it pretty well for 500 years, few (a lot of) traitors even converted to islam
They had the choice to either die or convert, tons opted for the former.

also >>53847482

>>53847600
Ha Бepлин, нa зaпaд.

>>53847645

so.. the Americans are basically trying to drain Russia by supporting ISIS? this is another cold war triage war like Afghanistan and Vietnam?

>>53847374
It's pretty much cuckoldry for former commie states to have NATO bases

>>53847700
it's much more complex than that but no the US is not supporting ISIS

they were supporting the other rebels, basically ISIS-lite in order to topple Assad but shit got out of hand as always

>>53847659
>>climate change meme
>It's fucking joke dude, don't take it seriously.
BULL FUCKING SHIT
just 10 years ago we had winters like today Russia tier, now a days entire winter passed and we only get snow in january, sea levels ARE rising, antartic IS getting fucked, balkans IS becoming a desert
>hurdurr if theres global warming why is there still snow

westeners dont have cuck history, but they have cuck present

they are fertile, but not more fertila than say, anywhere in europe.

we didn't put up a good fight man...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maritsa

die or convert is bullshit, and a honest balkanite would rather die than give up his religion, but even then, its bullshit, traitors like albos and bosniaks (who were then jut serbs/croats) converted for benefits, they let albos be kingz n shit in egypt n shit, and bosniaks were the richest during the ottoman period couz they were mudslimes

>>53847700
The traditional inability of Russia to conduct a meaningful foreign policy without the threat of immediate aggression has resulted in them being surrounded by enemies.

>>53847658

don't be pessimistic mate, in the past people would also be in disbelief that humankind could achieve things such as abolition of slavery, equal rights and an end to major wars but humankind did

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>>53847575
T-thanks

>>53847583
That's what I'm talking about.
We unite for once and purge the Turkish menace. It should have been like that from the start.

>>53847658
Unfortunately. Speaking on topic at hand.
Fuck both EU and Russia. Neither one cares about us, they are only looking at their interests.

A strong independent Balkans is the only way.

>>53847658
The easiest way to deal with any sort of negative bantz is to have different provinces within the country that keep the people fairly to their own while still being united with the rest of the balkan.

its fucking cold here

>>53847797
>A strong independent Balkans is the only way.
It will take time and diplomacy, but it is doable.

>>53847757
>albos were serbs
kek

>>53847797

How long would a /balk/ federation last without foreign investment of some sort?

Can you guys pull yourselves up with just things you will produce within /balk/?

>>53847729
They hate commies,where the cuckoldry here?

>>53847842
bosniaks were serbs/croats not albos, albos were mostly catholic thanks to italians, some orthodox, majority became muslims for benefits

>>53847861
they're shittier now than they were while in the USSR.

>>53847851
>just things you will produce within /balk/
We produce top-quality AKs and yogurt in Bulgaria . What else do you need?

>>53847869
what the fuck are you talking about you said
> like albos and bosniaks (who were then jut serbs/croats)
which doesn't make any sense

>>53847861

I think he means that the transition from the Communist regime to a Democratic one was a no-choice act aka cuckoldry.

>>53847918
ye fucked up, meant "bosniaks" were just croats n serbs before they converted, but they did have their own church, they later converted for benefits because parasites just like albos, every one else managed to keep their religion at least with some pomaks here and there

>>53847835
It's the only way. Look at the west.
English, French and Germans all fought bloody wars and killed each other. And look at them today.

No country will prosper when it's conflict with it's most proximal neighbors.
We have to turn to ourselves primarily and work together.
I know it's a pipe dream, but a gut feeling tells me there's no other way.

>>53847851
How long would a /balk/ federation last without foreign investment of some sort?

A better question is how long would it last without foreign intervention.

>>53847911
In 1990 Poland was poorer than Ukraine and they still can't rehab properly.

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Do you believe in life after death?

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>>53847757
>the change of climate on 20 years clearly shows something as majot as global warming
You fucking dumbass, the variation in weather within such tiny periods of time literally means nothing. And if anything it's only getting better.

>westeners dont have cuck history, but they have cuck present
Their history and actions led to their cuckoldry today.

>we didn't put up a good fight man...
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maritsa
You guys didn't even try.

