A lot of my mates know I go on /fit/
Nobody gives a fuck. Was a bit weird when someone who I had a couple of mutual friends with but had never actually met guessed who I was on a uni thread though
ngl some of these modern housing estates are actually quite nice.
Shame I'll never be able to buy a house though.
>Wittgenstein’s response to me was humiliating, and his response to female students who tried to attend his lectures was even worse. If a woman appeared in the audience, he would remain standing silent until she left the room.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Witty knows what's up. Yet /lit/ pathetically tries to pretend that literature can be worthwhile when it's saturated with females.
WE'VE GONE THROUGH THIS. Women are the sexually in demand sex and will therefore NOT be incentivised to work hard in areas that require results / risk / standards of work that can be objectively judged. Women in any field is a sign of its deterioration. Go and do something worthwhile such as pure mathematics, brain surgery, garbage collection, theoretical physics, etc
I hate how the opposition of migrants and Isis is met with "hurr tarnishing all Muslims with the same brush"
I'm sorry, but whether Isis is true to Islam or not, it's irrelevant. You saying they don't represent Islam isn't going to stop Isis from saying they represent Islam. I'd rather listen to what Isis say about themselves than anyone else.
So if Muslims migration is being called to stop, well that's not our fault. It's Isis that's ruining it for them, not us. Im not going to be happy with mass immigration on the HOPE that some of them aren't Isis.
how many of you lads grew up with a master system? if I don't get any (You)s I'll feel well old ahaha
Germany has ruined Europe more than any country in the entire world.
Their quest for world relevancy has fucked Europe three times.
They unironically deserved to be eradicated. The citisens need to be put in labour camps. Merkel deserves to be raped by 500 syrian refugees.
They are barely even germanic.
fucks sake lads
keep forgetting to record my work search on the government website even though i genuinely am applying for stuff and now they're making me go in for an extra appointment this week, costing me another £30 in travel fares
for fucks sakes i want to fucking die
Enjoy snapping one day and commiting homicide:
They are the reason there are so many shootings in america
> I'd rather listen to what Isis say about themselves than anyone else.
Do you also listen to what North Korea says about themselves over what other people say about them?
People aren't always what they say they are lad
Just wait till Trump takes power, he'll allow White Europeans to seek refuge in America.
But if they're are killing in the name of Islam, then you have to watch out for Muslims. And if that's unfair, that's not our fault, it's theirs. That's the point. They are actually killing in the name of Islam. Some westerner saying they don't represent Islam isn't going to change what they do and what they do it for
YOU SHAKE MY NERVES AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN
TOO MUCH LOVE DRIVES A MAN INSANE
YOU BROKE MY WILL, OH WHAT A THRILL
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
Rasheed, Big Daddy Baghdadi or whatever his name is has a phd in Islamic Studies.
Would unironically move to Texas in one of the white communities
i had a sega megadrive. this was the first game i ever played. would've been christmas of 94/95
Same here, would be cool to walk about with cowboy boots and say "howdy pardner"
Struggling to cum is so fucking annoying.
Best sex of my life happened last year, fucked her in loads of different positions, no word of a Lie I lasted 20+ minutes but I just couldn't cum. She came multiple times but I was angry at myself, eventually had to jack off into her mouth
What's the happiest you've ever been lads?
I saw Eir Aoi's first live performance in England and even queued up to get my album signed by her last year.
>I enjoy participating in the BattleStation and Mechanical Keyboard threads
Shut your mouth
used to be really neurotic about my height because I'm a 6'2 king of manlets but now i've realised actually I have other interesting things about me like my personality and sense of humour and my 7/10 facial aesthetics
i'm gonna make it lads
>>I enjoy participating in the BattleStation and Mechanical Keyboard threads
A shags a shag lad. If she doesn't have a fanny that's like a wizards sleeve anyway or if you have a pencil dick don't bother.
I've been camping before I even knew who Bear Gryll's was.
Also Bear Gryll's is a shit Les Stroud wannabee.
>why would you spend 600 pound on a gaming computer you pleb
>why would you spend 600 pound on something you love that you do nearly every week
>why would you spend 600 pound on something that can last forever so long as you take care
>why would you spend 600 pound on something that you can go backpacking with and save a lot of money
Doesn't make you beta, /lit/ is just for pseudo-intellectual leftists.
pretty nice ngl
reminds me a little of Alberta
dad just called and said he needs to tell me something and to make sure i can't be overheard
and he thinks it should be done face to face on skype and it's something he told my brother and sister last night
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue.
ay i ay i ay i ay i ay
Already have he said it could be IBS. Told me to stop eating spicy food and drinking alcohol, I don't even do any of them apart from drinking alchol maybe once every two months.
