/brit/

pakis in

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cara

LADS

I THOUGHT CHARLI AND MARINA WERE THE SAME PEOPLE HAHAHAHAHAHA

i wanna di succ

Azusa

nth for Saoirse

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moz

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Kev edition

>>53493450
>>53493451
its just not my day today is it

when compare the lives and success of people like david bowie or cara delevigne you realise some people are just inherently better than everyone else. Our social system should reflect this

/BRIT/

GIVE US A WAVE

/BRIT/
/BRIT/

GIVE US A WAVE

I want to fuck a staff member at my college lads, help.

>>53493450
pakis out
spics out

>>53493458
primadonna girl

yeah

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Kyary

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kpop desu lads

>>53493451
here's your consolation reply

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Kyary

Mere minutes until tea's ready

>>53493522
her gimmick got boring fairly quickly desu

>>53493500
It does.

Those of French ancestry are on top and those of Viking and Celtic ancestry are on the bottom.

Everyone in this thread only continues to draw breath by the grace of Poleaboo

>>53493565
ur mums fat arse got boring fairly quickly lmao

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Hail Mary
Hail Mary
Hail Mary

>>53493570
this desu

privilege begets privilege. wealth begets wealth. Our social system should redistribute these opportunities

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>>53493576

>>53493573
Come find me I dare you

>>53493409
Yanks might have a way out of the dark times. Watch this and tell me you wouldn't vote for Trump

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452636730775.webm

>>53493577
GOOD LAD
Remember getting that film free with a newspaper or something years ago, must have watched it dozens of times

can't wait until the queen finally dies
gonna take a big fat SHIT on her dead cunt

maisie

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goat edition la

>>53493558
*waits until youve served it out and then grabs the plate and throws it against the wall*

>>53493622
but didn't that show end in the wall coming down and everyone inside dying

reminder to not accept JF threads anymore

i was laughing loads at something earlier in the past thread or 2; update: i just remembered it was that little turkish midget, and then afterwards something else

>>53493409
>tfw even though the last tomb raider was alright it'll never be as good as the first three

lads does it bother anyone else that any kind of joke or humourous image on the internet these days is referred to as a "meme"? even an image on its own is a singular "meme". A collection of funny images is a collection of "memes" now. the fuck's that about eh

>>53493696
I don't watch anime because I'm not an autistic Swede

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why are american highways so comfy

True freedom can only be achieved in a communist society.

>>53493741
haha great meme!

Beg my pardons to even ask, but at my cafe I work at there is a bro tier regular. He has British accent and comes in everyday, as he lives in the super-upper class condos above the cafe.

After reading /int/ I wonder. When I talk to him about his home country I refer to it as "Europe". Ex: everyday he buys an English muffin, I say " Do they just call them 'muffins' in Europe?" Lol does he hate me?

In b4 b8

>>53493661
thanks la
on a bit of a ps1 nostalgia trip tonight waheyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIWLT0QVPzw

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>>53493741

>>53493734
it was shit

https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/687016916054085632

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>>53493756
Communism is shit and fucks up everything permanently

>>53493751
Get educated lad ;)

>>53493602
m8, I already have the address of one Polish female and a copy of the others passport

If I wanted you eradicated, you would be

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>>53493755
>25 mph

>>53493755

comfy isn't the word I'd use to describe it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgdU6gaEPFE

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>>53493755
they are great for motorbiking

>>53493798
i beg you beg your pardon

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>>53493821
germany has a tiny willy lmao

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>>53493790
wew

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>>53493830
You have bigger problems than my lack of anime knowledge

>>53493850
Those are bicycles mate

>>53493858
hahaha

>>53493834
come to aylesbury

>>53493858
>literally captured, circled and uploaded in less than 50s

woW

Yesterday I went outside with my mother's mason jar, caught a lovely butterfly.

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>m8, I already have the address of one Polish female and a copy of the others passport
>If I wanted you eradicated, you would be

>>53493844
Heard driving in the US is a unique experience.

Why are so many yanks shit drivers? Too easy to get a licence?

