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cara

>>53467084
who is that semen demon

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>>53467084
>Merkel spoke on the congress of Sustainability and advertised their Book "Dialoges of the future, Visions 2050". It contains things like:
>The word "migration background" won't be used after 2040 in Europe because: (translated)
>"… people will be so "mixed" that every human will have a migration background"


Source: On that site you find the link to the pdf, check out the chapter "verbatim" http://www.nachhaltigkeitsrat.de/projekte/eigene-projekte/dialoge-zukunft-vision2050/

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Get 'im janny

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impala

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kpop desu lads

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>janny deletes my thread
>allows this one

going to fucking flip my shit 2bh

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>>53467141
>>"… people will be so "mixed" that every human will have a migration background"

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>>53467163

>>53467178
/brit/ is for brits

>>53467141
>tfw already have a migration background
this is (insert current year) after all

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found sershlad

>>53467163
Arr rook same

>>53467125
looks like a toad desu

>>53467182
>Yanks
>not part of the most mixed nation on earth.

>>53467221
>tfw no toad gf

>>53467211
fuck off paki

>>53467201
fuck you

>>53467216
>Sershlad
>Tranny

>>53467246
sershwall

What exactly is so "vibrant" about rotting curry shops and mobile accessory stands? Why do people care so much about the nationality of people in their town that they'll never see?

rehoming a dog lads, wish me luck

>>53467264
Rorke

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absolute filth

>tinder has an algorithm to keep track of how attractive everyone is
so thats why i get entire streaks of qts every time followed by munters

>>53467141
End me ;_;

TERROR IN TURKEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

my dad came to the UK as an immigrant, from a savage culture that was religiously segregated with a long history of sectarian violence.

He never went back to ireland

>>53467280
all me desu

that priya from babestation started it off for me

>>53467291
Merkel is making sure of that, mate. And your people just watch.

>>53467280
Link to article pls

>>53467318
don't believe me just watch

>>53467303
no dogs no irish

pig, pig, loves to dig
digging pig enjoys a fig
pig lost fig to judge in wig
pig thinks case of fig was rigged

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>>53467303

>>53467318
Thats all fault of 71 years of anglo indoctrination. You will go down with us as will the rest of europe

Wait a minute, so it's ok for Asians to segregate together, for blacks to segregate together etc etc,
But any discovery of white people living together and it's a problem? even in white countries it's ok for non whites to segregate together.
I'm doing a confused

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>>53467379

>>53467235
disgusting desu

>tfw my grandad was an immigrant (German)
>tfw my dad married my mum, an immigrant (Canadian)

>tfw I'm staunchly anti-imigration

maybe I'm just a racist desu

>>53467381
Whites are the oppressors boy, somehow some of the richest countries being White means we're the evil ones. All this shit is doing is just pushing more and more whites in the opposite direction than what they wanted. The right wing of Europe has grown a lot recently.
>>53467416
>Your great grandaddy was an immigrant so you're not allowed to be agaisnt immigration!!
You can hold whatever political views you want, regardless of your background

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>>53467381
it's because >we """"caused""" """"oppression"""

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>>53467344

>>53467416
Honestly I'd love a massive mutlicultural European society. Italian Pizza shops, Polish corner shops, Czech beer sort like a modern version of 1800 America but we can't have that we HAVE to include niggers and pakis so fuck it.

>>53467163
>>53467163

HEY

>The very people that complain about house prices and the cost of living are the same people that are ok with mass immigration

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enough of this politics malarkey, post your dog

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>>53467379
>You will go down with us
We'll literally vote to leave your little rapefugee project this year, Hans. Then we'll watch Europe burn from a safe distance.

Don't be surprised that I built an enterprise
And my house got a view of the city, like a highrise!

why is there so much shitposting in /brit/?

why is life so despair-inducing?

where is the salvation?

>>53467379
And the worst thing is, this will be the third time... there wont be another chance for us if it really happens

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>>53467477
>implying the pro-EU propaganda machine won't easily brainwash us into a 60-40 stay vote

>car parked on road outside my gaff
>if I so much as fart the alarm goes mental
>cunt who owns it won't come out and turn it off

who is this bellend

>>53467498
It's all banter la
Why so serious?

