/brit/

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crayon pop

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yay cara

It was the best of times
It was the worst of times

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doing a loneliness

Hi guys.

Civ 5, fallout or Oblivion?

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aussies lads

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moz

>>53272065
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267

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EEEEEEK THIS GIRL LIKES JORDAN MASON LADS *squirms and superlikes*

>>53272096

>that cat is long dead

>>53272096
Go away Grandad

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Thank god it's Friday so I don't feel guilty about my all day drinking hahahah :(

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it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice

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volunteering to help coach a sport lads


this year is the beginning phase of Project Normie 2016

im going to make friends and business connections through sport and will get translatable work experience through helping to manage a team of 10 year olds.

>When someone talks about something or someone you've never heard of like it's an actual thing you're supposed to know

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The end is nigh lads

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>>53272126
bit rude

>>53272065
>>53272107
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times

The singer known as Marina Lambrini Diamandis

>>53272135
i'm legitimately going to a bin-pool this summer

>>53272113
neck yourself

>be on friendly terms with girl
>talking about coffee for no real reason
>mention I like it black
>she makes a joke about me liking black women
>I note that I thought about making an innuendo about how something else about me is black
>she goes 'oooooooohhhh'
Why are girls at all times two inches from full slut mode.

Well, to be fair, if I was a girl I'd prob go crazy for a nice big dick.

>>53272168
stupid monkey

>>53272202
sweden TSUUUUUUUUUUU

Singing hymns to myself haha I'm just a just just just so much for the me and I have a good one for you guys are hello my friend to be able the first banister the gerund to joke around with my family and friends are the best way to go back to sleep in my room is so cute when he was the only thing I would have to do with a rolling pin down to the gym and then you can do it against the wall of a sudden you know what you want to see my cunny is a very long time to go back and I love you so much better than that of a sudden it was the best of luck in your eyes are burning up with the new version and I don't have a nice person who can I have a nice day t. Bucks

>>53272202
Because she's trying to get you to think of her in a sexual way you idiot

Check out Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Absolute tune. Sound of the summer.

>>53272155
>On the bright side, they're selling models of Rey!

stupid bitch should have said "on the light side,"
missed a golden opportunity for a star wars reference. normies can't do anything right

>>53272222
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

just measured my biceps lads

12 inches

is that bad?

I was looking for /brit/, and then I found /brit/
And heaven knows I'm miserable now

Liverpool m80
IT'S HAPPENING

>>53272155
yes lego is more popular amongst little boys
yes little boys are more likely to want a darth vader or a finn or a luke than a rey and as a result toy shops can charge a higher price for these ones?

why is this controversial? the sexism here is on behalf of the fact that little boys want to play with boy toys? oh yeah i forgot this isn't an innate thing as the result of societal conditioning blah blah blah.

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cold out

at the service station, gonna see if i can get some food

speak to you later

just measured my willy lads

12 inches

is that bad?

cant get the extra flags thing to work lads

tried uninstalling, reinstalling

tried using it on a different browser too, still no luck

what do?

>>53272269
get a kfc you fuck

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SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO
FAR
SO
GOOD

Just measured my tit size lads

34 C

is that bad?

>>53272083

1,3,2

should i start making youtube videos?

i've been pretty obsessed with youtube since 2006 but i've never made any videos because i thought that if people in real life don't like me then people on the internet won't either

>Extra flags
>installing LITERAL botnet

shake my head familia

>>53272329
I think it's broken la
been working for about a year now it aint

Just measured my nit size lads

3.4mm

is that bad?

Just measured my bumhole, 12 inches wide

Is this bad?

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me irl

fell asleep with the candles burning last night

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>>53272111
It looks at symmetry and the distance of the eyes in relation to the ears and such so it depends on the picture sometimes.
However the fact that Cara achieves Godlike status in so many pictures means she's objectively handsome, it's not for nothing she's hired for so many modelling and acting jobs. Also she's a really charming person and I think that's just as important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94GdZHp07k8

>watching S1 Charmed on E4

Shannon Doherty must be allergic to bras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLOoHiW-fvY

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>>53272422
>when your masculinity is fragile but you like atmosphere

>>53272429
Same old eurotrash aristocrat without a sense of the realities of life on earth

>>53272111
One has plenty of makeup

The other one shows her natural face

>>53272429
>tfw you will never be banned for avatarfagging

really makes me upset.

i remember when /brit/ personalities were not known for the pictures they commonly posted, but for the ocntent of their posts.

these are dark days.

