/cum/ - Canada, United States & Mexico

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>>53562975

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Le throwback face

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>>53563002
God morning

nth for don't bully!

>>53563040
I'm going to bed you fucking piece of human garbage

>>53563040
Good morning, little kitty.

>>53563016
I feel conflicted and confused, but I think it's approved.

>>53563063
Good night.

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>>53563061

>>53563063
But it's 10:55 :^) you sure go to bed early

>>53563097
delet

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So it turns out LMM is actually handsome
Never saw that coming

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>>53563097

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>>53563084
Of course it's approved.
Those girls are very cute.

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Me

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>>53563083
god morgon. Varför är du inte i skolan?

>>53563171
>tfw forced to go to overnight camp for a month every summer as a kid
>literally FORCED to socialize and be a normie instead of playing video games all day

>>53563216
Sounds like hell senpai

>>53563206
pga jag är 28?

>>53563251
Varför är du inte på jobbet?

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;_______;

>>53563271
Jag har inget jobb. Jag har precis fått uppehållstillstånd. Också min hustru behöver lite hjälp med sin hälsa nu så väntar jag en stund innan jag letar till nåt jobb.

Nästa vecka ska jag pratar med läkaren om det.

Och du? Varför är du inte på jobbet/skolan?

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Welp :(

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>>53563302
"Jag har precis fått uppehållstillstånd"
Var är du ifrån?

>>53563342
>stealing from /r9k/
you're better than this m8

>>53563362
Kanada. Och du svarde mig inte. Varför är du inte på skolan/jobbet?

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>>53563381
I'm really not
Someone come and kill me

>>53563383
Jag har ingen lektion idag. Så jag slapp gå upp kl 6, vilket var väldigt skönt.

Varför är du här?

>>53563411
>>/r9k/>>25733654

>>53563429
Hustrun jag skrivde om innan är svenska.

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>>53563448
Are you serious?
>>53563429
>>53563454
>>53563383
>>53563362
>>53563302
>>53563271
>>53563251
>>53563206
Go speak cuck somewhere else

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Good general faggots
30 posts and half of it is in cuckonese
I'm out

>>53563454
Okej. Träffades via internet?

>>53563483
börk börk

>>53563522
Please post in cuck somewhere else

>>53563546
This "cuck" meme is rather unfunny. You guys even have a black president, you are the masters of cuckold.

>>53563602
t. Poster whose country literally opened their borders to everyone in an effort to import the entire third world

>>53563522
>Okej. Träffades via internet?
Aa precis.

>Jag sade att jag var ointressade i en "long distance relationship".
Ironisk kanske.

>>53563602
Don't respond to the angry people here. They feed off (you)s.

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>>53563642
Yet we are a segregated country.

>>53563670
Can you please leave if you're going to be speaking Swedish here?
>>53563700
>he doesn't think the US is more segregated
Epicly meme'd my friend

>>53563670
Spännande. Hade gärna gjort din resa, fast tvärtom. Allt känns så konstigt och spännande i utlandet.

Is this a raid by Swedes?

>>53563808
There is only one swede in this tread. The other "swedish" poster is canadian.

>>53563808
No, It's just me, the Canadian, and one other person.

>>53563755
>Allt känns så konstigt och spännande i utlandet.
Precis som jag känner här.

>>53563700
I'm in the wrong part of the segretation though. It's all arabs/somalis where I live.

>>53563871
Bor du i ett miljonprogramsområde? Har en bror som gör det i Växjö. Området heter passande nog "Araby"

Vad tycker du om systembolaget?

>>53563945
>Vad tycker du om systembolaget?
Vi här något precis lika det i Kanada, så tänkar jag inte på det.

Det är okej men dyrt, som i Kanada.

Och nä. Jag tror att de e nybyggade, men en billigare områd, så finns det mycket invandare. Jag tror att mest här pratar svenska, men hör jag andra språk från dom.

Samma som min hustru o jag. Vi alltid pratar Engelska, men så klart att vi pratar också svenska.

Förlåt för att min grammatik var så fel i detta brev -_-

>>53563859
>>53563871
>>53563945
>>53564043
I believe you guys have your own fucking general
Please go there

I'm so bored. Its 2:35 am and I'm high on caffeine and I have no clue what to do.

