/cum/ Canada US Mexico

What's the best soup edition

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Gone too soon

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>>53584938
i wonder who could have possibly made this thread

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>make a long post about football strategy for my friends to learn from.
>immediately a new thread

This is why I usually only shitpost on 4chan... It's much more rewarding

1st for glorios nashaan~~

>>53585030
Haaaay gurl~

>>53585022
Good post

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>>53585030
Hello mona

>>53585026

That's how it is.

Eventually you learn that being helpful and productive on 4chan is completely unrewarding and it's just better to be an asshole.

>>53585098
thank you

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>>53585128
That isn't cheating it's actually how football was played before the Colt's owner joined the NFL rules committee and made it so you can no longer touch WR's.

I love bread bowls

Fuck Green Bay
How much do you guys think they had to pay the officials to ignore a time out request from the opposing coach so their talentless old QB could actually gain some ground after that safety?

is it bad that i kind of like flame shirts unironically? I sorta wanna start wearing them

>>53585335
Didn't redskins lose from a FG or something?

Dick rate thread?

>>53585026
thank you for your post, friend :3

>>53585335
are u mad your team is in 2nd place

>>53585367
They put the first points on the board with a safety
Then the Packers qb decided to start plays while substitutions are still being made, the refs are still in the way, and the skins coach is on the field clearly signalling for a time out.

>>53585384
No, I'm mad a rickety old QB that can't put a ball on target to save his life still gets away with dirty cheap moves like that and gets paid for it in what is supposed to be a professional league.

>nigger handles food
Threw it out twice and reordered until I got the hispanic

Interracial couples are so beautiful in NYC. I love the multicultural vibe at night.

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>he doesn't eat peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches

>>53585938
That's such a fat fuck thing

I want taco bell

>>53585672
i see a decent amount of them here in my rural area, as well. i always have a chuckle when i see them.

>>53585030
Hey mona.
I tried sugar cane juice a few days ago, it was super good. I got it from some middle-eastern corner store, heh.

>>53586424
Same, especially if they're white guy-black girl.

I miss having a LAN party with friends

WHY DO ALL THE GOOD BRITS KEEP DYING?!?!?!

>>53586583
that seems to be rarer in my experience, at least in this area. usually it's white girl, black guy.

>>53586630
Shitty inbred genes

>>53586630
Islam?

>>53586630
Islam breeding them out and its for the best desu.

>>53586646
Ew
I'm pretty open to dating most men aside from Muslim/Black. I don't see that very much here. Mostly just Whites/Asians dating eachother

hola, soy el chapo, lol

>>53587175
>tfw one of the few people I've ever met who took a legitimate IQ test in real life with a qualified person

Fun fact that most people don't know, IQ tests often take days, mine took almost a month.

>>53587175
>i share my political opinions IRL

discussing politics with people in person makes you a loser? what the fuck is this shit?

I'd agree if it says "i make a point of telling strangers and co workers my political views" or something, but discussing politics in person is perfectly normal

>>53587467
>but discussing politics in person is perfectly normal
maybe if you're a loser or hang out with losers.

Unless you mean talking about it with family, which is alright most of the time

>>53587323
what is an IQ test good for?
job interviews, like it goes into your resume or something?

>>53587538
I'll talk to my friends about any subject, I don't make it a point to talk to people about it if it's not something they're interested in, but I have friends who like to discuss such things

Why do they mention IRL, is talking to people about politics on the internet not losery?

What is loserish about this? What the fuck?

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>>53587175
You can tell this was made by an american
>Doesn't believe in god
>Loser bingo

>>53587590
They often use it to test for mental disabilities. I believe that's why the tested me, it was because I was failing classes in high school. I believe they were testing for forms of autism, ADHD and anything else that could be the problem.

I have ADHD, but the problem was actually depression.

>>53587655
atheism is the only objectively wrong belief

>hurr durr the sun didn't create or sustain us
>hurr dur the earth didn't create or sustain us
>hurr durr the universe didn't create or sustain us

Literally everybody but atheists have a chance at being right.

>>53585026

It happens to everyone

>>53585359

I guess not.

>>53586409

wait until later

>>53587683
so, the people who brag about having high IQ took the test because someone actually thought they were not smart enough and had a problem? or everyone can take a test without having to go to any doctor?

