Such a perfect little fucktoy
Bangin body, supple lips, pretty face
Id do dirty things to her
never told you this before lads but
i'm a girl lmao
no sexism please
>at a talk
>talker going on about the age of consent and how people always break the 17 year old Irish consent law because its natural
>everyone laughs and nods
>tfw no teenage tight sex
> I'm still a Virgin
>implying that's an insult
Pretty much that, it increases abdominal pressure
are you a neet?
Im guessing you are about 19?
how many close friends do you have, and how many regular friends?
also what is steam? like you go the sauna or did you misspell stream?
Messaged a girl i fucked a few years ago and she blocked me lads.
She got fat and has ugly kids now.
Feel a bit pissed off at getting blocked but i live happily with the knowledge that i made her cum before her squarehead fiancée did and he'll never know what i did to her
mental illnesses don't exist it's all a big con to make money from treatments
wondering what this post would sound like in a chilean accent tbqh
>if asked, i would call myself an experienced vexillologist
its the same person on the top la haha
Lea Seydoux not sure what movie
Some guy posted on here that he is conscious that he is walking in time to the music when he is in shops and stuff and now I literally cannot get it out of my head when I'm out in public and I head music
I purposely have to walk offbeat
Wonder if the lad who's been posting Niamh for the past 4 years is a member of that cumonprintedpics forum
>I can tell when people are self-conscious about their walk,
Lad help me
I literally cannot walk in a straight line because I'm self-conscious as fuck and I look like a spaz probably
When I don't think about it, I walk normally
how do I stop
but then I feel really corny like I am trying to act cool walking in time to the music
like I'm in some shitty promo video from the 80s or something
usually just walk a little faster than the beat
>This is what I look like except I don't look like him
Don't think about it is the simple answer, focus on other things and eventually you'll feel fine
It's a confidence thing lad, most of the time your walk is fine you just feel like it isn't and try to adjust it making it worse and noticable
When I was 8 I got an X-files VHS that was rated 15, felt pretty sick
>Don't think about it is the simple answer, focus on other things
Its like forcing yourself to forget something, you'll just end up thinking about it more
Music doesn't distract me either
worst pavement grievances lads (heres mine):
>walk n phoning
>lucky lucky men blocking up busy pavements plying their dodgy wares
>big group walking in a flat (ykwim) line
Why lad? Just walk up to girls and say hi
croc, croc, lives on rock
croc on rock in need of sock
croc for sock swam out to shops
but croc was caught and served in wok
mfw a /brit/ talks shit on me
>that face on the right
>the makeup on both of them
jesus women are terrible better off just sticking to qt twink boys to be quite honest with you
who else /fuckinghatethenorthsentinelese/ here? those fucking cunts are so barbaric, they don't even have fucking electricity. Baki dezu senpie
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh manlets of the south
>tfw that's me
It's fucking embarrassing how much quicker I walk than everyone else. I intentionally slow down when I pass old people because I don't want them to think I'm rubbing it in.
I want to kneel down on the floor and have just 60 secs to kiss and lick her perfect tummy, it would be enough time for my cock to explode.
not watching all of that shit blud
also who /kristen/ here?
>Letting yourself be a pathetic old person
I'm going to age like Stallone. I want to be a 66 year old and outrun some stupid young cunt that thinks he's the bee's pyjamas while enjoying a nice Werthers Original.
>having location services enabled
can't listen to music because I have a thing where I forget to breathe when I'm in public and music makes it much worse
yeah I love a good walk but if I have somewhere to be its not going to be relaxing
When I was neet I would go out on walks at 2am, that was the life desu
>ever since I fell in the water with my phone its gyroscope is off kilter
>Android removed the ability to calibrate the gyro from the OS
Fuck you cunts, I'm not taking it to the store so they can do it for me.
as am I lad
I make my gf wear a rain hood during coitus
>i am incapable of performing basic bodily functions without sperging out and dying