>>53564043
Det är lite problemet nu. Ghettona är fulla, vilket gör att invandringen blir mer påtaglig gör gemene svensk. Förmodligen därför SD ökar så snabbt som man gör.

Väldigt skönt att man är så pass gammal att man hann gå i en svensk grundskola innan allt eskalerade.

Var i Sverige bor ni?

>>53564066
Nice to know.

>>53564122
Why did you drink coffe so late? Stupid planning from your side.

>>53564192
>Var i Sverige bor ni?
Göteborg.

Jag skulle inte säga att när jag bor i nån "ghetto". Det e faktiskt fint. Invandrarna som bor här är mest familjer, och det finns en skol o sånt.

>>53564278
Don't know so much about the areas of Gothenburg, but i have a brother that lived in Västra Frölunda, and that was no to bad. But that was a few years ago.

>>53564357
Yeah, where I live is actually quite nice buildings, and stuff. It's nice here. It just happens to be mostly immigrants from the middle east. But mostly the people I've met have been polite.

There's an area with a reputation for being "bad" near here, and I haven't been over there, so I don't really know. But my neighbourhood is fine.

That said, I don't go out alone late at night here.

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>>53564467
Hisingen? There is a area called Biskopsgården, i think that's the worst place in Gothenburg.

>>53564274
Because I'm off tomorrow so I figured I'd have a fun night of playing vidya and listening to music and fapping, but now I'm bored and sore

>>53564541
No, but I figured that's where you'd guess.
And the bad part of Biskopsgården is MUCH smaller than that circle.

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>>53564527
This looks good. I'll save it for later.

Good taste, anon.

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>>53564651

ᵗʰᵃᶰᵏˢ

>>53564623
Is it? I have never been there, as a swede i don't enter those areas. It's the same with the ghetto in Kalmar, i have never been there.

>>53564589
Well, it's still bad planning.

>>53564716
Whatever, I'm going to go stroke my sore wiener again

>>53564716
Yeah. I lived pretty near to there for a while and it was fine. I was actually fine with going out late at night alone.

>>53564733
I'm planning for what i'm having for lunch. Our situations is rather different.

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I want to hug an American girl :3

>>53564779
Have me ejaculation for lunch. I get pleasured, you get fed. We both win.

>>53564805
I'm here.

>>53564772
The thing is that the biggest danger is being stuck in the crossfire, gang wars and that.

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>>53564639

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>>53564843

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>>53564854

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>>53564821
Dose that turn you on? Sound gay, cuckboy.

cum lol

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>>53564867

>>53564837
Yeah man it's a wild west out there.

Not really though.

Interesting how afraid of some areas it seems that the native population is.

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>>53564894

>>53564869
No, I just want to bust a nut and you're a degenerate Swede so might as well take advantage

>>53564897
The areas have like 90% immigration population, the rest is jobless and poor swedes. But hose areas are no-go zone as the police don't control them..

need prosciutto

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>>53564993
So, when are you guys going to murder all the shitskins?

>>53564975
Why do you have to be so hostile?

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>>53565001

>>53565042
Because you told me my planning is stupid and it hurt my feelings. Also, I want to bust a nut but my wiener is sore

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>>53565023
When SD wins and creates the second swedish empire.

>>53565083
But that was just a fact.

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>>53565091
Just remember to kill the traitors in your midst. "Leftists" and progressives must hang as well.

We need more heroes like pic related.

>>53565091
What are the most recent polls by the way?

>>53565239
He was just an edge lord. The police could not handle the bants.

>>53565377
Depends on who does them. But the best one was like 28% last month. After all the rape around new years they will probably grow more.

>>53565239
I can't help but laugh when people from third world shitholes like Mexico start talking about racial or political superiority

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>>53565485
Who ever said I was Mexican?

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>12 hour shift
>get home now
>time for bed

Kill me

ded general

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>>53570141
we're sleeping

>>53570186
I think you broke your sleep schedule.

>>53570186
clearly you're not, or you wouldn't be posting!

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>this is the second time this week I wake up to a celebrity's death that hits me in the feel bone

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>>53564938

shittest thread ever

wow, this thread is tragic... worst general on /int/ desu

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>>53570329
It's always been broken.
Guess I'll play video games or something.
>>53570338
We're all sleeping, anon. This is the dream.
Also, good morning.

