/brit/

bit early

>>53707039
PLEASE tell me she takes the BBC

halo

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>PAGE 1

>>53707038
>>53707073

A lad in my vent linked his gf

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heard you boys liked me.... add me on snapchat bethemsley xxx

>>53707117
shut up gaylord

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give me some skin my man

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>the black part of the banana

Stopped snowing lads....

ignoring bedtime without mum knowing

moving out of my parents house soon lads

>>53707212
good for you

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>the city of london

>>53707211
little rebel

>>53707215
thanks

having a look

https://youtu.be/tmenSv_EQ30?t=142

>>53707211
absolute fucking legend

BOW LEGGED WHORE WHERE ARE YOU?

>>53707219
>>53707270
FOY

listening to The Weeknd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT8oX0zUrfM

>>53707021
it's A famalam

WHY DO BRIDES WHERE VIRGIN WHITE? MOST DO NOT DESERVE THAT RIGHT

>>53707218
fyi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrObZ_HZZUc

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new gimmick: reach the image limit before the bump limit

>>53707278
what

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>listening to The Weeknd

>>53707311
fuck off tripcunt

>>53707304
>>53707262
this isn't comfy

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me irl

>>53707334
don't talk shit to strawboss

>>53707104
Shes a QT

fuck off strawboss u twat

>>53707061
I've got speed desu, too scared to take it for studying though because I'll just get fucked and not do any work

>>53707357
i'll talk shit to whoever i fucking want lmfao

>>53707357
strawboss is an ugly sperg

>>53707373
>>53707376
rude

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>>53707134
>greater manchester back

Good shit

>>53707211
George.

>>53707219
REBEL REBEL

>>53707357
>>53707380
Fuck off strawboss

in need of a new gimmick lads

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>>53707311

>>53707311

>strawboss

I thought you were dead, or at the very least out of the navy

girl's bum is on my crotch rn lads

everyone in the room is just drinking rn but I wonder if she's noticed my erection

>>53707376
Nah he's pretty handsome, no homo

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new gimmick

I call it kevin

>>53707406
She has and she likes it mate

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>>53707384
best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
^actual video footage of strawnonce

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>>53707406
post pic or you're a liar

>>53707408
we're talking about the same cunt right?

i don't think so tim

>>53707406
she probably has desu

>>53707398
I recently got a huge boner for the Dodge Challenger Hellcat so I went to hang out on /o/ for a while.

>>53707416
looked at her and whispered for her to meet me upstairs, she nodded

brb 2bh

>gingers literally have no eyebrows

hahahahah nigga how can you even have no eyebrows just sit down your whole phenotype is a sham hahah how the fuck your phenotype even going to exist in a few years jaajajajja

>>53707439
yes, you seem a bit jealous

Someone show me a picture of strawboss, I'll be the judge.

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>>53707404
>not invading kernow
who will supply the girly boys?

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Why is he so cute lads?

AMERICAN BOY, TAKE ME A ON TRIP I'D LOVE TO GO SOMEDAY

strawboss can u reply to the pic of u posted and say "me on the left"

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>>53707461
2bh

what happened to that gimmick where people would tell eachother to gas themselves?

>>53707463
TROYE IS SO CUTE

B I G T U N E
I
G

T
U
N
E

https://youtu.be/8Bd3nqvjT_I

>>53707439
>tim

Literally my name

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Everytime a tourist that comes from a country I don't like asks me for directions I send them to the peace walls.

Good banter?

>>53707454
if i was going to be jealous of someone's looks, wouldn't it be someone who is actually really good looking?

>>53707461
>>53707477
Stop posting pics of me

How did you even get those??

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>alri anon giz a cuddle ahha

what do?

don't particularly enjoy living

>>53707496
>he isn't named after Jesus' father
rasheed

>>53707476
>>53707395
Me on the left

>>53707545
fuck you, a girl your age should not have an iphone

i hope your parents die in a car fire

might start a suicide cult

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contraversial new theory: rihanna loves the bwc but she can't publically go out with a white guy because black guys will get butthurt

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>tfw she might be moving abroad in the summer

why can't things just ever go right

thanks strawboss. i like u better than thailad desu

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>when to are such a failure you fail at suicide

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>>53707545
Sorry love I'm not a nonce.

