fuck /brit/ edition
what do you do for a living, fellow /cum/dump that makes you feel so miserable?
I'm a cashier in a ghetto clothing store. They recently changed my hours from closing shifts to midday/opening shifts. My co workers are good people and the work is easy, but the hours are inconvenient and the customers are majority poor black folks.
I don't care what the tasteless pleb faggots say, Little Caesar's is god-tier for the price.
>sitting on bed drunk watching it's always sunny
>think about how I wish my female friend was next to me and knew how I feel about her and watching the show with me as we fall asleep together in my arms
>drunk so I'm emotional and start tearing up
Goddamn this isn't fun, friends
>you will never party on the beach like that
>you will never fug qts
>you will never have fond memories of a fun and carefree youth
>you will never those sights through your eyes
>oh wait, you have, only you spent the entire time standing in the corner drinking and watching your friends have fun, knowing you'd be walking home alone that night
Sweet release of death when
Oh, well yeah I do. I strike up conversations with them, with my sister who lives elsewhere, etc. I was mainly thinking of my co-workers. Unfortunately I can't really get to know them other than at break and lunch times.
>what makes you burst so much when engaged?
I dunno really. Maybe just amazement that somebody I don't know, or only kind of know, wanted to talk to me. I don't see myself as very approachable so it's always kind of encouraging when somebody breaks through that and engages me.
how old are you senpai? There may still be time left
25, but time isn't the issue. I don't belong in that crowd. I have no confidence and every attempt at conquering it has failed miserably. I have no charisma, no real talents. I have literally nothing in common with most girls. Every conversation I've had with a girl on tinder has been floundering to find common ground and awkward smalltalk until she stops responding.
I'm crossing my fingers that I'll get cancer or something, so I can die without leaving my family without closure or wondering if they could have prevented my suicide. Failing that, I'll muscle through life until everyone I love has passed away then find a quiet place to eat a gun.
was hangin around the boys today and learned two things:
homie that's been hanging around my kid sister avoided getting locked up over his controlled substance charge AND
He works at the same place one of my boys works. They had a couple shifts together this week. I've now got this nigga down to when he takes a damn smoke break.
Feel good about it tbqh, fuck around with kids and you're begging to get checked. He's old enough to know he's fucking up.
You seem to hate civilian life so I dunno thought maybe you might enjoy something new. I'm the same age as you with the same problems though I just signed up for military goy life.
have you tried getting fit? I know it won't fix any of that on its own but it can sometimes be a good catalyst for self improvement in general
it really depends on how you look and present yourself. If you can get ok looking and act confident than no, you'll fit right in. At least at my uni I see guys in the their late 20's go for freshmen all time. Of the few female friends I have, they always say they like older men
I'm not out to kill the guy or something, he didn't kill my sister. But when you're 18 selling weed codeine and pills to my early teenage sister and convincing them to sneak out at 2/3am with them to go walk around in the woods alone with you (I don't wanna know) I'm coming at you. She's fucking up but you're fucking up more and old enough to know what you're getting yourself into.
Just call the cops faggot.
Considering his state...
I'm gonna wait for my femslw friend to text me/ask me to hang next just yo see if he's interested.
Whenever we hang out (for hours at a time) we have stuff to talk about and it's usually about ourselves/our interests/how our lives are going and shit. Is that a good sign? When I hang out with other girls I usually feel awkward and never know how to progress the conversation but with her it's so natural. Am I delusion for thinking she might feel the same way lads?
Also I had like 2 dreams about her last night? Do I just fucking kill myself now?
I'm definitely not fit for the military lifestyle and I have no desire for it.
I try every couple years or so. Last time was 2014 for pretty much the full year of it. Got relatively strong for where I started. Almost zero noticeable mass. Lost my gym membership and got a job that has me working til the AM, lost all my gains. Doubtless I'll try again. My hopes are not high.
If you live in the suburbs regardless of race avoiding jail is super easy
I assume median income and ability to hire a lawyer who isn't shit plays a part
Anyway my retard brother was stealing shit out of cars and he only got a slap on the wrist even though I think he should have gone to jail.
When conservatives say the justice system is too lenient they aren't joking, idiots who fuck up bigtime get let back out "because they were just confused and shit mang :DD"
I personally prefer papa john's, though supposedly the only way to get truly good American pizza is to go to artisan shops in the cities
Same with hamburgers. McDonald's is not a good example of what a hamburger should be, it is just a joke. Likewise Taco Bell is not what your country's stuff should be. I know because I've had better tacos. Then I had Taco Bell. It was awful.
I don't live in Mexico. If she says know my only course of action is to cut off contact with her and literally all of my close friends while I tend to my shattered ego and the depression of her not liking me back.
know that feel
at least once a year my furnace or hot water heater breaks right in time for freezing cold
recommend wearing those rainbow thigh highs
Run back to drugs, maybe
He'll be hauling his bitch ass back to Kansas City with a quickness if I have it my way, and I'll have it my way come Hell or high water. Especially given people telling me this isn't the first time he's been fucking around with girls way too young for him AND he's pushing in my old neighborhood competing with some good friends of mine.
