heard you boys liked me.... add me on snapchat bethemsley xxx
new gimmick: reach the image limit before the bump limit
>greater manchester back
post pic or you're a liar
>gingers literally have no eyebrows
hahahahah nigga how can you even have no eyebrows just sit down your whole phenotype is a sham hahah how the fuck your phenotype even going to exist in a few years jaajajajja
yes, you seem a bit jealous
>not invading kernow
who will supply the girly boys?
Everytime a tourist that comes from a country I don't like asks me for directions I send them to the peace walls.
contraversial new theory: rihanna loves the bwc but she can't publically go out with a white guy because black guys will get butthurt
>tfw she might be moving abroad in the summer
why can't things just ever go right
>when to are such a failure you fail at suicide
Sorry love I'm not a nonce.
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This is, without a doubt, the most creepy picture of Ed Miliband I've seen in my entire life, and I've seen a lot of pictures of Ed Miliband.
I don't know where to start.
His face looks like it's taken a long, if not permanent holiday through uncanny valley.
The lighting makes him look like a sporadically unhinged and socially isolated psychotic villain from a generic slasher movie.
The diluted colour on top of literally everything else makes the image look like a collaborative effort between Grant Wood and H. P. Lovecraft.
His teeth and dark, sunken eyes could easily be mistaken for an attempt at a Nosferatu-inspired anti-Labour caricature.
Even his posture, though subtle, gives the impression that his spine has been morphed from years of awkwardly slouching and Jewishly scurrying.
His attempt at a peace sign is the most uncomfortable gesture I've ever witnessed a person attempt. This universal gesture is seemingly so alien to Ed that he's not only utilised the wrong fingers, but he's done so in a way that he appears to be performing a vice grip on an invisible object.
Everything about this image is wrong. Even his tie is warped.
I'm not convinced this is a real photo, but rather a highly detailed painting created by an artist with an exceptional skill at illustrating political meaning through subtlely illustrated horror.
If he wasn't gay he'd make the perfect metrosexual bf :(
his eyes are so cutee
don't be mean to ed
he tried his best
ah fuck, i'm sorry man
it's not for definite but her psycho lesbian friend has convinced her to look for work out there, and they're going for a few weeks in the summer to check it out before deciding whether to stay.
i swear her friend is in love with her, she's tried to neck her on nights out and admitted she fancies her, yet they're still like best friends. she also hates me.. how do i convince her not to go?
Everytime I hear the microsoft sam voice I burst into treats because it reminds me of the good aul days of whacking it on in IT and making it say rude things like calling the teacher a fat wanker haha
>how do i convince her not to go?
Tell her you love her, if the love is strong enough on her side she will forfeit in hopes of spending her life with you. If not she wasn't the one anyway so don't get upset.
His wife is beautiful, really hope Isis don't kill her.
ok, if it comes down to it i'll try that, she needs some sense talking into, why would you work abroad with a lesbian friend you are always falling out with and who also wants to get into your pants?
god i hate this fucking bitch of her friend so much now
why not la, sounds gay but i don't want to lose her
If she had blue eyes should be perfections
She might be a lesbian?
But anyway, my advice is to make her feel special and become her best friend. It might sound gay as fuck but thats how it is. Get a bit personal and start talking about personal things that you would normally only talk about to you family/bestfriend. Makes a relationship much stronger and she will see you as having a range of emotions.
A girl just told me I looked like pic related
Is she a nonce?
reminder that you have no right to take a moral high ground about drugs if you drink coffee or alcohol
>looked up his twitter, not updated since 2013
>bio: "Love thy children, love thy wife, love my movies!"
She said exactly from Terminator 2.
Good song, top lad as usual.
How do we save him?
not sure I can accept this title
should go to a republican bar for a laff
stop i'm sweating
nah she's just very easily led on, doesn't think for herself sometimes and is happy to go along, her friend's literally planned it all out and bought tickets
if it actually happens i'll be in bits desu.
true desu, i do have pretty good reasons for her to not go through with it because of her friend who is a complete psycho
I'm considering walking miles to some party.
Lad should I walk from North Belfast to South Belfast to go to a party?
Scared to get my head kicked in walking through taig areas, got chased by a group of them with knives as I was walking up to enter the westlands from the waterworks the othernight haha
>should go to a republican bar for a laff
I was at the chester the other night. Met an ex robber who used to up his balaclava to kiss the cashier if she was a girl
Good luck anyway
>will it even be worth going there now
Yes my friends parties last the whole weekend. Literally no one sleeps for a few days because they are all wired on coke and mandy. I will be given tons of drugs as soon as I enter the door too. And guaranteed a shag with a hippie girl
>"Extra flags? Why, a classy gentleman like myself wouldn't partake in such nonsense!"
saved, thanks lad
love are trixie
mate just texted me
he left alone to get a taxi home in town at 2.30am before and he ended up going to some after party in moss side (aka the very worst most crime ridden part of manchester) and hes woken up seemingly alone in a locked flat
Fucking hell lad. Do everything you can to help him/
Fucking tell the cunt to just smash a window or break a door down.
