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Trixie Edition
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are trixie
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Got some pussy down the shop
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>>53463108
>>53463146
who'[s this jism prism
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>>53463161
They call her Trixie
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>>53463159
tastes foul
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>>53463175
Bender
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>>53463168
hmm actually no she's too peculiar looking
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God save our janny
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>>53463108
looks a bit crazy
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>>53463199
She is a beautiful pixie or elf
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>>53463163
>>53463163
>>53463163
>>53463163
I-is this picture real?? UK what happened to your beautiful country :/
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>>53463226
the same thing that happened to every 1st world country
what cave have you been living in
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Never really liked Bowie tbph
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Need a Horne gf
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>>53463219
short hair a shit.
it never looks good on white girls IMO
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>>53463226
>b-bls resbond

thats just sad anon
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>>53463258
deltet his
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>>53463163
>>53463226
Multi Kulti
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>>53463250
what are those things? are they ""pakis""
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Which side does /brit/ agree with more?
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>>53463258
It looks the best on white girls desu
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>>53463258
Nah mate, I've crushed on a chick who had a shaved head.
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when f.lux hits your eyes like a big pizza """pie"""

it's a morning
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>>53463316
usa is famous for its clique and bullying that leads to mass shootings though
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doing a work post
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just sent through my janitor application. My pledge is that I'll only delete yank posts on /brit/ and by gum, I'll do it for fucking free.
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watching a show on hampton court
henry 8 was truly the meme king
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>>53463368

Bantering shouldn't end in loss of life.
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>>53463383
Imagine inventing a religion just so you could get a divorce - what an absolute ledge
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>>53463379
aussies are more obsessed with yanks posting on here than brits are desu
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RIP
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Ich Bin Dein Gummibär
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skeet skurp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2safGftL1iU
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>>53463379
why would anyone do such a thing?

>>53463421
some people in Russia went to the British embassy with flowers, candles and stuff, kinda odd desu
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>>53463383
I grew up opposite there, as a little kid i used to have free rein of some of it as my nan worked there.
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>tfw depressed
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>>53463463
Because yanks are the bane of /brit/s existence
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great argument against race mxing

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/40j1lu/my_favourite_teachers_24_year_old_daughter_was/
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Frenchies btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-VWbV6TJxU
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>>53463319
>>53463323
>>53463276
>I stop not liking what I like.
No !
>into le trash.
Go long or go home.
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>>53463466
sleep until you feel better mate
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what are slags like
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>>53463465
did you see wolsey's rape closet?
think he was a bender if i'm honest
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>>53463466
have you attempted smiling more :^)
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>>53463523
I cant honestly remember much really, I would meet posh old ladies with grace and favour apartments, get biscuits, run around a bit, go in the maze, look at interesting things, talk to the coppers on the gate, that kind of thing.
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>>53463379
great post
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There is a shifty looking Rasheed on my bus

>sweatingpepe.jpg
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>>53463466
Wahh I'm white and in a first world country
I'm so sad and lonely wahh
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>>53463491
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>>53463566
>using public transport
>Absolutely_disgusting.jpg
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>>53463568
why does no one take male suicide seriously :(

t. suicide victim
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>>53463566
I'm not shifty I have piles mate, its uncomfortable.
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Can someone on /brit/ please help me with my dry penis?
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>>53463498
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fuck off 'greek mutt'
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>>53463257
>that episode where she's at one eyed Jack's and she's wearing all that lingerie
hhnnnnnnnnggggg
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>>53463591
Lob some vaseline on mate
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Pretty good tbhimo
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>>53463584
Fuck off Dad
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>>53463591
Dip it in my bumhole
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>>53463591
Drink more water and do more exercise
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>>53463606
Very good post
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>>53463628

Are you a girl?
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>>53463614
>8000 operations on hold due to strikes
Fuck em
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>>53463645
I can be whatever you want me to be.
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>modern politics
Into the rubbish bin it goes
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>>53463254
rasheed
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>>53463651

but are you a girl tho?
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>>53463614
fucking entitled cunts
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They took my foreskin from me when I was a just a little baby. Fucking cowards.

