when compare the lives and success of people like david bowie or cara delevigne you realise some people are just inherently better than everyone else. Our social system should reflect this
lads does it bother anyone else that any kind of joke or humourous image on the internet these days is referred to as a "meme"? even an image on its own is a singular "meme". A collection of funny images is a collection of "memes" now. the fuck's that about eh
Beg my pardons to even ask, but at my cafe I work at there is a bro tier regular. He has British accent and comes in everyday, as he lives in the super-upper class condos above the cafe.
After reading /int/ I wonder. When I talk to him about his home country I refer to it as "Europe". Ex: everyday he buys an English muffin, I say " Do they just call them 'muffins' in Europe?" Lol does he hate me?
In b4 b8
Communism is shit and fucks up everything permanently
You have bigger problems than my lack of anime knowledge
>m8, I already have the address of one Polish female and a copy of the others passport
>If I wanted you eradicated, you would be
No they aren't. They're straight for miles with no bends and you just sit there with your throttle on cruise control bored out of your mind, absolutely boring to ride on
Some of them have nice scenery but that's about it, and that road isn't a highway. No highways are nice
>things that never happened
>spitting in gf's face
>getting wheelchair pushed away
>free cab ride
>daeshe (fucking muppet)
>asking the bloke in the helicopter along with all the medical staff/taxi drivers in these little anecdotes what religion they were
fine. those roads are beautiful as fuck to drive on.
we call those highways and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong
>Why are so many yanks shit drivers? Too easy to get a licence?
I can't say, but people say everyone from every where are shit drivers. Probably just since there's more people on the roads
>queer poly trans girl | she/her | other half of @lilserana88 | is @furtivefelicia after dark
two men pretending to be women in a relationship lads. lesbians who can suck each other off.
Literally ashamed of my country right now lads
There is NO WAY this situation occurs without that man being an abusive angry pedophile who adopted those two victims. Now he feels the need to broadcast the strongest false positive family image possible in an effort to hide his crimes from society.
This is true
Major retailer corporations boycotted one of the three major newspapers for publishing alleged right-leaning articles, such as when providing names or pictures of black/muslim criminals.
It's been lifted now, but still
He deffo wasn't a combat soldier anyway, probably had a little saddo safe job on base answering telephones and got blown up against all odds
any normal army lad h8s pakis and doing illegal shit that would have got you court mashalled if reported was commonplace
>and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong
No they aren't you stupid dick, Look at the isle of man TT or North west 200 for a proper motorcycling road not your drive straight for 50 miles then bank 10 degrees left "BIKIN ROADZZ" WEEWWW IM HAVING SOO MUCH FUN YEAHHH
the only reason anyone goes to the USA for motorcycling is for the scenery, not to do some proper spirited riding on those boring azz roads
Little square next to the file size when someone posts an image. hover over it, it says Edit in Tegaki.
You can mes with people's images and upload them without saving them to your hard drive and opening MS Paint
>american highways are boring
>says the man from a country with hardly any interesting landscapes
what in the name of fuck are you talking about, there isn't any square here
It's shit because its implausible. These things are satisfying to watch when they're real precisely because it amazes you to think that someone has put that much time and calculation into it. When its just an elaborate CGI its not the same.
>we call those highways and they are curvy as fuck. its why we motorcycle enthusiast travel from all over the world to travel them you absolute mong
The scenery is great but this other yank spaz is trying to say people come from the world over to push their motorbikes to the limit on them kek. One good road you have for that is tail of the dragon in california but there's really not that many
alright lads I've got a spicy new meme
any time a jf makes a tit of themselves, we respond with "woohoo"
here's an example
you may be thinking it's too similar to the well established "wew", but this extra syllable adds a new dynamic to an old favourite
>voted by 100k+ motorcyclist enthusiasts as their favorite highway to ride
>b-but america's are boring!
Don't worry. Got a few more highways to post. Can't wait for you to change it to highways per capita
Make sure you're awake when it's light (no NEET sleeping schedule).
Go out when it's light if possible, hard when you work though.
Exercise as much as possible.
Take a holiday.
Get spangled every weekend.
Keep looking forward to Spring
Plenty of ways la
>voted by 100k+ motorcyclist enthusiasts as their favorite highway to ride
Were they AMERICAN motorcyclists by any chance? it's their favourite road because a road with turns is a rarity over there
London is a Paki infested shithole but at the same time the only place worth visiting in England.
Why even bother with this country desu?
I can't name a city apart from London and Manchester.
when the tories turn us into a nation of peasants and aristocrats which side will you be on?
>the only place worth visiting in England
Not at all.
>cities are the only places in countries
I would have expected better from you Germany.
Cities in the UK are for poor people and immigrants. Go to the countryside if you want the proper Britain.
>If London is so shit then why does everyone want to live there?
Because it's where the money and prestigious tertiary sector jobs are.