>>53586630

inbreeding

>>53587919
99.999% of people who took an IQ test took one made by some teenager online.

>>53585014
chicken noodle

cum lol

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>>53587175
barely made it lads

>>53588239
What is MGTOW?

How do I approach this Iranian qt without letting on that I just want an exotic notch in my belt

>>53587538
>Unless you mean talking about it with family, which is alright most of the time
My parents would sooner murder me then discuss politics because they never actually follow news stories and just vote blindly for the Liberals. So when I mention that policy their pissed off about was actually a well advertised campaign promises they get angry because I taught them things.

Where as co-workers can actually be interested in talking about this stuff. Going full /pol/ in a work environment is autistic, but discussing world events is sometimes even mandatory for some jobs because it affects your industry.

>>53588474
Men Going Their Own Way, some gay redpill philosophy

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>>53588474
Men going their own way

It's a cultish sort of social movement of men who have decided to give up on women and relationships entirely

Their grievances are gender inequalities favoring women, things like the legal system in regards to family court and divorce etc.

They make some good points but they go way too far with it

>>53588474
It's a concept betas and incels embrace to maintain an illusion of control in their worthless lives

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>>53587175
wew

>>53588511

I have no clue.

>>53588639
kind of sounds more like a got rejected by that hot girl too many times and don't want father responsibilities movement

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>>53587175
there is literally nothing wrong with a guy playing a girl character in a game

>>53588511
Don't mention it, and just approach and treat her like you would a normal girl.

>>53588796
For some I'm sure this is the case and they're using it as an excuse

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>>53588798
That means you're a little girl.

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>>53588925
in the game maybe

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>>53587175
This bingo is pretty shit, honestly.
Lotsa normie shit going on here

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>>53587175

Do americans make fun of accents?
Like if I sound somewhat like Zižek,will I get laughed at just for speaking?

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top tier comedy here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97pEKGNT0Xw

>>53589153
Only if it's a brown accent

>>53588798
this

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>>53589068
But you want to be a sissy little girl.

>>53589209
It's actually closer to the stereotipical russian accent from Hollywood.
I have to concentrate to sound more like a brit or an america.

>roommate introduces girlfriend as "this is my girlfriend"
>"does girlfriend have a name?"
What a fucking mong lmao. She's cute, though.

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>>53589244
I also want a trillion dollars and a time machine. But I don't have those, now do I?

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Mongolian drinking songs

>>53589546
forgot link fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fczXbCLFXWE

>>53585256
Reeeeeeee

>>53589153
I know a few Hungarian immigrants. I like the accents.

>>53584938
Good thread

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why are minorities so over represented in media?

what is the point of this, what is the purpose of this agenda?

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>>53589234
You too?
>>53589507
Boys are much cuter desu

>>53589708
When you apply for jobs they put things like "we value a diverse work environment".

It's like how Weedman has a legally sexist policy (trying to keep equal amount of genders rather then just giving job to who is most qualified). It's the same in the media, some sort of fear where they have to have a correct amount of minorities or their show is racist.

>>53589708
Because if they're not over-represented, they're under-represented you racist white bigoted cis male, check your disgusting privilege.

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>>53589546
>>53589615
Mongolian throat singing is super comfy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dloDUzRe1Yc

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>>53589808
t. fag
>>53589920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PNXUMFneck

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>>53587175

>>53589905
>gays make up <2% of the population
>10-20% of CBC staff are gay

I'm not even kidding, it's nuts

CBCs flagship news/politics show has gone fullblown SJW and has a transgender friday host now

I have never even met a transgender person, they're what, 1 in 10,000 people or something?

I think I know two gay people, and I know a lot of people

>>53584938
Did he die?

>>53589234
This desu.

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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/01/14/2016-oscars-slammed-for-all-white-actor-nominees/
They mad

>>53589153

we even make fun of americans with accents different from our own.

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

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>>53590429

>>53588798
Especially in games with a third person pov

If I'm going to spend watching my character run then I'd much prefer it to be a female character with a qt butt

>>53589808
its more fun playing as skimpygirl than bodybuilderman desu

>>53589869
>It's like how Weedman has a legally sexist policy (trying to keep equal amount of genders rather then just giving job to who is most qualified).

