/cum/ Canada US and Mexico

>>53599999
>>53600000

fuck off yanks

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>>53600151
I'll fuck off right over to the nether regions of eurotrash, the Netherlands.

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What a fantastic thread

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I want to pinch her cute chubby cheeks and kiss her unusually large mouth

anyone win the powerball yet?

>>53600345
I want to cum on her face

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Bout to order a pizza. Need 2 opinions:
>Papa John's or Dominos
>What 3 toppings

I will weigh all opinions, but if you get trips I WILL order it and post proof here

>>53600380
Split three ways because there were 3 winning tickets

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

>>53600395
Neither dude move to nyc and eat good pizza

>>53600389
rude

Pencils down everyone!

>>53600395
Dominoes
Pineapple
jalapenos
Bbq chicken

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>>53600460
>drop pencil on floor

Fuckwitme

cum lol

>>53600395
banana & ham
trust me

I find british women attractive as fuck. Their chubby thighs, beady eyes and coarse facial features are a turn on for me.

There, I said it

>>53600440
Chicago pizza is better.
I have been to both places and I am from neither place and I am not fat either.

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Who /doomsdayprepper/ here

>>53600440
Too drunk to drive, I must order delivery and those are my options

>>53600480
Pine apple and bbq chicken sounds like a shitty mix

>>53600523
wtf

>>53600536
Never been to chicago but i am keeping it simple tonight

>>53600556
i get accused of being one sometimes

>>53600307
>LICHESS
?

>>53600536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrqSizC-T-4

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>tfw no canadian gf
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>53600583
Friend worked at dominoes and came up with something like that but I forget what the exact toppings were

Was pretty good

>>53600395
Order a Canadian my friend.
Pepperoni, bacon crumbles, and mushrooms.

My mom browses Jezebel

>>53600530
I was in England a few years ago.

In an entire week I saw only 3 attractive women, and one was at customs coming back into the USA.

I was extremely disappointed.

As a whole that island is deficient in qts.

>>53600645
just put a toque on one of your women

>>53600657
Canadian bacon is pretty good tbqfh

>>53600556
Whatchu gonna do when all the canned goods youve got spoil

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>>53600530
agree

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>>53600628
>listening to a jew's opinion on italian food

Yes goyim.

>>53600662
put rat poison in her coffee

>>53600628
looks like a cheese pie with sauce on it

>>53600679
Never been there but got some info from interpals and tinder.
2bh Canada has a lot of anglos whose heritage goes back to britain and those girls are easily the best looking here

>>53600628
I wish every time Jon Leibowitz was going to talk he accidentally ate a bit of pizza instead

Pepe is shit

What's with all this monopoly stuff?

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>>53600662
I'm so fucking sorry anon.

I'd rather take a square kick in the nuts than find that out.

>>53600657

That does sound appetizing. Might do it with Papa Johns t.bh

>>53600837
reported

>>53600850
No.

Chicken, pepperoni, alfredo sauce.

It will change your life.

Actually see if they've got a 2 for 1 going and get both.

>>53600662
>look up the site
>first post is dead Snape
>"this isn't so bad"
>scroll down and see man spreading leg thing
I'm sorry, anon.

>>53600888
Could do half and half pizza

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"Anon I think I drank too much, I can barely walk ahah"
>"Can I crash at your place tonight? You might not be able to wake me up if you tried so I won't be much of a bother"
wat do

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>>53600409

>>53600098

Pizza guy here. I went with John's Favorite from Papa John's. Got too hungry and impatient, sry

>>53600345
looks like a ninja turtle to be honest

>>53600943
Fair.

Yours would also be hella tasty with alfredo lurking beneath that mozz.

>>53600955
statutory rape of course

>>53600955
Push by her and bring home the man behind her.

>>53601006
this

Just punched somebody in the face for the first time in my life because he was running his mouth, that was intense. Didn't even hit him hard, but my heart is still pounding like crazy.

>>53600955
Put her on the couch and lock my fucking door.

Do you want to get thrown in jail?

Because that's worst case.