>>53571014
You're broken

>>53571014
>I'll play video games or something.
Have fun.

>>53571014
good mornin, you nut

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good morning

animenene

I really hate having to manipulate people to get what I need.

I wish I was just in a better situation so I didn't have to do this.

God bless America, land of the free.

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>>53573041

>>53573066
What's up bud?

>Be American.
>Get shot.

︻┻┳══━一 (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Hey guys I just figured out how to overlay images in gimp.

If you want an image in an image like pic related leave me a comment.

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>>53574724
Cute doggy desu

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>>53574894
cute is life

>>53563275
Don't make me feel senpie

What's your pathetic excuse for not having a bf?

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>>53575791
I have a gf

>>53575867
Get out normie

>>53575791
I-i am n-not gay...

>>53575791
Sounds kind of gay.

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>>53575944
/cum/ = land of the free

>>53575791
I'm gay.

>>53573066
Elaborate you manipulative shit.

>>53576120
Post feet

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>tfw one day you'll leave /int/
>tfw you'll leave all the good memories you had
>tfw one day it will just be a thought in your mind about something that happened years ago

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>>53576147
Delivered

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>tfw 95% of your friends have gfs

WAKE ME UP

>>53576377
Find yourself a bf, a lot of single guys out there juan

>>53576194
Yiff in hell furry.

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Would you a night elf?

>>53576499
It's a stuffed animal you deep.

good morning

As a southerner travelling to Boston and NYC this week, what should I expect and how should I act?

>Have been working at a burger stand for 3 days
>Still routinely fucking up orders and don't know anything about the menu
l-lads?

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Jared Leto looks FRIGGIN amazing as the new Joker!

>>53576674
people are more open and don't beat around the bush like midwesterners, nor are they subtle like southernors

>>53575791
but i have a bf

>>53576018
it's okay, you can have a bf and be bi

Extracurriculars in College suck ass
I felt this way during High School too
Somehow I keep meeting these people who are insanely invested in and legitimately enjoy volunteering or doing pointless work for no real reason
Either they all somehow made a mental switch during High School where they began enjoying having their afternoons and weekends robbed from them, or they're ALL like me, and we all understand that pretending to be super enthusiastic about this shit is central to being considered successful at it

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I'm gonna do my best today lads.
I'm finally going to get out of the rut.

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kinda cold today.

>>53577609
You'd be surprised at how many people genuinely like volunteering and all that shit.

What's your major?

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>>53576870

>>53577977
Me on the left

>>53577932
Civil Engineering

>>53578092
Makes sense that you're putting that time in. I didn't do shit in HS or college. I only have a job because I knew someone who knew someone looking for a writer.

Anyone from Missouri?

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>>53578032

>>53578182
The sad thing is that i'm half-assing it. People are telling me that I "should be challenging myself" at this and I "need to be more dedicated" to that... I just wanna put this shit on my resume so I can get a job desu
I think a lot of them kind of resent me but I guess they can't really do anything so long as I keep up a certain minimum effort

I'm a virgin.

>>53578319
Based

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>>53579646
You're not supposed to be finding these that fast. But, approved.

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So CAD is droping in value, what does it take for me to get a nice canadian qt with my big fat american dollarinos?

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>mfw I remembered I posted a pic of myself yesterday
What have I done?

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>>53579199

>>53579758
I knew you'd like it.
Finding these is surprisingly hard, you know.
Most involve fat/ugly dudes for some weird reason.

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>find out today that 2 of our 30 minute trials for physics experiment didn't save properly so all we have is one good trial and one bad one

3 hours of sitting around wasted ;_;

>>53579765
bucket of poutine

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January 2016 confirmed worst month ever

>>53579765
5 USD and a subway sandwich

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>>53579980
2016 confirmed for worst year ever
This is just the beginning.

>>53579980
B-b-but today is my birthday anon

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ALL WE NEED IS SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON

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>>53580078
happy birthday~

>>53579836
That's what getting drunk while browsing 4chan does to you. Last year I ended up almost passed out drunk on my PC and I ended up buying a Gorka-4 and a RKKA hat.