German media is reporting at least 10 dead and 15 injured. 9 of the dead and 6 of the injured are presumed to be Germans.

>>53467381
What do you mean a discovery of white people living together?

im slowly drifting to you the stars and the planets
are calling me
a billion years away from you
im on my way
im on
im on

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>>53467141

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>>53467473

i don't have one

>>53467477
#RememberIreland
They voted no about 3 times until they gave in to the EUs money

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>>53467498
>where is the salvation?

It is in our lord Jesus Christ

>>53467280
>Indians
Well they are Aryans after all :DDD

Really hoping all the women raped in Germany were leftist and pro refugee

>>53467477
Cameron is Pro-EU and so is Murdoch. We are staying IN.

>>53467505
>Implying it will
Jihadi Jez Corbyn wants to leave so his army of drones (fans) will vote to leave. Infact, the only people who want to stay are ScotCucks

>>53467527
>la
are you from Singapore?

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>Really hoping all the women raped in Germany were leftist and pro refugee
>That'll teach them for friendzoning me

I've noticed something, lads. Have you all noticed this? 1080p videos on YouTube load much quicker than they did previously. The internet is faster than it was a few months ago, lads. I can stream in 1080p now no problem.

Now, this 2160p on the other hand...lads...give it a few years yet until that can be streamed without trouble ha ha ha.

>>53467580
He wants to leave but he is being forced to argue for it because his party will tear apart otherwise

Lads I think my IP is throttling my torrents

>>53467580
he wants us to leave so much he's backing the IN campaign

>>53467477
>We'll literally vote to leave your little rapefugee project this year
lel no we won't and you should know it

>>53467605
>implying Corbyn cares about the party

come on lad do you not watch the news

>>53467566
Mate.

It's rape. You don't wish that upon people no matter their views.

What matters is they probably don't have these views now and Germany has had a horrible waking up but it's better that they know the truth about these refugees now

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>>53467473

>>53467659
mate you know it will just be the same #notallrefugees #illridewithyou shite

>>53467630
He's never supported the EU tbf to the man. He was against it from the very beginning. He said if he didn't win the leadership he would support the Brexit campaign.

But he knows his new found following (i.e. students) are pro-EU and he can't risk losing that.

>>53467639
Trust me lad me and the lads over at pol are all voting out

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Quality Guardian Coverage Folks!

>>53467702
lol none of the rape stories have comments enabled

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism

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dog, dog, lives in bog
swampy dog went for a jog
jogging dog got lost in fog
poor old swampy bogjog dog

>>53467702
:^)

>>53467639
Look at the polls m8, and look at how badly the refugees crisis is getting. When Cameron gets a shit deal, when more millions come over in the Summer, when there are more rapes and terrorist attacks on the continent, it's going to be pretty hard for the media to convince people to stay in.

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>>53467736

>>53467748
thats some top notch writing right there

>>53467702
Imagine if white Germans did the exact same thing. Wall to wall news.

>>53467702
wouldn't gangs attack groups of followers imply it's Germans attacking """refugees"""

Isn't the fact it's hidden and not headlines a good thing? I'm not following.

>>53467812
i mean foreigners

what am i like lol new keyboard lol

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>It's a rorkeposting episode

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>>53467736
>It’s a miracle! Finally, the right wing cares about rape culture! Finally, all over the world, from Fox News to 4chan, a great conversion has taken place and men who previously spent their time shaming, stalking and harassing women are suddenly concerned about our rights!
>>53467812
>no sign of the sexual assualt anywhere
>instead let's post an article about how the evil white germans are doing evil stuff agaisn't the poor refugees who did nothing to deserve it!
>>53467843
Rasheed

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>>53467748
Hearty chuckle

>>53467748
best one yet
>bogjob dog
personal highlight

>>53467863
Didn't the sexual assault happen on NYE which is almost a week and a half ago? While this attack happened last night. Isn't that how news works?