Except everyone in Weedminister Trudeau's cabinet is relatively competent. Comparing his cabinet to previous years doesn't really show much of a difference in competence on-paper; this is especially true when you consider our last government's nonsensical appointments to the cabinet and senate. At a minimum you won't hear feminists mewling about it. Similarly you won't hear very much about First Nations' complaining about Parliament, compared to previous years. Their representation right now is actually pretty good, and that one was planned by First Nations communities, not the Liberal party.

The >men's rights activists and anti-feminists in this country are just mad they have little to complain about. Like usual, nothing interesting is happening so they have to invent a crisis.

>>53590462
disappointed in the lack of affirmative ACTion

>>53590761
I'm personally just wondering why media tries so hard to over represent minorities, for what purpose?

I'd like to stay focused on this topic if we can, I am very curious wtf the deal is

need to start liking girls

>>53590605
I have just a little longer.

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>>53590920
Try reading lewd comics.

>>53590761
It's still a sexist policy, anon. You don't counter discrimination with discrimination. Also one of the chicks he brought in did believe in some crazy pseudo science thing and both his party and the media basically gave her a free pass. I think it was health related, I forget.

>>53590920
>associating with women beyond procreation
>not hiring a surrogate
Truly last millenium

>>53590297
>has a transgender friday host now
jesus christ what

looked at the oscar nominations

it looks like racists are on the right side of history

>NP is recommending Kevin O’Leary as a Conservative party leader
please no, he's no Trump. Literally just a loud mouth.

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>>53590953

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>>53591662
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DELETE THIS
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gonna take the day off from the gym I think too

>>53591813
same

>>53591813
why?

>>53591662
>that extreme man face
>worked for little mosque on the prairie
I hate everything about him already.

CBC Radio was one of the few good things left about CBC but it started getting weird this past few years. I remember they stalked this young girl who was still in early high school and tried to destroy her family because her mother wouldn't accept that she was a "boy". And then a year or two later she decided she didn't have gender at all and we should all be forced to use the same bathrooms.

At least some of the comedy stuff on the Radio is still okay. This is That was decent satire.

GOT A WIFE AND KIDS IN BALTIMORE, JACK

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>>53591855
been feeling off all day

>>53591531
Maybe 1 or 2 more hours.

>>53592028
Probably for the best then.

>>53591909
The only good thing left in the entire CBC is Nature of Things and Dragon's Den.

Soon Suzuki will be dead, and Rogers will move hockey off CBC. I don't know about Dragon's Den. But the CBC will be dead, and our government will stop wasting money funding the CBCs progressive agenda.

>>53591813

I work out at home

I know what happens in hungarian Baja
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baja,_Hungary

But what happens in Baja california?

>>53592164
I've only seen a few of Suzuki's documentaries. One was about solar power -- magical solar balloons in the land of tomorrow. It was pretty dumb. Plus there was that Iranian radio host who sexually harassed women and even some men while CBC ignored the complaints but spits out story after story about womens rights.

Murdoch Mysteries and this Land and Sea series about Atlantic Canada are alright. There's also that Republic of Doyle show and they have some Jackle and Hyde show coming out.

I like the idea of a public broadcaster but their content tends to be niche pandering garbage particularity with news. And they lost the rights to broadcast hockey for free. I'm not even sure who their target audience is anymore, but it certainly isn't average Canadians. Needs to be gutted and rebuilt or something.

>>53592699
Kiwi at a weight loss centre?

Just got cleared to start physical therapy lads, soon I will be able to fap left handed.

>>53592767
There's Tijuana, La Paz and Cabo. Everything else is desert.

Tijuana is fucked up. It's right on the border. There's a bunch of touristy stuff, outsourced labor and cartels. La Paz is the state capital. A bunch of ex pats and state employees. Cabo is a big tourist place. Lots of people go there to drink and fish.

It's weird. Even though Mexico is officially richer than much of eastern europe, they still haven't entirely figured out stuff like running water.

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>I will never give my life fighting for the Georgia Republic

>>53593136
Good luck, buddy.

>>53592699

what are they trying to do?