I'd rather spend a few nights in a cell than potentially be a victim of human trafficking.
Definitely is. I stole one before on a night out with the lads and rode it across Cliftonville golf course winged off my nut on MDMA and 2ce at 3am. My mate couldn't handle the pills, freaked out and starting screaming that the attack dogs were released to come and get us, then hysterically ran down the whole golf course before us having to pin him down and calm him. Tried to stroke the golf caddies but couldn't find them. Very good banter
You need to come out on a night out with me sometime
kinda wanna get a motorcycle but ill probably lose interest by the time winters over lmao
>ugly, broke 19 year old male
>find a 9/10 qt gf
>come to her house
>we are watching a movie
>shit starts heating up
>I have to take a shit
>I take a big dump which smells like Indian curry
>I try to flush, but the flush is broken
>Too embarassed to tell her
>Try to gather water and flush it myself
>After a quarter or so, she comes and wonders if I'm alright
>tell her just had a lot to eat
>her parents come earlier than usual
>they catch me using sink water to flush my big shit
>tell her I am a dirty junkie and that she shouldn't be with me
>get kicked out
just found out why my explorer has always been so slow regarding thumbnails
finally I can funpost more often again
Tried to have a beer there but it wasn't nice
probably because i've just woke up
A shite so big you have to stand up to get yerself off of it
i just rang him and he said that he found a spare key hung up, opened the door so he locked up and posted it back through the letter box
he also said he found the guy he went there with, some bearded guy lying down in the kitchen shroomed off his face not speaking
why you'd go back to one bloke's house, alone, is beyond me but he still sounded pretty messed up on the phone
I wanked off to that blondie camel toe a few times not a proud one
Always catch my mate willy watching me ffs then he gets drunk and says hes bisexual but hes dead on like
when youre having a bad trip and you cant talk to anyone because they all look satanic but everyone is asking you if you're okay
Look up here, I'm in heaven. I've got scars that can't be seen
Complete and utter ambivalence
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Got headphones for my pc and they JUST fuck my hair UP ffs
>Should I buy a motorcycle and join a gang?
>I think Mongols MC is in my area
>when you know the white race is dying but you're too autistic to get a gf and reproduce
I had a mate that took too much 25i Nbomb at a festival, he might have got spiked too because he said he can;t remember anything after peaking and he woke up in a bush with no shoes, trousers, no money, no wallet, no drugs, nothing - 5 miles away from the festival with cuts all over him.
My theory was he was dragged into a car, mugged, possibly raped and then thrown out of the car hence the cuts.
Scary fucking country 2bh. Literally never going to a festival without friends I know can fight and would fight for me if I was too fucked up and would take care of me.
FFS the mk2 focus rs is so much nicer than the mk3, which they've inexplicably made a fucking 5 door and removed all the extreme bodykit that made it an actual presence on the road
Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her
Went to an all boys school and it was shite
Need them real lads that go 0-100 real quick
the mk2 focus was shit
as are all fords
i vauxhall your mother
Not really was next to an All Girls school so at lunch time when we snuck out for a chippy we would meet up with the girls, also used to walk him with a load of QTs from there.
>Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her
Nah fuck that absolutely mental. Sickens me that that shit actually does happen. I go to raves sometimes and the people are very fucking weird I wouldn't put it past them. There is boyyos that are 40 odd and they look like sexual deviants.
>Need them real lads that go 0-100 real quick
Luckily have a brother that is like that and is always with me and gets into every single brawl I do.
haha same 2bh but they know I'm a shylad and don't judge me for it
Absolutely greeting at this pic
>Dangerously Irish. If cornered, he uses a cloud of ethanol as a defense mechanism
fucking hell lad thats horrible
definitely think people can get into vulnerable and stupid as fuck states when under the influence, a mate of mine last summer came out of a club alone on mandy looking for some more, found some big black guy who was selling, the black guy kept asking him "do you need to go to a cash machine?". my mate for some reason said yes (because he did anyway and was too fucked to read the situation) and the guy basically memorised his pin and started punching the fuck out of him, nicked his card, trainers, phone etc and stole about one and a half grand from his account
utmost respect it
>all fords are shit
The sierra cosworths were literally racing against other sierra's in the BTCC because all the other cars got BTFO
Sometimes I get so drunk I think I can see the ethanol coming off my skin as mist in the darkness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA ever have a morning like this lads?
>Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her
thats exactly what it made me think of
had to watch that scene with my family as well, heavy shit
>Holy fuck I am thankful we don't have blacks here that's fucking ruthless.
Difference is that wog would get his head busted over here, get a few mates together and go back to where he's selling
Worry about me sister after seeing things like that lad
>ever have a morning like this lads?
