Unity edition
>>53312521
>Canada
Can we please remove them from /cum/? Replace them with Cuba or something. Canadian posters are the worst posters on /int/
>tfw she will never be your gf
why live
1st for no bullies allowed
>>53312543
4th for bullies allowed
Bullies allowed.
nth for no dogs
>>53312538
Naa
Canadians aren't the worst
Thank god japan isn't here
>>53312564
>>53312577
no bullies allowed ITT
>>53312591
Catfags leave now
>>53312591
I can't believe you just said that.
Worst post of all time.
>>53312622
Mexicans leave now
I came here to bully
>>53312628
>new edition
BUT I JUST STARTED BULLYING YOU
>>53312641
Too far
I won't invite you to my birthday party
>>53312622
Never.
Dogs are disgusting.
>>53312628
Are you really finnish?
Or proxie?
>>53312656
What's your least favorite kind of /cum/ thread?
NO BULLIES ALLOWED
wanna /u/?
>>53312575
Me on the right
Getting hungry buds, don't know if i should have my third dinner or just go to sleep
>>53312688
Soy mexicano, pero estoy en Finlandia.
>tfw nadie te recuerda.
>>53312699
Too drunk to care, I've been drunk since august 14, 2015 when I started browsing them
I like all of them
>>53312666
mark of the devil, caught you red handed you demonic santa muerte worshipping beaner
>>53312767
How much do you drink daily?
>>53312741
Go to sleep
A second dinner is unhealthy, as for me it was 19 hours between dinner and breakfast with sleep of 8 hours in between last
Otherwise you will never become the ideal man
>>53312764
And how is it?
Is it nice?
cum lol
>>53312740
>>53312741
god-damn that pic keeps spooking me, stahp
also
>third dinner
>>53312788
In a week I drink about 20 beers total
So 3 a day I suppose, average. But it is concentrated.
I envy US,Canada and Mexico.
You are surrounded by friendly countries.
Japan is surrounded by China and other enemy countries.
>>53312797
Meh, dos dos lo que es.
Bueno, me tengo que ir,
Adióp.
>>53312829
>island
>surrounded
Only because America doesn't let you have a navy
Otherwise you'd be like the UK and being all "fuck the continent Japan strong our navy will keep those fucks out". And the USA and Abe both want Japan to re-arm so Japanese empire 2 starts soon.
>>53312829
Japan! What do you think about Mexico???
>>53312829
>>53312829
Weeell U.S and Mexico have a looooot of differences
Ask a dude who lost his virginity two nights ago anything
>>53312897
That is because you keep sending brown fuckfaces like Julian and Joaquin Castro up here to fag up America with their cuck father
>>53312886
Nice guy,don't you think?
>>53312940
Do you still feel her warmth in your benis?
>>53312977
I wish
It was really warm in there
>>53312968
Yep.
>>53312940
Was he cute?
>>53312822
Not too bad.
See yah tomorrow.
>>53312940
¿Eres tú el de la foto?
>>53312989
Do you brag to your friends that you aren't a nerd anymore?
>>53313035
This
/g/153294/
>>53313203
Dude stop
>>53313203
I have no understanding
>>53312822
You drink a lot more than most people.
But a lot less than alcoholics.
>>53313228
It's a link for nhentai.net
>>53313203
Approved. I'll save that for later.
>>53313224
/g/153213/
>>53313203
Dude don't stop
Are Alaskans different to your average American in how they look/act?
not talking about natives
>>53313260
Some weeks I drink 40 beers or the equivalent of, since I usually drink hard liquor
But 3 years ago I was drinking everyday
And 4 years ago I was smoking everyday
But now I don't smoke
Fuck those anti-smoking commercials
>>53313354
>>53313260
>alcoholics consume nearly 80 beers a week
I mean it is possible but not desirable, how silly of them
>>53313477
o-ok
actually no
i will not sleep
>>53313414
You can't tell where 99% of people are from if you take away stuff like sports and accents.
