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Essential ostrich egg edition

http://strawpoll.me/6524647/
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>>53533964
Waitrose is GOAT
inb4 billionaires out
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I want off this wild ride
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I want to use tinder purely out of curiosity of who I'd match up with.
But I'm scared my gf might see my account and dump me.
Then again...what the fuck would SHE be doing with a tinder account
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which of her tight pink holes would you fuck cara in first given free choice?
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>>53533964
fuck off billionaire
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really want an English Bf that i can dominate not a poof i swear
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>>53534113
ear
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>people are actually picking aldi
it's best supermarket not cheapest
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>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Economic""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" migrants
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>>53533964
>£2.49 for bacon
Fuck off. No bacon is that good. I'll stick to Tesco rashers
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The world is divided by two factions fighting each other.

One is ruled by Idris Elba. Other is ruled by Sol Campbell.

Which one would you join?
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>>53534135
angus
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kpop desu lads
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lads why do all willies have those white spots at the bottom
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Thanks whoever gave me the idea. If she's not a Simpsons fan she can sod off anyway tbqh
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>london
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>>53534177
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>>53534011
Hate getting halfway through films because you never know if it might improve

Never usually does
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Why do old people do that lip smacking mouth noise thing?
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At least no one voted Sainsburys
Absolute shithole.
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mfw missed the toilet and pissed on the floor at this liquor store because m8 I know works here and now has to clean up my piss
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>>53534167
'no'
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>>53534177
t. Sad Lonely Cunt
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>>53534039

>I have a thing where I forget to breathe when I'm in public

You have no idea how happy i am to know i am not the only one

I used to really freak out and panic but i'm better at controlling it now, no idea what the fuck is going on with that is there a name for it?
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>>53534217
>missed the toilet
Because you couldn't see it, you fat fuck?
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>aldi
povvo cunts
>asda
children
>coop
posh village cunts
>iceland
broken homes
>lidl
povvo cunts and immigrants
>marks
billionaire tory twats
>morrisons
radical islamists
>sainsburys
octogenarian cunts
>tesco
pakis
>waitrose
quadrillionaire royal family cunts
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asked the gf to come round but she said she's with her other bf tonight
hmmm
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>>53534240
i think it's called being retarded
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>>53534213
WE WUZ YOUNGINZ N' SHIT *lips smack*
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>>53534011
>Not being able to enjoy dubbed Jackie
I love that he did all his own dubbing instead of having a random American do his voice.
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>>53534244
no, because I wanted to piss on the floor

also shagged your mom last night
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>>53534213
Probably something to do with their dentures.
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>>53534204
>>53534142
I literally can't explain it, I'll just be walking and then find myself completely out of breath
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>>53534177
Please post Binnie or whatever her name is. I don't care if she's a meme.
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>>53534197
Fucking get in lad, was really chuffed when I thought of that
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>>53534247
Where do you shop?
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>>53534247
>quadrillionaire royal family cunts
Povvos OUT
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>>53534301
alright m8 don't break your arm jerking yourself off
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>>53534158
idris every time

>>53534188
soem of the cum that gets stuck in the tube does not come out the japs eye but instead is saturated into the penal walls, after 20,000 years of filtration through the penisedentary layers it coagulates at the base of the shaft in those little spots that contain a fluid that is analogous to mineral water, if cum is the rainwater

#QED
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>>53534293
I think that's just being fat lad.
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>>53534287
Should have done a poo
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>>>53532778
Lads

Germany have *LITERALLY* stuck the muzzie moon symbol on their flag

This is next-level cuckery
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>>53534273

It is retarded, i don't remember how it started.

