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>his """"""""""""""country's"""""""""""""" midlands arent landlocked
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP edition
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crayon pop
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maisie
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>brother doesn't put lid back on pringles
>completely stale

ffs
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>>53232917
are you sending Senpai?
i'll end your sad little life you cheeky fucker
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>>53232938

is that a fly on her face?
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>>53233028
What flavour?
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kpop desu lads
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>filter me
>miss half the threads
IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE
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>>53233064
texas bbq
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>>53233028
pringles are shit

get the nacho variety
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Wahey I'm back lads!!!

Can anyone update me on what was meme of the year?
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>>53233079
good. disgusting flavour
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>>53233028
ive literally never had stale crisps
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>>53233014
teen spirit is a deodorant you mong
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in all all crisps made out of potatoes are inferior to crisps made from other substances like corn
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amazon prime said order within 2 hours to get this item tomorrow so i ordered it with 1 day delivery, and now its saying delivery by saturday (9th, not 8th)

am i getting it tomorrow or na

>>53233028
>crisps surviving long enough in your house to get stale

posh wanker
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>>53233079
Nothing of value was lost
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>sat in the dole
>watch as the lowest of the low finds out his dole will be cut for 4 weeks because he missed it completely
>goes apeshit and has to be dragged out by two security guards

loving every laugh at this place. dole is best place for bants
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This is the mixture that you get for the beer lads

It's fucking horrible.
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>apply for decent job at car dealership through family member
>nail the interview
>family member tells me they loved me, thought I nailed the interview, would be great for the company
>don't get the job
>family member tells me they hired the son of the main boss' friend
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>eating crisps
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>>53233102
kev
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i'm in dam again
got a zoot in my hand again
tonight i'm gonna go ham again
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>>53233166
You havn't a fucking baldy about cars mate
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>>53233161
>anime posting benefit scrounger
>calls others lowest of the low

kek
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>>53233126
use your own insults
and I was pointing out the relevance of 'teen' not 'spirit' or 'teen spirit'. suck a donkey
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>>53233161
Were the security guys gigantic, black-as-coal Nigerians? Rhetorical question of course.
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>have job
>make bank
>read NEET blogs for comedy
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>>53233136
they don't but if you don't put the lid back on pringles they go stale very quickly
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>>53233166
car salesman is such a meme job anyway
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had a nap an hour ago
feel refreshed
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me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QHnyQbPCc
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doing a kpop
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Any of you ever made beer lads?
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>>53233317
yes
check.em
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>>53233230

Tall and black yeah. I mean they do their job well i guess, deathwish fucking with those two giant gorillas
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are all the anime nonces and kpop autists actual pakis? i reckon they are desu
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>>53233331

1,4,5,3,2
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r8 me lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafiLvGa7fU
ARR ARR ARTILERY
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>>53233331
Me on the right with the bottle of beer.
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>>53233331
off by 2
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>>53233331

me hiding in the rafters ready to unsheathe my katana and punish those normies for their degeneracy
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>>53233232
lamoing hard at this sadact loosers pathetic attempt at life kek
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>>53233368
100% white lad
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TO DREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM

>>53233378
filename wew
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>>53233331

im autistic and never go outside, whats with the hand thing, is that the latest normie meme?
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>>53233368
100% white la
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>>53233430

>gif

fuck off
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there ain't a man that i fear
cos i can make man disapear for a grand be aware
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>>53233447
http://thetab.com/2016/01/07/the-grace-face-is-the-pose-everyone-is-doing-right-now-67997
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>tfw lucky to get more than 2 likes on Instagram pictures
>tfw you'll never be instafamous
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>>53233482
FONT
what's your name i'll like all of your pics on my fake account i use to stalk slags
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>>53233482

>having a instragram
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>>53233525
post slags
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2001-2011 White Flight

Birmingham
Population: +96,000
White British: -71,000
Asian: +90,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham#Ethnicity

Bradford
Population +55,000
White British -14,000
Asian: +51,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Bradford

Leciester
Population +50,000
White British -21,000
Asian: +37,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Leicester

