/brit/

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cara

Dead heat in the booze/books poll s m h, maybe I'll spend £24.

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Such a perfect little fucktoy
Bangin body, supple lips, pretty face
Id do dirty things to her

Poleaboo do you eat pork?

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R I N A

>>53531191
>pretty face

THERE SHE GOES

THERE SHE GOES AGAIN

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>>53531206
BANGGGGEEERRRRRRRR

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ADIDAS

>>53531048
Nice /shit/ thread

>>53531279
*kisses your hand*
cheer up senpai :3

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>>53531245
imagine her fanny oooffft

Hammering nails down my bellend again lads

pee bum poo willy

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never told you this before lads but
i'm a girl lmao
no sexism please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dOx510kyOs

>>53531424
Same guys

closing a door on my balls lads

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>>53531424
tits or fuck off

>>53531448
football crazy, eire man

>>53531424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gOw2EMysvw

SKI BLACKS
GET BURIED

ive got some armpits

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me at the back doing curls

LADS

https://twitter.com/MJUpdatess/status/561313510127173633

Giving me some 'Doing stuff' music lads

you know what I mean

>>53531483
A TEN YEAR OLD

>>53531483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WvT9p5eGbN

Hahahahaha

>>53531501
solid form family.

>>53531501
why do they were those belts arround their guts?
I picture them exploding and entrails flying everywhere if they didnt

>>53531561
NEED to put my willy in your mouth

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>>53531483
Brilliant

>>53531525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xidw5eulpOM

>>53531525
I don't actually, not sure if you mean music to work/revise to or music to do cocaine to.

oo i think that i found myself a drug dealer
he is always right there when i'm sobeeeerrrr

>>53531561
hi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19UkHKad0iG
i'm a yank btw been living here for 2 years

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updated my waifu list with daisy lads

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>>53531483
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

woke up at 2am last night DYING for a piss

the WORST i've ever needed one ever but someone was in the bathroom

so i went outside at 2am on a winters night and pissed in the garden hahaha

>>53531525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmuhW3r42t4

>>53531561
What accent is that?

>>53531483
you sound ugly

REALLY want a bf lads

anyone up for paying some attention to me?

>>53531685

Daisy is literally the only cute one in the picture

>>53531687
I pee out my window

>>53531681
you're either black or hispanic

>>53531752
>i'm a yank
no shit sherlock

>>53531685
all fucking ugly

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Waifu confirmed for stunning

>>53531709
North east
Preparing for poorthener hate
>>53531681
In the other thread there was a yank flag
Nice try
>>53531721
(you)

*has a poo*

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omw 2 the shops x

>>53531561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EL8c05GI6I

>>53531561
how edgy are you irl
describe a little bit about your day to day life and who you are.

clearly you are quite an anomaly and I wish to know your motivations

>>53531818
who is that on the bottom left

>>53531845
He looks like he has a big tushie

>>53531685
pleb af

>>53531822
B I R M I N G H A M

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>>53531818
lmaoing@urwaifu

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Maisie

>>53531637
bit of both

decided to go with the classic 90s techno

>>53531681
Taken from here >>53530985

>>53531852
jej

>>53531917
Good call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdX9giL6NPM&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=1

>>53531902
>>53531902
kankie pls.

>>53531953
helo

>>53531868

It's all Emma Roberts

2 CUTE

FFSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SOJhgEGbE&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=19

lads can we post some hot guys in here

there are girls now we have to be accommodating

>>53531424
>>53531445
>>53531483

post legs

>>53531561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P9uXYYEfHt

Trying to think of a way to do something without it being shit

>>53525476
all me

>>53532017
i'm here all the time desu

>>53532026
rasheed

>at a talk
>talker going on about the age of consent and how people always break the 17 year old Irish consent law because its natural
>everyone laughs and nods

>tfw no teenage tight sex

> I'm still a Virgin

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>>53532017

>>53532028
do it whilst on drugs
>>53532050
rupert

>>53532017
yeah desu, sexism in this thread is just, I can't even

>>53532028
just try your best xxx

>>53531992
>twerking is cute

>>53532055
what kind of pedo conference were you at

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lol

>>53531867
>how edgy are you irl
You mean coloured hair and all that shit? If so 0

Wake up
Netflix/steam/4chan
Might go out

Not that interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dwqai8QPU&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=22

fucking hilarious lads
don't make them like they used to

just had a shower and i'm totally naked still

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>>53531685

>>53532017
>>53532086
IT'S

>>53532026
Requesting exaggerated 'Beeerminghum' please.