It's shit and i hate it
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>>53534299
binnie is shit
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Macaroni cheese and red sauce
Comfy tea
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>>53534311
i grow my own crops and livestock like any respectable human being
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>Spurs title odds 12-1
Never thought I'd see the day
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>he's got the heating on

billionaires out
lend me a tenner before you go though
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>>53534240
Yeah it's not a problem since I'm aware of it now, but it is rather odd

Got no idea what it is called, would feel a proper twat talking to my doctor about it
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>>53534247
>implying you weren't the kid who brought his p.e. kit to school in an aldi bag
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tlQTmEeJw6
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>>53534247
>marks
>billionaire

kek mate most of the stuff in my local m&s food is 50-80% off, better deals than fucking morrisons
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>>53534247
But I like Morrisons

Btw Waitrose isn't that expensive.
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on my 3rd book of 2016
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>>53534359
>this will be spurs beat premier league reason
>they will still finish below arsenal
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>>53534339
I'm skinny but in decent athletic shape lad
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>>53534352
>growing livestock
G-dless cunts OUT
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>>53534376
space pencils la'
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>>53534301
Wew, it worked too
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>>53534244
https://clyp.it/2qebvrqo
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>>53534347
All I've seen of her is one swf on /f/ that I can't find and I remember her being pretty magical.
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>>53534412
>can't breathe outside
No, you're not lad.
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>>53534436
Say yes, fool her into thinking you're a real casanova
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>>53534436
Ask if you can steam her ham
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>on my 3rd book of 2016
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>>53534444
So is your last gym membership
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What episode of The Office should I watch
Talking about the yank one not that shitty British remake with johnny vegas
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What shoe size is everybody here haha
>>53534444
literal tyrone lol
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>>53534436

Tell her about your beyblade collection and how you want to let it rip in her arsehole lad
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>>53534436
Just ask her "has it worked now?"
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post the waifus lads
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>>53534436
>localised
wat
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>>53534436
say you're hungry for steamed clams
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>>53534460
I can run fine and everything, its a mental thing 100%
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>>53534508
10
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Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock at weekends you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.
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>>53534528
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haha lmao why is birmingham so fucking dodgy
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>>53534517
Audible kek
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>>53534087
bill gates please go
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>>53534376
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>>53534376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0va9wGYFfws
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>>53534444
DaQuorn Jamalicus?
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Windy out
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>>53534540
Get that checked lad.
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>>53534436
Steam her clam
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First events session in a few months tomorrow lads.
Going to do farmers, yoke and stones.
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>>53534496
okay thas pretty good
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>>53534528
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>>53534500
Fuck off
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>>53534574
Islam
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>>53534612
No it is far too embarassing
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>>53534528
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>>53534436
Lad if this works I'll film me rattling her for you
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>>53534436
>let me know if it worked on you and I'll give you an answer
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tasty
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>>53534508
13.
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If you don't shop at waitrose then don't even bother to to talk to me fucking scum
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>>53534528
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>>53534528
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do you like cute boys?
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>>53534574
few dodgy geezas about aint there m8
watch yourself
pray i dont catch you
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>>53534606
Fucking kek
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>>53534653
BETABOY
I
T
C
H
B
O
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>>53534653
MAKE THE STEAMED CLAMS REFERENCE
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Daily reminder that my waifu > your waifu
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How do I get a gf like this?
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>>53534444
slim jesus?
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>>53534508
4
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>>53534653
It'll work.
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>Style: Tomorrow
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>>53534574
Birmingham is great
Top 3 UK city
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>>53534653
drop the fucking smileys you cunt
makes you look incredibly beta
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>>53534618
What the fuck are you on about?
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HELP IT'S GOING OFF THE RAILS
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>>53534718
Go to Satan's Hollow in Manchester
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downloaded tinder today and got my first match t.bh lads, don't really know what to say
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>>53534675
stick your cock in it lad
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>>53534712
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>>53534645

Anxiety + not eating enough

t. went to the doctor
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>>53534603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LZuJf2rcoa
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>>53534718
get a gf with big boobs and buy her lingerie
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"Top o' de marning to ya! My name is Martin O'Hare and I'm an American, but feel more Irish than American (I'm 1/2 Irish). I came by here to visit my family's roots, I don't suppose you know where the little unknown village of Dublin is, do you? Maybe you know my relatives out here! I don't think O'hare is that common out here. Pretty disappointed by the culture so far, no leprechauns to be seen! Where's your inner green?

Also I'm thirsty as hell, where's the nearest bar, because I want to try one of those Irish Car Bombs you keep talking about!"

