Bring back Absolute Monarchy edition
cara
Maisie
nige
where is this the flag of? no googling
Leanne
halo
>Bring back Absolute Monarchy
Rasheed
postin
>>53816368
Swaziland
absolutely despise fat cunts
>>53816368
That country that's inside South Africa
Lesotho, I think?
>being a monarchist
Could you be any more cucked. At least with being a classcuck you have some potential of upwards social mobility.
You will never be royalty and always a pleb.
>£3k a year to households
Estimate by the pro-EU CBI from 2013. Not based on any real evidence. In any case, benefits are outweighed by £4.5BN membership fee
>if we left, imports would increase
Europe sells more to the uk than we do to them
>3mn jobs
Invented by the pro-EU campaign group Britain in Europe in 2000
>we are safer
the EU prevents the removal of violent criminals. The Eu court makes it harder to strip citizenship from British nationals who have gone abroad to engage in terrorism
>>53816368
african shithole #731
This man comes up to you and says he'll take your motor off you for 750 quid
What do you do?
>working class jobs like steelworks being gutted
>#WelcomeMigrants
>>53816420
sorry, forgot pic
>>53816420
Where did you but your invisibility cloak mate
>>53816385
>Women can defend their weight and it's socially unacceptable to mock someone for their weight, even though it's entirely controllable
>Women are free to mock men who are short and there's nothing we can do to change our height
>>53816420
sell it and run off as it wasn't mine
>>53816420
pretty good deal considering I don't have a motor
>>53816401
chill out nige
>>53816420
a good deal, would probably get £300 for it anywhere else
Hello?
http://thetab.com/2016/01/16/gourmet-burger-kitchens-old-colonial-burger-called-racist-69201
Immi-grunts(n):
Incoherent noises made when a Britain First supporter attempts to speak.
>>53816391
>>53816383
>when a qt girl asks how you know so many flags
>"ah yes, it's because I spent an absurd amount of time on a relatively obscure image board arguing with autists of various nationalities about which countries are which and which ones aren't"
speed speed speed speeeeeeeEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc
@53816465
paki
>>53816433
Stand on your tip-toes mate, you'll look at least 5"9.
>>53816420
Got my car for £300 so I'd be landed
>>53816473
have actually had this happen to me because I knew all the flags in a pub quiz once (except the gril wasn't that qt, pretty average in fact)
>Millions of people spilled their blood, your blood, to prevent Britain falling slave to Germany
>People today will willingly spit in their memory and vote to stay in the EU
>>53816473
or maybe it's because I've been to ZA?
fatties smashing a symbol of oppression - the scale
http://newsthump.com/2016/01/19/link-between-poor-english-skills-and-extremism-proven-on-britain-first-facebook-page/
>Link between poor English skills and extremism proven on Britain First Facebook page
LMAO
Fuck sake
So much for 1st class post
I though it was supposed to basically be next day. Stuff can come from Penzance sent first class and it gets to my house next day and I'm in the North West
>>53816464
TW: colonialism
>>53816429
haha woah steady on there
*flicks the top of your b to make it spin round*
haha whoops it's a q now but you get my point haha
cheerio
>>53816515
NIGGER
>>53816504
>tfw 5"8
although I've fucked 2 girls taller than me both 5"10
i mean lads shes fairly lesbian but is it possible shes still kfc (keen for cock)?
@53816521
>trendy internet """""""news""""""" sites
tbqh
>tfw you will neverput aside the rhetoric
being done
@53816521
paki
>>53816433
>we
haha mate haha
Just weighed myself, 12st 3lbs
*glares at the "No Yanks" sign nailed above the door and makes a loud huffing sound*
*goes back to reading the paper*
>>Millions of people spilled their blood, your blood, to prevent Britain falling slave to Germany
>>People today will willingly spit in their memory and vote to stay in the EU
Shagaluf, as it’s infamously known, is full of self-proclaimed “lads” in Nike huaraches and vests from River Island emblazoned with images of an American city they’ve never visited, shuffling their way towards the cheekiest of Nandos.
What does it mean?
>>53816464
I hope they dont pussy out and remove the ads
>>53816517
>a guitar hero controller
what did she mean by this?