>>53707560
Uploaded to r/brit

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This is, without a doubt, the most creepy picture of Ed Miliband I've seen in my entire life, and I've seen a lot of pictures of Ed Miliband.
I don't know where to start.
His face looks like it's taken a long, if not permanent holiday through uncanny valley.
The lighting makes him look like a sporadically unhinged and socially isolated psychotic villain from a generic slasher movie.
The diluted colour on top of literally everything else makes the image look like a collaborative effort between Grant Wood and H. P. Lovecraft.
His teeth and dark, sunken eyes could easily be mistaken for an attempt at a Nosferatu-inspired anti-Labour caricature.
Even his posture, though subtle, gives the impression that his spine has been morphed from years of awkwardly slouching and Jewishly scurrying.
His attempt at a peace sign is the most uncomfortable gesture I've ever witnessed a person attempt. This universal gesture is seemingly so alien to Ed that he's not only utilised the wrong fingers, but he's done so in a way that he appears to be performing a vice grip on an invisible object.
Everything about this image is wrong. Even his tie is warped.
I'm not convinced this is a real photo, but rather a highly detailed painting created by an artist with an exceptional skill at illustrating political meaning through subtlely illustrated horror.

>>53707573

I've always thought about joining a suicide cult, pretend to drink the koolaid, then stealing all their stuff

>>53707573
I'm in if you will provide me with purpose until the end

had a headache for the last 3 days and my codeine pills are running out

>>53707602
excellent post

>>53707602
Ed Miliband is a fucking nonce

>>53707583
Mate I know that feel. An Icelandic girl told me she loves me just before she moved back home.

My heart is shattered.

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>>53707463
If he wasn't gay he'd make the perfect metrosexual bf :(

his eyes are so cutee

>>53707609
your purpose is to provide me with a warm, wet hole

>>53707606
you can't join lol...

>>53707595
i wonder what the feeling would be like to attempt suicide because you're a failure, only to wake up in the hospital.

it must almost be like pathetic enough to laugh at ay

is ed miliband human?

doing a cheeky xanax lads

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>>53707602
don't be mean to ed
he tried his best

>>53707640
>politicians
>not lizards

>>53707640
lads entertain me

>>53707622
Are you Icelandic girl that crushed my heart?

>>53707640
He's a Milipede haha

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>Iranians aren't white

>>53707622
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>53707663
>yfw its true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjs_gdMAI

>>53707682
one of those is a Syrian refugee

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>>53707673

>>53707621
ah fuck, i'm sorry man

it's not for definite but her psycho lesbian friend has convinced her to look for work out there, and they're going for a few weeks in the summer to check it out before deciding whether to stay.

i swear her friend is in love with her, she's tried to neck her on nights out and admitted she fancies her, yet they're still like best friends. she also hates me.. how do i convince her not to go?

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>>53707670
just go after her lad

Everytime I hear the microsoft sam voice I burst into treats because it reminds me of the good aul days of whacking it on in IT and making it say rude things like calling the teacher a fat wanker haha

anyone else?

>>53707704
>how do i convince her not to go?
Tell her you love her, if the love is strong enough on her side she will forfeit in hopes of spending her life with you. If not she wasn't the one anyway so don't get upset.

t. romeo

need a fat-positive gf

why is /cum/ so bad?

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>>53707682
His wife is beautiful, really hope Isis don't kill her.

>>53707692
lold

think my mate is getting pissed off his gf is getting touchy with all of us

lmao sorry pal ya shouldn't have decided on an open relationship I ain't gonna push these thighs off my lap

>>53707753

full of commies weebs. gotta give em credit where it's due though, never though they'd make it this long

>>53707704
>how do i convince her not to go?

are you sure you want to do that la

>>53707796
>>53707753
Take refuge in brit if you aren't as cancerous as most yank posters.

