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english rose edition
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did someone say maisie
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>>53704305


http://www.reuters.com/article/us-europe-migrants-eu-levy-idUSKCN0UU0S0


LEAVE
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cara
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MOGI?
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*nibbles your neck and then kisses you under the night sky*

mmm...
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autism
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when your bum thinks you're black aha
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I find it insanely interesting how you can accurately tell someones personality and what they're like just by their face, I just can't stop posting this

Its strange yet so magical.
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*thinks about all the /brit/ lads and lasses curled up asleep and looking adorable*
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*holds up spork*
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I'm gay
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Doing a sleep

Done a search through several hundred pics to find a new bedtime Kyary to cheer your up with but this is all I found. Resolution is so dire I'm worried it might make you even angrier.
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>>53704399
ive just been squeezing out a fat steamy log of shit personally
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>>53704384
how so?
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dick cheney watching 9/11 unfold

feet up, relaxing
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>>53704414
That is rather cute.
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>>53704431
very nice pic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfxJee4nF7U
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>>53704427
I don't know

I thought everyone could do it at first

You just take one glance at their face and you just know how they act, what their personality is like, everything
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/bigbottoms/
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TO THE LAD IN THE EARLIER THREAD

>>53704158
how much is needed for anxiety control? will one pill sort me out?
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Has trap/tranny porn blasted in popularity? Or am I getting a biased view on 4chan?
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>>53704305
Does this person work as an actress too? It's like a scene from some movie and it's beautiful.
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*water splashes on your bumhole*
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cheney and bush in the white house bunker
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you now realise that Bush wasn't a bad president
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>when you do a dream about a poo and you wakeup and you are sitting at your desk at school and you did a poo
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>>53704498

I hate when I take a shit and cold water spalshes in my asshole
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still don't get what was bad about the Iraq war tbH
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>>53704412
dont worry about all that theres never any real vitriol. besides, i did appreciate the technical skill, however on point of principle i must hate anything connected with anime

nighty night my pet
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>"Anon I'm fucking wasted, mind if I crash at your house?"
>"You might not be able to wake me up if you tried, so I won't be a bother ahaha"
what do
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to the lads asking about lyrica

>>53704553
>>53704529
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>>53704555
Leave her in the back of a paki taxi.
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*plop*
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MO is great
MO - kamikaze is very great
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How do they decide who was black or not?
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* To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just fucking kill him!
*
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>>53704555
say yes and let them crash at your place. unless you don't want to, in which case you say no.

i really don't understand how you guys get so flustered.
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>>53704491
see

>>53704569
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInLAHe7NLk
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>>53704582
>literally everyone was black
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Alri
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>>53704582

George III was black

got a big old negro face
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>>53704613
btw I meant 350mg

Expect to have the best sleep of your entire life

I passed out on quite a heavy dose last night
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Marina is:
1. cute
2. not a paki
3. pure
4. a good singer
5. my wife
6. best girl
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so glad I live in scotland lads, no mosques here
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really need a cute grill in my life
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Bed time prayer for you lot.

The day is done;
O God the Son,
Look down upon
Thy little one!

O Light of Light,
Keep me this night,
And shed round me
Thy presence bright.

I need not fear
If Thou art near;
Thou art my Savior
Kind and dear.

amen
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Latest Jewish funding project is making people believe everyone important in history was black

It has already been implemented in the GCSE History course or something lmao

A large percentage of Jewish funding is also going towards this multiple gender stuff, (genderfluid, etc)
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>>53704678
7. man face
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>>53704491
Also where did you get your lyrica? I get prescribed it but only get 1.1 gram a week
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>>53704678

8. 30 years old with sagging tits
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>>53704686
do you praise the sun?
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>>53704706
"no"
>>53704728
"no" to the saggy part
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>>53704736
No I am not a filthy pagan heathen.
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haha Marina BTFO

Marina, more like mayonnaise
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>>53704762
FOAD
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I like brunettes with olive skin. Does that make me a race traitor?
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>>53704776
>German humour
LOL
O
L
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W0-W582fNQ
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>>53704780
Depends what race you are desu
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zoe
kazan
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>>53704800

white with fair skin and blond hair (dirty blond). also have blue eyes.
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>>53704678
yeah psh


what is this, opposite day?
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>>53704827
post pics
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>>53704834

Nah I'm good m8
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>>53704856
Worth a shot.
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wag1 lids
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not a weeb but might watch dragon ball z aha
any thoughts or feedback on this
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why is she so qt
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>>53704882
no
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>>53704849
>mandatory diversity classes
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>>53704877
sellin 3 rune scimmys
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>>53704864

