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on all levels (excluding the physical of course) i am a primus pilus centurion edition
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happy birthday Lottie
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I LOVE LISICKI
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cara is an ugly dog
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haha lads look at me im a small man drinking a normal sized beer haha
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girls care more about your personality and social skills than your looks
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What happened to Australian warehouse party tinder lad?
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/brit/ more like
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Azusa
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Okay lads, fucking prozzies, how does it work?

Take me through it step by step.
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>>53350473
he said it was fucking boring was suppoed to post some pics but i think he only ended up posting one of a chalk board
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just had a bag of mini eggs
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did those escorts who do cuddling ever come over here? would go for a bit of that phwoaarrr
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k-on
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whens the last time youve been on a night out with some genuine mates not just acquaintances


you know, the last time you hung with the lads
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>>53350153
yeah that's what I thought
also replacing a grant with a loan means there isn't a cap on places anymore
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sweden, more like somalia
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>>53350410
The series went to shit after the first Spartacus died.
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/brit/ is music of the night: to fling yourself around your room to as you psyche yourself for a night of hedonism, for the dance-floor, flirtation, for your desolate heart-stop, for losing it and loving losing it, for the chemical surge in your bloodstream. Its for that lonely hour gently rocking yourself waiting for dawn and it all to be even again.
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I've got like 4 different folders filled with 4chan images and it's really hard to find what I'm looking for

>>53350519
NYE
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>>53350495
depends?

you can go to a massage place and they'll rub your cock, blow and stuff

you can go to a brothel and pick from some girls

or you get an independent and you phone/message them
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2bh
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>>53350466
do they actually sell that in the UK

thats a surprise if so
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right, who wants a hard bumming?
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>>53350541
thanks faramir
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>>53350468
they care about like 20 things at once

>>53350488
finish the post please im dying to know what you were going ot say
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>>53350519
>genuine mates
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaaha
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>having a normal day outside
>accidentally catch my horrible reflection in public
>lose all confidence and feel shit for the rest of the day

how do I stop this from getting to my head
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>>53350498
OK thank you for this informative post

C a r a
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>>53350500
good lad
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>>53350565
your dad
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>"So lads! Did anyone see NIGEL FARAGE the other day?"
>[titters and chuckles from the audience. Some people boo mildly. Someone shouts "racist" from the back]
>"Haha yeah I know he's a wanker"
>[audience laughs]
>"But anyway did anyone see...... what he was driving? Do we wanna see that everyone?"
>[audience sounds their agreement]
>[Cuts to a pap shot of are Nige in a car]
>"Yeah see that? That's a BMW everyone"
>[audience laughs]
>"Yeah I don't know if anyone told you Nigel, but BMWs ARE GERMAN"
>[more laughs from the audience, they're eating out of his hand]
>"Oh so you hate the foreigners, but you like their cars huh Nigel? 'Oh no BMW that's British Motor Wehicles that is mate nothing more British than that'."
>[audience are falling over themselves laughing at the irony of it all]
>[Russell tries to continue but chuckles to himself while the audience bursts into spontaneous applause at the top quality humour they just heard]
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can you shut up im trying to think
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*stretches*

*licks paw*

what are you guys doing >.<

~
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>>53350576

suicide usually does the job
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>>53350552
wow that kid could have easily broken his neck

hes probably dead irl right now
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>tfw your high school life wasn't like your anime
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>>53350576
>having a normal day outside
>accidentally catch my amazing reflection in public
>wonder why girls don't like me for the rest of the day
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>>53350601
i invented this mini gimmick
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scared of opening my 3rd eye again

