on all levels (excluding the physical of course) i am a primus pilus centurion edition
haha lads look at me im a small man drinking a normal sized beer haha
/brit/ is music of the night: to fling yourself around your room to as you psyche yourself for a night of hedonism, for the dance-floor, flirtation, for your desolate heart-stop, for losing it and loving losing it, for the chemical surge in your bloodstream. Its for that lonely hour gently rocking yourself waiting for dawn and it all to be even again.
I've got like 4 different folders filled with 4chan images and it's really hard to find what I'm looking for
you can go to a massage place and they'll rub your cock, blow and stuff
you can go to a brothel and pick from some girls
or you get an independent and you phone/message them
>having a normal day outside
>accidentally catch my horrible reflection in public
>lose all confidence and feel shit for the rest of the day
how do I stop this from getting to my head
>"So lads! Did anyone see NIGEL FARAGE the other day?"
>[titters and chuckles from the audience. Some people boo mildly. Someone shouts "racist" from the back]
>"Haha yeah I know he's a wanker"
>"But anyway did anyone see...... what he was driving? Do we wanna see that everyone?"
>[audience sounds their agreement]
>[Cuts to a pap shot of are Nige in a car]
>"Yeah see that? That's a BMW everyone"
>"Yeah I don't know if anyone told you Nigel, but BMWs ARE GERMAN"
>[more laughs from the audience, they're eating out of his hand]
>"Oh so you hate the foreigners, but you like their cars huh Nigel? 'Oh no BMW that's British Motor Wehicles that is mate nothing more British than that'."
>[audience are falling over themselves laughing at the irony of it all]
>[Russell tries to continue but chuckles to himself while the audience bursts into spontaneous applause at the top quality humour they just heard]
scared of opening my 3rd eye again
what if that demon is still there
what if my pineal gland sets on fire again
what if i've got a brain tumour
>I was watching the tv the other day and this bloody party political broadcast came on, didn't it?
>I thought "ooh, this should be fun and exciting!"
>*pauses for laugh*
>anyway, it turned out, get this... it was only the bloody UKIP party!!!
>the crowd bursts into laughter
>HE SAYS HE DON'T LIKE IMMIGRATION, THAT NIGEL FARAGE, DON'T HE?
>WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MR. FARAGE
>THIS COUNTRY IS PROUD OF OUR MULTICULTURAL DIVERSE MAKEUP
>WE LOVE IT THAT WAY, WE LOVE ALL TYPES OF CULTURE AND PEOPLE HERE
>AND I'M GONNA BE DAMNED IF YOU EVER *''EVER''* TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, YOU STUPID FUCKING ''CUNT''
>drops the mic
>the crowd erupts in cheers and applause
>that very night they all promised to vote labour
>tfw you've genuinely paused time before
AT 1 AM IN TE MORNING????????????????????????
OH MY DAYS HAVE A LOOK AT THIS BLOODY MENTALIST
well i just swiped through tinder for the last hour until i used up all my likes
came across 4 people i knew years ago from school and "liked" all of them haha. that'll give them a good laugh when i pop up and they remember the awkward loser from school
i'll open it in 24 hrs and hope i have some matches this time tomorrow
>good looking guys still have to initiate and maintain conversation
Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost
If you can't talk to girls when you're good looking then you're literally autistic
Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
>I vote UKIP because I want to get rid of the pakis
>You posting style is quite pleb and antiquated
can't justify the price, it's cheaper to just catch an easyjet flight to Poland or Romania and bang local girls for free
What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'
do you guys ever think that the fbi agent who monitors you online 24/7 ever reads the post that you almost post but delete before posting them
like when you change your mind about your post mid post
do the fbi guys read it and laugh at how stupid you are?
>severe fucking confidence boost
It literally doesn't.
>Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
There's this German bird near me. She looks pretty high quality.
Did find a video of her fucking a black guy though, which put me off.
>Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs
they often aren't as ugly as you think, and are able to charm girls with game and money
>there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
there are very few attractive men over 18 who are virgins m8, the few who are refuse to actually approach women
>This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
These are both rare
Have you ever been outside you fucking idiot?
You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it
You don't have to force your anger on me, fuck off
You are literally challenging the very nature of human beings
THERE'S A SILENCE SURROUNDING ME
I CAN'T SEEM TO THINK STRAIGHT
I SIT IN THE CORNER
AND NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
>you will never be side by side your brothers in arm in a phalanx formation ready to face an army five times your size
>You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it
Literally have a gf
reminder that prostitution is capitalist exploitation
reminder that women can do whatever they want with their bodies
they're hookers m8, at least with them you know they fuck all sorts of scum
it's worse with a normie girl, they'll try to pretend they aren't sluts and trick you into respecting them, then it turns out they were gangbanged by pakis
are you me
I've literally had the exact same thought
And no, data collection by governments works differently
They have a collection of trigger words that come up on their servers, the more you use them, the more of a target you are
They may decide to investigate you if you're suspicious enough
Meaning and morality of One's life come from within oneself. Healthy, strong individuals seek self expansion by experimenting and by living dangerously. Life consists of an infinite number of possibilities and the healthy person explores as many of them as posible. Religions that teach pity, self-contempt, humility, self-restraint and guilt are incorrect. The good life is ever changing, challenging, devoid of regret, intense, creative and risky.