My ares are sorta grey-blue too. I'm like a faux master race. I am quite pale though
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>>53704853
ah yes the "insecure" whore who, while in hospital, took selfies of herself to show she was in pain. very impressive.
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>tfw your mental gymnastics game is weak
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how do I greentext on reddit
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>>53704882
yes
i quite enjoy when the man punches the alien

>>53704877
aree g
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>>53704915
30k ea meight
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Anyone here a neet who isn't depressed?
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>>53704933
>tfw just got in from revision
didn't actually do any work though, was just chatting shit for a few hours desu

how r u
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>>53704924

>ares

not sure how fuck I managed to spell 'eyes' so wrong 2bh
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>words have meaning
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>>53704934
then ud have 6 mate wave:lol
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>>53704939
haha! minions!!! ahahahaha
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post eyes
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>>53704970
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>>53704985
t. detective looking for maddy
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>>53704951
just take life as it comes desu lots of time to exercise and do housework and contemplate life

>>53704958
i miss chatting shite in the library for hours in 6th form desu
had a v lazy saturday, meant to get spangled tonite but completely forgot
dunno what the rest of the weekend ill do, just see how it goes x
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My HS year book quote was "out of the blue and into the black". Was that shit? I though it was pretty good at the time (4 years ago)
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getting a large interest free overdraft so i can spend it all on alcohol and drugs and then pay it back when i do a placement year haha
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>>53704999
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http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jan/16/trinity-grammar-parents-told-of-alleged-sexual-abuse-among-six-year-old-boys
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used to watch:
>Ipwnstar4hire
>ADoseofBuckley
>Phillip Defranco
>TheSyndicateProject
fucking hell lads
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hopped out my motherfucking bed
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>>53705039
very irresponsible
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>>53705021
silly billy
can't wait to start being an absolute degen again ngl
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>>53705050
>>Phillip Defranco
does he still make videos?
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>>53705067
i think it's quite responsible desu, might as well get as fucked up as i can whilst i still have the chance at uni

i've already planned how i can pay it back so it won't be a problem
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>>53705042
>catholics

Truly the anti-christ religion
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>>53705042
where the fuck would boys that young even learn that to make other boys do it, way to young for porn
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fuckpig


Goodnight, everyone x
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>>53705094
will be a bit shit when you're working and paying it all out desu
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>>53705143
maybe but i'm not too bothered about where my salary goes for that year desu, a lot is already gonna have to go on rent and food and shit
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r8
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>>53705042
>The anaconda
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>>53705134
na'night c
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>>53705212
eh who who eh trash who who goodlad who
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>>53705212
>clppng
it's shit
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IMMA HAND HER A BUSINESS CARD AND SAY
NIGGA WE MADE IT
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>>53705212
The worst taste I have ever saw in brit except Bowie but you've only been listening to him because he died and never knew his music before that.

Neck yourself
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anthony fantano did a podcast with sam hyde desu
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>>53705238
>only liking Drake
bit pleb lad
>>53705241
"no"
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retiring to mine beddy to rest my heady
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All praise to the most high bless up

>>53705238
>>53705260
VERY good lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZy1f0Tl7OM
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>>53705270
Drake is the only musician that you should listen to
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>>53705281
na'night lassie x
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>>53705281
good day
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>>53705270
clppng is trash and future is better than thug
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2bh
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>i continue to post in my regional accent despite being told not to
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>>53705350
quite symmetrical this
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>>53705338
>future is better than thug
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>>53705344
kernow
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>>53705322
xo

>>53705326
goodnight my sweet red rose of lancaster
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EVERYTING LOCK ARFF
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>>53705344

dude or girl with no hips. Either way not interested
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>>53705212
post link
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WHERE YA ASS WAS AT WHEN WE RECORDED IN THE BATHROOM
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just watched a video of a shemale pornstar from leeds

wanted a wank but ended up laughing through the entire video, he didn't even bother to change his voice

"eh beebeh, ah propeh want yeh cock like"
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>>53705344
plymouth
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yank rap lad I know you're here

where do I find more tunes with that heavy beat like BRICKS
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>this track will never be released

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmzwj-mJUww
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I DONE FIGURED THIS SHIT OUT
IF YOU THINK YOU GON BITE ON MY SWAG, IT'S A VIRUS
I DON MY SWAG AND PULL UP ON BITCHES DRESSED IN ALL WHITE LIKE MILEY CYRUS
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>>53705344
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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>>53705439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYU75-OANxc
this?
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>>53705461
thats not matty b
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d-dont hit on me silly boys
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who /superb/ music taste here
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>>53705439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyCTZ8c-trc
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>>53705470
yeah
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>>53705487
why do u dress up like a girl u twat
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>>53705446
>a whole fucking hour
a girl can do better in 10 minutes
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what the fuck am I reading

http://carsbigasbars.tumblr.com/post/137103571448/the-carsbigasbars-butt-shaving-guide
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>BT-EE merger
>£12.5bn
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I've got an idea for a smartphone app, it displays all the public toilets near you and whether you need to pay/be a customer to use it. Would you download it?
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>that belly

I came here to laff. Thanks.