My doctor is fucking shite.
Got amitriptyline to help me sleep better lads. One before bed.
>You may have thoughts about suicide while taking an antidepressant
>BBC doc on the insects of phuc-yu in Indochina
>filming takes place somewhere near the Indian Ocean, where the jungle meets the waters
>David Attenborough is tired so he takes 5
>so does the crew
>they see him fiddling with some insect
>>You may have thoughts about suicide while taking an antidepressant
Only lasts about a month.
Amitriptyline is the monkeys nut 2bh, gives you lucid dreams every single night.
>after about 20 minutes the director tells one of the crewmen to get David
>goes to fetch him
>the insect is fiddling along his sleevless motionless arm
>he is just staring emptily towards the open Ocean, surrounded by what he loved most, his rigor mortis a calm serene smile
Then enjoy utterly terryfying nightmares until you get used to it. I'm on a similar medication, like it's brother medicine and for the first month I had the worst dreams ever. Satan was ripping me up in the ninth circle of hell and regurgating me just to eat me again, I could honestly feel pain.
Get on my level
>Effects of sudden cessation of treatment with mirtazapine may include depression, anxiety, panic attacks, vertigo, restlessness, irritability, decreased appetite, insomnia, diarrhoea, nausea, vomiting, flu-like symptoms such as allergies and pruritus, headaches and sometimes hypomania or mania
jesus fuck, I must have put on a stone when I was on mirtazepine
It wasn't worth it, all the confidence I gained back from not worrying about stuff was wasted on the fact that I was turning into a fucking whale
Should've asked for sedatives then retard.
I've gained 1 and half stone, but I was pretty skinny beforehand. I use myfitnesspal to track my calories and shit thanks to this weight gain.
I'm on mirtazapine too.
I've been on about 6 different anti-depressants it's definitely the one with the least unforgiven side effects.
Also the most effective.
Learn some self control. I know what you mean though. I gained two stone. I forced myself to fast for a month. No matter what I ate, even if it was like 200 calories a day I still put on weight.
They aren't really anti-deprassants, they are more of anxiolytics.
They are worth it. They cured my anxiety and depression 2bh.
All sleep medication gives you spooky dreams.
Dutch school children introduced to Islam
What animal would you choose to be if it wasn't a human?
Peregrine Falcon 2bh
>those female teachers in the background
I don't need strong sleep medication, I sleep fine but I feel exhausted all the time.
Fuck it I'd rather stay tired than go insane from some shitty pills desu. Last time I had a lucid dream was awful and I was doubting reality the rest of the day.
Lol. I have done every drug under the sun.
Ketamine was the most effective in curing my depression. You feel really happy for a week after taking it. In fact it's already used as a depression cure.
Shrooms were very effective for making me less insecure. LSD was trash. Even at doses of 1000ug+
You don't go insane lol. The side effects only last about two weeks anyway. Just hack it out it's worth it.
I was on Citalopram beforehand, but I was really struggling to sleep on them. I had to be prescribed sedatives, and in the end asked to go on something different as I was just too exhausted all the time.
One thing I do really like about Mirtzapine is that I actually haven't once thrown up whilst on it, probably not good for my stomach during heavy drinking sessions but oh well.
Then don't take them. I get some weird dreams with my medication but never had a lucid dream.
>One thing I do really like about Mirtzapine is that I actually haven't once thrown up whilst on it, probably not good for my stomach during heavy drinking sessions but oh well.
Lel yeah it also makes you get hammered on about five pints.
Yep. I talked to some sort of diety after travelling through a strand of DNA. Fucking mental.
You're a faggot. It was dosed via liquid acid in a vial on a dropper. Hardly going to call a liquid a microgram am I? Neck yourself.
Bet you yanks can't even get Sandoz tier liquid acid.
what happened to hiring graduates, and training them yourself?
no they're rife in london
But they bar lower class people from entering certain professions.
If i wanted a job in finance, i'd have to
>get a degree
>do unpaid internship for a year(in london, no way I can afford it, mummy and daddy defo can't afford it for me unlike all the trust fund kiddies)
>therefore I can't have a job in finance
why is it allowed? it's literally slave labour, you just fetch coffee and shit, much """""""""""experience""""""""""""
>why yes as a matter of fact I don't fit in on /brit/ I get literally no (yous) why am I even here?
