/Afr/ican general / Afrikaanse algemene

>>53709931
oom lourens le flat op sy rag

How easy is it to start a business in places like Nigeria or Kenya as a Finn?

Fuck, I forgot that it's afrika algemeen & not afrikaanse algemene

>>53710133
very

:(

Listen I need to go outside for a bit

>>53711027
No. Come back.

>>53710190
Goeie dag, hoe gaan dit in argentinië?

>>53711210
>>53711027
Who is who

Here. Better?

>>53711399
MY IPHONE IS DOOD

>>53711624
Hoekom post jy nie van 'n rekenaar af nie?

>>53711633
ek maak dit nou, maar ek moet nout koop 'n nuwe telefoon en dit is te duur.
ek sou eerder zuma dood wees dan my telefoon.

hoe gaan dit met jou bru

>>53711776
Ja my selfoon het ek in 2009 gekoop, hy het nie eers Android nie.

Dit gaan goed, dis sondag so ek het niks om te doen nie.

why is /afr/ just shitposting in downy dutch?

>>53711915
give gold

File: bart (75).jpg (97KB, 500x492px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 500x492px

>>53711864
>2009
is jy 'n 80 jaar oud man? hoekom jy kan lewe met geen whatsapp of 3g?

>>53711915
dis snaaks vir jou

>>53711960
Ek hou nie baie van selfone nie, my familie wil heeltyd vir my 'n selfoon gee dat ek kan whatsapp, maar ek wil nie een hê nie.

>>53711915
"downy dutch" is an official african language, even the title of this thread is written in it

>>53712040
fair enough. ek sal nou lewe soos jou vir 'n paar weke.
een vra, waar in suid-afrika woon jy?

File: image.jpg (94KB, 680x1102px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 680x1102px

>tfw i will never be south african...

>>53712040
lol cmon. seriously, it's hardly even a dialect. You are literally just talking like kiwis that drank a tad bit too much Robitussin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM

File: tuinroete.jpg (437KB, 1668x854px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 1668x854px

>>53712125
Tuinroete

>>53712149
DIS 'N BOODSKAP VIR DONALD TRUNK............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOu0M-3cyw

>>53712195
Its recognized as a completely different language from dutch, why you always making fun of our accent

>>53712149
Be proud of being mexican man, viva la mexico

File: image.jpg (48KB, 266x500px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 266x500px

>>53712204
Una vela...

>>53712200
>Tuinroete
hemel op die platteland?

File: 11909887_10206065113119318_1392632309_n.jpg (19KB, 417x668px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 417x668px

>>53712282
Because you roll your Rs sooooo much

>>53712304
Wat is dit?

>>53712318
Do you think new zealanders are better than australians?

>>53712348
I've lived in New Zealand for like 5 years. They are more or less the same people. I wish I had my kiwi accent back tho :(

>>53712348
NZ comedy > Australian comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv568AzZ-i8

>>53712371
I'd rather live in nz than in aus

>>53712397
Thats the people from flight of the conchords, that was a really good show.

>>53712348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLPxMGxaosI

ek nie hou van dit nie maar my kop werk soos dit van a kak-posting aap (soos >>53712397) want my afrikaans is basiese. beter as >>53712397 weer though

>>53712511
O ja ek het dit al gehoor, ek luister nie baie afrikaanse musiek nie. Jy sê dit help baie om afrikaans te leer as jy afrikaanse musiek luister.

Die australianers bly ons kak gee oor ons aksent, hulle aksent is baie slegter.

>>53712676
ek werk met expats en toeriste en soms hulle se ek klink "kind of" australian. baie rassitiese, offensief, etc. van hulle

File: zuma11.jpg (90KB, 220x295px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 220x295px

>>53712850
Dit is 'n belediging, australië en sekere engelse mense soos die van skotland en ierland is baie moeiliker om te verstaan, amerika het die maklikste engelse aksent, maar seker omdat ons dit baie op die televisie hoor.

Ek wil vandag 'n paar teikens gaan maak om more te gaan skiet, ek weet net nie waar ek op 'n sondag gaan karton kry nie, sal maar in my garage moet kyk. Ek het altyd so ANC plakaat gehad wat ek geskiet het, maar hy is al stukkend.

>>53713045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ

dis nie 'n aksent, dis 'n andere taal.

en vir skiet - sien as daar's geen ·offers" aan malema kartone.