Night lads.
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>>53705446
>>53705527
forgot the video like a mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDLg6cut-8
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>>53705502
this is for the last like 4 months
what does jack johnson make, he sounds familiar to me for some reason
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>>53705558
comfy af singer & songwriter but doesn't sound like he was castrated
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My dad's friend said I looked like Richard Burton. Imagine that LOL
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>>53705502
me

https://youtu.be/nK-okdwv09g
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>>53705511
give me a few minutes and i'll try to find a couple good songs for you
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>>53705583
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>>53705568
>doesn't sound like he was castrated
is that a bad thing or...? what do you mean?
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Does anyone else here have an extreme soft spot for short haired girls?
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>>53705502
>enya
Top lad
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post songs that bang in the whip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZALrZUSshA
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>>53705593
because most have incredibly high pitches voices which annoy me to no end 2bh
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>>53705599
delete this

(pretend I have a Polish flag)
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kaytranada is great tbH
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Who do you aspire to be?

Alexander the Great is the man I wish I was.
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>>53705556
Wilkinson chopped his break and made his own patches in that time
She just arranged samples and other premade sounds

Not saying what she did isn't impressive, but it's not really comparable

(which song is better is subjective anyhow)
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sershlad and cornwall in 30 years
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>The older brother of Canadian singer Celine Dion has died of cancer, two days after her husband also died.
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>>53705664
Nelson is my personal role model
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OpdjbzTIhM
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>>53705599
Yeah bro
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>>53705587
>>53705511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjlkvM7mz1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BPvvPSCXNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJrll5fwhqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBOyMg1gpGI
the mixtape these last two songs are on is fucking top tier
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>>53705696
>tfw my mti vinyl comes soon
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>>53705696
>yanks posting nigger music

fuck off
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>>53705692
hi rolf
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>>53705709
noice lad
was thinking about getting into vinyl a few years ago but decided against it

>>53705711
he asked
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>>53705689
>his last moments

>Hardy came belowdecks to see Nelson just after half-past two, and informed him that a number of enemy ships had surrendered. Nelson told him that he was sure to die, and begged him to pass his possessions to Emma.[215] With Nelson at this point were the chaplain Alexander Scott, the purser Walter Burke, Nelson's steward, Chevalier, and Beatty. Nelson, fearing that a gale was blowing up, instructed Hardy to be sure to anchor. After reminding him to "take care of poor Lady Hamilton", Nelson said "Kiss me, Hardy".[215] Beatty recorded that Hardy knelt and kissed Nelson on the cheek. He then stood for a minute or two before kissing him on the forehead. Nelson asked, "Who is that?", and on hearing that it was Hardy, he replied "God bless you, Hardy."[215] By now very weak, Nelson continued to murmur instructions to Burke and Scott, "fan, fan … rub, rub … drink, drink." Beatty heard Nelson murmur, "Thank God I have done my duty", and when he returned, Nelson's voice had faded and his pulse was very weak.[215] He looked up as Beatty took his pulse, then closed his eyes. Scott, who remained by Nelson as he died, recorded his last words as "God and my country".[216] Nelson died at half-past four, three hours after he had been shot.[215]


Fucking chillls.
>i will never have a bromance like Nelson and Hardys
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wew its unironically snowing pretty heavily haha wahoooooooo haha
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>>53705723
>getting into vinyl
Vinyl is a medium you utter wastecase
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>>53705742
i mean collecting vinyl you spergtron
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>>53705696
good lad thanks la
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>>53705733
pretty jealous 2bh
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had a few rare grime vinyls from back in the day aha
sold em for an inflated price during the height of the 2015 grime meme
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ISIS is slowly coming to an end
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>russian """""""girls"""""""

Fuck Russia just nuke it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0hlW94HGAg
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snowing here in London
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Don't stop just yet
You make my world go round