I'd like to see them take it now that I'm a fully grown adult.
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Is there a funnier comedian than Bill Burr?
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Can women abuse men lads?
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>>53463677
No I'm just not bent
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anyone want some foreskins
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>>53463722
DUDE BOSTON LMAO
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>>53463498
>Go long or go home
fuck off yank
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TIL Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about 4 crewman who are lost at sea and turned to eating the cabin boy named Richard Parker, 46 years later, an English Yacht sank and the remaining 4 survivors in a life boat turned to eating the Cabin Boy after he fell ill, also named Richard Parker )
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>>53463744
Yes please, mines gone missing!
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>>53463729
Everyone is a bit bent
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>>53463722
joe rogan
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>>53463466
I know how you feel anon, even escapism doesnt help anymore
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>>53463770
Mainly you though
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>>53463771
Joe Rogan is more of a cultural commentator than a comedian
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Why do brits say aluminum all gay?

"Aloominnie-um"
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>>53463751
>TIL
Salutations Reddit!
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>>53463779
I have a gf, but yes I am slightly bi
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>>53463768
alright ill send a box over
which marina should i address it to

>>53463793
al-yuh-min-yum
since it's spelled aluminium and not alooominerrrrmmmm
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Vegans BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i15OPuFvmA
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>>53463793
Because it's spelt aluminium, so it's said aluminium
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>>53463799

Just being British is the most reddit thing you can do.
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>>53463680
>work more hours for less pay

What idiot wouldn't?! Agreed! Entitled student runts.
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getting my 1950's archaeology student gf delivered tomorrow
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yanks out
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>>53463793
Because it's the correct way to say it
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>>53463793
>a- LOO- min-um
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>>53463821
>coming from a Canadian
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>>53463722
working today? I think only doug stanhope
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Look. I just want a remedy for my dry penis.
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>>53463821
>canacucks
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>>53463771
I love the fuck out of his podcast but his comedy never did it for me
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>>53463870
down voted. no one fucking cares fuck off
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>>53463818
Fucking cracker of an ad, had me pissing myself tbqh
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where can i find them lewd images of anime girls lads
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>>53463904
crikey mate cracking banter there wanna put a wallaby on the barbie with the dingo?
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>>53463916
nonces out
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>>53463916
gelbooru
danbooru
sankaku complex
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>>53463904

I'm heartbroken that you would even say that.
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Mum told me she was going to wake me up at 8 last night

Woke up this morning having a super vivid It Follows esque dream, dead people appearing randomly, super scary the dreams sound was really affecting as well.

checked the time as soon as i woke, 08:00

is my mum a witch? wouldn't surprise me desu
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>>53463881
The podcasts with Joey Diaz are funny af
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>>53463929
gracias
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>>53463920
i'll throw my hat into that ring
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>>53463945
Yes, also.. You're a wizard, Harry.
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YOU HAD A CHANCE TO GET AROUND THE NEGOTIATING TABLE JEREMY
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>>53463941
nice all use it for ma profile pic
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>>53463945
burn her
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>>53463945
i put a spell on you!
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>>53463867
DUDE MISERY LMAO
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yanks out
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>>53463948
yeah. he can get deep too, there's one where he talks about family members dying and it's actually pretty profound
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>>53463979
>ma
fuck off yank
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Poor white boys
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>>53463979
Profile for what
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Just went over to /cumg/ and seen they have just the absolute shittest patter.
Literally homos all round
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35290760


I WONDER WHICH RELIGON OF PEACE COULD BE BEHIND THIS
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They're blowing up the Turks now
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>>53464019
THIS IS RACISM
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION NOW
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>>53464019
and now they've moved the exam time to ramadan
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t
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>>53463977
at a time when negotiations are still going on both sides have acted in a reckless and provocative manner
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>>53464026
wonder how sheikh erdogan will deal with this
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>>53464025
why do you think there are so many yanks in /brit/

>>53464026
russian false flag
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Just saw a half Indian girl on the bus, her face was qt as fuck and she was wearing a long beige jacket with fucking hot pants underneath, hhnnnnnggg
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>>53464019

>the category with the worst life oppurtunities does the worst

hmm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35244923
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>>53463463
that's really nice

i'm sad
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>>53464091
Cheeki breekis blew up their own plane too as a false flag
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>>53464129
kek, /int/ the image
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>wake up
>remember david bowie is dead
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>>53464157
pretty good alberto barbosa likeness
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>>53464129
Why do they have to shove their shit into everything? Just do the nativity play like normal ffs
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"Without the right to withdraw you labour you are nothing but a wage slave"

t. professional quote maker
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/12093935/Police-in-Sweden-accused-of-hushing-up-asylum-seeker-assaults-at-festival.html

