/brit/

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crayon pop

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anime

i got 5 on it

anime

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does he still post?

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would you lads?

pakis in

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Azealia

evening lads

lol can you guys teach me all your silly words so I can say them around my other american friends like a meme?

>>53229560
so lads give it to me straight
explain the origin of kevposting

find me a nice escort in the north west please

>>53229645
me on the right

>>53229685
fon

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my gf and me

>>53229682
lad
m8
banter
haha
waheyyy!!!!

http://strawpoll.me/6473467

Trying to establish the extent of the normie infestation

maisie

>>53229725
what does haha and waheyyy!!!! mean

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>>53229664

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>>53229685
we appropriated him from /eire/ 2bh

>>53229737
Maisie is cute!

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Kyary

>>53229685
someone on /eire/ posted him then we pretended it was lisicki

>>53229707
not a newfag ive been here all summer!!!!!!!!!!
>>53229745
too complicated to explain
also craic (which is mighty)

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>>53229766
yes~

>>53229777

excellent digits mate

>>53229792
me using the cashpoint

>>53229815
>cashpoint

fuck off leaf yank

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>>53229815
me on the right

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>>53229746

>>53229788
>also craic
you're shitting me

how do I even pronounce this shit

>>53229645
gf: put ur willy me in pls
me: lol kk then
me: does a shag

How long does amazon prime trial last

does it bill me for it if I forget to cancel

if i cancel asap can i still use it til the trial runs owt

performing a shave

>>53229849
want to smash this four eyed cunts head in

>>53229849
This is honestly the best she's ever looked.

>>53229888
shut your mouth slut

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>>53229734

>41% normie

>>53229866
That you on the left?

Give Poleaboo a job or suffer the consequences

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>>53229883
Cancel it and the trial continues anyway and 30 days la, it will auto bill you.

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>>53229574
>>53229607
>>53229621
>>53229703
>>53229707
>>53229708
>>53229746
>>53229845
>>53229849
>>53229874
>>53229888
>>53229897
>>53229900

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>>53229734
>nearly 50-50

>>53229928
literally all me

>>53229917
calm down gollum

>>53229917
you can shot draws for me g

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>>53229734

WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>53229924
>>53229883
what did you buy off amazon lads

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it is time

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>>53229924
Thanks anime man

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abnormies out

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me in the middle

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wouldn't mind sucking her toes lmao

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>>53230004
not either of them fellas but I just ordered a mattress and a keyboard

very important poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6473516
http://strawpoll.me/6473516
http://strawpoll.me/6473516

>>53230044
what keyboard

>>53230015
you have the right foot i'll have the left

maybe we could kiss after

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yeri

>>53230005

For tea?

>>53230015
She looks so soft and cuddly.

>>53230015
strong 7 right here

>>53230059
>shake it all about
wouldn't do that, they may explode

56% normie I am fucking disgusted

>>53230070
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B010091QJO/ref=asc_df_B010091QJO31169452

come and have a drink with me

>>53230114
Normie pride /brit/wide

>>53230114
>losing your virginity makes you a normie
fuck off you autistic freak
>>>/r9k/britfeel/

>>53230162
ok where

>>53230114
there are more votes than there are ips in this thread and at one point it was 10-5 then went to 10-13

i think it has been tampered a bit

>>53230162
drinks are on you though

normies will rise

>>53230185
you don't know how many people are lurking tbf

>>53230183
my house, i'm doing an eddie stobart trucks and trailers marathon

>>53230192
i have 35 stella to share between however many people come

>>53230182
haha ok FONT

>>53230098
bit racist lad

>>53230114
not a virgin but would love a gf

never had one before and im so lonely. came pretty close which is really, really crushing because it just makes you realise how lonely you are and how much you want a gf haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
TIP-TOP CHOON RIGHT HERE LADS

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just masturbated to my ex for the first time without crying

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>>53230227
>stella
chav

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Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.