>>53313518
Just bought one of these.
If only I could do something with it.
>>53313477
>>53313537
>>53313592
>>53313518
>call someone a nigger on /int/ with a cute animu face
>people embrace you
>do it on /pol/
>/v/tards whine about animu
WHEN DO WE KILL ALL THE /v/TARDS?
>>53313625
Does anyone else wish they were dead?
>>53313625
>>53313652
There's a few type of Alaskans
>panhandlers and south coast
Mostly involved in fishing and logging. They aren't much different than pacific north west people.
>Anchorage
Half the city is from somewhere else, lot of government employees from the lower 48.
>everything else
These people are weird. Good thing there's hardly any of them.
>>53313639
>/pol/
>/v/tards
wat
Just woke up and it's time for my run. Any runners here?
>>53313664
Nah, I don't fear it though.
>>53313652
>>53313664
The only time I wished I was dead and truly thought it would be fine was when my beloved cat died in my arms
No more sad, only a slight and cold angry
>>53313687
Oh those fucktards browse /pol/ otherwise they wouldn't bitch so much about animus
>>53313692
>>53313664
>>53313742
This isn't to say that there aren't many times I think I want death
But that was the one time I was very fine with just dying and ending ring there
>>53313484
I welcome myself back.
You'd be surprised
Back to having fun elsewhere,
>>53313693
once upon a time
running in the cold sucks, dries my throat out and would get all phlegmy
>>53313782
i want to affirm sachiko
>>53313782
Kaede is better anyway
>>53313693
I get stress fractures really easily, so I stick to ice skating and walking.
>>53313831
No have fun here
I am here for you friendo
>>53313838
>>53313575
>download Synthesia
>connect with computer
>enjoy
>>53313812
>>53313664
I mean have you ever truly just "shut down". You can't move, you can't get out of bed, you can't do anything? That is the way it is when you are in the mentality of being alright with death wherein suicide is fine. Nothing has meaning, much of what you were was stolen from you and you as a being are near to collapse.
>>53313838
This is the best Kaede
>>53313904
>>53313838
shouko is my hoshi
>>53313904
Wrong, Takagaki-san is the cutest Kaede
>>53312950
America was growing stronger
Today our weapons grown more sophisticated with america we try a new one
Illegal Immigration
But... We underestimated some of the country's citizens....
>>53313965
Julian and Joaquin look so injun I'm 99% sure their mom cucked their dad
>>53313860
Next weekend.
>>53314104
Mexico, I want to fuck your bitches, move Mexico City closer to the border.
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
who here /realniggahours/
>want to fap desperately
>still 3 more weeks til i can take the cast off my penis
breaking your penis fucking SUCKS
>>53315626
You wot m8
>>53315626
Really mang? Really?
http://strawpoll.me/6489101
http://strawpoll.me/6489101
http://strawpoll.me/6489101
>>53315763
I would strongly prefer to stay what I am, but I didn vote.
>>53316035
meant to say did
How come women don't wear dresses casually anymore
>>53319448
seriously, dresses look so good on girls yet all i see now is fucking yoga pants and leggings with a north face jacket.
>>53319448
I don't know, but I've never thought women look good in dresses.
>>53319448
It really is a shame.
i'm cum
Everything I've Ever Written I've Written It With My Tiny Tiny Dick
>>53321874
salu2
>>53312829
I envy Japan, you celebrate 5 de Mayo better than us.
>>53313575
Play Keyboardmania
>>53322010
is this someones fetish
i dont understand
>>53319448
Now its just boys who wear them.
>>53322862
Some people are into strange shit
>>53322862
It isn't a fetish
It was invented by a troll on /v/ a few years ago to bait people for laughs
>>53319529
>basic bitches
>>53323178
That pit goes deep, it has no end, there's always someone more depraved.
>>53323412
Bueno.
It being a fake is somehow comforting.
https://vine.co/v/ibxWhlAjAht
The trailer for Zootopia gave me a boner.
