elusive red baron-edition
lmao this is how natives announce that their brother died
not making fun of the kid that died, moreso making fun of the retard brother who thought the best way to respect him would be emojis on his facebook
i live in winnipeg man, i feel your pain
>you will never be loved by a qt girl
I don't know. They're annoying wastes of space but once they find our you won't give them money for alcohol they leave you alone.
Saw a woman in the full ghost nigger costume today. Kind of upset.
don't you steal my bro
There's two reservations close to where I live. You really only see natives if you go to walmart on the day that they get their government paycheck, and then it is ABSOLUTELY packed with them.
They never seem to go to other stores though
It's a bunch of surface level shitposting and normal conversation, much better than some of the shit you see on here. We don't devolve into /pol/ arguments every thread or have massive chains of posts that's nothing but banal one liners
I get the feeling a lot of celebrities will die this year.
the shitposting isn't good shitposting, we don't even have our own memes. almost every other general is able to develop their own memes and culture. although now it sounds like I'm just describing america as a whole, so I think I've found the problem.
Celebrity meetup in France will coincide with Euro 9/11 I'm predicting it now.
>tfw you will never fight for space America
bad feel buds. You guys were right tho, very entertaining movie and unironically better than I thought'd be
the communism thing hasn't even been a thing for too long, /cum/ has been shit for a long time.
>sees utah state flag
I know that, I'm just giving you a hard time for no reason. It's shitty here, but at least we have memes and friends right?
not even your quads can take away my green may mays
same I have to hover above them 2bqhl
>Kinda wish I had some of those in my apartment right now.
Why not make some? It takes a little practice but they're cheap to make. There's lots of templates out there for simple traditional designs.
I've made them as gifts recently. Only have rejects or failures for myself. Need to make some for my own apartment.
>not wanting to be held responsible for the quality of your posts
I dindu nothing you cunt
Like you can't hold the kristka steady when applying wax? I have trouble with that too for smaller lines.
There's even more "blotchy" styles that are traditional though. You could always ask your Mom to make you one. She might be happy you asked.
Yep. You dye them and use wax to seal in the colour, then add more dye on. It's called Pysanka.
I just get tremors sometimes so I can't do really accurate stuff like that.
Speaking of which, she will probably make some for dinner tomorrow (I guess "today" since it's past midnight) for the old new year.
Hello, fellow /cum/munity dwellers. I'm the one who will make /cum/ great again.
Expect some changes soon.
Best poster of /cum/ out.
>the president directly impacts such things as teen pregnancy
oh ya ok
Fair enough. There's still more simple ones I'm sure you could do. I kind of of like the splotchy ones.
They're nice decorations, hopefully you can get some for your apartment.
A lot of presidents have been quite loose actually.
JFK and slick willy in particular
>tfw mexican food trucks all around me
god bless california
>I just get tremors sometimes so I can't do really accurate stuff like that.
Knitting helps a lot desu
You can use big needles to gain confidence and if you don't want to pinch yourself
I possibly can't. Not that I don't want, I just can't.
A heart ripping story of friendship, love and tragedy.
I'm not a huge fan of leftists normally, but Bill was a good president. I don't really care about the moral majority stuff though so I don't really understand the hate he gets sometimes.
It is good you reminded me, my matushka will be happy.
Eh, I might try that sometime actually.
It is related to some stuff that happened a few years ago, so it is really uncontrollable and there isn't much I can do to help with it.
The doctor's have said it will probably subside after 5-6 years just with time.
No, you just have to have an open mind to play it.
No. It's not about homosexuality. It's really about tough friendship, friendship I've never had. ;_;
AHHHHH DONT TEASE ME LIKE THAT SATAN.
REROLLING, WILL TOTTEHAM PULL A TREBLE
On that fateful night in 1985, Martha and her brother went to play among the rubble of the Florida Memorial College, which had been abandoned for years, as they often did. David had given Martha money earlier to go to the store, and when she asked him for more money and he declined, she punched him. Getting angry, David pushed his sister, and she fell backward, landing on a protruding metal spike. It impaled the young girl’s skull. Panicking, he buried the body in a shallow grave and kept the secret for over two decades.
just go fap and you won't want to anymore probably
maybe it's not a premonition at all but a memory. Maybe you did have a wife and a daughter but you've repressed the memory so well that you can only remember it in your dreams
the time is not for bed
nothing wrong with that
Itu dia. Ada dia pergi lagi. Lihatlah, semua orang! Dia diposting sekali lagi! Bukankah dia hanya orang paling lucu di sekitar ?! Astaga.