Leeds
Population +46,000
White British: -28,000
Asian: +23,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Leeds

London
Population: +1,001,000
White British: -618,000
Asian: +564,000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_London#Ethnicity

Manchester
Population +80,000
White British -17,000
Asian: +34,000
Source: Census Table KS201EW: Ethnic group, Office for National Statistics.
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>>53233534
would shag
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Scientists from all around world do a study to find the female body shape men find most attractive. Turns out it's the figure of a girl about 13. Scientists then lie and say their study shows men prefer the figure of girls about 19.

http://egomoral.com/thinner-females-are-more-attractive/
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>>53233611

went through birmingham once. scary place. just streets upon streets of pakis.
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>>53233611
All in the north mate, its shit there anyway.
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>>53233728
I had to walk through Bethnal Green once. Thought I'd teleported to Kabul
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what part of the british isles (including ireland) has the most qt girls on average?
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>>53233028
Sister eats my crackers, pushes box top inward and bag open, leaves it that way, crackers end up stale.
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back from work lads
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>>53233764

Devon
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having a compute
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>>53233037
>>53233066
>>53233102
>>53233126
>>53233136
>>53233165
>>53233161
>>53233317
>>53233378
>>53233430

>unironically using lad and other """British""" terms

Jesus fuck
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If you're a neet and you don't:

Exercise every day
Practice a new language every day
Help your family as much as possible

You're missing out on the major benefits neetdom can provide.
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6 million trains to ride choose one
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>>53233733

>thinks those places are in the north

spoken like a typical southern fairy
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>>53233754
bethnal green is OK. it's tower hamlets you want to avoid.
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>>53233611
>in my opinion racially homogenous societies are a good thing

this is literally how retarded you sound
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>>53233165
looks rank
is this your first time brewing
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>>53233804
Rasheed.
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>>53233733

London gained a number of asians which is bigger than the entire population of Bradford
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[humorous caption]
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>>53233602
literally just worked out how to save a instagram photo lmfao
will build a GOAT slag folder now
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>>53233835
Yeah.

If you buy those cans it means you don't need to faff on with hops and malt and shit at least.
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>>53233791
did you have a good day are kid
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>>53233728
>streets upon streets of pakis
disgusting. what does the average white british girl think of them?
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>>53233872
don't forget to post the best here la
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>>53233848

What?
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>>53233872
how?
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>>53233881
Will it make a beer that's not as good though?
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>>53233872
how?
I usually just printscreen + crop
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do lefties and the government actually look at the hordes of poor uneducated unassimilated muslims shitting over this country and think its a good thing? serious question.
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>mfw China is falling
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>>53233919
In theory it'd make beer that's better as it's premixed by competent people instead of me.
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>>53233872
press f12 and look in resources, frames and you'll find all the images in one place, then open them in a new tab to save them

>>53233892
it was good

had a 2 1/2 (two and a half) hour meeting so I had lunch quite late so my afternoon was well short which felt nice
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i wanna fuc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
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>>53233910
>>53233915
>>53233920
>view page source
>ctrl+f jpg
>first jpg url
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>>53233934
do righties and the government actually look at the hordes of poor educated assimilated white people being deprived of goods and services and think it's a good thing? serious question.
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>>53233934

yes

"Jihadi Jez" L I T E R A L L Y wants the white race to fall
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Charlie sheen used to say he had "tigers blood" is that how he caught AIDS? haha
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>>53233872
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>>53233984
I'm rite heer bebe put it in me boipucci
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>>53233984
bend over
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>>53234035

mind if i post this to the LADbible?
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>>53233872
>>53233915
>>53233920
press f12 to open this bit up then right click on the image to open it in a new tab
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Legsies!
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Fuck i love eating pussy
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>>53234072
alri person
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Lads the famous Mexican weather girl is on Instagram. Non stop boners
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>>53234072

gook bitches have never done much for me, desu lads
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>>53234110
desu i wouldn't have noticed that, could easily have given away my secret identity desu
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>>53234081
was expecting a willy at the end
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>>53234101

beta as fuck
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you ain't no muslim bruv
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>>53234072
cheers la
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need to do a MASSIVE (bulking + high protein) shit lads but the gf is coming round in 10 mins

we're not quite at the stage in our relationship where I'm ready for her to realise just how truly monstrous my shits are

but I feel like I'm going to explode, I'm stood here with my legs crossed and this might look even worse than my shit will smell when she shows up

what do?
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>>53234179
not a fan of this meme
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>>53234246
>what do?
fuck off normie twat
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>>53234194
I'm a Muslim guv

