>£3k a year to households
Estimate by the pro-EU CBI from 2013. Not based on any real evidence. In any case, benefits are outweighed by £4.5BN membership fee
>if we left, imports would increase
Europe sells more to the uk than we do to them
Invented by the pro-EU campaign group Britain in Europe in 2000
>we are safer
the EU prevents the removal of violent criminals. The Eu court makes it harder to strip citizenship from British nationals who have gone abroad to engage in terrorism
>Women can defend their weight and it's socially unacceptable to mock someone for their weight, even though it's entirely controllable
>Women are free to mock men who are short and there's nothing we can do to change our height
>when a qt girl asks how you know so many flags
>"ah yes, it's because I spent an absurd amount of time on a relatively obscure image board arguing with autists of various nationalities about which countries are which and which ones aren't"
Stand on your tip-toes mate, you'll look at least 5"9.
>Millions of people spilled their blood, your blood, to prevent Britain falling slave to Germany
>People today will willingly spit in their memory and vote to stay in the EU
fatties smashing a symbol of oppression - the scale
>Link between poor English skills and extremism proven on Britain First Facebook page
So much for 1st class post
I though it was supposed to basically be next day. Stuff can come from Penzance sent first class and it gets to my house next day and I'm in the North West
although I've fucked 2 girls taller than me both 5"10
>>Millions of people spilled their blood, your blood, to prevent Britain falling slave to Germany
>>People today will willingly spit in their memory and vote to stay in the EU
Shagaluf, as it’s infamously known, is full of self-proclaimed “lads” in Nike huaraches and vests from River Island emblazoned with images of an American city they’ve never visited, shuffling their way towards the cheekiest of Nandos.
>*glares at the "No Yanks" sign nailed above the door and makes a loud huffing sound*
>*goes back to reading the paper*
>Shagaluf, as it’s infamously known, is full of self-proclaimed “lads” in Nike huaraches and vests from River Island emblazoned with images of an American city they’ve never visited, shuffling their way towards the cheekiest of Nandos.
>*glares at the "No Yanks" sign nailed above the door and makes a loud huffing sound*
>*goes back to reading the paper*
>This is a "normie board" apparently, so people like that are unironically here - and they think they fit in
what's LSD like? howcome you'd do it on a regular basis?
I thought they were like shrooms, i've never heard of anyone getting addicted to shrooms though
Crunching the numbers
Making phone calls
Making graphs and spreadsheets
It's a busy day at the Office where I definitely work lads, because I have a really have job and I'm definitely not a jobless NEET whose sat in his bedroom on 4chan h-ha ha
Might get on the leaflet deliveries lads
My mate does it and he said he gets paid £25 quid a day just to sit in a van and get stoned, he says you don't even have to deliver the leaflets, you can just throw them away and they don't even check haha sounds good to me
A general without yanks, a general without yanks! My kingdom for a general without yanks!
>mfw the transgirl i live with links me this song at this point
Going with two mates
Just gonna see the sights, try and rattle some slav slags, eat some goulash, have a good time basically.
Don't really care desu, I'll take some pics of them
girlfriend just sent me this photo of her she screenshot
>$50 off youtube last month
>2/3rds of the way through this month
>$2.43 so far
it's going to pick up in the last week right?
once the world loses interest in muscleheads the short back and sides will fall, but i think that there will never be a fad ever again with this age of instagram, there is too many different influences on people.
popular culture will just split; hippys / leftys, swagfags, health freaks and posh people
*stares at the ceiling*
*smacks my lips*
mlak, mlak, mlak...
*cracks neck (good kind not bad kind)*
*notices they are dry*
*glances at clock*
mama MIIIIIIIIA!!!!!!! HASTA LA VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIORGIONE BARBARELLI DA CASTELFRANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMA GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Carson standing up to the liberal progressives in Ohio using a lawsuit to remove "In God We Trust" from the currency
not young, just saying she linked me a song at the exact point it says
>ive got something to put in you
Never met a tgirl before her. Are they all this batshit crazy?
its fun but fucking hell are they cheerfully insane
You literally don't fucking belong here, why do you come on here and post this? You would get MUCH more of a reaction on reddit, fucking WHY would you tell us any of this and expect us to relate? Go away.
literally eating a carrot because i wasnt really hungry but i was peckish and thought that toast and beans is taking it a bit far at 11:30pm what am i *hits a contralto* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADs
>What's the next popular haircut?
haha we doing this now then?
i have 1 best mate, few other regular mates
i dont have a gf
i study computer science
i live with mummy
i voted conservative
i've had sex with 1 woman
ive got loads of friends, maybe 4 proper close ones
i have 2 cats
i dont work but i spend my time bettering myself instead of wallowing in misery
i live with my parents
i voted lib dem
ive had sex with 1 lad and a few girls
Get the government out of your wallet and your personal lives. No foreign aid, tariff for immigrants, no corporate welfare, balanced budget, gov out of marriage, legalisation of marijuana.
>i dont work but i spend my time bettering myself instead of wallowing in misery
sure you do la
i keep fit, socialise n help my parents out
ive not got anything i need to spend money on other than drinks for nights out and mummy and daddy are very supportive
why are u so bitter lol >>>/r9k/ not everyone is as pathetic as u
Where do I go with this phishing thing?