Come home white man

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>>53707765
Me too lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmIkmrCta1g

>>53707735
ok, if it comes down to it i'll try that, she needs some sense talking into, why would you work abroad with a lesbian friend you are always falling out with and who also wants to get into your pants?

god i hate this fucking bitch of her friend so much now

>>53707820
why not la, sounds gay but i don't want to lose her

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>>53707840
If she had blue eyes should be perfections

>>53707795

I fucked my friend's gf once, but in my defense I was drunk, high, and full of pent up rage

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>british """"""""""""""culture"""""""""""""

>tfw going through my cs:go items
>have some copper mil spec sawed off skin worth 6.50 USD

hahaha lmao selling that shit for sure

>>53707880
Fucking hell

>>53707765
>tfw kebabs will literally kebab her

night lads

>>53707867
She might be a lesbian?

But anyway, my advice is to make her feel special and become her best friend. It might sound gay as fuck but thats how it is. Get a bit personal and start talking about personal things that you would normally only talk about to you family/bestfriend. Makes a relationship much stronger and she will see you as having a range of emotions.

having a wank

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>>53707879
quality post there lad

>>53707867
resentment can build if they follow your wish, stay and end up hating it.

give her reasons to stay, but do not explicitly ask her to stay

Natalie portmans features are unreal. How are people this beautiful born? Why can't I be the male equivalent of someone that attractive?

purchasing a wank

>>53707880
This is going to make the poor man commit suicide ;____;

Fuck me Brendan has truly had his shit FUCKED

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3332742/Who-needs-young-gun-Tom-Cruise-53-choice-replace-Brendan-Fraser-46-Mummy-reboot.html

FOR FUCKSAKE

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Are Trixie

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barber just sent me this

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A girl just told me I looked like pic related

Is she a nonce?

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>I don't like rap

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reminder that you have no right to take a moral high ground about drugs if you drink coffee or alcohol

I'm a mess without my little china girl

>>53707998
depends how long ago

>>53707973
theres a photo I seen of him which I stupidly didn't save from 2016 where he had unfucked his shit

let a fat nigga fuck

>>53708027
HI ULSTER

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>>53707880
>>53707948
>>53707973
>>53707905
>>53707988
>looked up his twitter, not updated since 2013
>bio: "Love thy children, love thy wife, love my movies!"

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>>53708061
alri missus xx

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>>53708027
She said exactly from Terminator 2.

Good song, top lad as usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU

>>53708064
How do we save him?

>>53708064
http://www.brendanfraser.com/

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>>53708064
>>53707988
>>53707973
>>53707948
>>53707880

Here we are then.

All the extra flag lads and lassies.

I want to talk about sports on 4chan but /sp/ is a flaming shithole
what do?

ulster is the king of /brit/

no doubt

>>53708141

Agreed can't wait to have a pint with him if it happens

>>53708117
alri
might walk garage and get fags
>>53708141
'no'

>>53708141
YES

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How does this image make you feel?

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>>53708141
w-wew

not sure I can accept this title

>>53708147
should go to a republican bar for a laff

>>53708158
stop i'm sweating

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>>53708117

>>53707880
Soon enough he'll start going on 4chan to start arguments like Marlon Brando did in chat rooms.

>>53707920
nah she's just very easily led on, doesn't think for herself sometimes and is happy to go along, her friend's literally planned it all out and bought tickets

if it actually happens i'll be in bits desu.

>>53707936
true desu, i do have pretty good reasons for her to not go through with it because of her friend who is a complete psycho

>>53708161
disgusted

>>53708167
YOU'RE MY DADDY ULSTER

>>53707449
Good lad
Report back

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>extra flags

>>53708183
bit gay la'

brendan fraser

>>53708161
Ugly paki

>>53708149
I'm considering walking miles to some party.

>>53708027
Lad should I walk from North Belfast to South Belfast to go to a party?

