I still haven't found any gun monkeys edition
Assassin monkey, before I forget I wanted to tell you it should be Afrika Algemeen and not afrikaanse algemene
Are you trying to push some lame meme?
Let me tell you something memes come form the moment, they aren't packaged, or thought up of in a boardroom. They are a flash in the pan of meme magic and no meme forcing can change that.
Gun monkey is a shit meme.
Might as well do something that rolls off the tongue like "With my Bras at the Braai" or some shit. Something that you can make a ton of derivatives with.
Go have your own memes somewhere else
Yes some parts are good and fairly safe, others are worse than Afghanistan
Yeah maybe from the back so I won't have to see her ugly ratface and stupid hairstyle, but there are alot better looking women in this country
Kony the gun wielding monkey is offended by gun monkey meme
ek het nou net wakker geword en sit en dink wat om vir ontbyt te kry.
yeah ek ken daai gevoel van sukkel om te slaap. Gelukkig is dit naweek en jy hoef nie ti worry om vroeg op te staan more nie.
No, white girls are better
in4b she namibian, it's our rightful clay
And all that comes from argentina is overrated football players.
Namibia should have never been given independence, annexation when?
You dont have to carve it out, they are usually hollow, here is the inside of one made into a bar
hoe is jou afrikaans so goed?
I don't really know many english people, the english children who went to school were always weird little fuckups, i avoid english people at university, they are pretty shit. I know an old english man and lady that are very nice.
Hoekom is the simpsons miems so gewild in suid amerika?
Uganda here. I'm never spending money on dining out ever again.
I've switched over to estrogen in hopes of developing female organs so that I can save money on groceries by not having to buy milk.
I liked rick and morty, even if it is "reddit-the tv show"
Speaking if leddit, i've been there to check it out, but holy shit the south africa board there is a load of dogshit, its full of selfhating whites and SJW type fags, i didn't even know people like that really existed here, no wonder people hate that site.
Yes I have
Islam is a univeralist's or politician's dream because any lack of internal consistency is done away with an irrational foundation of 'faith'.
It's the ultimate form of political subjugation because it's based on empiricism and not fucking axiomatic proofs (which the idiots would employ to add legitimacy to their religion if they were smart enough).
Its as malleable as gum and just as tenacious.
Our muslims are only 1.5% of the population, they keep to themselves and don't really cause trouble. In my town there is a mosque, they used to sing on friday mornings, but the people complained about the noise and told them to stop and they did without trouble.
I can see how they can be a problem when they are a larger part of the population.
After they achieve critical mass they'll eventually develop extremist tendencies and the whole inertia will be "SHARIA LAW NOW".
It only happens in Britain because they're only smart enough to immigrate there and stupid enough to not realize Sharia made them go there.
Thanks for the suggestions, bros.
But I don't have the cash and they don't have the health infrastructure to help me achieve my career potential.
I only have a British postgraduate degree that certifies my status as a Physician here but it'll help
I already rely entirely upon American and British medical guidelines but SA is one of the most difficult programmes to get into.
I'd have a better chance getting into a residency program in the US. And only because I know I'll score high in their licensing exam which is a stroll in the park compared to the Brits'.
>It's alright down here, how's it there? anything new?
Things are deteriorating here. But I managed the second hurdle in the British Royal College exam and I am know a certified Physician here (although jobless).
I used to like these threads
I was recognized for my talent and employed at the best hospital in the country. As a junior doctor I would regularly correct and outstrip specialists and consultants (I was an OCD freak and I always research articles on this and that).
In the end because of American sanctions we couldn't repair an MRI and get laboratory equipment and I quit because I nearly broke down mentally after I was relied upon to compensate for the low resources.
I really appreciate your help man, I didn't know that. I'll probably finish obtaining American certification during the process of applying and collecting the flight and accommodation money.
But Sudanese Arabs are not considered a positive addition down there because of Jacob Zuma's Bashir fiasco.
Thanks for the offer bro, but you'd put him through a potential interrogation and possible torture on account of being a SA opposition activist.
I'd avoid coming here because of the paranoid nature of the Intelligence Service and Government.
Igbos are master race. I even have an attractive lady up there who might marry me for a greencard.
I have a fucked up understanding of humour and because of /pol/ I am cynical to the point of self-detriment.
I never knew I was scaring people away until now. I don't think I'll fit in with reddit.
same here. for me this is still the funniest pic i ever saved :(
Your still a regular (and genuinely sincere and good person by the looks of it) if you consider that comedy.
Comedy for me involves sick things I never find in reddit. And lots of Chappelle Show and Ali G.
Start hatching a plan to untether and marry someone else.
I've already compiled the sexual details of my marriage night and how I will bring up anal progressively within 3 years.
Would a beautiful Eritrean girl ever marry a Somali?
It has the biggest GDP per capita of Africa after Spain. Life is cheap since many things are financed by the government (water, oil and some others). I spent 6 months of my life there (in Malabo)
well. here's another method. meet a christian girl and convince her that she won't lose her virginity if you guys did it anally. you wouldn't believe how many times this shit works
I know, but I won't long-term access and full commitment protected by the sanctity of marriage so I can experiment with the dilation of he poopoohole.