>>53591909
The CBC has got super left wing and SJW in the past 3-4 years

It's fuckin nuts

>>53593603
They've always been a bit lefty but they've really gone over board with it, to the extent they've alienated most viewers.

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>>53589708


Well i get annoyed by the way you portray latinos in these propaganda fests you call movies, also whites speaking spanglish should be shot on sight

About niggers and chinks, well whites are stupid that's why

>>53593955
no te cansas de decir estupideces men

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>mfw some reactionary thinks Cruz won't stump Trump tonight

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>>53594023

Sigue esforzandote y la otra semana te doy otro (you)

>>53594048
recent news here said he started quoting the bible in hopes to grab up some bible belt votes

beyond that and him having to give up Canadian citizenship I don't know much about Cruz

>>53594164
de cabrones jajaja bajale de tono panson, duele leerte a veces

>>53594048
He hasn't so far. Why would he know?

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What's your opinion on neckbeards

>>53594525
Don't know how they do it. Neck hair is so damn comfortable.

Lads I think I might end up gay

>>53594550
*uncomfortable

>>53594525
It's a lifestyle

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

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>/carib/ thread has lasted 6 days
why do they even bother

>>53594525
Looks disgusting on some people. Makes fat people look more fat.

>>53594571
find a boyfriend on /soc/ senpai

>>53594525
I think it's kinda sexy desu
t. Girl

>>53594525

Depends, if you're planning to use it with a fedora..

Otherwise yiu're a poser

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DUDE NO WEED LMAO

>Justin Trudeau, the Liberal prime minister who won last October's elections in Canada against the Conservative Stephen Harper, who was seeking a third term, ran in part on a promise to legalize marijuana, and said he was going to " get started on that right away," signaling a departure from the Harper administration's anti-pot stance.

>Now, Trudeau has said his efforts have hit a snag—international treaties. They were, uh, there during the election campaign, even if they were left unmentioned by the candidate himself.

>The Liberal government will have to do substantial work on the international stage before it can follow through on Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's promise to legalize marijuana, new documents suggest.

>That work will have to include figuring out how Canada would comply with three international treaties to which the country is a party, all of which criminalize the possession and production of marijuana.

>Trudeau's plan to legalize, regulate and restrict access to marijuana is already proving a complicated and controversial undertaking on the domestic front, in part because it requires working with the provinces.

>http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/trudeau-i-want-to-legalize-weed-but-they-wont-let-me/ar-CCvT8H?li=AAggNb9
Meanwhile, in Colorado...

>>53594768
>spirit bomb
genkidama*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ83GPCpZvM

>>53594571
What makes you think that?

>>53594791
I found one on /int/ and he calls me gay and laughs, so do some other friends of mine for some reason. I dunno what to do

>>53594774
Sounds nice Tbh. Slow and comfy.

>>53594810
We also have no system in place or legal net to manage recreational weed. It was just a lie to get 420 blaze people to wake up in time to vote for their party. If Harpers party changed their stance I wonder if it would have affected elections.

>>53594950
is that will smith on the right there

>>53594843
See >>53594863

Also I've been hanging out with a bunch of fags online for the past week and fapped almost exclusively on gay porn

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>>53594810
Meanwhile, in Vancouver...

Really, those treaties are nothing. It's just a attention grabbing subject.

What's going to happen is there will be a hold on any weed related prosecution.

>>53594810
>Legalizing a long time illegal substance in a major first world, G7 nation is harder than legalizing it in one state or some irrelevant South American shithole
No fucking shit. It will happen. But it will take time

>>53595022
Do you like women? If yes then you're bi
If no then you're gay

>>53594978
Don't know, but that's clearly the man in the white hat on the left.

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Feel like there are some people who have it out for me.

Is it me being overly paranoid or is everything some conspiracy cooked up by the Illuminati and Freemasons?

I should stop doing drugs......

If Hillary wins will she make weed legal?

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>>53587175

>>53595077
I do like women and wanna fug them but I hate their personalities and find most unbearable

>>53595048
>What's going to happen is there will be a hold on any weed related prosecution.
Kind of doubt it. I think the laws stay as is until they are officially changed and implemented, and even then they are given a bit of time to adjust. It takes us years to phase new stuff in, partly because federal, provincial, and local policies and communities need to adjust legally.