Don't follow sorry.

what are you people on about
the rasheed rapes happened about 2 weeks ago and the rorke riots happened today
why wouldnt they be reporting the most recent event

talking to some semen demon westrernised asian haha do you lads even know this now haha

Wow no mention of Lemmy dying on the Guardian website? Just all about Bowie.

Quality Guardian Coverage Folks!

I'm doing one of those exam thingies on journalism ethics tomorrow lads. Wish me the BEST of luck

fuck everyone in this thread

>>53468007
Thanks, las. Haven't got laid in a week

Thinking of doing a bit of traveling in Europe lads. Can anyone recommend some comfy, Anglo-friendly countries? (aside from the Netherlands)

>>53467779
Little Laurie just got BTFO

brit? more like poop LOL

>>53468031
Based Hungary

>>53468031
France, Italy, Greece

Just absolutely chomped down on my tongue lads
Fucking hell that canes

>>53468031
all of em

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>>53468028
a week? woah bro how can you go that long?!

t. american movie writer

>>53468007
Thanks lad, you just took my virginity.

>>53468031
german, turkey, sweden

>>53468031

croatia is super nice and very cheap

>>53468031
Literally every country in Europe is worth travelling to m80.

I'm thinking of seeing Germany this year, could be our last chance before it gets completely overrun.

wish they'd dispatch my stuff already desu

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Should I replace the optical drive with another HDD even though I'm not exactly running low on storage space, lads? It never gets used even though it's le epin blu-ray drive.

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>>53467659

>>53468129
Give us it

If food has fancy packaging, nice material and 'quirky' silly writing on it then it's usually fucking tasteless.

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>>53467473
gf on the right with the dog

>>53467379
this is why hitler happened
>muh anglos muh jews
take some responsibility for once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMQC4jWuBXY

>>53468178
higher price ALWAYS equals better quality product

t. aquarium owner

>tfw you realize how americanized /Brit/ has become

God damnit.

>>53468212
'You only get what you pay' usually applies to everything but there are exceptions.

>>53468215
>ized
FUCK OFF YANK

I spend £120 per month on food lads, is that bad?

>>53468215
>ized

hoisted by your own retard

>>53468215
>realize
>americanized
>God damnit

Fuck off yank

>>53468053
>>53468059
>>53468072
>>53468102
>>53468110
>>53468123
Ta lads, definitely going to do France, Germany and the Scandi countries but I'll try going a bit more south-east if I can.

>>53468252
No that's good mate.

Do you eat well? What meals do you have?

>>53468252
If you can afford it, nah

>>53468123
Went to Berlin last month. Very ugly city, totally different compared to photos from 10 years ago my parents took but I still had fun, clubs are mental

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b95_1452549472

>>53468282
Don't go to scandi, go to eastern europe, baltics, balkans
Scandinavian countries are shit, boring and expensive

>>53468031
It's travelling not traveling you yank cunt.

Fuck me.

In a decade we'll be speaking with an American accent at this rate.

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>I will never live in Victorian London

>>53468357
t. /pol/

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>>53468394
>you will never throw poo out your windows
>you will never die from mild illness

>>53468421
Not him, but what the fuck are you on about?

>>53468328
>that bloke shouting I saw titty

Cracking banter

>>53468394
Enjoy your cholera and typhoid,

>>53468443
if you have to ask you'll never know

>>53468421
They are shit and expensive. Their alcohol laws are stupid.

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POST WAIFU

>>53468503
Why did you post that?

the "so called" "islamic" "state"

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>>53468640

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>>53468640

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>>53468640
the gf

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lads

>>53468328
>skanks
>titty

Fuck off Yank

>>53468328
>I SHAW TIDDY! I SHAW TIDDY! :DDD

Average 25 year old American

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>It's a muslims cause more issues for Europeans episode

>>53468934
can't say i like this gimmick

>>53468357
I've always wanted to go to Scandinavia 2bh, I'll probably just visit one country there. I have heard good things about the Balkans, though I've also heard it can be a bit dangerous in places.
>>53468392
I sorry you got so triggered m8.

