I used to tell everyone at school I self harmed so they'd pity me and be nice to me but never actually did
mmm that dat deep shittt huh
NUKE LONDON NOW
NUKE IT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
PLEASE FUCKING NUKE LONDON
In school I rarely spoke to anyone, had bags under my eyes from not sleeping, had cuts on my hands from scratching myself/punching stuff and I used to stand outside school smoking on my own. People must've thought I was a proper weirdo, in fact they accused me of being a serial killer once kek
>tells you not to downvote just because you don't agree
fuck I just remembered being in English once and this 10/10 qt grill kept asking me if I was okay, then she started laughing saying "anon, I can imagine you going home and getting drunk, are you an alcoholic?"
She's a fucking good judge of character desu, I'll give her that
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ENDGAME OF EVERY WESTERN HEAD OF STATE
WHAT COULD THEY GAIN OUT OF MAKING US ALL MUDSHITS
Got any ideas for cheap, tasty meals I could make lads? I've pretty much bossed chilli con carne and don't think anyone in the world makes a better one than me but I can't have it all the time.
People like me weren't meant to exist
In nature, the runt of the pack with INFERIOR genetics would simply be killed/left behind by its mother. If I was born 1000 years ago, my parents would've left me in the woods as wolf food and would've of thought twice about it, but alas in the 21st century such acts would be considered barbaric and evil. I shouldn't be alive right now, it's against nature. The fact that I'm contemplating suicide is just natures way of making me do what society can no longer do. I must be removed from the gene pool, I'm a detriment to the human race, I cannot be allowed to exist any longer.
I know lad, I didn't diagnose myself with depression though, she's the one who forced me to go to the doctors. I think she thought if I took anti depressants for a couple of weeks I'd suddenly turn out to be a normie
I'm actually not fat anymore though desu, so she can't really use that as an insult anymore
>commutecucks are tired, sluggy and have sore bumholes from the muslim rape on the train
>Meanwhile I have literally just woke up, the central heating having been on for 30 minutes beforehand
oh commutecucks, you never fail to amuse me
Oh that reminds me
When she first took me to the doctors when I was 16, I had to do a test and according to the doctor I had very low self esteem, on the way home she was crying asking why my self esteem was so low, I didn't have the heart to tell her, but I think maybe it had something to do with her insulting me when I was a kid. I did actually used to be fat when I was 8 - 13 and she used to say i was a fat shit then.
>that's as heavy as three all blacks!
>thats as long as three rugby pitches!
>that enough people to fill up eden park forty times!
Rugby analogies ruin the news in this country desu
Its easy and i earn a lot of moneybif i do overtime
Depression is a meme diagnosis. Any doctor will diagnose anyone with depression if theyre unhappy with their current life. Anti depressants almost nevwr work for people like you because your not organically depressed, your just reacting to certain life stressors (no frienda, no job, ugly, no hf, live with mum) and no matter how much you try to suppress the symptoms these stressors cause theyre still there eating at you. Change your life, dont just get a meme diagnosis
Haha yeah she was a barrel of fucking laffs m8
I remember as a kid whenever i did something mildly wrong she'd grab me and start poking me in the head and scream at me like "GOOOD YOURE SO FUCKING THICK, HELLO! HELLOOOO! IS ANYBODY IN THERE? YOURE A FUCKING RETARD, ANON"
waheey absolute banter
just wanked to her again
Paul Flynn said Mr Trump's call to ban Muslims from the US was "extremely dangerous" but barring him from the UK risked being seen as anti-American.
However, SNP MP Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh said a ban would be justified on the grounds of "religious harmony".
How cucked can one nation be
Muslim cock in one hand and mainland cock in the other while big fat hamburger smelling balls in their mouth
What a difference a hundred years make, all the real men died in the wars or emigrated
>But, backing a ban, Labour MP Tulip Siddiq said Mr Trump's words "risks inflaming tensions between vulnerable communities" and those calling for this "poisonous and corrosive" man to be barred were speaking in "good conscience".
>"I draw the line with freedom of speech when it actually imports violent ideology," she said
>I draw the line with freedom of speech when it actually imports violent ideology
It's okay when Islam does it though!