what if that demon is still there

what if my pineal gland sets on fire again

what if i've got a brain tumour
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>>53350569
Thank you
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>I was watching the tv the other day and this bloody party political broadcast came on, didn't it?
>I thought "ooh, this should be fun and exciting!"
>*pauses for laugh*
>*nobody laughs*
>anyway, it turned out, get this... it was only the bloody UKIP party!!!
>the crowd bursts into laughter
>HE SAYS HE DON'T LIKE IMMIGRATION, THAT NIGEL FARAGE, DON'T HE?
>WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU MR. FARAGE
>THIS COUNTRY IS PROUD OF OUR MULTICULTURAL DIVERSE MAKEUP
>WE LOVE IT THAT WAY, WE LOVE ALL TYPES OF CULTURE AND PEOPLE HERE
>AND I'M GONNA BE DAMNED IF YOU EVER *''EVER''* TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, YOU STUPID FUCKING ''CUNT''
>FUCK UKIP!
>drops the mic
>the crowd erupts in cheers and applause
>that very night they all promised to vote labour
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bored, contemplating doing a pill alone at home. good or bad idea?
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adultwork edition 2bh

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3175419
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>>53350576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
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>>53350640
Just fuck off
Scum like you is the worst

If I was good looking I'd probably have 7 gfs and be the CEO of Apple by now or some shit
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>>53350642
no
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>>53350562
On sale for £1.50 in Tesco la
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>>53350676
Depends what drug.
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>>53350635
Apparently children have "more flexible" bones or some shit, honestly makes me cringe desu
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>>53350656
lay off the dmt
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There is only one really serious philosophical problem and that is suicide
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>>53350676
turn your pills in to the police and report the person you got them from
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>>53350696
fuck off paddy you're not getting any other (You)s off that one so you might as well engage with me
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>>53350619
*Butts head against your body*

*Rolls onto back then springs back up*

Not much. wbu?
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>>53350712
stop quoting posts ive hidden
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>>53350707
big fat 200mg dutch press. not the kind of thing to do alone really, but im bored..
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a lullaby for youuuu
don't you worry baby, i'll be here by your side
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>>53350702
well i never
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>>53350665
I got this joke
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going to do a shower
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>I vote SNP because I believe in social justice
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need another gimmick
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>>53350753
filter me
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>tfw you've genuinely paused time before
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>>53350772
AT 1 AM IN TE MORNING????????????????????????

OH MY DAYS HAVE A LOOK AT THIS BLOODY MENTALIST
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>>53350716
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>>53350788
>88
Heil
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>>53350682
good looking guys still have to initiate and maintain conversation, if you can't do that you're fucked regardless of how you look
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>>53350730
i have a prior engagement wiv ur nan
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>>53350788
pretend to be an animal and act it out in this thread to make all the lads laugh
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best prozzie in britain

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1651645

one for the big spenders

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1239480&SE=1
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lads
how do i get someone to talk to
real fucking lonely right about now haha
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turned off 4chan X

turned off the native extension

i'm living like my ancestors
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>>53350780
>I post fedora memes in 2016
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>>53350825
very good meme
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>>53350793
i dont know how to filter
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>>53350849

same
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>>53350795
time is a social construct
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>>53350849
Start an instasync and chat with the lads
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well i just swiped through tinder for the last hour until i used up all my likes

came across 4 people i knew years ago from school and "liked" all of them haha. that'll give them a good laugh when i pop up and they remember the awkward loser from school

i'll open it in 24 hrs and hope i have some matches this time tomorrow
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>>53350839
>good looking guys still have to initiate and maintain conversation
Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost

If you can't talk to girls when you're good looking then you're literally autistic

Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
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>>53350780
>I vote UKIP because I want to get rid of the pakis
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>>53350859
>You posting style is quite pleb and antiquated
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>>53350849
ill talk to you on monday night if youre free
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back to uni on Monday lads
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>>53350847
>http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1239480&SE=1
can't justify the price, it's cheaper to just catch an easyjet flight to Poland or Romania and bang local girls for free
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i'm glad I have a masculine hairline
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>>53350849
>ha-ha

ah yes, Brits use humor to bury their emotions of sadness and despair, or so i've read
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>>53350939

what, bald?
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>>53350847
>754 ratings
>probably seen about 2000 people
jesus
minge like a kfc family bucket
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What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: 'This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more' ... Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus? Or have you once experienced a tremendous moment when you would have answered him: 'You are a god and never have I heard anything more divine.'
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My last poll of the night haha

http://strawpoll.me/6496287
http://strawpoll.me/6496287
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>>53350965
just the top
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do you guys ever think that the fbi agent who monitors you online 24/7 ever reads the post that you almost post but delete before posting them


like when you change your mind about your post mid post

do the fbi guys read it and laugh at how stupid you are?