The police never did much in terms of prosecution for private use anyways. Some laws even said smelling like weed isn't grounds to search people. They only go after large grow-ups in the woods or the drug dealers selling it (especially if it was bad contaminated stuff) because they have to.

>>53595351

I'm pretty jealous then my Jewish friend
I only want to fug women, but I also find them annoying and selfish as fuck

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WINNER WINNER

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>>53595425
>feminist

>>53595425


Wew

>>53595425
Congrats!

>>53595482
>once identified

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MY NOSE WILL NOT STOP RUNNING

IT'S AS IF SOMEONE LEFT THE TAP ON

>>53594048

I doubt cruz will

>>53595410
Then be bi, its not that hard. Once you get used to it becomes really awesome. Plus sucking dick, if its clean and aesthetic, is a God tier feeling.

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>>53595482
IT'S 2016 PEOPLE! COME ON!

>>53595543
Drink salted water~

>>53595543
stuff TP up it

>>53595581
What have feminists actually done to smash le patriarchy?

>>53595536
Still disgusting
>>53595550
I wish senpai
The entire basis of what I find atteactive is femininity.

>>53595212

no

>>53595604
wrote /r9k/ tier posts that make people depressed

does that count

>>53595588

does that really work, and if so how?

>>53595604
Created a generation of cucked manlets

>>53595604
They've made life shittier for men, not really a smash though.

And they only give a fuck about influencing western society, they don't fight their good fight abroad and help women in countries that actually treat women like shit.

>>53595621
Guys can be very feminine when you're alone with them, its all in the attitude. If you're a top, which you probably will be, than you can enjoy sex with a guy just asuch as with a girl.

>>53595604
the sexual revolution is probably the largest blow that's happened. totally changed gender dynamics.

Can't cuck me if I don't care or have any feelings.

Bitch.

>>53595744
It makes your body system remove all mucus~ That way, your running nose will disappear.

>>53595767
True. Didn't think of that one.

>>53595814
What about the mucus in your stomach?

>>53595794
Yes she can.

>>53595848
Trust me, that doesn't happen unless somehow your stomach is unhealthy.

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Marina Lambrini Diamandis

Lolis for trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
>>53595758
Guys just aren't soft and cute like women :/

>>53595901
She's not even that cute, she's like 6/10 at best.

>>53595957
bit gay la'

>>53595886

Okay I will try that next time I have a runny nose

>>53595794

well that was random

>>53595604


See Germany-Sweden-Canada

>>53595936
Oh boy, you've missed a lot than. Guys can give you feelings women can't even imagine.

Just try it out some time.

>>53596195
>germany
>sweden
>canada

Truly, women will destroy us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

The greeks got this shit thousands of years go

>>53595871
How?

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>>53596368
desu desu desu

Close but no cigar, baby.

>tfw I want to watch the debates tonight but my friends are having a party that starts at 9

I might just show up late and watch the first half and get drunk then walk over.

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>>53596578
forgot pic

>>53596578

You can go at 9 and stay for a bit. Then just leave early because of other obligations

>>53596415
Answer me.

>>53596765
Nah, man, going at 9 would be too early anyway. One thing I've learned from normies is that when the facebook event says 9, they mean 10-10:30.

>there're NSA agents spying on your porn foulder right in this thread

>>53596868
You don't need to care to get cucked. It's just a married woman sleeping around.

>>53596906

Well thats news to me. I always show up 30 minutes early anyway and just hang out for 45 minutes then bolt

>only friend is leaving town after he gets his degree in June
>wont really have a social life until I find another friend

My Mom says I can't drink on the weekdays anymore if I fall down the stairs one more time

>>53597045
I really hope you're kidding.

So Celine Dion's husband died. Does that count for rule on 3's?

>>53596951
That's on her, not me.

Slept with a married 40 year old woman though.

Felt bad about it afterwards.

It's not that great.

>>53596930
>tfw I don't have one

>>53597136

Nope. People dont seem to mind

>>53597150
>died of cancer
>again

>>53597295
Yeah.

It means casual sex instead of monogamous.

It's fucking great.