>>53230223
you're right but there are normally significantly less voters than ips

maybe the normals are afraid to post like i was when i first came to the 'chon

>>53230260
>bouncers
>ravers

>>53230114
i've had one gf in my entire life, don't think it quite cuts it as normie

haha u lads remember this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

>>53230266
good for you lad

>>53230260
BIG NARSTIE

>>53230242
it's even more crushing when you find somebody you care about, spend time with them and then they decide they don't feel the same way about you

why are niggers such subhuman scum?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=877_1452058055

wish the aussie girl would make more vocaroo memes

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going to do this quiz and then leave because its normie hours

>>53230319
nah its way more crushing when they say that they like you then one day they just stop replying to you

fucking get blown the fuck out harder (emotionally) seppo

>>53230227
If you're in BELFAST ill turn up

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The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

>>53230339
she isn't aussie she's american

i only said "god bless australia" because an australian convinced her to post the vocaroo

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I just want all of you to know that Finland loves you very much.

>>53230340
What you are actually going to do:

>hang around hoping other people fill out your gimpy survey and dish out (You)s with their results + how they feel

Pathetic little microbe.

>>53230146
Red switches is a mistake lad, they're loud as hell

I've had brown switches for years and they're really good while not being too noisy, though these newer silent ones may be good also

>>53230382
Cheers, Finlad

>>53230355
i am not no but i will pay half the price of your ticket to travel to york

>>53230312
>he didn't have his classic big narstie n-dubz choon on his w810i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcivJMUyaA

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>>53230382
Love you too senpai

>Hi

>We have received your email but solicitors have been busy at court until after the productions office closes so have not yet managed to get round to collect them.

>Sorry

>>53230382
how many hours of daylight are you currently getting?

genuine question

I'm off out

>>53230421
NA NA NAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>53230382
god bless you finland i love you

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>The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

>Talking to girl on omegle
>Mention the Cologne things
>She's hammering into muslims, calling them scum and all that
>Flip the script and play the "they're the REAL victims" card
>3 minutes later, she's telling me she'd let them molest her because they've been through a lot to get there
This is fucking mind-boggling. I was always against the whole "women shouldn't vote" thing but now I'm being swayed.

>>53230340
74 desu

thought i was on for slightly strange -_-

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Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts ITT, you should remember that I don't read a single one of them. Questions, copypasta, greentext, gimmicks; I do not look at a single one. All that time you spend thinking of a thoughtful response, typing it and attatching a silly little image, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content expressed within the post are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, read posts ITT.

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having a

Just spoke to a recruiter from the midlands with a qt accent somehow, wonder where she was from, it was quite a bit softer than a brummie one.

just realised i won 25 pound on last nights lotto haha
had 3 numbers
might buy a load of tickets for the rollover on saturday

>>53230504
love that 2bh

>>53230498
so she was hammering on the muslims, and then decided they should molest her?

>>53230403
Been using them for a while, I like the clunky feel and sound. I live alone so the noise doesn't really bother me.

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>>53230451
I think it's around 4 to 5 hours.

>>53230504
>>53230542
FUCKING GET IN LADS

CUSTARD SLICES ARE ON ME WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>53230303

Classic normie in denial

>>53230546
Yeah the feel in mech switches is really nice.

>>53230535
STAFFS
T
A
F
F
S

>>53230545
Yes. She was going on about how they're evil rapists and within a few shorts lines of lefty rhetoric, I have her saying she'd let them molest her to make them happy.

>>53230504
bit tiny
I could gobble like 8-9 of those bad boys

>>53230340
31

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>This is fucking mind-boggling. I was always against the whole "women shouldn't vote" thing but now I'm being swayed.

>>53230600
bizarre

>>53230504
Cake Cube?

Amazing how much difference a bit of pyrazolam does for your confidence on the phone

>>53230570
wait thats a custard slice?

thought it was lemon drizzle ffs

>>53230624
She's from London.

>>53230340
wew 87

no fucking idea why they weight "you have a decent smartphone" so heavily (it's on the same level as "no sexual attraction to under -15s")

>>53230535
probably actually birmingham 2bh
the stereotypical brummie accent is always confused with the disgusting yam yam black country accent

>>53230627
HAHA

>>53230340
127 haha

>>53230329

They learnt it from white people

Africa was the garden of eden before white imperialists corrupted it

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>>53230641
That isn't a lemon drizzle you fucking mong

This is

>>53230382

Been to your cunt and desu, Estonian girls are nicer

>>53230559
damn i'd probably end up killing myself

if you don't work/go to school i imagine it's pretty comfy tho

>>53230340
88, think normie being 95 is a bit high tbf

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>They learnt it from white people

>Africa was the garden of eden before white imperialists corrupted it

>>53230690
i've had lemon drizzle that looked like that custard slice

rad is a BENDER

>>53230739
that was a custard slice lad

rude girl show me the migraine skank

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Map of muzzies in England
>tfw green

>>53230340
61 - Cyborg

Sounds about right.