???
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>>53350902
>severe fucking confidence boost
It literally doesn't.

>>53350902
>Humans live based on looks, the uglier ones tend to be treated worse and have boring lives. The good looking ones are treated better and seen as better.
This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
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>>53350989
dont post scary things like this
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>>53350760
>I say "chon" because I'm a redditor who's too embarrassed to say 4chan
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>>53350847

There's this German bird near me. She looks pretty high quality.

Did find a video of her fucking a black guy though, which put me off.

http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2510357
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i think ky's up in the skyplane
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You can make good money being a prossy tbf.
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>>53350970

watched a few of her videos where she's getting gangbanged and spunked on by obese men

lord only knows what happened to her as a child to turn her into this
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i have a hitler youth haircut in runescape
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>>53351006
No because I use gnu + linix
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>>53350989
nightshit is probably reliving his life as we speak
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>>53351000
>badchester
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>>53350990
>captcha
m8
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>>53351016
>Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs
they often aren't as ugly as you think, and are able to charm girls with game and money
>there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
there are very few attractive men over 18 who are virgins m8, the few who are refuse to actually approach women
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>>53351016
>This isn't true. Explain why some really fucking ugly guys have gfs and aren't virgins when there are really attractive guys who have no gfs and are virgins
These are both rare

Have you ever been outside you fucking idiot?

You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it

You don't have to force your anger on me, fuck off
You are literally challenging the very nature of human beings
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I'm the lad who psychoanalyses everyone in the room when I walk in
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THERE'S A SILENCE SURROUNDING ME
I CAN'T SEEM TO THINK STRAIGHT
I SIT IN THE CORNER
AND NO ONE CAN BOTHER ME
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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
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>>53351074
>thinking that will save you from the jews

thats just what they want you to think
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>I use gnu + linix
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getting a gf is becoming a very real possibility

Stressing me out a bit, seems like a lot of work
Not even sure I want a gf
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>you will never be side by side your brothers in arm in a phalanx formation ready to face an army five times your size
>>53351106
>You are a bitter butthurt good looking autist that is angry about not having a gf, I get it
Literally have a gf
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>>53351116
you have a gift
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reminder that prostitution is capitalist exploitation
reminder that women can do whatever they want with their bodies
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>>53351116
don't psychoanalyse me!
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>>53351045
they're hookers m8, at least with them you know they fuck all sorts of scum

it's worse with a normie girl, they'll try to pretend they aren't sluts and trick you into respecting them, then it turns out they were gangbanged by pakis
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HOLY SHIT LADS I JUST WON THE POWERBALL JACKPOT
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>>53351043
>I use the 'reddit' meme because as a redditor it's the only meme I actually understand.
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>>53351006
are you me

I've literally had the exact same thought

And no, data collection by governments works differently

They have a collection of trigger words that come up on their servers, the more you use them, the more of a target you are

They may decide to investigate you if you're suspicious enough
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>>53351106
Not really
Ugly guys get similar gfs
What IS rare is an ugly guy with a super hot girl
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https://youtu.be/SgTBhISVP9E?t=32

ouch
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Meaning and morality of One's life come from within oneself. Healthy, strong individuals seek self expansion by experimenting and by living dangerously. Life consists of an infinite number of possibilities and the healthy person explores as many of them as posible. Religions that teach pity, self-contempt, humility, self-restraint and guilt are incorrect. The good life is ever changing, challenging, devoid of regret, intense, creative and risky.
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>>53351192
giz a few million
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>>53351192
aw, did ya?
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>>53351210
Yes that's what I mean
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>>53351192