>tfw just googling her username for various other sites she's on
>trying her passwords, hope to get something
What I need is for her to reactivate her hotmail account
>>53816483
Incredibly good post
>*glares at the "No Yanks" sign nailed above the door and makes a loud huffing sound*
>*goes back to reading the paper*
>>53816913
This is a "normie board" apparently, so people like that are unironically here - and they think they fit in
PFFFT HAHAHA
>Shagaluf, as it’s infamously known, is full of self-proclaimed “lads” in Nike huaraches and vests from River Island emblazoned with images of an American city they’ve never visited, shuffling their way towards the cheekiest of Nandos.
>>53816510
WW2 wasn't fought to stop us joining the EU
>*glares at the "No Yanks" sign nailed above the door and makes a loud huffing sound*
>*goes back to reading the paper*
It has been about 8 months since I stopped doing LSD on a regular basis and I think the swirling spirals behind my eyelids have finally faded away.
>>53816557
poor bloke never can now
he's trapped in an eternal state of rhetoric limbo, floating between instances of rhetoric which are suspended in air
>>53816968
Waheyy do it again
>>53816547
jou ma se poes
It's been 10 year sand I still can't decide if I'd shag Lily Allen.
>This is a "normie board" apparently, so people like that are unironically here - and they think they fit in
>PFFFT HAHAHA
*glances again at the "No Yank" sign*
*closes eyes*
*thinks of happy thoughts*
>>53816967
sweet blade, bro
Lads, what do you think of the racism in the Oscar awards ceremony? I for one will not be watching this year
me on the left
>>53816968
what's LSD like? howcome you'd do it on a regular basis?
I thought they were like shrooms, i've never heard of anyone getting addicted to shrooms though
>>53816947
or perhaps your definition of "normie" is skewed by the fact you consider anyone capable of functioning in society a "normie"
*glances again at the "No Yank" sign*
*loudly yells*
WON ORDER FRY RY RIV PORK
WON ORDER FRY RY RV PORK
*goes back to doing calculus*
https://youtu.be/lO_uNraib3g
Me on the right
>>53817010
the only snubbing of a black guy i can see as being odd is idris elba in that warlord movie.
fucking will smith and NWA shit? le no
Crunching the numbers
Making phone calls
Signing paperwork
Making graphs and spreadsheets
Doing presentations
Sending emails
It's a busy day at the Office where I definitely work lads, because I have a really have job and I'm definitely not a jobless NEET whose sat in his bedroom on 4chan h-ha ha
>>53817040
/beep/?
>>53817043
sweet jesus
>>53817050
I swear women literally WANT to be possessions
>>53817010
what racism?
>>53816989
I've met and talked to her at a party ngl
>>53817064
/honk/
>>53817031
>or perhaps your definition of "normie" is skewed by the fact you consider anyone normal a "normie"
>>53816989
I would
Spend nearly 800 quid this week lads, rate how well I did?
>New Kindle
>Gaming PC components
>Flights, accommodation and some spending money for a weekend in Budapest at the end of the month
>>53817027
"A black man, in my gang"
>>53817113
ripped off
What's the next popular haircut?
>>53817105
>being normal is a bad thing
>>53817113
sounds decent
are you going to Budapest on your own or with friends/gf?
>>53817132
Ponytail
>>53817029
I did it about three times a month for 8 months
Never done shrooms but apparently it's nigh on identical except LSD lasts a lot longer.
it's not addictive
>>53817113
why you going buda mate
>>53816989
> 10 year sand
What did he mean by this?
>watching an Anzu makeup tutorial
>sister comes in
>switch tab to /brit/
>bit fat anime pantyshot advert at the bottom
for fuck's sake
Might get on the leaflet deliveries lads
My mate does it and he said he gets paid £25 quid a day just to sit in a van and get stoned, he says you don't even have to deliver the leaflets, you can just throw them away and they don't even check haha sounds good to me
>>53817090
What's she like? Always thought she came across as a bit of a spoilt, stuck up mouthy slag.
>>53817113
Fuck off, guy who sings that song called Budapest that was in the charts like a yeaGEORGE EZRA
Fuck off, George Ezra
>>53817132
>>53817132
Skinhead with hitler moustache
My favourite Eden Hazard goal this season is
A general without yanks, a general without yanks! My kingdom for a general without yanks!
