I remember seeing an old episode of The Colbert Report (yank, satire show) that had Morrissey on for an interview. He insisted that everyone in the building not eat meat for the entire time he was there. Seems like a bit of a cunt tbqh.
If you had the option to see what your life would be like in 10 years would you take that option? Would anyone?
can everyone please stop this 'pretend to be a virgin'
i know some of you might be on a a little dry spell but if you're over the age of 18 surely you've shagged at a least couple birds right?... you're not ACTUALLY bloody virgins are you?!?
He literally had the first edition of his autobiography published as a Penguin Classic.
consider vegans absolute cunts in general
being so fucking cuntish about what you can and cannot eat then going to restaurants and to peoples houses for meals
infuriating cunts the lot of them
was central american city, zoos like that are so depressing desu, i was ontourblind at the time but looking back i am sad for unfufilled elephant
>tfw you will never roam the plains with your herd and blow elephant noises into the indian night
Love to push her up against alleyway wall take my prick out and wank and as I toss my filthy cock I'll pant and groan right in her fuckin whore face and as I get close to jizzing I would say-stupid cock whore,slapper cumdump fuck you you worthless pricktease her you YOU caused this and I would spit in her face as I blew over the front of her miniskirt
Fuckin slapper I want to slap her stupid face and tits then yank her around by the hair shove her to her knees and take my raging cock and rub my swollen knob end hard in her stupid cunt whore face till I came groaning and saying take it you cheap tart take my cock filth you bitch
>Calais Jungle camp: 2,000 refugees living in makeshift shelters 'given three days to leave as bulldozers move in'
>More than 300 women and 60 children are understood to be among those facing eviction from the site
Been wanking for two hours but this cocktease has me about to cum again. Here it cums Alison you fuckin worthless tarted up streetwhore-fuck you you prickteasing bitch I'm gonna pump out my fuck filth over your pics take it Alison take it like the worthless bitch you are . Its hear you bitch right in your stupid whoring slag face FUCKYOUYOUSLUT
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insightful posts, i'd check them out
Went to a art gallery with the gf today, here's a picture :)
Fuckik raging over this Chevy slag. I know this whore fucks loads of different men every weekend while out clubbing. I see them every weekend,I sit watching bitches like Alison go into the toilet cubicles every Friday night with some man she has just met. It makes my cock so hard. Alison like the bitches at the club wouldn't give me the time of day,fuckin slags.
I want to shove my cockrage right up Alison's well used cunt while panting in her chav slut face"take it bitch,this is for you you whore,fuck you bitch"as I cum.
First good gimmick of 2016
If you have not watched K-ON at least twice you are literally Reddit.
>Ah yes, that's correct. I DO, unironically, live in Manchester my fellow gentlesir.
Just got a driving licence lads. One step closer to making it.
>I want you to notice
>when I'm not around
>you're so fucking special
>I wish I were special
>back 6 times from dublin this week
>speaking in bullet points
How can I get a hairy gf that isn't a vegan hippie or Jewish feminist? Was thinking of maybe a Chinese girl but I've literally never spoken to one, despite there being loads at uni.
>Killed some kids today lads . Plenty of bodies now desu.
fucking slut trash
if your hometown isn't in pic related then off yourself lmao
don't know what you're on about mate
what a fucking disgusting tart
>be a raging narcissist slut
>have a totally public facebook profile with hundreds of slutty pictures
>omg men are saying im a slut
Current Tele5 logo with special version of German flag. Germanbros you are fucked. Your media is brainwashing you.
>he actually uses reddit flags and even tries to defend his tripfaggery
>>he actually uses reddit flags and even tries to defend his tripfaggery
C'mon now lads
If you're watching Voyager, you're already beyond help
>"Today I went to Dunkin' Donuts and saw a clearly homeless guy sitting on the side of the road and picking up change. Eventually I saw him stroll into Dunkin, as he was counting his change to buy something I began to get super annoying and talked to him over and over again even when he didn't really want to talk. Since he had maybe $1 in change I bought him a coffee and bagel and asked him to sit down with me. He told me a lot about how people are usually very mean to him because he's homeless, how drugs turned him into the person he hated, he lost his mom to cancer, he never knew his dad and he just wants to be someone his mom would be proud of (along with another hours worth of conversation.)