>>53493850
No they aren't. They're straight for miles with no bends and you just sit there with your throttle on cruise control bored out of your mind, absolutely boring to ride on

Some of them have nice scenery but that's about it, and that road isn't a highway. No highways are nice

>>53493888
That may be but I sure don't have a problem with those digits

>>53493918
Probably used Tegaki mate

need a white gf with dreadlocks

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>things that never happened
>spitting in gf's face
>getting wheelchair pushed away
>free cab ride
>daeshe (fucking muppet)
>asking the bloke in the helicopter along with all the medical staff/taxi drivers in these little anecdotes what religion they were

BOLLOCKS

>>53493936
Look at that slag

>>53493918
You can edit and upload directly in 4chan

Notice the little square next to the file size

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>>53493936
PHHHHWWWWWOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

>>53493932
What's a mason jar?

Let the butterfly go m8, they're getting rarer and it's cruel.

Cis people logic:

Letting children be themselves = abuse

Causing dysphoria by forcing them to live as the wrong gender = not abuse

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl2U1p3fVRk

post a BETTER advert than this, i DARE you

>>53493956
Pretty accurate desu
The fun drives are up into the mountains or along the coast but those are just roads and not highways

>>53493888

the Swedish media is literally controlled by leftists. They'd rather have the country literally become cold Somalia than give the SD any "ammo" as they would call it

>>53493956
fine. those roads are beautiful as fuck to drive on.

we call those highways and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong

>>53494016
A preserving jar, my friend.

jennifer lawrence is transphobic, homophobic, racist, body shames and makes rape jokes but it's okay bc she falls a lot and eats pizza

>>53493985
u mad

>>53493985
We know, no need to keep posting shit, made by and for, the mentally ill.

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>>53493987
>>53494008

>>53494020
Your logic:

If the 10 year old wants to play with your willy = not abuse

>>53493741
Love this meme

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>>53494081
Delete this

>>53494024
>the CU.CK
xD

I like using the word logical fallacy in arguements because nobody really knows what it means

>>53493950

>Why are so many yanks shit drivers? Too easy to get a licence?


I can't say, but people say everyone from every where are shit drivers. Probably just since there's more people on the roads

anyone ever stuck a finger up their bum? how does that work?

https://twitter.com/actuallyalice
>queer poly trans girl | she/her | other half of @lilserana88 | is @furtivefelicia after dark

two men pretending to be women in a relationship lads. lesbians who can suck each other off.

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>>53493936
>>53494081

Noice, just thick enough.

>>53493888
I heard the tv channel told the lads to act like girls but the girls to act normal and the lads parents complained because they were bullied in school for being faggots

>>53494083
Nope

That's your logic

>>53494081
Looks gross in this picture tbqh

Literally ashamed of my country right now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM

There is NO WAY this situation occurs without that man being an abusive angry pedophile who adopted those two victims. Now he feels the need to broadcast the strongest false positive family image possible in an effort to hide his crimes from society.

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As if Jamie himself made it

>>53494122
nice ad hominem bro

>>53494002
what are you on about

>>53494042
This is true
Major retailer corporations boycotted one of the three major newspapers for publishing alleged right-leaning articles, such as when providing names or pictures of black/muslim criminals.
It's been lifted now, but still

>>53493985
He deffo wasn't a combat soldier anyway, probably had a little saddo safe job on base answering telephones and got blown up against all odds

any normal army lad h8s pakis and doing illegal shit that would have got you court mashalled if reported was commonplace

>>53494065
>and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong

No they aren't you stupid dick, Look at the isle of man TT or North west 200 for a proper motorcycling road not your drive straight for 50 miles then bank 10 degrees left "BIKIN ROADZZ" WEEWWW IM HAVING SOO MUCH FUN YEAHHH

the only reason anyone goes to the USA for motorcycling is for the scenery, not to do some proper spirited riding on those boring azz roads

>>53494171
very good lad

>>53494171
Not bad la, needs a splash of gravy or something though

>>53494171
the chickens still pink

>>53494141
I just hope you aren't including hormone treatment and surgery in what kids should be allowed to do

>>53494176
This is a good one as well

>>53494171
looks a bit dry where is the soße xD

Cats acting very erratically

>>53494179
Little square next to the file size when someone posts an image. hover over it, it says Edit in Tegaki.

