>so it says here you're a NEET virgin.

>Are you willing to fix both of those problems sir?

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>Under hobbies and interests you've listed "going on the lash with the lads, picking up fit slags and exchanging cutting edge banter with the lads on /brit/ ahahaha x". Care to explain that?

>>25865011
We can fix the second problem right now.
*stands up, unzips dick'

>it says here instead of bettering yourself, you go on a vietnamese cappuccino art board to fester in self-pity. care to try and convince me why i should bother hiring someone who isn't trying to improve themself, let alone this company?

Y-yeah...

But i really need this job!

Ive heard good things about the company and i want to be apart of that.

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>it says here you take hgh to make skull gains

>>25864986

"yeah thats why i'm applying for a job"

>>25865105
maybe you should apply for a gf

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> Interests: Video Games
> Admired Companies: Bungie, Bethesda

Why did we hire this fag?

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>>25864986
>"um actually I meant to say I am a domestic engineer sir, I have expertise in comfyness and cooking the finest Tendies"

Uh I forgot to put down that I fucked an escort.

Well do something about it

>inb4 gay buttsex

>>25865138
except that does not count

>>25865123

They tell me that that position has been filled

>>25865153
>"but u heard you guys like "expierience"

>>25865225
Filled your mum in all kinds of positions

>>25864986
>But you do eat sardines, so you're hired.

>>25865401
are you the guy who invested in sardine stocks and wants to become rich CEO of a sardine company?