Best case is you don't get thrown in jail and then get doxxed and harassed by feminazis for the next couple of years.

>>53600955
Get her to S your D and blow your L on her Ts

>>53601035
Think he'll sue?

Also how'd it feel? Haven't punched anyone since elementary school.

>>53600955
Use my Good2Go app to determine if this constitutes consent. Call the local police before responding to make sure doing so does not qualify as a form of rape.

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>>53601035
Nice job son

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>>53600591
It's a secret place where hackers around the world gather and play games with each other.

The things you say and do in the server rooms have real life consequences. Gotta be careful.

Am I stupid?

""Adult"" talk bores me to death I rather be outside playing with a football or videogames. Whenever my wife wants to talk about shit from the house or whatever I auto-hibernate and stop listening to her. When there's a reunion I rather play with my daughter doing silly shit or hanging out with my younger cousins/nephews etc than be with the ""adults"" talking about their boring shit. I don't give a fuck about money, politics or the stupid shit some one did and they feel compelled to talk about it.

Any one else know this feel?

>>53601063
He had teeth extracted yesterday, he just texted me like 4 times saying he's bleeding profusely. He's just being a baby though, I'm weak as fuck and the punch wasn't that hard. Never been in a fight, it was like being on autopilot when it happened. He told me I'm a fucking aspergers weirdo, so I punched him in the church parking lot in front of like 10 people, but everyone saw him come up and start talking shit, so no one cared.

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>>53600662
maybe she likes the weed carrot articles

there also seems to be something about a female forcing their male employee to dress as an old woman and getting fired for it

>>53601144
I think that depends on how boring the person is

Some people aren't funny, and don't enjoy humor, so having a conversation with them a bout that kind of shit can be terribly boring

Most people I know have a good sense of humor and joke around enough you can make even the dryest conversation fairly fun

tl;dr your friends/family might be boring losers

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I tricked you into thinking that .gif was gonna move didn't I?

>>53600955
In Ontario she will have every right to complain that you have taken advantage of her and she will have public support for it, even if you slept in separated rooms and she was literally throwing herself at you.

t. a friend of a guy that this happened to him

>>53601174
>laying your hands on someone over words

you should get that under control because you're going to end up in jail if you keep going down that path

unless he was getting physical as well, that's another story

>>53601174
>it was like being on autopilot when it happened
that was the same with me, the kid liked to "play fight" and decided to sucker punch me very hard in the side of the head and I snapped. I don't remember much but I was told I kicked the shit out of them.

>I punched him in the church parking lot in front of like 10 people
That's kind of bad ass.

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did u like star wars /cum/-chan?

>>53601174
You're a dumbass.
You're not gonna get far in life by losing your temper and hurting people.

>>53601343
Yeah it was good. Not great, but good

>>53601380
say that to my face and not online you fucking faggot and see what happens

>>53601343
Didn't bother with the new movie or games.

Finally got the balls to go to the gym. Used the treadmill for a full hour and felt dizzy when it stopped. Not as bad as I thought.

We're all gonna make it bros, you just gotta believe.

>>53601292
>>53601284
>>53601380

I need anger management or something, it's actually a huge problem. I never hit anyone before though, that was a first.

>>53601174
If he was truly provoking you then you would be somewhat justified in your actions
But if all he said did was call you a "fucking aspergers weirdo", that's not much reason to punch someone's teeth out. Sounds like you got really triggered and just lost it.

>>53601174

that doesn't sound good

>>53601515

I've never gone to the gym in my life. I wasn't familiar with gym equipment and don't know any routines and the like.

>>53601514
>I need anger management
>I never hit anyone before
You're probably fine, so long as you don't think about attacking people regularly. So long as the fucker doesn't report you things will be fine, especially if he provoked you from the crowds perspective.

>>53601514
yeah you could get yourself in a lot of trouble

why your friend being a dick to you though? that's pretty weird

>>53601490
I was in this position not so long ago, friend. I was terrified by the thought some people might watch me or, god forbid, talk to me while I struggle with light weights but I decided to give a shot to my college gym (paid for it as part of my tuition so nothing to lose) and it all went better than expected. People are actually nice and everyone basically minds his own business or tries to be helpful. Been going for 6 months already.
Give it a try, just remember to not be one of those douches who starts correcting people about their form or weights and remember everyone is there in order to better himself.

