/brit/

Maisie

sad edition

FIRMINO

imagine being married with kids lads
do you think it will ever happen

Wait for me lads, making tea. how many sugars do you want?

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>don't you have a burger to chomp down on?

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needs more anime

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kpop desu lads

>arselel

Love how brits on here try to act like they have some supreme banter

No.. its your countrymen that are known for their banter. Not their autistic lonely virgins that have no social skills

If you lot had """"banter"""" you would probably fit in with other people.

>>53536671
One day, probably not for another 15 years yet.

plymouth

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>>53536609
>tfw memory is so bad can't recall any minor events from last year

threadly reminder: /brit/ is a normie/grime/jump-up general with mixed opinions on pakis

>>53536672
4 will do

>>53536672
>Do I look like I take sugar? Do I look like some-sort of grasping, tubby gutter-pleb?

Jim and Derrick edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxE8YWhdCm0

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moz

>>53536682
>>53536699
I can hear your laboured breathing from over here, lose some weight you fat american pigs

HOL UP

>>53536699
>Not their autistic lonely virgins that have no social skills
don't know why everybody thinks this, this place is crawling with normies

>>53536715
>jump-up
only original jump up really lad
post-early 2000s jump up is awful

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How's /gf2016/ going lads?

>>53536710
t. grandpa

>>53536734
Sweetener then?

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Kyary

think about all the forgotten big news events

like that chinky plane that was never found
bin laden dying
that massacre at a school in pakistan where hundreds of kids died

None of you understand how Poleaboo feels, none of you understand what he goes through on a daily basis and none of you know of the strength required to endure it

The first challenge of every day is getting out of bed, he knows there is nothing for him out there and the best part of the day is at it's furthest point (when he gets to sleep again)

Then he must run the gauntlet of word, phrases and images that trigger him, each time he encounters one (happens multiple times daily) he drops further down the spiral of depression and feels like killing himself, every fucking thought, fantasy and dream he has involves suicide, he just wants this pain to end

The period before he goes back to sleep can be awful too, he recounts the expereinces of the day and how he was spent another day in hell, suffering, wasting his life while others are euphoric

>>53536807
Would make school shooters with

>>53536781
i have a m8 over here who fucking loves jump up.

would be good news, but he fucking DEMANDS that there be an idiot saying various combinations of "skibbadee shabbadee himana nimana" over and over and over and over and

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Kyary

>>53536827
>pakis killing each other again
>big news

>>53536699
it was just banter dont shit yourself lmao

>>53536795
mate pay attention to ur game lol

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>>no fedora reaction pics of the new dalmio advert
>Slacking lads

>>53536811
this paki is VERY triggered haha

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>>53536807
>>53536864

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Fuck, marry, kill

tipping imaginary fedoras at pretentious twats irl is an amazing idea im going to start doing it

>>53536843
Ya mate nobody else on 4chan knows about depression lol

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>None of you understand how Poleaboo feels, none of you understand what he goes through on a daily basis and none of you know of the strength required to endure it
>The first challenge of every day is getting out of bed, he knows there is nothing for him out there and the best part of the day is at it's furthest point (when he gets to sleep again)
>Then he must run the gauntlet of word, phrases and images that trigger him, each time he encounters one (happens multiple times daily) he drops further down the spiral of depression and feels like killing himself, every fucking thought, fantasy and dream he has involves suicide, he just wants this pain to end
>The period before he goes back to sleep can be awful too, he recounts the expereinces of the day and how he was spent another day in hell, suffering, wasting his life while others are euphoric

Time's up, I'm leaving a waste
In the paths, where they cross, I want a prisoner staked
So like they hustle, means it's sharp when I'm cutting your brakes
I'm leaving you in the beach, you're blooding over the place

The bass, grimy like a crack addict in stasis
Nasty as evil and everything that relates
Fasten your seatbelts, prepare to embrace
Cause I'm cutting your brakes

>>53536671
just another burden to bear desu

>>53536798
t. Blubberbeast fat american ham planet with mcdonalds and kfc orbiting round like satellites

I hear they're gonna make a movie about you.

Around the Yank in 80 days

>>53536915
In that order

>>53536915
fuck charli, kill sophie marry shersh

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how's /nofap2016/ going lads?

>>53536802
>Sweetener? Is this a piss take? Do I look like some sort of weak-willed babby that gets by on synthetic saccharine pigswill?

>>53536935
You're all unifags bitching about >tfw no gf, none of you have real problems

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Cara

>>53536929
>imaginary
i always wear a physically real fedora when i /brit/post, just to make all my fedoraposting just that bit more realistic when i do it

>>53536984
>nofap
FOY its nowanks

>>53536965
LOOOOOOOOOOL

Good on `em mate.

How do you prepare a flask or tea or coffee lads?

Do you make it like a big cup or what?

How much sugar do you put in?

when was the last time the UK had a mass shooting

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>i have a litmus test to ascertain the authenticity of these so-called "problems" you claim to be having

>>53536984
>fap
fuck off yank

why the fuck does it have to be so cold lads

>>53536984
whats the point of nofaps?