>>53711915
stay & you might find out

>>53713240
Haha, ek het net 1 poster al gesien van malema, dit was so klein goedkoop een, niemand ondersteun hom waar ek bly nie, dit is 'n baie wit area.

should diaspora post such in their name fields?

File: si.jpg (19KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 500x375px

>>53713385
natuurlik, hulle maak die grootste teikens in suid-afrika.

File: el-barto.png (24KB, 426x334px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 426x334px

>>53713625
If you like

>>53713640
Ek het nou 'n ou boks gevind, gaan begin werk, praat later weer

>>53713727
lekker, ek gaan slaap nou. sien jou man

>>53709931
What do we talk about here?

>>53714318
stuff

>>53713764
chicano

Good afternoon, familia.

>>53714847
You live in bahir dar right?

It's me. Hungover as fuck, want to get some food and chat up that qt bartender from last night. I think I had a chance before a fight broke out and she kicked us out.

>>53715188
Hm?

I'm about to go to bed tired as fuck

>>53715944
I meant to reply to >>53714904

>>53714904
Just realized your name. Selamnew? Endenew brother? Where is your family from?

>>53716077
Mum was born in Debro Markos, Dad was born in Funete Selam.

>>53716114
Tell him why you are in Australia. Tell him the funny story

>>53716137
My dad was a really bright kid as a child and got a scholarship to this really posh highschool full of the bourgeois children. One day while finding an empty room to study he broke a 2 billion birr vase and now he has to pay off the debt by being in this host club thing.

>>53716197
You lie! Tell the real story

>>53716221
My dad ate a cursed fruit from the ocean, and now he can't swim.

>>53716197
>>53716221
I just got the reference

File: 1449964959215.png (26KB, 775x591px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 775x591px

>>53716251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3a3pkInhVk

:3

File: images (14).jpg (5KB, 384x384px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 384x384px

>>53716114
Put it there my Gojjam brother. How many times have you been here? Do you speak Amharic?

>>53716350
:3

>>53716434
I haven't been back :(

>Do you speak Amharic?
Well, I can hear it fairly well, and I can pronounce it perfectly. But I just get so tongue tied over the grammar, so I just pretend I can't speak it :/

>Backtrack threads in the OP
>pick up 6 new flags
bretty gud t b h

>>53716486
That's too bad. You should come over sometime, senpai. You'd really like life out here. Women love foreigners here, so you'd be drowning in Ethiopian cunt.

>>53716434
I can tell you have slow internet

>>53716869
>You'd really like life out here. Women love foreigners

Hahahahahahaha

>>53717037


You're one to talk, Americunt. Your women drop their panties faster than any other nationality at the sound of a foreign accent.

>>53713625
Yea Let's do that from now on. Less confusing

>>53717670
Where are you from in America? Are you one of those habesha living in Washington DC?

>>53717827
nah i can smell a somali from here no need to put it in your id. :D

File: 1440871497703.jpg (18KB, 499x499px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 499x499px

>>53718043
lol good one SA-senpai ^^

>>53717670
Hey didn't see you there, how u doin?

>>53717853
What's up, senpai?

I lived in California for uni. Back in Ethiopia per my scholarship stipulations.

>>53718639
Finally dragged my ass out of bed for food. Should be coming out soon.

>>53718753
Nice, I just got hit with the realisation that nobody loves me

>>53718820
jesus loves you

>>53718940
if he loves me then how come he's never there for me?

File: 1445074135357.jpg (75KB, 610x611px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 610x611px

My mother always tells me to get married. What do lads? I plan to get married when I'm like in my 30's or something. Anyone have the same problem?

>>53718820
Come back to Africa, anon. We will love you here. Don't forget to bring your Ozzy dollareydoos.

File: 34742521513.png (48KB, 858x923px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 858x923px

>africans are asleep
>no afrikaners to banter with

>>53719138
idk

File: feel.jpg (16KB, 352x352px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 352x352px

>>53719180
I don't have any dollareydoos

zijn jullie mensen white?

>>53719252
We're not asleep its daytime

>>53719380
ik ben wit

File: khat.jpg (78KB, 532x400px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 532x400px

>>53719500
ogsaa mig min hvide bror :^) Haha I remember the first time using google translate when I was a kid and switched to Afrikaans. Blew my mind that I could read ''African''

>>53719714
I've noticed once you know what a sentence says it is very easy to understand it and spot the similarities. Afrikaans shares many commonalities between northern european languages, but differs a lot from spanish, portugeuse etc. They use very different sentense structure

dutch is by far the easiest language for us to read and understand, listening to somebody speaking it is more difficult, the dutch talk very fast, but after a while you get used to it.