Walking through the city centre on a monday morning walking home from a house party with four other scruffy looking lads, beer stains on our white tees, boxer shorts riding the arse of us hanging out, the biggest bags under our eyes, hair looking like we had a fight with a hairdrier, sitting huddled together for body heat waiting on a bus rolling a joint from the remnants of all of our weed raking the fuck out of then arguing over who smoked too much.
Very fucking true.
1.5 million more this year
German space program beating NASA to warp drive travel soon lads
>When I smoke too much weed my sweat smells like weed for a few days after.
people say it's a myth but when i used to do boxing there was several times i stunk the gym out with weed
Should have went back with a group of lads and pulled a combo on him
Listen nigger i'll fucking cut ya
>people say it's a myth but when i used to do boxing there was several times i stunk the gym out with weed
Fucking hell. I unironically went to some drug addiction team recommended by my psychologist when I was smoking 7 grams of weed every two days because I thought they could help lel, they took me to the gym and the same thing happened to me and they ended up not contacting me again after it thinking I had smoked weed before.
>I go to raves sometimes and the people are very fucking weird I wouldn't put it past them. There is boyyos that are 40 odd and they look like sexual deviants.
Very different now though mate, in the 90s people were on e, wizz or acid and it was a very mixed crowd until about 1995 when it went full on chav. Then the music was pushed aside by clubbing over raves, and the original rave crowd moved with the times and started at smaller venues. I went to probably 80-100 raves in the 90s and i never heard of shit like that happening to girls, mostly because everyone went as a crowd(no mobile phones so you organised and stayd together generally), you took home everyone you went with and you knew everyone you went with.
Lel women are nuts
Nah this isn't a chav rave mate it's filled with hippies.
They play acid house and psychedelic trance.
i honestly would do but the criteria of: big darkskin black guy with buzzcut isn't exactly very specific, well at least not in manchester
he apparently was so dark even if he had tattoos covering his face we wouldn't be able to tell kek
>go out to buy stuff at 7am
>streets are kinda empty not a lot of people around
>bus stops a few metres in front of me
>qt 3.14 walks out
>Fondling with change in her purse as the bus drives a way
>Suddenly, Idea pops in
>start walking really fast
>she doesn't notice my presence yet
>still trying to stuff change in purse
>get close enough to her
>fucking cunt still doesn't notice me
>grab purse and try to run
>fucking deathgrip like a gorilla
>get pulled back as she stares at me in shock
>i stumble a little and almost fall
>she's like 165 cm tall and skinny
>let go of the bag and smile at her
>a few people notice
"I w-was just testing you. he"
>wink and start walking away trying to act cool
>she just stares at me in shock
>a few steps later run like hell
>go home and realise i left my wallet
>go back it's gone
she took my fucking wallet
>when you're sitting on a bus and a QT sits next to you and you can smell her hair conditioner and perfume and you just want to speak to her but then you realise she has her headphones and you get off the bus having a full on existential crisis then you think of taking a walk to the nearby mountain and standing at the top wondering what it would be like to fall
This is the power women have on men. And they say we are privledged.
It's a proper invite only warehouse rave
there's enough of them here
i always avoid black dealers anyway, the stuff they sell is always either shit quality stuff or bunk stuff, i think its because they can get away with it due to the fact that blacks are perceived as scary cunts and even if a white guy wants to fight, he knows that in an assault case blacks always win because muh racial attack
How cheap was a mk2 escort back then? what was the popular car you'd see doing donuts in carparks? any good cars you had? I like sierras myself
did you like cosworths?
ever see many twincams about (pic)
they have us by the balls
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No donuts in the car park, cars were sardined usually so you only had room to open the doors and bumper to bumper. We used to walk the 3 or 4 miles home from Sterns and go and get the car int he morning, it was easier than waiting 3 hours in the car park queue. Once we bought fruit and ice poles and sold them for a quid each out of cool bags in the car park.
Carwie beetles were the thing, we zoomed around in a pair of them .
Fair play to them girls most can't hack a proper sesh
Does it make you depressed looking back on yourself so young? do you have a missus nowadays and answer >>53709596
You're getting us Norns mixed up that was Ulster
My mates Dad had a mk2 escort when he was younger, he said they used to buy them off auctions. They all chipped in and got one for 90 quid and brought up the cavehill and rallied the fuck out of it and stashed it.
I know loads of wee girls that are complete troopers.
A girl sniffed half a gram of ketamine in front of me before and started laughing at me because I called her a fucking lunatic.
https://youtu.be/AIaehhYLVZA?t=80 absolute tunee
Just love bein a big attention whore 2 b h gonna get doxed one day for being too open hahahahehehehe
now get into the new thread and crosspost reply to these thanks
>get doxed one day for being too open hahahahehehehe
You won't lad. I've posted my full name on here before to see if I am doxxable and on top of that I have posted my pics and a shitload of other personal information. Nothing has happened