doing a loneliness
EEEEEEK THIS GIRL LIKES JORDAN MASON LADS *squirms and superlikes*
Thank god it's Friday so I don't feel guilty about my all day drinking hahahah :(
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
volunteering to help coach a sport lads
this year is the beginning phase of Project Normie 2016
im going to make friends and business connections through sport and will get translatable work experience through helping to manage a team of 10 year olds.
>be on friendly terms with girl
>talking about coffee for no real reason
>mention I like it black
>she makes a joke about me liking black women
>I note that I thought about making an innuendo about how something else about me is black
>she goes 'oooooooohhhh'
Why are girls at all times two inches from full slut mode.
Well, to be fair, if I was a girl I'd prob go crazy for a nice big dick.
Singing hymns to myself haha I'm just a just just just so much for the me and I have a good one for you guys are hello my friend to be able the first banister the gerund to joke around with my family and friends are the best way to go back to sleep in my room is so cute when he was the only thing I would have to do with a rolling pin down to the gym and then you can do it against the wall of a sudden you know what you want to see my cunny is a very long time to go back and I love you so much better than that of a sudden it was the best of luck in your eyes are burning up with the new version and I don't have a nice person who can I have a nice day t. Bucks
>On the bright side, they're selling models of Rey!
stupid bitch should have said "on the light side,"
missed a golden opportunity for a star wars reference. normies can't do anything right
yes lego is more popular amongst little boys
yes little boys are more likely to want a darth vader or a finn or a luke than a rey and as a result toy shops can charge a higher price for these ones?
why is this controversial? the sexism here is on behalf of the fact that little boys want to play with boy toys? oh yeah i forgot this isn't an innate thing as the result of societal conditioning blah blah blah.
at the service station, gonna see if i can get some food
speak to you later
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
should i start making youtube videos?
i've been pretty obsessed with youtube since 2006 but i've never made any videos because i thought that if people in real life don't like me then people on the internet won't either
It looks at symmetry and the distance of the eyes in relation to the ears and such so it depends on the picture sometimes.
However the fact that Cara achieves Godlike status in so many pictures means she's objectively handsome, it's not for nothing she's hired for so many modelling and acting jobs. Also she's a really charming person and I think that's just as important.
>when your masculinity is fragile but you like atmosphere
>tfw you will never be banned for avatarfagging
really makes me upset.
i remember when /brit/ personalities were not known for the pictures they commonly posted, but for the ocntent of their posts.
these are dark days.
i find commercialised masculinity so cringeworthy.
'yeah i'm a 42 year old man whose testorone is dropping and who is starting to get flabby, let me drink some more beer and eat some more bacon, whilst wearing some vaguely army-related clothes and watching basketball with other midlife crisis men'
For what purpose?
r8 my chair
>criticises fake commerical masculinity
>therefore i am dildo-riding feminist
nah senpai, masculinity isn't about drinking beer, or eating bacon, or camo, or 'man time'.
It's about real things: looking after a family and being a responsible person, using self-discipline to help better yourself physically and mentally and to try to positively influence the environment and those around you
Walking through the city centre
Looking at all the whites, blacks and asians laughing and joking together, living in harmony
Really do love this diverse melting pot of different cultures
B I R M I N G H A M
same tb h
Ugly, annoying girl who has a pathetic crush on me paid +200k for her education and she's still thick as shit.
Good feels knowing I'm doing a better course than her and I didn't pay anything.
Things that piss you off in porn?
for me its the fact that they are really attractive people getting paid alot just to fuck.
>girl or guy mentions how they can easily get sex in their personal lives
>girl starts talking about how she bought loads of expensive things or about how she's making loads of money from porn
>get high and slowly whip her with a belt in a dark room while listening to the black keys
>trust me on this, its a religious experience
fuck right off you absolute spacker, I've been here daily for 6 years and only found out that reddit existed when everybody on this site started mouthing off about how utterly shit it was.
What a deal
Think I might have dominos for the next few days haha
when we went to Turkey my mum and sister couldn't without getting a headscarf so they didn't bother
i got to go in when I took my shoes off but it was pretty boring tbqh, churches are prettier
I have many paki friends, live in one of the most pakified areas of the country and have volunteered at various left leaning charitable organisations. My mother is also a leading member of a multicultural task force in education.