>>53532123
you do hate pakis though

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>>53532084
>implying that's an insult

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>>53532017

>>53532123
can i netflix and chill with you :3

>>53531048
http://www.windows93.net/

>>53532024
I already have before since I'm guessing you might be the same guy that asked

I delivered peppa pig pjs that someone didn't like

>>53532123
Sounds like a pretty shit existence laddo

wanna cop this so bad but dont have any money kek

http://www.zara.com/uk/en/collection-ss16/man/outerwear/double-faced-merino-jacket-c799002p3268223.html

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>>53531598

Pretty much that, it increases abdominal pressure

>>53532207
virus do not click

I'M SICK OF HEARING YOUR BITCHY
WHINY
20-YEAR-OLD
VOICE!!!!!!!

>>53532123
are you a neet?
Im guessing you are about 19?

how many close friends do you have, and how many regular friends?

also what is steam? like you go the sauna or did you misspell stream?

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/gf 2016/ is off to a slow start lads

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>>53531852
most underrated post itt

having a huge bowl of pasta with red pesto lads

what are you up to x

>>53532229
that is horrendous

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>>53532209
Post current legs

>>53531685
kys

>>53532229
fuck me is that what they call fashion?

looks like some bizare prisoner outift

>>53532163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N3GUGCNoIy

>>53532184
W E W L A D

I'm wearing a shirt with a UK flag on it. How big of a cuckold am I?

>>53527647
Lads, we may have to shitpost against our Australian friends soon

>>53532274
pleb

>>53532267

Picking dead skin off my face

>>53532260
Nope, 18 in last year of college.
Around 3 close friends, maybe 10 regular.
http://store.steampowered.com/

>>53532303
how incorrect is it to miss out the g when saying birmingham?

>>53532319
This is really common around the world 2bh.

>>53532319
good fashion sense 2bh lad x

>>53532319
not at all
union jacks are cool as fuck

>>53532319
do the french canadians hate the british canadians

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>>53531685
autism

>>53532260
steam the video game computer thing im guessing

>>53532123
how close are you to the home counties luv

>>53532229
Back to your containment board faggot

>>>/fa/

>>53532319
your flag has a leaf on it

>>53532401
>png

>>53532362
alright thanks for the details, good look with life and that

https://youtu.be/YpfvNGDZozY

SHUT UP
EVERY SOUNDBOY SHUT UP

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>>53532319
4 (You)s
11 seconds

>>53532319
only if you're quebec-wa, but if thats the case you were already a cuck from birth

>>53532362
fuck off literally normie child

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xxvUIdEZJo

>>53531685
literally who

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why don't you have a high test gf?

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>>53532017

>house, car, gf, job, good social life
>depressed

>yo anon what kind of life you want?
>give me a good one
>ok, what kind of mental state you want?
>JUST

>>53532498
>>yo
fuck off yank

>>53532468
:(

>>53532372
not very

>>53532498
just stop being depressed xxx

Messaged a girl i fucked a few years ago and she blocked me lads.

She got fat and has ugly kids now.

Feel a bit pissed off at getting blocked but i live happily with the knowledge that i made her cum before her squarehead fiancée did and he'll never know what i did to her

the union jack design is such a fucking eye-sore

defo one of the ugliest flags

(dont reply "rasheed")

>>53532487
because fat girls aren't attractive.

