>tfw you can feel a relationship with a girl slipping and you don't have any other girls to fall back on
I'll be voting for the good man George Galloway thank you
>Click on image
>It isn't Ragnar
Why am I so angry? Our land, our history, our tradition is being taken away from us by corrupt politicians and economic migrants. Many whom don't even come from Syria. Many whom are Muslim and predominately male. Many that do not integrate into our society. Who rape our people. Who will eventually ghettoise parts of country, like they have done in Malmo. In Paris. In Rotherham. And we have cunts like that who 'welcomes' refugees because it makes them feel good. Her "only policy is respect my country" . What a deluded, naive, brainwashed fool you have to be to think they give one shit about your country.
She is literally perfect desu
this is what i think of every time someone mentions their wifes son
genuinely cant remember it sorry laddo
just a boring cunt
CIA has kissed Hunnam and i haven't ffs kill me
thisunll go on me wall one day it will
thinking of buying a flail lads
something to talk about at parties
Mind tricks do not a work on me, only Shekels.
im a designer human being
>The jews engineered themselves in positions of power during the empire as it was based on trade and since then democracy has been bread and circuses.
This friendliness thing is wrong desu, im friendly enough if someone wants to talk to me but I don't go seeking conversations
nope, just checked, got a willy
This test is making me feel broken, am I a defective human
REE REE NORMIES FLEE
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Lets derail the thread again by shitposting mum tier online quizzes about muh personality
yes i thought the friendliness result seemed something of an anomaly also
Feels good desu
you see why i act like a narcissist
its because of all of you
ahaha keep posting your mental illnesses my hapless little insects keep stoking the fires of my ego
when you see a buff fit lad at uni
Modesty is drastically wrong, in fact in order to get through my day I spend my time thinking to myself how much smarter I am then the people around me to give me false confidence
though I don't say it out loud I guess
didn't mean to post the picture ffs meant the webm haha
>you will N E V E R be as attractive as Bale
F F S
>Go on Omegle
>Put Britain as an interest
>This guy appears
You won't get close enough. I maintain situational awareness in public.
By the time you decide to act, I will already have identified you as a potential threat and will have worked out a disengagement plan.
My hand is already on my weapon, finger in register, safety off.
Your last hope is to obey my verbal command to withdraw.
I wasn't trained to spray and pray. You'll get two to the torso and one to the head!
Is your processor kpop approved lads?
I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed
Traveling home from Dublin city
Six times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow
no sleep on the floor where you belong ahahah jk we can share the bed
why would you want to kiss me when herts and my cats will be there
this is a very sad one lads please don't watch this if you don't think you can handle it x
>tfw i could feel that happening so went back to the last girl i was seeing
>"Hate women, narcissistic cunts who are vain as a peacock"
>"oh look, a personality test! about me! wahey!"
Tire's down on your bicycle
Your nose feels like an icicle
The yellow fingered smoky girl
Is looking up to me.
it changes every time you go on the page
what dyou reckon ol' janner meant by that?
>he doesn't/didn't collect flags
haven't had a new one for like a year tbf
90% Emotionally [R]eactive
71% Openness to Experience
SOONER OR LATER I WILL KILL EVERYO NE!
>you will never have a quirky, anti-social, pretty gf
*lifts dress up*
*fingers her in the middle of the street*
haha just banter xoxox
>Have bay window in my room
>Radiator on other side of room
>Computer in the middle
>My left side is freezing and my right side is boiling.
Love it when you find a little outpost of autism hidden on the recesses of the web tb h
Just think how many little communities are out there, arguing about the most retarded shit every day
CLOSE THE POD BAY DOOR HAL
It's not good. Would say that it's half right. I'm panicked and uncomfortable in situations that other people find trivial but at the same time I'm usually very calm in actually stressful situations.
probably not going to either 2bh
I noticed you don't have north korea, a few bored elites have been shitposting on the nk / china happening threads, head over to /pol/ and you can snag one if you're lucky
>Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood. She received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying: 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?
>Thank you, I'm afraid that's it. We're out of time. From myself and Mel Gibson, shalom.
>At the audience: Shut up you disgusting, pill-popping sexual deviant scum.
Ricky Gervais exporting some great banter tb h
>Central heating has 2 settings: Surface of the sun and off.
>Just think how many little communities are out there, arguing about the most retarded shit every day
Good thing we don't do that eh? x
I know it's a stupid amount of money, but fair is fair, if some lad is getting redonkulous amounts of money for the same shit then that's not fair.
>inb4 it's bang out of order that I also have shit acting skill and get paid nought
Yeah, well you should have been born pretty.
>thread started at midnight
Dumb cunts. You're obviously new here otherwise you would've seen the chart listing the fastest moving threads on average that gets posted from time to time.
Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.
Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym. By heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.
Sounds unwise lad. You must have put at least 2 and a half years of effort in, sticking it out another 4 or so is surely worth it?
To get anywhere in live we have no occasionally do things we don't particularly like
Why are fish such weak cunts compared to humans lads?
Fish: Can only survive in freshwater or saltwater. One's that like saltwater need a set specific gravity.
Humans: Can survive in freshwater and saltwater. Don't give a shit how unsalty or salty the water is.
Fish: Have to be kept at a certain temperature range between 5 degrees of their ideal temp or they die.
Humans: can survive temperatures from below freezing to desert heat
Fish: Die if they get a little stressed out
Humans: Become stronger and faster when they're stressed out.
I was dragged to watch the latest hunger games shitfest. Never watched any of the previous films.
I has to ask who the main actress was, didn't even know it was her, was amazed that THAT was the actress who i've heard so much about, she's fucking shit
I've hated every second of it and I only did it because other people wanted me to.
I've only just scrapped 40% in everything, so my degree will be worthless to any employers anyway. I would have quit in the first year if I wasn't being mugged for 9 grand.
Much like a loan shark, the more I hesitated the more ridiculous the fees got..
it's okay lads, I'm only 99% depressed.