>>53319448
Because it's December.
>>53323520
It is January you idiot
>>53323632
Nah bro
It's December.
>>53323475
>It being a fake is somehow comforting
Someone, somewhere took it as serious and made it part of his turn ons
But the guy who made them years ago admitted it was a joke to bait idiots
A grand form of trolling
>>53323654
No, it isn't. Time passes even if you stubbornly refuse it.
>>53323793
>christmas in a week
>have you done your shopping lads
>>53312521
Canada should leave /cum/ and join us
>>53323906
Anon did your mom die? Cat? Other stuff? It's okay to be sad or even depressed. Just don't be pretending it is the past. Time moves on, with or without us.
>>53323907
Not until that Irish guy tells me his ancestry
>>53324016
ur senpaitachi gonna be so mad
when they give you presents and you dont have any for them
>anon
>why
>>53312643
Poo in loo
extra flags are back
>>53324089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
The second coming of that meme
I remember back in 2010 some fat nerd girl was discussing it with some other nerd girl when mootles made /v/ HARMONY for a day
>>53324841
>>53325005
Did you even sleep?
>>53325212
Just woke up.
>>53325212
jalisco cant sleep
jalisco must always be ready to bully
>>53325834
That seems like the most reasonable conclusion.
hello
>>53326094
Hello
>>53326094
>>53326256
hello
>>53325926
because its true
>>53326094
>>53326256
>>53326298
>>53326358
hello!
Thx us for Obama
>>53326368
>>>53326094
>>>53326256
>>>53326298
>>>53326358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNB8VRwCPTM
>>53325926
>>53326368
Slander.
You are the bullies.
>>53326616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyCXEZXR1Sw
>>53326795
We're very nice people desu.
>>53326372
thx
Waiting at the salon waiting, and they're playing Grimes
N I C E
>>53327715
I had to look up grimes
Joe Rogan
mornin~
>>53328056
dude
>>53327347
Debatable.
I'm pretty sure making people read Yuri counts as a form of torture.
>>53328328
Morning, anon.
>>53328590
It's a form of rehabilitation
>>53312539
But she is :^)
>>53328590
It will improve your health and make you less impure.
Yuri is tip top degeneracy
>>53328651
>>53328712
Expert opinion >>53328800
Smoking weeed in the kitchen desu dude
>>53328871
Expert in only impure chink comics.
Jerking off in the kitchen desu dude
>>53328992
that only describes you anon
>>53328893
>2016
>smoking weed
>not being a total vaper with the latest vaping vaper
are you even trying
comrades please remember that i love you and want you to be free from your chains
>>53329374
What chains senpai
>>53329265
Weed is for boys, vaping is for men
>>53329412
Stand up guy right there
>>53312829
That's what you get for not having a good military
>>53329407
capital binds us all, binds us to our land, to the work we hate
>>53329374
back at you
>>53329142
All my comics are pure. I checked them myself.
>>53329605
vaginas aren't pure
>>53329605
These tags beg to differ.
>>53329768
But, they are used to commit pure acts like tribadism.
>>53329827
Could've been better without the censorship tag desu.
>>53330037
>pure acts
>like tribadism
What do you want to be when you grow up?
>>53330661
I want to be a historian at a museum until I become a successful enough writer to give that up tbqh
Who else here gettin /tuned up/ tonight, boys?
>>53330037
frottage is more pure
>>53330661
I want to be a drug lord
>>53331049
Found this yesterday.
You might like it.
/g/108423/
>>53331115
I saw that
looks interesting
>>53331102
move to oregon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JLEgAMG5YQ
Is it wrong to fuck your friends ex gf?
>>53332545
yes.
>>53332606
Why?
>>53332560
>you will never experience this
>>53332681
Because eventhough he probably won't admit this, he'll be disappointed. He ones had feelings for this person and the thought of you fucking her isn't really nice.
