/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

heb deli sandwiches are very good

Well I have one day off, and then back to my miserable job for a week.

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anime

4rd for australia

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Milhouse

>>53309502
wat

claiming this thread for /tree/

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>>53309486
what do you do for a living, fellow /cum/dump that makes you feel so miserable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCxJsSJKuG4

Would you support of North American Union and Amero currency, /cum/? S-surely we could succeed where the EU failed!

WHERE IS THE TURK

>>53309544
that's treeson

>>53309544
rare dubs

>>53309554
rude dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhYMVwn3pJw

>tfw not in Crimea right now

>>53309563
no

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pretty hungry familia

>>53309502
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

Polite notification for >>53309427:
>>53309504

>>53309563
It's driven by the same people you retard

>being a guinea-pig of billionaires
>2015+1

>>53309574
>treeson
top zozzle
but if you help me claim it, i will forgive you for your war crimes. deal?

/brit/ more like /shit/, lol

>>53309552
I'm a cashier in a ghetto clothing store. They recently changed my hours from closing shifts to midday/opening shifts. My co workers are good people and the work is easy, but the hours are inconvenient and the customers are majority poor black folks.

>>53309608
deal 2bhlad

>>53309622
gib pro-club shirts.

>>53309598
I just ate a whole little caesar's pizza, shit was good

>>53309603
don't you talk to your parents etc?

maybe friends on skype?

what makes you burst so much when engaged?

i usually just come up with short answers to skip talking.

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>>53309646
I don't care what the tasteless pleb faggots say, Little Caesar's is god-tier for the price.

>>53309667
their cheese is powdered desu

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>>53309598
Cereal desu

>>53309667
has good price to taste ratio desu

>>53309646
What is the whitest city in Mexico?

>sitting on bed drunk watching it's always sunny
>think about how I wish my female friend was next to me and knew how I feel about her and watching the show with me as we fall asleep together in my arms
>drunk so I'm emotional and start tearing up
Goddamn this isn't fun, friends

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>>53309583
>you will never party on the beach like that
>you will never fug qts
>you will never have fond memories of a fun and carefree youth
>you will never those sights through your eyes
>oh wait, you have, only you spent the entire time standing in the corner drinking and watching your friends have fun, knowing you'd be walking home alone that night
Sweet release of death when

>>53309656
Oh, well yeah I do. I strike up conversations with them, with my sister who lives elsewhere, etc. I was mainly thinking of my co-workers. Unfortunately I can't really get to know them other than at break and lunch times.

>what makes you burst so much when engaged?
I dunno really. Maybe just amazement that somebody I don't know, or only kind of know, wanted to talk to me. I don't see myself as very approachable so it's always kind of encouraging when somebody breaks through that and engages me.

>>53309746
delet this

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>>53309746
how old are you senpai? There may still be time left

>>53309736
Sorry dude.

I'm also drunk, also that fag who is about to quit my job before I get fired. I almost choked up at work today if that makes you feel any better.

>>53309699
Don't know, maybe a mennonite colony in Chihuahua, or northern Jalisco. Even the biggest cities like Guadalajara, monterrey or DF have strong indigenous prevalence

Who chad here?

mother fuck

>>53309782
I just turned 29 a month ago.

>>53309822
me ama

>>53309512
ESTOOO

is regional flags not working or

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>>53309852
>he has regional flags installed

>>53309784
Good luck lad

>>53309867
gotta keep my identity intact

>>53309841
I know of a few people who are about the same age and still party with and fug 19 year olds, so maybe you could theoretically do the same if you really wanted to

>>53309437
is he white?

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>>53309852
sabe pa
Asi ha estado desde ayer

ch3 m4v1s

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>>53309689
got some cheerios :D

How would I go about asking a Mexican if he will fuck my wife while I watch?

....whatever

>>53309544
hello other Canada

>>53309782
25, but time isn't the issue. I don't belong in that crowd. I have no confidence and every attempt at conquering it has failed miserably. I have no charisma, no real talents. I have literally nothing in common with most girls. Every conversation I've had with a girl on tinder has been floundering to find common ground and awkward smalltalk until she stops responding.
I'm crossing my fingers that I'll get cancer or something, so I can die without leaving my family without closure or wondering if they could have prevented my suicide. Failing that, I'll muscle through life until everyone I love has passed away then find a quiet place to eat a gun.