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/macquarie-loonie-forecast-1.3401644

>>53580078

happy birthday, Anon

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Canada is cute

never realized before but swedes want to be american so badly lol

like they mirin so fucking hard, over half this thread is swede posts

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>>53579976
>Finding these is surprisingly hard, you know.
>Most involve fat/ugly dudes for some weird reason.
That's good news. Looks like it's impossible to ever get into it enough that I'd progress down a bad path.

>>53580078
Happy birthday.

>>53580156
>>53580195
>>53580282
Thank you guys I appreciate :3

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>>53580246
Canada is lewd.

do you guys think the animefags are real people or just bots?

I've never seen one show anything that resembles a personality and they post every day all day so I think they are bots tbqh

>>53580415
post feet

>>53580415
Post hands

>>53580415
post thighs

>>53580279
It's the Canadian lesbian who moved to Sweden. Most of them hate us.

>>53580486
My hands are really dry because I have OCD and wash my hands after I touch almost anything

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>>53580282
There's plenty of cute comics, anon. You're just too picky.

>>53580415
Fucking men isn't gay

>>53580579

it is if you're a dude

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>>53580415
Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>53580656
I'm genderfluid bro :^)

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>>53562975
Good edition.

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>>53580369
Mexico is SERIOUS.

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I slept in too long

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>you will never be handsome.

How do I cope with this?

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>>53580562
>You're just too picky.
Just the burden of being 100%. Not that you would know.

>>53580788
You just gotta be yourself *fist bump*

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>>53580727

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Anyone else gets depressed when you watch a really good animu? SoL and country settings hits me the most.

Let's keep the anime posting to a minimum today guys.

>>53580829
>>53580829

I don't even want it only for sex. I just want to look nice.

>>53580892

WttNHK is pretty depressing because it hits so close to home

>>53580911
reminder that fashion is for ugly people only

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>>53580415
Anime will dominate the world!

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>>53580823
What are you implying?
We're both 100%. I just so happens I enjoy cute things.

>>53580788
>tfw ugly
The other day I looked at myself in all angles in the mirror with another mirror and concluded that I will probably die alone.

>>53581112
it*
>>53580965
iirc the LN was way more grim and serious than the anime
Satou was supposed to be junkie as well

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me irl

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>>53580788
At least you dont have a bunch of burn marks on your face

>>53581390
My friend has burn marks on his face and he has a gf

whats ur excuse

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>>53581112
>both 100%
I'm glad you acknowledge that.

Although, I'm not sure about that last one being cute desu.

>>53563216
My parents did that too.

Got a sneak peak at one of the qt camp counselors when I "accidentally" walked into the wrong bathroom at the pool. Later explained to my friends that a vagina was like an innie.

>>53581529
Mine was an all boy camp except for at the end every year they made us have a dance with the all girl camp.

I never danced because I was and am still way too shy for that

>>53581581
I'd dance with you if I was there anon.

I've literally known more people from South Korea than Canada

>>53581581
Fuck all that. There were girls in my camp but they slept in a different building.

That camp was where I learned it feels like you're getting hit with a bag of books if you stuff a pillow all the way into the bottom of the pillowcase. In hindsight, I may legitimately have been hit with a bag of books. Also learned how to break the lock off the pinball machine so we could use the quarters for the snack machines.

http://winnipeg.ctvnews.ca/boy-with-disability-thrown-in-winnipeg-dumpster-found-by-stranger-1.2736639

"One Great City!"

>>53581694
I mean a lot of people would I'm just way too shy to actually dance. I tried really had to dance at my brothers wedding and I sorta did when I had to walk in with one of the brides maid but even now I think back about it and get embrassed despite people saying they liked it.

If I wasn't shy I would probably have a gf right now...

>>53581788
I'd be your gf if you weren't so shy anon.

>>53581839
feels bad desu

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>>53581485
It was very cute desu
You haven't developed a taste for cute comics, it seems.

>>53581788
I don't dance either bro, I feel u.

Unless I'm really drunk, then I get into some weird shit.

Just not a dancing kind of guy, can't get into it.

>>53581893
I dance like crazy when I'm drunk too but I don't drink in public or much at all anymore because I'm too stupidly shy to allow myself to get that comfortable around people.