Scared to get my head kicked in walking through taig areas, got chased by a group of them with knives as I was walking up to enter the westlands from the waterworks the othernight haha

>>53708167
>should go to a republican bar for a laff
I was at the chester the other night. Met an ex robber who used to up his balaclava to kiss the cashier if she was a girl

>>53708178
Good luck anyway

>>53707449
good lad

Need to go to sleep SmH

>>53708206
have regional flags and am literally smoking one of these right now ahhahaa
wish i was joking tbqh
>>53708223
will it even be worth going there now

>>53708217
Ugly Paki is not an emotion Anon

>>53708279
>will it even be worth going there now
Yes my friends parties last the whole weekend. Literally no one sleeps for a few days because they are all wired on coke and mandy. I will be given tons of drugs as soon as I enter the door too. And guaranteed a shag with a hippie girl

>>53707670
I dunno

if any of you lads want to have a laugh go to a republican pub in belfast

>>53708311
Sounds fantastic, quite jealous desu

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>>53708206
>"Extra flags? Why, a classy gentleman like myself wouldn't partake in such nonsense!"

>>53708311
reeeeeeeee

>>53708223
Where about in the south? surely just down the lisburn road?

>>53708196
Stop my pacemaker will go bang

>>53708336
I would but I shitpost on my phone tBh

>>53708311
Fuck where abouts is this :^)

>>53708311
just go there then aha
sounds a decent crack
doubt you'll get stabbed
was walking through all the paki and nignog areas this time yesterday

>>53708324
Do you know a girl called Kristin who recently moved back from the UK? Everyonein Iceland seems to know eachother.

>>53708344
Stranmillis Road.
>>53708364
see above

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>>53707982
how hasn't this been made yet?

>>53708382
Ringing my bro now to see if he'd meet me half way

Any slags in Tower Hamlets up for a shag?

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eggmans twin

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Alyssar19

>>53708385
nick a bmx out of someones garden and go down the motorway walk path

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>>53708399
saved, thanks lad


love are trixie

>>53708419
reminder that tower hamlets is the birthplace of grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FM93unokOg

*watches you read my post*

>>53708444
Was actually thinking the exact same thing lad and then return it on my way back of course.

That northern ireland hivemind mentality lel

mate just texted me

he left alone to get a taxi home in town at 2.30am before and he ended up going to some after party in moss side (aka the very worst most crime ridden part of manchester) and hes woken up seemingly alone in a locked flat

bit concerned

>>53708477
llf something in the blood isn't it

>>53708496
He's going to be the star in a snuff film like hostel

>>53708496
Fucking hell lad. Do everything you can to help him/

Fucking tell the cunt to just smash a window or break a door down.

I'd rather spend a few nights in a cell than potentially be a victim of human trafficking.

>>53708498
Definitely is. I stole one before on a night out with the lads and rode it across Cliftonville golf course winged off my nut on MDMA and 2ce at 3am. My mate couldn't handle the pills, freaked out and starting screaming that the attack dogs were released to come and get us, then hysterically ran down the whole golf course before us having to pin him down and calm him. Tried to stroke the golf caddies but couldn't find them. Very good banter

You need to come out on a night out with me sometime

>>53708496
Call the feds for him

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kinda wanna get a motorcycle but ill probably lose interest by the time winters over lmao

>>53708547
I'll come out some time lad but im going on accutane soon which turns you into a spotty beast for first month so probs spring or summer

>>53708553
saskatchewan lad

>>53708559
>>53708569

>>53708573
Summer sounds good big lad

>be me
>ugly, broke 19 year old male
>find a 9/10 qt gf
>come to her house
>we are watching a movie
>shit starts heating up
>I have to take a shit
>I take a big dump which smells like Indian curry
>I try to flush, but the flush is broken
>Too embarassed to tell her
>Try to gather water and flush it myself
>After a quarter or so, she comes and wonders if I'm alright
>tell her just had a lot to eat
>her parents come earlier than usual
>they catch me using sink water to flush my big shit
>tell her I am a dirty junkie and that she shouldn't be with me
>get kicked out

>>53708582
what about saskatchewan bud?