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>>53596930
>porn drive isn't in cold storage when not in use

>>53597213
Probably not but typically for parties the start time is a soft start time allowing the party time to grow and develop. It's only until about an hour or two in (depending on the crowd/amount of alcohol/music/ect) that the party approaches it's critical mass and that's when people start socializing more in the form of games or chatting or drinking together or whatever. That's the bread and butter and that's when you make friends and have a genuinely good time.

You should try sticking around longer next time you're invited to an event

Seriously lads

Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email

Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement

Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts

>>53597499
reported

>>53597150
>Lemmy
>Bowie
>Rickman

>>53597350
You've either never had a girlfriend (understandable) or had one that you hated.

Monogamous sex with a steady partner is 1000000x better than casual "hook up" sex.

Hook up sex is usually with a condom (if you're not retarded) and just boring because you don't know your partner and she (or he) doesn't know you and what you enjoy. It's disappointing and leaves you hollow whereas sex in a relationship is a bonding experience between individuals who know what the other enjoys and how to please them sexually. Also monogamous sex allows more exploration and experimentation with fetishes and kinks and shit like that and you can do weird shit without having her judge you

>>53597499
Why not just pass off a keylogger as a messaging app or something. Are you phishing thirstskins?

>>53597578
I had one that I really liked, and now I hate her.

And hookups are fun, it's a matter of luck going home with someone that's good in bed rather than bad, but making up the difference in your own effort is fine or just bailing.

I don't even have a high sex drive anymore, I'm on antidepressants.

>Monogamous sex with a steady partner is 1000000x better than casual "hook up" sex

No. Maybe your girl is great in the sack, but it depends on the person, not if you're dating or not.

>>53597681
It's the level of social engineering required, if it fails her guard goes up and your job becomes tougher

Worst case with phishing emails usually is just that they're ignored, allowing you to try again

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>>53597869
>dat get
>dem (You)s

>>53597718
It's not hard to get someone good at sex though, especially if you have a lot of time with her. Instead of crossing your fingers with the girls you take home why not just sit down a girl you're with and explain to her what would make the sex better like an adult?

>>53597844
Are you working a strawman account to gain her trust?

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How the fuck does John Kasich keep getting on the debate stage? The guy sounds like a raving lunatic at each debate and never makes a coherent point.

Also Chris Christie. Who wants that tub of lard to be president? Seriously.

>>53597961
She's not a child

If I were to send her a keyloggers it would be by posing as one of her friends in a one off exchange

>>53597943
The girls I take home are not girls I would date. And I don't really want to date anyone, I was in that relationship for far too long and I'm enjoying freedom and not having to take care of a 24 y/o lazy womanchild.

>>53598054
Might be better off in the hands of a professional desu

>black people are getting mad the ocarssowhite hashtag is being met with basketballsoblack
>they have no counter argument

>>53598365
White people are better at being liars and drama queens, black people are taller and better at sports.

It's a fair trade.

>>53598416
Thanks for the input, Tyrone.

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>>53587175
Why are so many of you such massive faggots

haha lol

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>>53598365

black people are always getting mad these days, big deal

>>53597578

Casual hookups just aren't my thing either

>>53598483
I think I'd rather be a faggot than a virgin Tbh.

Fucking narcissistic normalfags talking about sex. Pathetic.

>>53598365

there is a lot of complaining these days

Why does the USA still use the "Imperial" system if they declared independence from the British "Imperial" empire? :^)

>>53598589

I-I didnt bring it up

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>>53598483
>I don't shower daily

>>53598638
We took your place as world power bruh.

>back to back
>world war champions

>>53598672
Hey guess what, dude? I haven't showered in about 2 months.

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>>53598693
Your balls must smell like fine aged balsamic vinegar.

>>53598844
More like a mix of mustard and rotten eggs. I haven't washed my clothing as well.

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Tried playing LoL today

I will never understand why this game is popular. its so slowpaced and dull.

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thread is dying. post canadian sluts

>le leddit le meme le man le holding le fancy le wine le glass

>>53588097
/soup

>>53598939

brawl (leagues) is boring. you should play melee
(dota)

>>53598939
MOBA type games are so fucking boring.

>>53598681
Except you were in 25% of one and 60% of the other. That doesn't even add up to one whole war.

Waiting for a evident victor in a war and then joining their side is a perfidious albion move.