>>53332681
it can lead to uneeded problems
>>53332870
>>53333038
Yeah but they left on bad terms and this was years ago. He already has a new gf.
>>53333083
if they broke up on bad terms its even worse from what I've seen
I just got a job at a place where all the employees smile and are friendly whenever I eat there
Now, that could mean
A)it is genuinely a good place to work and most of the employees are happy enough
B)if you don't smile and act freindly you are beat by a riding crop
....I drive.
>>53332545
There's a lot of variables that go into that question.
>>53334203
Hope for the first. And if it is dont ruin the place
I miss all the tripfags desu
How do you deal with depression?
https://youtu.be/R1UCPKC1J_w
I wonder
>>53335005
I dont know if I have ever been depressed. Just really sad sometimes
>>53335005
embrace it
become one with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G052uq8-XJg
>>53335005
Be happy :))
>>53335005
If your life has no meaning just go overseas and fight terrorists dude :^)
>>53335816
Why would I do that?
>>53336113
why not?
>>53312628
Mis saunas y mis mujeres son mejores
>>53335005
By seeing a doctor. Or changing your life somehow. If you are unhappy with your life, change it.
>powerball climbs to estimated $900 million jackpot
>if nobody matches the numbers it could go to $1.3 billion
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53336113
because you will then die a martyr. or something like that.
>>53336397
I'm temped to buy a ticket.
>>53336507
I'm gonna guy buy one, it's only a couple bucks
>>53336587
I might as well too
sup senpai
>>53337408
hello
>>53329412
I am all for personal choice , but let us not mistake a fad to equate to a masculine trait.
Smoke weed or vape or hell even drop pills if you like , just don't think that you are a man for herd mentality fashioning it up like a woman.
Watched Cowboy Bebop again out of boredom, I wasn't ready desu.
Which are you?
I'm not on here I don't think
>>53337579
none
>>53337579
>
>>53337579
Where's the school shooter option?
http://mediareleases.vpd.ca/2016/01/09/vancouver-police-investigate-pepper-spraying/
Ayyy lmao
>>53337561
I'm watching a documentary right now
Hello
>>53337837
I believe that is bottom left.
>>53337579
Black people, baka
>>53337985
Hello faggot
Please don't be bad here. This is a place for GOOD people only.
>>53337579
I am a metal head lab tech , that is now working as a DAF Technician , I guess top right , since I hunt , but I am no bubba and also not American.
Perhaps this should be titled , 4 types of North American White Male.
I never realized Detroit was a border town.
What is the Canadian side like?
>>53338100
thats rude, my posts are exceptionally good
>>53338100
Lex Luthor is a wealthy industrialist , this crime makes no sense at all.
He could buy 40 cake shops and barely bat an eye lid at the cost.
>>53338249
why the hell would he need 40 cake shops though?
>>53338249
He does it for the thrill, autismo
>>53338100
If no one was looking how can they confirm the fact that it was lex luthor?
>>53337985
Please save this general
>>53338249
that's what makes him so diabolical. Sure he could buy them, but he still steals them purely for the suffering of others
>>53338249
he does it because he's evil
>>53338344
but other people can still bake cakes
>>53338333
A camera isn't a person.
>>53338384
and he will steal those too if it makes them feel bad
>>53338548
precisely
>eating pizza with toppings other than pepperoni
I read that not having action at least once a week can lead to heart diseases such as hypertension and eventual strokes, as well as insomnium, prostate cancer and aging faster.
Women are literally killing us.
>>53338767
I'm a dead man
>>53338767
I also read that unicorns are real, but that doesn't make it true.
>>53338335
Its too late for that
>>53338745
>not eating plain cheese
>>53338836
disgusting
>>53338836
>wasting perfectly good pizza
>>53338745
I need to mix my toppings up sometimes
>>53338822
Get all your buddies and make /cum/ great again
>>53338767
Action as in sex or mobility?
>>53338836
You disgust me bud
I think I'll quit the university. It's not making me happy. I'm a little disappointed with myself, I really wanted to do north american studies, but they only offer it as a masters degree and I can't seem to make it through the Bachelor.