>>53272341
literally the national average

>>53272494
not me desu

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>>53272494
What's wrong with Cara content?

>go to a decent uni
>already met 3 people with literal billionaire relatives

fucking rich people

>>53272484
i find commercialised masculinity so cringeworthy.

'yeah i'm a 42 year old man whose testorone is dropping and who is starting to get flabby, let me drink some more beer and eat some more bacon, whilst wearing some vaguely army-related clothes and watching basketball with other midlife crisis men'

fuck off

>>53272538
its avatarfagging, it serves no purpose for discussion.

>>53272073
Except that's when /brit/ actually got half decent and entertaining

That was like 2 years ago

>>53272561
>I need feminism because I shouldn't be made to feel "unmanly" for enjoying my girlfriend's strap-on

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>/brit/
>non-brit posters
For what purpose?
r8 my chair

>>53272359
give it a shot

err on the side of pessimism and expect to suck at first and just be playful and keep at it if you're having fun

>>53272599
this /sp/ invasion added immensely to /brit/, however it did initiate some of the mechanisms that led to this ultimate decline i will agree.

>>53272637
Stop banging on about your chair

>>53272655
>it did initiate some of the mechanisms
Like what

>>53272614
>criticises fake commerical masculinity
>therefore i am dildo-riding feminist

nah senpai, masculinity isn't about drinking beer, or eating bacon, or camo, or 'man time'.

It's about real things: looking after a family and being a responsible person, using self-discipline to help better yourself physically and mentally and to try to positively influence the environment and those around you

>>53272662
This my 1st post on /int/ 2bh

>>53272718
doing a poo desu senpai

>>53272718
Things he doesn't like

>>53272718
3 worded posts
repetitively posting pictures of the same girl without any text

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>>53272590
Ah, opinion noted.

>>53272767
LITERALLY 50% of your posts on /int/ have been about your chair mate

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look who's banned
waheyyyy
>>>/r9k/25586973

>>53272793
>Avatarfagging

followed the drop down menu opened by the arrow on the right side of your post 2bh.

>>53272830
Did you imagesearch?

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>>53272807
This is my 3rd
r8 my pussy

>>53272484

>Not using Glade candles

Disappointed m8

Told a girl I desire women, but I don't like them and she got the hump lads

Literally what did I do wrong?

>>53272830
>announcing a report

reported.

>gf listens to Mumford & Sons and The Black Keys on vinyl
Help

>>53272977
let me fuck her la

Walking through the city centre
Looking at all the whites, blacks and asians laughing and joking together, living in harmony
Really do love this diverse melting pot of different cultures
B I R M I N G H A M

>>53272977
Send her my way, I'll take care of her for you

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>>53272540
same tb h

Ugly, annoying girl who has a pathetic crush on me paid +200k for her education and she's still thick as shit.

Good feels knowing I'm doing a better course than her and I didn't pay anything.

>>53272781
don't really remember that happening in /epl/ or /trans/ desu

>>53272958
why is this against the rules? really don't understand this one ngl

>>53272977
>my gf is a woman
>send help

>>53272977
get high and slowly whip her with a belt in a dark room while listening to the black keys


trust me on this, its a religious experience

Things that piss you off in porn?
for me its the fact that they are really attractive people getting paid alot just to fuck.

>watching porn
>girl or guy mentions how they can easily get sex in their personal lives
>close

>watching porn
>girl starts talking about how she bought loads of expensive things or about how she's making loads of money from porn
>close

>>53273036
>t. reddit

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>get high and slowly whip her with a belt in a dark room while listening to the black keys


>trust me on this, its a religious experience

>bf posts on 4chan all day and wanks to little girl drawings
Help

>>53273036
Because one report isn't enough posts get taken down upon multiple reports, announcing a report makes it less likely other people will report it

>>53273017
i'm pretty sure kim barry and niamh were posted all over /sp/, though this was in like early 2013 though.