>a honest balkanite would rather die than give up his religion
many did take that route

>>53848184
No and I am a christian. Kinda hypocritical desu

>>53848176
why are you named grandpa

>>53848184

Are you planning to an hero?

>>53848184
Not for our enemies

>>53848190
only getting better? fuck you man, balkans will have arid as fuck weather in 30 years, we will literally struggle for water soon if such changing weather patterns continue like this, dont give me that "Global warming isnt real" bullshit couz its just not true, its a stupid as fuck conspiracy that global warming isnt real, idk who started that meme

>>53848243
Not yet, i'm 18, maybe with 20 yo

>>53848208
It's uncle here. Stalker character.

>>53848341
make sure to livestream it when you do

>>53848253
Your only proof so far has literally been
>dude winters aren't as cold anymore!!!
>10 years ago we had way colder winters duude

Even if say that there's been a little warmer climate lately, a small period of 10 years is literally nothing, these changes happen all the time, climate variates you fucking moron. For something like climate change to happen it would take hundreds of years. Stop being so fucking stupid.

>>53848424
and what if i jump?

>>53848136
What is the point of a balkan federation?

You should all just join the EU and call it a day.

>>53848495
We're going to lose all Glaciers. + White Bears and Netherlands

>>53846799
we need to bring back slavic traditions stat
also cheacked

>>53848495
There is countless evidence of changing climate patterns too lazy to point them out Google it
>>53848604
EU will never federalize

>>53848604
For what purpose?
What do we stand to gain from some distant western states. Like my man Michael Jackson said - They don't really care about us.
We ain't gonna get nothing from EU or what's left of it's decomposing carcass.

The point of Balkan fed is to strengthen our relations and work together. We have to look after our own.
Join eu and be happy with some bread crumbs? Fuck that.

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>>53848341
>he is 18
can you please stop making cringey posts ok thanks

Balkan federation can only work if it is subjected to at least 50 years of Hoxha-like conditions, so that ethnic and religious divisions can die out (no more Christian and Muslim fighting like in Albania pre-gommunism)

>>53848993
Just re open goli otok for any one retarded enough to start shit, worked for Tito

>>53846995
>anything will grow
>live the most awesome climate

no

>>53849454
i don't see you posting proof to support your claim

https://youtu.be/ZimIb2Mv7Cw
Christos

>>53848993
You're not going to eliminate ethnic identity that easily.

>>53849046
>worked for Tito
Then he died and you saw what happened.

>>53849554
>anything will grow
cloudberries

>live the most awesome climate
summers are too hot and winters are too cold also it rains a lot

>>53849862
i will kill you

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BALKANIA

Capital: ???
Population: 57,395,160
Area: 745,767 sq/km
GDP: $655.446 billion
Per capita: $11,411

>r8

>>53846667
lachanodolmades?

>>53850253
You should begin with something smaller.

Serbia, croatia, albania, monteniggers, bosnia.

If they dont kill each other after 5 minutes you could expand.

>>53850253
Good
when do we invade turkey?

>>53850253
>in the same country with slavs and albanozergs
no thank you

>>53850356
Don't worry, you can just stay in your designated province and you'll be just fine :)

>>53850448
>albanotatarski can freely move to our trimoretan country
no thank you

>>53850356
So when are you leaving Greece anon?

>>53850356
>>53850487
desu fuck off, just because you're a stubborn faggot doesn't mean your fellow Greeks don't want to make the Balkans great "again".

>>53850552
never anon

>>53850487
we already can

>>53850611
Then how do you manage to live among the slavs of Macedonia and zergs of Athens?

Art thou an island nigger?

>>53850608
He does have point though. Free movement in such a "union" would lead to certain cities becoming even more crowded than they are today, while whole regions would be emptied.

>>53850653
when did you join Schengen?

>>53850694
kek what the fuck are you talking about i can literally drive to greece right now with nothing but my ID and live there for as long as i want

>>53850668
yeah
btw, I 'm just joking

>>53850237
be gentle bb

>>53850723
Don't do that, that shit hurt my feelings :(

>>53850740
no

>>53850320
>albania

Absolutely RAUS

>>53850836
its 2016 ffs!

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>muh heritage
anyone else here got one of these?

>>53851765
why would your mom forsake the BIG BULGAR COCK for small american peepee?