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.
>I could turn your boy into a man
What did he mean by this?
One must shed the bad taste of wanting to agree with many. "Good" is no longer good when one's neighbor mouths it. And how should there be a "common good"! The term contradicts itself: whatever can be common always has little value. In the end it must be as it is and always has been: great things remain for the great, abysses for the profound, nuances and shudders for the refined, and, in brief, all that is rare for the rare.
Imagine being good looking
You could wear whatever you want, say whatever you want and do whatever you want and people will praise you for it, even if its strange they'll just brush it off as 'quirky and unique'
But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests. Lonely one, you are going the way to yourself! And your way goes past yourself, and past your seven devils! You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?
>Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost
Yeah, and the realisation that you're good looking and your social isolation is solely due to your personality destroys that.
>Every time I see a girl smiling I want to hurt them.
well I usually pipeline before going, talk to chicks online and mention I'm visiting and if they want to meet up, most of the time they are up for it
I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
>I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
>the few who are refuse to actually approach women
literally me haha
I have never intentionally approached a woman romantically in my entire life. The few who approach me soon get turned off when they realise I'm a fucking spastic who cannot talk to anyone properly.
>almost anyone can get a gf
>Everytime they see you they dream of chad
saved this a few hours ago on /srg/ and never even noticed that guy haha
too much of a perv i guess
i've had girls approach me in clubs and had like 12 different girls in high school try and d8 me and i rejected all of them lmaooo
i literally blew off going to fuck this absolute stunning crazy girl in order to play tf2 hahaha
nah, there are millions of blokes here don't approach women because we're an introverted country except when drunk
you're probably ugly, maybe 5% of the lads who stay in their room never approaching women are actually good looking.
>going to back to uni tomorrow
>have to endure my normie flatmates for another 10 weeks
>3 hour exam on wednesday
What a great start to the year
>really good looking guy walks down the street
>villagers crowd and chase after him, literally everyone is clamoring to be his friend and to get his autograph
it really is life on easy mode
>can't get a fat girlfriend
>would even prefer a fat one
I have anxiety because I have poor motor control and twitch but I am good looking. I dont have anxiety because of low confidence. never said it was an illness. youre just a pack of ugly cunts trying to demonise your supposed "greatest threat"
tl;dr /brit/ has proved that they are a bunch of angry good looking twats that can't get gf's because of their autism so they release all their anger at the uglies on here
>inb4 le I literally have a gf!
Yes then you've proved my point yet again you stupid fucking retard
>Need friends to pull it off
Being good looking you'll have plenty of friends
>anxiety is a way ugly people rationalise not wanting to show their face to the world, it's not a genuine illness, especially not for good looking people
this is how i am
this is me trying my hardest
>got a strange feeling that when we finally find out what's really in the pyramids it's going to be something mindblowing
i hid outside my nans wake for 8+ hours so i wouldn't have to talk to people
was like a proper squaddie hunkered down in the bushes
me da knew doe and kicked the shite out of me later on lol
i've been getting texts from a girl begging me to go out every weekend so she can set me up/find a girl for me. i just say no everytime lol.
i dont even think i'm good looking 2bh
this doesnt happen, especially not in britain where the people are very anti social.
literally dont care about having a gf had one last year and it was the most miserable time of my life>>53351847
>Being good looking you'll have plenty of friends
what if you have a shit personality and have literally nothing to talk about because you have no interests and no hobbies?
literally had plenty of gfs
Lad, you're a hipster browsing /brit/ who has a inferioty complex, if you were ever smart you'd never end up resorting to a psuedo-science like psychology.
she seems like a fucking bitch tbqh
>texts you to see if she can get you to respond
>you text her
>doesn't text back, validates her ego. at least she can get one guy to like her
>"haha soz i was bored"
you can do better than that m8
told some girl that moved near me we should hangout sometime
it was just a polite thing to say as shes hot and social and im neither.
but ever since I said that to her, she's texted me two weekends in a row.
This is what all of you look like.
22 and look about 15
It does but you need to be able to talk to girls, talking to girls is a lot harder than you think its not like talking to men they dont get any of your jokes and expect you to flirt with them 24/7 and flirting is too hard
I knew her my entire life. She fucking threw herself at me and I didn't know how to respond even though I thought she was actually the most beautiful human being alive. Went to uni after 2 years of being an anti-social autistic fuck, realised everyone else was sexually mature adults. Started responding to her, making half-hearted attempts at meeting up. She said no because she had a boyfriend now. Confessed my heart to her finally last summer and she said she didn't like me like she did, because she hadn't seen me in so long. I said it would be the last time I talked her, she said she hoped it wasn't. Haven't talked to her since. Pretty much given up hope now.
m8 my friends would just think thats funny as fuck. I'd shag a tranny anyway but im in the army and my moral compass is non-existant anymore, tell your mates to get a grip and lighten up senpai