>>53532401
who are the two on the top and what film is the one on the top right

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>>53532487

soon

>>53532498
just b urself la x

>>53532449
wait this isn't reggaeton

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>>53532498

mental illnesses don't exist it's all a big con to make money from treatments

>>53532479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19qI0b7CeSE

>>53532575
Hans

>>53532575

t. Shamus

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>>53532449
wondering what this post would sound like in a chilean accent tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-IM0XJYOo

I been too drunk, I'm way too fucked
How you think I'm singing this shit my dog
I am not normal, you do not know what I'm on

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>if asked, i would call myself an experienced vexillologist

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>>53532487
I'm on nofap, delete this

>>53532602
wew
perfect amount of chub

>>53532109
i presume he was at mass

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georgia

>>53532616

Sometimes i think i might have bipolar disorder but i'm too scared to see the doctor

how often do girls message you first on tinder? it's getting pretty rare now desu

>>53532575
Claud

>>53532362

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ

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>>53532596
its the same person on the top la haha

Lea Seydoux not sure what movie

*taps foot to the beat*
*types to the beat*
*becomes the beat*

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>>53532575
Alri Yank/Rasheed/Merkel

>>53532689
>wanting an excuse for your failure
never gonna make it

>>53532575
alright pierre

just @ someone on twitter haha

bet they are fucking fuming right now hahaha

lads have got an annoying whistling habit, how do I stop it

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This website confirmed for WHAT A LOAD OF RACISTS

>I, unironically, believe that the American flag and the Union flag aren't amongst the most aethetic flags in the world

all these waifus are pleb as fuck tbqh

>>53532717
necrodancer is fun yo

>>53532745

Work my arse off everyday lad, i'm making it weather i like it or not

>>53532780
doesnt work on androids

>>53532692
Once, by a fat bird

Was a cringeworthy pick up line too lel

>>53532717
Some guy posted on here that he is conscious that he is walking in time to the music when he is in shops and stuff and now I literally cannot get it out of my head when I'm out in public and I head music

I purposely have to walk offbeat

>>53532784
estonia is GOAT

Just remembered that yank $1bn powerball is tonight that i have a ticket for. Going to buy all of you except Lisicki a gf if I win.

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Wonder if the lad who's been posting Niamh for the past 4 years is a member of that cumonprintedpics forum

>>53532575
t. Angus McHaggis

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>>53532017
the GOAT

>>53532800
One of the reasons I don't listen to music when I walk desu

need to keep my speed up high and my beats down low (as in silent)

>>53532780
so much plastic it doesn't know where to go

>>53532780
no its just not a site for gook-worshipping nonces

red peak me on new zealand lads

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>>53532833
Do I get one?

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Chubby girls desu lads

>>53532836
Is she on there being spunked on?

>>53532863
delete this

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>>53532017

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>>53532616
nice sources mate

>>53532800

Do you not feel like a twat going against the music?

I can tell when people are self-conscious about their walk, trying to look normal doesn't help anything so just go with it

>>53532863
NOT a nonce and the fact that I got four or five under eighteen errors before that does NOT undermine that fact.

>>53532391

I never encountered any french canadians here in teh west.

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>>53532017

>>53532893
great post
looking forward to similar posts

>>53532616
Implying you have the faintest idea what those colours mean.

it's raining and cold out

>>53532938
>I can tell when people are self-conscious about their walk,
Lad help me

I literally cannot walk in a straight line because I'm self-conscious as fuck and I look like a spaz probably

When I don't think about it, I walk normally
how do I stop

>>53531685
literally shit taste minus Cara sorry bout it

>>53532948

I met a french canadian in banff his nickname was literally "frenchie"

>>53532938
but then I feel really corny like I am trying to act cool walking in time to the music

like I'm in some shitty promo video from the 80s or something

usually just walk a little faster than the beat

>>53532925
That file is Yung Costanza.jpg, please rename it.

t. meme-artist that cropped it

>>53532893
im low test desu la

>>53532968
>tfw this is pretty much exactly what I look like, except attractive

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>>53532017
.