>>53468773
Having a cry

>>53468773
asians are fucking weird

>>53468934
Racist

>>53468934
>Turks
>Europeans

They made their choice with Erdogan desu

DUDE MDMA PMSL

>>53469052
>not having your politicians making anti turkey videos
wheres your spine

having a think

>>53468994
https://clyp.it/0ikdgjsu

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>“Eight to 10 million are still on their way,” the minister, Gerd Müller, told Bild.
http://www.politico.eu/article/angela-merkel-domestic-security-crisis-cologne-refugees-debate-criminals-protests/

>>53468994
I've been the Finland for a skiing hoilday. Went snowmobiling and saw the northern lights. Well worth it but expensive

Also do the Chernobyl tour lad

starting to think anime is really shit actually

*does the stanky leg*

>>53469122
good post

>>53469100
something on your mind lad?

>>53469117
>I've been the Finland for a skiing hoilday. Went snowmobiling and saw the northern lights. Well worth it but expensive

He wanted to go to Scandinavia.

>>53468988
i do
very good doubles btw

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>>53469122

>>53469087
http://www.teachingpersonnel.com/news/2016/1/11/uk-exams-to-be-rescheduled-to-avoid-ramadan/

We have none

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>>53469112
It's over.

Germany ruins Europe yet again.

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>>53469122
Like with most mediums, there's a lot of good stuff but it's mostly mediocre/shit

>>53469183
in your case pakis ofcourse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5EoMdwkpgY

Wouldn't the answer to rising sea levels, caused by global warming, simply be to institute a worldwide research programme aimed at vastly increasing the number of sponges in the oceans?

junior doctor here, cba going out to the picket line so i'm on staying in and having a wank

>>53469152
I should've said Nordic. I'd like to visit Finland too at some point but I'd prefer to go for a skiing trip rather than just for a brief stay.

>>53469152
what's the difference?

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>>53469249
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A FUNNY GUY

Is Assad white?

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> Newcastle United have agreed a £12m fee with Swansea City to sign England midfielder Jonjo Shelvey.

>>53469327
Scandinavia=Nordic countries - Finland, Iceland and the small islands.

yes well firstly the students the arrogance the students the arrogance its digusting! and second if the employers really cared about it they'd throw the students the arrogance's CVs in the bin

if all the arrogant students who went to university had gone to apprenticeships then perhaps we'd still have a competitive economy actually

>>53469263
scab 2bh

>>53469387
he once begged my mate's sister to have msn webcam sex Tbh

bit of trivia to tell your mates there

>>53469410
Mean't what's the difference between Finland and Scandinavia, holiday wise

>>53469429
[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE]

>>53469249

We should just let thirsty Africans drink the excess water desu.

>>53469429
state of the nation m8 broken Britain it's all for profit are Nige will sort it out

>>53469429
I agree

>>53469183
There was a debate about this on BBC Asian yesterday I think. Every caller disagreed with it, mostly muslim callers, as they said it was pointless. At the start of the show the education people actually phoned up to say it was being exaggerated badly which kind of put the kybosh on the whole thing really anyway.

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>>53468640
>>53468701
bad

Black British history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9BTuBtCJs

>>53469542
I hear teenagers don't even have to fast, so what's the fucking point

>>53469429
You're forgetting paying the bankers what the footballers get and giving the bankers bonuses to soldiers and giving the footballers what soldiers get! If MPs were on minimum wage then we'd see the country improve fast!

>>53469583
thats what most people said, they just fast after their exams and dont worry about it.

>>53469485
Finland doesn't have mountains.

>>53469549
Literately nothing

need my willy sucked

Really getting sick of the "turns out the terrorists are Muslim" episodes lads.

They're awfully predictable at this point.

>>53469596
Now we're talking #corbynomics

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>>53469549
>they've started doing history
Was bad enough when they were talking about vidya.

>>53469655
You're going to be really shocked when it's a Mormon terrorist

really hope europe wakes up and fights this muslim invasion tbqhwy lads. our civilisation is on its last leg

>>53469712
you're not in europe you mong

>>53469712
I dunno, the arab world seems to be tearing itself apart too tbph

turned off my (You)s lads

>>53469738
I know, we're a floating bastion of european civilisation in asia.