>>53719714
You get good chaat in Denmark?

>>53720504
It's illegal now, but back when it was legal my uncles and pops loved that shit. Obviously the khat in the horn is better since it's fresh, while in Denmark you need to transport to Europe

>>53721145
Don't you have black markets out there, Once saw one that had tons of hash and Khatt

>>53720504
Where in Europe does the Ethiopian/Eritrean community live? I heard there are many in Germany, but where else?

>>53721466
Yea but my father is a law abiding citizen and he only chews it when he is in Somalia. If there are black markets for khat operated by Somalis in the UAE, then those Somalis are either really stupid or ballsy.. or both. Can't you get deported for that shit?

>>53721145
Why did they make it illegal? I thought it was harmless. We call it bushmens tea, it grows wild in my area, i've never tried it, can you just chew the raw leaves, does it relax you similar to tobacco?

File: yemeni2.jpg (63KB, 610x462px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 610x462px

>>53722008
I dunno why they made it illegal, but atleast Somalis and yemenis wont waste money on it. It's quite harmless I think, it's like coffee for us. You sit, talk and chew it. We just chew the leaves yea, but I have never tried it so I can't explain how you feel. I was offered khat all the time when I was in Somaliland lol. Even the fucking soldiers chew it while they patroled the streets of Hargeisa...

File: 390651_Catha_edulis.jpg (22KB, 448x302px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 448x302px

>>53722427
I just searched online, they say it is illegal to sell the harvested leaves here, but you can buy and own a living plant and make tea with it if you want, very strange. 20 seeds are sold online for $5,35

>>53721585
You do, but their markets are really well hidden.

>>53722666
They are ballsy idiots then. They are in a rich country where their kids can go to school and have a decent life, yet they still chew that plant and risking being sent back to Somalia. I Hope all invovled gets deported.

>>53722614
Never heard of mixing khat with tea. Will ask my father more about it. Do you get as high if you drink it as if you chewed it?

>>53722915
They're mostly Yemenis who chew though, Somalis here are fine.

>>53722915
I've never tried khat, but from what I know people dry the leaves and then throw boiling water over it to make tea, I assume some people also chew it. I've only chewed tobacco, but assume khat is a similar effect.

>>53723095
it gives you a mild buzz and supresses your appetite. like those diet pills thinz. similar to ephedrine.

>>53723178
Have you tried it, did you find it wild or did you grow it

>>53722008
>can you just chew the raw leaves?
Yep, that's all you do. It tastes better if you chew them with peanuts. The best chaat grows in Ethiopia grows in my city, so it's really cheap. In the rainy season you can get a kilo for about 2 dollars lol. 150 grams is enough for me to fly.

The high is really nice, slight euphoria, increased excitement, heightened attention similar to adderal, confidence and friendliness. I become very very social when I chew. If you've got nay job and 0 means to find one, it's a nice way to spend the day bumming around. Good for studying too.

I used to smoke a lot of pot, but since I started chewing I find myself wanting it less and less..lol

>>53723273
a friend of mine got a tree.

> dvw wil afrikaans leer maar die taal lyk te hard op nederlands

>>53722427
Lol ive seen africans chewing on that in public. Gross 2bh.

>>53723386
lol

>>53723386
Nee dis maklik, hier is 'n argentyn wat afrikaans geleer het, ek redelik goed is.

>>53723401
chewing tobacco is just as gross with all the spitting, accidentally swallowing tobacco juice gives you the worst heartburn :(

>>53723499
ek bedoel dat die taal maklik is, maar ek vind moeilijk om afrikaans te leer spreek want die taal lyk te hard op nederlands en ik skakel dus altyd oor naar NL

>>53723401
But it's really nice desu. Come over to Bahir Dar and we'll get high as fugg and chase some qts after.

>>53723578
O ja, nederlands klink altyd vir my snaaks

Afrikaans looks like an English person wrote down a conversation two Dutch people had.
No regard for grammar or having to make sense, throwing in some English words.

>>53723892
Dutch sounds like a drunk person speaking afrikaans with food in his mouth

>>53723356
Well I learnt something today,never heard of this

File: congo.jpg (87KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 960x720px

got this on my newsfeed, is the guy in the middle an albino?