>>53600904

whats with all the man spreading uproar recently anyway. I do sometimes so I dont see the big deal

>>53601660
It was a thing quite a while ago. I think it was started in Sweden. For sites like that, they just look like entertainment tabloid magazines so they need filler content to get views.

>>53601544
Yeah, because I know it's true.

>>53601607
I used to get high with him, and I got clean, so we fell out. He's still getting high, and constantly denies it even though it's super obvious, so I told him we can't talk anymore.

>>53601660
It's not a big deal.

It's just something minor that bothers women.

And obviously the end of that path is feminists latching on and it being blown out of proportion.

/brit/ is a bit shit atm so i have come to post here~

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Last night I had a dream. I was at my university and I was talking with a girl I've never seen. Then she somehow hit her head really hard against a window, I kissed her head and hugged her. I remember thinking about how nice her warmth and heartbeat felt on my chest. Then I felt something really heavy as if her body was fusing into mine and I woke up really scared and seeing shadows in my room.

After thinking about it, it's probably a manifestation of my fear of being open with other people, which is the main reason why I can't make the girl I like my gf.

>>53601720
>I used to get high with him, and I got clean, so we fell out. He's still getting high, and constantly denies it even though it's super obvious, so I told him we can't talk anymore.

Well no wonder he's pissy.

If you aren't into it, that's fine, but obviously he feels you bailed on him, which you kind of did.

Pot I presume?

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>>53601739
refugees welcome )))

>>53601739
Nah fuck off m8
i don't want britcucks here

Get fucked ahmed

>>53601720
heroin?

good you got off that shit

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>>53601739
u can stay only if u post anime

>>53601780
great!

>>53601781
nah don't be bully

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What if I told you

You just lost the game

>>53601750
Just ask her, Pablo.

>>53601720
>so I told him we can't talk anymore.
Must have been hard but it's the right choice.

>>53601828
Enjoying knowyourmeme.com? Fuck off.

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>>53601800
OK!

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>>53601805
>nah don't be bully
Some brit insulted me in another thread
That's why im angry at you

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>>53601862
where too lad?

>>53601750
Remember that dreams are meaningless manifestations of random synapses firing in your brain and don't worry about it

>>53601828

I'd be pretty mad

>>53601794
>>53601776
yeah, heroin

I don't think he understands that we weren't really friends, we just got high together.

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>get home from work
>girlfriend found porn stash on computer
>panic
>tells me to calm down
>she understands guys are horny and need to watch porn sometimes
>says she saw some interesting things
>finally she smiles and winks at me
>says she's into it
>into what?
>"it"
>says she has a surprise for me tomorrow night

90% of my porn folder is blacked and cuck porn

doing a wee bit of crack

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>>53601931

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Interview went ok lads

>>53601931
I hope to God this is real, hahahahaha Jesus Christ, my man

>>53601902
it really hurt me

>>53601776
>Pot I presume?
no one would say "clean" in regards to weed lol

have you ever been outside?

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>>53601931

I'm going to shitpost in the debate thread

>>53601931
you're going to get rapped

>>53601918
Shit anon, that's rough.

Avoid him if til things cool off, it's better to clean things up in situations like this with a talk but if you feel you really have to cut him out of your life, go for it. Your health comes first.

>>53601174
How big was the guy? How big are you?
>He had teeth extracted yesterday,
Jesus.

youtube GUI fucking up for anyone else?

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I just slept for 14 hours

>>53601984
I live in the South, clean is used to term getting off of every substance from alcohol to meth.

Church folk and whatnot. They group all of the evil

cigarette powerrankings canada edition:

1. number seven
2. export A
3. john players
4. canadian classics

POWER GAP

9000000001. belmot
9000000000000000000002. native smokes

>>53602072
nah

Fucked up as in there's something wrong or fucked up as in they're rolling out a new update?

