turning Japanese edition
Rhythm Tengoku lad please expand on the capabilities and requirements of this 3DS business.
Lauren is on trashy looking chav cum rag , the kind of thing you just relentlessly hate fuck.This bitch thinks its special by the looks of it haha not even close , life destined as either a minimum wage slut whore , or a human cum dump.I would fuck it until it cried.
best to ignore the first 20 posts of a new thread
Roommate brought friends over today, one girl who I am not sure if he is fucking or just orbiting and one guy, I really hate the guy, he made snide comment about the first and really only time I encountered him. They watch stuff on the television, I think it may have been anime, definitely were watching YuGiOh Abridged, my bedroom wall is against the television and the speakers but their fake laughs are what get me. Also trying to work on my coursework, its only 1500 words, simple topic, “advantages & disadvantages of X” but it’s so difficult to take in what I am reading with these distractions.
I have been planning on doing this for a while just to spite the guy but if anyone wants to request any blurays or vidya, I am going to lift some shit from this guys ridiculously large collection that my rent pays for, rent is £480 plus bills and I had to contribute towards the TV licence, it burns me up inside, the profit I made off my work placement last year doesn’t even cover this academic years rent. He has all the consoles, less likely to notice non current gen shit missing but still ask, will catalogue next Saturday since it seems everyone leaves for a few hours during afternoons on that day, DVDs and BDs of the types of genres you would expect of a 30 year old man who collects anime figurines
Pissjug is getting too full, discard when another empty milk jug becomes available.
Did not go grocery shopping today, will have to do it tomorrow.
Still doing this thing where I talk to myself, it is not a conversation, I just whisper certain things aloud, I say things but it really is usually the same thing, I can’t help it,.
some say he posts in this very thread
I think people that constantly go on about le epik pee cee mustard rice are worse than people who play console, and I have nothing against people who play on console. It's their choice
Watched a little anime, did my grocery shopping.
Roommates were out for most of the day, when I was getting some water, the female returned, she passed by and said “hello”, not sure if I replied with “hi” or just thought about it and mumbled. I appreciate that she doesn’t bother to engage or offend me but I do wonder why that is. Is she shy like me or is she repulsed by me?
This whore knows how she looks and she knows she gets men going. She needs to be abused and left with cum oozing from all her holes and all over her face. The fuckpig defo knows what shes does to men , what she prob doesnt know is that he pics are on a pornsite and shes jerkmeat to sick fucks all fucks all over the world hahaha this fat titty young slag should be made service 600 men
Stroking my hard dick over this cocktease,would love to get her in a public toilet with a bunch of tramps and wank and verbally abuse her as they fuck her tight little prickteasers shitter without wearing condoms then I would cum in her hair and piss in her mouth its what fuckmeat deserves and always secretly wants-lauren knows she's just a object to be used as a cocksleeve ,her father must be proud of his cumdump daughter
hello i am an engineering student in germany
i want to move to the uk after i finish my degree
how can i find a british woman to marry
Roisin the filthy whore is laughing at me in this picture. She knows that I'm a lonely sad perverted nerd and that I masturbate all the time. She is looking down her noes at me the cunt. I'll shut the cockteasing whore up. Fuck your Roisin you slut take my load you piece of shit.
I'm a bit on the fence with it. It's small which I like, but that made cable management a pain in the arse and I have to pop the front off at the bottom to get decent airflow. But I've had it for a few months now so I think I'll stick with it
I think a mate of mine has the H440, its pretty sexy
me on the right
btw who the fuck are you guys
Why did her father act like a Brie sandwich was some revelation from an alien world?
In the mid-2000s when imageboards where growing rapidly some thought they'd break into the mainstream so one 'entrepeneur' started a company that did photo-shoots and shops to produce (with the intention of selling) reaction images to the imageboard market.
This is one of their pics. They came out with a few hundred released images, only a couple of which are still posted today. Company folded fairly sharpish as at most 1 person would buy before it spread everywhere.
Really want to answer a WhatsApp message but there's another message that I don't want to answer and I don't want them to see me online ignoring them.
Arrived on campus, walked into a building to access computer labs but seconds after entering I noticed her sitting behind a desk in the reception.