>>53273066
cant stand it when ugly people fuck because then it's just like "well what's my excuse?"

>>53273015
You sound like you have a crush on her

Tough love doesn't work senpai x

>>53273068
fuck right off you absolute spacker, I've been here daily for 6 years and only found out that reddit existed when everybody on this site started mouthing off about how utterly shit it was.

Anyone willing to take a vocaroo request?

http://wundergroundmusic.com/police-alert-over-super-strong-ketamine-made-for-dinosaurs/

watch out lads x

>>53273066
>Things that piss you off in porn?
your mum

>>53273013
Quite like Birmingham tbf, used to go fairly often
Bit disappointed what they're doing to that insidey bit between the library and the fountains though, liked that bit

>Family Guy goes to Korea

I knew it was coming, but the IR kpop stuff was still obnoxious

>>53273145
yes

>>53273145
hahahahahaha im a lauuuuurghing muyode lad i will bear ur requests

What type of music is this? Not the rapping. Is it trap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzgh4d-SjQU

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>>53273138
Take it easy lad, have a Cara on me.

>>53273188
>>53273191
Do

"WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE."

Please

>>53273208
Can I have a Cara too please?

>>53273178
Is family guy still going?

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What a deal

Think I might have dominos for the next few days haha

just helped a hijab-wearing mother carry her baby in the pram up some stairs since there wasn't a ramp

thought I hated pakis but I guess I don't

>>53273202
garbage

>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHv7wM3bCV

>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mx1fNkQ6G

Are women allowed in mosques?

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>>53273227
Of course, there are Caras for all!

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>>53273235
top lad

>>53273100
That was just one Irish posters gimmick

I hated the obsession with "gimmicks" on /sp/, at least that's gone for the main part except for some avatarfaggots

>>53273283
Ugly slag tbqh

>>53273279
BELFAST

>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mlwY3xldpB

>>53273271
>>53273279
Cheers

stop the rhetoric

>>53273341
is your extra flag thing working?

To be frank
Your posts are wank
You need better gimmicks in your memory bank
You've got the bantz of a yank
And the brains of a plank
Honestly lad, go dive back in the septic tank

>>53273282
when we went to Turkey my mum and sister couldn't without getting a headscarf so they didn't bother

i got to go in when I took my shoes off but it was pretty boring tbqh, churches are prettier

Extreeeeeeeme. Hack and slash title

>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09AE5Dsj8x6

exxxquuuiisssee me lol eating a sandwich :)

>>53273271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPiMrapsqo

>>53273380
no lad wew this is a catastrophe

>>53273279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPiMrapsqo

Is there anyone worth talking to itt right now or not t. Bucks

how can anyone with a semblance of intellect watch "Making a Murderer" and truly believe that Steven Avery is guilty?! The mind boggles.

>>53273478
t. Hunts

>>53273279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QCWOh9miPc

>>53273464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VQhr2NiRCe

Rasheed is probably the least attractive muslim name

Abdullah is masculine as fuck though

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>>53273247
I have many paki friends, live in one of the most pakified areas of the country and have volunteered at various left leaning charitable organisations. My mother is also a leading member of a multicultural task force in education.

Deep undercover, nobody suspects a thing.

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>>53273517
stop tormenting me

>>53273508
fucking kek

gonna suss out a skin check with the GP tomorrow tbH

>>53273492
Is it good? I've heard about the story but don't you have the feeling they might have left something out in the documentary to sketch a desired image of the situation?

>>53273523
Hardeep.

>Yank """""""cuisine""""""" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6VkKYtiq2o

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>>53273517

just realised that basically your entire life is dictated by how many of your parents lies you believed when you were young

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>>53273478
t. Essex on his phone on way back to uni

>>53273492
Of course he did it desu. Idiot didn't even testify to prove his whereabouts.

>>53273517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tg7TSHnOaf

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JUST

>>53273606
I think he did it but the sheriffs also planted evidence on him like the blood just to get a conviction quicker

>>53273517
>>53273636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oryNxLVDO5

>>53273643
Pretty much. There was no mention in the whole season where Avery was during the murder. He couldn't even tell his lawyers.

