The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!
So it turns out LMM is actually handsome
Never saw that coming
Of course it's approved.
Those girls are very cute.
Jag har inget jobb. Jag har precis fått uppehållstillstånd. Också min hustru behöver lite hjälp med sin hälsa nu så väntar jag en stund innan jag letar till nåt jobb.
Nästa vecka ska jag pratar med läkaren om det.
Och du? Varför är du inte på jobbet/skolan?
"Jag har precis fått uppehållstillstånd"
Var är du ifrån?
I'm really not
Someone come and kill me
Are you serious?
Go speak cuck somewhere else
Good general faggots
30 posts and half of it is in cuckonese
>Okej. Träffades via internet?
>Jag sade att jag var ointressade i en "long distance relationship".
Don't respond to the angry people here. They feed off (you)s.
No, It's just me, the Canadian, and one other person.
>Allt känns så konstigt och spännande i utlandet.
Precis som jag känner här.
I'm in the wrong part of the segretation though. It's all arabs/somalis where I live.
>Vad tycker du om systembolaget?
Vi här något precis lika det i Kanada, så tänkar jag inte på det.
Det är okej men dyrt, som i Kanada.
Och nä. Jag tror att de e nybyggade, men en billigare områd, så finns det mycket invandare. Jag tror att mest här pratar svenska, men hör jag andra språk från dom.
Samma som min hustru o jag. Vi alltid pratar Engelska, men så klart att vi pratar också svenska.
Förlåt för att min grammatik var så fel i detta brev -_-
Det är lite problemet nu. Ghettona är fulla, vilket gör att invandringen blir mer påtaglig gör gemene svensk. Förmodligen därför SD ökar så snabbt som man gör.
Väldigt skönt att man är så pass gammal att man hann gå i en svensk grundskola innan allt eskalerade.
Var i Sverige bor ni?
Nice to know.
Yeah, where I live is actually quite nice buildings, and stuff. It's nice here. It just happens to be mostly immigrants from the middle east. But mostly the people I've met have been polite.
There's an area with a reputation for being "bad" near here, and I haven't been over there, so I don't really know. But my neighbourhood is fine.
That said, I don't go out alone late at night here.
Hisingen? There is a area called Biskopsgården, i think that's the worst place in Gothenburg.
This looks good. I'll save it for later.
Good taste, anon.
Dose that turn you on? Sound gay, cuckboy.
So, when are you guys going to murder all the shitskins?
When SD wins and creates the second swedish empire.
Just remember to kill the traitors in your midst. "Leftists" and progressives must hang as well.
We need more heroes like pic related.
>12 hour shift
>get home now
>time for bed
>this is the second time this week I wake up to a celebrity's death that hits me in the feel bone
It's always been broken.
Guess I'll play video games or something.
We're all sleeping, anon. This is the dream.
Also, good morning.
Hey guys I just figured out how to overlay images in gimp.
If you want an image in an image like pic related leave me a comment.
>tfw one day you'll leave /int/
>tfw you'll leave all the good memories you had
>tfw one day it will just be a thought in your mind about something that happened years ago
Extracurriculars in College suck ass
I felt this way during High School too
Somehow I keep meeting these people who are insanely invested in and legitimately enjoy volunteering or doing pointless work for no real reason
Either they all somehow made a mental switch during High School where they began enjoying having their afternoons and weekends robbed from them, or they're ALL like me, and we all understand that pretending to be super enthusiastic about this shit is central to being considered successful at it
I'm gonna do my best today lads.
I'm finally going to get out of the rut.
The sad thing is that i'm half-assing it. People are telling me that I "should be challenging myself" at this and I "need to be more dedicated" to that... I just wanna put this shit on my resume so I can get a job desu
I think a lot of them kind of resent me but I guess they can't really do anything so long as I keep up a certain minimum effort
You're not supposed to be finding these that fast. But, approved.
So CAD is droping in value, what does it take for me to get a nice canadian qt with my big fat american dollarinos?
>mfw I remembered I posted a pic of myself yesterday
What have I done?
I knew you'd like it.
Finding these is surprisingly hard, you know.
Most involve fat/ugly dudes for some weird reason.
>find out today that 2 of our 30 minute trials for physics experiment didn't save properly so all we have is one good trial and one bad one
3 hours of sitting around wasted ;_;
bucket of poutine
2016 confirmed for worst year ever
This is just the beginning.
>Finding these is surprisingly hard, you know.
>Most involve fat/ugly dudes for some weird reason.
That's good news. Looks like it's impossible to ever get into it enough that I'd progress down a bad path.
There's plenty of cute comics, anon. You're just too picky.
Mexico is SERIOUS.
>you will never be handsome.
How do I cope with this?
>You're just too picky.
Just the burden of being 100%. Not that you would know.
Anyone else gets depressed when you watch a really good animu? SoL and country settings hits me the most.
Anime will dominate the world!
What are you implying?
We're both 100%. I just so happens I enjoy cute things.
At least you dont have a bunch of burn marks on your face
I'm glad you acknowledge that.
Although, I'm not sure about that last one being cute desu.
My parents did that too.
Got a sneak peak at one of the qt camp counselors when I "accidentally" walked into the wrong bathroom at the pool. Later explained to my friends that a vagina was like an innie.
Fuck all that. There were girls in my camp but they slept in a different building.
That camp was where I learned it feels like you're getting hit with a bag of books if you stuff a pillow all the way into the bottom of the pillowcase. In hindsight, I may legitimately have been hit with a bag of books. Also learned how to break the lock off the pinball machine so we could use the quarters for the snack machines.
I mean a lot of people would I'm just way too shy to actually dance. I tried really had to dance at my brothers wedding and I sorta did when I had to walk in with one of the brides maid but even now I think back about it and get embrassed despite people saying they liked it.