Doesn't mean it's a good place to live especially if you dislike bearded gentlemen that pray in the streets and paying 3k per month for a single bedroom flat
>one of hostelworlds 15 places to drive before you die
>tripadvisor reviews from non-americans saying one of their favorite motorbike treks
apparently by law this must be played into the womb of pregnant women for a minimum of 6 hours a day and will soon replace the American National Anthem
Can any Yanks confirm?
is she small for a girl
Yeah that is one thing about Leeds, i rarely see fights, like ever. People don't get lairy for no reason.
Compared to someone like Brighton or Guildford where I see soft 19 year old posers sparring over nothing that's pretty refreshing
my fucking dick housemates turned off the fucking heating AGAIN
why the fuck do you turn off the fucking heating at fucking night when its fucking cold you fucking arseholes
>feeling VERY comfy after taking that etizolam lads
>For example, for the Jackpot £1 Billion, in order for us to match the pay-out structure of the PowerBall draws, a 35% reduction is automatically made. This makes a Jackpot value of £650 Million.
>If you prefer to make the pay-out claim for this Jackpot in installments then your share of the £650 Million will be paid out to you in 30 annual installments.
>However, if you would prefer to claim the Jackpot win as a lump sum, your share of the above amount will be reduced by 40%, so making the new total Jackpot of £390 Million.
That yank lottery is complete bullshit desu, if you take it all at once you only get 39% of the advertised jackpot.
bit upset atm lads
want to buy one of those backlight mod kits for the gba but they're hard to come by and I can only find one on ebay where some cunt is charging £100 for it.
weren't even half of that a few years ago
For fucks sake lads
My dad's Lambretta was stolen last night and I was woken up today by the police at the door saying they'd found it
fucking chav cunts
>knew a girl in high school
>she used to randomly attempt to beat me up
>she failed, like she did with most men
>went to the UK to study
>kept doing it
>apparently she tried to start a fight in the street with some 50 year old and he knocked her out
>she then started posting all this womens rights stuff on Facebook for months
"Strong" women not even once
Am I alone in imagining parts of my life in a fast cut sequence after I saw this. . literally feels like this every time I brush my teeth
>put toothbrush back into cup
>being a student(aka dickhead)
>literally paying £30,000 for a piece of paper that says you can do thing, hang around with hipsters and have lefty propaganda shoved down their throat
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP, STUDENTCuCKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
35% federal tax
Variable state tax depending where you buy the ticket, anything from 0% to 10%
Then the jackpot isn't actually what you win, it's an estimate based on what the actual amount will be worth after they invest it in low yield, safe stocks etc. for the next 30 years on your behalf.
Gordon Brown was many things, but he was the gambler's friend.
It's true. If a yank moved to the UK he would have to pay British and yank taxes.
It's why BoJo renounced his yank citizenship.
Why do my female housemates think its acceptable to be blasting a film loudly and constantly giggling when people have exams tomorrow morning?
Never live with girls lads. Especially girls who are arts students that never do any fucking work.
>It's true. If a yank moved to the UK he would have to pay British and yank taxes.
My boss's husband is American and when I asked her this she thought I was mental. Is this an old wives tale or is he a tax cheat?
I think there was something wrong with her but it never got looked into.
There were other weird things she did. She got arrested in Innsbruck on purpose to try and escape from the jail. Instead they gave her some coffee and drove her home in the morning.
I live with girls too it's fucking awful, they leave their clothes everywhere and are constantly using the hair dryer, blasting music, chatting really loudly on the phone. God just shut up.
You really are the living embodiment of the meme.
>they leave their clothes everywhere and are constantly using the hair dryer, blasting music, chatting really loudly on the phone
I live with 6 (six) girls and I don't get any of this
Imagine coming from a country where woman have to wear shapeless rags to a liberal European country with beautiful blue eyed blonde haired women wearing shapely clothing everywhere. Also you grew up being told westerners and white women were just whores like in porn and that women were by default lower than men...
Well fuck. Thanks Germany.
Let them know then you mong, world doesn't revolve around you
Nah they all have rich parents and are moderately attractive. They have life on pure easy mode. A couple of them were drama students last year and then are now re-doing first year as fine art students.
Piss arounds, honestly, not at all worried about their futures, and i hate them for it
Learning hurt lads. I will record/upload it and then kill myself afterwards
I think my favourite states were Colorado and Utah, laid back and incredible scenery. California is up there, yosemite was awesome and big sur was special too, I liked San Francisco but I wouldn't care if LA sank into the ocean tbqh
0 of course
Had history class today and we were supposed to be in groups touring the city and finding historical locations etc.
But our group (and another) just went on a pubcrawl and laughed at the nerds
Am I a lad yet?
The best parts of the state! Glad you loved em lad, that really makes me feel proud of my great state!
Next time you're in town let CaliQT and I know, we'll take you out on the town :3
THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MAN
I'M HAPPY, HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY TOO
I'VE LOVED ALL I'VE NEEDED TO LOVE
SORDID DETAILS FOLLOWING
I kinda feel like I'm almost in this situation but the strange thing is that most people consider me much better than her and don't understand why I'm setting my standards so low.