>>53273341
best poster & voice on /brit/ Tbh

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>no extra flags
>/brit/ is now boring as fuck

Just done a rorke lads
Two subhuman slav baghead twats were walking behind me chatting shit in their gibberish
Turned around and told them to shut the fuck up and speak English because they're in England

>>53273552
But that's fun
>>53273636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s024TZZsugdt

The cara girl is ugly, looks like a goblin

>>53273730
>it's a female racist edition

nah you're alri

>>53273712
>>53273732
Wish came true lad

>>53273718
Ahaha. Sick bantz!

>>53273123
actually it does, but it won't work for anyone on here

>wanting to bomb Liverpool

Wow ISIS must be desperate.

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>>53273730
londonderry

>>53273637
Could his shit BE any more fucked up?

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remember that lad you used to ost pics of her

what a bender lmao

@53273732
you look like a goblin

having some tangfastics

Every time I wake up, the exact moment I wake up, I wish I'd never woken up at all. I need purpose in my life.

>>53273730
>"haha, I said shit. I'm so cool and edgy for a female!"

>>53273732
Fuck off you you goddamn even more foreign JF.

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>>53273799
i liked him desu

>>53273730
How are you even here?

Genuinely interested to know what kind of fucked up life could bring you here.

Execute Cara.

>>53273599
WAhey
Sitting in my mums office haha peakest thing got 3 more hours at least

Ps hello hunts

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>>53273730
>that voice

wew

Good tinder opening line lads?

>>53273869
My life is good
This is entertainment

>>53273888
It's a fat voice tbqh

>>53273869
>le anons are society's castaways >:) heh, don't mess with us sugar we're all hackers and soooo fricked up in the head

>>53273898
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got my penis
Waiting for you.

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>>53273730
newcastle

>>53273941
Yeah might work in yankland not here

>>53273923
You can only tell a fat voice by the laugh.

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>>53273730
birmingham

>>53273939
Nah male anons are just a bit weird. Women are always fucked up abused shitbags.

>>53273949
Very close
Nice one mate

>>53274008
vocaroo your laugh

>>53273581
Yeah, it's fantastic

Nothing has been left out, it's just as damning as it gets and the motive is so obvious

>>53273606
His fiancee Jodi said they were speaking on the phone, when Brendan's story (which the prosecutors used) said they were raping here

>>53274003
Incorrect t. Well adjusted g*rl here for a cheap laugh at others expense and to blog about my exciting life

Update going home very soon haha wew

>>53273978
Well shit Seamus just open with a pic of your family's fucking potato farm, it's not a god damn dissertation.

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>i am a female who posts my voice on a gentlemen's club thread forum
>i capitalise on my vagina to get (You)s

this vocaroo girl sounds very autistic ngl

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>>53274008
Don't know anywhere else near newcastle I don't even live in britain

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>Yanks pronounce 'bologna' as 'baloney'

>>53274072
stop saying "wew" that's a man's word, sweetie =/

>>53274122
I'm not autistic but I wear glasses and have braces and am dress size 18 so no fat either

>>53274051
They used phone messages and voice mails against the victims brother but couldn't provide their own transcript of Steven Avery's calls?

Probably because he never called Jodi at the time or that would have been the first thing they would have gone for.

>>53274095
Have a (You)

>>53274095
Lot's of people posted vocaroos, not her fault people gave her attention

>>53274172
how old are you?

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going out tonight

>>53274172
vocaroo this

u aint no muslim bruv

>>53274129
who eats bologna wtf haha how old are you

>>53274172
>having braces

wth honey please post pics ??? :)

>>53274152
Cease this sexual imperialism right now

>>53274072
>Well adjusted

Aside from the accent, you sound exactly like a girl I know and she was a insecure edgy bitch with major issues. She ended up marrying a paki so you've got that to look forward to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE

>>53274129
>brits say PEEdophile instead of PEDOphile

>>53274192
looking sharp

literally the only australian itt i can get away with whatever the squueeeeeek i want :))))))))) whommmmm the heck up ???????? :DDDD ooooopzy exsqueeezzzee meeeeeeeeeee! a girl is in this thread *clears throat and adjusts tie* bettter m'lassy??? (:

>>53274196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS

>>53274192
you might be a bit cold in just that m8

>>53274047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1io3IGDT6sB

>>53274152
>>53274222
that blog post wasn't me if you thought it was lol

>>53274265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS
Very nice but not what I asked for.