>>53537056
irish weather

>>53536699
>>53536668

You aren't allowed to repost from the old thread because it got no replies lmao fuck off

>>53536715
If you live in a place like birmingham you're gonna end up with /pol/ tier opinions

>>53537044
don't know
maybe during the troubles?

>>53537039
>Do you make it like a big cup or what?
yeah
>sugar
work it out based on the size of the cup vs the size of the flask you melon

>>53537081
kev is a 2015 meme

>>53537044

2010 in cumbria

>>53537039
Got a huge starbucks mug at work, and have a flash for everywhere else. Got a Zojirushi flask off Amazon for £15, literally keeps stuff warm for 24 hours

>>53537039
When I have plenty of time at home:
>put coffee in moka pot, wait 5 mins for it to finish making coffee, drink with a dash of milk or black

At work
>boil kettle and make instant coffee, black no sugar

At a coffee shop
>Flat White or Double Macchiato

>>53537044
The other year with some crazy guy with a shotgun

>>53537039
>adding sugar

ruining it desu

>>53537126
You're a 2015 meme

>>53537044
>mass shooting
2010? Bloke shot a dozen people in Cumbria with a break action and committed pooicide

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Poleaboo wants you all to pay attention to him

>>53537066
you basically gain superpowers once you reach one month without bashing the bishop

who's the best /brit/ poster

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Reckon I'm going to make the exact same tea I had last night again tonight lads.

>>53537196
me

>>53536984
only wanked once and that was NYD, not counting it and havent wanked since. Been dying, popping random boners all the time and having increasingly sexual dreams

>>53537085
>lived in selly oak
>uni is "diverse"
>town is "diverse"

only thing i've really noticed is groups sorta sticking between themselves and not breaking it. I called out some moslem breh in pepe's piri piri for blazing a joint with me over the weekend and he seemed VERY embarassed to be clocked for smoking le weed by his elders

>>53537139
Are lad moat?

>>53537132
>>53537139
Derek Bird wasn't it?

>>53537056
what's the temp? -13 here

>>53537196
It's you!

>>53537196
Anonymous. He's a cool d00d.

>>53537209
OI BRUV
JUS BUNG IT IN YEAH

>>53537138

What the fuck are you talking about?

>>53537196
Cornwall, Gay Yorkshire, or Sershlad

why does reddit get celebrity AMA's?

>>53537220
>Are lad moat?
wasn't a mass shooting, he only shot three people and raided a chippy

>>53537196
Bucks and Manchester

>>53537261
They all left

>>53537265
it's a very popular website with an innovative voting system that completely blows (You)s out of the water tbqh

>>53537222

Yeah, killed 12 and injured 11

whats the liverpool score

>>53537265
Because everyone here would call them a faggot, homosexual, arse bandit
>>53537293
Cornwall was on earlier today

>>53537186
that stupid shit was always an awful awful gimmick

>>53537265
They did a Tom Hardy AMA once
they deleted all the baneposts

>>53537307
FORT

>>53537317
has he got exams or something

miss him desu

and sershlad
and did Gay Yorkshire ever come back

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>>53537265

I live in Cornwall, who's this Cornwall you lot keep talking about

He that trap lad?

Should i go find him?

>>53537307
the Reddit voting system is literally the worst part of the site

Love how brits on here try to act like they have some supreme banter

No.. its your countrymen that are known for their banter. Not their autistic lonely virgins that have no social skills

If you lot had """"banter"""" you would probably fit in with other people.

>>53537066
So you don't sin m8

>>53537380
upvoted

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>it's a very popular website with an innovative voting system that completely blows (You)s out of the water tbqh

Lads there's a qt from Sunderland browsing RIGHT NOW

which are more attractive on average: english, scottish or irish girls?

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>tipping imaginary fedoras at pretentious twats irl is an amazing idea im going to start doing it

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>>53537265
>>53537335
What a fucking trainwreck. Or a plane crash.

>>53537381
>you would probably fit in with other people
fitting in with other people and 4chan posting aren't mutually exclusive

>>53537375
yeah
he lives in Truro

>>53537408
How do you know? Is it you?

>>53537383
Where in the bible does it say wanking is a sin?

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>>53537320
Poleaboo was loved and respected for a while

>>53537411
irish > english >scottish

Been itching my arsehole and just rubbed my eye with the same finger
What sort of ailments can I expect?

>>53537315
2-2
Neither team can into defending

>>53537434
She posted vocaroos

>>53537356
Cornwall has an exam on Physics Cosmology next monday I think
Sershlad has even left the /brit/ steam group so god knows where he is. Probably full on normie now.
Gay Yorkshire moved out of his house never to return

>>53537050
>>53537014
Fap isn't an American word, bellends. It's internet meme slang

>>53537375
Yeah he's a degenerate autistic tranny with a tiny cock

>>53537383
does the church actually prohibit beating off?

havin a right mare lads

>>53537450
Poo-eye

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>>53536915
fuck Charles, Marry Sersh, Kill turner

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>Been itching my arsehole and just rubbed my eye with the same finger
>What sort of ailments can I expect?