What do?
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>>53534752
S T E A M E D

C L A M S
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>>53534759
'Going to the paki shop, you want anything?'
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Fuck this lads, honestly, my gf's told me to watch dinner while she's in the shower and it's like baked eggs or some Nigella shit I don't fucking know what's going on
I am well out of my depth here
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>>53534752
why didnt you just say you were going to steam her hams you fucking melt
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>>53534744
I'm going to be doing a strongman events training session tomorrow, which I have not done for a few months.
The events I will be training include the yoke walk, farmer's walk and atlas stones
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>>53534752
YA BLEW IT
YA HAD IT ALL AND YA BLEW IT

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY YOU WERE HUNGRY FOR STEAMED CLAMS
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>>53534752
She's testing you, you muppet. Quick, come up with something witty
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How does the matching system work on tinder? Never used it before
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>>53534752
"let me finish the job in person then"
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>>53534752
Wow Aurora, try not to Boremealis.

>>53534798
HAMS you fucking idiot. Steamed HAMS.
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>>53534736
Nah maybe it's top 3 in terms of population but it's dodgy as fuck lmao
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>>53534528
gf on the right
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>>53534752
>I'm a social retard; This wasn't easy for me.
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>>53534752
its fine lad, shes clearly interested. just being playful about it

just ask her to go out for a drink with you so you can win her over in time
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>>53534816
Oh nice m8, are you proper hench then?

Isn't there a high risk of injuring yourself in these events?
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>>53534836
you swipe right constantly and occasionally ugly girls will pop up on your screen
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>>53534836
It matches a boy and a girl
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>>53534802
Turn the oven up and burn it lad

Burn it all
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>>53534798
>>53534823
>clams

fucking mugs
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>>53534836

If you both swipe that you're interested you get to chat to them and make yourself look like a spaz
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>>53534675
> HSBC
Good choice, lad
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>>53534752
say something like 'fair enough, it can wait til we've had a drink/got to know each other'
got to make her feel like she isn't a slag
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>>53534853
eyebrows
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>>53534836
You swipe right if you like them. If they like you back they swipe right on you. Then you can talk.
>>53534884
Funny joke
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liverpool is genuinely one of the best cities in the UK right now
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>>53534836
You set you age range and distance range then you get girls pop up, swipe right for yes swipe left for no. If you both swipe right you get a window to chat in
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OVER 30 CORK GIRLS PICTURES ON PORN SITE - Following on from our story from earlier, we have been contacted by numerous young Cork girls whose Facebook photos have been harvested and shared on a porn website. Some of the photos taken were from when the girls were under 16. This evening, up to 30 further pictures of underage Cork females were uncovered on the website. We'll speak to some of the girls and have the full story tomorrow from 9am. [email protected]
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bane lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01MgqcEMgqm
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>>53534752
Just tell her "You are a little bit won over though". Tell that bitch how she feels. And cut back on the fucking emoticons.
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>>53534890
Oh, doesn't sound like my kinda thing desu
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>>53534967

Here we go
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>>53534967
>clams

FUCKED IT
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>>53534884
>you are out of likes for today please wait 12:00:00
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>>53534967
fucked it
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>Halo 5s servers are down
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>>53534967
mate
you've fucked it
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>>53534967
you ruined it
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>>53534967
>clams
YOU
FUCKING
BLEW
IT

STEAMED HAMS YOU CUNT. HAMBURGERS. STEAMED HAMS. I hope she calls out on it, you fucking faggot. That's what you get for listening to the fucking leaf.
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>>53534893
They've been in there maybe 20 minutes on 180
Mate there might be sausages under them eggs honestly this is getting away from me something rapid
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>>53534967
now you blew it

+1 for banter
-1 for your virignity
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>>53533964
Where's Harrots?
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nowt wrong with clams or hams you rubes
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>>53534877
>Oh nice m8, are you proper hench then?
like 16 and a half stone at 6'3
The only bit of me I'd say looks properly big are my traps and neck
>Isn't there a high risk of injuring yourself in these events?
Stones are pretty dangerous (you have to bend your arms so there's a risk of bicep tears etc) but farmers and yoke are pretty safe because you can just drop them if you feel something go. The really dangerous events aren't done unless you're a genuinely good strongman
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taking a really nice shit
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>>53535039