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>53464194
t. racist UKIP voter
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>>53464204
Rasheed
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>>53464164
>Look up here, I’m in heaven

my eyes are hurting
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>>53464204
t. cucked rape enabler
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>>53464199
Why do they keep doing it? Will they get sanctioned if they allow people to be angry at asylum seekers?
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>>53464323
because everything in their minds isn't what has happened, but what anti-immigration people will do with it.

there was that quote after the cologne rape spree about how far right groups on internet chatrooms spreading anti-immigration ideas were as bad as the guys who raped the girls.
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>>53464323
The politicians would rather their young were all raped and victimised rather than admit they were wrong and their policies aren't working.
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>>53464355
Anti-Immigration supporters might be mean to refugees. Let's protect their feelings by covering up their rape and sexual assualt on the original inhabitants!
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who /faith/ here?
Willow fags go home
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>>53464243
Bad news for you, druggie pooftas aren't allowed into heaven.
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>>53464404
>>53464243
bad news for both of you, heaven isn't real
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>>53464239
ahah that dance
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just had a wank to 3d images
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>heaven isn't real
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>bad news for both of you, heaven isn't real
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i'm predicting that >>53464499 will be a really great post lads
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havin a wank
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>>53464505
>being THIS racist
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>>53464468
>>53464500
one off FUCKING YANKS
REEEEEEEEEE
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did Corbz accept to debate Farage?
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>>53464513
>Union flag is racist
???
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>>53464518
why would the future prime minister waste his time debating a single-issue meme candidate?
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>>53464552
>future prime minister
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>>53464543
>I have to share my country with neo nazis like this guy
bad feel lads
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>>53464552
because he'd look like a scared, senile old cry baby demagogue
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>>53464543
Love this pic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei4PF5r4a0

how do I miss him
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>>53464595
I know, but how would corbyn come across?
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>>53464574
>I get triggered by the best flag of all time
Rasheed
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>>53464612
ah the ol switcheroo! haha! comedic gold my politcal friend! haha hoooooo woweeeee *slaps knee* hahahooooooooohohoho deary me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QJHjDNV58

WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE
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>>53464647
were you posting yesterday because I rather enjoy this gimmick
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>>53464651
heres my impression of fitzthistlewits
*doesnt make a video for years*
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>>53464656
idk yeah i was exhaling cigar smoke yesterday though if thats what you mean
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I have a question lads
Are you meant to pronounce crepe like ape or crep, as in shoes?
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Finally got all the anime I need. Going out to eat some good food now desu lads.
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>>53464689
its the same as creep
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>>53464679
in his AMA he's said he stopped because his character hot stale and he'd rather not rehash the same old jokes and see his quality decline
but it's still TOO FEW VIDEOS GOD DAMN IT
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>>53463108
is there a proper term for that pin watch thing she is wearing?
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this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
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>>53464722
pocket watch, no?
it's just not put in a pocket in that pic
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>>53464702
i find that hard to believe
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>>53464721
Fuck off reddit
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>>53464721
makes sense I guess, better to have a small output that's high quality
his chess one is my favourite
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>I don't support the junior doctors
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Why is one of David Bowies pupils super dilated and the other is really small?
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>>53464765
you're a sharp one
personally I say crape but i have no idea if it's right or not
why do savage languages need accents on letters anyway
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>this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
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>Only 15,000 signatures for something that's actually important and non meme.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107864
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>>53464766
willing to bet my middle nut more than half of this moronic general browses reddit
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>>53464771
and junior doctors don't support their patients.
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>>53464784
he got punched in the eye when he was younger and it never returned to normal
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>this "greentexting someone elses post" meme is a bit overused
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>>53463175
Indeed
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>>53464813
I do too haha just wanted to tell you to fuck off..... fuck off
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Only Rasheeds don't support the greatest British institution left, the NHS.
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>It's a public workers demand even fatter paychecks protest
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>>53464882
>Not the Monarchy
Hello Corbyn!
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>>53464882
I'm sure even rasheeds would support it
Only people who don't are millionaire nonces
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I do support the junior doctors but i find it pretty disgusting that the nurses get shafted even harder and no one says anything
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>>53464818

Junior Doctors already support their patients but might be doing it for more hours and less pay. Which is why they're striking.
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>>53464956
>Oh yeah, we totally support you and don't want you to die
>What's that? Your life-saving surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday? Unlucky, that's when I'm refusing to do my job because I want more money.
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>>53464916