She is part of the Student Union PR team, she was sitting behind a desk with a pretty good looking guy, looking very bored though, elbow on the table, she was resting her head in her hand, it was a stark contrast to when I had seen her previously conducting Student Union duties, maybe he didn’t shower her with attention like the orbiters I had previously seen her with or maybe my actions have taken her innocence. I did not get a chance to take much more in before turning right back around and walking through an exit door adjacent to the one I used to enter the building, I doubt she noticed unless she noticed me before I noticed her and then chose to look away.
It was a real rush seeing her again. I am wondering if there is any route at all I can take where this works out the way I want it to. The day progressed and I am surprisingly not very hung up on her thought if it were possible I would love to know how she was.
I saw some NBA thing on kickass torrents, yesterday, thought I might as well check it out, turns out it was a wise decision as the guy on my course who talks to me sometimes had also seen it, it was nice to be able to carry a conversation for a bit although I was compelled to be contrarian about it claiming the winning dunk was not that great. He claimed he could dunk a basketball which is pretty cool.
Had another interaction with him later in the day, did not go well, did not know how to react, it confuses me why I he keeps speaking to me, it is my own fault though for not getting to the classes early enough. He is Polish and he spoke, in Polish, to the Polish girl in our class, he has a gf so he still maintains the image of a Chad in my eyes, I am very envious of this guy but I don’t hate him.
you should talk to him he's a very troubled person from a hard youth
It's probably more than quite a few 19 year olds have if it isn't student loan
My parents taught me from when I started earning pocket money at about 7 or 8 about how to save and budget.
Now, I seem to be the only one of my mates who buys the things he wants and doesn't go into their overdraft, and I have about the same amount of money in my savings as you
Did not shower today, was able to get through the day without speaking.
Have not masturbated in over 24 hours.
Saw a qt but when I reached for my phone it was not there, might be lucky enough to snap her same time next week.
Got a fair bit of work done, worrying a little about the class I am missing.
Nothing much happened. A girl passed the register to me in class and giggled, I prefer to be optimistic about that and assume she has crush on me.
Needed to get a new notebook, was uncomfortable, visibly sweated during and after my time at the register. Noticed some Mountain Dew in the refrigerator, never had it before but with it being posted around I am quite curious, may pick some up for the weekend.
Playing too much of that YGOpro game, they are not good for me, take up too much time and focus.
Will end my attempts to stop masturbating, existence is miserable without that in my life, it truly is the highlight of my day.
I don't understand how so many people in Poleaboos life could've read this but felt no sympathy for him
Should I move out if I don't have to?
I'm 23, I've just started a new job, I'm on 20k a year and I still live at home. Parents are perfectly happy to have me here still (I'm not really about that much so I'm not under their feet, I pay my share of the bills, etc).
I could move out but obviously I'd be paying way more than I do now for a flat. Is there any good reason why I should move out?
are you social? I like having people over and ocacsionaly being able to bring over a girl
also like being free from my parents hassling me about doing some chores or some other bullshit.
nice to have them cook for you though
Saw her again today, second time this week, it might mean something, I should take some form of action, just not sure what exactly. The building I was walking through was relatively empty, she was coming out of the Student Union “office”, when I spotted her, she had turned her had back with a wide smile and was either bidding farewell to or finishing off a conversation with another individual in the room she was in the process of leaving.
Just like our last encounter I cannot be sure if she either did not see me at all, did not recognise me or had spotted me first and decided to take evasive action. I am fearful of the thought that she has forgotten me entirely as I would never forget her. I waited a while before turning back, did not see her do the same, maybe she beat me to it? or maybe she didn’t care, maybe she has moved on. I was disappointed to see her smiling, as much as I would like to wish her happiness and every success in life, it depresses me to no end to see others so satisfied with their lots in life, I am not so delusional to call it unfair, I can see that I am simply envious but there is nothing I can do to elevate myself to their level, the only option available to me is to bring them down to mine.
I think her birthday was in January, it is gutting to know that she must have enjoyed herself without me, I had a similar feeling when she I saw picture of her over the summer break with her boyfriend and a few others who I have no idea how she met at a festival Germany. I can’t even see pictures of this event, though I am doubtful they even exist considering the extremely quiet trend between August and December.