>>53537450

Conjunctivitis

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doing a fap

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>>53537491

>>53536915
Don't know who any of these people are but I'd fuck right, marry left and kill middle

>>53536915
fuck charli, kill sersh, marry sophie

>>53537490
Yes, Lust is a Sin also all sperm are sacred

>tfw I'll never meet a qt femanon

>>53537469
fuck off yank

>>53537568
I've met one, she was gross

The Plane Went Down

With No Survivors

>>53537444
is that the polish girl her masturbated to everyday?

anyone else pre-ordered dragons dogma?

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>>53536915
kill them all
marry gwen

>>53537568
I've heard one, felt like my ear drums were being bounced between two bonobo apes arse cheeks

Good day, lads.
What is the best way to immigrate to Scotland?

>>53537613
It's been out for years lad

Poleaboo has just shat himself.

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>>53537606
no

>>53537648

Plane

is free will a myth?

>>53537613
Yes, unfortunately it unlocks at SIX FUCKING PM
>>53537652
Not on PC

>>53537652
not on PC you bellend

>>53537648
wait for independence and the SNP opening the border to the entire third world

>>53537648
What qualifications or experience do you have?

Need a twink to bounce on my fat hard cock right now.

>>53537679
depends on where you think your will is manifest

>unironically supporting the video gaming industry
lmao

>>53537622
Based gwen

>>53537692
Lmao.

>waiting 5 years for a game just so you can use your keyboard
>pc 'gamers'

>>53537679
No. Will is a very bad man and should remain in jail

Decided to start a blog, so I have “something” to show for my waste of a life.

Woke up today at 10.30am and masturbated while thinking of my former flatmates castrating me and forcing me to be their sissy maid.

Showered an brushed my teeth, noticed one of my flatmates cleaned up the bathroom, its been a while, we do not speak at all so she will never push me to pick do more, although I believe I do my fair share. I listened carefully, waiting for her to leave the hallway before leaving the bathroom and going back to me bedroom.

Breakfast was Weetabix and water.

Shitposted on /sp/ and /r9k/ for a bit, got banned on /sp/ because I posted again about how my copy of Pokemon Omega Ruby has still not arrived in the post. My theory is that it has arrived but it is sitting in the letterbox, living in these flats though, the letterbox is locked, I do not have a key and must wait for my roommate to check it and remove the package. It has been 13 days since I ordered the game.

I was really looking forward to playing the game during my timeoff last week but it looks like this, my final semester, is going to be very busy but regardless of the amount of effort I put in I doubt I will get a good grade, I think I may have failed an exam in January.

My plans today were

to apply to one grad scheme, hopefully I can copy and paste most stuff
Do one item of tutorial work

I accomplished neither of them.

I did watch Birdman today, I thought it was okay, the vague twist style ending was shit. Also today I masturbated again and shaved.

Both my roommates left midday so I had the place to myself, I was able to eat then so I would not have to go to the kitchen when they came back, had a microwaved grilled cheese sandwich.

Need a fat hard cock to bounce my twink arse on right now

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>>53537744
>wait 8 years for a new console

>>53537766
didn't read lol

>>53537613
>preordering a digital game

>>53537744
Mate, the game is pretty terrible on consoles
>constant 20fps which can duck to 5-10fps in big fights
>shit tier res
Whereas on PC it's 120fps and up to 4k res

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7No9PHjsxI

>>53537766
Both my roommates came back at around six, the female bought a friend of her, I think this was the first time in 5 months she ever bought a friend back. I stayed in my room while she was around, her presence though did not offend me as much as when my male roommate brings his friends over, girls giggling is just so much more pleasant to the ears than those assholes ruckus. I did have to resort to using a pissjug again, though I felt no resentment towards them, perhaps because using a pissjug has become normal for me now.

They both went out and returned at ten o’clock, her friend showered here, I think they may be lesbians. This aroused me even though I do not find my female flatmate attractive, she is too chubby for me.

By eleven o’clock, they were in the kitchen talking with my other roommate for some reason, isn’t it a little late to be having a chat? Why did he even come out of his room to talk to them? Why did he care about getting to know our roommates friend who he will likely never see again? They continued their chat for half an hour minutes, there seemed to be some silence but none of them took it a sign to end the conversation and go back to their rooms, they just continued to wait for the next individual to share a shitty story and then laugh like goons.

I am a little annoyed by this as a I was planning on maybe heating up some milk to have with my cookies.

just did a willy

>>53537792
I don't get it??? Games still come out during that time

>>53537218
selly oak is student tier it's not the real world

>>53537613
Poleaboo is thinking of per-ordering Digimon for the PS4

Need to spend that NEETbux on something or they'll cut your bennies

>>53537803
Except your pc can't run that

Shit game irregardless

>>53537717
>tfw want to fuck a twink but only 5.5 inch cock
fuck my life

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>>53537792
>Paying for new hardware more than once every 8 years

>>53537815
Did you piss in her ribena

>>53537830
its like having old car and saying 'but theres still roads!"