You can mes with people's images and upload them without saving them to your hard drive and opening MS Paint

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>>53494144
bit gay
>>53494103
>>53494135

>>53494186
Race/religion isn't relevant to the stories, it's inciting hatred

Much like the coverage of the rape gangs

>>53494125
smelly

>>53494171
actually very impressed

>>53494229
thats fucking bacon

don't care if its bait your stupidity besides it

>>53494249
what was its name again

i called it Stripe

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>american highways are boring
>says the man from a country with hardly any interesting landscapes

>>53494265
Post her penis already

How much would it cost to set up a barber business?

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How do you beat the winter blues?

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>>53494262
what in the name of fuck are you talking about, there isn't any square here

>>53494024
It's shit because its implausible. These things are satisfying to watch when they're real precisely because it amazes you to think that someone has put that much time and calculation into it. When its just an elaborate CGI its not the same.

>>53494249

give it some valium to shut it up

>>53494313
about two quid and a few pence

https://youtu.be/VCMgAwHq640?t=34s

great tune

>>53493740
the 4th was okay tho

>>53494309
I didn't ever say a name, so call HER what you wish

>>53494313
About 30 grand

>>53494365
don't think i've played that to be honest

>>53494340
it's real you melt, it took them 7000~ takes

>>53494327

descend into a drug induced stupor

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>we call those highways and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong

>>53494310
The scenery is great but this other yank spaz is trying to say people come from the world over to push their motorbikes to the limit on them kek. One good road you have for that is tail of the dragon in california but there's really not that many

>>53494337
are you using tegaki?
no
so sod off you sorry cunt

this was the best star wars lightsabre duel hands down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHw0wzDCpg

>>53494311
it's me and i don't have one thank you very much

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>>53494337
What shitty extension are you using?

Poleabo wishes he made better use of his 15 minutes of fame

>>53494310
Tbf he was talking about our highways themselves, which are in fact, incredibly boring. But we are a big country and there's no point in swerving for no reason.

>>53494400
scotland

>>53494284
t. Ahmed Muhammad Abdul

alright lads I've got a spicy new meme
any time a jf makes a tit of themselves, we respond with "woohoo"
here's an example
>>53494310
woohoo

you may be thinking it's too similar to the well established "wew", but this extra syllable adds a new dynamic to an old favourite

>>53494379
ill keep calling it Stripe then

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>hana highway
>voted by 100k+ motorcyclist enthusiasts as their favorite highway to ride
>in america
>b-but america's are boring!

Don't worry. Got a few more highways to post. Can't wait for you to change it to highways per capita

>>53494387
egypt and shit

>>53494207
>>53494227
>>53494300
Cheers lads. Going to trigger some Northerners and say that I'm not a fan of gravy in general.

@229
good one

>>53494416
>4chan X

LOL

cannot stop laughing please help i canot braTHe

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>>53494398

>>53494469
>bikers
>knowing good roads

Ok Hernandez

>>53494469
end your pathetic life

>>53494486
Ooh northern boys love gravy

>>53494469
I prefer the country lanes of yorkshire personally

>>53494469
wrong thread?

>>53494452
I would ask if you genuinely have autism but people with autism don't realise they are autistic

>>53494327
Vitamin D.
Make sure you're awake when it's light (no NEET sleeping schedule).
Go out when it's light if possible, hard when you work though.
Exercise as much as possible.
Take a holiday.
Get spangled every weekend.
Keep looking forward to Spring

Plenty of ways la

>>53494469
shut up already

>>53494469
>voted by 100k+ motorcyclist enthusiasts as their favorite highway to ride

Were they AMERICAN motorcyclists by any chance? it's their favourite road because a road with turns is a rarity over there

>>53494469
woohoo lad

>>53494517
think you have the wrong thread aswell m8

Driving in Britain is the most depressing thing imaginable on Earth

Serious question:

London is a Paki infested shithole but at the same time the only place worth visiting in England.
Why even bother with this country desu?
I can't name a city apart from London and Manchester.