>>53817173
>£25 a day
absolutely shit
>>53817173
runt
>mfw the transgirl i live with links me this song at this point
https://youtu.be/HTN6Du3MCgI?t=95
>gaming PC components
>>53817132
>tfw no proper haircut
>wake up and just walk around with a bed head all day
I'm an absolute mad man
>>53817113
>going to Budapest
You know it's still full of migrants and Keleti train station is still a """refugee"" camp.
>>53817172
Didn't realise there were still people on the internet that didn't use adblock
>>53817192
Tfw Yanks didn't even exist at the time
Hello, I'm any English black comedian..
..
My Nigerian mum..
..
Thank you. I've been any English black comedian
>>53817172
forgot this site even had ads desu
>>53817200
It's just a spot of extra quid to go along with the dole lad
>>53817212
tune 2bh
>>53817212
at 1:35 i mean
stop calling me a runt
I know who you are
>>53817212
How young are you desu. That song was everywhere when it came out and people sang it all the time.
>>53817144
Going with two mates
>>53817151
Just gonna see the sights, try and rattle some slav slags, eat some goulash, have a good time basically.
>>53817216
Don't really care desu, I'll take some pics of them
girlfriend just sent me this photo of her she screenshot
This train terminates here, terminates here
>>53817132
skullet
*rattles tea cup aggressively*
*stares at the "No Yanks" sign*
*attempts to adjust door frame smaller*
>>53817253
LITTLE
>$50 off youtube last month
>2/3rds of the way through this month
>$2.43 so far
it's going to pick up in the last week right?
Didn't go exploring lads, just sat down for ages instead
@53817253
Fuck off, you detestable, malodorous runt.
>>53817132
once the world loses interest in muscleheads the short back and sides will fall, but i think that there will never be a fad ever again with this age of instagram, there is too many different influences on people.
popular culture will just split; hippys / leftys, swagfags, health freaks and posh people
>tfw no tranny punk band gf, a transpunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxsJ7BFNb0
>>53817234
>just a spot of extra quid
Never say that again.
got a job interview tomorrow morning for my php/js internship haha wahey meeting with the cto/ceo of a start up
>>53817294
swing us your youtube account lads
>>53817294
You need Youtube Gold lad
>>53817294
how many views do you get?
yank reporting in
>>53817294
It's because it's January lad, advertisers don't do much advertising in January because it's after crimbo and nobody's got any money
my crotch is fermenting
might be time for a shower soon
*wakes up*
*stares at the ceiling*
*smacks my lips*
mlak, mlak, mlak...
*stretches arms*
*stretches back*
*cracks neck (good kind not bad kind)*
*cracks knuckles*
hmmm........
*puckers lips*
*notices they are dry*
mama mia...
*glances at clock*
*12:10*
mama MIIIIIIIIA!!!!!!! HASTA LA VISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIORGIONE BARBARELLI DA CASTELFRANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMA GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Carson standing up to the liberal progressives in Ohio using a lawsuit to remove "In God We Trust" from the currency
*glares at the "No Yank" sign*
*coughs excessively*
>>53817254
not young, just saying she linked me a song at the exact point it says
>ive got something to put in you
Never met a tgirl before her. Are they all this batshit crazy?
>>53817325
its fun but fucking hell are they cheerfully insane
listening to hospice lads
feels like im in year 11 again hahawalking in that room when you had tubes in your arm, those silly morphine alarms out of tune~~~~
>>53817391
I realized I had athletes foot
>>53817255
>Wagecuck
>Friends
>Sexually active
>Traveller
You literally don't fucking belong here, why do you come on here and post this? You would get MUCH more of a reaction on reddit, fucking WHY would you tell us any of this and expect us to relate? Go away.
>>53817417
Well give it back then!
>>53817400
When will the meme of holding up a piece of paper with words on it die?
>>53817401
are you instigating something
>>53817394
dont get the 4th line but apart from that a solid 7.6/10 (a distinction -- but just)
>>53817400
he looks like a white guy with black skin
>>53817394
>>53817401
>*
>>53817328
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheREALAlexsplat
>>53817363
91k views last month
53k views this month up to the 16th
>>53817377
hope you're right desu
>this one salty abnormie
*hangs more "No Yank" signs up*
*organises eye tests for yanks*
*goes back to reading the daily meme*
>>53817443
Bent
I have 3 friends
I have a fiancée
I work in retail
I'm 28
I live with my parents
I voted UKIP
I've had sex with 2 women
>>53817422
No. I've given him a spot at the paralympics.