Every few days she'd go absolutely ballastic over something small and she'd tell me she hated me and threaten to kill me and my sisters haha even it it wasn't our fault haha
Bet you wish your mum was a banter Lord like mine
I got my own banter though, if she went apeshit and started hitting me before school, I'd start fake laughing and threaten to show the teachers the marks and tell her that I hope she goes to jail so I don't have to live with her haha
Fuckin got emmm
>freedom of speech
the dude is a foreigner, and barring him is actually consistent with his own rhetoric
fuck the bald cunt, he has no native right to visiting anywhere outside his own meme country
Considering you can be arrested for 'inciting violence', and given how sensitive muslims are, they have a free pass to call whatever they want a criminal act.
Eating bacon is inciting violence
Drawing a stickman is inciting violence
Being a Christian is inciting violence
>it's an anon gets up early and is incredibly bored episode
Hitler did his best at trying to fix your country by leveling it out, so you fuckers could build an actual city.
One that doesn't use donkey trails as fucking streets. And what do the brits do?
They spat in Hitler's face and built it back brick by brick exactly the same as it was 1100 hundred years ago, when it didn't make any sense.
>SNP’s Tommy Sheppard: “How can we protect our people from hearing what this man [Trump] says”?
>has sex within the first week with chad thundercock
>"i like you so lets take it slowly anon :)"
Basically you're a massive beta
Where do they draw the line then? Is Coke Haram cause it's unhealthy?
bought Muller and Gotze on FUT yesterday lads
muller is really good, he plays a lot better than his card would suggest and he's agile as fuck and finishes everything
gotze's alright, nothing special considering I've got iniesta in the same squad. in fact I think I prefer Valbuena over Gotze
>op image is some anime loser shit
good god, have some fucking self respect.
4-1-2-1-2 with both strikes set to stay central and get in behind is what 95% of pros use
its a shame really as it makes matches boring as fuck
i use to play a lot in the pro scene and got to the finals once of a $1000 event but lost to a ronaldo blooter 1-0 :(
imagine giving a shit what other people do. yeah me neither.
I use 4-4-4(3), the one with two DMs and a CM, because there's fewer links so I can get decent chem if I buy players with perfect links in pairs
So one of my teams right now is:
Alves, Pique, Mangala, Clichy
Pastore, Gotze, Parolo
Lavezzi, Muller, Candreva
my team is almost all red links lel
>I don't use lokomotivs keeper Guilherme in my FUT
>lend my m8 actual good games, let him use my steam account that has an ample supply of good games
>he never plays the games I've lent him, nor does he ever use my steam account
>ask him why he doesn't play the games
>"I don't really have time, anon"
>every time I go on Xbox live he's either playing fucking cod or FIFA
Is he a retard?
>i make a personal choice to play fifa instead of fm
When you're arguing with people do you have any control over what you say?
When I argue I'm literally not the one talking, my mouth kind of moves on its own. It's fucking bizarre, I don't think about what I'm saying, it just comes out on its own
>Noel Edmonds tweets "“Just tried to get somewhere. Allowed loads of time but abandoned journey. Am I alone in feeling Britain is full?”
Liberals attack him for being anti-"""refugee""". What the fudge?
When you're shagging with people do you have any control over what you do?
When I shag I'm literally not the one shagging, my hips kind of move on their own. It's fucking bizarre, I don't think about what I'm doing, it just comes out on its own
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
I don't understand why normies come to this site. This place is the only place on Earth to talk to people like me, but normies come here and ruin it because of "the funny memes dude xDDD". Normies are accepted everywhere and can talk about their stupid normie problems else where, why can't they let us have this one thing for fucks sake?
hi friends hwere is my video be sure to smash that comment button ebllow the video haha!
Who was the best skit and why was it The Annoying Devil?
THIS WEBSITE WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
THIS BOARD WASNT MEAN FOR YOU
THIS GENERAL WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
Take your normie ""banter"" to your Facebook group chat with #lads and take your normie problems and shove them up your arse, we don't care that the girl who you fucked up in da club last night is still texting you after you told her to fuck off
How the hell does someone in Thiland know Balls of Steel?
He was awesome, I remember that game he played with the security tags in shops.
>night time /a/ is remembered fondly
That fucking hurts.
>THIS WEBSITE WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
Nor you, it was made for American weeaboos
>THIS BOARD WASNT MEAN FOR YOU
It is, as much as it is for anyone else. It's for discussing international cultures
>THIS GENERAL WASNT MEANT FOR YOU
It is, because it's just a british-specific general on a board for discussing international cultures, and I'm British
The board created specifically for people like you is /r9k/, so if you go there instead you should be much happier
>I wasn't using it in the American sense you cretin. Read a book.