>>53494557
I'm British you muppet

>>53494469
>>53494543
imagine if americans took their cars there lmao

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>>53494551
>Kev's seal of approval

>>53494570
>London is a Paki infested shithole
well meme'd

>>53494340
>>53494493
It's real pham

7000 takes is a massive exaggeration though, I'm reading stuff that says only 606

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when the tories turn us into a nation of peasants and aristocrats which side will you be on?

>>53494570
woohoo lad
we've got a lovely coastline if you know where to go

>>53494570
London is legitimately shit.

York>Manchester>Edinbrugh>Leeds>Newcastle>Bath>London 2bh

>>53494570
>the only place worth visiting in England

Not at all.

>cities are the only places in countries

I would have expected better from you Germany.

Cities in the UK are for poor people and immigrants. Go to the countryside if you want the proper Britain.

Got into bed at 10pm yesterday, but I only went to sleep at 2am

500 words left

I can't bring myself to do it

>>53494570
If a city isn't multicultural it's probably shit

>>53494630
If London is so shit then why does everyone want to live there?

I think my dog had another stroke lads...

>>53494559
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452639655967.webm

Is this accurate? I don't drive.

Lads I saw a group of BLOODY BANKERS beating up a BLACK IMMIGRANT NHS NURSE

>>53494651
pull the trigger lad

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need a black gf desu

>>53494666
Eat it

>>53494639
Exercise lad

>>53494685
she's not black

>>53494696
found the korean

>>53494486
dont actually like gravy much myself

>>53494651
3000 words left

Mia is 40.
But I want to fuck her negroid cunt so hard.

business idea: swap footballers and junior doctors wages around

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let the rapes begin

>>53494559
Try driving in Singapore

>>53494639
you missed out last night was quite comfy for some reason

>>53494704
No I was reading a book

>>53494734
Oh shit

>>53494734
>daily mail

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>>53493409
dat nostalgia op

>>53494605
You're telling me the wheels at the beginning really happened? Don't believe it to be quite sincere

>>53494734
Yeah, now let's count up all the crime pigskins commit

>>53494714
she has negroid features. the photo is just high exposure

>>53494734
We need hitler

>>53494630
york is terrible, full of soulles faggots that shop exclusively at jack and jones

literally nothing to do

full of dickheads on a night too, leeds at 4am is friendlier

>>53494734
le daly mail rusel hoerd

>>53494665
>If London is so shit then why does everyone want to live there?
Because it's where the money and prestigious tertiary sector jobs are.
Doesn't mean it's a good place to live especially if you dislike bearded gentlemen that pray in the streets and paying 3k per month for a single bedroom flat

>refugees raping refugees

canot stop laughinG send help

>>53494789
That's bad sleep hygiene, you should only sleep or have sex in bed.

>>53494808
The ones going up the ramp? There's weights at the top

>>53494819
>leeds at 4am is friendlier
The Students don't really mix with anyone but other students and the local and fun, but painfully northern

>>53494679
Should have stolen his bloody bonus

>>53494775
>>53494789
Wrong reply

>>53494734
holy shiitt

i know its the daily mail but they usually just fabricate stuff, this all sounds pretty real

recieved planning permission for a wank

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>browsing tinder
>see this
>wat do?

>>53494834
Then why is it full of billionaires and millionaires?

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>beartooth highway
>one of hostelworlds 15 places to drive before you die
>tripadvisor reviews from non-americans saying one of their favorite motorbike treks

>b-boring!

>>53494810
Rasheed

>>53493759
Shit bait.