Ask me anything
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>>53233914
haha top lad
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>oneitis messages me on fb
>"anon why does is say you just saved one of my instagram pics?? wtf"

fuck lads
what do I say?
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>>53234246
>He only has one toilet
Pleb
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>Get me Brad Pitt!
>he's unavailable sir
>then get me his non-union mexican equivalent!
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My ears hurt, winter can fuck off
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me btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YFVEgP5zSg
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https://instagram.com/p/BAH3hJAvNcD/
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>>53234293

are you really? or are you just faking it so they don't throw you off a building?
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gayboissaywhat
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>>53233136
F A T T Y
A
T
T
Y
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>muslim slitting the throat of your countrymen
>leftist indoctrination kicks in
>all that your soggy low IQ brain can churn out is "y-you aint no muslim..."
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>>53234293
Do you get to see the women before you marry them or are they always in the relgious vanity bags and it's kinda pot luck if you get a fitty?
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>>53234246

Do it quickly and flush it you mong. It's only going to get worse once she arrives.

Also >gf

FONT
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>>53234310
i like to rub my willy while looking at it
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>>53234293
do you believe in muslim?
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x ray please
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>>53234344
Rorke
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>>53234344
>legalize
FOY
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>>53234360
Who is this?
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>>53234344
>lefties.jpg
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gf just sent me this
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>>53234310
why do you think? ;x
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>>53233976
what do you even do, making websites or summat was it

also hark its his latest edit
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>>53234434
good job we've got 20 more years of tory majority probably led by Boris"foreigners are bad" johnson
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Gf sent me this
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>>53234434

typical old white shit doesn't care what happens to the country in ten years because he'll be dead
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gf just sent me a letter lads
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>>53234513
hate panties like that 2bh
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>>53234434

lol gerald kaufman, a gay jew, calling for more immigrants
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>>53234448
all the monies in computers now, make wbesites, get rich
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>>53234521
my gf
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You're walking alone at night through Camden town and you spot this 190cm titan lumbering towards you, brandishing a recently sharpened butter knife. What do, /brit/?
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gf just sent me this
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>>53234546
>panties
foy
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>>53234448
I am a web developer yeah

very good

he continues to exceed my expectations
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>>53234434
>breitbart
>8 sep 2015

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/09/08/labour-mp-britain-should-take-10000-migrants-a-day-well-do-what-germans-did/
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>>53234341
Really guv

>>53234354
Nah mate we don't put them in full bodybags here

>>53234378
Y-yes
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gf just sent me this
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>>53234593
>potato island
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>poleaboo commits a terror attack
>/brit/ becomes the 4chan equivalent of Rotherham council
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the bf just called me a battyman
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>>53234434
>do what germans did

I wholeheartedly agree
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>>53234648
tucker
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have met 7 people from 4chan in real life and 6 of them were smart respectable fellows

the one that wasn't was swedish though so wasn't expecting much in the first place desu
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>>53234599
lmao that latter statement was exactly what i said last night sublime minds think alike
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>>53234693
what do 4channers look like
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>have met 7 people from 4chan in real life and 6 of them were smart respectable fellows

>the one that wasn't was swedish though so wasn't expecting much in the first place desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGW55kzAzLs

HATERS OUT
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hey guys fuck you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ0W5A1FSgE
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>>53234742
the worst part was I was sharing a room with the fat oaf

snored like a right cunt too

>>53234740
a bit odd tbqh
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What is your obsession with Korean girls? I went out with one and they're so annoying. They don't understand anything. They become really clingy. They're self obsessed and have over 2,000 selfies.
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who /nofap2016/ here?