>>53469740
they're doing quite well in europe however tbf

doing a toothache

might kill myself to escape having to go through this iah

>>53469620
Good point

>>53469692
You called?

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>>53469549
Why do they always teach about some random nurses in wars? Why not focus on the men who were dying and fighting for G*d and Country?

It was like this in school too

>Hey kids, we're going to study WW2!
>YAY
>I hope you enjoy 102 lessons on the evacuations
>...

going to see a ts escort lads
post op ofc, I'm not gay or anything...

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>Corbyn will be tar-and-feathered in your life time

>>53469712
Demographics have doomed us, if the Average European woman had between 2 or 3 children this influx wouldn't be that bad but Europeans and Germans especially have just stopped having children.

>>53469831
GOOD POST
GOOD ECONOMIST

>>53469795
Because Woman for most of history were just mothers and wives so we need to overemphasize the stuff they did.

>>53469845
I think Albania has the highest birth rates in Europe, and they're fucking muzzies anyway.

Worrying tbH lad

>>53467477
not with how the media portrays the eu and the """""""""""""""""""""""""""benefits""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of staying in the eu
people will vote however sky news, bbc news or celebrities tell them to vote

>>53469863
>"Zee problem wits Corbine iz dat he cannot account for ze redistribution of wealth wizzout undermining......... hez.... socialist valuuz"

>>53469795
Meanwhile in germany:
>ww2
Kewl
>holocaust for the next 5 years

>>53469825
eww
id much rather prefer to suck on a feminine penis than fuck a literal wound

>>53469873
>overemphasize
good content in post, however, fuck off YANK

this thread's getting right on my tits tbphwy lads
http://boards.4chan.org/ck/thread/7258906/what-do-you-think-of-british-cuisine-ck#bottom

eating a cold sausage roll

firebomb the local refugee camp yes or no?

>>53469926
bit gay lad

wish rupert murdoch would die

>>53469908
kek
miss hayek now

>religion
Causes nothing but kerfuffles

>>53469938
whoops
>>>/ck/7258906

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>>53469895
Getting rid of Christianity was pretty stupid in the long run ahah, well at least the baby boomers got to have lots of sex and listen to the Who

>>53469939
See you've been to greggs then lad! haha

Just got my ppi lads

>>53469949
Yes.
God speed Latsbrah.

>>53469956
He's the king of banter though

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

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>>53470011

>>53469983
Greggs doesn't sell cold ones

>>53469983
JF here, even I got that haha

>>53470002
may allah be with me

>>53470011
shut up

>>53469978
Don't get your knickers in a twist.

>>53470036
Yes they do.

>>53470040
JFs OUT

>>53470011
there are many pros and cons

the pros are powerful but fleeting
the cons are eternal

Doesn't anyone have that webm of the Swedish kids quiz show?

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Pic is Europe right now

>>53470078
'no' haha

>>53467141
This will permeate throughout Europe. Don't laugh at Germany, lads. This is a shared future.

>>53470112
me in the door way

Junior doctors really need to set aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table and stop this happening again

>>53470058
too late lad i was in a bad mood already and then started reading the thread and now there is no untwisting these knickers t b h

>>53470077
No they keep them heated

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>face looks alri in barbers mirror solid 6/10
>come home
>open front camera on phone
>large schnoz and all other features look dodgy 3/10

Why does this happen? My nose is big anyway but front camera on phone seems to double it's size

going to speak to that grile i have my eye on today haha

>>53470142
fuck off kike

>>53470112
What are those arm band thing women used to wears? They're sexy af desu

>>53470142
Fish eye lens

>>53470142
you need a better face

>>53470126
What I say, is that these strikes are wrong while negotiations are going on

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>>53470126
>set aside the rhetoric

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can't wait for uni to start again so i can get my flag back and blend in

>>53470126
Fuck off toryboy

>>53470142
fucking hell explain this to me too

I look fine in the mirror then I take a pic of myself and I look like that ugly fucker from Hunchback of Notre Dame

>>53470142
Mate, I have bad news for you. It's known at people look worse in barber mirrors. So if you're a 3/10 at home, I'm afraid you looked more like a 1/10 in the barber

>>53470169
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53470160
Fucking hell, what a shitty country.