I'm beginning to hate scotland thanks to scottish indepdence voters even though the majority of my ancestry is scottish
mudslime loving commie faggots they are
Scotland becoming indepedent is too fucking humiliating, I hope the whole of britain gets a big fat nuke in it if it does to save me the shame
I do check the reception areas and peak into the glass walls of the Student Union office every day, just to see if she is around, I don’t know why I want to see her or what I gain, it’s just a little ritual. One of the guys looked back at me in suspicious manner once, I am entertaining the possibility he holds a grudge against me and altered my exam grades in the system. Her look today was still generally the same as always, first time I have seen her with her backpack though, it looks similar to my own, at a glance anyway. I know I am supposed to “get over her!” but what am I supposed to think when I see her in the flesh?
Also had some regular tutorial classes today, there are a total of two girls who I am especially infatuated with, the Polish girl was looking good as always, wearing a tight turquoise hoodie and a keffiyeh, there were a few times we exchanged looks, I could see she had a bit of tan but her skin is not as good as I had originally though, seeing upfront for perhaps a second longer than usual allowed me to note some flaws however they were completely outweighed by this cute mousey look she had when she stopped eating shortbread biscuits for a split second to receive the register from me. A concern however arose when the first time I had looked at her that day, it was similar to a look she had one week ago when I had come into her line of sight, she seemed somewhat repulsed, I suspect she may be aware that I posted some of her facebook pics on /r9k/. I was pleased to see her get a question wrong in class, appears as if I may be beyond if not on the same level as her mentally, not so say she still is not completely out of my grasp but this dispels the goddess illusion to some extent.
Well if you, don't have any debt and have £1.5k in the bank, you're doing great for someone your age
Just keep doing what you are doing now and you'll be alright
When you start earning some more money, have a look at an ISA. The government won't tax you on your interest which is better than keeping it in a savings account, but there are some rules about taking money out.
Class got smaller, I am the only male now, I am certain many have left for other groups either for convenience or friendship, I think this may have been expected of me also, there were some funny looks I was receiving from the tutor in one class, she made eye contact with me too often, I would look away instantly, she should have gotten the message, instead she chose to pressure me, she is female and I am sure she would prefer to have an all female class, I likely make her and all the other girls in the class uncomfortable.
Not even through February
Yeah I know, that's my only worry that it might be a bit "weird".
I have independence, I have my own car, my own money to spend, I go out.
Renting. Haven't even thought about getting a mortgage.
I've brought girls home before, doesn't bother me at all desu, the house is big enough that I can stick on some music and nobody will hear what we get up to.
Another girl I like in the class sat next to me today but I know it was because it was the social norm, I saw her hesitating before joining my empty row, she had to fill up the front row of seats first. Got a look at her feet in another class, they were terrible, I think that might have been a complete turn off for me, still though I wish I had worn deodorant.
Had to pass the Student Union office again, took another look, thought I saw her again and I stared, she stared right back, she was eating lunch, not sure if it was her but if it was I am worried, I can see that this looks like very stalker-ish behaviour when in reality it is just a coincidence. On one hand I do not want her to be worried or afraid on the other, I am glad she remembers me.
Early start and finish today at uni, staying a bit longer to do some reading though, took me 4 years but I finally understand why people do this, it’s nice and quiet and there are fewer distractions because you can’t get comfy. Still fail to understand why the vast majority of people do not seem to go straight o the bus stop once the lecture over, are they all really studying? I am on the 8th floor of the library, it’s the Art & Design floor, I come here because the view is quite nice and the slim chance of maybe seeing her here, it’s not a driving force, just an added benefit. Saw a guy from glass up here, he looked at me, I stuck my hand up like a wave and he nodded back to acknowledge my presence, I do not think I made a good impression as he saw me writing this entry, the blue banner must have made him think I was here for recreation and not to study.
Feeling resentment towards attractive people, every time I see a pretty girl or a picture of one, the only emotion I feel is anger because I will never be with her, when I see a picture of a girl who I find unattractive, I am not aroused at all, I maybe feel pity, worrying that this will lead me to dying a virgin as I am not prepared to settle.
Still having fantasies about beating people up at uni, also of becoming a sports star, in reality I don’t need to be a star, I would love just to be able to compete, even if I get knocked out in every fight or play in the lowest flight of the Bhutanese professional league.
My dinner for a while now has been consisting of Hummus and pitta bread, it’s simple, strong and tasty.