>>53708609
just fuck your shit up hahahah

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just found out why my explorer has always been so slow regarding thumbnails

finally I can funpost more often again

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>>53708553
Get one

I have a bike myself

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Tried to have a beer there but it wasn't nice

probably because i've just woke up

>>53708609
A shite so big you have to stand up to get yerself off of it

>>53708609
>ugly, broke 19 year old male

nigga you were boosting about how good looking you are earlier unless theres two belfasts

>>53708641
Not my post just copied it from here
>>53687194

>he has never whapped out his cock on a night out and helicoptered a group of slags

>germans

>>53694280
>>53693939

brendan fraser and his ex-wife have the same birthday

>his willy isn't so small he pees on his bollocks

>>53708519
>>53708547
>>53708552
i just rang him and he said that he found a spare key hung up, opened the door so he locked up and posted it back through the letter box

he also said he found the guy he went there with, some bearded guy lying down in the kitchen shroomed off his face not speaking

why you'd go back to one bloke's house, alone, is beyond me but he still sounded pretty messed up on the phone

https://youtu.be/spEgDr_zOTw?t=47
I wanked off to that blondie camel toe a few times not a proud one

>>53708678
Always catch my mate willy watching me ffs then he gets drunk and says hes bisexual but hes dead on like

>>53708735
good post

doing something

lads do me a solid and drop a kev pic in this thread if you have the time

>>53708545
>>53708545

>>53708739
He probably got sleep throatfucked

>>53708739
Sounds like he had a good night 2bh glad he got out safe.

>>53708745
>"straight" lads that cock slap you

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thoughts?

>>53708799
>"straight" lads that cock slap you

that was a wind up for (you)'s tbf but it didn't get as many as I wanted

I've never had sex

>>53708739
Sounds like a banterous night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKVObSy0-vo

>>53708840
Had a mate that got suspended from school for meatslapping someone infront of a teacher

>>53708819
none

Should I buy a motorcycle and join a gang?

I think Mongols MC is in my area

>>53708867
>canada

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when youre having a bad trip and you cant talk to anyone because they all look satanic but everyone is asking you if you're okay

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Look up here, I'm in heaven. I've got scars that can't be seen

>>53708853
#Lad

>>53708819
Complete and utter ambivalence

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Got headphones for my pc and they JUST fuck my hair UP ffs

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>Should I buy a motorcycle and join a gang?

>I think Mongols MC is in my area

Haven't had a haircut in two months haha

>>53708763
i genuinely wouldn't be surprised tbqh, theres rapey gay blokes all around this city that pray on drugged up student lads

>>53708898
no, you idiot

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>when you know the white race is dying but you're too autistic to get a gf and reproduce

couple lads from school got put on the sex register because they a took a pic of them with their arses out on the school laptops

>>53708940
I had a mate that took too much 25i Nbomb at a festival, he might have got spiked too because he said he can;t remember anything after peaking and he woke up in a bush with no shoes, trousers, no money, no wallet, no drugs, nothing - 5 miles away from the festival with cuts all over him.

My theory was he was dragged into a car, mugged, possibly raped and then thrown out of the car hence the cuts.

Scary fucking country 2bh. Literally never going to a festival without friends I know can fight and would fight for me if I was too fucked up and would take care of me.

>>53708954
Why not?

best case senario they kill me

worst case I go to prison and they kill me there

>>53708982
High quality banter. I went to an All Boys School the banter was fucking surreal, some bloke asked a hot art teacher for a wank and got expelled.

>live in manchester
>get raped
>report it to the police
>get arrested for breaking lgbt laws

>"friends" that pretend their phone was dead when you tried to ring them for back up when it all kicks off in a night out

>>53709001
>I went to an All Boys School
sounds a bit bent to me ngl

>>53709002
What? Link

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FFS the mk2 focus rs is so much nicer than the mk3, which they've inexplicably made a fucking 5 door and removed all the extreme bodykit that made it an actual presence on the road

>>53708987
Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her

>>53709001
Went to an all boys school and it was shite

>>53709035
Need them real lads that go 0-100 real quick

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>25i Nbomb

>>53709035
do this just for when they phone me to come out normally but i wanna stay at home alone in my autistic depressed bubble haha

having a look

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>>53709046
the mk2 focus was shit
as are all fords

i vauxhall your mother

>>53709037
Not really was next to an All Girls school so at lunch time when we snuck out for a chippy we would meet up with the girls, also used to walk him with a load of QTs from there.