>>53531685
She's ruined it lad, sorry

>>53533007

that's because albertans are so witty.

>>53532990
Winter weather

>>53532990
irish weather

>>53533020
its steven koren you retard

>>53532994
I walk so fast people slow down in shock as a pass them

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>>53533044
>This is what I look like except I don't look like him
>>53532017

>>53533007
Literally EVERY French Canadian I've met was an insufferable whiny little weasely cunt

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nips

>>53532487
worked at the races for a while
absolutely teeming with lower class plebs who want to classy by paying 70 quid for a bottle of veuve clicquot in front of their filty tramp gfs

>>53532391
Most of the people don't, but the government is salty as fuck.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_qu%C3%A9b%C3%A9cois_de_la_langue_fran%C3%A7aise

>>53533128
jesus christ that face

>>53532994

Don't think about it is the simple answer, focus on other things and eventually you'll feel fine

It's a confidence thing lad, most of the time your walk is fine you just feel like it isn't and try to adjust it making it worse and noticable

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>>53532017
Done

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me on the right

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feel cheated that i'm not attractive

>>53533007
That was my grandpa from Québec's nickname as well kek. How original

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When I was 8 I got an X-files VHS that was rated 15, felt pretty sick

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mmm

>>53533201
future rapist

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>still no fresh legs postings

>>53533159
>Don't think about it is the simple answer, focus on other things
That's impossible

Its like forcing yourself to forget something, you'll just end up thinking about it more
Music doesn't distract me either

>>53533235
paki a.k.a. current rapist

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>>53533086
this tbqh

worst pavement grievances lads (heres mine):
>slow walkers
>walk n phoning
>lucky lucky men blocking up busy pavements plying their dodgy wares
>big group walking in a flat (ykwim) line

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>>53533171
Paedo detected

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>>53533201
Why lad? Just walk up to girls and say hi

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croc, croc, lives on rock
croc on rock in need of sock
croc for sock swam out to shops
but croc was caught and served in wok

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mfw a /brit/ talks shit on me
https://clyp.it/az2bjjdc

>>53533286
Yank detected, spoiler these hogs

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>>53533128
>that face on the right
>the makeup on both of them
jesus women are terrible better off just sticking to qt twink boys to be quite honest with you

>tfw always fastest walker on pavement
>some faster cunt tries to challenge me

do not test me

>>53533281
racist a.k.a worse than rapist

doing a #hashtag

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who else /fuckinghatethenorthsentinelese/ here? those fucking cunts are so barbaric, they don't even have fucking electricity. Baki dezu senpie

>>53533355
bender

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>>53533281
this 2bh

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>tfw no halal gf

>>53533333

>>53533338
bit cringy lad

>>53533368
i'm the cunt testing you 2bh
better watch yourself next time or I'll cut you senpai

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>>53533412
>HORRIFIC

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eating a pizza

>>53533368
there is some bastard that walks faster then me, he is fucking huge (like 6"6) though so its a bit unfair.

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>>53533460
>BETRAYAL

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>"anon, why do you always walk so fast?"

>Britain
Literally a meme country.

>>53533267

Do you look at your phone a lot when you walk?

Also, do you sometimes feel like you're bobbing up and down as you walk?

>6"6
>huge
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh manlets of the south

>you will never be David Gandy

>>53533460
Are you the Manchester NEET mate?

feels good knowing im harder than atleast 99.9% of the human populace

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>>53533416
>tight pants
>halal

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>psychedelics are safe

lets make history lads

>>53533368
>>53533477
My friend's ex-gf was the fastest walker around and she's about 5'3"

>>53533368
>tfw a kid starts to walk faster than you and you feel like a right bellend for racing a kid, but you can't let the little shit beat you

who's going to win tonight lads?