>>53274231
>Yank doesn't know how to pronounce 'ae'
>Yank """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education(?)""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>53274231
I can't find he greater than
Yanks say pedderphile instead of paedophile

Someone please describe this vicariously vocaroo girl for me does she sound tall brunette and from the home counties

>>53274265
very nice voice desu
wouldn't mind you singing me to sleep every night hahaha bit gay that though

>>53274265
bit gay for your voice desu haha

>>53274280
how does it feel:
- living life on easy mode?
- not being my gf?
- not posting ur face?

this girl sounds like a stuck up bitch ngl

>>53274299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYgIPHenQi

ffs cant get comfortable now knowing there is a FRICKING GIRL Itt

>bucks is THIS starved of attention
wew lass

>>53273730
You sound like VisualSounds1.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's a willy up my bum
Give me a (You)

>>53274356
>living life on easy mode?
Grand
>not being my gf?
Average
>not posting ur face?
Grand

>>53274405
I'm here quite often
Enjoy

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>randomly add an imaginary 10 grand to my income
>tell me i owe them money

bravo HMRC you stupid cunts

>>53274379
haha you can literally hear the braces [they sound like "ssshhhh shhhhh"] but will you PLEASE BE my gee-eff (???? :)

good post

>>53274379
Attention vicariously girl
Are you popular irl
How is your mental health
Do you want to kiss me
How near are you to Buckinghamshire
T. Resident female

>>53274341
>>53274326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOjlrWHR8B

nothing gay about a bit of larynx wobbling xx

>>53274429
pay denbts

>>53274419
literally gonna tell jordan that there is a girl in here hahaahaha MUMS GONNA FREAK!

oi r u a minger but

>>53274172

>18
>not fat

vomited on my dog

>>53274471
gonna send this vocaroo to radio 6

kent

>>53274517
I am soc standard 7/10
I got my validation there now I am gone

>>53274540


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoIS6SbdG8

ignore the (you) thing these are pre-recorded

getting (you) faster than I can spend em itt

>>53273279

middlesborough

>>53274172
>size18
KENT

http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587

>>53274560
nah oi dont be a fucking gay cunt link us you 7/10 image you roastie

>>53274409
This is my safe space and if she's it going to be my gf she's not going to get the airtime she's stealing off me

>>53274560
vocaroo yourself supporting UKIP NOW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ

Watching les mis lads

Dreaming a dream atm

>>53274379
Thanks but not what I asked for.

>>53274429
pay denbts

>>53274593
I'm 69% certain she does ASMR already

>>53274540
kek

>>53274471
please do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
you have a lovely voice

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Heart is thumping

how do I know when this girl has left?

not posting anything until she does

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>everything u post is read by a girl who probably laughs at it while shes getting her box smashed by a big black bull

wake me up iins-save me

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>>53274720
Don't fink that choons for my vocal range also don't want my mummy hearing me singing something lewd

>>53274820
>who probably laughs at it
You think a lot of yourself

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>ull never rub ur willy on this girls thigh as she yells at u for being a terrible person

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>>53274865
fuck up size 18 go get free drinks at a bar or smthn u brace face WHORE haha just kiddinnngggg braa :') dont show this to me mum haha she would literally get dad to yell at me (:

>>53274831
I understand

>>53274918
*shows your mum*

>>53274720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zYYTG1PZFb

recorded this one while quite inebriated ages ago

I'm off the drink now for the next few months

>>53274918
it was actually me who wrote that post about braces and size 18 huahahahaha

>>53274865
>>53274918
hahaha im just kidding dont not respond to me because of a joke you cretin haha

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want to buy a cast iron skillet but I don't get how to season it Tbh

cant believe this fucking roastie has stopped responding to me haha cannot bear it lads

>>53274560
wish I could somehow send you a pic of myself so I can have a real evaluation by an IRL girl but i know you'd just post it here and all the lads would laugh at me