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I'm tired of having the desire for sex but not getting it. That's it, I'm cutting my dick off. Does anyone know the most safe way on how to go about doing this?

My female roommates friend stayed over last night, robbing me of my right to brush me teeth before sleeping. Listening in on their conversations last night I finally found out what my female roommates name is.

Had a weird dream, I was watching non existent first season episodes of The Simpsons with my male roommate on his laptop, in my room.

Last night I also took an online autism test, needless to say I “passed” with flying colours, but what now? Do I use my autism as a scapegoat for why everything sucks in my life and I have no power to better my situation? Is that actually the case?

I think the reason some people at uni are so friendly towards me is because my autism is so obvious, they take pity on me, they even treat me like a child sometimes and completely overlook my strangeness.

Woke up after ten, showered, breakfast, opened up my laptop, pokemon has still not arrived.

Went out at 2pm for groceries, notice the letterbox flap was open, made me think it was full and my game had arrived. Went to Asda, bought potatoes coleslaw, toothpaste, frozen pizzas and cereal. My backpack was not large enough to carry everything so I had to carry one of the boxes of cereal in my hand back home. I wasn’t very embarrassed, I did sweat but only a little.

When I got back I couldn’t stop thinking of the possibility that my game had arrived, so I consulted r9k, who advised me to just ask me roommate for the key, I was feeling very brave, must be the thought of guaranteed gains. I went to my roommates room, knocked and asked if I could have the key, after I knocked he told me to come in, I pushed the door and could see his messy room. We went down to check the letterbox together even though he had told me he had already checked this morning, it was empty, I was embarrassed and tried explaining what I was waiting for and why I thought it had arrived, I think I just sounded weird and accusatory.

I want to do a blog too

Woke up freaked out as got scared in my dream and couldn't remember why. Went back to bed.

Got up at around 10, shower

Went to biology, learned about eyeballs

Went home

Went to aldi to buy some grapes, bought purple and green ones

Ate them

Posted on brit

>>53537850
confirmed student bubble, but i do go outside of it occasionally

also got a bag lads, gonna smoke a fatty bong and probably pass out haha

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>>53537876
>implying

seriously want to fuck a cute soft-skinned somewhat chubby wide-hipped effeminate trap with a testosterone deficiency right now 2bh

>look in the mirror
>literal 7/10
>look in my photos
>literal 2/10

lads

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>seriously want to fuck a cute soft-skinned somewhat chubby wide-hipped effeminate trap with a testosterone deficiency right now 2bh

Yearly reminder: The new 'My Love is Underground' Compilation drops in five (5) days.

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>>53537876
>Except your pc can't run that
Except it can since I've got an i7 and 980GTX

Guy literally trying to hook up on the femanon thread

What a loser

>>53537914
Exacly. And old car and roads work fine. Why spend gazillions on a new car. Everyone knows new cars are a retarded investment

Thanks for the analogy

>>53537878
You will probably find twinks care less about cock size than girls. Lots don't want big cocks which is understandable when you consider it's going up his shitter.

>>53537933
I sped back to my room and played some YGOpro for several hours. My female roommate returned and brought her friend from yesterday back with her, they sat in the living room watching television. I needed to urinate again so I went to the pissjug, it was beginning to stink, I felt yesterday I had been too loud so I stuck some tissue paper in their to quieten the sound of the stream hitting the bottle and trickling down, this did not help very much, I suspect they heard me, I am hoping they think it was the pipes or upstairs neighbours.

For entertainment, I am watching Mike Tyson Mysteries, I like Mike Tyson & Jim Rash but English language comedy shows are more about being able to relax. I also watched JoJo today, I used to love anime, but I have not been able to get into anything non shounen for almost a year now.

My female roommates friend stayed over today again, I could not brush my teeth again, she also used the shower, although I am a reformed character, I would have liked to have been able to see how she looked, she had a nice accent, I think it was American.

>>53537919
It's your balls you want to remove

Poleaboo has had a castration fetish for a while

Poleaboo has just received his 5th restraining order

>>53537919

Cutting your dick off won't stop your desire to have sex

It's the bollocks you need sorting

>>53537949
iktfb

>got in mere seconds before it started raining
>it's absolutely lashing it down now

Good fortune came to me because I replied to a meme post on 4chan

>>53537949
reminder how you look in photos is how you look to other people

you're fucked

>>53537949
iktf

>>53537959
>980GTX
Okay grandad

>>53537933
those tests correspond more accurately for social anxiety not autism

>>53537984
Put it on your WordPress

>>53537983
Heard it's the opposite 2bh

>>53537959
>spending 1000 pounds so your pixels look a bit better than my 200 pound console

Fucking hell lad

>>53537919
Make a penis guillotine

pooing is stupid

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Pokemon arrived today, it was sealed, ridiculous that it took 2 whole weeks to arrive, I sold a game recently, dispatched it the following day and it arrived the day after. Not happy about this, I will still leave positive feedback since I got it at a good price and I did receive the item afterall.