>>53230739
mong

>>53230789
MANNA SAID SWEAAAAAAAAAAAR DOWN

http://www.wdish.com/entertainment/wastehistime2016-hashtag
>we've all been waiting for

fucking kill me

>>53230798
tfw dark green

Been wanking like a brick shithouse today lads.

>>53230824
blud i wanna see the migraine skank

>>53230798
>the north
>the south
>he actually believes the west midlands paki meme

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.’

>Yanks
http://efukt.com/21342_Trading_Girlfriends_for_Tokens.html

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>>53230798
hmmmmmm....

>>53230864
>living in herefordshire or shropshire and feeling good about it

come on pham

you're goin malia but are you gonna bang doe

Women shouldn't vote. They vote based on emotion instead of rationality.

>>53230798
>tfw wales

/brit/ ? More like /shit/ rofl!

>>53230340
>59
Sounds about right.

>>53230928
Yeah but you should see the map of how many Welsh people are in each county

>>53230914
>implying there aren't men who do this as well

>>53230864

that dark green is birmingham, dark green with a population of one million means a fucking shitload of pakis.

>>53230910
start a funky house instasync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJTzjBd35wg

>>53230943
haha! xD

>>53230393
HAHAHAHA WHOS LAUGHING NW DICKHEAD

>>53230943
hoho

>>53230885
>cleveland

>>53230884
>believing everything you see on the internet

>Wank for 10 minutes
>Get distracted for 20 seconds
>Dick shrivels instantly and all desire leaves my body
I think I've broken my libido lads.

>>53230885
Really doesn't mean much, those are all areas where there are a higher concentration of poor, working class people in general who are more likely to commit crime.

>Rasheed inbound

>>53230943
hahahaahehaahababahah

>>53231053
Luigi

>>53230798
what are the boundaries on this map? Constituencies?

Between 2001 and 2011:

Birmingham dropped from 66% white british to 53%
Manchester dropped from 75% white british to 59%
London dropped from 60% white british to 44%

In 2009 the ONS estimated that Manchester was 70% white british. The census in 2011 showed the real figure is 59%. And we aren't even considering illegals! How could they get it wrong by a whopping 11% only 2 years before the census? Or was it deliberate?

Imagine how much the situation will have deteriorated by 2021? Oh wait, they're scrapping the census, which has been used nationally since 1841. Convenient, eh?

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>>53230943

estonia knockin niggers out the box yet again

>>53231053
Rasheedio Berlusconi

>>53231101
this reads out like a youtube comment

>>53231087
Looks like local authorities

bit tired

>>53231147
There's a good beershop near the place where the photo is taken.

>>53230340
71 cyborg
>you linger in two words at once, an outsider to both the normiers and the robots. as a result, you may be on your own with your feels.
sounds about right 2bh

>>53231183
No it doesn't, you're just an idiot.

The white british population of Birmingham not only dropped percentage wise but in real terms, from 641,345 to 570,217 in 10 years.

A 12% drop in 10 years is called white flight. London lost 600,000 White British. Leftists deny that white flight is happening.

White people are voting with their feet. They do not want to live with coons and pakis and slavs. Multiculturalism doesn't work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_Birmingham#Ethnicity

>>53231272
Is Birmingham really that bad?

>>53231226

What street is that? I was in Tallinn a few months ago and it was so comfy. Wish I had a qt gf to cuddle on the autumn streets of Old Town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8DMGaeDXE4

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>>53231184
So it is.

>tfw all of cheshire is white

Seems odd though, I see more rasheeds than the map would imply unfortunately.

>>53231272
>tfw white british, class yourself as a brummie but are not under the offical borders of birmingham so your white area can't bring these numbers up

>>53231272
>people move out cities when they get older

gee what a discovery

the so-called United Kingdom

>>53231327
HUNTINGDONSHIRE MENTIONED

When these SJWs grow up and have to choose a school for their kids and the nearest one is 75% muslim, and all the teachers are muslim and teach islamic supremacism will they change their tune at all?