>>53724135
yes, look at his lips.

>>53723978
Een Duitser eens beschreef Nederlands als Duits gesproken door een dronken Duitsers die aan het eten is.

>>53723674
Won't it fuck up your teeth? In Somaliland only men chew khat, and the men have the most fucked up teeth. Do men and women chew khat in Ethiopia or men only?

File: congo2.jpg (86KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 960x720px

>>53724135

>>53724135
welcome algerian, yes thats an albino

>>53724135
Check the nose

>>53724171
What's the precentage on Albinos where you're from?

Any special treatment for them in Black societies (folktales, myths...)?

>>53724187
Behandel je albino negers hetzelfde als blanken.

>>53724233
kinda rare, nah its up in uganda wehre they are killed for magic medicine.

>>53724235
nee

>>53724174
Wellicht het nederlands ontstaan uit dronken duitsers die met elkaar gesproken hebben . Afrikaans is toch gewoon nederlands gemengd met een aantal andere talen

>>53724293
>>53724235

They are dug up from their grave here for muti (black magic), the blacks have told me that an albino leaves his house when he is about to die so he can die in nature, also they secretly bury dead albinos to stop grave robbers.

>>53724372
So there are superstitions about them, I'd love to read more on it.

>>53724097
what happened to /carib/?

>>53724372
i have seen at the black funerals i have attended that the casket is covered with cement otherwise the coffin is dug up to steal the brass handles for scrap metal

>>53724175

>Won't it fuck up your teeth?
I take very good care of my teeth, brush and floss daily, so I haven't seen any negative side effects yet... I do get a mouth sore every now and again. I have seen men with really fucked up teeth, but they don't seem to be very concerned about dental hygiene. It probably stains your teeth, but mine are already stained from all dat habesha coffee.

>Do men and women chew khat in Ethiopia?
It's not as common, but you do see women chewing every now and again. They're very hush hush about it and will only do it in a place where they won't be seen by anyone who might know their family. I had a girl who used to chew with me. She told me that it made her orgasms so much better when she was high off chaat. Unfortunately for guys it makes them limp as fuck, so you need a bit of alcohol to break your high.

>>53724543
It's still going, I lurk most generals

File: djiboutian.jpg (48KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 600x600px

Well I'm going to the gym. See you in 2 hours

pls dont let this thread die ;_;

>>53724626
I got sensitive gums lmao

>>53724683
nice, nice

>>53724499
You try searching for "muti murders" on google, you might find some info, the basics is that witch docters here use the organs and bodyparts of people, especially albinos, for magic and medicine. Sometimes they just rob graves, but there have been kidnappings and murders, but not as bad as other parts of africa.

>>53724578
There was a grave robbery in my town last year, they removed the granite slab, dug up the grave and broke the concrete slabs to get the coffin out. The grave wasn't even fresh :( i suspect it might have been family going after jewelry.

>Senior police officers claim that these body parts may be sold for as much as US$75,000 on the black market for a set of arms, legs, ears, and genitals from an individual with albinism

so... anybody know where i can find an albino?

>>53724784
Zullen ze het merken als het niet gewoon van een blanke komt? Behalve het hoofd.

>>53724898
nee die kleur is net nie dieselfde nie. ek dink hulle sal agterkom

>>53724898
Ons is te harerig, swartes het nie armhare nie

File: ok.png (216KB, 344x500px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 344x500px

>>53724626
>She told me that it made her orgasms so much better when she was high off chaat

Nice nice! It's really taboo for Somali women. No-one-wanna-marry-you-if-you-get-busted tier haraam.

Now I actually wanna try it myself :) My new dream is to chill with a somali girl and chew khat

>>53725249
it delays orgasm aswell.

Anyone here watch boiler room sets?

>>53725249
That's funny since the Muslims here are the biggest chewers. Most of the women who chew are Muslim.

>>53724687
Fuck lads I fucked up ;_;
Was supposed to go but then I decided not to go to the gym. I won't make it...