Neat.
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>>53351116
pseudo-science
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>>53351210
in the UK literally any guy under 7/10 is with a fat girl, even if they're in good shape, there just isn't enough decent looking girls around
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alri
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Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
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I can le lift and le eat well xddd and le wear nice le clothes but that still doesn't change the fact that my face is fucking horrible
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>oh what that webm?
>why yes I do use 696 kilobytes of storage to save a video of a man with a fedora
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>>53351268
thats because the uk is fat
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>>53350849
http://www.7cups.com/
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>>53351211

deserved, stupid twat, only the stupidest chavs manage to do that here
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>>53351211
>New years resolution: Blow my own hand off
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Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar.
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>>53351116
analyze this
*whips willy out*
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>>53351302
it's mostly the women, men here these days are going to the gym more
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why am I so bad at fifa ffs lads
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>>53351303
what are you like, dave
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>go to the park
>billion joggers and yoga cunts

Literally where do they find the time to do this
Do they not have jobs

Are they on benefits just to run like an idiot?
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>>53351302
yeah but fat girls still get laid and have boyfriends with no effort

when was the last time you saw some guy over 16 stone with a girlfriend?
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>>53351211
>Allah Ackbar
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>>53351353
has he just seen a cripple get sanctioned lol
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>>53351268

It's upsetting how true this is.
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>I could turn your boy into a man
What did he mean by this?
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>#ResistCapitalism
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>>53351289
lifting, eating well, and dressing presentably would make people like you more though. it can equalize out some of the ugliness.
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>>53350926
Romanian lad here, frequently go to Romania, how does this happen?
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>>53351389
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alri
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One must shed the bad taste of wanting to agree with many. "Good" is no longer good when one's neighbor mouths it. And how should there be a "common good"! The term contradicts itself: whatever can be common always has little value. In the end it must be as it is and always has been: great things remain for the great, abysses for the profound, nuances and shudders for the refined, and, in brief, all that is rare for the rare.
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>>53351372
>It's the weekend
>people have plenty of time to exercise outside of their ~8 hour workday

are you a spacker lad?
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>>53350858

The worst bit was that you couldn't even browse any of the boards whilst you were banned.
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>>53351386
elderly couple just took their lives because they had their benefits cut
>that's 2 more people off the books, haha
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>>53351402
what if i do none of these things can i still have a gf
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Imagine being good looking

You could wear whatever you want, say whatever you want and do whatever you want and people will praise you for it, even if its strange they'll just brush it off as 'quirky and unique'
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But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests. Lonely one, you are going the way to yourself! And your way goes past yourself, and past your seven devils! You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?
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>>53351395
inequality has been around since the dinosaurs innit, that was a good few years before capitalism
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>>53351430
What's your focal point on first viewing?

The bald cuck on the left or the esteemed bearded gentleman behind?
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Every time I see a girl smiling I want to hurt them.
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>>53350902
>Yes but being good looking gives you a severe fucking confidence boost


Yeah, and the realisation that you're good looking and your social isolation is solely due to your personality destroys that.
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>>53351479
yeah but the lads on /brit/ would make fun of me
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>>53351466
ill be your gf (I have a penis)
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>>53351430
wow that feel


its palpable
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>Every time I see a girl smiling I want to hurt them.
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>>53351409
well I usually pipeline before going, talk to chicks online and mention I'm visiting and if they want to meet up, most of the time they are up for it

I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
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>>53351479
literally am, it's not what you imagine it to be 2bh
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Capitalism's contributions to the world:

Poverty
War
Disease
Racism
Colonialism
Idolism
Dollarism
Greed
Corruption

#ResistCapitalism
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>>53351466
yes

furhtermore, almost anyone can get a gf
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>>53351479
makes me sad tbqh
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>>53351492
Everytime they see you they dream of chad
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>I'm a Brit so Eastern Euros like me for the exotic factor
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>>53351515
thats good because i dont :3
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JAJAJJAJAJJAjAJaJA PIRATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
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http://strawpoll.me/6496377
http://strawpoll.me/6496377
http://strawpoll.me/6496377
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>>53351544
>Dollarism
FOY
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>>53351562
>jealous slav detected
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>>53351100
>the few who are refuse to actually approach women

literally me haha

I have never intentionally approached a woman romantically in my entire life. The few who approach me soon get turned off when they realise I'm a fucking spastic who cannot talk to anyone properly.
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Western propaganda is used to convince us that socialism is 'evil', whilst capitalism exploits the masses ruthlessly
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I don't wanna fuck I wanna make love
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>>53351492
every time they see you; you do
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>>53351551
>almost anyone can get a gf

>>53351557
>Everytime they see you they dream of chad
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>>53351479
would be life on easy mode


it would be amazing
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Got some thunder, lads.

Exciting.
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>>53351489
>>53351522

saved this a few hours ago on /srg/ and never even noticed that guy haha

too much of a perv i guess
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>>53351584
iktf

i've had girls approach me in clubs and had like 12 different girls in high school try and d8 me and i rejected all of them lmaooo

i literally blew off going to fuck this absolute stunning crazy girl in order to play tf2 hahaha
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>>53351584
nah, there are millions of blokes here don't approach women because we're an introverted country except when drunk

you're probably ugly, maybe 5% of the lads who stay in their room never approaching women are actually good looking.
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Anyone want to ask a lesbian anything?
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>>53351568
VERY good results
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>>53351639
FONT
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>>53351479
>>53351616
you are deluded if you think that's how it works. you need to have loads of friends or they think you are a proper nerd and not a le quirky eccentric one, a proper one
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mark lamarr here, goodnight
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>going to back to uni tomorrow
>have to endure my normie flatmates for another 10 weeks
>3 hour exam on wednesday

What a great start to the year
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>>53351648
Why don't you come over here, sample the other sex ;)?
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>>53351666
when you're good looking you don't care what normies think
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>>53351479
one chance at life, be born white but ugly, God's cruelest joke
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>>53351639
literally me haha. gave some girl a fake number and she was hot as fuck because I was rushing to get home

>>53351690
not true at all
>what is anxiety
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>>53351584
I dated a girl once, I had to stop though because her Dad hates white people and threatened to beat the shit out of me.
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>tfw a girl says something in your ear in a club but the music is too loud to hear
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>>53351684
>exams in January
What madness is this
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post sara
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>>53351710
if you're good-looking and have anxiety your a massive fanny
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#ResistCapitalism is competing w/ professional football for the #1 trending topic in America right now. Think about that. We out here, senpai.
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lads post some good

'The post above/below me is....'
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>>53351666
>really good looking guy walks down the street
>villagers crowd and chase after him, literally everyone is clamoring to be his friend and to get his autograph


it really is life on easy mode
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>>53351710
anxiety is a way ugly people rationalise not wanting to show their face to the world, it's not a genuine illness, especially not for good looking people
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>>53351479
xceptt when you have nothing to fgucking sya you cunt
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>>53351479
Not what it's made to be, trust me. Need friends to pull it off
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>>53351727
>girl
>club

fuck OFF
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>tfw a girl says something in your ear in a club but the music is too loud to hear
>wake up
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got a pain in my hand


can it be the carpal tunnel? is it my time?
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>>53351492
>girls laughing
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>>53351337
I'm a slave to the beat
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>>53351268
>can't get a fat girlfriend
>would even prefer a fat one
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>>53351710
a girl tried to full on dance with me like 2 weeks ago at a club and was all over me and i just said i'd be back in a sec and hid in a crowd hahahahaha
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got a strange feeling that when we finally find out what's really in the pyramids it's going to be something mindblowing
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am i the only one here who has never been to a club? I never had friends to go with and it seems uncomfortable and pointless unless you pull a girl
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>>53351778
thats literally how the novel Saving Grace written by Gerald Townsend Jr starts