>>53274172
>I'm not autistic but I wear glasses and have braces and am dress size 18 so no fat either
Nice try at being me :^]
>>53274196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yK2rWCxxwF

I'm scared lads

>>53274954
how old are you paddy lad

>>53273880
Bored out of my tits as well haha, probably got like an hour of sitting in the car left SmH

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thinking about her lads

>>53275007
I wouldn't mate
Maybe post on a brit thread on /soc/ some time in the future for me to see. Give that clear indication that it is you lad
>>53275004
(you)

>>53275009
"u 8nt no muslim bruv"

>>53275023
19

>>53275009
Feelings on anime and kpop?

>>53275009
>>53275057
aaaahhh we've been seperated for too long, dear.

you got kik? i'll make the trip to the UK :)

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Start back at work on Monday

>>53275062
fuck off no way

>>53275009
thanks lad

>be walking home
>pass someone
>suddenly hear someone muttering behind me
>"trying to run me off the road eh?"
>continue at the same pace, look straight ahead
>"do you even speak English?"
>turn right into my house, don't look behind me
>"ah, so that's where you live huh?"
>get in
>slam door shut
>lock self in room

completely terrifying lads

>>53273880
Missed this
Alri, what you doing at your mum's office?

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>>53275089
why not lad

>>53275065
[see attatchment]

haha this girl sounds a bit like my sister (shes less brit though).

could she please vocaroo this?
>it's not your fault, mondos. you were pretty young yourself and i shouldn't have left him with you. you were just a kid too and i shouldn't hold this against you.

>>53275065
Never listened to kpop

I started watching Nichijou, Deathnote, AoT (normalfag shit like that) recently
It's good so far
>>53274624
Is that the one where she uses a shower head for reasons not catholic?

>amazon gets away with £11 million tax on £6 billion revenues
>HMRC hounds me for £1178 I don't owe because they can't add up

camerons britain

>>53275136
well were you trying to run him off the road eh

>>53275136

W-Were they white?

>>53273392
Have you considered a career in rap music?

>>53275009
vocaroo this

"fuck off normie twat"

>>53275215
you seem upset

>>53275152
you sound way older Tbh, thought you were at least 23

>>53275199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EtQ3Dgx80f

*kisses you on the lips and gives your balls a squeeze*

>>53275215
Why don't we just tax the bankers the bonuses 90%?

>>53275199
>mondos

this is pronounced "mon-doss" (it's really important you get this right)

>>53275240

just disappointed at the state of this nation

>>53275215
pay denbts

>>53275261
Is this from Eastenders or some shit?

>>53275312
Some lad on /r9k/ found out his dad fucked his girlfriend

>>53275290
just dont pay it. i owe the gov over 10 grand they stop annoying you eventually.

Going to buy a condenser mic then give this a razz, someday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUe7dMi2uLA

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>>53275292

>paying a debt you don't owe

this is you

she still here?

>>53275354
pay denbts

She's size 18 lads that's fucking massive

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>>53275342
that thread raised my blood pressure significantly
did he ever make a follow up thread?

>>53275312
Elaborate /r9k/ cuckfag fanfic. That's why the acting is so poor.

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>>53275356
Wonder whens the last time kev had a gf

he goes on holiday with his elderly mum at his age and she takes all the photos of him

Hope he's ok

>>53275360
why aye pet

Farage desperate to get into the news today lol

>>53275356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MXW6V1WIMt

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>>53275356
>>53275426

>>53275440
really need her to vocaroo something

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>walking through the vibrant community of peckham
>enricher approaches you
>"senpai hand over your scratch NOW"

wat do?

>>53275465
>those thumbs

>>53275465
perfect opportunity to try out my new stab-proof vest

>>53275057
might do that

I look underage and angry as a heads-up

she has left me in the lurch

>>53275465
Say "you dropped your gay card" and upper cut him when he looks down

>>53274737
I'm here a lot, sorry lad
>>53274593
When I want face attention I post on /soc/ not here
>>53275399
>>53275009
Is size 18 when you need to start shoppign at bon marche?
>>53275237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gOw2EMysvw
>>53275465
Those are some weird fingers