>>53585188
Fuck bill belichick
t. Cleveland sports fan that loves bernie kosar

Guys why did the Jews have to make things go in a way that now I can't have a gf? ;__;

>>53599026
>>53599026

Probalby because you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. I remember it was boring to me when I didn't undertand anything but clicking on something.

>>53598939
>riding bus yesterday
>sit in the back corner
>get surrounded by nerds with ponytails
>they talk about LOL for 15 minutes
>one had a bad smelling jacket
>remember why I stopped riding the bus

>>53599064
They still let you have a gf, just not a white one

You could pull a switchero, convert and take one of theirs

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>>53599182
>converting a jewess to any other religion

Yes.

>>53599117

I have a jawline comparable to brad pitt and I talk about LOL all day withm y friends.

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>>53598992
nah, dota looks like fun but im not interested in spending hundreds of hours learning all the obscure mechanic interactions that can completely fuck you over. Ive watched some of the tournaments and there were professional players who didnt even know everything

>>53599251

tb h lad it would probably only take you a 100 hours to play all the heroes in at least one game. you dont need to learn all the obscure mechanics right away because you will be playing alongside other people who don't understand anything either.

just learn the most general tips and tricks and if you like it enough, you'll probably have no problem continuing on to really understanding teh game.

hello

>>53599307
meh, I actually tried the game a few years back and quit pretty quickly because of the whole no region locking thing. even when I would queue with friends 90% of the randoms were peruvians. It really looks like a fun game im just not interested in learning it

>>53599427

it does have region locking though. i only connect to us west.

So let me get this straight, Americans think they're so fucking cool. Well fuck you guys

who /sf/ here

>>53599462
Hey Canada, how's being 2nd best in North America feel?

Must suck being the middle child.

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Marina~

>>53599462
Nigga what the fuck are you tryna say?

What's /cum/'s opinion on north America's impending doom by North Korea's big fat nuke?

>>53599525
I'd gladly die to advance the glorious Juche Ideal

Long Live Eternal President Kim Il-Sung! Long Live!

>>53599449
are you sure? you know that by region locking I mean you are forced to play on your regions servers and dont even have the option of playing elsewhere. I was under the impression that you could choose whichever server you wanted to play on regardless of where you are from. If not, why were there so many south american players on US servers?

>>53599521
t. Black man from a rough area of Toronto/Hamilton

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>>53599388
WAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53599564

oh right. imean you can decide which servers you connect to where. there's a button right under the matchamking system. try the game. it's really fun.

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>>53599525
We tremble in our piss filled boots at the fierce valor of the glorious leader Kim Il Sung.

did kobain really kill himself? i know he had the depression and heroin problem but it seems to me like courtney love has something to do with him dying

I literally googled canadian cuties and found nothing. Do they not exist?

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>>53599627
>>53599388
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>53599714
go to western university, every girl there is cute

>>53599688
I think the nerve gas got to him IMO

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>>53599688
>hint:it was the new world order lizardmen assassins

I've said too much, I have to find a new safehouse.

Good luck anon, you can never unknow the truth.

>>53599525
I just hope the whole mutually assured destruction thing still works

>>53599754
>aussie posts in /cum/
>no "cum lol"

disappointed 2bh

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she's got a big mouth like wtf

>>53599714
pamela anderson?

what does being fellated feel like?

>>53599525

I worry everyday. Tell that to kim

>>53599871
holy shit i didn't even know she was canadian kek

Ebug

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>>53587175

>16 out of 25

I embrace it.

>>53600113
Nice memeposting :D

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>>53600098
>>53600098
New

>>53600120
can someone please explain why discussing politics makes you a loser? just about everyone does this

Also why does it say "IRL"

Discussing politics on the internet is ok but otherwise not?

>>53599182
Impossible, Jews have brainwashed women to find people with looks similar to mine as repulsive. I am doomed ;_;

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Don't feel like talking politics is "loser", as long as you don't push them on people or berate people for disagreeing with you

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>>53600098
>>53600098
New
>>53600098
>>53600098

>>53600258
I would say the part that would make you a loser is if you bring it up at work or school, or forcing a conversation about politics on people you know aren't interested

Discussing politics with your friends or family is fine

>>53600258
post template pls