It seems to be a failure even when it's a success and I'm getting closer to being arrested
i live in a tory stronghold and nick clegg seemed a decent geezer if a bit of a wet blanket
ukip is a meme
going to stay here and talk more about my great life
where did i sperg out
u seem insecure
its ribena hes trying to find another avenue to get attention from people on 4chan and get """revenge""" on the polish birds he used to harass by accessing their facebooks or summat
You don't have a "great life" at all desu, I don't envy the asinine shite you talk about with your "bezzie mates" over a cheeky nandos, I don't envy you living at home being unemployed, I don't envy you unironically supporting a Paki-loving party, I don't even envy you having sex desu.
But 4chan is not the place to talk about that. You must have noticed from reading other posts but you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion. Fuck off back to reddit and kill yourself.
>You don't have a "great life" at all desu, I don't envy the asinine shite you talk about with your "bezzie mates" over a cheeky nandos, I don't envy you living at home being unemployed, I don't envy you unironically supporting a Paki-loving party, I don't even envy you having sex desu.
>But 4chan is not the place to talk about that. You must have noticed from reading other posts but you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion. Fuck off back to reddit and kill yourself.
It's horrible lad, they're not even nice dreams. Most recent dream I had about her was pretty bad, we were in a classroom and she kept ignoring me but kept giving attention to all my mates, eventually she hugged me in the dream. Felt bad when I woke up.
haha are you that prefect
>you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion
someones got to or the thread will be full of fat smelly autists like you flobbering about discussing anime and how epic nigel farage is and how you want to kill all muslims
Some of you are normies are alright, but I don't think you're as normie as you think you are. Most normies don't even know 4chan exists, the fact you're here at all proves you're just a little bit autistic.
t. Literal neck beard virgin autist
Go o Facebook and ask a random person what 4chan is, I guarantee they will not know, for turbo normies the Internet exists solely for Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and sound cloud. Plus like 90% of the traffic goes exclusively to /b/ anyway.
I'm afraid of speaking to people because I have shit social skills, having a job interview would probably kill me
What do you suggest?
Hard mode: no bullshit that's only works for normies
what is actual disability
my friends have known about 4chan through me for several years, they used to rip the piss out of me thinking it was all anime porn but they had a look and found /sp/
the normal non anime non weird boards are quite interesting to outsiders i think becauseof the comparative lack of moderation and silly post ironic memes, they just need a slightly thick skin and willingness to overlook the weird shite that leaks in from weird boards or poland
nah it does still count
happened to me the first time (i came at a later date) and i talked to all my normie mates and it all happened to them their first time
dw lad youve made it
>I believe in the normie/robot (abnormie) dichotomy
You've fallen for the Jewish tricks of divide and conquer. 4chan has always been a threat to the new world order because of our absolute freedom of speech. The Jews seek to destroy us from the inside.
If I were Chief Commisar of /brit/ I would have you all buried in a mass grave and notify your parents that you died at sea so that for the rest of their lives they will wrongly look out at sea and think of you when instead your bones will be used to build roads
me and the squad having a think
>had a comfy workout in my homegym over my lunch hour(which is whenever i want)
>commutecucks will never know this feel
how's the priso, i mean office cel, i mean building today, commutecucks?
>constanza was literally 5 YEARS ago
where does the time go
>when I first started browsing 4chan I unironically thought "oldfags" were cool and I thought "I wander what it's like to be an oldfag that down with all the memes"
Well, 6 years later I guess I'm an oldfag now and it's not as fun as I thought it'd be
been to around a dozen interviews for various things over the last 3 months, got nothing
when i called my last interviewer they said that it "couldn't have gone better" but they were looking for someone with more experience
t. 20 year old white male with decent qualifications and social skills
alri again lads.
ah yes sublime taste my friend! *lulls you into false security*
*as you approach me with your mental guard down to discuss your trivial childrens taste I unless my true retort that you infact are a fool and a blundering cunt*
Ha-ha! Fooled all along like the worthless nickel you are! Hohoho! *holds my stomach with rich laughter in your downturned faced*
>remember something from my childhood, back when I was happy
>audibly sigh and say fuck out loud
>remember something embarrassing I did
>screw up my face and say shit/cunt/fuck out loud
It's like a tick, I can't help it
awfully rude lad.
would never happen lad.
*at work, reading the Financial Times*
*boss walks through the floor*
>Shouldn't you be working anon?
*lower paper and give him the "I bet you don't even invest in stocks look"*
*raise paper again and ignore him*
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>stock market changes in any way
>WWIII ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>RACE WAR NOW ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>election polling changes slightly
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP CANT BARRAGE THE FARAGE ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>celebrity does something
>JEWS JEWS JEWS THE JEWS ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>Poseidon will kill all the boats lets worship this greekshit false idol!
>boats helped cross med
>Ebola-chan will kill all the niggers lets worship this weebshit false idol!
>Winter-chan will kill all these "refugees" let's worship this weebshit false idol!
This is what /pol/ gets for turning away from God.