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y22hau6oayE
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wish i could redeem my voucher rn 2bh
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Wish it would snow here in Gloucestershire
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wish it would snow here in alice springs
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they should make some sort of song/sounds that force the release of dopamine tbH

like forced chills
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https://streamable.com/b6la?t=0.0
>their album comes out feb 5
SOON
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>>53705911
West Country masterrace
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wish i would die in my sleep
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>>53705862
how was she not knocked out after all that
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Doing the dew lads haha
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>>53705989
happy 16th birthday
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>>53706002
what
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>>53705929
http://flavorwire.com/141457/10-songs-that-will-get-you-high-according-to-science

Also binaural beats and meditation can do that
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>>53706022
im trying to say ur an edgy teenager mate
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>Several girls wanted to fugg me cuz I dress like a fuccboi
>Pretended to be lost first years for laugh and to chat to girls
>Told my oneitis to gtfo
Good night lads
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>>53706052
19 m8 all grown up haha
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>>53706068
Can't even buy booze yet LOL
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>>53706068
literal child
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>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/weather/12101766/rain-81-days-welsh-village-Eglwyswrw.html

the rain memes are true
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>>53706080
youre a literal child moslester XXd
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>>53706080
when do i stop being a literal child

>>53706076
i can buy guns though >:D
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>>53706146
ur next birthday then you wont be a teenager.
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Guess who this is talking about.

Hint: its not hitler

Remember when I converted to fascism that one time and destroyed my great poltical career, good times
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ban nepotism
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>>53706158
still feel weird knowing there are literal pornstars younger than me
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>>53706181
then how am i supposed to get a job
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>>53706181
commie
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>>53706206
i hate communists
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>>53706215
me on the left
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>>53705862
not to sound edgy but that's kinda hot in a way

poor girl tho
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>>53706215

that due clearly uses his truck to go 'muddin'
>>
>>53706173
oswald mosley
>>
where ya ass was at
>>
the ass was fat
>>
>>53705862
what is this? don't want to watch a 3 minute video in russian
>>
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Listening to new order - leave me alone
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>>53706215
would love to drive in that truck 2bh
>>
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>redhead porn
>girl has brown hair
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>tfw she will die in syria
I just want to hold her hand to protect her from an artillery strike ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/user/SyrianGirlpartisan/videos

>>53706240
Correct
>>
>Milf porn
>Looks like shes 21
>>
>>53706295

That cunt lives in Australia
>>
>tfw hairy ass so poo gets stuck in it and I have to wipe for 30 minutes
>>
>>53706247
>>53706274
>>53706331

>ass

JOY
>>
>>53706294
its variable as fuck post an example
>>
>>53706348

http://www.eporner.com/hd-porn/437192/Redhead-Gets-Rammed-Hard-In-Face/
>>
>>53706384
jej thats not even slightly red
>>
>4am
oopsy
>>
been invited to california
>>
I'm almost 10,000 days old, lads
>>
>>53706463
*revokes invitation*
>>
>>53706476
nerd
>>
>>53706476
fuck off grandad
>>
>>53706476
I'm nearly 11,000 days old
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
need an ex-gf to stalk lads
>>
7600 days old lads
>>
>>53706476
>tfw only 7558 days old
>>
>>53706537
hacked my ex gfs facebook aha
>>
76000 days old lads
>>
Syria is a country for Sunni, Shia, Alawi, Christian Koptic/Orthodox and Druze people and the FSA aka Islamic State are ruining that relationship. Look those "heroes" half of them are not even arabs and are from Turkey, Chechnya or Europe.
>>
7300 days old nearly desu
>>
>>53706574
bit old innit?
>>
>>53706572
Sent 10 taxis to my ex one night haha
>>
>>53706463
don't come we're full
>>
>>53706615
i just take things one day at a time
>>
40 fishing lads. time for lobbies
>>
Literally all my grandparents lives to be 100. Think I've got good odds to be is myself
>>
>5am
oopsy
>>
had a wank about an hour ago but already want another one ffs
>>
>>53706619
might do this now but with £50 worth of food from a late night paki takeaway
>>
sam hyde said he likes idm hahahah
>>
>>53706672
Love this new NEET you 2bh
>>
>>53706689