>>53725983
yeah 2bh

the one in jo'burg not too long ago was tops

>>53726127
We're all gonna make it, bro

>>53726072
Habesha muslim are more chill and less cancerous than the somali muslims. My people are also just weird. One of the richest persons in Somaliland is a Somali woman who transport khat from your country to ours. She decided to build a grand mosque for her workers. These workers all agreed upon to never use the mosque since she built it with haraam money... Yet these fuckers chew khat themselves. Now there is this big empty mosque

>>53726072
_____________________
Warning: R A R E F L A G

Country: Ethiopia
Sighted: 02:58 AEST
Rarity: Very high
_____________________

>>53726533
Hey man stop that

>>53726533
> tfw no christmas island flag

>>53726533
This is a more rare african flag on int these days
>>>/pol/61247618

>>53727196
there was a namibian guy who posted regularly several months ago on int

God I'm lonely

File: South_Africa_Flag_Map_1915_-_1990_(South_West_Africa).png (71KB, 2538x2165px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 2538x2165px

>>53727336
They've been scarce lately, also they should give back rightful clay

>>53724135
no just a slav

File: 1407564894472.png (14KB, 442x408px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 442x408px

>>53727521
add in botswana remove niggers and you'll have paradise

Is there anything else you wanna get rid of, frosty??

File: flags_of_africa_by_condottiero.png (51KB, 820x680px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 820x680px

Is this the best African region and should it lead Africa to a new and better era?

>>53728191
We should also take madagascar again

>>53728275
Madagascar has so much potential and a nice culture yet is probably the biggest shithole of Southern Africa somehow

>>53728330
Nah, the biggest shithole is Malawi

>>53728536
Malawi is still okay compared to Madagascar imo, although behind the other countries in that region. The Island on the other hand is literally civil war reloaded
probably French heritage

Do you think it's racist if I seperate my white and black clothes during laundry ?_?

>>53728536
Zambia is pretty nice but their currency is going to shit and they have no electricity ,because their hydroplants don't work in the drought.

>>53728330
I have no idea whats going on there, I know a total of one Malagasy, it's a huge island that doesn't seem to do anything

>>53728655
No, segregation is a progressive thing now.

>>53728679
Why didn't they install solar farms?????

How does a currynigger like me get an Ethiopian gf? ;_;

>>53728679
They tend to constantly have unstable governments and their politics are shite. There are quite a lot of Malgache people around here and they're okay, but get extremely obnoxious and annoying as soon as someone mentions their island. Also it's a jungle disease hell

>>53728793
Solar is kind of shit, because it doesn't give you as much power during peak times as you need. Its good for residences, but bad for industries.

I heard on the radio friday that we are going to be selling them and zimbabwe electricity again.

>>53728908
Wind farms???

>>53728908
molten salt solar farms can store elec for up to 9 hours now.

>>53728863
I know there was a kind of civil war or coup de tat a few years ago, I can't really keep up with all the wars and goverment changes around us, even lesotho had a coup last year.

When we invaded madagascar more people died from disease than from fighting :(

>>53728908
Solar technology is developing, it could be great for countries with big sun irradiation

>>53728972
>>53729021
Wind and solar has the peak time and maximum output problem, the concentrated solar farms are looking good, but maximum output is kind of pathetic compared to coal and nuclear power. Maybe for a smaller country like zambia it could work pretty good, but for south africa we need high output any time of day. I've read they wanted to build a aluminium smelter in richardbay that would use 4% of our total output.

>>53729050
>When we invaded madagascar more people died from disease than from fighting :(
that's literally what the country is in a nutshell. It's honestly sad that Southern Africa isn't as bad as most of the continent, but still instable af. If your politicians stopped being selfish faggots it could be so wonderful

Say m8, is Nando's any good? I know that they tried gaining terrain in Portugal, but closed probably because it's a cheap version of Portuguese food. My parents always do chicken like this and I love the taste

File: ethiopian_girlw2.jpg (77KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 500x500px

>>53728857
They only marries other Ethiopians

>>53729394
Nandos is the best fast food in south africa for me, I don't like take away food, because i dont like strangers touching my food but nandos is pretty good, sadly my local nandos closed down

They make the best tv ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYnL5oUePM8

>>53729498
pleb. niks is beter as n king steers burger nie

>>53729498
Yeah, that one was pretty fantastic. I remember Portuguese news channels actually reporting on it because muh heritage.
>tfw you have one of those roosters at home
I don't know what to feel

>>53729543
Steers se slaptjips is die lekkerste, hulle burgers is ok, te veel sous gewoontlik

>>53728655
How was your day? :)

>>53726072
Yo Ethiopia bro, not seen you here before.