How do you guys cope with stuff like this?
>>53339273
you can switch majors to something else that you might have an interest in
>>53339273
what in particular do you not like about it? Just not interested in the classes your taking?
>>53338941
if it were that easy
>>53339481
The /qa/ thread got canned by jannies after 200+ replies lad
>>53339552
I was just about to go look for it
:(
jesus fuck, lads, astronomy is hard
Android confirmed for cucks
only 23 hours until my /sp/ ban is lifted
>>53339684
This probably just means most Android users are black
>>53339730
>getting banned for wild card weekend
>>53339856
I didnt even do anything bad. Which is was ticks me off
>>53339370
That's the point. I'd either have to learn maths really quickly which I simply can't or, get a Latinum to swith to history. I'm discontend in general, with each and everything. It feels like my whole life at this point consits of killing my time here to distract me from these feelings and holding on to my memories of the vacation in the US because that has been the last time I remember that I've been happy.
>>53339406
A lot of classes I take and I feel like the university is maybe the wrong system for me. I'm a cliche german. I need somebody to tell me what to do in order to fullfill my task. But in the university you're expected to work individually. Also a lot of stuff is boring, I really don't like the other people. I'd say I'm conservative but these guys are leftists as fuck most of the time. I know that you'll always have to do stuff that sucks but I feel like I'm wasting my time somehow. And the last thing that pisses me off is that I have to take the bus and the train, which are always crowded, dirty and never on time. As I often said, I'd like to come to america and live there, but wthout a degree I'm not interesting for people to give me work etc. because there are a lot of people without a degree in the US, too. At least that's what I guess. Currently I'm thinking of becoming a forester.
>>53339730
what was the ban for?
>>53339952
>getting cucked by the jannies
>smoking resin
How low I've sunk.
Later I'm going to the store to get 2 strong 22oz beers for $4.50
>>53340022
/sp/'s hotpocket brigade will ban you for just about anything
>>53339952
what ticks*
>>53339975
I got banned for posting this
Hello
Is it easy to get a gf in Canada or the US when you're German ?
Do people even care if you're a foreigner?
>>53340136
American grills always go nuts over foreigners
You'll probably do fine as long as you're not a shut-in
>>53340085
Jannies are out of control everywhere it seems
>>53340072
I got banned for posting
>halftime slags
during some a United match a few months ago
who else /powerball/ here?
>>53339965
I know those feelings mate, at least to some extent. If you plan to move to the U.S. you better get used to doing tasks on your own, its largely part of the culture to be self sufficient. I know what you mean about not liking most people at your uni tho, i haven't made any real friends at uni, but hopefully being more social this semester will change that. I guess you can't really know if you like or dislike someone until you really get to know them
>>53340187
great
Hello
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
Why is it the one day I work this week a guy from head office comes to tell me I'm doing everything wrong
At least a qt waitress started working
>>53340365
Maybe I'm just misanthropic. I had no real interest to talk with these guys in the first place. Good luck with finding new people. If you're open, you'll find people I'm sure.
>>53339965
I had a german professor who has a PHD in spanish. Thats what he used to get here.
>>53339965
Are you me?
>>53340397
gotta be white though, foreigner means european
>>53340859
>gotta be white
>american women
Are you stupid? American women are obsessed with nonwhite dick
>>53340935
>going after american women in the first place
>>53340935
>Are you stupid? American women are obsessed with nonwhite dick
>>53341032
just ignore him
>>53340859
all my great-grandparents were aryans and nazis
>>53340843
>>53341130
yeah you're golden. nonwhites sometimes mistakenly get their hopes up when they hear "american girls love foreigners"
Do you love me yet?
>>53341778
Fuck off cuck
>>53341778
I read odd things about you, sweeden
>>53341924
I'm not surprised. Feel free to ask if you want something clarified.
>>53341994
>>53341994
>>53341994