A monarchy is neither an institution or explicitly british.
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>>53464956
they've been offered a higher base pay lad... over time is going down by 25%. only something like 5% of doctors will see their wages fall.
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>>53464934
they should put footballers' wages into the pockets of our hard working nurses and soldiers, but of course the bankers and the bonuses don't want that to happen
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>>53464987
the monarchy is an institution of the government you twat
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>>53464916
I do remember that one time the Queen stitched me up. She took 36m from the taxpayers!

t. comedian
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>>53465045
your mum certainly enjoys the institution of my penis
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>>53465085
TERRIFIC BANTER LADS
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well I guess it's nice you're all talking about politics but- *gets interrupted*
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>>53464981

Yup doctors aren't people, they should work for nothing, 24/7 because they only exist to serve the great british public.
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>>53465085
FANTASTIC
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>>53464981
Essential surgeries aren't being cancelled you cretin. Actually read what is going on.
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>>53464793
I walked straight into that one didnt I
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>>53465108
>they should work for nothing
Blatant exaggeration

They knew the kind of work they were getting into when they spent all those years at university training for it
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>politics
absolutely disgusting
what happened to crisps & slags discussion
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Based Nige

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/686833575614873600
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>>53465108
I've never needed a doctor
I look after myself
They are a waste of money and should be sacked
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>>53465135
oi

lad

do you like "crisps"?
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having a royal rumble
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>>53465108
>they should work for nothing, 24/7
>basic salary of 22k in the first year, plus over time.
>rises to 28k even with no increase in responsibility
>working time limited to 48 hours a week
get a load of this guy
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>>53465135
>crisps and slags

Sorry, since the normie takeover instead of crisps and slags it's been MDMA and Tinder.
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>>53465147
theyre alright
dont eat them as much as I used to because i'm losing weight
what say you re: crisps
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>>53465177
no i dont like them myself


what do you think of this picture I have?
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>It's a public workers who are already one of the most highly paid groups of people in the country demand more tax payer money protest.

Fuck off. GPs make like double the national average wage.
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>>53465136
NIGE MENTIONED
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These joist joist joist j list ads are an utter pis stake and I think they are rubbishy and should be removed because I am not a nonce and I don't want people labouring under any delusions that I am in fact a nonce if they happen to see me perusing the chin the chin chin the chin the Cohen the chin the ducking fucking chon,,, in public which I am won't to do if the opportunity presents itself in times such as now where I e got nowt to do
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>>53465017

>up to 30% cut in pay
>definitely going to be paid less if you work "social hours"
>payment protection only lasts until 2019
>>
>>53465202
that is a good looking woman and if the opportunity were to arise I would probably engage her in sexual intercourse.
>>
>>53465175
>Doctors are literally complaining about making 28k 1 year into their career

Wow all sympathy gone
>>
>>53465175
I get paid more and I never went to uni
>doctor poors
>>
>>53465233
stressful work tho innit
>>
>>53465175

Spoken like a neet.
>>
>>53465247
That they chose to do
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>>53465220
*spits out spoiled milk* Jethus Chritht I didnt athk for THHHAT much informashin!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
I think we should give the bankers the bonuses to the doctors.
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>>53465257
well what the fuck else were they going to do when they'd already gotten their medical degree and it was too late to go back on it?
>>
>>53465203
GP's aren't junior doctors you idiot.
>>
>Spend billions on EU, foreign aid and rasheeds
>Have to make cuts elsewhere

Do you want your diversity or not?
>>
>>53465218
>30% cut in pay
no, there's an increase in the basic rate. a cut in overtime pay, which is something like 25%. you're literally pulling 30% out of your arse.