>>53817419
oh fuck off you pathetic cunt
>>53817436
its the onomatopoeia of me smacking my lips
>>53817407
still sounds like youve not heard the song before
its funny :D jsut do a laugh
>I do Pivot animation
>>53817450
>unironically using the word "salty" to describe anything other than food or the sea
le fuck off back to reddit
>>53817460
stop that
>>53817400
Pro-tip: "in God we trust" was only added on the money in the 50s as nothing more than a Fuck you to the commies
>>53817473
I have 1 seat
>>53817473
Decent lad
>>53817498
Good
>>53817443
lol what the fuck is this
>>53817490
f o y
>>53817478
>>>/reddit/
also fucking kill yourself
*taps "No Yank" signs*
*grunts*
I have 2 close friends
I have a gf
I work in software
I'm 23
I live with my gf
I voted Conservative
I've had sex with 1 woman
>>53817498
>Could be living in glorious USSR where the Muslims are in the gulag
we made the wrong choice.
>>53817517
heheh
>>53817473
I have three sex toys
I have a dog
I work in the unemployment line
I'm 45 years old
I live with my parents ashes
I voted Green
I had sex with two empty socks
>>53817484
literally eating a carrot because i wasnt really hungry but i was peckish and thought that toast and beans is taking it a bit far at 11:30pm what am i *hits a contralto* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADs
>>53817132
>What's the next popular haircut?
in UK?
this one
>>53817543
>implying
Russia loves Muslims
@53817472
@53817483
@53817515
bullies out
*taps "Australians Shall Be Treated as Second Class Citizens" sign*
*exhales loudly through my nose*
>there is a YouTube """""celebrity""""" on brit right now
F U C K O F F
I'd rather footballers keep their ridiculous pay than people being famous and making money from YouTube videos
I have 5 close friends, larger circle of friends
I work in policy research
I'm 21
I live with my parents
I vote Liberal Democrats (Libertarians), would vote UKIP
I've had sex with 2 women
>>53817540
haha we doing this now then?
i have 1 best mate, few other regular mates
i dont have a gf
i study computer science
im 20
i live with mummy
i voted conservative
i've had sex with 1 woman
>>53817564
>Under Stalin, Soviet authorities cracked down on Muslim clergy, closing many mosques or turning them into warehouses.
:^)
>>53817578
*taps the tip of my cock*
*signals you to loosen that slutty little jaw of yours*
ive got loads of friends, maybe 4 proper close ones
i have 2 cats
i dont work but i spend my time bettering myself instead of wallowing in misery
im 19
i live with my parents
i voted lib dem
ive had sex with 1 lad and a few girls
>>53817526
>>>/r9k/
>>53817560
>haircut
>>53817578
Harrumph
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
Keep it in this please
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
Keep it in this please
http://strawpoll.me/6565120
>>53817602
They did the same to Churches, retard
Why do people wash their hands after pissing lads?
You don't piss in your hands. And even if you did, urine is sterile and can't contain germs.
Have 3 close friends, 2 know im mtf
Have a gf
Study psychology/neurology
20
live student house
voted labour
Had sex with 1 guy, 1 girl and 1 transgirl
>>53817484
>mfw i lost weight by just eating less shite
>>53817443
Don't worry about it la
>>53817584
>I vote Liberal Democrats (Libertarians)
haha literally why? the only policy they have that i'm familiar of is that they want to split queensland into 2 states
>>53817624
Your point?
*taps the "Fuck off Rasheed" sign*
*throws the quran out the window*
no friends
no jobs
no gf
no pets
one willy
*posts again despite the many foy signs*
X'D
>>53817633
haha #mentallyderangeLAD/SS
>>53817644
Rasheed
>>53817633
>mtf
>Study psychology/neurology
Takes one to know one, I guess
>Your point?
>>53817641
Why not?
Get the government out of your wallet and your personal lives. No foreign aid, tariff for immigrants, no corporate welfare, balanced budget, gov out of marriage, legalisation of marijuana.