stop copying books
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>>53351748
>>53351740
I have anxiety because I have poor motor control and twitch but I am good looking. I dont have anxiety because of low confidence. never said it was an illness. youre just a pack of ugly cunts trying to demonise your supposed "greatest threat"
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>>53351748
Ever thought about writing a book on psychology?
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>>53351492
>>
Do you guys like dragons? I love dragons. I'm a 10 foot tall gay male feral furred dragon with an 26 inch long, 14 inches of girth blue glowing penis with a knot 22 inches in girth.
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goin out lads
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tl;dr /brit/ has proved that they are a bunch of angry good looking twats that can't get gf's because of their autism so they release all their anger at the uglies on here

>inb4 le I literally have a gf!
Yes then you've proved my point yet again you stupid fucking retard

>>53351754
>Need friends to pull it off
Being good looking you'll have plenty of friends
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>>53351684
Can't wait for me. Most people have exams tho next week so I doubt I will go out much
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>anxiety is a way ugly people rationalise not wanting to show their face to the world, it's not a genuine illness, especially not for good looking people
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>>53351639
>>53351641
this is how i am

this is me trying my hardest
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>>53351821
look at this bookworm
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>up in da club cheeky lads nandos 2bh
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>>53351800
you could, but most fat girls don't look like that, they have disgusting faces and and repulsive flabby bodies, she is a decent fat girl
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>>53351796
>Hear a girl laughing
>Always presume she is laughing at me
>>
meow meow
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>I don't wanna fuck I wanna make love
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nandos isnt really even that good. got one down the block from me
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>>53351796
tfw when i was a kid i always used to think that any random girl i heard laughing was laughing at me
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>>53351479
Girls always think I'm handsome and have great hair, im just a weirdo
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>>53351817
Never been to one. It would drive me mental.
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>>53351811
post more anti-communism lad
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bf just broke up with me lads
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>>53351854
too many words
didnt read
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>>53351847
I do have friends. I don't have problems with women, I just wanted to point it out to people
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me and the lads
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>got a strange feeling that when we finally find out what's really in the pyramids it's going to be something mindblowing
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>>53351827
lad, you're an austist browsing /brit/ who has anxiety, if you were ever good looking you'd have never ended up here, just stop deluding yourself
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>>53351801
i hid outside my nans wake for 8+ hours so i wouldn't have to talk to people

was like a proper squaddie hunkered down in the bushes

me da knew doe and kicked the shite out of me later on lol
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>>53351847
according to an article I read on British humor, none of these posts are meant to be taken seriously
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>>53351848
>going out at all
end yourself
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>>53351854
madman

i've been getting texts from a girl begging me to go out every weekend so she can set me up/find a girl for me. i just say no everytime lol.

i dont even think i'm good looking 2bh
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>>53351817
I've been to a bar once

It was expensive and uncomfortable
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>>53351882
still occasionally think this tbch
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>>53351847
I'm ugly and short tbqh, on top of that I have no self esteem.

JUST
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>>53351854
lad, when a girl gives you the silent treatment you move on
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>>53351900
it's worth it

i am a laughable failure of human being

she was absolutely beautiful and i knew her my entire life and now she doesn't even speak to me
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wew lads theres a gym opening near me soon, literally ride past it on my way home from work. should i?
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>>53351908
>le delusional prejudging man
fuck off idiot
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>>53351872
I gotchu pham
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>>53351745
this doesnt happen, especially not in britain where the people are very anti social.

>>53351830
pseudo-science

>>53351847
literally dont care about having a gf had one last year and it was the most miserable time of my life>>53351847
>Being good looking you'll have plenty of friends
what if you have a shit personality and have literally nothing to talk about because you have no interests and no hobbies?