>>53470142
I have the opposite problem

>>53470160
It's amusing that the least degenerate one there is the muslim.

>>53470209
ahahahaha, where was this taken

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>>53470197

>>53470209
top shelf bants

>>53470197
The lens of a camera is curved, making your features look odd. Next time you take a pic of yourself, zoom in just a little bit, it cancels out the curve

>>53470223
muslims are inherently the most degenerate because they're muslim
regardless, every kid in that webm should be gassed

>>53470226
give you 3 guesses

>>53470307
Somewhere where there is a high population of Muslims. Somewhere where this multicultural experiment has effected people the most.
Bradford is my guess

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>>53470298
>a girl will never sit on your face

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>things that gave you a boner as a child

>>53470307
birmingham
tower hamlets
bristol

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>>53470307
>tfw you miss a vital clue and you make yourself look like a right twat

>>53470298
>oh no... I appear to be losing...
>gah, such humiliation *mphmm*

>>53470336
Chun Li from Street Fighter

I know she's a Muslim, but that Nina Husain newsreader is fucking fit

>>53470327
>>53470341

look at the signs on the wall

>>53470336
trish stratus

how to I get rid of these hideous bags under my eyes

>>53470209
was, surely?

>>53470389
sleep

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>>53470160
delete this

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hV9fvhCmbw

>>53470366
well arent i a blind cunt haha wahey

>TFW STYLED MY HAIR PERFECTLY BUT HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE IN THE WIND AND RAIN FOR WORK LATER TODAY

>>53470404
get that old shit out of here grandpa

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>>53470336

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>>53470163
Thanks, I'll try put in a word with my next mother when I'm reborn to give me some good genetics
>>53470162
could be true
>>53470197
iktfb
>>53470204
don't think so, at least from my perspective I thought I looked alright in the barber's mirror >>53470269
Gonna try this out
>>53470389
Are you pale?

>>53470336

geri halliwell

>>53470209
>mohammed is a muslim

remarkable observation skills

>>53470413
bender

Why does it always feel like I'm playing 20 questions when initiating a conversation with someone?

>>53470389
possible anemia - iron deficiency

eat well, sleep enough, moisturize, wash often but replace the oil in your skin

>>53470336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8

>>53470336
>as a child
And as adult

>>53467264

im from Luton mate you know where whity-brits are a minority me and my friend were the only white boys on our highschool class the rest were asains. I experienced alot of racism in that school and could say nothing back. Being outnumber3d 15-1

School is called challney boys look it up.

There are no-go areas if your white esp female called burypark. Mudslimes will stop you and question your intents

Luton has alot of eastern europeans too who set up shops and form enclaves. Majority of jobs are min wage so they take them all. Even the bus drivers dont speak english

It's hard to make friends when only the elderly speak englishm no chance of getting a gf. Fem muslim wont date me and the immigrants only date immigrants

This is what the uk is going to be like in 50 years. Its all downhill from here lads desu

>>53470451
is it hulk hogan

>>53470451
it's called autism

>>53470401
deleted (:

who depressed here
woke up at 9am but only just managed to get out of bed, got the shakes so bad i couldn't make a cup of tea, feel sick

>>53470424
Apparently it's because you're used to the way you look in the mirror. You look slightly different in pictures (image is reversed etc.) and therefore it looks weird as fuck

It's called the Mere exposure effect

>>53470423
>2006
>child
m8

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>>53470490
reposted

>>53470494
Get a job

>>53470494
stop doing heroin and drinking alcohol ?

I can hear girls laughing behind me lads

paranoid that they're laughing at me

I want going to make a new thread but I'm not a cheeky cunt haha

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>>53470517

>got 12k followers on Instagram
>keep running out of ideas on what to post
I'm going to start losing followers, I fear

>>53470517

this makes me uncomfortable and mildly angry

>>53470555
i know that feel

>>53470585
fuck off billionaire/yank