>>53465248
>t.medicine student
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>>53465247
this, I could never work as a doctor the stress from all the responsibility and having to work with disgusting sick bastards would kill me
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>it's a '/brit/ posts uneducated opinions about political issues' episode
i just want to shitpost in peace
>>
*sips schooner* you ask me... theres on think I hate more than those BLOODY bankers *hits fist on table* is their BLOODY bonuses! *pub dwellers all yell hear hear!*
>>
might have a go
>>
If doctors truly got into their careers to help people they would be happy with their 28k

Sounds like they just did it to earn money.
>>
>>53465272
Think about that before getting a medical degree
Anyone thick enough to spend that long getting a degree without knowing how stressful the resulting job would be does not deserve to be a doctor
>>
>>53465344
genuine 10/10 gimmick
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>>53465353
>people got into a career to earn money

well, not shit
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>tfw you hide your money in the back garden so the b̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r̶s̶ wankers can't get it.
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>>53465316
You shrug off 48 hours like its nothing and you treat 22k like a fortune so you must be a neet.
>>
>>53465353
wow no shit
next you're going to tell me politicians have personal agendas
>>
>>53465344
why do brits pretend that isnt a reasonable stance
>>
Why should I sympathise with people that make more money than me?
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>>53465344
>schooner
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>>53465397
it is a reasonable stance
it's just that it's become a meme as well
>>
>>53465402

Why should anyone sympathise with a lazy neet / minimum wager?
>>
anyone want a reply.? I'll gladly dole out a you in return for an analysis of my poetry it is as follows: cat cat sitting in mat, cat is fat and wears a hat, cat called pat sits fat on mat, cat in vat of fat of bat
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>>53465384
mate, 48 hours is pretty usual for a professional job, granted working from home is included.

22k is ok for the first year of a graduate. it rises to 28k in the next year, and then 38k in the 4th year, even with no increase in responsibility. this never happens in the private sector...
>>
>people love bankers and the bonuses and the tax dodging
>people hate junior doctors who work for a national public service

what's going on here, why are people so unpatriotic.

sad desu
>>
> tfw Uni student working at Lidl getting £8.25/hr
TY based living wage
>>
Fuck doctors
Who gives a shit
Most of them are pakis anyhow
>>
>>53465441
your rhyming scheme is very basic. however your use of prepositions is charming. 6.5/10
>>
One of the reasons that junior doctors are striking is that the government wants to change it so that pay grades match with levels within the NHS.

At the moment doctors just get automatic pay rises every year without being promoted.

How is the government changing it not fair?

There's virtually no jobs that give you an automatic pay increase every year.

I had to get promoted at my job to get paid more so why should I sypathise?
>>
>>53465403
you left out i literally wrote "on think" rather than "one thing"

i have bad subvocalistion
>>
Jeremy Kyle had me in tears just now lads. Those poor burnt boys
>>
>>53465455
4chan is naturally contrarian on every issue
and the /pol/ contingent especially makes extra effort to take the opposite view to 'leftists'
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Got sacked yesterday lads
>>
>>53465499
you wee gay boy
>>
willy willy bumdrops
>>
To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the 'U-turn', I have only one thing to say: You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning.
>>
>>53465499
Tough love
>>
>>53465455
>people hate junior doctors who work for a national public service
no shit, that's pretty much all you can work as when the industry has been nationalised.

bankers are paid the market rate, with no union to give them free raises. not to mention it's already a saturated market. tax avoidance is understandable, evasion isn't
>>
Doing a shoot semen out me bellend
>>
>>53465466
Thank you very much I bet you smell nice and wear great clothing absolutely fantastic I shall be dedicating my second poem to you you wonderful human being
>>
>>53465533
*sparse, confused applause*
>>
More migrants
>>
>Istanbul explosion: 10 people killed in tourist area

Nice to see Turkey is finally becoming Turkistan :) x
>>
>>53465533
*thunderous applause*
>>
>>53465543
>free raises

you mean the annual the bonuses
>>
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism
>>
>go anywhere
>get blown up
>>
>>53465533
let me hold you, come caress my body, you've got me going crazy
>>
>>53465570
lad you literally cannot cancel out my meme u fucktard the world would be anarchy if everybody had the same gung-ho approach
>>
>>53465561
those fucking muslams are never gonna stop are they?
>>
>>53465583
twas a hyperbole about the effects of a monopsony market structure lad.
>>
>>53465623
you lost me at monopoly
>>
>>53465592
>People are finally paying attention to your "rape culture"
>Complain
>>
Raise benefits to 20k a year
There's people starving out here you Tory cunts
>>
>>53465606
Like, um, nice try sweetheart :)
>>
>>53465606
tbf I typed my response out before I saw yours - I was proper gutted when I realised I was pipped to the post.
>>
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Night of the long knives: Muslim edition
>>
>>53465653
I'll see you in hell, usurper
>>
>>53465650
Get rid of the bankers and the bonuses and give all their money to the poor
>>
>>53465667
>destroying ''ethnic'' shops
are they actually dumb, they'll claim the money off of insurance and it has no effect on them whatsoever. if anything, it'll raise premiums for others as well
>>
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>>53465650
>this might actually be real in 50 years if the world stops fucking each others shit up
>>
>>53465667
>night of broken glass
And it's all just a little bit of history repeating.
>>
>>53465667