What is Harrots?
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>>53535015
Alri Dormers
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>>53534910
her eyebrows are cute
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>>53535015
343 killed the franchise lad, accept it.
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>>53535063
the quote is steamed hams you fucking cretin, not clams

that's why he brings out burgers, not FUCKING CLAMS
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igor is literally browsing this thread as we speak
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>>53534967
>Actually listening to the spergs on here
Before she has chance to reply to that pure autism say something else. Ask her where she's from or something
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burned my corn dog lads
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>>53534772
I refuse to believe that hunger can have an effect

Anxiety probably does come into it
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what is this steamed clams steamed hams shite

is this a reference or something
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>>53535087
Harrots in Knightsbridge.
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aware me on 'steamed clams' lads
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kwak tori desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrjCF_wDu4
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>tfw it's been 3 (three) hours and she still hasn't replied to your incredibly funny and witty tinder opening line
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>>53535151

What's a corn dog?

How do you make them?
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Just bought some stuff from a yank on reddit
best part is that when I get my tracking number, I'll do a paypal refund wahey
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>>53534967
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>>53534970
try grindr then
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>>53535110
>>53535161
>>53535170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4lnZr022M8
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>>53534957
Post them
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>>53535169
87-135 Brompton Rd, SW1X 7XL
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>>53535141
>>53535141
imagine being such a pleb that "the football" was the main thing about your life and who you are
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>>53533964
Best Supermarket is 'Booths' it's like Waitrose, but up North, better and there are less of them.

I've only been a few times, but it BTFOs everywhere else. Voted Waitrose though; best nationwide chain.
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>>53535110
am I being trolled? both are said in the bit
he burns the steamed clams so has to replace them with krusty burgers
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>>53534962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tv3ZJ2YjkX

>>53535093
Hello friendly gay yorkshireman

>>53535101
Yeah especially with that 3 million dollar tournament coming up.

Halo 5 is killing it FaM and i'm on the best players in the UK.
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>>53535156
when i have bad anxiety i have zero appetite and not eating makes me feel like complete shit anyway because I'm getting no nutrients but I just feel sick if I eat anything
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>>53534039

fuck off tim
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>>53535194
Hot dog in pancake batter, on a stick
Eaten with ketchup and mustard
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>>53535219
Why isn't it listed on strawpoll?
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HEY GUYS FINISH OF MY SENTENCE

"IF I LIKE BROWSING THE BOARD /INT/, I WOULD ALSO ENJOY THESE BOARDS:..."
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>>53535161
how do you not know about steamed hams
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>>53534970
there is a homo setting but I don't know how many poofters use it
I banged a bi girl off it and she said it was almost impossible to find girls on there so I'd assume it's the same
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>>53535282
/sp/
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how did a manlet immigrant jew like henry kissinger become so powerful
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fucking hell lads, this bird is so peng

anyone know who she is?

https://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY?t=277
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>>53535100
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Wew that was a good dinner

>boil some new potatoes
>flash fry with capers, spring onions, lemon zest and flaked smoked salmon
>top with fresh dill & 2 poached eggs
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She unmatched me, the first fucking girl who I matched with in two fucking weeks...

kms. thanks a lot...
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>>53535282
/pol/
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>>53535270
harrods is not a supermarket
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>>53535234
You should probably get off them before they suffocate :^)
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>>53535316
alri
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>>53535282
/sp/
they both specialise in international banter and don't have much sperging relative to the rest of 4chan
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>>53535213
>posting yankshite
FOY
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>>53535234
>gay
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>>53535355
autism
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>>53535244
they call me tim

thats not my name

>>53535238
never experienced it like that
My diets always been decent at worst, though I do eat a bit less then other people
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>>53535329
What is it?
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>>53535350
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>>53535282
/u/
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>>53535300
fetty wap
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>>53535156

I started eating more and it lessened, now when i don't eat it i get fucked up

Perhaps it's just in my head but it helped

Go see a doctor and talk about anxiety, they are there to help and they really don't judge you for it
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>>53535350
>don't have much sperging relative to the rest of 4chan
>what is le UTV man
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>>53535350
this
only browse /int/ and /sp/
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>>53535388
department store
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>no reply from the tinder guy

kek

KEK
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>>53535321
What did you expect when you took the advice of virgins on a Laotian crunk website to bombard her with Simpsons memes?
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>>53535390
>4 seconds, 4 posts

fuck they must be short on memes
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>>53535406
dont b cheeky
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WHAT THE FUCK