>>53602079
>only 14

>>53600395
Domino's
just meatballs and pepperoni desu

Just bought my first suit today guys. Feels awfully adult.

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>>53602079
I was just awake for at least 14 hours

>>53602091
I smoke macs lmao

>>53602108
I'm getting raw html on most pages and the videos aren't showing up in a few browsers

just me I guess

>>53602082
weird, that seems to do a disservice to quitting hard to quit drugs Tbh

not that weed isn't addictive but it doesn't really fuck up your life too badly

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>>53600395
Papa Johns, preferably through the worldwide pizza delivery website online platform. As for toppings, order the old classic, mushrooms and meatballs. Instead of a third topping, get a couple sodie pops. Papa bless.

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>>53602079
>tfw you're more tired after sleeping 11+ hours than you are if you sleep 6

>>53602162
no way

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>tfw no British bf

>>53602175
Try disconnecting from your network, reconnecting, and refreshing

>>53602162
haha you are a funny german man (^:

>>53602208
Ditto.
If I sleep longer than 8 hours, I am horribly tired.
Somehow I still have trouble getting out of bed and still want to sleep, fully knowing it will make me feel worse.

No idea how that shit works

I can't even find the Fox Business channel

>>53602208
>go to sleep for 12 hours
>wake up
>still tired and unhappy
>go to sleep for 6 more hours
I've lost entire weekends doing this.

>>53601915
I let the Russian live.

Don't tell the commander.

>>53602259
here
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/?#sp=watch-live

>>53602257
Not that guy but I am always tired during the day and in the mornings but come night time I can't sleep and stay up till 1am shitposting and then have to wake up at 630. Vicious cycle desu.

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>>53602214
I wouldn't believe it myself, if I heard it on 4chan, but it's true.

>>53602254
Thanks, I like you /cum/s when I'm drunk.

>>53602251
I'll try that, thanks.

>>53602091
cigarettes are pretty trashy if we are maintaining all honesty friend

If you think about it, senpai, shrimp are fucking weird to eat

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>>53602293
>Tired all day
>Work is hell
>Tonight will be the night I get sleep
>Stay up until 2am and do the same thing all over again

>>53602310
this

and they smell like ass, to hell with their shitty buzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQVhT_9YDes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGRrOEbY3pI

>>53602190
oh wow haha. thanks to Audible I can now listen to my favorite novel, Slaughterhouse 5, as I commute to work.

How are we so wealthy? I'm so average and I make so much money. USA #1

>>53602336
eating is pretty weird.
everything is pretty weird.
source: smoking drugs

>>53602340
welcome to every day until you die

only posted that video ironically please do not think i am a normie

>>53602386
>I'm so average and I make so much money
Most people don't want to suck dick for money so even though you're average you're still at an advantage.

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>>53602427
I want to marry Judge Dredd regardless of his feelings.

>>53602438
It seemed like something 50 year olds and 12 year olds could enjoy

>>53602427
Sorry for disrupting your thread, but why has every anime the phrase "at this rate"?

>>53601931
epic post my man

>>53602550
Anything wrong with that?

>>53602542
i enjoyed it tbqh however i do concede that it was objectively a bad video

>>53602500
But it's easy senpai.

>>53602344
spoon thing is cool from a medical standpoint

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>>53602427
>the crusades call
>to wage war on the heathens once more
>spilling saracen blood shall absolve your sins
>to the holy land

wish i had a mexican bf

>>53602575
Just wondering, I've watched quite some anime in my life time and havend gotten a clear answer. my guess would be that it's just a nomral jap phrase which could not get a better translation.

>>53602550
Probably some Japanese idiom that doesn't translate well so they just use "at this rate" as the closest match.

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>>53602617
>no tall dutch gf
JUST

wish i had a dutch bf

>chatting up an american girl
>asks weird questions like "what are ur hobbies?"

>>53602622
I haven't watched anime in a while, but it's always a translation of とにかく right?

>>53600955
>that fucking dude behind her.

Jesus, he has 1000 yard stare.

>>53602680
it's a normal to ask someone what their past times are when you get to know them. if you find a shared interest it can become a talking point.