stay strong brothers and together we shall reach enlightenment
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>>53234793
brain damage
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topics are the best chocolate bars
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>>53234794
I fell on day six.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BAP1FQwDKBU/
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>>53234841
so get up again.

no excuse for lapsing into a wanking marathon

it's what jesus did
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>>53234863
Who is this ugly slag? A dug up corpse?
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>>53234794

it's pretty pointless, desu
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gf sent me this
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>>53234892
>so get up again.
bad choice of words imho (in my honest opinion)
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>>53233831
you're the retard, Ahmed.
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>>53234480
it will be Gideon m8
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>>53234794

Few years ago I did 13 days and it made fuck all difference to my life, I just got more random boners
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>>53234841
Me too. Can't be arsed starting again now.
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>>53234293
>>53234616
u ain't no muslim bruv
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Had a dream I met up with cara delavingne and was showing her around some place and my dad turned up going haha shes a good looking girl lad shes the girl for you and he was patting her on the shoulder and I went oi dad shes worth millions dont b touching her like that

don't even like cara would rather it was maisie
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>>53234835
I like turkish delight/big turk desu

also pic related
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>>53234794
>tfw haven't wanked since Christmas
I don't know if I should stick it out or not. I feel just as terrible as I did when I wanked.
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>>53234997
chocolate in different shapes don't taste different m8
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>>53234925
>ebaumsworld
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>>53234979
had a dream last night that I was in the middle of a theatre where some people were having a gun fight. Fired a flare gun at some twat on the stage only to immediately realise that it would set the whole building on fire, so I began running towards it in the hope of stamping it out before it got going. By the time I got there it was too late so I started running away shouting there was a fire to my comrades and being sick whilst doing it

was quite grim desu
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What's the longest NoFap streak you've ever done /brit/? Since you first discovered wanking of course.
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>>53234794
Lads I went 12 years of my life without wanking. Get on my level.
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>>53234948
you have a planeswalker for a politician?
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>>53234645
he should be in jail
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>>53234923
people won't care because false hope is better than actual introspection.
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doing my nut in
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>I reside in the United Kingdom
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>>53235101
anyone got that pic of poleaboo that's rarely ever posted.

it's a of a dweeb that's probably not him but still fits perfectly

not the one that's posted all the time
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>>53235100
yeah
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>>53235058
texture is important desu
it changes the experience

and Galaxy tastes good either way
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>>53235152

put ur name back on so your filtered cuck
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fuck everyone in this thread
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a most peculiar human tendency is when we become angry with someone because we need their love
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How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

Frozen inside without your touch
Without your love, darling
Only you are the life among the dead

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
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galaxy chocolate is p rank
green and blacks desu
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>>53235082
For a while it really hurt whenever I wanked so I went about two months without doing it because I was scared.

Randomly tried it again and I jizzed literally for about 30 seconds non-stop. Would like to go that long again but I probably won't.
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>>53235187
wtf. that's a fake

fuck off yuropoor yank bastard
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@53235226
▶ Hide post
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my god i really dislike pakis
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going out tonight lads waheyyy x
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>>53234923
nice shilling, Schlomo
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but bruv? i am a muslim
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>>53235187
more like big turd
LOL
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>>53235242
FOB
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>>53235214
I don't have the flagfag extension
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>>53235175
>dweeb
FOY
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>>53235256
do you not have Big Turk there?
frys Turkish Delight is hard to find but Big Turk is common
>>53235293
>American """""chocolate"""""
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>>53235310
oh haha forgot the pointer
Any lad spot me one?
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>>53234948
>gideon
>electable
high lol tbqh, everyone will vote tory under Boris because he's quirky and the working class love that
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>>53235175
If he was white he'd look like the average /brit/ poster
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Is it normal for your dick to get pre cum whilst you're exercising?
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>>53235359
nah he's kinda sallow. like paki mixed. maybe jewish
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>>53235242
>galaxy chocolate is p rank
you're p wrong
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rarely wash my hands after having a shit
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>>53231988
>>53231988
>>53231988
You've won lads, God save the Queen
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going back to uni soon hopefully i wont get bullied again
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just bought tickets for this lads lmao
will be partaking in recreational drugs
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>>53235242
>muh fancy high society chocolate
though Maya Gold is really good
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>>53235389
WHAT?
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>>53235440
SJW are everywhere on campuses nowadays, good luck lad, make sure you don't offend any of them
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Thinking about having a wank to black girls
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>>53235391
>mixed. maybe jewish
That would explain some things
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>try tinder
>zero matches
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>>53235353
literally anyone in the tory party is electable when up against Jeremy Corbyn
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literally don't have it in me to persist with all the bullshit you have to keep up with to maintain your living. I swear it would have been easier if they hadn't replaced our basic subsistence needs with all this bullshit just so corporations could do it and charge you for it.