The rest of my dad was rather uneventful, I played the game for 4 hours, I did not enjoy it at all, probably because I nuzloked it on emulators over the years, I was also struggling to take in the dialogue due to my autism. My roomates left for a good portion of the day and I had the place to myself, I cleaned my bedroom, the bathroom, reset the router to get around a ban and had dinner.

My male roommate came back with a friend but he did not stay long, their laughing was annoying as usual but I was not afraid to use the toilet today, not sure why.

Manchester City dropped points in the league again, this disappointed me, I don’t know why but I love MCFC, when they do well it makes me happy, I also enjoy posted and reading /epl/ and various other threads of /sp/, it feels like having friends, to be honest though it hasn’t really improved me conversation skills, there are many off topic chats that I do not have anything to contribute to.

My younger sister called me today, asking how to watch downloaded films on the television, I really wish she would learn to do these things by herself, its healthier, develop research skills, I am worried she will become an autist like myself.

Nothing was accomplished today in terms of uni work and grad schemes, I will stay up until 1am watching Football highlights with /sp/, I may also cook myself a frozen pizza.

>>53538028
Fetch me some Werthers Originals grandson, you cheeky bugger you

any of you lads play 'war in the east'? thinking about getting it in the next steam sale

>>53537981

You get better mileage out of new cars and new cars are safer, stupid analogy using cars

>>53537949
Sometimes when I look in the mirror I think I'm a good 6 or 7 out of 10
but other times I think I'm a -2/10

>>53537942
>dual 970
>still only 3.5GB VRAM
You only really need one 970 for anything at the moment. 4K is currently only good for having more working space.

>>53538107
nice slippery slope

>>53537983
well I'm bi, but I found lots of girls don't care about cock size as long as its average and has decent girth, at least the level-headed ones. i've only had a few gay encounters, and no one complained about each others cock size, more people care about your hygiene and performance rather.

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>>53537949
IKTFTW

(i know that feel too well)

>>53538082
Don't get why people talk shit about Werthers Originals
I think they're nice and I'll pick up one of the tubes every now and then

>>53538113
this

>>53537942
>4chan file name

Lmao this is basic stuff

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>are you going to get your cock out or what?

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>>53537942
almost a snap desu

Can I get a (you) please? Not having the best day

>>53538137

Go to sleep you autistic cunt,im actually concerned for you

>>53538123
I only have them because my 760s broke and EVGA sent me 970s as a replacement

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>>53538149
>I'm bi

>>53538075
>bottle full of piss

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Blue moon
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

>>53538075
epic blog
upvoted, shared and subscribed

Is Poleaboo really a paki?

>>53538047
>buying a dvd player when you have perfectly good cassettes
embarrassing

Having kids seems like a nightmare.

>>53538178
4 chan x randoms filenames

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>>53537942
>970
>>53538166
Werthers Originals are really nice. I always get a big bag of them

>>53538183
Get yours out first, I need to see how big it is

>>53538213
It's fucking nothing

Before I moved back home, I had over 15 litres spread over 20 bottles (Small Lucozade and 2 litre Pepsi)

cant get to steam lads

can anyone else or is it just my shite internet

>>53538244
Does a dvd player cost 1000 quid and need upgraded in a few years anyway?

>pretend i'm a baller forex trader to my friends
>got seen going in to the job centre earlier today

I. AM. FUCKED LADs

>>53538281
That's disgusting why don't you use a fucking toilet?

>>53538288
going to feel like a right tit if this is dormers

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>>53538190
>i7
>970
You're an idiot. I will get the same frames as you in everything, because there is no tangible benefit of having an i7 over an i5 in gaming

>>53538190
>2 SSDs and HDD

is that really necessary

>>53538183
>I-I'm sorry I-I've never d-done anything l-l-like this before

>>53538288
It's working for me la

>>53538307
haha loser

The lecturer took 5 very long minutes to get the lecture started, I felt very anxious, everyone else was talking to their friends, I was just staring at the first powerpoint slide and fiddling with my pen. Soon after another individual entered the room and decided to be seated on my row, he is the closest thing I have to a “friend”, he often speaks to me, sits next to me, invited me to his birthday party on facebook once and sometimes even asks me what I am doing after the lecture and if I would like to participate in activities with him. However the conversation does not flow well, I prefer to keep my distance from him as it is painful never knowing what to say, I will enter lectures earlier in the future to avoid him. I don’t even know why he bothers with me, he is a total Chad, over 6.5 feet tall, on the university basketball team, /fit/, wealthy, decent looking since he has a decent looking gf and has diverse interests, he watches a lot of /tv/ type shows, his coverage is better than mine. During the lecture he made comments in response to things the lecturer said or did, things such as “Jesus Christ”, he found her actions amusing, I was not sure how to contribute or what response he was looking for so I just weakly smiled and turned my head less than 45 degrees in his direction. I do think he is a great guy, very friendly and I would like to be able to call him my friend but I do not want to take part in any activities that friends would do together, it is easier and more comfortable for the most part to be alone.