sam hyde is literally not funny
>>
>>53706572
>>53706619
>>53706688
never had a gf haha
>>
>>53706486
>>53706656
been invited by this guy on a game lol, a Swedish guy I know is already staying with him haha
>>
>>53706702
do not like it one bit
really need a job haha
>>
quote this if you're gay
>>
>>53706703
hes talking to anthony fantano
>>
>>53706717
Embrace it lad. Don't you get bennies in Netherlands?
>>
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4:20
ayyyyyy
>>
*puts on the red light*
>>
doing a poo
>>
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going to perform the act of sleeping
>>
>>53706723
I'm just confused
>>
>>53706572
>>53706537
Corrigan
>>
back from town lads haha jaw still swinging, feeling great and listening to a wee bit of jamiroquai
>>
going to do a tooth brush and a drink of tea
>>
>>53706735
only if I had mental issues, which I don't whatever some might believe lmao
>>
does anyone else ever wonder if theyre actually retarded and you just dont know and nobody tells you because you dont know
>>
https://twitter.com/1future/status/688568414760243200
new future mixtape in 30 minutes haha
>>
>>53706791
absolute madman haha
>>
having a go
>>
>>53706806
Just go to the doctors and get put on depression pills then ask for a sick note
>>
>>53706808
Sometimes I wonder if everyone except for me can read minds, and I'm the only one who doesn't know
>>
>>53706824
not really depressed though just really bored
>>
Solve the following without using a calculator.

>A) Every day 5 winners are chosen with a pool of 2000 people.

>B) Every week 35 winners are chosen from a pool of 8500 people.

>C) Every month 150 winners are chosen from a pool of 44000 people.


As a participant, in which option do you have the highest chance of winning?
>>
>>53706864
C
they're all the same except C has the biggest group of people
>>
>>53706859
Do you seriously not have the equivalent of the job centre in Netherlands? Where you can and "seek for a job" and get paid money while doing so?

If not how the fuck do neets survive there
>>
>>53706808
runescape
>>
>>53706864
>>53706889
i mean A because it's the smallest
woops
>>
comfort eating, wanking and i might start drinking

h-haha
>>
>>53706864
A i think

>>53706889
5/2000 isn't = 35/8500
>>
>>53706841
ive thought that before desu
>>
ORDER CONTENTS
----------------

Modalert (Modafinil) - 200mg (10 Tablets) X 3 = £16.50
>>
>>53706936
good lad
>>
>>53706892
only of you can't find a job you can suck some dicks and get something while doing unpaid internships in your field until you can find one
but companies like randstad make it really easy to get temporary jobs
>>
>>53706898
40 fishing desu
>>
>>53706917
>no alcohol
>friends are 6 miles away and partying with shrooms and have a free bag of shrooms for me. brother also bought me a crate of beer
>no money to get there

>considering walking through the rough streets of Belfast with the potential to get knifed just to escape my depression

should I do it?
>>
>>53706923
5 per week is the same as 35 per week fool
it is A though
>>
you guys are total faggots.
>>
>>53706949
It's not gonna arrive before my exams finish

Might just take large doses and get wired for the bants desu
>>
>>53706966
i unironically missed the day/week/month part desu
>>
>>663759358
Thoughts, lads?
>>
ahoy hoy lads
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrakVtJe974
>>
>>53706984
Link didnt work love
>>
>>53706965
fuck yes, i would

6 miles is nothing
>>
>>53706916
>>53706923
Actually, i think its B.

5 winners, 2000 people.

>10 winners, 4000 people
>15 winners, 6000 people
>20 winners, 8000 people

Option A) averages to about 22 winners compared to option B) which gives 35 winners for the same pool of people.
>>
>>53706998
>lottie you hottie
>>
>>53706984
nice work
>>
What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs?

Women
>>
>>53707016
>tfw can't link across boards

>>>/b/663759358
>>
>>53707017
Belfast is very rough though lad and as a Prod I'd be walking through the most republican areas in Belfast where you get knifed for having the wrong surname

>>53707028
Cali girl? If not fuck off.
>>
>>53707039
>>53707039
>>
You know what they say about engineering departments, we may not have many girls, but we have tons of 'em.
>>
>>53706976
If I could I'd give you some of my adderall
>>
>>53707021
you're an idiot and are overthinking it
5 winners per day is the exact same as 35 per week (7x5=35)
This just leaves a pool of 2000 people and a pool of 8500 people
of course you have a higher chance of winning in the smaller pool
>>53707028
hello reddit
>>
heard you boys liked me... add me on snapchat bethemsley xxx
>>
>>53707045
>page 1
>315 replies
>>
>>53706864
A is 1/400
B is around 1/240
C is around 1/150

So C
>>
>>53707095
of winning in that particular draw
A is the answer because it is more frequent
over a month you have a higher chance in 30 draws of 1/400 chance than 1 draw of 1/150 chance

gosh /brit/ really is full of mongs
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