fall behind a little and they'll swallow you. no remorse

need an exit pill
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>SJW are everywhere on campuses nowadays, good luck lad, make sure you don't offend any of them
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>>53235501
they are boogeymen
they have done nothing substantial at my uni in the years I've been here aside from banning utterly pointless things and holding their little rallies with like 5 other people
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love a good sweep i do
really takes out a punitive tax on the old arms
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>>53235389
Not if you're looking at the other men in the gym
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>really takes out a punitive tax on the old arms
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debating ripping the knees of some of my jeans but a bit scared hahaha x
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>>53235615
this post wasw written by me, bucks

>>53235661
a pox on this post
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>>53235587
>muh corporations
wew I live pretty much in the woods and could easily sustain myself if things every went haywire.
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>>53235684
wish i could say the same
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>debating ripping the knees of some of my jeans but a bit scared hahaha x
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>this post wasw written by me, bucks
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>>53235668
Don't it isn't the early 90's any more.
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does anyone else get precum from just looking at soft-porn photos?
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>>53235736
come back in style recently bruv x
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>this post wasw written by me, bucks
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>>53235501
no its not that; last term i was put into a flat with normies. im pretty quiet and that must have annoyed them, as they started a thing of slapping me in the face if i ever made a noise when in the kitchen or common room, saying stuff like 'if you wont speak then shut your mouth' and so on

im moving to a different flat this term so hopefully it wont happen again
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oh god
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>>53235776
Nah looks fucking shit
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eating this pizza with my mouth open like a fucking caveman
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>>53235794
I hope you are ready for some cultural enrichment
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>>53235776
still looks horrendous. unless you're 18 then go for it. teenagers dress like mongs.
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>>53235791
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who /posh chocolate/ here?
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>>53235794
Add extra bacon
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thinking of having a drink tonight even though i have work at 8 tomorrow lads
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>>53235860
Do after eights count as posh chocolate?
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>>53235827
>59p asda smartprice pizza
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thoughts on his body of work?
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>>53235794
reminder that these timers are 100% bullshit.
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>posh chocolate
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Just leaned back on my chair and heard a massive bang, shouldn't have had all that Christmas chocolate haha x
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>oh god
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>>53235794
Is this new?
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>>53235903
its pizza hut you flying carpet looking pseudo northern raghead and its got ham on it so you better stay well away
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>>53235939

yeh dominos is new
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>>53235684
>well I'm alright

don't care
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>>53235794
still haven't seen one which beats this
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>>53235897
yea but they aren't really bars
closer to after-dinner mints
>>53235896
wish that could be my plate
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>>53235950
Better not be ham and pineapple you sick fuck
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>>53235909
i've never had one delivered at the wrong time though
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>Just leaned back on my chair and heard a massive bang, shouldn't have had all that Christmas chocolate haha x
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how can fedora tipping have any meaning if literally everything is fedora?
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probably going to snow next week or end of this one
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the only decent thing to come out of Wales
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>>53236001
I mean the whole "prep time" stuff doesn't reflect what's actually going on at all
its just a fantasy

even the delivery thing is pretty arbitrary so long as they get there on time.
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can't wait for the warm embrace of death
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>how can fedora tipping have any meaning if literally everything is fedora?
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A great misconception prevails as to the age at which Aisha was taken in marriage by the Prophet.