How's life? Like what's it like in comparison to say USA or the UK? Just curious.

I know Ethiopia is relatively safe, but is the stereotype of "poor as fuck" really that true?

What would I expect if I visited Ethiopia as a white middle class bloke?

>>53729497
;_;

>>53726346
Stop shilling Yusuf, give your valuables to the police and back to the tent

>>53730582
NEVER!!! IS MINE I STOLE IT FIRST!

>>53730256
The problem I found with life in the states is the lack of sense of community. I know jist about everyone in my neighborhood and I'm always invited by someone around here for food or coffee.

As tourist I guess you won't see extreme extreme poverty since the gov doesn't allow anyone to access such places. Some street nigs jere and there, but's not as bad as India if I had to compare it to somewhere.

One thing that might bother you is that people will assume you have lots of money cause of your white skin. If you're not a dumbass or don't mind telling people to fuck off, you'll be OK.

>>53729497
>>53728857
If you're a normal dude then you won't have any problems if you came here. Being foreign helps, especially American, since girls wanna gtfo lol.

File: e9IhOUR.jpg (90KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 612x612px

>>53731558
W-will a cute habesha girl marry a Somali :') ?

File: 2000px-Flag_of_Botswana.svg.png (10KB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 2000x1333px

Botswana just posted in pol, could be a proxy, would be nice if he joined us

>>>/pol/61258522

>>53732799
They have a nice flag. Doesn't look African at all tho

File: 2000px-Flag_of_Estonia.svg.png (9KB, 2000x1273px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 2000x1273px

>>53733174
Reminds me of the Estonian flag, such a satisfying flag to look at

File: eesti.png (243KB, 599x381px) Image search: [Google]

243KB, 599x381px

>>53733272
directly inspired from their enviroment too

File: lituflag.png (5KB, 1280x768px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 1280x768px

>>53733272
Yea exactly, but Estonia's is way better imo. Maybe Botswana should change flag with Lithuania? Atleast Lithuania would look more European and Botswana would look more African

File: 2000px-Flag_of_Lesotho.svg.png (36KB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 2000x1333px

>>53733384
thats pretty cool

>>53733407
lithuania has the shitiest flag in europe, none of those colours look right, red yellow and green is fine, but the shades of the colours are shit. I just discovered lesotho changes their flag to the one in my pic, i though they still had the flag with the little man in it

File: 1987flag.png (10KB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 320x213px

>>53733548
When lesotho posts here it still shows this flag, i thought they were still using it, this is the first time i've seen the new flag

>>53733548
Agree, they should have made the color brighter like Chad/Romania instead of these shitty dark colors.

Looks like the flag smiles. Why does Lesotho even exist?

>>53731898
A regular Somali is probably fucked in this case, but since you're Danish you've definitely got a chance.

>>53733548
>>53733702
I wish they would update this so I could collect the new flag already

File: 2000px-Bantustans_in_South_Africa.svg.png (414KB, 2000x1753px) Image search: [Google]

414KB, 2000x1753px

>>53733759
They and Swaziland are the only remnants of the former homelands for natives, although they are older than the other homelands. Homelands where independent countries within South Africa where black natives could live and self govern, they where all incorporated into south Africa in 1994, Namibia used to be part of south Africa as well, they were given independence in 1990 i believe.

Lesotho and Swaziland might just as well be part of South Africa, because they are almost entirely dependent on us, I believe both countries are still monarchies ruled by kings n shit

i am back my loves

>>53733982
Is English the most commonly spoken language in Cape Town?

How about Johannesburg?

>>53734179
For white people Afrikaans would probably be the most spoken first language, the largest English white population would be parts of the Eastern Cape and Natal. Blacks in the Cape will be Xhosa, with Sotho and Tswana in Johanneburg area and Zulus in Natal. Certain areas of Cape Town and Johannesburg will have more English speaking people than others, most people in the country speak english as a second language.

>>53734379
:/

>>53734457
Are you the Connecticut person or the negress?

>>53734704
There is no girl in these threads at all

>>53736174
There was an angry black girl that posted pics a week or so ago, could have been fake i guess. Hows it going?

>>53736230
i want a burger

>>53736456
>le random komment xDDD

Go back to tumblr >_>

>>53736522
le no -.- lol

>>53729498
That is a based commercial

>>53736725
They make some funny ads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R7vu9SuxaQ

>>53736725
you get you a dick girl yet?

