That feel when paki and slipping my dick to my 9/10 white blonde haired blue eyed gf
Thought I fell in love the other day
With an old friend of mine
I was running kisses
Down every inch of the spine
We had the roof down
The sun came shining in
The black fact is...
that I was thinking of you
If I could kiss you now
I'd kiss you now again and again
I don't know where I begin
And where you End
tfw you fall in love with every woman who smiles at you
sperging out in conversation with my m8s a lot more this term lads
ill be your friend (in exchange for sexual favours(
put aside the rhetoric get around the negotiating table
I've done it for 3.5 years lad. The worst thing isn't even the banality of your pointless job but the insidiousness and childishness of office politics. Bosses at my last job were literal psychopaths who enjoyed sacking women and making them cry in front of the whole office. I quit in the end because I was tired of committing fraud to cover up the incompetence of those fucks.
"So Ed, what are you having for dinner tonight?" "This question is wrong because negotiations are still ongoing. The household has acted in a reckless and provocative manner. I urge all family members to get around the dinner table, put aside the rhetoric, and stop this confusion happening again"
Rina is qt peng fit hot sexy adorable voluptuous attractive Beautiful lush gorgeous etc. haha x
How did you get a job? I'm thinking of walking around the local shops and saying "Hi i'm interested in applying for a job here, I was just wondering whether I can hand in my resume." but I don't have any work experience and I've been out of school for over a year now.
What do you think of my plan? I really need to earn some money.
>mfw Merkel goes on trial for treason and is sentenced to death
Merkel spoke on the congress of Sustainability and advertised their Book "Dialoges of the future, Visions 2050". It contains things like:
>The word "migration background" won't be used after 2040 in Europe because: (translated)
>"… people will be so "mixed" that every human will have a migration background"
>China still 99.999% Han Chinese
>India still 99.999% Paki
>Africa still 99.999% African
Literally what are they smoking?
Christmas in Belarus. No diversity. No lgbt agenda. Zero tolerance for degenerancy. Long live our Eastern European brothers
Lads I'm looking for a film
It's set in a modern conflict, Iraq I think. There's a bit where Samuel L Jackson shouts into a walkie talkie and a bunch of American soldiers start shooting from rooftops into a bunch of civilians who start running away.
cheers have this webm
>Extremely embarrassing lad
you have no idea
i like it though and i cant get beers because id have to put them all in the fridge and look a right alky
also wines a nonstarter because its all silly bastards prices unlike taly where it was equal to or less than 1 euro
Literally just googles samuel l jackson war movie sm h f a m
>it says here you went on a "soul searching expedition to india to find yourself" ?
>what did you do in those 4 years ?
what kind of person becomes a proctologist?
>Bought a new weed pen that can vape hash, and a brick of hash, for me birthday at the weekend. Can't wait until they turn up. :3
yeah I thought it was odd a white man was welsh
>Devised a system in halls whereby I hung a tote bag out the window with stuff in to keep it cold
what the actual fuck
anyway couldnt use that bizarre suggestion because im on ground floor
saw this really messed up jav once where this really tiny young japanese girl was getting gang banged by like 10 dudes at once while another guy was literally shaving off her hair
later on this made her walk around a city centre naked wearing a sign saying "free fucktoy" then they brought all these random guys from the street and she sucked them all off 1 by 1
the last scene was her in a bathtub with like 4-5 other guys pissing on her and then deepthroating her so hard she gagged on their dicks and passed out
japs are pretty fucked up
>I can promise you that recreational marijuana users look nothing like that.
Cleaning the flat to annoy the bottom neighbours
that'll teach them to throw partie a monday and preventing me from sleeping peacefuly
Victoria Givens claimed the title of World Record Anal Gangbang on October 23, 2004 after having anal sex 101 times without lubrication.
The previous claimed record holder, Brooke Ashley, had anal sex 50 times in 1998 in The World's Biggest Anal Gangbang and claims to have contracted HIV from the intercourse.
In September 2004, American porn star Ariana Jollee attempted the largest number of internal ejaculations (creampies) for the gangbang series Devils Films 50 Guy Creampie. The gangbang, staged in Prague, Czech Republic had in fact a total of 65 participants attempting to ejaculate in both her vagina and anus,
In 2004, Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 men at in Warsaw, Poland as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon 2004
There wasn't enough fridge space so they were completely rammed with stuff all the time. Nicking runts about also as you know all too well. Was a lot more convenient to keep as much stuff as possible close at hand.
what do you do with the bag once you open it?
Should I buy a Hofner congress, or a Framus zenith?
Both german made archtop guitars from the 50s-60s.
Tfw jungle chick and slipping my dick into an 8/10 brunnete girl, pic not related. Kek
We need to break the link between refugee status and being able to live in a rich western country. Surely the UK and France own some islands somewhere where we could send all refugee claimants so they could have refuge until they get sent home? Just because your country is shit doesn't mean you should get to live in a good country.
our plebtier products are in english reeee
>So I asked what his degree was in and he said nursing!
just noticed this is ES
its been replaced here by pic related
BUT WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN ENGLISH
the store brand here is really good ngl
I prefer it in many cases to the name branded stuff.
Born in grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget what we cannot forgive
And he is not one of us
He has never been one of us
He is not part of us
Not our kind
>replying to a 1 hour and 15 minute old post
SICK CREEPY BASTARDS is all I'll say popping pictures up of underage girls on porn sites for old creepy Pervy men to drool over!! You can see this as well considering your creeping on all our pages looking for the next picture to put up! Enjoy your last few hours creeping cause the guards will be involved pretty soon