>>53709046
>Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her
Nah fuck that absolutely mental. Sickens me that that shit actually does happen. I go to raves sometimes and the people are very fucking weird I wouldn't put it past them. There is boyyos that are 40 odd and they look like sexual deviants.

>Need them real lads that go 0-100 real quick
Luckily have a brother that is like that and is always with me and gets into every single brawl I do.

>>53709075
haha same 2bh but they know I'm a shylad and don't judge me for it

i'm not a businessman,
i'm a business, man!

>>53709122
definitely going to use this one

http://strawpoll.me/6562353
http://strawpoll.me/6562353
http://strawpoll.me/6562353

not ideal poll time but vote anyway for fucks sake cunt

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>>53709062
>gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ

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Absolutely greeting at this pic

>Dangerously Irish. If cornered, he uses a cloud of ethanol as a defense mechanism

>>53708987
fucking hell lad thats horrible

definitely think people can get into vulnerable and stupid as fuck states when under the influence, a mate of mine last summer came out of a club alone on mandy looking for some more, found some big black guy who was selling, the black guy kept asking him "do you need to go to a cash machine?". my mate for some reason said yes (because he did anyway and was too fucked to read the situation) and the guy basically memorised his pin and started punching the fuck out of him, nicked his card, trainers, phone etc and stole about one and a half grand from his account

>>53709122
utmost respect it

>>53709113
>all fords are shit

The sierra cosworths were literally racing against other sierra's in the BTCC because all the other cars got BTFO

>>53709192
Sometimes I get so drunk I think I can see the ethanol coming off my skin as mist in the darkness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqGWTxwZEA ever have a morning like this lads?

>>53709002
>live in birmingham
>have a really really shit accent

sorry lad thats all i have

>>53709204
When I smoke too much weed my sweat smells like weed for a few days after.

>>53709198
Holy fuck I am thankful we don't have blacks here that's fucking ruthless.

>>53709046
>Ever see that episode of this is england '90 at the rave where they get the girl all drugged up and take turns on her
thats exactly what it made me think of
had to watch that scene with my family as well, heavy shit

Mate Germany imported 1.1 million scientists, entrepreneurs and doctors this year alone. They're going to have a base on Mars by 2024

>>53709227
>Holy fuck I am thankful we don't have blacks here that's fucking ruthless.

Difference is that wog would get his head busted over here, get a few mates together and go back to where he's selling

>>53709244
Worry about me sister after seeing things like that lad

>>53709204
>ever have a morning like this lads?
Walking through the city centre on a monday morning walking home from a house party with four other scruffy looking lads, beer stains on our white tees, boxer shorts riding the arse of us hanging out, the biggest bags under our eyes, hair looking like we had a fight with a hairdrier, sitting huddled together for body heat waiting on a bus rolling a joint from the remnants of all of our weed raking the fuck out of then arguing over who smoked too much.


Memories.

>>53709264
Very fucking true.

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>>53709250
1.5 million more this year
German space program beating NASA to warp drive travel soon lads

>>53709227
>When I smoke too much weed my sweat smells like weed for a few days after.
this 2bh
people say it's a myth but when i used to do boxing there was several times i stunk the gym out with weed

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>>53709198
Should have went back with a group of lads and pulled a combo on him

Listen nigger i'll fucking cut ya

>>53709302
>people say it's a myth but when i used to do boxing there was several times i stunk the gym out with weed
Fucking hell. I unironically went to some drug addiction team recommended by my psychologist when I was smoking 7 grams of weed every two days because I thought they could help lel, they took me to the gym and the same thing happened to me and they ended up not contacting me again after it thinking I had smoked weed before.

>>53709335
tbf it would probably be seen as a racist getting a group of lads together just to beat one blackie other in England

>minimal brits or other jfs in real banter hours

comfy feel 2bh, shame I'm going to sleep soon.