>>53351908
literally had plenty of gfs

Lad, you're a hipster browsing /brit/ who has a inferioty complex, if you were ever smart you'd never end up resorting to a psuedo-science like psychology.
>>
>>
Thinking of going to Bremen lads, any of you been? Is it any good?
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my dog
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>>53351854
she seems like a fucking bitch tbqh

>texts you to see if she can get you to respond
>you text her
>doesn't text back, validates her ego. at least she can get one guy to like her
>"haha soz i was bored"


you can do better than that m8
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>>53351950
should you ride your bike into the path of a bus? almost certainly
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>>53351939
i'm the green
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told some girl that moved near me we should hangout sometime

it was just a polite thing to say as shes hot and social and im neither.

but ever since I said that to her, she's texted me two weekends in a row.
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>>53351914
>not being social
>>
watching pan
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https://twitter.com/CallumMillar12/status/685801447750025217
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>>53351964
more
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>>53351974
i'm green you cunts

FUCKS SAKES I'M GREEN THIS IS WHO I AM GREEN

FUCK
>>
gonna start calling all of these pseudo-science following autists, Frued from now on
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>>53351974
hahaha he's the green m8...
>>
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>>53351989
very nice


that means she wants some dick
>>
rancid farts
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>>53351977
nah but i've rode into the path of a lamp post before
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>>53351962
>I-I have loads of girlfriends, I just browse here because of muh anxiety xD
literally reddit tier
>>
This is what all of you look like.
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>>53351741
Means absolutely nothing
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>>53352027
more
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>>53352003
>more followers than following
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53351812
what if we find out the meaning of life and it turns out to be something stupid like god needed someone to grow corn?
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>>53352027
>57+ years and counting
absolutely based
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>>53352039
sounds like you're proud of this
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>>53352031
forgot to mention she has a bf

dont know what her agenda is
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>>53352019
you're pretty alpha then
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>>53352019
doesnt that mean you're poor or something?
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>>53351854
wow shes so rude to you
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>>53352041
Alri frued.

I browse here because I love anime and found it in 2006 via /a/.

>I-I know loads about the human race! I just browse here because my psychology degree is worthless!
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"Will you revert to Islam for me anon?"
>>
anyone wanna suck my gorgeous dick ?
£150 p/h
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>>53352068
doesn't mean shit m8, most girls have a bloke they fuck on the side
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>>53351904
They discovered an internal ramp system several years ago
Pretty groundbreaking
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>>53352051
t. petrified bourgeois scum
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>>53352050
I wish
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>>53352081

Maybe if you did something about those caterpillars on your face
>>
wish my acne would go away


it is very unpleasant on many elvels
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>>53352066
heh i've also got my tires caught in tram tracks
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>>53352070
yeah except for the part where she stopped talking to me and got a normal boyfriend who doesn't fuck around with IGNORING HER

i am such a fucking spastic
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>>53352081
>revert
How's tesco, lad?
>>
Why do Paki girls lie so much?
>>
>>53352078
>he loves anime
>he has anxiety
>he browses /brit/
nah, nobody is buying it, you're just a typical self-deluded loser
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>>53351923
post face lad
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>>53352141
pakis lie a lot

girls lie a lot


a double whammy
>>
gf&me
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>>53352143
Alri frued
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>>53352139
why didn't you just ask to meet up and fuck?
I don;t understand how you can screw up such an easy girl, should be an easy bang
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>normies bragging about their casual sex cliques
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anyone else baby face here? im 23 but people think im 18
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>>53352141
I have never actually met one.