Aku hampir bisa melihat bingkai kelebihan berat badan menyedihkan Anda bersinar dalam gelap, diterangi layar komputer Anda yang merupakan satu-satunya sumber cahaya di kamar Anda, cekikikan seperti seorang gadis seperti Anda sekali lagi mengetik posting kecil Anda dan mengisi captcha. Atau mungkin Anda bahkan tidak mengisi captcha. Mungkin Anda seperti NEET menjijikkan bahwa Anda benar-benar dibayar untuk lulus 4chan, sehingga Anda hanya posting. Oh, dan kita semua tahu cara Anda posting. The "epik" Australia, bukan? Saya bayangkan Anda sedikit kotoran tertawa begitu keras seperti yang Anda klik submit bahwa Anda drop Doritos Anda di lantai, tapi itu ok, ibumu akan membersihkannya di pagi hari. Oh, itu benar. Apakah saya gagal untuk menyebutkan? Anda tinggal dengan ibu Anda. Anda adalah lemak sialan fuckup, dia mungkin begitu sakit dari Anda sudah. Jadi sakit harus melakukan semuanya untuk Anda sepanjang hari sialan, setiap hari, untuk pria dewasa yang menghabiskan seluruh waktunya di postingan 4chan tentang seorang jenderal Amerika Utara pada / int /. Bayangkan ini. Dia memiliki Anda, dan kemudian dia pikir Anda akan menjadi seorang ilmuwan atau astronot atau sesuatu yang besar, dan kemudian Anda menjadi NEET a. Sebuah NEET Australia menyedihkan. Dia mungkin menangis sampai tertidur sehari-hari berpikir tentang bagaimana buruk itu dan bagaimana dia ingin dia bisa menghilang. Dia bahkan tidak dapat mencoba untuk berbicara dengan Anda karena semua yang Anda katakan adalah "CUM, LOL !." Anda sudah menjadi parodi diri Anda sendiri. Dan itu semua Anda. Seorang pria sedikit sedih tertawa dalam gelap sendiri saat ia mempersiapkan untuk menikmati tarian lama yang sama bahwa dia melakukan satu juta kali sekarang. Dan itu semua yang Anda pernah akan.
I watched a summary of 50 shades of grey. It apparently originally bad Twilight fanfiction and she just changed it to not be about Vampires. there will be multiple movies so I'm going with that.
Twilight looked like a very incoherent plot though. Also uncanny CGI baby and child.
ayyyy, you faggots were wrong.
after a complicated conversation I'll spare you all the details of, the girl I was messaging said she was interested in going on a date next week.
It was the original baby doll stand in they were going to use. Apparently it scared the actors so they did uncanny cgi instead.
>I've lived in Mexico, Canada, and the USA
>go on twitch looking for gameplay of a game without talking
>scroll through people with 1 or 0 viewers
>one is somebody who forgot they were recording their screen
>hes still there watching donald trump videos
god bless america
currently watching the gayest thing ive seen today
He did a good job trying to not sound like a lefty socialist maniac. He knew the crowd here is predominantly evangelical, and didn't go too far but still made his points. He's not a bad person or politician I just can't agree with his policies
I have to ask, what's it like there? I always heard there were curfews and student laws and codes that cannot be broken or you can get thrown out of school. Is it really that different from a public non-religious school?
lel it's not that bad, conservative kids can still drink and party to a degree as long as you don't get caught, there are some curfews and rules in dorms though for sure. A big one being absolutely no sex whatsoever and there are stiff penalties. In my experience the student body is a little different for sure, but it's still a university lifestyle.