Ibn Sa‘d has stated in the Tabaqat that when Abu Bakr [father of Aisha] was approached on behalf of the Holy Prophet, he replied that the girl had already been betrothed to Jubair, and that he would have to settle the matter first with him. This shows that Aisha must have been approaching majority at the time. Again, the Isaba, speaking of the Prophet’s daughter Fatima, says that she was born five years before the Call and was about five years older than Aisha. This shows that Aisha must have been about ten years at the time of her betrothal to the Prophet, and not six years as she is generally supposed to be. This is further borne out by the fact that Aisha herself is reported to have stated that when the chapter [of the Holy Quran] entitled The Moon, the fifty-fourth chapter, was revealed, she was a girl playing about and remembered certain verses then revealed. Now the fifty-fourth chapter was undoubtedly revealed before the sixth year of the Call.

All these considerations point to but one conclusion, viz., that Aisha could not have been less than ten years of age at the time of her nikah, which was virtually only a betrothal. And there is one report in the Tabaqat that Aisha was nine years of age at the time of nikah. Again it is a fact admitted on all hands that the nikah of Aisha took place in the tenth year of the Call in the month of Shawwal, while there is also preponderance of evidence as to the consummation of her marriage taking place in the second year of Hijra in the same month, which shows that full five years had elapsed between the nikah and the consummation. Hence there is not the least doubt that Aisha was at least nine or ten years of age at the time of betrothal, and fourteen or fifteen years at the time of marriage.
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>>53235791
>started a thing of slapping me in the face
wow, how rude!
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>>53235989
>Better be ham and pineapple
ftfy
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>>53235450
>kurupt fm

good lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYSSj8WPUDo
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>>53236044
no
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>>53236051
GOAT cheese
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>>53236113
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>>53236128
What an annoying cunt, could only manage a few seconds
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>>53235734
what gender is that?
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>>53236096
didnt read lol
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If I ever get the chance to hold a CEO of a company hostage....I'm gonna take it, lads
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>>53236037

like all popular memes its been warped beyond all recognition. this is a typical stage in the death of a meme. might take a while but its definitely dying.
ironically, the people killing it are the ones who profess to love it.
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Alri
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>>53236136
>GOAT cheese
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>>53236103
no i mean pretty hard, what actually made me move was in early december when my lip was burst
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>>53236171
Alri
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>>53236128
>keep standing to either side of the wings

triggering my autsim
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>like all popular memes its been warped beyond all recognition. this is a typical stage in the death of a meme. might take a while but its definitely dying.
ironically, the people killing it are the ones who profess to love it.
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>like all popular memes its been warped beyond all recognition. this is a typical stage in the death of a meme. might take a while but its definitely dying.
>ironically, the people killing it are the ones who profess to love it.
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remember this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYDNdvaw6Q
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Got a bottle of white wine 4 3 from work

guess im drinking on friday wahey

>>53236228
havent seen this one before
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>fedora posting

give it a rest lads you'll get it banned soon
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>give it a rest lads you'll get it banned soon
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Why does Bon Iver get slagged so much? They're very good
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>>53236255
drink now you soft cunt
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>>53236197
So actual bullying? Can't you report them or something?

Although reporting bullying does fuck all anywhere.
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>>53235554
what game
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Need a milf gf
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I'm normally quite racist, but this girl is alright.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35252620
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>wake up
>haven't died in my sleep