The lecture seemed very straight forward and short, although I find it hard to concentrate when I am concious of the person sitting next to me, be it someone who speak to me or a pretty girl who came in late and was forced to sit next to me, I swallow my spit and make weird noises with my mouth a lot, a sign of autism I am led to believe.

>>53538317
It's not that easy

>>53538217

Came very close to hanging myself once but i ended up blacking out after drinking too much and doing too many drugs for the confidence

woke up the next day realising how fucking stupid i was

>>53538307
>baller

What does baller mean?

>>53538288
working for me

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>>53538075
you know the 3DS is hackable now?
Playing JPN Rhythm Tengoky right now

>>53538149
This. I'm bi as well with a completely average willy and nobody has ever complained, male or female.

The 'everyone cares massively about willy size' meme is a bit stale now desu.

>>53538372
On my way out I noticed this hideous beta orbiter standing around and talking to this girl I liked AGAIN, both are on my course, I know they were not sitting next to each other in the lecture hall, so he must have sniffed her out, I hate how he has forced himself on her, she is a queen, giving filth like him the gift of her presence and the glory of being able to speak to speak to her is a travesty, she is an 8 and he is a 2, the only positive is that it shows how kind she is. That explains why she will respond to him him but it boggles the mind though how confident he is, did he think he had a shot with her? Here is a description of her, she dresses like a chav, on facebook she speaks like a chav but she is pretty and wealthy, that is what sets her apart from the council estate scum.

Polish
noticeable accent
small hoop earings
2 in one ear, only 1 in the other
“snakebite” eyebrow piercing on the side of her face with 2 earings
looks good, they are colourful
nice smooth skin and facial features are all non offensive
super skinny
dresses and eats like a chav but its kinda sexy when a pretty girl does it
wears acid washed skinny blue jeans
ankle high brown fur trimmed boots
small Bench coat with fur trim around the hood
white hoodie underneath
keeps her hair in a messy bun

I can see her facebook profile due to her security settings, she has a bf, he has a six pack, graduated a year before her and does MMA. I can’t compete with that, it makes me wonder what sort of girl I do deserve. I hope I don’t have to settle for a fatty, I would rather die a virgin.

>>53538196
feel hugged irl tbqh

gonna do some bong now and sleep, will make sure to post b4 i drop off so you don't get too concerned

>>53538372
>It's not that easy

Explain

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>>53538307
>>pretend i'm a baller forex trader to my friends

>>53538307
say you were thinking about investing in
it

>>53538329
whatever you say senpai
>60hz screen

>>53538330
no
impulse purchase on the 480gb one desu

>>53538183
>started from her legs
>up up up, not bad not bad
>face
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Got the chance to lose my virginity to this girl from work

She's 29 and I'm 22, should I?

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>I own a 3DS

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>gonna do some bong now and sleep, will make sure to post b4 i drop off so you don't get too concerned

Last night as I was watching the highlights show, I went to prepare myself a frozen pizza, as I was collecting the pie, my roommate came out his room and into the kitchen, for the purpose of interacting with me, or so I assume.

Normally this would throw me but considering our exchange the previous day, this was expected, he would open asking about the game and I would respond with the opening paragraph of yesterdays blog. Things did get worse from that point but I am glad the conversation kept on moving, I gave my opinion on the game, I hated it, the reasons I hated it, vidya in general and his job search. As usual I felt rushed, I could not think clearly or fast enough to give quality responses or show my true power level but I am fairly proud of what I accomplished. Another issue I have though is that I always wear the same clothes while relaxing at home, I hope that doesn’t give him a bad impression of myself. I really hope I can become friends with this guy, I don’t meet a lot of people, this is the first time in ever that I have met someone who even likes anime.

Woke up at 11am today, have uni tomorrow, only one lecture and it is in the middle of the day, I will likely just play some more pokemon today even though I am not crazy about it, this thought proved be correct as I spent around 9 hours playing the game today while watching a couple of films in the background.

Watching Gone Girl, I wondered what I would have to do to get a gf if even Chad was willing to eat her out, then I thought about what I would even do with one, the social interaction would not be for me, I really am more comfortable being alone, I need to fix this problem before I can chase the notion of a gf or even friends.

>>53538431
Anxiety, people are around and your brain just won't allow you to leave the room

Yes, I'd love to be able to use the toilet at will but I can't

>>53538453
I've used a 144hz monitor and it's nice, but 60 is just fine

>>53538485
bought a 3ds purely for zelda

>>53538425

Good, rest up lad.

We'll still be here when you're fresh again.

>>53538075
Pakiboo pls

>>53538485
it's not nice to make fun of people for doing something they enjoy

I don't know much about karl popper

>>53538516
same

>>53538511
>but 60 is just fine
t. Povvo cunt.