>>53309908
Wouldn't people consider me the creepy old dude who hits on younger chicks? I try to stay out of sight.

>>53309912
seems to be a guido, so, no

>>53309949
He is probably already doing it, just enter her room to bask in her indecent act

im gonna fuck texas

>>53309929
sauce

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SO
was hangin around the boys today and learned two things:
homie that's been hanging around my kid sister avoided getting locked up over his controlled substance charge AND
He works at the same place one of my boys works. They had a couple shifts together this week. I've now got this nigga down to when he takes a damn smoke break.

Feel good about it tbqh, fuck around with kids and you're begging to get checked. He's old enough to know he's fucking up.

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>>53309986
heavy object :3

>>53309964
Join the military.

>>53310005
:3

>>53309993
I want to read about you in the news anon, make me proud

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I wish i lived in 80s USA.

>>53310012
Fuck no. Why?

>>53309646
As expected of a mexican

>>53310023
you were the same guy that made that thread about his father refusing a job offer, right?

>>53310024
You seem to hate civilian life so I dunno thought maybe you might enjoy something new. I'm the same age as you with the same problems though I just signed up for military goy life.

>>53309746
Are you fat?

>>53309964
have you tried getting fit? I know it won't fix any of that on its own but it can sometimes be a good catalyst for self improvement in general

>>53309970
it really depends on how you look and present yourself. If you can get ok looking and act confident than no, you'll fit right in. At least at my uni I see guys in the their late 20's go for freshmen all time. Of the few female friends I have, they always say they like older men

>>53310020
>Young male brutally beaten by a pack of niggers

>>53310054
177 cm and 65 kg dood

>>53310020
I'm not out to kill the guy or something, he didn't kill my sister. But when you're 18 selling weed codeine and pills to my early teenage sister and convincing them to sneak out at 2/3am with them to go walk around in the woods alone with you (I don't wanna know) I'm coming at you. She's fucking up but you're fucking up more and old enough to know what you're getting yourself into.

>>53310063
Never made a thread.

>>53309784
>>53309736
I'm also drunk

But have few problems which would matter to you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKftiJS30Cs

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>>53310100
Are you literally black?

>>53310090
No you don't understand, mexican illegals (or guatemalans or whatever else) always eat pizza at little caesars because it is cheap

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>>53310100
Just call the cops faggot.


>>53310117
Considering his state...

>>53310117
Nah, white af

Just don't take kindly to the local hotboys fucking around with my little sister. Buddy's lucky he can take a shit without me knowing about it.

I don't talk to them.

I'm gonna wait for my femslw friend to text me/ask me to hang next just yo see if he's interested.

Whenever we hang out (for hours at a time) we have stuff to talk about and it's usually about ourselves/our interests/how our lives are going and shit. Is that a good sign? When I hang out with other girls I usually feel awkward and never know how to progress the conversation but with her it's so natural. Am I delusion for thinking she might feel the same way lads?

Also I had like 2 dreams about her last night? Do I just fucking kill myself now?

>>53310086
I'm balding and look like Steve Buscemi. My chances are pretty high I'd get weird looks.

>>53310139
If your sister is dumb enough to do shit like that in the first place, she deserves it tbf.

>>53310121
Oh, then guilty as charged, I have my own clay oven but wanted to indulge myself in the lazyness of eating a great capitalist american pizza

>>53310073
I'm definitely not fit for the military lifestyle and I have no desire for it.

>>53310076
No.

>>53310086
I try every couple years or so. Last time was 2014 for pretty much the full year of it. Got relatively strong for where I started. Almost zero noticeable mass. Lost my gym membership and got a job that has me working til the AM, lost all my gains. Doubtless I'll try again. My hopes are not high.

>>53310167
Maybe
That doesn't mean I'm not going to make sure buddy gets out the game with a quickness.

>>53310163
Somewhat. Just make your intentions clear before you turn into best friend material unless that's what you want.

cum lol

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Guys it is - 32C and my furnace just broke

>>53310117
>woods
>black

If you live in the suburbs regardless of race avoiding jail is super easy

I assume median income and ability to hire a lawyer who isn't shit plays a part

Anyway my retard brother was stealing shit out of cars and he only got a slap on the wrist even though I think he should have gone to jail.