>>53494902
>swipe right
>....
>cry

desu

>>53494880
>this all sounds real because it aligns with my political bias
wew
inb4 rasheed

>>53494630

Edinburgh > Oxford > York > Bath > everywhere else is shite

>>53494902
Wonder which of you autists it is

#rapeculture
#refugeeculture

>>53494902
rock the cock out and start rubbing

>>53494841
You are probably right

wish I had a big comfy armchair in my room desu

>>53494902
not trying to be rude or anything but her head looks fucking huge here

>>53494902
who is this ugly dog

>>53494928
ignore them
british roads and scenery is pathetic

>>53494734

If Mohammed (piss be upon him) came back today he wouldn't see any problem with this

these rapists are the true muslims

>>53494870

obviously the fucks falling out of spoons are cunts but i've seen way less fights in the city centre

>>53494928
stop, just shut up

ye dawkins i am tired

Fuck me lads just got on this tinder meme and accidently swiped right on a bird from work and my neighbour, bit awkward t.bh

Milo on BBC 1

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

someone help me finish

apparently by law this must be played into the womb of pregnant women for a minimum of 6 hours a day and will soon replace the American National Anthem

Can any Yanks confirm?
http://youtu.be/XeQUlr4Xc3s

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>>53494958
is she small for a girl

>>53495025
just be like wahey banter

>>53495006
Rorke

>>53495042
>things that never happened

>>53494928
woohoo

>>53495008
Yeah that is one thing about Leeds, i rarely see fights, like ever. People don't get lairy for no reason.
Compared to someone like Brighton or Guildford where I see soft 19 year old posers sparring over nothing that's pretty refreshing

>>53495047
what an absolutely ugly dog

>>53495042
SCHLAAAAAAAAAG

>>53494928
boring

>>53495030
kek

What a faggot

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>>53493409

>posers

>>53495047
Me on the right with the cool boots

cara is an ugly dog

there

I said it

I know you were all thinking it

>>53495141
>blushingcavernousesok
what on earth

>>53495144
hope polaboo gets you first

>>53495141
is it bad that I was able to watch this without cringing

usually I cringe at this shit

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don't come here.

Poleaboo and his sister are both in the living room waiting for the other to leave

>>53495184
not him but its some gif/webm hosting site that gives its files random file names

widely used on reddit

>>53495189
Poleaboo is a figment of /brit/'s imagination

>>53495184
I got it from reddit

>>53495194
The animation of vasectomy without incision made my bollocks ache but that webm does nout

>>53495207
Such a shame of what became of the Peaky Blinders desu

>>53495025
Lad it's only going to be awkward if she swipes yes to you, in which case she's in the same boat as you

>>53495247
hi, reddit!

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>>53495141
/big strong girls/ lads report in

>>53495237
Poleaboo is the supreme power, the only one in these threads capable of affected the outside world

Fucking destroyed that highway cunt

oh wow!!

reddit!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

ummmmmm

hi

teehee

>>53495250
peaky blinders is shite with fake cringey accents
t. brummie

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>I got it from reddit

housemate's bf is very bad at sex haha

>>53495284
why doesnt he use his hands to separate her legs

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cara

>Poleaboo is the supreme power

t. Ribena

>>53495334
nobody cares

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>Fucking destroyed that highway cunt

>>53495344
is that her

>>53495269
>>53495319
>>53495310
You all know me by the name on this thread, let it be known I am a reddit user and not ashamed haha

Have this thread and reddit open right now

>>53495250
PEAKY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

So this is me, Tommy Johnson
three weeks from now, nearly dead.
And do you know what the funniest thing is?
I could see it coming.

feeling VERY comfy after taking that etizolam lads

>>53495262
surely it's more awkward if they've obvs seen it but swiped left lmao

my fucking dick housemates turned off the fucking heating AGAIN

why the fuck do you turn off the fucking heating at fucking night when its fucking cold you fucking arseholes

FUCK

FUCKING FREEZING

FUCK EVERYTHING

>>53495395
hmmm yes reddit hello

>>53495311
It didn't look like they had muzzies in the 1920's so I wouldn't expect them to have muzzy accents like you la

>>53495434
you forgot to scratch the record

>>53495395
(puke)

>>53495395
what's your karma like la

gibe upvotes

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>feeling VERY comfy after taking that etizolam lads

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Rina :3

>For example, for the Jackpot £1 Billion, in order for us to match the pay-out structure of the PowerBall draws, a 35% reduction is automatically made. This makes a Jackpot value of £650 Million.