How do you dance at the club? Do you just rock your body to some beat?

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>>53581873
I might have to pass on a few certain taste you have.

>>53581581
I think we went to the same camp

Was it in North Carolina?

>>53582032
I rock a mean wall lean by the bar tbqh

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>>53581706
I doubt Virginia is a prime tourist destination for Canadians.

>>53582120
'The Mysterious Stranger' is what I call that move set.

>>53582113
No mine was in new hampshire.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMtCJC39SqU

>>53582167
lol

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>>53582067
Nonsense.
My tastes are great, anon.

>>53582167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyrD4yDCo9s

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*continues charging spirit bomb*

>>53582122
The Quebecois drive through to get to the Outer Banks

I was just thinking that I've met more people from places like Vietnam or South Africa than Canada

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Dog bless

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>>53582191
Bit fruity desu

>>53582246
Laughed a bit desu >>53580671

>>53582343
Lest we forget ;__;7

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>>53582343

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>>53582370
>implying he isn't handsome as fug
>implying he isn't a great singer
>implying he can't dance
pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc

Have you #makeherday yet /cum/?

>>53582436
Good post

>>53582562
thank you

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>>53580887
Mexico is a very serious country and it took me a long time to make this so I can show you how serious this is.

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>>53582436

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>>53582474
He's kinda cute, I guess. Still, that video was incredibly girly.

A-are you a cute girl?

>>53582498
This is what I feel like when I try to dance sober tbqh
Fedora included.

>>53582689
Bad post

>>53582689
add stink lines

lol

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>>53582689
Why does everybody think he's brown for some reason? He's posted eyes lol

>>53582689
Offensive please remove

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>>53582816
Nope.
Just have a soft spot for this kind of korean pop.

>>53582947
He's an aboriginal Australian.

We voted.

>>53582947
OSMHA

>>53582947

a well-reknowned anthropology panel determined he is aborigine

how many of you actually like cum and how many of you are just pretending to like cum?

>>53583155
I do not like nor do I pretend to like cum.

I love /cum/ tho

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>>53582689
bad post
>>53582947
Because he was told by university administration to start visiting the office for minority student affairs

He's an aborigine

>>53582947
It's called democracy and we held a vote to determine his ethnicity. We found it to be abbo

>>53583099
>>53583110
>>53583225
>>53583254

Good lads, it's important to uphold democratic decisions

>>53583099
>>53583110
Is it really from the strawpoll and not any other shenanigans? I thought he was black until he posted eyes

>>53583109
I don't speak autism, please use English

>>53582862
>>53583225
It was made when he was being especially insufferable and shitposting more than before

>>53583342
He's an abbo.

Abbos can have blue eyes >>53583225

Not to mention there's no proof those were his eyes.

>>53583381
>LMM
>insufferable
I dont recall this

>>53583381
his posts were some of the most entertaining and interesting shit to ever happen in these threads

>>53583430
>same shit everyday
>entertaining

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do you guys kinda like the smell of your own farts?

i do

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>>53583418
You just be new here

I've seen him

NEED SOMEBODY TO MEME ON

>>53583472
There was variety in his posts, and if you want to talk about "same shit everyday" the pedo anime posters are the worst for that

>>53583560
I agree with this post

>>53583560
A fucking men

>>53583560
This

>>53583531
We voted.

He's aborigine.

You saw a picture on the internet.

We made a collective decision as men.

>>53583666
>men

Autistic losers that erp as little anime girls aren't men.

>>53583560
>There was variety in his posts

Bullfuckingshit.

He spammed creepshots til he was bitched at enough on here to understand it wasn't acceptable behavior, and then spammed brown women and pepes every day with "gib gf".

Then he and CIA teamed up to shitpost together.

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>>53583753
>Autistic losers that erp as little anime girls aren't men.

We made a collective decision as autistic losers that erp as little girls.

He's an abbo.

>tfw you bite you tongue
>tfw you realize how weird of a word tongue is

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>>53583789
I dont recall him ever doing any of this

>>53583531
What does he look like?
I'm curious

>>53583789
He was trying to turn /cum/ into /r9k/

I want to share with you all some info about something I love very much, even if you dislike it and that's football.