Still better than dominoes and pizza hut which are the only fast food pizza places available here, ignoring peter piper since i've never eaten there
Mind telling her age, only to get a grasp at the gravity of the situation
>think about doing this
>would have to get into shape
>would be joining the military under a Liberal government that gave our top military position to a towel head to appease Indian voter base
thankfully the technician just arrived at this hour
he has very nice delts
what fucking great service to come at this time of the night, but i guess it becomes a safety thing
also i am wearing yoga pants underneath pajamas
Confront him and you will ladder down to a bigger cesspol.
Probably violence and injury, if not for you, then your sister.
Skip the bullshit and handle it like a grown man, frame him and be over with it.
And why are you speaking like you were a 13 year old nigger?
you sound really dumb, stop
barely 14, he's 18.
If he was 15 or 16, shit even 17 I wouldn't have such an issue with it. But when you're supposed to be an adult and you're fucking around with 14 year olds I'm related to I'm not going to take kindly to it. Especially when you get picked up by the cops at 3am with her and my family later finds benzos and painkillers with her that she admits to me came to him.
Fuck you doin, tryin to turn my kid sister out or somethin?
That's a pretty great technician.
When the same happened to my family years ago it was because the autistic electricity company got confused and cut power to our entire home instead of fixing something and decided we'd be fine in our home on a -30 night with a huge hole in our wall. If we didn't have a fire place we'd have had to rent a hotel or risk freezing.
I love winter but when things breaks or idiots ruin your heating it's shit.
yea just got a bit more
think there's a polar vortex or something because it all of a sudden got chilly
Framing him may bring trouble to my sister, and I really don't trust the local pd on that level. More likely to set up a switch with him from her phone and be waiting when he gets there tbqh.
I understand your pain fellow big bro, before you go on a rampage, have you talked to your sister about it? Why is she even doing those kind of things, try to better understand the causes so you can tackle her problem easily, then do as you will with the dude, just remember if he already knows you then there is a probability of him retaliating.
Yea I've talked to her. She was in the psych ward shortly after she got picked up for some other dumb shit she pulled. I'm of the opinion she's having a rebellious streak and following in my foot steps (which hurts) and as someone who was a really shitty guy for a long time I'm looking to set them both straight. Namely him, she acted like she got the message from me in my visits with her but I don't doubt that she's playing people just like I did.
That being said, I didn't fuck around with kids. Not really worried about retaliation against myself, they don't know me and I got something for his boys too if they make it out of their own neighborhood. If they come after my sister they can get handled too.
Ever since i was a little girl i have been wanting to eat people. I don't know why... I just get sudden urges to eat people...... When i look at people all i imagine is what they taste like and the juicy blood..... WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
he already knows
after he fixes that furnace he is gonna fix you
Tell him that he can stay the night
Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10. Either way I shit my pants. I guess when I was growing up and taking a big ol' sh*t in my pants and getting spanked for it I never lost that joy. That feeling of freedom to break the rules. Anyways let me get into my story here.
Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only shit I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!
Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I shit. The warmth and solid feeling of the shit coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.
I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.
The facts are I enjoy shitting my pants and no one is going to stop me!
he just finished and left
at least he smiled at me
>no gf to play with hair
good luck. How often do you come across people you know in your city?
she is a whore type of girl. not girlfriend material.
>How often do you come across people you know in your city?
not much but i'm sure with my luck, she will certainly see me with this hoe.
I found something you might enjoy, cute Texas anon.
Is the girl your intersted in also interested in you? If no, you have nothing to lose. If she she's you with her, she'd see that you don't need her, but she could also think that you lost all interest in her. It's your decision after all.
But you have to be in the mood, otherwise it won't work.
I sort of don't want it to work.
I guess I could let you know when to give it to me. This is definitely cheating.
>move to canada 3 years ago for job
>naturalize into citizen
>mfw i voted for trudeau
>mfw i go back to US in 3 months
Dual citizenship is illegal
Prepare to go back
pls. You made me say that.
There is always the chance it won't work either way. It depends what is.
Downloading all this shit again is NOT fun.
Good night everyone
My furnace works fine now and it is a comfy 19C again
get with the times grandpa
I have it but posting it again would be rude desu
What's going on? You all seem so excited about it.
None of your business.
The Mexican iirc
Don't lie, drinking a soda would dramatically increase your blood sugar, which acts as a dehydrating agent on top of everything else. If anything, you'd be more drunk, and more hungover later today.
There's a reason why straight liquor is touted as the least painful.
Some blanket included. Your turn
There will be no proofs.
Cute Texas anon is pure and innocent.