My male roommate had friends come over at around 2pm, they stayed and played some form of tabletop rpg for near 9 hours, I did not eat anything today other than breakfast. This was reason enough to make me upset but what further agitated me was the sound of their chatter and laughter, I know some of that laughter was directed towards me, I was brave enough to use the toilet again today but when I returned to my room I heard references to me and a joke involving taking me to the “pokecentre”, I hate the guy who made that joke, I heard him make another joke once before, I sort of confronted him the first time, his eyes welled up with fear, he is certainly a beta.

Also had a realisation about my roommate, just like the girl from last year, he is only nice to me because he has to be, he is scum just like the rest of them, why can he not go to one of his friends houses to play these games for once?

Still though I wish they would invite me to play, I even watched Spoony do a few reviews and commentaries on D&D, not exactly to prepare, but maybe understand them better. Ran through a few scenarios in my head, where I would need to go into the living room for some reason, I would take a peak at one of their character sheets and then drop a comment, they will be intrigued or impressed and invite me to join.

Another little confession, I am thinking of buying a starter set or book and when I go home, telling my mother that it was a gift from my roommate, that we had fun playing together ever, maybe then whip up a game with my brother, younger sisters and cousin if he visits during the holidays. Sometimes if I keep repeating lies, I start to believe them because everyone around me believes them.

>>53538485
Poleaboo is waiting for his solicitor to return his

>>53538482
stop posting this and shag her you sad virgin

>>53538511
should've gone to specsavers

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>>53538330
I've got 2 in RAID 0 pal

>>53538516
>>53538524
I'm just taking the piss I'd like to get a 3DS myself
Are there emulators for it?

>>53538510
fuck off you spastic no one cares

>>53538524

What if they enjoy taking the piss out of things people enjoy?

Yesterday night my roommate had some friends over again, it was just as agitating as usual, only differences are when I went to use the toilet, one of his friends looked back in my direction as I was leaving, it felt like a judgemental glance, I am not sure if I will go back to pissjugs or if the anger I feel now will fuel me to act like an obnoxious normie in order to gain some form of vengeance on those table top playing cunts , probably the former.

On the academic front, things are slightly off the wrong side of decent, my grades in the first semester we 2 B grades and 2 D grades, for a 2:1 degree, I need 4 B grades, 2 C grades and 2 D grades. I was initially relieved that I did not fail any of the modules but soon after me attention was focused on the second D grade, it was in a topic I was feeling very confident in, I thought I was going to receive a B grade, I have no idea how I messed up so badly, I had studied significantly more for the subjects I performed poorly in than those I performed well, disheartening to know my effort was not rewarded. Overall though I am feeling optimistic, as was pointed out to me on /sp/, my fate is in my own hands, getting 2 B grades and 2 C grades, or better, in the next semester is not a gargantuan task and from what I have seen of this semesters modules they all seem very approachable.

I am understanding the topics taught and completing the tutorial work on schedule, one piece every weekday. There is however one exception, there is a module in which the tutorial sessions involve forming groups and taking part in discussions, the groups are not formed by the tutor, this is just something I cannot do and will not be attending those tutorials, the first of which I am skipping today. Towards the end of the semester the attendance should dwindle, I might make a appearance at that point, I will need to attend at least one session as the tutorial work is very similar to what will be asked of us in the exam, analysing a case study.

>>53538580
ironically I get my contact lenses from there lmao

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>>53538574
>stop posting this and shag her you sad virgin

>>53538499
Did you make all these after I mentioned it?

>>53538194
Cheer up bud.

>>53538621
hmm

>>53538582
Enjoy your AIDS

>>53538572
solicitor wanting to play a bit of pokemon?

At university today I had several fantasies of myself finding some way to stand out and be acknowledged by my peers, most involve me getting into an altercation and beating up the other party, because its okay to be quiet “loner” (hate using that word) if you are a tough guy or a psycho, makes it seem like its by choice or at least no one will pity you, they may still look at you with disgust but it will be the way peasants look at the decadence of their king, not the downward glance of the normies upon the virgins and NEETs.

The “friend” I have sat behind me in the lecture hall as I had gotten in before him by a wide enough margin, he asked me my grades, I lied and said BBCD, he gave me his, ABDD, he is in the same position as I am, told me one girl failed a module and he thinks many others have done so too. In another lecture later in the day, I sat behind the Polish girl I like and her orbiter, the orbiter annoyed me greatly, I honestly say some of my self in his behaviour but at least I am self aware. I got to listen to the Polish girl talk which was nice, she pronounced “ah” in the middle of words as “ayy”, I thought it was cute.

>twf I can't remember how she spoke anymore

>>53538598
You will care one day, you'll be bragging about how you spoke to me

having some hot cross buns

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the cork slag pictures story is hilarious

goldmine for new pics as well

>people actually care about framerate

Lmao, worth paying 500,% of a console to get some better shadows? Fucking lol

>>53538637
if this is who I think it is im going to laugh from deep in my belly

>>53538637

How much you pay for yours?