WHERE ARE YOU
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>>53535254
cornmeal batter*
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How many pairs of shoes is it normal to own?
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>>53535460
nice unedited picture mate
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>>53535460
EPICCCCCCCCCCCC MAN XDDDDDDD
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>>53535460
You could at least try to match the fonts you nonce
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>>53535390
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>53535410
I've had treatment for social anxiety and I'm alri now

This however is far too retarded for me to talk about
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>>53535423
an isolated incident
I just mean the general vibe is more pleasant than places like /tv/, /v/ etc
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>>53535460
font is too bold Tbh

try harder
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>>53535493
>>53535501
>>53535507
Fuck off I couldn't find one close enough
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>>53535300
Glad you asked us pal, because we here at /brit/ are specialists with random slags in rap videos
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Christ the dentist is expensive: £66 for check-up and £67 for hygienist
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>>53535464

One nice pair of shoes, one pair of something comfortable and one pair for vanity
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what is nip moot doing?
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>>53535423
>relative to the rest of 4chan
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>>53535563
shame the only random slags we're experts in are your mum and sister
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>>53535423
>>53535423
unironically have skrtelpower as a friend on facebook, his names jack and i sold him weed once too
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>>53535460
>not the same font
>image name style has changed
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done tryin
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Parents don't have house or contents insurance haha what madmen haha we live on a floodplain haha
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>>53535300
Boat Girls:
Melissa Soria
Suzanne Quast
Julia Misaki
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>>53535591
>going to the dentist
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>>53535493
>>53535501
>>53535507
>>53535552
He wanted to get caught. It was his master plan to crash the (You) market
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>>53535517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq
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yeah i give up
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>>53535610
>F-

Fuck off yank
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>>53535603

You get connection error aswell?
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>>53535460
Use the Chalet New York 1980 font la
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>>53535623
Haven't been in like 4 years la, my teeth are really good, but i feel like I should go 2bh.
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>>53535609
dormers confirmed for top shotta
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Anime desu
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>>53535216

http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=170753
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>>53535680
yep
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>>53535664
and people say /sp/ isn't autistic as fuck
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>>53535665
foyn
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>>53535300
That lad has terrible flow
meme rap is universally awful
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>>53535620
how the fuck did you know that

suck my dick >>53535563
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sometimes I like to fill my mouth with yogurt and pretend I'm a cumslut
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>>53535591

£19 for an NHS checkup lad
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>yanks suddenly wake up

just
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>I don't listen to Jap Rap
Sort yourselves out lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2ABfme1x4
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>>53535759
Why just pretend?
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>>53535765
Nowhere near me is NHS lad

#JustSurreyThings
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>>53535759
bit lewd
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>>53535603
plotting his vengeance for the bombs I bet
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>be American
>need the hospital
>can't afford the $2000 for the ambulance ride
>die
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>>53535737
>go on youtube
>click "expand" on the description
>credits are literally there

i hope i'm not being memed and that you have a nice wank lad xx
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Gonna make a cup of tea and get into bed, it's fucking cold and i refuse to put the heating on
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>>53535300

This is a piss take right, it's a parody I assume? Like "let's take the mick out of all that shite rap music with the dumbest fucking song and video we can think of".
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>>53535446
What's the difference?
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>>53535842
Bad sleep hygiene
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>>53535759
*shoots a massive load of cum in your face*
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Want to dress up as a cute girl and have a guy fuck me raw. Is this normal?
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>Hmm, another glorious day in glorious U S of A. What to do, what to do... I know! I'll go on /brit/, they always want yanks there.
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>>53535842
yeah maybe wank your cock too x
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>This is a piss take right, it's a parody I assume? Like "let's take the mick out of all that shite rap music with the dumbest fucking song and video we can think of".
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>>53535861

What the fuck are you talking about, i just had a shower
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>>53535829
I swear when I did it before it didn't have it, nice one anyway