>>53533532
what

>>53533508
*swipes small bead of sweat from forehead, as well as sorting my hair in one swift movement*

got places to be babe

*walks away*

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>>53533537

>>53533552
they are as long as you are responsible when you use them

>>53533544
nah, there is like 5 or 6 of us lad

>>53533368

I hate old fuckers who quite literally walk diagonally

>>53533583
SPURS

>>53533338
https://clyp.it/jnopxegq

>>53533508

>Slow walker on a narrow path
>Have to walk in the road to get around them

pisses me off

>>53533477
>tfw that's me
It's fucking embarrassing how much quicker I walk than everyone else. I intentionally slow down when I pass old people because I don't want them to think I'm rubbing it in.

remember that time nigel farage got blown the absolute fuck out by some LBC presenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pyYoL9ngtE

ps4 update is done in 44 seconds

i am accepting donations in form of qt gfs

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>>53533603
>nah, there is like 5 or 6 of us lad

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>>53533553
this tbqh

>>53533508
>You call this fast? heh, you ain't seen nothin' yet kid
>Eat my dust!
>*power walks off*

>>53533583
COME ON NEWCASTLE

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I want to kneel down on the floor and have just 60 secs to kiss and lick her perfect tummy, it would be enough time for my cock to explode.

>>53533651

Anything good in it?

6'0 exactly is the IDEAL height. Not too short, not too tall. It's the goldilocks of male height.

t. A girl

>fast walker
>retards that stop in the middle of the path to talk
One day ill snap and beat them with an iron pipe

why do some people walk so fast
the shops arent going to shut in 5 minutes haha
sometimes you can hear em puffing n panting as they pass you like theyre proper exerting themselves

>>53533553
no let's make HERstory you horrible sexist cis pig

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>I ejaculate prematurely

>>53533627
I actually had a think about this earlier

When I am old and can't walk at such speed, I will just end myself

nothing sounds worse

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>>53533645
>19:37
not watching all of that shit blud

also who /kristen/ here?

I'm over 5'11.5, but under 6'

Do I say I'm six foot or five eleven?

>>53533695
I've seen this t. shit loads of times

What the fuck does it mean

I thought it was typical but it doesn't make sense

>>53533695
t. 6'0 male
actually the perfect height is around 6'3-6-4
t. 6'6
>>53533732
same

>>53533695
>t. 6' manlet
unlucky mate, the cutoff is now 6'1

>>53533695
>6'
>Not too short
Doing a wee giggle here.

>>53533699

I pushed somebody over for doing that and then ran away

>>53533675
that was yesterday
was quite a good match

I was lone barman for about 30 super passionate norse liverpool fans supporting newcastle. decent day

>>53533695
6'2 is the ideal height, sorry not sorry.

>>53533690
i'd rather tongue her bumhole desu

>>53533703
Walking is wasted time

If I am walking and I have somewhere to be any time spent getting there is wasted

When I walk for pleasure I walk at a slower pace

>>53533699
FAST WALKER UPRISING NOW

>>53533738
>Letting yourself be a pathetic old person
I'm going to age like Stallone. I want to be a 66 year old and outrun some stupid young cunt that thinks he's the bee's pyjamas while enjoying a nice Werthers Original.

>>53533615
https://clyp.it/kppfij5x

>>53533794
ARE U ME WTF

>itchy armpits

RREEEE what is this?

Can confirm 6'2" is ideal 6'2"

t. 6'2" person

>>53533810
>Werthers Original
Unironically always have a bag of those in my room. I'm not even geriatric yet

>>53533743
It's Finnish. It's like saying "Regards, anon".

>>53533743
it basically means 'regards, '
it's some turboautism finnish thing i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQlO8w6JNcA

his first warmup on this is my max

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Give me an opener lads

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why is this sub so dreary?

My rate of reciprocation on tinder was so much higher when I was in America despite the fact that I didn't mention I was English in my bio.

Don't know what this means.

>>53533794
nahhh nah walking is lovely nice quiet alone time where u can smell the fresh air n that and have a crack at figuring life out
id spend my life walking if i could desu

halfway through The Social Network

bit boring

>>53533794
>Not using travel time to listen to music or daydream
What a gay.