Essential ostrich egg edition
I want to use tinder purely out of curiosity of who I'd match up with.
But I'm scared my gf might see my account and dump me.
Then again...what the fuck would SHE be doing with a tinder account
really want an English Bf that i can dominate not a poof i swear
Thanks whoever gave me the idea. If she's not a Simpsons fan she can sod off anyway tbqh
mfw missed the toilet and pissed on the floor at this liquor store because m8 I know works here and now has to clean up my piss
>I have a thing where I forget to breathe when I'm in public
You have no idea how happy i am to know i am not the only one
I used to really freak out and panic but i'm better at controlling it now, no idea what the fuck is going on with that is there a name for it?
posh village cunts
povvo cunts and immigrants
billionaire tory twats
quadrillionaire royal family cunts
Please post Binnie or whatever her name is. I don't care if she's a meme.
idris every time
soem of the cum that gets stuck in the tube does not come out the japs eye but instead is saturated into the penal walls, after 20,000 years of filtration through the penisedentary layers it coagulates at the base of the shaft in those little spots that contain a fluid that is analogous to mineral water, if cum is the rainwater
Germany have *LITERALLY* stuck the muzzie moon symbol on their flag
This is next-level cuckery
What shoe size is everybody here haha
literal tyrone lol
Yes,new pics of this cumdump. I'm jerking to this worthless,stupid toilet trash again. you fucking whore I'm gonna blow over your whoring body tart. You cockwhore,you take loads of cock at weekends you slag,here it comes bitch in your hair you slag.
okay thas pretty good
Lad if this works I'll film me rattling her for you
"Top o' de marning to ya! My name is Martin O'Hare and I'm an American, but feel more Irish than American (I'm 1/2 Irish). I came by here to visit my family's roots, I don't suppose you know where the little unknown village of Dublin is, do you? Maybe you know my relatives out here! I don't think O'hare is that common out here. Pretty disappointed by the culture so far, no leprechauns to be seen! Where's your inner green?
Also I'm thirsty as hell, where's the nearest bar, because I want to try one of those Irish Car Bombs you keep talking about!"
Fuck this lads, honestly, my gf's told me to watch dinner while she's in the shower and it's like baked eggs or some Nigella shit I don't fucking know what's going on
I am well out of my depth here
I'm going to be doing a strongman events training session tomorrow, which I have not done for a few months.
The events I will be training include the yoke walk, farmer's walk and atlas stones
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>Oh nice m8, are you proper hench then?
like 16 and a half stone at 6'3
The only bit of me I'd say looks properly big are my traps and neck
>Isn't there a high risk of injuring yourself in these events?
Stones are pretty dangerous (you have to bend your arms so there's a risk of bicep tears etc) but farmers and yoke are pretty safe because you can just drop them if you feel something go. The really dangerous events aren't done unless you're a genuinely good strongman
>Actually listening to the spergs on here
Before she has chance to reply to that pure autism say something else. Ask her where she's from or something
>tfw it's been 3 (three) hours and she still hasn't replied to your incredibly funny and witty tinder opening line
Best Supermarket is 'Booths' it's like Waitrose, but up North, better and there are less of them.
I've only been a few times, but it BTFOs everywhere else. Voted Waitrose though; best nationwide chain.
Hello friendly gay yorkshireman
Yeah especially with that 3 million dollar tournament coming up.
Halo 5 is killing it FaM and i'm on the best players in the UK.
there is a homo setting but I don't know how many poofters use it
I banged a bi girl off it and she said it was almost impossible to find girls on there so I'd assume it's the same
I started eating more and it lessened, now when i don't eat it i get fucked up
Perhaps it's just in my head but it helped
Go see a doctor and talk about anxiety, they are there to help and they really don't judge you for it
>not the same font
>image name style has changed
sometimes I like to fill my mouth with yogurt and pretend I'm a cumslut
>Hmm, another glorious day in glorious U S of A. What to do, what to do... I know! I'll go on /brit/, they always want yanks there.
>This is a piss take right, it's a parody I assume? Like "let's take the mick out of all that shite rap music with the dumbest fucking song and video we can think of".
>anyone else, unironically, favourite something with the notion of going back in the future and reading/watching it but never do it?
Yes, that's why I started drinking every day and taking OTC sleeping pills and then benzos which I am now addicted to
Not how it works though
Govt would cover emergency care most of the time, worst-case you'd just be in debt (for a lot).
It's more like
>have chronic condition
>can't afford exorbitant insurance
>govt. programs won't cover very expensive specialist treatment
>/brit/ is a normie/grime general and supports a multicultural britain
I'm a normie and a big dnb/jungle fan but that doesn't mean I support letting in millions of pakis
Pingers and bangers are a part of British culture
He's only killed one, and it was because it came near our house and would have kept coming back until it killed our dog or us. Not sure why he feels the need to go out and hunt one at random though
>Fuck off yank twats. Don't you have mcdonalds to be chomping down to maintain your 500kg weight?
>I don't respect you if you respect my culture
>I don't use Sensodyne toothpaste
>He actually has a McDonalds map handy
Fuck off your hamplanet
>I fedora post
Love how brits on here try to act like they have some supreme banter
No.. its your countryment that are known for their banter. Not their autistic lonely virgins that have no social skills
If you lot had """"banter"""" you would probably fit in with other people.
Educated people like me who vote UKIP and want 50,000 + australian style points and wouldn't mind indian doctors/engineers under it are the mustard race t.bh
disgusting /pol/sters like you are the worst and your party, the BNP, is so unpopular that it no longer exists lmao