>>53602680
I thought that was normal

>>53602622
Is late Heidegger worth reading? I got a lot out of being & time, but everything after die Kehre seems like word salad

>>53602644
My thoughts exactly.

>>53602685
>but it's always a translation of とにかく right?
I wouldn't know more than google tells me.


Anyone drinking some nice beer right now?

>>53602731
Why are you asking some rando German about Heidegger like he'd know

I've only read Being and Time so idk

>>53602742
>Anyone drinking some nice beer right now?
I'm drinking Rainier. It's not particularly good but it's beer.

>>53602680
how is that in any way abnormal? thats literally one of the most normal questions you can ask someone when getting to know them

>>53600098
watchin the debate lads

>>53602731
My Heidegger knowledge is shit, just like pretty much every other germans. I could tell you some shit about Kant though, but I'm drunk so I wouldn't take it seriously.

>>53602818
I don't care.
Prost!

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look at this email Trudeau sent me
>It's 2016

>>53602656
post thing mustache

>>53602856
i hope you are being sincere sempai

>>53602856
You have a party membership or on a donor mailing list? Also his staff wrote and sent that.

>>53602856
>It's 2016
What new memes shall he bring about this year I wonder.

>>53602856
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
2 0 1 6
0
1
6

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>>53602933
something about failing to legalize weed and implement the right to die

>>53602856
Sorry, even though I like you (Canada), I couldn't read past 2015. What will happen in your country?

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>>53602933
they'll be shit memes
memes have always been shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0UlGDsH2R4

trump is bringing the memes in this debate buds

>>53602974
When I'm on my death bed, I want my relatives to respond to everything I say with "any last words?" so my last words can be in response to the the question "any last words?"

>>53602985
>What will happen in your country?
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/john-ivison-ever-optimistic-trudeau-will-be-judged-by-results

Our government will import muslims while screaming "optimism" while we go the way of Greece.

Trump looking silly right now

>>53602843
Do you agree with Kant that it is OK to kill bastard children?

>>53602821
>>53602723
>>53602720

culture shock i guess
we are not used to talk about hobbies, we jist wait for it to pop up

>>53603062
mail him googly eyes

>>53603082
It's a really common direct question here. Possibly in most of the anglosphere.

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>>53603026
I'm going to make up a bunch of cryptic vague bullshit on my deathbed that I can't finish before I die so the family will think I have a terrible secret that they will never know.

>>53603026
I'll either be nice or be a complete asshole to everyone in the room.

>>53603056
>Our government will import muslims while screaming "optimism" while we go the way of Greece.
Fug, but you still have weapons.

>>53603068
No, they can still be of use for any society.

Would you guys feel comfortable dating a girl whos more experienced than you sexually but is still a virgin?

>>53603160
nigga wut

>>53603160
holy shit kill yourself. we have a board just for you fucks.

>>>/adv/

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Very tempted to have a nap right now
But I know it will mess up my sleep schedule and I will be up until 4am

>>53603160

wut

>>53603152
yeah but we can't exactly use them to defend ourselves and pepper spray is illegal to buy. you'd either need to use bear spray and risk getting sued by the attacker or get attacked on your way to the shooting gallery.

guess we at least have knives and our officers have guns, unlike those British faggots.

>>53603188
just go to bed and wake up at 4. getting up before the son is cash, bruh.

>>53603160
Just get your dick sucked then

Jesus anon, get it together

>>53603210
don't encourage him.

>>53603214
i can't stay asleep at weird times like this though
i have tried, but my body just doesn't want to

>>53603243
alcohol

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who wants to be a little girl with me ?

>>53603252
nah, sleeping pills. alcohol keeps me up.

>>53603214
>>53603243
you know what
fug it

gonna have some zma & melatonin and hope to sleep until 3-4

>>53603252
don't drink desu

>>53603257
no that's gay

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>>53603257

>>53603152
Do you agree with him about masturbation being worse than murder?

>>53603200
>pepper spray is illegal to buy
Why? You can get a gun but not pepper spray?