>>53817617
>i dont work but i spend my time bettering myself instead of wallowing in misery
sure you do la
getting SIGNIFICANT pleasure from this august ames pov
>>53817681
>said I was happy they closed all the Mosques in USSR
get called rasheed
W E W
E
W
Someone on the train has 2 tear drops tattooed under his eyes
What did he mean by this
>>53817040
alri
I'm finna put my point in this crackas ass if he finna keep talkin this nonsense baka
My mate is a mod on int and wants you all to vote on this
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
http://strawpoll.me/6545263
lads I might go and so something craahahahazy because my life is literally 99% empty vacuum right now
like climb mount Kilimanjaro or something
what do you lot think? (no yanks)
>>53817636
good to know
>>53817702
i keep fit, socialise n help my parents out
ive not got anything i need to spend money on other than drinks for nights out and mummy and daddy are very supportive
why are u so bitter lol >>>/r9k/ not everyone is as pathetic as u
>>53817617
>i voted lib dem
>>53817742
join the army you bellend
>>53817742
Do it
can i marry one of you to get English citizen ship?
Real talk
Where do I go with this phishing thing?
It seems to be a failure even when it's a success and I'm getting closer to being arrested
>>53817617
Lol, OK, you've had your fun now FUCK OFF back to reddit or facebook or twitter to talk about sex and cats with your "proper close" normie friends. No part of 4chan is for you.
>>53817742
climb everest m8
>>53817761
I'm looking for more of a gap year sort of thing rather than a career
>>53817770
girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0z1CT-nR8
lads
>>53817742
Smuggle kinder eggs into the United states
>>53817776
For what purpose are you phishing la?
Only thing I can think it'd be useful is for checking for nudes in private messages
>>53817759
>spergs out and gets /THIS/ defensive
Sure you don't need to go on /r9k/ pal?
Who else is a migrant from /sp/ here?
>>53817840
No, but I frequent /sp/ in our winter time. Why you here la?
Cold out
>>53817760
i live in a tory stronghold and nick clegg seemed a decent geezer if a bit of a wet blanket
ukip is a meme
>>53817797
going to stay here and talk more about my great life
>>53817834
where did i sperg out
u seem insecure
>>53817829
its ribena hes trying to find another avenue to get attention from people on 4chan and get """revenge""" on the polish birds he used to harass by accessing their facebooks or summat
>>53817840
everybody
>>53817863
The board is dead
>>53817840
Kys
>I don't properly punctuation my posts
>I type "u" instead of "you", and so on
>I use emoticons (ironic emoticon use is acceptable, however)
>>53817883
Kys
>>53817927
>i have autism
:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWMXRV28Bzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5ab8BOu4LE
>>53817804
nope, iam trying to enlist in the British military, so you should marry me if you love your country.
>>53817930
KSI
>>53817829
it's just that whenever someone falls for the phishing email/site they either change their email/pass or I can't get in due to lack of info regarding their security questions
fuck me lads six nations is right round the corner
>highschool oneitis regularly makes appearances in your dreams despite having finished school 5 years ago
>>53817894
shame, that board used to be bantz central. what happened? did the /sp/ finally do his nut in?
>>53817927
u are autistic senpai
>>53816368
Africa
>>53817869
You don't have a "great life" at all desu, I don't envy the asinine shite you talk about with your "bezzie mates" over a cheeky nandos, I don't envy you living at home being unemployed, I don't envy you unironically supporting a Paki-loving party, I don't even envy you having sex desu.
But 4chan is not the place to talk about that. You must have noticed from reading other posts but you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion. Fuck off back to reddit and kill yourself.
>>53817840
hahaha ye 2bh
>>53817840
>>53817840
Here.
Where do I get my /int/ womminz?
>I browse /sp/
normies more like yesmies
>>53817988
Why does sky sports treat sport like it's so important? Lol, it's just a game.
>>53817946
why?
>You don't have a "great life" at all desu, I don't envy the asinine shite you talk about with your "bezzie mates" over a cheeky nandos, I don't envy you living at home being unemployed, I don't envy you unironically supporting a Paki-loving party, I don't even envy you having sex desu.
>But 4chan is not the place to talk about that. You must have noticed from reading other posts but you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion. Fuck off back to reddit and kill yourself.
>>53817971
>iktf
It's horrible lad, they're not even nice dreams. Most recent dream I had about her was pretty bad, we were in a classroom and she kept ignoring me but kept giving attention to all my mates, eventually she hugged me in the dream. Felt bad when I woke up.
abnormies are absolute cretins. a solution to them must be proposed.