Tutorials and Seminars are different, I think
Male roommate left a note saying he is gone, will not be back until Wednesday, quite comfy. There has been a cake lying in the kitchen for a while, I took a little slice, might take further advantage over the coming days. Enjoying the situation very much, very quiet, very relaxing.
Tried to get some reading done but failed.
Nothing much else was done or felt today. Games are too much of a distraction, need to quit.
A “friend” contacted me on whatsapp today, I knew him from sixth form, 6 years ago, like most of my “friends”, he forced himself on me, I don’t know why, he had other friends, he would message me on facebook sometimes, post on my wall, like my posts, the only one, I regret those quotations marks, really, he is actually a true friend, sure I do not know him very well but I should respect that he chose not to forget about me, it would have been so easy, in the last six years, we have only met up once, this was last August, it went alright, conversation was able to flow well enough, I was comfortable enough to talk about myself, my life or lack of, admittedly their were a few lies concerning my relationships with my roommates but it was comfortable and he seemed to enjoy my company or at least he gave me that impression.
I think the reason I feel comfortable around him is because he is a bit of a failure like myself, sure he has a drivers licence, car, graduated, friends etc but he is ultimately just a normie, not like the Chad’s at university who look down on me. On Whatsapp he wanted to talk about being unemployed, I asked questions, chipped it with some advice, shit carried on, it went fine. Uncomfortable about ending it and I do not understand why he wanted to speak to me, maybe he in actuality he is just as lonely as I?
really miss my american ex-gf lads
wanna rekindle our relationship so I can marry her for a green card but she's probably moved on and is being blacked right now
The fact that the SNP are still widely supported is pretty mind-blowing. Their whole plan was predicated on $120-$140/bbl long term oil prices. They should have lost all credibility.
Now just today:
>Nicola Sturgeon will not sign a bill to devolve power to Scotland unless the Treasury agrees to account for unfavourable demographics when considering how much money to give to Holyrood.
They want devolution (including powers to raise their own taxes & control almost all the revenues), but now won't sign unless we also subsidise them. Literally admitting they couldn't go it alone.
Seems like they really do just want independence out of spite and blind nationalism lmao.
Yeah I have 2k saved, and I've bought stuff that I probably wouldn't be able to justify if I was paying loads in rent (new phone, laptop, etc).
Neither do I desu, most people will have moved out by now.
When I turned 18 my parents gave me £500 as a present, and then my nan came around, said I've put some money away for you for your 18th and she handed me a cheque for almost £12,000
Still have about £10,000 left
Forget to post an entry yesterday, probably because the day was eventful even by my low standards. I masturbated twice before getting out of bed, did some tutorial work, struggled to understand what I was doing, I kept reading and reading the stuff repeatedly but it wouldn’t penetrate by thick skull. I used the examples to help me through the workload.
My female roommate did not leave the building today, even though she gives me all the space I want, I am still cautious around her and hesitant to use the kitchen or the bathroom to often. She cleaned the oven, took the items out of it and dumped them in the sink, not sure if that was a message to me, I do not use the oven so I feel I am justified in not helping out there.
Today was a pretty chill day, late start at uni, only one class.
Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror without my glasses and think I am a pretty good looking guy but then I look at my pic on my university profile and it is terrible, I really hope I do not look that unappealing, I also took a look at the pics of a few girls I like, they look great, I don’t understand why there is such a difference.
I encountered a bitch on the bus, she was Chinese and sitting down with her handbag on the seat next to her, the bus was crowded so I ask her if I could sit there, even adding a please onto the end of my sentence, the bitch looks at me and say some shit in her native language, I move along and stand up at the back of the bus, some other girl later successfully got her to move her bag, I stand up for the entire bus ride.
Need to shave and remember to wear deodorant.
Did not get that Mountain Dew for the weekend because it was sugar free, I do not consume much sugar if any at all but for the sake of checking out this drink, I need to get it in its purest form. Saw the Polish girl in my class drink out of a lime green bottle, it might be Mountain Dew, not sure where she got it though, could be the cafeteria, although I have never used any of them, I feel very uncomfortable not knowing what I want and what I am going to say ahead of time.
Tried to eat something else today but it was disgusting, threw it away half way through, sticking to what I know and like from now on. Watched some WWE, do not really like it as much as a I did a few years ago, just skim through to keep up. Read a few comics, again, just really keeping up.