>guess we at least have knives and our officers have guns, unlike those British faggots.
Just like our cops at NYE

>>53603270
>alcohol keeps me up.
that sucks, I'm a sleepy drunk. Lucky I guess.

>>53603298
>You can get a gun but not pepper spray?
Yep. If you bought it from a vendor in the US it would be blocked at the border. People smuggle it in sometimes and as I said you can buy bear spray but you have to sign legal documents to get it in a sporting store. Haven't gotten the paperwork myself but it's probably like "I won't use this on humans". But our police can use it.

>Just like our cops at NYE
As in your police don't have guns?

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>>53603285
cum on it will b fun

>>53603160
I've only dated virgins

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>>53603449
>i'm not watching the debate
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/?#sp=watch-live

>>53603354
>As in your police don't have guns?
No, as in, we have guns and they are not helping. (We can't use them)

>Yep
All of these phrases, I understand them, but I don't get it.

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>/cum/ is just /r9k/ with flags

>>53602680
>mfw no hobbies aside from shitposting

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>>53603497
>implying

>>53603512
It's not quite that bad

>>53603512
Girls aren't on /r9k/ though :^)

>>53603512
no it just one underage fag, ignore him.

>>53603563
>implying you're a girl

and no, traps aren't girls

>>53603563
K I E L
I
E
L

>>53603591
well ive been here forever

>>53603593
And my dad wishes he had a son to take the farm from him
>>53603591
Yes

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fug this semester is going to kill me
already feel behind and there's been two weeks of school

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>>53603656
I feel the same way pal. keep your head up, Justin loves you.
>>53603594
L-London

>>53603656
what school you at senpai

>>53603646
tits or gtfo.

Whats a vagina feel like when you're having sex?

>>53603720
Milky salt and wet coins

>>53602680
>hobbies
I fucking hate this meme so much

As if people actually have "hobbies". Literally 90% of people have no such thing, their activities either consist of scrolling through their facebook feed (if they're normies) or scrolling through imageboard threads (if they're abnormies). The amount of people who actually do shit like "playing badminton" or "oil painting" or whatever the fuck else is very low. It's literally a question where you're meant to either outright lie or grossly exagerate your self worth by pretending that running to catch the bus means you "run" as a hobby.

>>53603762
>milky salt
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g&feature=youtu.be

>>53603832
What the actual fuck this is fucking awful
>fatties in the background

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i had 2 pills of filled with meth on saturday night, today i looked in the mirror and noticed my entired face covered in small bumps. is this temprorary? how do i get rid of it. holy fuck i wouldnt of done it if i knew it would get like this h-help me

>>53603924
Why do you hate freedom?

I fuck usa glory to putin

>>53603958
I'm Minnesotan, we had an independent governor man

>>53600395
Domino's
No sauce or cheese, and only sausage for toppings

>>53603984
Where are you in minnesota?

>>53603802
My father plays hockey my aunt does clay sculpture my sister does art my wife mods games. It goes on. Most people in my social circle have something that can easily be called a hobby.

>>53600395
dominos.
white sauce, chicken, bacon, parmesean cheese(it counts as a topping). shit is cash i eat it once a week with some of those cinnamon bread things.

>>53604005
So. MN at the moment, was living in north MN. You Minnesotan?

>>53603686
I've been there once.

>>53604016
But the kid is not my son.

>>53604062
Yeah I'm in the twin cities area

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>>53603716
Bless you sir, you honor the old ways.

>>53604066
I'll be going to grad school in Portsmouth from the looks of it at this point. Never been to London. Is it nice? My bf went to secondary school there.
>>53604083
What suburb? You go to the U?

>>53603508
>We can't use them
that's bullshit

I read there's a rebellion in your government and they're trying to force a vote to completely close their borders to asylum seekers. Hope it goes through.

>All of these phrases, I understand them, but I don't get it
Yep means yes.

who /chicago/ here?

>>53604115
Lakeville. I go to a shitty community college, hoping to transfer out of state this fall

>>53603950

I dont do drugs so I coudn't tell you. I suggest to avoid them in the future anon

>>53603508
You don't say Jäpp in germany?!?!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

>>53603802
I make pysanka, burn stuff, and recently started "urban" hiking in more unkept parts of parks. I study the hobo nests. So much garbage left behind.