Have no fucking leg room on this train reeeeeee
>>53817977
>bezzie mates
haha are you that prefect
>you insist on shoehorning normie shite into every discussion
someones got to or the thread will be full of fat smelly autists like you flobbering about discussing anime and how epic nigel farage is and how you want to kill all muslims
>>53817971
iktf
>>53817971
>girl who lost interest in me appeared in my dream last, tried making conversation with her but she kept making things awkward
i want to forget about all these girls haha
>>53818051
these gooks just aren't that attractive
>>53817971
>iktf
why won't she leave me alone
Some of you are normies are alright, but I don't think you're as normie as you think you are. Most normies don't even know 4chan exists, the fact you're here at all proves you're just a little bit autistic.
t. Literal neck beard virgin autist
>>53818031
certainly not because i was kicked out of the american military or anything.
what am i like haha xx
>>53818087
some gooks can be really attractive and it hurts to look at them haha
>>53818024
>>53818092
>Most normies don't even know 4chan exists
fuck off, snowflake
4chan is one of the most popular sites on the internet
>>53818092
i know guys who fuck 9/10s every weekend who post on /fit/ hahaha
4chan isn't your abnormie club anymore bruh
>>53818092
found this place in my abnormie years, 7 years ago. haven't left.
t. turbo normie
IMPORTANT
We should combine the words "literally" and "unironically" to create one super word.
>>53818112
never seen one desu, they just don't do anything for me
>>53818092
>Most normies don't even know 4chan exists
>>53818092
>the fact you're here at all proves you're just a little bit autistic.
yeah good point haha
>>53818130
>alexa rank 797
>popular
>>53818143
literonically
unlitorically
>>53818143
Unilateral
>>53818122
Just admired my willy and balls in the bathroom mirror for like 30 seconds.
They look very, VERY nice today.
>>53818143
[liter][ally]
>>53818143
Literonically
>>53818158
Are you retarded?
Do you not know how many websites are on the internet?
>>53818154
go out more or smthn there aren't many who hit me like this one but there out there pham
IMG_1142 you here lad?
https://www.fb.com/ShutYourMouthMom/posts/1184934438201144
>nonces
>>53817840
>>53818198
pfft probably upper bounding on the tens of thousands now given that the internets what? 20 years old?
>>53818183
im very happy for you
>>53818155
>>53818130
Go o Facebook and ask a random person what 4chan is, I guarantee they will not know, for turbo normies the Internet exists solely for Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and sound cloud. Plus like 90% of the traffic goes exclusively to /b/ anyway.
>>53818213
fuck japan is weird
If someone could just fuck my shit up that would be great, ta'.
>>53818180
HEAR HEAR
>>53818247
Cheers ahaha, I am as well!
>>53818261
>all these special snowflakes who think 4chin is their sekrit club
>>53818303
>They're unable to earn it themselves?
Get a job?
>acknowledging men who wear vests
not bloody likely
>>53818289
alri
>>53818303
Maybe you should PURCHASE fewer pies, Chris mate!
Haha, gonna tweet him that now
>>53818261
everyone who uses the internet knows what 4chan is
they just don't come here because they're babbies who still think this place is "scary" or they're like you said
@53818338
>>53818338
Hello reddit!
>>53818294
>>53818265
what
>>53817971
>highschool
FOY
>>53818341
I'm afraid of speaking to people because I have shit social skills, having a job interview would probably kill me
What do you suggest?
Hard mode: no bullshit that's only works for normies
Reminder that I am the biggest normie here; not only have I got a job, but I've also been to cheeky nandos and I once even touched a girls bottom.
>>53818341
what is actual disability
>>53818338
my friends have known about 4chan through me for several years, they used to rip the piss out of me thinking it was all anime porn but they had a look and found /sp/
the normal non anime non weird boards are quite interesting to outsiders i think becauseof the comparative lack of moderation and silly post ironic memes, they just need a slightly thick skin and willingness to overlook the weird shite that leaks in from weird boards or poland
>>53818265
what
r8
if i didn't come does it still count as sex? if no then i'm still a virgin?