When conservatives say the justice system is too lenient they aren't joking, idiots who fuck up bigtime get let back out "because they were just confused and shit mang :DD"

>>53310209
Start burning shit around the house and dance to Godflesh.

>>53310163
Go for it man, at the worst she will say no so you will have to retort to rape

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>>53309544
>NORFUK

ROFL xD

>>53310188
Do what you want, won't change her for a penny.

She will realize her faults very late, and there is nothing you can do to change it.

She'll run right back to him.

>>53310168
I personally prefer papa john's, though supposedly the only way to get truly good American pizza is to go to artisan shops in the cities

Same with hamburgers. McDonald's is not a good example of what a hamburger should be, it is just a joke. Likewise Taco Bell is not what your country's stuff should be. I know because I've had better tacos. Then I had Taco Bell. It was awful.

>>53310209
Rub your dick

Some part of you will get warm

>>53310175
Are you under 22?

>>53310216
I don't live in Mexico. If she says know my only course of action is to cut off contact with her and literally all of my close friends while I tend to my shattered ego and the depression of her not liking me back.

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>>53310209
shit man
know that feel

at least once a year my furnace or hot water heater breaks right in time for freezing cold

recommend wearing those rainbow thigh highs

>>53310234
Run back to drugs, maybe
He'll be hauling his bitch ass back to Kansas City with a quickness if I have it my way, and I'll have it my way come Hell or high water. Especially given people telling me this isn't the first time he's been fucking around with girls way too young for him AND he's pushing in my old neighborhood competing with some good friends of mine.

>>53310256
25

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>>53310239
Still better than dominoes and pizza hut which are the only fast food pizza places available here, ignoring peter piper since i've never eaten there

>>53309571

here.

howdy mates.

>>53310209
time to wear literally everything

buy a generator or get a fireplace installed for future issues

>>53310309
morning turkbro~

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>>53310274
Mind telling her age, only to get a grasp at the gravity of the situation

>>53310321

hey. how are you doing?

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>>53310073
>think about doing this
>would have to get into shape
>would be joining the military under a Liberal government that gave our top military position to a towel head to appease Indian voter base

>>53310271
>>53310319
thankfully the technician just arrived at this hour
he has very nice delts
what fucking great service to come at this time of the night, but i guess it becomes a safety thing

also i am wearing yoga pants underneath pajamas

>>53310274
Confront him and you will ladder down to a bigger cesspol.

Probably violence and injury, if not for you, then your sister.

Skip the bullshit and handle it like a grown man, frame him and be over with it.


And why are you speaking like you were a 13 year old nigger?

you sound really dumb, stop

>>53310338
>hey. how are you doing?
penis

@@53310372

you for you dyke

>>53310338
pretty good just don't want to do school like always

>>53310331
barely 14, he's 18.
If he was 15 or 16, shit even 17 I wouldn't have such an issue with it. But when you're supposed to be an adult and you're fucking around with 14 year olds I'm related to I'm not going to take kindly to it. Especially when you get picked up by the cops at 3am with her and my family later finds benzos and painkillers with her that she admits to me came to him.

Fuck you doin, tryin to turn my kid sister out or somethin?

>>53310343
That's a pretty great technician.

When the same happened to my family years ago it was because the autistic electricity company got confused and cut power to our entire home instead of fixing something and decided we'd be fine in our home on a -30 night with a huge hole in our wall. If we didn't have a fire place we'd have had to rent a hotel or risk freezing.

I love winter but when things breaks or idiots ruin your heating it's shit.

>>53310399

nice. is there snow? we had good snow last week but it melted. i am waiting for my tea as usual. pretty comfy.

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>>53310412
yea just got a bit more

think there's a polar vortex or something because it all of a sudden got chilly

>>53310409
what a bunch of retards lmao
yeah, winter in manitoba + furnace issues = bad times

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who /comfy/ here

>>53310346
Framing him may bring trouble to my sister, and I really don't trust the local pd on that level. More likely to set up a switch with him from her phone and be waiting when he gets there tbqh.

>>53310432
very comfy actually
lying on the couch wearing yoga pants and probably looking suggestive to the furnace technician here

>>53310463
is he cute :3

>>53310401
I understand your pain fellow big bro, before you go on a rampage, have you talked to your sister about it? Why is she even doing those kind of things, try to better understand the causes so you can tackle her problem easily, then do as you will with the dude, just remember if he already knows you then there is a probability of him retaliating.