>>53352140
No idea lad.
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>>53352114
I can guarantee everyone who "tweeted" that is bourgeois
Mongs with no idea what capitalism and socialism even are
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>>53352174
FOY
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>>53352161
fuck no 2bh. i aint becoming kev 2.0
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>>53352170
post a picture of your face with a timestamp, prove me wrong
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>>53352166
you have very long hair
>>
>>
bark bark
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just a quick one lads

http://strawpoll.me/6496504
http://strawpoll.me/6496504
http://strawpoll.me/6496504http://strawpoll.me/6496504
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>>53352206
>>
IMAGINE BEING THIS GOOD LOOKING
JUST PICTURE IT FOR A SECOND

HOLY SHIT HOW AUTISTIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE

IF I WAS GOOD LOOKING I WOULD LITERALLY HAVE 500000 GFS AND 50000 WIVES BY NOW
>>53351854
>>
drinking a 12 pack of Heineken by myself, lads. Life is good
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>>53352228
whos there
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>>53352176
I'm 22 and people say I have a baby face. In someones words their first impression of me was "butter wouldn't melt in your mouth". I never thought I had a baby face though
>>
Apparently a gay guy gave me head while I was off my head on some fucking pill a while ago. Can't remember any of it and i'm straight
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>>53352176
28 and look about 16

also got acne and can't grow facial hair to save my life
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>the cow is man's greatest ally
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>>53352206
Pic is me
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>>53352253
Forgot to add apparently he was in drag
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Imagine being SO good looking that you are a PRICK to people and they are STILL BEGGING for you

my mind is MELTING and EXPLODING just thinking about it
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>>53352253
cool. means you're at least somewhat attractive
>>
>>53352240
No you wouldnt because youre autistic
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>>53352244
chirp chirp
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>>53352275
only thing i have a decent shadow as far as facial hair.

still no one ever believes im old enough to buy alcohol on our silly yank law
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>>53352176

Got I'D today and i'm 27
>>
need a good comedy for later lads
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>>53352176
I'm opposite 2bh people have always thought i looked 3-5 years older than I am
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>>53352341
dont even need to click that to know its a virus
>>
>>53352337
common practice is to ID anyone who looks below 25, not 18.

the states is worse. apparently my boss got ID'ed and he's in his early 60's.
>>
Lads I'm an autistic paki from Birmingham who studies psued-science part time in order to anaylze the people I talk to online whom happen to be my only friends AMA
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>>53352324
Not really

Being good looking would give you a huge confidence boost
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>>53352341
don't click this, my computer exploded

posting from my phone
>>
look's like dog is out in front with cow and horse battling it out for second place
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>>53352365
means youre going to look like shit in your 30s
>>
>>53352341
What are you trying to put on my computer you sad sweaty cunt?
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>>53352341
thanks , my computer now has aids
>>
>>53352176
22 and look about 15

>>53352381
It does but you need to be able to talk to girls, talking to girls is a lot harder than you think its not like talking to men they dont get any of your jokes and expect you to flirt with them 24/7 and flirting is too hard
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>>53352392
>>53352392
>>53352392
>>53352392
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>>53352362
ur life
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>>53352397
i already look like shit
>>
*exhales cigarette smoke*
aaah
[in french accent]
... life... eh?
*walks down dark street into distance*
[as the camera pans out the audience can see i am naked from the waist down]
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>>53352173
I knew her my entire life. She fucking threw herself at me and I didn't know how to respond even though I thought she was actually the most beautiful human being alive. Went to uni after 2 years of being an anti-social autistic fuck, realised everyone else was sexually mature adults. Started responding to her, making half-hearted attempts at meeting up. She said no because she had a boyfriend now. Confessed my heart to her finally last summer and she said she didn't like me like she did, because she hadn't seen me in so long. I said it would be the last time I talked her, she said she hoped it wasn't. Haven't talked to her since. Pretty much given up hope now.
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brb just refilling all my lighters x
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>>53352318
The roasting is fucking nuts tho. Even the fucking weird people I know are now bash me for it
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>>53352372
alri brum
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>>53352502
Hello there. Would you like me to say a mantra for you? Or would you like me to read a passage from the Bhagad Vita to you whilst I whip up a nice desi curry?
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>>53352467
m8 my friends would just think thats funny as fuck. I'd shag a tranny anyway but im in the army and my moral compass is non-existant anymore, tell your mates to get a grip and lighten up senpai
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