Deep undercover, nobody suspects a thing.
Just done a rorke lads
Two subhuman slav baghead twats were walking behind me chatting shit in their gibberish
Turned around and told them to shut the fuck up and speak English because they're in England
remember that lad you used to ost pics of her
what a bender lmao
Yeah, it's fantastic
Nothing has been left out, it's just as damning as it gets and the motive is so obvious
His fiancee Jodi said they were speaking on the phone, when Brendan's story (which the prosecutors used) said they were raping here
>i am a female who posts my voice on a gentlemen's club thread forum
>i capitalise on my vagina to get (You)s
Don't know anywhere else near newcastle I don't even live in britain
They used phone messages and voice mails against the victims brother but couldn't provide their own transcript of Steven Avery's calls?
Probably because he never called Jodi at the time or that would have been the first thing they would have gone for.
Aside from the accent, you sound exactly like a girl I know and she was a insecure edgy bitch with major issues. She ended up marrying a paki so you've got that to look forward to.
literally the only australian itt i can get away with whatever the squueeeeeek i want :))))))))) whommmmm the heck up ???????? :DDDD ooooopzy exsqueeezzzee meeeeeeeeeee! a girl is in this thread *clears throat and adjusts tie* bettter m'lassy??? (:
>Yank doesn't know how to pronounce 'ae'
I can't find he greater than
Yanks say pedderphile instead of paedophile
Someone please describe this vicariously vocaroo girl for me does she sound tall brunette and from the home counties
>randomly add an imaginary 10 grand to my income
>tell me i owe them money
bravo HMRC you stupid cunts
Heart is thumping
how do I know when this girl has left?
not posting anything until she does
>everything u post is read by a girl who probably laughs at it while shes getting her box smashed by a big black bull
wake me up iins-save me
Don't fink that choons for my vocal range also don't want my mummy hearing me singing something lewd
>ull never rub ur willy on this girls thigh as she yells at u for being a terrible person
fuck up size 18 go get free drinks at a bar or smthn u brace face WHORE haha just kiddinnngggg braa :') dont show this to me mum haha she would literally get dad to yell at me (:
recorded this one while quite inebriated ages ago
I'm off the drink now for the next few months
it was actually me who wrote that post about braces and size 18 huahahahaha
want to buy a cast iron skillet but I don't get how to season it Tbh
>be walking home
>suddenly hear someone muttering behind me
>"trying to run me off the road eh?"
>continue at the same pace, look straight ahead
>"do you even speak English?"
>turn right into my house, don't look behind me
>"ah, so that's where you live huh?"
>slam door shut
>lock self in room
completely terrifying lads
haha this girl sounds a bit like my sister (shes less brit though).
could she please vocaroo this?
>it's not your fault, mondos. you were pretty young yourself and i shouldn't have left him with you. you were just a kid too and i shouldn't hold this against you.
Never listened to kpop
I started watching Nichijou, Deathnote, AoT (normalfag shit like that) recently
It's good so far
Is that the one where she uses a shower head for reasons not catholic?
>paying a debt you don't owe
this is you
that thread raised my blood pressure significantly
did he ever make a follow up thread?
Wonder whens the last time kev had a gf
he goes on holiday with his elderly mum at his age and she takes all the photos of him
Hope he's ok
>walking through the vibrant community of peckham
>enricher approaches you
>"senpai hand over your scratch NOW"
I'm here a lot, sorry lad
When I want face attention I post on /soc/ not here
Is size 18 when you need to start shoppign at bon marche?
Those are some weird fingers
yanks make very nice cars for cheap, stuff that will still look good in whatever number of years
and of all the muscle cars to get in RHD we get the 2016 mustang which just looks german, if only we had got the 2006 gen mustang that thing was wew
pls challenger or camaro in RHD
yanks get 700 horsepower muscle cars for $40k wew while the mustang costs twice here what it does in US
need to invite him to ireland meetup
>nah senpai, masculinity isn't about drinking beer, or eating bacon, or camo, or 'man time'.
>It's about real things: looking after a family and being a responsible person, using self-discipline to help better yourself physically and mentally and to try to positively influence the environment and those around you