File: 1405026755615.jpg (210KB, 650x1159px) Image search: [Google]

210KB, 650x1159px

>>53736783
If ads were like this I'd actually watch tv

>>53736791
Don't remind me of my failures anon

File: tihi.gif (2MB, 320x384px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x384px

>>53736783
kek ^^

>>53738272
They have some pretty good ads, some of them would probably not be funny to foreigners.

Some of these ads were banned, and they had some shit for making fun of politicians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97AIRy5Z5U

Kill me. Some people on /pol/ think he will actually get the black vote

https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g

File: poopee.jpg (79KB, 1023x724px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 1023x724px

>>53739478
Do you think donald trump will become the republican candidate?

>>53739625
Idk i won't vote for it either way

>>53739783
Do you vote in your national election, and if so for what party

>>53739813
Democrat

>>53739909
Will you vote for shillary when she eventually wins the democratic vote.

>>53739962
Idk

>>53740056
I'd vote for trump, i wish we had a donald trump here

>>53740111
You'd get a nice big wall and get to hear about his billions and millions of dollars

>>53740170
we could use a nice big wall, all the other people wanting to be president now look like poofs to me, he looks like the only serious candidate

File: 1445291233856.jpg (12KB, 353x352px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 353x352px

There's glare on my computor screen and my curtain doesn't close properly

>>53741574
That's nice

>>53741574
I finally understand why you call nz poo peeland, the way I say it doesn't make it sound the same so it never made sense too me, I thought it was because something happens there like poo in loo for india

>>53741574
Time to kill yourself my man. life is just going downhill from here

File: h2F5rVS[1].jpg (611KB, 2556x2280px) Image search: [Google]

611KB, 2556x2280px

>>53732799
>Thread archived. You cannot reply anymore.
fuck

>>53733892
can you post some ethiopian qts?

>>53733548
yeah and this was lesotho highlight

>>53743307
Holy shit O_O

>>53743307
Based Lesotho, hope he survived the coup

>>53745962
are you the guy who gave me the rare flags yesterday in the map flag thread?
recently i went to /pol/ to collect some, and i found them calling dominican republic and andorra rares lel

>>53746079
Yes, strange how certain common flags here are rare on other boards

die homoseksuale sjinaman is hier >>53746079

>>53746711
Hoekom se jy hy is gay?

>>53746959
die groot latino draad se wat elke argentinie wat post in engels klink soos 'n gay sjinaman
ek glo dit is "asian american", nie sjinaman nie, maar die konsep staan.

>>53747107
may i expand more on this. many argentines try to put on an american accent when speaking english and that often turns out terribly wrong. this also shows in their writing and is a common trait among those argentines on this board who shun the hilo and suck up to foreigners.

>>53747107
OK, ja vir my is sjinaman enige asiaat, is daar in argentinie ook so baie sjinamen?

>>53747319
ja, sjinamense se minimarkets is in elke plek. ook elke 'n paar maande die sjinees mafia moord 'n sjinaman.

>>53747637
Ja hier is baie sjinamen winkels, hulle verkoop die gewone goedkoop sjinese elektroniese kak en klere. Ek het seker die eerste keer n sjinaman gesien so 15 jaar gelede, nou is hulle orals

>>53747796
meeste sjinamense wat werk in die minimarkets praat kak spaans, maar soms jy sien soms wat het gekom hier as kinders en praat reg spaans.

ook restaurante https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhhlnZEO2I

>>53748081
Ja hier is sjinamen wat Afrikaans en swart tale ook kan praat, ek gaan nou eers slaap, dit is al laat hier, ek sal weer met jou praat :^)

>>53748197
nagse, lekker slaap my vriend

File: 1450955310951.jpg (88KB, 500x552px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 500x552px

>>53746467
yes, what im finding pretty hard is to colour the small islands like jersey, in the template there are 3 small dots and i have to chose which is which
imposible desu

These cuck threads fucking annoying

daily reminder that the white man will always burn, pillage and rape when it benefits his cause

never trust a white son of a dog

>>53753698
Inshallah brother.

I'll be making the next thread in the next hour or so

>>53753698
Is that how you rationalize your actions, muhammad?

"I cannot be criticized for raping german women! Te western devils would surely do the same thing if it benefitted them! The only reason they never do is because it doesn't benefit them!"

Personal responsibility must seem like such an alien concept.

New thread lads
>>>53760334