>>53818392
w2c those boots
>>53818406
I once held two girl's hands simultaneously
you are nothing compared to me
>>53818261
>Plus like 90% of the traffic goes exclusively to /b/ anyway.
not true anymore
*unholsters revolver*
*taps "No Aussies" sign with the barrel*
>>53818433
3 power gap 2, 1
>>53818437
yes, no
>>53818437
nah it does still count
happened to me the first time (i came at a later date) and i talked to all my normie mates and it all happened to them their first time
dw lad youve made it
>I believe in the normie/robot (abnormie) dichotomy
You've fallen for the Jewish tricks of divide and conquer. 4chan has always been a threat to the new world order because of our absolute freedom of speech. The Jews seek to destroy us from the inside.
If I were Chief Commisar of /brit/ I would have you all buried in a mass grave and notify your parents that you died at sea so that for the rest of their lives they will wrongly look out at sea and think of you when instead your bones will be used to build roads
me and the squad having a think
>>53818303
>punchable face
>fat
>wearing a waistcoat
>stupid glasses
>dumb haircut (shaped using fedora)
>ginger, unkept neckbeard
very subtle fedora post desu
>>53818501
superb post
>>53818492
magnificent post
>>53818486
fandabbydozy post
>>53818454
*turns around from chatting shit with my mates in a circle that you are clearly not apart of, anyway i hoc up a fat bit of phlem and spit it on you*
>>53818492
Bit abhorrant that
>>53818486
>our absolute freedom of speech
how new r u?
>>53818501
>eh lad make sure all the bottles are in front of us on the table before you take the picture so everyone knows how much we drank
>>53818501
me second from right
If you're attractive you're automatically a normie and will be guaranteed a good life
roo
>>53818303
>5 figure salary
lol
i am unemployed though haha
>>53818501
why is the yank loking bloke on the far left wearing a rubber sports watch circa year 3
>had a comfy workout in my homegym over my lunch hour(which is whenever i want)
>commutecucks will never know this feel
how's the priso, i mean office cel, i mean building today, commutecucks?
>>53818529
>taking my obviously ironic post seriously
o boy
>>53818397
>tfw no more Costanza threads
>>53818584
>constanza was literally 5 YEARS ago
where does the time go
>>53818404
Apply for a job that doesn't require an interview
>>53818573
thinking of putting together a home gym. what equipment do you have/ what make do you recommend?
>get called a backup dancer
>make an entire song dedicated to letting others know you don't care in the slighest that you were called a backup dancer.
Rate my lunch lads
>Sushi
>Maple and pecan plait
>Strong cuppa
>>53818519
*shoots you*
>tfw money but no friends
>>53818616
it brought in a new age of 'chon memes tbH
>>53818650
Knob
Feels good knowing I could have your favourite celebrity literally killed any moment I wish thanks to the Supreme power my aristocratic family has vested upon me
>>53818566
I'm attractive but also autistic - it's quite a combo.
>when I first started browsing 4chan I unironically thought "oldfags" were cool and I thought "I wander what it's like to be an oldfag that down with all the memes"
Well, 6 years later I guess I'm an oldfag now and it's not as fun as I thought it'd be
>>53818341
been to around a dozen interviews for various things over the last 3 months, got nothing
when i called my last interviewer they said that it "couldn't have gone better" but they were looking for someone with more experience
t. 20 year old white male with decent qualifications and social skills
>>53818650
that's not real food
>>53818568
i disagree
>>53818676
*walks past you*
*turns to you as i walk past*
*burps in your face*
haha dickhead
got nectarine pits in my arm pits
>>53818686
*bittersweet symphony starts playing*
>>53818637
>power rack
>oly barbell with weights
>those hi-tech dumbells
>decline situp bench
>power tower(pull ups and dips)
>exercise bike
what i've got in my garage la
>>53818680
auttracsticve
>>53818690
Stop applying for jobs too good for you then
Immigrants who can barely speak English find jobs here, no excuse for you
>>53818667
>>53818692
alri again lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7W5F9K1fY
oh haha
lads it just dawned on me that all i've done for the past 10 or so years is replace one vice with another. i just replaced heavy WoW usage with heavy 4chan usage haha hm
>>53818714
The Rolling Stones took all the royalties for that song
Guess for The Verve it was bittersweet
>>53818706
why lad?