>This lovely mans name was Chris and Chris was one of the most honest & sincere people I've ever met. After realizing I really need to get back to class Chris asked me to wait so he can write something down for me. Handing me a crumpled up receipt he apologized for having shaky hand writing, smiled, and left. I opened his note and this was it. 'I wanted to kill myself today, because of u I now do not. Thank u, beautiful person.' "
>>>he actually uses reddit flags and even tries to defend his tripfaggery
>>>>he actually uses reddit flags and even tries to defend his tripfaggery
Rasheed. Israel is only decent place in the middle east besides Kuwait
It snapped off in high winds last week and was blocking a path. So I was doing my job.
>hello i'm a certified tree surgeon or arborist, if you will
Leaving untrained people to fell tree's in customers gardens would be a bad idea anon. They will have no idea of the proper cuts to use in different situations and how to handle and maintain a Chainsaw correctly.
Fuck, my mate (a white middle class Briton) unironically listens to that. What's worse he occasionally starts singing it to himself and doing a gay little dance at seemingly random moments and it makes me fucking cringe.
you are fucking stupid if you think the kikes rejuvenating that bit of land is anything other then the truth
Yes they are being cunts about it but at least they are making it worth something
Mate, Israel is a democracy with western values. Palestine is a fucking terrorist state (more like two states at this point). Israel is in favour of negotiation but the palis just want to fight. Mate, the palis are responsible for their own destruction if they keep willingly attacking Israel.
>you should listen to music appropriate for your socioeconomic status. For example, a man of my stock wouldn't be caught dead listening to any of that "hip-hop" mumbo jumbo
oh so it's easy to develop a small population with $3.1bil (three point one BILLION) dollars a year in aid payments
hate women with a passion
>it's like ur deliberately trying to be a beta, even in your online persona
dirty worthless pricktease whore
I have taken literally one selfie in my entire life and that was only because I was covered in vomit
If the average man had the narcissism of the average woman there would be mass murders every day
>If the average man had the narcissism of the average woman
m8 plenty of guys about are super narcissistic fashionistas
Men with the narcissism of an average woman included Elliot Rodger, Andreas Lubitz, Adolf Hitler
>the israeli is doing almost no pro-juden shilling
good lad, i retract previous ott comments, including the one pertaining to the attempted extermination of the jewish people. I now sorta feel bad, i will delete
do a Yank accent lads, and not a fucking southern one please
Done it since I was young desu, going on adventures in my head.
It's so vivid it's basically a lucid dream desu.
I can talk to characters and they reply as if they were sentient.
Think I lost the plot quite a while ago desu.
>why yes i am currently in the grand old country of espana
>you will never fire an ATGM
I would ruin this pig bitch , who does it think it is...teasing dressing upike that creating massive rock hard cocks.I'd rape her hard and hopefully she'd break emotionally nad mentally , I'd take any confidence the cum dump had out of her.I want to look deep into her souless eyes and I rape her ass and suck those shapely tanned feet telling her she's be abused and raped because I simply like how the fuck pig looked...and I had to have her
>be me walking home from school
>talking to myself! don't even realise
>some older boys take notice start laughing at me
>they tell everybody in their year i have autism because of this
>word spreads and people begin to tease me
>word spreads even more and people start treating me specially
>word gets so far that I'm called in by teachers to speak about it
Why do conservatives despise value for money (non profits)?
BBC, local authorities, housing associations, NHS - all astonishingly cheap and effective, yet they put it down at every opportunity and make their work increasingly more difficult so the public lose faith in them and private alternatives preferable by comparison.
>my nan or something moved to spain and i had to come with her because i have nowhere else to go
The Big Bang Theory (also abbreviated as TBBT) is an American sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the show along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on September 24, 2007. The ninth season premiered on September 21, 2015.
The show is primarily centered on five characters living in Pasadena, California: Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, both physicists at Caltech, who share an apartment; Penny, a waitress and aspiring actress who later becomes a pharmaceutical representative, and who lives across the hall; and Leonard and Sheldon's similarly geeky and socially awkward friends and co-workers, aerospace engineer Howard Wolowitz and astrophysicist Raj Koothrappali. The geekiness and intellect of the four guys is contrasted for comic effect with Penny's social skills and common sense.
Over time, supporting characters have been promoted to starring roles: Bernadette Rostenkowski, Howard's girlfriend (later his wife), a microbiologist and former part-time waitress alongside Penny; neuroscientist Amy Farrah Fowler, who joins the group after being matched to Sheldon on a dating website (and later becomes Sheldon's girlfriend); Stuart Bloom, the cash-strapped owner of the comic book store the characters often visit, who, in season 8, moves in with Howard's mother; and Emily Sweeney, a dermatologist who dates Raj and has a fascination with the macabre.
also use clyp.it please because vocaroo isn't working for me
dog was having none of none if it