Looks good on the CV and WILL set you apart from other candidates.
Well thats your fault, poortherner should live in the south. But in all seriousness, over here it's quite easy to gain an internship, would imagine it's the same over there. I'm balancing my part time work and uni with it.
>you used to be able to walk into a chemist and buy LSD for "headaches"
Life back then must have been so sweet.
OTC opium, OTC cocaine, OTC speed, OTC LSD
>excuse me sir but I have found the standard of your post to be unsatisfactory, please leave so us refined gentlemen may converse in peace
‘I eventually found him too rich for my blood.’ David would tell Clark’s biographer. ‘He offended the last of the puritan in me.’ The final straw came when Clark had once again borrowed the penthouse while David was away. Afterwards his charwoman handed in her notice. Investigating on his return, he discovered that when she had gone in there to clean up, she had found blood on the wall. She had consulted the concierge, a former Scottish policeman; together they had decided to have the flat redecorated before he returned. The concierge was entirely silent about it. David never asked for details. In retrospect he thought that the girls were much younger than he had realised: ‘there was some very dark stuff going on’.
>he gets no (yous) because he doesnt fit in
Contact lenses are for ugly people.
>Ah yes, my fellow gentlemen and ladies wink wink *tips* I DO fedora post on /brit/
>being proud of the fact that's he's been threaten with a knife
Stop it now lad you're embarrassing yourself
t. someone who has never been to Scotland in his life
Because attractive people look good in anything. You wouldn't be worried about what you look like in glasses if you aren't ugly. Attractive people set trends and that.
>this retarded bitch on 1000 heartbeats
Please don't use His name in vain. Ta.
Are you new? Discussion about drugs is a staple of /brit/ culture.
QUESTION TO ALL MY NEW ZEALAND BROS
i've got enough money for a flight to your country but my mum wont let me go unless i have a job lined up. i've looked at the working visa eligibility stuff and its all ok.
is there much farm work etc around at the moment? i've looked on many websites for backpacking work and it seems like there would be a lot of things i could do
my ideal scenario would be to get any work i can find until july and then work a ski season
i think i will be ok because i am a completely different person when i am in new surroundings, for example when i went to germany this summer with my brother i made more friends than i have all year here
uncle i have no contact was accused by my cousin which i also have little contact with of sexually assaulting her when she was about 8
nothing happened until last year when she reported it and he got arrested
loads of people in the senpai had to give statements, etc.
drama happened between uncle's mum (my nan) and my mum and the rest of her brothers/sisters because certain people didn't get told and there were lies about who told who about it, and my nan told one other aunt that she never wanted to see her again and don't come to her funeral etc.
so basically i'm related to a peado
why does that matter to spain, all you have is the gay ass pyrennees
to get in you have to prove you have enough money to get out again, i cannot do that on my own as i am now basically a neet
always wondered why i was never allowed near him haha
he has a daughter as well which is the worst part, and her daughter's mum is about to die of terminal cancer
which is i think what sparked it all up again because no one wanted to leave his daughter with him on his own
The Book of Enoch describes the Angels, Michael, Gabriel and Azazel having blue eyes 2bh.
honestly had no idea about any of this apart from i knew the uncle was a cunt and had been arrested for something and no one wanted anything to do with him for it but never what
thought we were a pretty normal family before but i guess we're jeremy kyle tier now
>work a ski season
Can be pretty hard work desu. You do get to ski a fair bit but you also have to launder smelly sheets and get up early to make breakfast for whoever's staying there.
Just sold 28 grams of magic mushrooms.
so did everyone (ur parents etc) know for ages but nobody reported to the rozzers? if not ur mum or whoever's related to him must not be pleased
crazy haha did he ever seem a bit weird at family meets n such?
are u pregnant
>I, unironically, am an American who browses and posts on /brit/
Fuck Off Pierre
>i recognise the validity of nation states
>I, unironically, am an American who browses and posts on /brit/
only my parents and my cousin's parents knew until recently when she told the rest of my mum's siblings, and then one of the siblings told my nan that my parents told him and it all kicked off there
i've barely seen him other than a few times when he's been around my nan's when i was there too, he looks like a dodgy cunt desu
it didn't get reported because the cousin moved to a different country for 10 years and dropped it, but when she came back she reported it to the rozzers
one of his bail conditions was to have zero contact with his family haha
they had to get the local MP involved to ring the head of the rozzers to get that changed so my nan could see him and his wife before she died, which is probably gonna be tonight
While we sleep they go to work
We're legally crippled it's the death of love
It's got nothing to do with you, if one can grasp it
It's got nothing to do with you, if one can grasp it
More idols then realities
I'm okay, you're so so
Yeah yeah yeah
Up the hill backwards
It'll be alright
Ok so really, what's the deal. Why is getting 1-6mb speeds accepted? How is this not cause for revolution already? Is there anything we can do to make it better?