>>53310346
>Skip the bullshit and handle it like a grown man, frame him and be over with it.

hahahaha what?

>>53310466
Yeah, a bit
In a stubbly scruffy sorta way

>>53310424

snow is absolute comfy.

>>53310432

me. drinking hot morning tea, listening to some sad songs and think of my waifu. she makes me sadder everyday but things have to be alright.

My younger sister sometimes flirts with me. How do I get her to stop? It's freaking me out.

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>>53310463
seduce him

>>53310525
watch some family friendly incest porn with her

>>53310472
Yea I've talked to her. She was in the psych ward shortly after she got picked up for some other dumb shit she pulled. I'm of the opinion she's having a rebellious streak and following in my foot steps (which hurts) and as someone who was a really shitty guy for a long time I'm looking to set them both straight. Namely him, she acted like she got the message from me in my visits with her but I don't doubt that she's playing people just like I did.

That being said, I didn't fuck around with kids. Not really worried about retaliation against myself, they don't know me and I got something for his boys too if they make it out of their own neighborhood. If they come after my sister they can get handled too.

>>53310534
n-no
he is right beside me as i type this

Ever since i was a little girl i have been wanting to eat people. I don't know why... I just get sudden urges to eat people...... When i look at people all i imagine is what they taste like and the juicy blood..... WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!

>>53310525
if you want it to stop.
be extremely flirty back; but be a bit more grandiose and transparent.

if that doesn't work, you're fugged.

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>>53310567
he already knows

after he fixes that furnace he is gonna fix you

>>53310534
>>53310567
also he looks really tired, pretty sure i woke him up with this call

>>53310567
Take a pic of his butt.

>>53310309
Lies you went to america a month ago

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>>53310574
you can eat me

pls eat me

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>>53310567
this >>53310582
Get comfy.

>>53310574
Are you still a little girl? i have a meat you could eat off me

>>53310591
>Lies you went to america a month ago

what the fuck? i never said such a thing.

>>53310585
this

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>>53310582
>>53310608
>>53310585
s-stop

>>53310625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UFX6y1HsBs

>>53310618
But you were on a plane

>>53310632
Tell him you have a furnace that needs heating as you bend over in your tight yoga pants

>>53310647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjQH8smGzYk

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>>53310632

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>>53310632
We just want to see a happy ending.

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>>53310632
Tell him that he can stay the night

>>53310661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CboJBDs0_z4

>>53310651

i flied to another city in new years not America. i will only fly to America for settling in in 2017.

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>>53310632
just go for it dude

>>53310139
who the fuck are you trying to impress this is an anonymous board

Being over 30 is not different to me then being 10. Either way I shit my pants. I guess when I was growing up and taking a big ol' sh*t in my pants and getting spanked for it I never lost that joy. That feeling of freedom to break the rules. Anyways let me get into my story here.

Im currently unemployed and my girlfriend works at White Castle. When she's there I find my self encouraging my 4 kids to go down the road to a friends house. Just getting them out of the house so I can have MY time. I deal with the typical family crap daily. LIke having to listen to my girlfriends complaining about how her back hurts from work. Or having to help my kids with their homework. I never signed up for that sh*t. The only shit I signed up for was the kind I put in my pants when they are all gone!

Anyways, once I get them out the door and know I got the next 6 hours to my self. I go out to my back porch and have a seat and usually I'm in plain view of my neighbors. I'll light up a smoke and when the time is perfect I shit. The warmth and solid feeling of the shit coming out only to be crushed because of lack of space is so perfect.I will fill my undies up and just bask in the joy. Sitting in my own filth.

I'll walk around the house for the next few hours and enjoy my self until either the kids come home or my wife gets off work. I will say I've been caught a few times by my wife however. Like one time she came home and I wasnt watching the time. She walked in and seeing the kids were down the road she grabbed me and dropped my pants to give me oral. Lets just say she tasted it before she smelled it and she didnt sleep with me for a week. I convinced her my stomach hurt that day and I had just done it because I couldnt make it to the bathroom and blah blah whatever.

The facts are I enjoy shitting my pants and no one is going to stop me!

>>53310713
I miss the old /jp/ diaper threads

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>>53310625
https://soundcloud.com/for-tracy-hyde/first-regrets

Lonely but free I'll be found
Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds..