>>53535849
it's meme rap, watch his other videos, the one with snoop dog is p good
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anyone else favourite something with the notion of going back in the future and reading/watching it but never do it?
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>>53535883
are you a girl
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>claiming everything MUST have been done ironically
not a big fan of this gimmick tbqh
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>>53535900
You shouldn't use your bed for anything apart from sleep and sex
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>>53535858
Albertsz Barboishcov
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>>53535842
>not brushing your teeth after drinking tea and before bed
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I only use /brit/ desu
Don't use any other boards and never have
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>>53535910

like 5 times a day
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>>53535910
yes
I have 21 sites in my favouritse and have never revisitied a single one
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doing a poo (ironically)
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>anyone else, unironically, favourite something with the notion of going back in the future and reading/watching it but never do it?
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Doing a poo lads. This is a real stinker, I think I'm deliberately not gonna flush it just to see mum go mental next time she enters the bathroom, wahey!
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>>53534199
looks cozy tbqh senpai
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>>53535910
man it took me way too long to figure out what the fuck you are talking about

but yes I do it all the time, despite what your mum told you you are not actually special
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>>53535944

I can't lie in my bed because i can only use it for lying down in when i'm sleeping?

>sex

What is this?
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>>53535886
why do you actually care? I never post here jw how someone could be so autistic to care about their little private general.
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>>53534199
looks like a sims house when you're trying to cram everything into a 5x5 room lmao
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Anyone else not able to sleep for more than 4 hours?
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pretty fucking depressed
>>
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>>53535883
I want the first bit, if it's any consolation
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>>53535952

I'm not going to sleep, i'll get up to brush my teeth, i'm just cold
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>>53536032
Read up on sleep hygeine you greasy fat fuck
>>53536052
You have insomnia probably
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>>53536032
Yes

Do you sleep poorly by any chance?
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my dad is unironically going bear hunting. Hope he gets mauled tb honest
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>>53536040
fuck off yank
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is every single board, general and thread on 4chan just /pol/-lite at this point lmao
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>>53536040
FOY
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>>53536064
>an islamic scimitar
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Eating up stages, my metaphor's poor
For your whole ocean, and a world tour
Raw, mud, dirty for your (for your)
Raw tiger core, killer for sure
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>>53536052

Yes, that's why I started drinking every day and taking OTC sleeping pills and then benzos which I am now addicted to
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>>53536048
#justgamerthings
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>>53535825
Not how it works though

Govt would cover emergency care most of the time, worst-case you'd just be in debt (for a lot).

It's more like

>have chronic condition
>can't afford exorbitant insurance
>govt. programs won't cover very expensive specialist treatment
>die
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>>53534199
def pisses in the sink and shits out the window
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>>53536093
occasional reminder: /brit/ is a normie/grime general and supports a multicultural britain more than these vocal rorkes would have you believe
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>>53536064
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>>53536143
Rasheed
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>>53536083

I sleep fine, don't wake in the night or anything
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lately i've been thinking
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>>53536160
How long does it take you to get to sleep?
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>>53536119
>kettlebells
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>>53536093
alri rasheed
they might not hate your kind on /lgbt/ but im sure you hate them haha
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>>53536143
t. Pablo bin-al-Catalanistan
>>53536175
10 mins tops
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scroll down lads

http://www.cumonprintedpics.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=177684
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Has anyone on /brit/ ever got married
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>>53536052
The way I do it is just turn my phone off and leave my laptop downstairs, so I'm not tempted.
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>>53534247
ALDI CREW REPRESENT

us aldis have got the uk on lock down, truss me daddy
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>>53536084
guarantee his dick is under 5 inches
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>>53536159
Rorke
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>>53535696
source?
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haven't wanked in 2016 yet lads
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>>53536228
Rasheed
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>>53536228
Tom
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>>53536218
use flux
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>>53536208
Sounds like you're alright then m8
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>when she doesnt even wear clean clothes
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>>53536244
jesus you've been posting for like 12 straight hours
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>>53536119
how many overhead reps can u do
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>>53536175

about 10 mins, never really thought about it

What is normal?
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>>53536215
>2011+5
>getting married
Are people still this stupid?
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>>53536143
>/brit/ is a normie/grime general and supports a multicultural britain
I'm a normie and a big dnb/jungle fan but that doesn't mean I support letting in millions of pakis
Pingers and bangers are a part of British culture
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Would you date a black girl?
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>>53536223
I actually have seen his dick before top kek. I was using his camera and saw it

it was flaccid so nothing impressive but he's probably rocking an 8 incher hard
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>>53536273
i've been on here since about 5pm yday senpai, get on my level
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>>53536293
yea
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>>53536273
Longer than that, I woke up at 5:30am and he was here posting at that time
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In the uni library