REMOVE KEBAB
>>
might do a cheeky suicide
>>
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>>53465678
>>
>>53465725
cheekie breekie
>>
FUCK OFF POLITICS
JUST FUCK OFF
I'M *gestures to forehead* THIS CLOSE TO LOSING IT AND ACTUALLY GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER
>>
>>53465667
About fucking time
GET EM OUT
NO BROWN IN MY TOWN
>>
>>53465667
That's kristallnacht ya pleb
>>
>BREAKING: Muslim Teen Refugee Charged With MURDER For Beating 97-Yr-Old WWII Veteran To Death in Iowa

Where are Obongos tears lads?
>>
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>mfw the people of the United Kingdom do NOT want an immigration system like Australia
it's like you guys love being cucks
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>>53465667

>tfw no kebab after the pub
>>
>>53465771
too much EU influence 2bh
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>>BREAKING: Muslim Teen Refugee Charged With MURDER For Beating 97-Yr-Old WWII Veteran To Death in Iowa
>Where are Obongos tears lads?
>>
>>53465771
>do NOT want an immigration system like Australia
obviously, we don't want a peoples united republic of changistan do we.
>>
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Poland bringing the bants to Germany lads
>>
>>53465760

he ran out of onions
>>
>>53465791
better than a republic of rasheedistan
>>
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>>53465760
>Obongo
>>
>>53465791
So you would rather be the United Caliphate of al-Britainistan? Suit yourself.
>>
oh it'ssss such a perfect dayyy
I'm glad I spent it with youuuu
>>
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>>53465799
>>
>>53465836
>>53465799
hehe racist humor so funny :)))
>>
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>>53465771
Don't look at me I didn't vote for the RECORD HIGH IMMIGRATION Tory party.

>Cameron will certainly crack down on immigration this time
>You can't reverse what Blair did, Cameron dindu nuttin.
>>
>>53465799
Waheey! Anyway women don't need protection - they have feminism now.
>>
>>53465818
Rasheed
>>
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>I base my opinion of a large group of humans on the actions of a minority of them
>>
>>53465807
>>53465822
do you not have the cognitive ability to realise there's more than 2 styles of immigration policy? both of the aforementioned styles are shit, you don't have to pick one or the other.
jesus
>>
>>53465667
Too late
>>
>>53465869
Rasheed.
>>
>>53465855
alri Sara seen the sun yet?
>>
Janny has a smelly fanny
>>
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>can't stand this feminazi man hating, it's so ridiculous to judge such a large and diverse group on the actions of its very worst
>muslims out, they rape children!
>>
#refugeeswelcum
>>
>>53465857
Wouldn't surprise me if a racist feminist movement spawned in the next few years.

Gay people figured it out a while ago and most right-wing parties have a LGBT branch.
>>
>>53465869
>I don't recognise patterns, I plead ignorance when come a repeat attack, I refuse to acknowledge facts, I refuse to consider beyond beyond sheer morality

fedora.com
>>
Watching Stefan Molyneux videos
>>
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>I am a literal fascist
>>
>>53465911
well it should surprise you because feminism and identity politics have become completely intertwined
>>
>>53465899
#rapefugeeswelcum
>>
>>53465941
Feminism is essentially idpol. What is your point?
>>
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>Why yes I do defend Muslims on an anonymous Thai ladyboy review forum.
>>
>Middle-aged woman at work has decided to diet again
>This means actually eating vegetables for once and drinking green tea
>Complains about it non-stop
>Says she's exercising but "not too hard because it's not worth getting sweaty. don't want to injure myself!"
>Was just now talking about losing weight in your face and compared herself to Cheryl Cole
>Has been on this "diet" for 2 days
>>
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>>53465916
>Highlight patterns of crime by Muslims
>Completely ignore good actions of Muslims
Feeling very euphoric right now
>>
fox, fox, sitting in box
Fox in box has chickenpox
Chickenpox fox eats naught but rocks
Poor little fox with pox in box
>>
>>53465969
because you can't be simultaneously racist and subscribe to identity politics ideology, it makes no sense
>>
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>#not all muslims
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>Rapefugees
>>
>>53465989
>Chickenpox fox eats naught but rocks
personal highlight
>>
doing a poo
>>
>>53465978
>A few good muslims counteracts all the rapists
>>
>>53465978
couldn't name one that supersedes the rape and violence and all round detrimental effect such a large influx has had