I play with a few Australian mates and they're in populated areas and we still have to wait for them to buffer all the time... It just seems unacceptable to me.
I don't have Facebook or any kind of social media and I haven't had any contact with the outside world for about 5 days. Let me guess, the normies are pretending they're huge David Bowie fans on Facebook, how many teenage girls that didn't know he even existed until he died wrote "rip David Bowie xx"
>My "General", /cum/, is s unused and dry of memes that i take refuge in /brit/
>I unironically, am an American who browses and posts on /brit/
Just woke up lads
Alarm didn't go off so I missed all my lectures
>I believe Westphalian sovereignty was a turning point in state systems
yeah well over here its not and im a very important person so if anything was happening it would be happening near me and the sky is pastel fucking blue here so put a fucking sock in it yea
I'm just saying that in any finance company worth its salt internships, the year long ones at least, are paid.
I don't know what it's like for other industries but the only places I tend to see unpaid ones is in fashion and like vague think tanks and stuff
>I, unironically, am an American who browses and posts on /brit/
>I am currently googling "Westphalian sovereignty"
>I, unironically, literally started the gimmick of saying "unironically"
From an internet point of view ADSL or nothing comes from the fact that they have been on a copper network since forever. It hasn't been upgraded because it was never much of a political or business focus. They always got their media behind everyone else, all the major players in the field didn't see the value in investing in a small market base. A lot of it just comes down to business, but also shady government practices. Australian TC networks are copper-based and slow because of the medium.
>I, unironically, literally started the gimmick of saying "Literally"
>I refuse to acknowledge that a single event can be perfectly validly used to represent a gradual process.
>I unironically a folder full of unattractive men wearing fedoras
>I unironically post those pictures over and over again on a British General on a board about international discussions on a Taiwanese brick laying website
>I, unironically am an American who browses and posts on /brit/
How do you remain positive?
It seems like I'm surrounded by so many negatives
>23 never had a gf
>live at home
>Dad is generally a depressing/negative person
>World is falling apart
The only positives I get are exercise/music/ learning a new language
>I, unironically, refuse to acknowledge that a single event can be perfectly validly used to represent a gradual process.
>I'll, unironically, give you a tenner if you link me to a medical paper proving this or any other long term physical health effects from LSD.
>tfw all I do is look for new music and shitpost on 4chan all day
This is unironically my life
I do have a good music collection though if nothing else haha, who needs love, friends and money when you've got music, r-right? H-haha
>psychedelics are safe to use unlike plebian cigarettes and alcohol
>I have, unironically, cried at any point in the past few years
>I do have a good music collection though if nothing else haha, who needs love, friends and money when you've got music
I used to be like this but then I remembered it could be worse
at least I'm not some Indian who has to shit in DESIGNATED streets
or some little african lad who will never have a good quality of life
or some chinese bloke who has to work 25 hours a day making iPhones
>>tfw most of my student loan is, unironically, gone on rent already
>shaking my head family
Literally me except I read, go out with friends, go camping, pratice kundalini meditation, go to private lecturs on anthropolgy, go to illegal raves, have sex, kiss girls and have a great social life
haha lifes good
>why, yes, I will par-take in the pratice of kundalini meditation
at least those starving africans have got loads of family and stuff, they don't expect anything but a life of shit
life in the west is harder, because we have the good life carrot dangling in front of us at all times so we suffer massive status anxiety
>I, unironically, live in Essex
I haven't cried once in the past few years, I've welled up once or twicr sure but never have tears flowed. Dunno why, I'm not happy with my life
They showed that rabbits can learn to blink their eyes faster on LSD. You're jumping the gun when you say it "improves cognition", you could just as easily say it makes people more gullible and easily influenced (which fits with my personal experience of people on LSD/shrooms).