This is Bill Belichick, he is the greatest football mind in history. He is the coach of the New England Patriots and his collection of football related books and literature is the biggest in the world.

http://prod.video.patriots.clubs.nfl.com//NE/videos/dct/video_audio/2016/01-January/20160114_belichick-press-5000k.mp4

He is known for not taking any shit from the press, his ability to absolutely mind game every other coach in the NFL, and his snarky attitude.

He currently has a black eye for reasons nobody knows and just to fuck with the press he walked through the locker room with a pair of boxing gloves.

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>>53583930
>see guys
>im totally white

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>>53582379
ʳᵘᵈᵉ

>>53583967
>turn into
/cum/ is like /a/ and /r9k/ had a baby and has been for quite some time

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>>53583967
this

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4752645,00.html

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>>53583930
White, blue eyes
He has brown hair and nice teeth

Face is oval shaped with high cheek bones and a strong jaw line

>>53584025

Walsh>Belichick

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>>53584211
Sure.

If that was true he'd have a gf by now.

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>>53584211
t. NAD

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>>53584025
And now I will share some actual football knowledge with you all my friends. This is in regards to defensive fronts, specifically the 4-3 defensive front because the 3-4 can be a lot more versatile and I don't have enough space to explain it there.

A 4-3 defense refers to the amount of linemen + linebackers, so it is 4 defensive linemen and 3 linebackers. Linemen consist of tackles and ends, tackles are generally bigger than ends and are positioned somewhere around the A and B gaps (between the center and guards or guards and tackles).

Ends can come in all shapes in sizes, but for the 4-3 they are generally the more athletic and faster of the linemen, their job is to rush the quarterback and make an edge on running plays, they are located on the outside by the tackles.

linebackers in the next post!

>>53584289
This image used to be posted a lot more

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>>53584079
You set yourself up for that.

Also, I'm liking your new naming system.

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Well guys, my parents want me to enlist in the Russian Armed Forces.
They think it will give a good jumpstart to career prospects in the slavosphere.

The pay is not very good, but it is enough to buy a place if I save up during the 5-year contract to buy a nice apartment in Russia.

They know I am unhappy in Canada, and they think I would be better-off in Russia, which I kinda agree with. I just haven't been back there since I was 11.


wat do
realistically, the only skill marketable skills i have are strength & discipline, and this would be a good application of both

>>53584289
t. Guy who thinks everybody is NAD

>>53584242
Plenty of decent looking shitposters. Have you ever seen the faces of int threads? Most of the regulars are good looking but that doesn't magically undo social isolation, anxiety and insecurity

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>>53584390
More convenient desu.

>>53584395
Is the Canadian military something you're opposed to joining instead?

Why would you travel across the world to sign up for Russia instead?

>>53584395
forgot to mention: me and my parents are slav immigrants, so i am familiar with russia

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>>53584448
>shitposter

>>53584448
I'm the guy who thinks you're creepshot most of the time. I gave up calling you out

Also looks don't mean shit without confidence to back them up. Without a proper attitude it doesn't matter how attractive someone is.

>>53584395
I just signed my contract for active duty today. Getting cold feet all of sudden but the benefits are nice.

I think you might be worse off in Russia man. Don't do it. Join the forces in Canada if that's what you really wanna do.

>>53584484
Both me and my parents don't like Canada's position in NATO.

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>>53584487
Sounds like you've already made up your mind. Best of luck, I guess.

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>>53584223
Walsh played during a time with no salary cap, his time coaching was much easier because teams could just buy all the best players and become juggernauts, which his team did (they had so many good players they would even hide very good players on injured reserve so other people couldn't sign them).

>>53584300
In the 4-3 defense there are 3 linebackers commonly referred to as the ROLB, MLB and LOLB.

The ROLB, also known as the weakside (Will) linebacker or bandit, is generally the fastest and most athletic of the 3 linebackers. They need to be the fastest for a few reasons. Their primary assignment in a 4-3 is usually to cover the HB(Running back) which means they are often pursuing from the opposite side of the field. Another reason they need to be the fastest is because they are also assigned to covering the weak side flat, one of the hardest places on the field to cover.

Cont.

>>53584608
I wish I did