like saying "oh that mongol horde killed me family but atleast the food is good innit"
>>
>>53465977
>drinking green tea
how is this a diet method? surely water has less calories
>>
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>Why yes, m'lady, I do hate everyone who is not a straight, white man
>>
>>53466032
makes more sense than the reverse. what proportion of these people do you think are actually out raping people?
>>
>>53466040
She can't drink water because she doesn't like how it tastes.
>>
You ain't no Australian bruv
>>
>>53466038
>Literally using the same arguments radical feminists use against men to demonise Muslims
Wew
>>
>>53466038
>comparing a few harmless rapes to the murder of your entire family
ahh, the paranoid mind of the racist
>>
>>53466040
lot of benefits tbH
increases fat burning is key one
>>
>>53465953
#rapefuckmeswelcuminmybum
>>
>>53466003
What are you talking about. Try telling that to a neonazi.
>>
>>53466068
>She can't drink water
fucking hell
>>
having a GORW (glass of rose wine)
>>
>>53466061
Too many
>>
>>53466130
rose or rosé?
>>
Bee, bee, sits in tree
Wee little bee writes poetry
Poet bee can't see the sea
Bee in tree will never be free
>>
My wife is pregnant but the baby isn't mine - can I still take paternity leave?
>>
>>53466109
Bizzaro Rasheed

>>53466130
batty boy
>>
Reddit is invading lads
>>
>>53466136
look if you're not going to blow your top and start calling me a paid shill muslim feminist cuck then I don't know why I bother
this is so much easier on /pol/
>>
A few rapes is a small price to pay to live in such a vibrant and diverse society.
>>
>>53466157
HAHAHA KEK REFERENCE
I LITERALLY FOOMCL (FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR LAUGHING) WHEN KEKING IS ALLUDED TO ON 4CHAN
>>
>German fascists march around destroying businesses
>"It's the refugees who are causing trouble"
>>
>>53466138
the second one
>>
>>53466092
don't see the problem lad -- not too fond of 'radical feminists' myself so any arugment that sounds similar is coincidental

>>53466095
didn't once compare them, if you'd rather dissuade from the argument by altering my example for your benefit you're clearly lacking in your argument
>>
>>53466196
neo nazis are literally incapable of seeing any wrongdoing when the perpetrators are white
do you remember the talk on this site when a white police officer shot michael brown in the back of the head execution style?
>>
staying up lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35290127
>>
>>53466195
not as good as the Australian guy sorry
>>
>>53466196
less troublesome than raping women though i'd argue
>>
>>53466196
This. What a bunch of intolerant ass holes.

If German women weren't so racist in turning down muslim men who are escaping war and just want a gf they wouldn't be forced to rape. And the tory cuts and banker bonuses don't help either
>>
>>53466246
i know, i'm sorry
I just never found the cuckoldry meme funny at all so I lash out
>>
>>53466191
Sounds like the header of an Owen Jones article for the Guardian
>>
>>53466241
Fuck off geordie twat
Was hoping this was villa signing Ronaldo on loan til end of the season
>>
CRYSTALNACHT ZWEI: DIE ABRECHNUNG
>>
>>53466271
Nice strawman
>>
Garmany is heading for a second “weimar republic“. How many lancasters are ready and can you please hit the real bad guys this time?
>>
well, congratulations lads
this thread is so cancerous i'm actually going to leave the computer and go to the gym
I hope that when I return you will have had serious looks at yourselves and increase your quality of posting. Unacceptable.
>>
>>53466290

haha we've got voldermort now mate

alakazam nigga
>>
>>53466308
how's this for a strawman
*unzips dick*
>>
>>53466318
>go to the gym
fuck off cunt
>>
>>53466222
>no response

get wrecked u pathetic runts
>>
>>53466319
>nigga
um, can you not? thanks.
>>
>Pakis squeeze a few slags' arses
>"IT'S WWIII"
>"MERKEL'S DONE IT NOW"
>"MUH KRISTALLNACHT"