>If you prefer to make the pay-out claim for this Jackpot in installments then your share of the £650 Million will be paid out to you in 30 annual installments.

>However, if you would prefer to claim the Jackpot win as a lump sum, your share of the above amount will be reduced by 40%, so making the new total Jackpot of £390 Million.

That yank lottery is complete bullshit desu, if you take it all at once you only get 39% of the advertised jackpot.

bit upset atm lads
want to buy one of those backlight mod kits for the gba but they're hard to come by and I can only find one on ebay where some cunt is charging £100 for it.
weren't even half of that a few years ago

>>53495451
>wasting all that electricity when you're asleep

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For fucks sake lads

My dad's Lambretta was stolen last night and I was woken up today by the police at the door saying they'd found it

fucking chav cunts

REGGIE
YATES

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>heating uses electricity

>knew a girl in high school
>she used to randomly attempt to beat me up
>she failed, like she did with most men
>went to the UK to study
>kept doing it
>apparently she tried to start a fight in the street with some 50 year old and he knocked her out
>she then started posting all this womens rights stuff on Facebook for months

"Strong" women not even once

might be pulling an all nighter so should I go to the shop and grab some snacks?

I also have some 30mg codeine tablets left form my prescription. should I take a couple?

>>53495451
get a blanket you fucking nectarine

>>53495488
Still more money than I could ever hope to make in my lifetime and in my next lifetime

>>53493409
jesus fucking christ the nostalgia... :(

Absolutely outclassed that highway lad. I'm a very intelligent man, I advise you not debate me. Fair warning *evil laugh*

>>53495569
here's what you should do

grab your head

throw it onto a pillow

close your eyes

sleep mother fucker

>>53495557
lel

>>53495488
They tax gambling winnings? That is fucking mental

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>>53495521

>>53495306
No, you lowered everyones opinion of Americans even more by acting like a stereotype.

>>53495609
woohoo

>>53495569
>tfw all the shops are closed here already
quite haram

>>53495557
>austrian thundercunt decked by an old english chav
lmao

>>53495569

yeah that codeine will help you stay awake

drink some vodka with them and you'll be buzzing

>>53495451
fuck off billionaire, too good for a jumper are we?

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>>53495557

>should finish my essay
>sick with worry about my gf
>havent heard from her in 13 hours

>>53495488
Still vastly bigger than your jackpots

>>53495636
They are one of very few countries to tax their citizens abroad, too.

>>53495557
That's some sort of disorder mate

Or low IQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YY6mymW4oA

Am I alone in imagining parts of my life in a fast cut sequence after I saw this. . literally feels like this every time I brush my teeth
>open cabinet
>squeeze toothpaste
>brush teeth
>put toothbrush back into cup

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>being a student(aka dickhead)
>literally paying £30,000 for a piece of paper that says you can do thing, hang around with hipsters and have lefty propaganda shoved down their throat

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, STUDENTCuCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>53495728
lol

>>53495636
35% federal tax

Variable state tax depending where you buy the ticket, anything from 0% to 10%

Then the jackpot isn't actually what you win, it's an estimate based on what the actual amount will be worth after they invest it in low yield, safe stocks etc. for the next 30 years on your behalf.

Gordon Brown was many things, but he was the gambler's friend.

>>53495696
shes out fucking chad

got £200 for whoever wants to suck my dick

>>53495728
can I get a large big mac meal with coke please mate

>>53495728

just torn my degree certificate in half in support of this post

>>53495728
>£30,000
wat

>>53495640
Virgin lonely NEETS now think less of Americans. What a shame

just stole some milk

>>53495683
he should have stuck his tongue out for the banter when she sat on his face desu

>>53495783
Do they also tax the purchase of the ticket?

>>53495808
twat

>>53495728
d-delete this

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>>53495728
t. jjb manager