If I wasn't shy I would probably have a gf right now...
It was very cute desu
You haven't developed a taste for cute comics, it seems.
I might have to pass on a few certain taste you have.
I doubt Virginia is a prime tourist destination for Canadians.
>implying he isn't handsome as fug
>implying he isn't a great singer
>implying he can't dance
Mexico is a very serious country and it took me a long time to make this so I can show you how serious this is.
He's kinda cute, I guess. Still, that video was incredibly girly.
A-are you a cute girl?
Why does everybody think he's brown for some reason? He's posted eyes lol
Just have a soft spot for this kind of korean pop.
Because he was told by university administration to start visiting the office for minority student affairs
He's an aborigine
do you guys kinda like the smell of your own farts?
>There was variety in his posts
He spammed creepshots til he was bitched at enough on here to understand it wasn't acceptable behavior, and then spammed brown women and pepes every day with "gib gf".
Then he and CIA teamed up to shitpost together.
>Autistic losers that erp as little anime girls aren't men.
We made a collective decision as autistic losers that erp as little girls.
He's an abbo.
I want to share with you all some info about something I love very much, even if you dislike it and that's football.
This is Bill Belichick, he is the greatest football mind in history. He is the coach of the New England Patriots and his collection of football related books and literature is the biggest in the world.
He is known for not taking any shit from the press, his ability to absolutely mind game every other coach in the NFL, and his snarky attitude.
He currently has a black eye for reasons nobody knows and just to fuck with the press he walked through the locker room with a pair of boxing gloves.
White, blue eyes
He has brown hair and nice teeth
Face is oval shaped with high cheek bones and a strong jaw line
If that was true he'd have a gf by now.
And now I will share some actual football knowledge with you all my friends. This is in regards to defensive fronts, specifically the 4-3 defensive front because the 3-4 can be a lot more versatile and I don't have enough space to explain it there.
A 4-3 defense refers to the amount of linemen + linebackers, so it is 4 defensive linemen and 3 linebackers. Linemen consist of tackles and ends, tackles are generally bigger than ends and are positioned somewhere around the A and B gaps (between the center and guards or guards and tackles).
Ends can come in all shapes in sizes, but for the 4-3 they are generally the more athletic and faster of the linemen, their job is to rush the quarterback and make an edge on running plays, they are located on the outside by the tackles.
linebackers in the next post!
You set yourself up for that.
Also, I'm liking your new naming system.
Well guys, my parents want me to enlist in the Russian Armed Forces.
They think it will give a good jumpstart to career prospects in the slavosphere.
The pay is not very good, but it is enough to buy a place if I save up during the 5-year contract to buy a nice apartment in Russia.
They know I am unhappy in Canada, and they think I would be better-off in Russia, which I kinda agree with. I just haven't been back there since I was 11.
realistically, the only skill marketable skills i have are strength & discipline, and this would be a good application of both
t. Guy who thinks everybody is NAD
Plenty of decent looking shitposters. Have you ever seen the faces of int threads? Most of the regulars are good looking but that doesn't magically undo social isolation, anxiety and insecurity
I'm the guy who thinks you're creepshot most of the time. I gave up calling you out
Also looks don't mean shit without confidence to back them up. Without a proper attitude it doesn't matter how attractive someone is.
I just signed my contract for active duty today. Getting cold feet all of sudden but the benefits are nice.
I think you might be worse off in Russia man. Don't do it. Join the forces in Canada if that's what you really wanna do.
Sounds like you've already made up your mind. Best of luck, I guess.
Walsh played during a time with no salary cap, his time coaching was much easier because teams could just buy all the best players and become juggernauts, which his team did (they had so many good players they would even hide very good players on injured reserve so other people couldn't sign them).
In the 4-3 defense there are 3 linebackers commonly referred to as the ROLB, MLB and LOLB.
The ROLB, also known as the weakside (Will) linebacker or bandit, is generally the fastest and most athletic of the 3 linebackers. They need to be the fastest for a few reasons. Their primary assignment in a 4-3 is usually to cover the HB(Running back) which means they are often pursuing from the opposite side of the field. Another reason they need to be the fastest is because they are also assigned to covering the weak side flat, one of the hardest places on the field to cover.
Have you lived there before?
Joining Russia's military would probably flag you and your family in whatever-the-fuck systems Canada uses to keep track of potential threats.
I doubt we'll go to war with them anytime soon, but Russia and NATO are always getting pissy at eachother.
>I kind of hate you
I don't care.
Hate on, creepshot.
The LOLB, also known as the strong side or Sam linebacker, also has a few jobs. The LOLB should be both fast and strong. This is because the LOLB is generally the person put in charge of covering the opposing team's tight as it is most common for a tight end to line up with him (right side of the offense left side of the defense). Because the TE generally lines up with the LOLB the LOLB should also be very good at shedding blocks on run plays because he will almost always be getting blocked immediately by the tight end.
The MLB, also known as the mike or inside linebacker, is often considered the quarterback of the defense. This is because a lot of the time they are in charge of playcalling and reading offenses just like the QB is for the offense. ILBs are usually a jack of all trades, as they need to be able to pass rush, stop inside runs and cover the middle of the field.
And this concludes your lesson on the 4-3 defense today /cum/ I hope you enjoyed!
Your parents are fucking idiots.
My parents are Russian immigrants, we left because of the conscription.
Putin is a kleptocrat and an opportunistic politician, why you would dedicate your life to Russia is beyond me.
Oh look, it's the Packers being some dirty cheating niggers as usual
Plot twist: they did this while the opposing coach is on the field requesting a timeout before the play started
I agree, I want to be able to filter all the homoposting