Don’t use reddit, only did so to ask a few questions to some different people, deleted that account today since there was no need for it to continue to exist.
Continuing my new trend of masturbating twice before getting out of bed.
It's a fairly European thing for people to live with their parents past 20. It's due to rent and mortgage prices
I think Spain is the worst with something like 60% of under 30's still living with their parents
There was a change in timetabling and the group tutorials were moved to an earlier timeslot, right after a lecture, I had one less reason to attend that class now, so I forced myself there today, I convinced myself that there probably would not be any real group work, like some other classes it was going to just be the tutor standing in front of the class and going through the question while no one answered his pleas for contribution from the rest of the class.
I am last to the class, just in case there is group work I situate myself near a small, slightly isolated, group of individuals. Class begins and unfortunately we are asked to get into groups, I prod the vile beta orbiter with my pen and ask I can sneak into his group, he is the only other male in the class, it was the default option. He did not look very enthusiastic, don’t remember what he said either but he couldn’t refuse.
I was astonished to see that he successfully recruited the Polish girl into our group, although given her seating choice it seems as is if she had always intended to join his group, it is insane, I know she is on fine terms with the other girls in the class, she sits and talks with them often enough. Regardless of why she made the choice, she was in and she was looking good, was able to look at her face longer and closer up today and I was wrong before when I accused her of having bad skin. The other two members of the group were white Muslim girls, I do not find either attractive, one is overweight, she is being orbited most heavily by the aforementioned beta.
Group work began and the two Muslim girls and the orbiter were very excitable, they were making a lot bad little jokes and laughing hysterically, working very slowly I found it annoying and made it known to some extent by looking away and enforcing a displeased look onto my face.
I constantly fear for comrades all over bc of the immediate danger we're in just for being active communists, the Police hate us.
I fear for comrades of colour more so because of internalised racism, I fucking hate how backwards the police are.
I spent a fair amount when I first started working and since then I've put 60% of my earnings into savings each month and leave the rest to spend on neccessities and pointless shit
I am curious as to how the Polish girl felt regarding all this, she did not say much to contribute to the laughter but I did hear her giggle a few times, nowhere near as often as the beta and the planet though. I worry my disinterest gave her a negative opinion of myself.
She had not done enough of the reading or prepared an answer, most of the group it seems had not done as much as I, the majority of the rest of the class is made up of slags so I doubt the reason for joining this group was because of a better chance of learning something.
The work was discussion based, the Polish girl at one point, looked to me and asked “Do you know anything?”, if sounds aggressive but English is not her first language, she must have been trying to encourage me to talk, this was at the start of the tutorial though. After that I did pipe up a few times, it was difficult to get the timing right, mostly I had to be prompted. I think at one time I must have just had my mouth wide open because the slim Muslim girl asked me if I wanted to say something, I believe she did most of the prodding. I also found it difficult to find my words and so the others would finish my sentences. I tried to impress the Polish girl with my knowledge but it was not really there, I think I somehow contributed half of the meaningful statement we got down on paper. She is probably aware that I am not very intelligent.
I was asked to clarify something by the slim Muslim girl, I said I was doubting myself know that she was pressing me, she told me not to. I think she was hot for me. I had shaved my neckbeard today, that might be why.
Class was over, I left to the bathroom, leaving I saw the four of them in a group, chatting away, the orbiter and the Polish girl got on the bus together, he made her laugh, sitting to far away to know what was being said, it enrages me knowing someone with his disadvantages can get what I want but a superior being, physically speaking, such as myself cannot.
A few other things I learned.
Polish girl has a palates and/or Yoga class today and around 9pm, a girl in excellent shape like herself doing fancy, vaguely sexual stuff does not surprise me
Polish girl knows the slim Muslim girls brother somehow, the girls are all local, I wonder if they know each other after hours?
It was uncomfortable working in the group, I avoided eye contact but I am looking forward to the next class since a bit of pain is worth getting to spend time with her.
Also noted another girl I like was wearing tights again, along with a short skirt, unfortunately did not get a good look at her.
Over the last few days I had been fantasising that the Polish girl would approach me outside of a lecture and ask why I had not been attending the group tutorials, she would guess that I had no friends and then she would offer to let me join her group, things did not work out that way but in the long term the results may be similar.