I pay 20 quid every three months, not sure if it's a good deal

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>ctrl + f
>you)
>1 of 3
>all people typing (you)

>>53538482
Big norks.

>>53538482
do it

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>Did you make all these after I mentioned it?

>>53538714
pretty sure if built a PC for the same price as a console it'd likely still have better performance

Nothing happened today, nothing was felt, woke up very early to attend my sole lecture of the day, I did not speak to anyone, no one spoke to me, I say by myself and went home 1 and a half hours later.

Doing tutorial work right now and looking forward to streaming a football match and watching highlights tonight. I only got into football around 3 years ago, towards the end of my gambling problem (I ended in the red by £500 after initially being up by £200, Martingale and low risk, low reward gambles blew up in my face). Gambling seemed like easy money but I probably did it for the excitement, there was nothing I wanted to purchase, there is still not physical item that I am lusting after. The team that I “support” is the team that set of the chain of events leading to my first flurry of losses.

Only been eating 2 meals a day for a short while now, I think it might be depression or anxiety that I have lost my appetite. I am not looking forward to the end of my current lifestyle.


>>53538679
I need him to pick it up from the cop shop but I'm on legal aid so not a priority apparently and he has court appearances to make during opening hours so hasn't been able to find a spare hour in the last 3 weeks

>>53538717
probably not

Jack?

>>53538731
£13 a month, and I get like aftercare and all sorts

>>53538785
yeah, Ben?

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Why's he so based lads?

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What do people mean by 'standing on tiptoes' ?

do they mean the ball of the foot?

if i stood with my toes they'd fucking break

My tutorial class has 13 girls, decent looking, I would rape half of them given the chance, and 1 guy other than myself, that beta orbiter I mentioned earlier. I think all the guys immigrated to different groups, rules are somewhat loose. I just kept to myself, set apart from everyone else and looked over my answers, got some stuff wring, other stuff was a bit confusing but I have got the hang of it all now.

Went home, I’m not really into music, tried listening to a few songs that I do like, I am fan a of Eurovision, I genuinely like the music, I think its all fun and upbeat, I was listening to my favourite song from last years competition, Poland’s entry, soon I remembered why I stopped listening to it, it reminds me of my former roommate, makes me feel all depressed with that sinking feeling in my stomach, I think of the missed opportunities, what I should have done differently and that its all behind me, I will never get a redo. It feels as if that was the peak of my existence, I was on work placement and living with a pretty girl, its all downhill from here, I will never have a job again and I will never be that close to a pretty girl again.

I feel sorry for myself even though I keep reminding myself “I am the bad guy”, I have seen television shows and films, I am that creepy obsessive guy the heroine has to get a restraining order against, it’s wonderful being able to look at myself, how pathetic, detached from reality and dangerous I am and seem, it helps me to understand why I am wrong to feel the way I do but it doesn’t help to make those feelings go away. A while ago I thought of hiring a skywriter but then I realised that was exactly what a stalker would do. For a few minutes I wonder if if she knew how I felt, if she could read everything I have every typed about her, would she understand my feelings? Then I step back and realise how delusional I am and fluctuate between being upset and angry.

>>53538808
alri

>>53538775
No. You think you can build any computer that would run witcher 3 for example better than the console?

Fuck me like, pc delusion at its finest

>>53538667
Thanks lad

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>>53538732
aaa(You)

Isn't it interesting how you can accurately tell someones personality and what they're like just by one look of their face

>>53538696
is this in reference to 4chan
>>53538815
C H E B S
>>53538812
what is this
are you stupid

>>53538401
same, I used to be quite self-conscious of my cock being under 6 inches as an adolescent, and looking back it was fucking petty. like, there's not much I can improve myself in that region, and I was already quite skinny. it's really life-affirming when being told that you've satisfied your partner, and i've gotten compliment from both guys and girls for the sex we had. feels fucking great man.

>>53538812
>skipping toes day at the gym

s m h

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>>53538815
Amazing

Doing an alcohol desu

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I love anime

not...

>>53538812
ngl lad I really do think you are stupid

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Just got back from watching the new Will Ferrel film.

It's genuinely cuckold: the motion picture. To top it off there's a black guy who makes fun of Wills character for being pathetic and white as well as having a little white dick.

I own a gaming PC because I require a good one for work purposes anyway so it makes sense

>>53538812
it literally means standing on your toes
like you move the rest of your foot except the toes of the groound

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do you think i could pass as a girl?

>>53538865
You can't easily though, if you saw their face is isolation.

Loads of other things help you make up a first impression

>expression
>hair cut
>make-up or jewellery (girls)
>clothes

>>53538953
SWIGGITY SWOOTY LOOK AT DAT BOOTY

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>I own a gaming PC because I require a good one for work purposes anyway so it makes sense

>>53538843
Wanna go down the crown tomorrow and have a few pints?

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>>53538945
Built one with my inheritance money 2bh