Over-emotional children.
>>
>>53466404
IT'S 2015
>>
>>53466399
nope, you're just too boring to continue trolling
get angry or something
>>
>>53466410
They're pakis though, it's gross
>>
>>53466410
t. The Police Commissioner of Rotherham
>>
If any Australian willies need wanking off let me know lads, am available for the role
>>
>>53466410
It's the sydney gang rapes all over again except Germans are way too beta to do anything about it
>>
>>53466410
dont impart upon others your higher-moral fibre excuse to be a petty cukold

>>53466433
you're trolling?

how could you lie???? on the internet????????
>>
>>53466470
Nice post
I personally enjoyed it
Cannot deny it caused a chuckling sensation
>>
>>53466476
nah my balls hurt atm idk why
>>
>>53466470

top meme
>>
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>When you realise you've touched a nerve
>>
>>53466498
look I'm not proud of it but I fell in with a bit of a bad crowd who bullied me into trying some trolling. I'd never do it again
>>
>>53466537
*lights up tobacco pipe*
*swivels chair to the window*
I want you to tell your mother what you've done and pack your things, you will be spending the rest of the holidays in the fields
>>
Yawn
>>
>>53466536
Did you touch a beta fibre?

i promise this is mildly amusing to anyone studying biology
>>
>>53466579
I HATE YOU! DAVE'S DAD LETS HIM TROLL AS MUCH AS HE WANTS! ALSO HE DOESNT SMOKE INDOORS
>>
>>53466579
You sound like you know what you're talking about, Zhang, go back to the rice fields where you came from!

GOOKS OUT
>>
having a chuckle at the lad who slipped on a banana peel and grabbed onto a tablecloth yesterday as he was falling
>>
>>53466623
Having a chuckle at your virginity x
>>
>>53466611
I'd deck you if I didn't have a proud family name to uphold you malicious shrew
>>
>>53466623
>slipped on a banana peel
I thought this was like dogs eating homework in that it only existed in fiction
>>
>>53466410
t. Jeremy Corbyn
>>
>>53466657
I've had sex with 5 different girls or there abouts
>>
alri
>>
Messaging this qt westernised Asian lads
>>
>>53466671
I actually tried to use that excuse once, didn't work.
>>
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>tfw there are 0 (zero) BACs (Big Australian Cocks) inside your anus
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQC4E7sk5g4&feature=youtu.be&t=89

lols
>>
>tfw it's super early in the morn and no one checks your quints
>>
about to make a new thread so no one else do one ok?
>>
>>53466798
try and stop me pussy
>>
>>53466821
>>53466821
>>53466821
as promised
>>
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>>53466830
>>
>>53466830
stopped in your tracks haha
>>
HE'S HERE
>>
ZERO
COMPENSATION
>>
FUCK YOU JANNY

EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>
>Toadfish got cucked by Janny
Hahaha
>>
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>ABSENCE OF FINANCIAL REIMBURSEMENT
>>
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slags
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvAvNJL-gE&list=PLOAFgXcJkZ2we2fby4wIRwHsnwZ3onNr5&index=8
>>
Was at the pubs with my mates and there were some brits. I asked one of them for a dart and then asked what their opinion on ukip was and they said "yeah causebthe last thing we need in England is more English" haha anyway suffice to say we drunk with them until they closed the smoking area
>>
>>53466950
>starts by bragging that uni students have agreed with him in the past

wew
>>
Culture is evil and racist
>>
>>53466990
and like??? you glassed him afterwards or????????////
>>
>>53467004
watch up until he implies that socialism should take credit for the NHS
>>
>>53467021
Nah haha started talking about London slang
>>
>>53467055
oh.. ahah... ok......................

hmmm........
>>
New thread when? I have a really good post lined up that needs (You)s
>>
Sometimes I wonder if I'm supposed to be gay with an arse this perfect
>>
>>53467084
>>53467084
>>53467084
>>
>>53467052
shouldn't it?
>>
>>53467052
I can't stand him, he is like a living stereotype. Leftists constantly banging on about muh NHS is mainful
>>
>>53467081
Jordan if this is you reply to me on facey bee haha
>>
>>53466410
This desu. If anyone had the power to just think about it for a second they'd realize those hundred odd men who went out that night account for a fraction of a fraction of the refugees there.
If you got that many white people together you'd probably have similar numbers of them who were prepared to do the same thing
>>
this is pure bullying janny

nobody wants to post on page 6 because the thread is over

why do you want page 8+ threads only?
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