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>>53310656
>>53310668
>>53310670
>>53310680
>>53310688
he just finished and left
at least he smiled at me

>>53310769
you'll get him next time bud

>>53310690
Just making conversation buddy

Sometimes I'd lose my shit if I didn't vent a little here and there, and given the circumstances that's not a great idea.

>>53310769
You tugged his shirt before he tried to leave right?

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>>53310769
coward

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>>53310769
Lame.

>>53310775
not sure if i even wanted him desu
i am just tired and cold

>>53310769
You can still catch him if you make a run for it

>>53310769
Post thighs in yoga pants

>>53310682
Are you certain you're the same turk? Because a turk flew to north america in december.

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>>53310741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTPJCM4Elzw

>>53310813
This, take responsability

>>53310814

i am not him. he must be a Turk living in NA since there was no talk of it in /tr/ threads.

>>53310813
>>53310852

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>>53310874
Nice

>>53310874
fat fuck

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>>53310874

>>53310899
at 12% BF desu
squatz

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>>53310874
Nice thick thighs, anon.

>>53310869
I feel as though if you were my turk you would know. So you're a turk but not my turk. Turk.

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>>53310905
Nice blog.

>>53310874
>>53310919
I still want those rainbow thigh highs though.

>>53310916
>12%

horrifying. hit the treadmill

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>>53310905
>no gf to play with hair
;_;

good luck. How often do you come across people you know in your city?

>>53310937
some day
>>53310941
clean bulking until about 15, then gonna cut down to 8 or 9

>>53310522
feed him wine

>>53310950

>gf

she is a whore type of girl. not girlfriend material.

>How often do you come across people you know in your city?

not much but i'm sure with my luck, she will certainly see me with this hoe.

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>>53310839
https://soundcloud.com/museo-gamer/double-dragon-neon-ost-city
>>53310919
I found something you might enjoy, cute Texas anon.

>>53310905

Morning turkey.
Is the girl your intersted in also interested in you? If no, you have nothing to lose. If she she's you with her, she'd see that you don't need her, but she could also think that you lost all interest in her. It's your decision after all.

>>53310985
I see
only have eyes for your waifu than turkbro
don't risk it

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>>53310991
What might that be?

>tfw post deleted with his report


>>53310992
>>53311001

I have no idea if my waifu is interested in me. it would take time.

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>>53311025
Eager, aren't we?

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>>53311074
I don't think you found anything.

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>>53311025
>>53311074
I wanna see too

>>53310912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaeA_xjMR_w

>seibah seibah seibah

>>53311049

Then you could tell her that you can't come, but give her another date where you could meet. In this time you should try to find out if your other girl shows interest.

>>53311111
nice digits

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>>53311111
>>53311122
what the fuck

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>>53311094
But you have to be in the mood, otherwise it won't work.

Godmorgon

>>53311159
good evening

>>53311159
godmorgon

>dkn ingen svart fv

can i join dubs club

tfw no gf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7RVhLr1jI

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>>53311181

>>53311181
tfw no fw no gf

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>>53311180
clearly not

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>>53311148
I sort of don't want it to work.

I guess I could let you know when to give it to me. This is definitely cheating.

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>move to canada 3 years ago for job
>naturalize into citizen
>mfw i voted for trudeau
>mfw i go back to US in 3 months

hehe

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>>53311257
Dual citizenship is illegal

Prepare to go back

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>>53311254
>when to give it to me
Lewd.

>>53311294
You're the lewdest one here.

>>53311290
lolwut
I have 3 citizenships and all of them are valid

Drinkin mikes hard lads
this shit is strong

>>53311301
Mexicans are always lewd

>>53311290
>>53311303
nvm didnt even read his full post, thought you were talking about canada
im sleepy

>>53311159
Hello. Post feet.

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Good night buds

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>>53311315

>>53311303
It is tolerated, not truly legal

But as long as jews can do it I guess it is fine for you, it is only tolerated because a jew wanted to be an israeli and an american

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>>53311333
night bud
best girl btw

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>>53311333
Nite, pervert

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>>53311294
>Lewd.
pls. You made me say that.

There is always the chance it won't work either way. It depends what is.

>>53311333
Good night.

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Accepting bf applications

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>>53311352
>not clones

>>53311380
Are you a girl? This is important.