You have been saying this since 2007 Josh.
no union flag
britain no longer existing
Scotland becoming sweden 2.0
brions turned against britons
divided and conquered
uk becomming laughing stock of europe
losing large portion of its economy, population and land
Scotland gets cucked by foreigners
>Your precious Clement Attlee purged communists form the civil services in Britain back in the 40s.
kek Sara just hates everyone who is English, Atlee was a great man. Last of the Left who wasn't a flaccid pacifist.
Well first of all no. You found some guy named Josh Smutin and acted like you doxxed me
There was literally no evidence behind it and you guys just ran with it.
Fuck I didn't know that was a thing
I started getting pains like that around the time I started taking driving lessons but never followed up on it
It can be a pain in the arse. Luckily it hasn't happened in years for me, but google says its apparently something that will stay with you until the grave
did you go to the doctor?
how is this allowed to be called hd lmao
netflix is a fucking joke thank fuck this month is free
watch singsing every now and then 2bh TO BE HONEST
I wouldn't know. I lived on college campus for a while in a nice area and now moved to a nice city in a white part of town next to bars and another nice uni.
Sorry our rent is affordable.
Don't know why people do it
Everybody in work goes on about how they spent their weekends at a kids party or looking after them
I can barely look after myself, couldn't imagine going to work to pay for something that makes my life hell
Wow East Yorkshire actually is pretty white.
So, I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess, huh? One minute you're just an ordinary guy going about his ordinary life, the next you're walking towards a camera in your own kitchen. Let's go back a bit
*CUTS BACK TO BABY CRAWLING TOWARD CAMERA*
Hey, not that far!
*CUTS FORWARD TO MAN LOOKING AT SUITS IN DEBENHAMS*
Ah, much better! You see, it all began when...
>loooks loike i finully maed an emprission!!!!!
What’s actually happening.
>girl and her three friends make a group in the first class
>third class some autistic social fucktard shows up
>teacher dumps the guy in the last remaining group of 4
>autistic fucktard crushes hard on girl in the group
>autistic fucktard is unable to provide anything useful to the group
>group is nice enough to try and make autistic fucktard part of the group
>autistic fucktard feels jealous when girl and her friend are doing typical friend things
>autistic fucktard leaves
>everyone in the group is wondering why he left
>no one knows
>everyone just guesses “oh maybe he was just an autistic social fucktard?”
And their guess is actually right!
yea i went to the doctor after I had a session of it in bed where the pain was so bad I literally couldn't breath
The doctor said that it is most likely Costochondritis and I had x-rays taken to make sure it wasn't cancer or whatever, but i unironically found out about the twinge one on reddit and it matches my symptoms a bit better than costo, but the symptoms are super similar anyway
N E W S A R G O N
Josh Shmuin is his real name and Riley Sticka lives a minutes walk away from his house and is a childhood friend.
Ignore his damage control, we found his address and family members myspace accounts as well as his accounts on other websites spouting the same plan to create the best band in the world to encourage immigration of whites to America since 2007.
>Everyone hates yanks
I keep seeing this meme yet every time I traveled I met loads of friends from other countries that I still keep in touch with. Even hooked up with a british girl once (not sex).
>tfw cancer-riddled Bowie, triple my age, died with a better head of hair than I have now
>mum has gone from being sympathetic towards refugees somewhat to FUCK THEM GET OUT OF EUROPE REEE
>LPT: To get out of awkward conversations, I use an app called Call Me(android) which "calls" me 30 seconds after shaking my phone. It's perfect for getting out of time-wasting or awkward conversations.
apps for autists
Oh Josh, we have your mums myspace profile.
Oh look, you acting like a spastic on your youtube page.
Why are you doing so much damage control now? You openly admitted we were correct.
Modern women are a special kind of narcissistic princess.
Honestly I almost feel bad for you that when you finally win we win as well to cancel it out.
>Bottom of table
don't know those feels lad
>pledge my alliance and virginity to the queen from a young age
>severely regretting that choice now at 35 years old
>nobody understands my loyalty to the monarchy
Talking to a qt Brazilian twink atm, think he likes me
Can anyone help me out?
Looking to hire a car for 13 days in USA but I am 24 and the fucking young persons surcharge is looking to be costing more than the car!
£220 or something ridiculous.