>>53818573
>home gym in the garage
>unheated
>weights and bars are ice cold to the touch
>>53818750
haha
ree
>>53818770
dont know really
>>53818740
>weeb niggers
disgusting
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5k0WYPrjRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yPzMXLenzw
me lads
http://www.theguardian.com/stage/live/2016/jan/15/isy-suttie-webchat-the-actual-one
>>53818750
i replaced cigarettes with spliffs then replaced spliffs with booze. i am a man of restraint these days however. it's boring
>>53818740
ah yes sublime taste my friend! *lulls you into false security*
*as you approach me with your mental guard down to discuss your trivial childrens taste I unless my true retort that you infact are a fool and a blundering cunt*
Ha-ha! Fooled all along like the worthless nickel you are! Hohoho! *holds my stomach with rich laughter in your downturned faced*
>>53818727
applied to be a dishwasher / kitchen bitch at lie 7 different places, 1 trial shift, didn't get it because there was someone with experience, despite the trial going "very well"
is twitter down?
>>53818715
noice
>>>/v/324483520
>>53818851
Something is technically wrong.
Thanks for noticing—we're going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.
>>53818847
you must be proper fucking shit at washing dishes tbf lad. are you a mong?
>>53817473
I have 13 friends
I work in fashion retail
I have a gf
I've had sex with three girls
I have 2 sex toys
I live with my father
You're doing prett well lad, keep it up
>>53818616
>remember something from my childhood, back when I was happy
>audibly sigh and say fuck out loud
>remember something embarrassing I did
>screw up my face and say shit/cunt/fuck out loud
It's like a tick, I can't help it
>/pol/ - politically incorrect
>is actually never incorrect
>>53818800
awfully rude lad.
>>53818841
would never happen lad.
*at work, reading the Financial Times*
*boss walks through the floor*
*sees me*
>Shouldn't you be working anon?
*lower paper and give him the "I bet you don't even invest in stocks look"*
*raise paper again and ignore him*
>>53818780
soft cunt
>>53818918
what it's literally always incorrect you spacker
>>53818918
So how's President Mitt doing
>>53818937
>*boss walks through the floor*
could you expand upon this?
>>53818890
not even a mong, actually pretty good at most things, the one thing interviewers have said is that i'm "a bit quiet"
>>53818893
Also I'm 18
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
SHE DIDNT NEED TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE IT OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND WE WERE NOTHING
>>53818946
nice try reddit
>>53818964
should have talked a bit louder then lad no one likes having to say 'what?' all the time
Anyone else think she's qt?
>>53818994
I like to listen to this song and remember all the friends who I don't see anymore
>page 6
ACTIVATE IT
>>53816521
newsthump is a satirical website lol...
>>53818946
You've got 1 decade to post one time /pol/ was wrong. Good luck, faggit.
>>53819038
nah dont im leaving once the new thread pops up
>>53819019
yeah ofc
she's 9.5/10 wifey material
>>53818982
mfw i could heem you with one punch
>>53819057
Imagine if you had a son with her though and he had a rat face as well
>>53819008
haha you nearly got me lad. just realised everything you said was incorrect which proved me right. you're one ironic potato tbf
>>53819046
nigel farage didn't become an MP in the 2015 general election.
There's a time /pol/ was wrong
Normies? Nah. Not a fan.
>>53819046
>stock market changes in any way
>WWIII ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>shooting occurs
>RACE WAR NOW ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>election polling changes slightly
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP CANT BARRAGE THE FARAGE ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>celebrity does something
>JEWS JEWS JEWS THE JEWS ITS HAPPENING GET UR GUN
>>53819079
>counting memes
reaching a bit there lad
>>53819057
agree :)
>>53819074
fuck off
>>53819015
everyone else constantly butts in to the conversation and talks over the interviewer, why do people like that?
>>53819069
I also didn't feel it was necessary to mention; but I have a black belt in judo. So good luck with that.
>>53819046
Mitt Romney becoming President
>>53819117
>judo
well memed
>>53819046
>muh jews are behind everything
>>53819107
>haha they were wrong then but IT DOESN'T COUNT because reasons lol xD
>>53819046
when have they ever been right?
>>53819046
>Poseidon will kill all the boats lets worship this greekshit false idol!
>boats helped cross med
>Ebola-chan will kill all the niggers lets worship this weebshit false idol!
>nothing happens
>Winter-chan will kill all these "refugees" let's worship this weebshit false idol!
>warm winter
This is what /pol/ gets for turning away from God.