>>53311380
hi

>>53311380

only if you are a female

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Downloading all this shit again is NOT fun.

>>53311398
WORST best

>>53311399
How much money do you have

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OH MY GOD

THE ALLIANCE TO END ALL ALLIANCES

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>>53311418
enjoy.

>>53311451

>you will never drop a fire new mixtape with Count Chocula

why live

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>>53311471

>>53311429
Nothing. Gotta ask my mom for some cash.

>>53311399
>>53311409
>>53311414
Yes

>>53311578

post hands first. Im an expert on classifying gender by how their hands looks

>>53311578
alright, what do you need to know

>>53311567
Then fuck off, penniless

>>53311664
Hey fuck you man. You look like shit.

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Good night everyone
My furnace works fine now and it is a comfy 19C again

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>>53311701
Sweet dreams.

>>53311701
Good night, thick thighed anon.

>>53311681
Or do I?

>>53311701
Good night, technician will visit your dreams tonight

>>53311749
lewd

>>53311701
I HOPE YOU DIE YOU CELSIUS USING FAGGOT

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>>53311724
Reminder.

>>53309437
He looks Hispanic/Arab.

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>>53311770
>fahrenheit

get with the times grandpa

>>53311788
You're a bit excited.

>>53311724
Did anyone save the image? File is deleted, need it for nightly research purposes

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>>53311788
Potentially tomorrow. Maybe.

>>53311811
Don't be a user of a singular system.

Idort above all.

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>>53311823
I have it but posting it again would be rude desu

>>53311823
I got you.

>>53311852
Thanks, man

>>53311852
Good stuff.

Fantastic even.

>>53311823
I do.

>>53311844
I don't think he'd mind too much.

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>>53311886
Did they delete it or did mods?

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>>53311830
What's going on? You all seem so excited about it.

>>53311897
Janny most likely. Manitoba has posted multiple thigh images.

>>53311811
AMERICAN SYSTEM BEST SYSTEM

ENJOY SUCKING FRENCH DICK YOU FILTHY CANAKEK

>>53311844
>>53311886
>>53311908
Pls no post again

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>>53311906
Shhh.

>>53311922
>>53311626

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Hi.

>>53311906
Nothing at all.

>>53311947
Alright then.

>>53311897
I did, I don't like the idea of it being up for too long

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inb4 post finnish thighs

After wading through my internet cache I finally found tighs

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>>53311963
Why are you in Finland?

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>>53311951
liar
>>53311978
whore

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>>53311980
Very well.

>>53311978
Thanks man.

>>53311952
I'm an American and already have a name you fucking nerd

>>53311998
>whore
Very rude

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>>53312002
Damn right very well

>>53312025
tru tho
give it up you filthy slut

Did I miss a crossdresser buffalo?

>>53311988
Studies mah friend.

Do someone remember me?

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>>53312025
>rude
No,

>>53312046
Yoga pants are not cross dressing
I don't cross dress

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>>53312046
None of your business.
>>53312062
The Mexican iirc

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>>53312080
>Yoga pants
>Not cross dressing

>>53312080
Repost for my curiosity

>>53312113
They are men's pants, and they are comfy as fuck

>>53312096
jijijiji

>>53312046
Tell me more.
>>53312080
Goodness gracious, please.
Just post it.

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>>53312141

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>>53312157
Go to sleep, anon

>>53312141
>>53312161
No I already regret it

>>53312165
Amazing, you could place pepperonis there and nobody would notice any difference

>>53312157
Maybe gay men's pants

>>53312033
>>53312075
I'm as pure as can be desu.

>>53312179
Don't regret good things you do, anon.

>>53312174
You're right, I'm lying in bed already.
Night.

>>53312179
Why you gotta disappoint a girl?

Who Hyped for Trump 2016?

Cancucks need not reply.

>>53312179
Why tough, your nice thighs brought happiness to some anons in /cum/, it sure is a noble cause

>>53312179
Fucking Goddamnit, I only get to post here twice a week at best. Humor me.

>>53312225
Serbia > Slovenia

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>>53312204

I drank a coke and now I feel a lot more sober. I don't like this feel, give me back my drunk.

>>53312225
I'm voting for Hillary this year. I like her foreign policy.

>>53312239
No one will believe you, also;

And if you're a Russian then I hope pekka stabs you today.

>>53312270
This is bait