Good. Sex is degeneracy
but can you really not dance? I know baptists hate it for some reason and heard a rumor
they are saying nigger a lot and talking about being banned from GW2
some people actually liked him a lot, most of my friends were kinda meh on him cause of stances on abortion, economy, gun laws, and really almost all his policies. But I think it's good that they let us hear both sides and form our own opinions
well just don't get caught going to a dance was my interpretation. Technically kissing is even not ethical
Are games like ARK and H1Z1 and those style of open world type games actually fun? I want to play a game where I actually interact with people again, I feel like I haven't played one like that since gary's mod
It's far too lewd and indecent
>the rumors are true
literally what is wrong with dancing. At least tell me singing in the shower is allowed
dancing is lewd and indecent too!
her boobs might rub against you, and that is degeneracy because you'll get a boner.
nah the weston I knew last name started with a d. Anyways I know he smoked, drank, and had plenty of sex while he was there so they can't be that strict. He told me though last year during a speech, someone interrupted and said 9/11 was done by the government hahaha.
lel yeah I mean like I said it still feels like a university here and basically the rules are "don't get caught"
of course I'm in apartments now so I can do as I please. and apartments are way nicer than dorms
Well that does sound inappropriate.
it is, dancing is very lewd
I thought that was a gun at first
>tfw you meet somebody so genuinely nice that you actually get angry at how much you like them
>Japan in charge of making realistic teenage males
>tfw just realized I've been on 4chan for about 10 years now
>tfw I go to /v/ and genuinely feel like an old man despite being in my mid 20s
I know what causes you to develop meat curtain. Piss flaps. Arby's burguers. Whatever you name it.
The one thing that causes your meat curtains to grow, is having someone put their dick inside you, and take it all out, and put it back in, and repeat. Basically, having sex like you see in porn movies. The dick is literally pulling your inside labia outside every time it does that motion. Here is how you should have sex instead:
>1) The guy puts his dick all the way inside
>2) He only pulls his dick literally 1 inch out, and then puts back in
Not only you won't develop piss flaps when you do this, but you'll actually cum a lot faster. It's a lot more pleasurable for girls to have sex like this, instead of being fast grinded like in porn. There will be more pressure and contact with your clitoris as well, which is part of what makes you cum faster. For guys, this is great too. Girls won't get uglier overtime, and they get to cum before you finish.
Sounds completely legit.
>want to stay up
>but sleep sounds great
life is hard
sweet dreams anon
>immediately goes to weather.com
>then goes to youtube and immediately searches for trump videos
this is honestly more entertaining than anything else that has happened to me today
>but sleep sounds great
No it doesn't. You're doing good, anon.
>people beta orbit a literal lesbian cuckold this hard on an anime imageboard
inability to sleep is a symptom of weakness
kek, your not even joking. Literally a cuck
also damn, southern accents can make people sound so retarded
There's a poster who insists that I am by definition a virgin. I just thought it would be funny if it was you.
It's better than anime-posting or the exhentai circlejerking.
>a cozy, warm bed doesn't sound nice
yeah ok anon
>Actually, it's quite common we use nhentai.
I just assumed, since I asked what the /g/number thing was once and someone illuded to pandas.
I'm trying, but I sometimes slip, since, you know, anyonmous.
The fact that he seemingly replies to himself en-masse and shit makes it tricky and confusing sometimes.
I don't know if I want to read that or not.
The sky of the board was the colour of /cum/, tuned to a dead thread.
>mfw lmm actually hasn't posted in /cum/ for weeks, but you all still love your boogeyman
t. Member of the irc meme team
I try my best simply to not reply to him, or acknowledge him. It's the best I can do.
Bait-posting, I suppose. I don't always do it. I'm not doing it now. And it amuses me, which is what I'm aiming to do when I do it.
cuddling always sounds better
Oh the swedish dyke is just one of you roleplayers, but they don't anime avatar like you other fags.
It all makes sense now
It's okay. I have strict requirements on it and still don't search for it myself. Everything will be okay.
I won't progress down this path any further than this. Nothing can go wrong.
It's a slippery slope, anon. But then again, liking cute boys is 100% straight.
It looked non-h from the thumbnails. I bet you enjoyed it.
Just out of curiosity only, how long does "no hands" take?
It looked close enough.
not an uncommon sentiment desu
not really an expert desu but there are a good number of variables involved
the benefits of hands free are mostly that it does it's own thing while you don't have to focus on contorting yourself
That's the stuff. I'm surprised I hadn't read that yet.
Alright then. I was just wondering.
No bully pls. I was curious. I don't plan to do it myself.