pls
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>give it a rest lads you'll get it banned soon
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>>53236317
they do stuff with kanye and he is le gay fish xD
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>>53236341
literally felt too embarrassed to report them and i was afraid if they found out
>>
good morning lads
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>>53236347
Yakuza 4
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>>53233309
>Big Ben in the background
LONDON?
O
N
D
O
N
?
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>iceland
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>give it a rest lads you'll get it banned soon
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>>53236377
this isn't even a fedora post
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>>53235791
its hard to believe this happens with supposed adults.
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>>iceland
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>good morning lads
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>the so called 'Islamic State' or daesh - if you will
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>>53236446
Yours is though just watch
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>>53233554
>a
>instagram
RUSED ME GOOD THAT ONE LAD AHAHA
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>>53236446
neckbeard in everything but fedora 2bh
just like you lot
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>>53235791
This is literally your own fault.
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>>53236365
>implying IQ and mensa means anything at 11
she's work at a shop
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>this isn't even a fedora post
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>>53236446
don't even bother acknowledging them
its degenerated to the point where it exists for its own sake as a sort of laugh track and way for them to feel like they are contributing to the thread

really I'm bothered that this effectively pushed out lisicki/kev edits since those were actually creative
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>>53236446
>this isn't even a fedora post
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>>53236530
The most offensive thing there is her face, followed by that nose ring.
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>>53236365
nonce
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>this isn't even a fedora post
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>really I'm bothered that this effectively pushed out lisicki/kev edits since those were actually creative
>>
>>53236449
Literally everyone goes to Uni, apprentices are generally better than uni students tbqh
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>I'm normally quite racist, but this girl is alright.
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>really I'm bothered that this effectively pushed out lisicki/kev edits since those were actually creative
>>
Lads, if opposites attract then... does that mean I should be aiming for hot normie girls?
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>tfw your post gets honoured with a greentext fedora
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>>53236667
yes that's exactly what it means
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>really I'm bothered that this effectively pushed out lisicki/kev edits since those were actually creative
>>
>>53236625
she runs like a girl
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>>53236403
haha don't blame you, I remember when I was bullied and I didn't tell anyone for a while out of embarrasment and then when I did I was laughed at by the teacher haha. school was such fun haha
>>
>don't even bother acknowledging them
>its degenerated to the point where it exists for its own sake as a sort of laugh track and way for them to feel like they are contributing to the thread
>really I'm bothered that this effectively pushed out lisicki/kev edits since those were actually creative
>>
i cba to make lisicki edits anymore
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>>53236757
me too desu

didn't ever put that much effort in though tbf
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>>53236625
>women in charge of understanding how dangerous things are
>women in charge of understanding assault with a deadly weapon

oh wait women don't get jail sentences anyway
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>>53232938
this is creepy
>>
Now what lads? Sweating here, wew
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>>53236797
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>>53236779
great post

>>53236777
they are fun but the thread is not worth making them for right now imho
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>>53233904
I do to think they are disgusting
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>wake up
>canadians still exist
>>
mates gf just asked me to politely stop downloading her facebook images
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>>53236841
You posted this yesterday
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>>53236841
tell her what chebs are
>>
seems to have been an influx of jfs recently
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>>53236841
ur sexy boobiez
>>
>>53236878
one day my brudda
>>53236910
>iceland
>part of the british isles
>jf
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brothers sister just ordered me to stop downloading her facebook pictures
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Who /n/ here?
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>>53236841
walk slowly towards her
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>>53236937
its just as british as fucking india mate
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Wife's daughter demanded I stop downloading her Facebook pics
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>>53236974
>muh heritage
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wife's husband just excommunicated me from the country
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>tfw no lactating gf
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>>53236950
>entire folder of oneitis's pics
>now realise she knows

kill me now lads
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>>53236852
You just know Geri Haliwell could have won that at any second if she wanted.
>>
>>53236965
bike cunts deserve to get run over
>>
>>53236991
wow rude
>>
>>53237010
daft cunt mate

didn't you know it tells people?
>>
Why is Tinder so much effort

>whay a match
*later*
>oh god a message i have to think of a reply and keep the convo going

so much effort, i just want gf instantly :(
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>>53237024
Fuck off, Geri was a twiglet.

Kylie was in a Mortal Kombat movie, she'd shatter ginger's arm if she went all out
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>>53236950
download some more
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sitting here waiting to go out lads time goes so fucking slowly haha what am i like x
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having a cupan tae lads
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>>53237186
lads...
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>>53237186
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@53237117
audibly laughed
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