I also want to examine the extent of effectiveness of kegel exercises in maintaining and restoring vaginal contractility and tension.
A christian girl could get falsely prosecuted for apostasy and sentenced to execution.
their economy is oil. oil that now costs 29$ per barrel. down from $147 18 months ago. their threshold of profitable oil extraction is high because its mostly off shore. When oil hits $70 again in 15 years time they might be ok again. In the meantime they going down the shitter faster than yesterdays eaten mexican food.
>football games are on
whelp. time to go shitpost in /sp/
Later my African brothers. I hope you finally do leave this place and find good normal life elsewhere. 4chan literally ruins your ability to interact normally with people
Tú que crees, ¿que la gente en Melilla, Ceuta y las islas Canarias es negra? Mi familia siempre ha vivido aquí y somos blancos, tampoco somos musulmanes como se piensa en la península (ni la mitad de la población lo es).
The current prices will only last for 1-3 years, then they´ll rise up again to the normal values. And Eq. Guinea has a big ammount of oil and a small population. They could focus also on Tourism, Malabo has some really nice buildings from the spanish colonial times.
How is Egypt? Is Al Rehab in Cairo a upperclass city? Do you like Sisi? Are you Christian or Muslim? Will you marry me you pretty Egyptian girl
Haha, Marhaba ya 3azizi.
I always get
>انت من اي محافظة؟
and then an awkard silence when I say I am from Sudan and skadoodle.
Pretty much but in completely anonymous forums like 4chan it is enhanced several orders of magnitude. We see the worst of people here.
It's amazingly lol indescribable. I am so proud of my country, and I'm also proud to be called an Egyptian (even tho I'm half).
Hmm, It's a nice place I think. I mean it's gated and all but like it's in the middle of the desert and pretty far from downtown. Ehhh, I wouldn't really say it's upper class, more like mid-class or upper mid-class? haha dunno but I don't really like it .-.
Why do you ask?_?
Also no, I don't. And I'm more of a deist? but yeah I'm culturally muslim (pops is muslim and like I go to the mosque with friends and all that)
Lol thanks for making my day lmao but if u actually are srs umm I dunno we just met right now, and by met like we just saw each others posts on some mongolian sock knitting forum sooo ummm o_____O;
LMAO DESU ppl mistook my nationality a lot when I wa in the US too.
I'm Egyptian, and I often get mistaken for being Italian, Greek, Portuguese, Brazilian, white,(even got russian once lol) the list goes on and on.
They say I'm no way Egyptian lol
But when they find out I am arabic or something they tell me I am either lebanese or syrian. Many of friends tell me i could be anything i want, but im proud to egyptian, i love egypt I guess @_@. You should be proud too :3
Also lol it's alright azizi is nice lmao
>Why do you ask?_?
My father wanted to buy a home there lol.
I will give you these goats for your hand in marriage habibti. My father will throw in some khat aswell
>I'm Egyptian, and I often get mistaken for being Italian, Greek, Portuguese, Brazilian, white,(
I like you even more now :). Your mental image in my head is now even cuter ;).
>You should be proud too
Thank you. Don't worry about the ignorant fools who post negative things in social media, its just dirty politics (at least for me).
>Also lol it's alright azizi is nice lmao
Ameeriti is nicer. :) See you another time here.
R-really? why ?_?
One of my moms friends is lebanese and shes a nice lady ._.
Lmao umm I'm sorta hungry now desu so throw in a couple falafel and I'm yours :^)
D'aww thnx :3 I hate that too. I think all arabs should be united because we are all so similiar
And thanks lol. See ya :3
Only got these. Taste nice with some butter and syrup
2atayi!@__@ Ofc it's a deal :3. I love it. My auntie makes it all the time.
You know what ive never had it's called lomat el ady i think, they kind of look like munchkins, anyway this summer when I go im going to try them. My grandma from egypt talks about how she makes them on the phone to me all the time. Or fitir mi3asal, or abu ali, or roz bil laban ma3 haleeb. I think im hungry lol.
Shame, ek het nie geweet hy is 'n lebanees tot hy dood is en hulle sy kinders op tv wys nie, die midde-ooster bloed slaan baie meer deur in hom
Africa needs to support Alberto Barbosa
How come /afr/ica weren't a part of this battle? ;_;
There are only a few americans that come on /afr/ namely a gay black dude and an angry black girl, do you like Connecticut, it looks pretty comfy
Miami seems nice. All those Cuban sluts + spring break celebration <3
Into the trash you go
If I had a house like the one in the picture on a nice piece of land and a few rifles to hunt, I could die happy.
You are full of shit dude! I remember you said you were some iranian shit or sumthn. Dont lie! Post arm as proof
Guest workers ;)
Two Ethiopians from Australia posting on 4chan? Highly doubt it
>wanting to have an accent 10 times more retarded than a kiwi.
>anon didn't call me a nigger for once
H-hey anon. How's your day been?
Pics of you suggest you're a big guy. :^)
Do you know where you came from before the slave ships took you? :DDD
I'm sitting right next to the window and the sun's blaring into my place, which is shocking because it only shines for about five hours a day. That's making it seem pale.
If I was at your wedding, I'd bring moonshine to spice things up along with the khat.
Have you taken advantage of your cunt's upward mobility?
I think you're just baiting me now.