>>53709397
mean *yanks

>>53709115
>I go to raves sometimes and the people are very fucking weird I wouldn't put it past them. There is boyyos that are 40 odd and they look like sexual deviants.
Very different now though mate, in the 90s people were on e, wizz or acid and it was a very mixed crowd until about 1995 when it went full on chav. Then the music was pushed aside by clubbing over raves, and the original rave crowd moved with the times and started at smaller venues. I went to probably 80-100 raves in the 90s and i never heard of shit like that happening to girls, mostly because everyone went as a crowd(no mobile phones so you organised and stayd together generally), you took home everyone you went with and you knew everyone you went with.

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Lel women are nuts

>>53709428
Nah this isn't a chav rave mate it's filled with hippies.

They play acid house and psychedelic trance.

>>53709428
Alright grandad tell us more stories of back in the olden days

>>53709335
RORKE

>>53709335
i honestly would do but the criteria of: big darkskin black guy with buzzcut isn't exactly very specific, well at least not in manchester

he apparently was so dark even if he had tattoos covering his face we wouldn't be able to tell kek

>>53709487
Sounds like a Nigerian, they're big fucking cunts

>be me
>go out to buy stuff at 7am
>streets are kinda empty not a lot of people around
>bus stops a few metres in front of me
>qt 3.14 walks out
>Fondling with change in her purse as the bus drives a way
>Suddenly, Idea pops in
>start walking really fast
>she doesn't notice my presence yet
>still trying to stuff change in purse
>get close enough to her
>fucking cunt still doesn't notice me
>grab purse and try to run
>fucking deathgrip like a gorilla
>get pulled back as she stares at me in shock
>i stumble a little and almost fall
>she's like 165 cm tall and skinny
>i'm 175
>let go of the bag and smile at her
>a few people notice
"I w-was just testing you. he"
>wink and start walking away trying to act cool
>she just stares at me in shock
>a few steps later run like hell
>go home and realise i left my wallet
>go back it's gone
she took my fucking wallet

>>53707039
When was the last time you had a Cox's Orange Pippin dudes?

>>53709493
hahahahah extremely good post

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got this new tat lads. what do u think?

>>53709487
it was bugzy malone haha
>>53709503
>dudes
FOY

>>53709466
>Nah this isn't a chav rave mate it's filled with hippies.
yeh it swung around again about 6-8 years ago when people started doing "20 Years Since Interdance" or whatever raves.

>>53709520
fucking STUD

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>when you're sitting on a bus and a QT sits next to you and you can smell her hair conditioner and perfume and you just want to speak to her but then you realise she has her headphones and you get off the bus having a full on existential crisis then you think of taking a walk to the nearby mountain and standing at the top wondering what it would be like to fall

This is the power women have on men. And they say we are privledged.

>>53709526
It's a proper invite only warehouse rave

>>53709468
Sure mate, what would you like to know?

>>53709545
How the pills in them days were just as good as Dutch pressed pills.

Doves a shit

do love a good meme warehouse rave tbqh lads
rainbow>the warehouse project

>>53709520
What if this guy showed that to the wrong person and got his ass kicked? His face would be hanging off him like strips of bacon

>>53709492
there's enough of them here

i always avoid black dealers anyway, the stuff they sell is always either shit quality stuff or bunk stuff, i think its because they can get away with it due to the fact that blacks are perceived as scary cunts and even if a white guy wants to fight, he knows that in an assault case blacks always win because muh racial attack

>>53709575
>guy
>ass
>bacon strips
>involving food in everything
FOY

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>>53709545
How cheap was a mk2 escort back then? what was the popular car you'd see doing donuts in carparks? any good cars you had? I like sierras myself

did you like cosworths?

ever see many twincams about (pic)

>>53709540
they have us by the balls

>>53709493
cracker post

>>53709573
heres the rave I went to last new years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYanbQY6CaI

I'm in the video lel

>>53709540
>It's a proper invite only warehouse rave
nice, couldnt go myself anymore but it would be a laugh otherwise. Me with the group at 1:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUk6irB1krk

>>53709540
>the nearby mountain
you in sockland?

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>>53709573
whp is shite and i'm glad its over for another few months, the venue and setup is decent but the crowd is usually full of stuck up mardarses