There is the some behind me unironically vaping

What should I do
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>>53536293
Not even if I was being paid by the minute.
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>>53536279
17
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>>53536265
that's hot
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>>53536338
Get a fedora and tip it at him
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>>53536166
well thats an improvement
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>>53536338

stab him
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>>53536293
Yeah
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>>53536338
Unzip your katana to signal your euphoric respect
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>>53536265
she looks so dead inside [spoiler]it's perfect[/spoiler]
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>>53536338
Turn around and *air tip* your hat towards him
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>>53536312
sad
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>>53536300
bear hunting gets me a bit irate desu
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>>53536338
light up a fag and blow the smoke in his face
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>>53536358

that girl is a total qt though
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>>53536405
dry your eyes mate theres plenty of them
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Might splash out on a dreamcast lads
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>>53536415
>fag

Fuck off you aren't British
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>>53536403
>>53536415
>>53536435
Fuck off yank twats. Don't you have mcdonalds to be chomping down to maintain your 500kg weight?
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>>53536448

Plenty more bears in the sea
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>>53536212
Is that Edward Snowden?
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>>53536283
well you have to if you want to have sex
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>>53536435
Less competition for you, no way am I dating apes fa͏m.
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>>53536181
there's a difference between being conservative and normal like me and being a smelly /pol/ster like you lmao

consider suicide
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>>53536405
He's only killed one, and it was because it came near our house and would have kept coming back until it killed our dog or us. Not sure why he feels the need to go out and hunt one at random though
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>>53536456
Literally no point lad
Only collect rare consoles so they can gather dust and be worth loads in 10 years time
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>>53536405
Bears are giant evil monsters and should be fired upon with extreme prejudice
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>Fuck off yank twats. Don't you have mcdonalds to be chomping down to maintain your 500kg weight?
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>>53536359
decent desu
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>>53536456
Make sure you get re-volt
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>>53536482

You first
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>>53536494
didnt mean to trigger you rasheed
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>>53536212
>pushing down on your balls to make your cock look bigger
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>>53536482
>kg
Fuck off yank-lite
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>>53536300
Is seeing your parents genitals really considered like a big weird thing in the US that you guys freak out at?
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>>53536477
>>53536482
>I don't respect you if you respect my culture
>>
FIRMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jan/13/goldman-sachs-pays-nick-clegg-22500-pro-eu-speech-pepsico
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>I don't use Sensodyne toothpaste
>>53536543
>He actually has a McDonalds map handy
Fuck off your hamplanet
>>53536577
>I fedora post
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>>53536609
>>53536609
>>53536609

new
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So what about that big brother, eh?
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Used to slam the disk lid thing on my ps1 on my dick when i was a kid
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>>53536577
>American """""culture""""""
Ha!
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Love how brits on here try to act like they have some supreme banter

No.. its your countryment that are known for their banter. Not their autistic lonely virgins that have no social skills

If you lot had """"banter"""" you would probably fit in with other people.
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>>53536506
no point? want to play sega rally desu
>>53536542
not heard of it but i'll check it out x
was developed by akklaim though who also made extreme G which was the shit
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>no fedora reaction pics of the new dalmio advert
Slacking lads
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>>53536544
Educated people like me who vote UKIP and want 50,000 + australian style points and wouldn't mind indian doctors/engineers under it are the mustard race t.bh

disgusting /pol/sters like you are the worst and your party, the BNP, is so unpopular that it no longer exists lmao
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>>53536668
Someone's jealous that Americans don't have banter

Why you in this thread then if you don't like it? :^]
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>>53536668
It's true.

You win.
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