>>53604134
Dude, I35 man. We'd always drive up and go to your theater because it wasn't shit. What CC, SCC?

>>53604167
earlier today i found a shopping cart flipped over with a bunch of hobo particulate strewn about, on the ground was a shitty old purse with 5 dollars and some weed in it. there was a cop across the street not giving a fuck. i took the 5 and just left. dunno what the story was.

who watching republican debate y'all?

>>53604250

me

>>53604172
Haha muller? That's funny we always drove to burnsville because we thought our theater was shitty. No I go to Inver Hills

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>>53604115
> Is it nice?
My last visit there was just after 9/11, I'm not shiting you, everything was calm.

>>53604148
>Jäpp
Would not fit in northern german, But honestly, it's not the time for a swede to ask whats wrong with germany, especially the northern part. I still like you though.

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ive been listening to this playlist maybe ull like it /cum/-chan

https://soundcloud.com/thomas-niemu/sets/future-funk-starter-kit

>>53604250
Who isn't

>>53604287
I'm not a Swede.

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>>53601931

>>53604281
I like the Paragon too but that's pretty spendy, plus they have the 21+ shows we couldn't go to in high school.
And cool, god speed.
>>53604287
Huh, the more you know. Odd.

>>53604219
At an old job we found a shopping cart with stolen license plates and stuff from stores. When our boss called the police about it they said to just throw the stuff out, kek.

Mostly I just see blankets, junk food, alcohol and other drug left overs. I should start writing down the stuff I find but I'm nervous to get too close in case the camper comes back. Sometimes they throw their garbage into the river. Kind of impressed some live outside in the winter -- guess they really want to do drugs.

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>>53604290
Thank u, anon

>>53604328
t. person with swedish flag

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>>53604358

Donald Trump is a great man

>>53604414
Giving your cat a bath is one of the most depressing things ever.

But they're so damn fluffy and soft after.

>>53604287
Die unmittelbare Gewißheit nimmt sich nicht das Wahre, denn ihre Wahrheit ist das Allgemeine, sie aber will das Diese nehmen. Die Wahrnehmung nimmt hingegen das, was ihr das Seiende ist, als Allgemeines. Wie die Allgemeinheit ihr Prinzip überhaupt, so sind auch ihre in ihr unmittelbar sich unterscheidenden Momente, Ich ein allgemeines, und der Gegenstand ein allgemeiner. Jenes Prinzip ist uns entstanden, und unser Aufnehmen der Wahrnehmung daher nicht mehr ein erscheinendes Aufnehmen, wie der sinnlichen Gewißheit, sondern ein notwendiges. In dem Entstehen des Prinzips sind zugleich die beiden Momente, die an ihrer Erscheinung nur herausfallen, geworden; das eine nämlich die Bewegung des Aufzeigens, das andere dieselbe Bewegung, aber als Einfaches; jenes das Wahrnehmen, dies der Gegenstand. Der Gegenstand ist dem Wesen nach dasselbe, was die Bewegung ist, sie die Entfaltung und Unterscheidung der Momente, er das Zusammengefaßtsein derselben. Für uns oder an sich ist das Allgemeine als Prinzip das Wesen der Wahrnehmung; und gegen diese Abstraktion, die beiden unterschiednen, das Wahrnehmende und das Wahrgenommene das Unwesentliche

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>>53604435
>Donald Trump
>Donald Duck
>Scrooge McDuck
I want a cartoon of Trump's wacky adventures in Duck tales.

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>>53604435
He's alright.

Also, someone make a thread that won't get deleted.

>>53604250
me
wall
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>>53604450
Alter, im Ernst, wenn du mir das sagst komm ich bestimmt hinterher, aber so, kann ich dir nur sagen das du kacke bist :D

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>>53604493
this thread is fine. they won't delete it just the posts that have nudity.
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>>53604434
i got banend last time for posting trannies. i've learned my lesson m8