>I don't understand why normies come to this site. This place is the only place on Earth to talk to people like me, but normies come here and ruin it because of "the funny memes dude xDDD". Normies are accepted everywhere and can talk about their stupid normie problems else where, why can't they let us have this one thing for fucks sake?
That's not the point
The point is normies can discuss their banal shit literally anywhere. But people like me, """abnormies""", can't. Either because we don't have friends/social media or because our problems are unacceptable. 4chan and the other chans are the only place for people like me, but you normies are ruining them. Like the shit normies talk about isn't funny or anything, it's just boring shit.
reminder that Corbyn has said that he wants to discuss handing over the Falklands with Argentina
>people think this disgraceful communist is electable
Show me the alternative anonymous imageboard, with as big a following as 4chan, for normies and I'll go there
Also, the only reason you can't use social media sites is because the shit you talk about isn't funny or anything, it's just boring shit
>Show me the alternative anonymous imageboard, with as big a following as 4chan, for normies and I'll go there
>"the south is whi---"
>your weight haha there i go again lads. live, laugh, love.
>go to work and do work all fucking day
>go to library after work and study
>go to the gym after the library
>single thing getting me through the day is the curry in the fridge for dinner
>fucking neet cunt brother has eaten it while he sits around all day doing nothing
i am so fucking mad rn lads
haha lads look what the postie just handed to me
the shilling has begun
>we'll provide you with the facts to make your decision goy :^)
Normies need to leave this country, they refuse to integrate with the beta massess and instead form their own little communities, discussing Tinder, Nandos and Big Brother. I propose a complete shut down on normies entering this country, until we can figure out WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
>working class jobs like steel factories are being gutted
>nothing left in those communities
>let's keep importing 300,000 people a year
>labour represent working class people
>hello, French farmer. I'd like to sell something to you
>of course, fellow European.
>hello, French farmer. I'd like to sell to you
>not on your nelly, mate. You're not a part of our sekret speshul club. No homers allowed
Just got presented with a bunch of facts and official sources lads.
I'm being shilled so hard.
Two downies were on a date, he straight up asked her to be his girlfriend then barged past her through the door on the way out, then came back for a snog
Also some autistic matey who started singing to his date
The gmail phishing was a complete disaster
>wait until midnight to log in
>something seems different about ho you're logging in: verify that it's you
>don't know her phone, security question or backup email
Complete fucking waste of time
Fucked it up further though by accidentally sending her 2 facebook password reset emails too
>to cover my tracks and go for broke I sent her a facebook phishing email
>She did type her password in
>but she has changed both her facebook and gmail emails even though now I have her recovery email
Fuck sake lads
Trying to apply for Universal Credit and the cunt says I already have a claim active (JSA) when I signed off months ago and tells me to contact my local Job Centre but their number is exactly the same, do I really have to go in and see them? would rather just not even bother tbqh.
girl i was talking to knew about pic related haha
blew it hard with that one
>£3k a year to households
Estimate by the pro-EU CBI from 2013. Not based on any real evidence. In any case, benefits are outweighed by £4.5BN membership fee
>if we left, imports would increase
Europe sells more to the uk than we do to them
Invented by the pro-EU campaign group Britain in Europe in 2000
>we are safer
the EU prevents the removal of violent criminals. The Eu court makes it harder to strip citizenship from British nationals who have gone abroad to engage in terrorism
>waiting patiently for my new german army parka to arrive in the post x
>EU leaflet man going door to door in my street
>Answer the door, he gives me the leaflet
>Asks for my name and asks whether I'll vote to stay in or out of the EU
>"Anon. I'll be voting to leave"
>Man looks down to his pad, smirks, and writes something next to my name"
Fucking bricking it, lads. Am I going to Corbyns Gulag?
Wonder if she changed her facebook email because of the resets or because she navigated to a "you've been phished" page again
At least I have her hotmail, though the account is suspended
Bit paranoid about you grassing me up
Basically just copy and paste a regular google+ email but cut the bottom off and the pics to get it past the spam filter
Edit the text as needed
Just convinced a Yank to support Bernie over Trump.
Except I don't do speed so I just don't get my haircut haha
Had a job interview this morning but I didn't turn up haha, literally woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep so I was lying in bed doing an anxiety for 3 hours, then I threw up lol
get an arts degree lol
Probably going to have to wait several months before trying this shit again
I wonder if they've started talking?
They probably find it embarrassing and want to forget, I hope
Deleted the sites just in case
The login page AFTER you enter your email address (enter password)