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thinking of getting his hair

/fa/ or nah?

>>53231332
greater birmingham when

>Rule Britannia was written by a scotsman

cucked again

Lads, would you say you're lonely?

>>53231383
fucking bigot back to /pol/

flip phone no ki a

>>53229873
crack
thats taigspeak tho as is WAHEYY

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>>53231426
yes

>>53231327
Guess you live in Crewe or Warrington then lad. Don't really see very many at all where I live, don't even have a Paki shop anymore because it got taken over by whiteys.

>>53231409
west midlands (the county) essentially means greater birmingham
>tfw poorthern mongs try to claim manchester is the second city because of '''''''''''''''''greater''''''''''''' manchester

>>53231426
to a certain extent when im at uni yes but so is everyone for the most part in uni

>>53231430
I'm starting to believe you're actually serious when you make posts like these

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>some shit i had no effect on whatsoever happened

>check mate

>>53231272
Happening in most big cities. Know a couple of families from Manchester who moved out here to the country to get away from all the pakis.

>>53231451
Not anymore, I'm your friend now :)

>>53231439
>WAHEYY isn't English
Fuck right off you contentious arsewipe

>>53231323
Müürivahe street. Pic is made infront of Müürivahe 21.

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>>53231459

>>53231412
>a song about the isle of great britain
>the man who wrote it happened to be from the northern part of the island
don't see how this is 'cucked' tbqh

badabing badaboom like i always say

>>53231509
>waheyy is english
lol
its 100% taig

>>53231426
extremely

>>53231482
west midlands is a bad name, like the majority is just describing where it is, it's basically birmingham

>>53231533
english cucked by superior scottish genes again

>im against multiculturalism, muh patriotism, muh history

just fuck off

>>53231522
If it's Crewe I couldn't believe how many non-whites there were last time I went. Used to go there all the time when I was younger because my mum worked there and you'd occasionally see a black person or a Pakistani in a takeaway, now there are absolutely loads, not to mention all the Polish and Romanian and other Eastern European immigrants.

Wew. They'll probably be on my doorstep soon so don't feel too bad.

maybe some of weren't meant to enjoy life

>west
>mid
>lands

none of those words is a place name

http://strawpoll.me/6473815
http://strawpoll.me/6473815
http://strawpoll.me/6473815

http://strawpoll.me/6473815
http://strawpoll.me/6473815
http://strawpoll.me/6473815
Very important strawpoll lads, your opinion is requested

>Student Finance: Your money has been sent to your bank and will arrive within 3 working days.

waheyy!

>>53231426
My best friends are two people I've never met 2bh

>>53231666
>opinion

>>53231666
Second city of England is Edinburgh

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>>53231634
Rasheed

>>53231655
same thing as like south america west coast east coast desu

>>53231549
>>53231549
>>53231549

>>53231691
Edinburgh is the 2nd city of China m8.

>>53231634
>i'm a paki
just fuck off

Tomorrow is a fine day to die

>>53231666

>fighting over second place

lmao, both combined are still irrelevant compared to london

>>53231680
One of my best friends is a yank that I met on Call of Duty 8 years ago. He hasn't even heard my voice. I often worry what he would think if I died randomly one day. I worry he'd think I just cut contact with him for no reason.

new frank yang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dJqJcEfJAE

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>>53231639
I live about 20 minutes from Crewe, so I guess there isn't long until my area is overrun entirely.

>>53231691
Birmingham is also the second city of the UK and the capital of the industrial revolution

>>53231844
**first industrial revolution

>>53231844
sorry thats cardiff

S T O K E
T
A
F
F
S

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>tfw looking for a job is practically a job in itself

>>53231880
disgusting shithole

slow thread is slow

>>53231901
S T O K E C I T Y
T
O
K
E

C
I
T
Y

SHREWSBURY
H
R
E
W
S

>>53231949
MONKMOOR
O
N
K
M
O
O
R

>>53231837
s-same

>>53231896
yes that's why the government pays you JSA

ama about foreign policy and i'll tell you what i can

my gf


http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452179833597.jpg

just realised that at least four (4) of the actors who were in black books were also in shaun of the dead

>>53231976
Wish you would just fuck off

how do you want to be buried lads?

cremation?

I used to want to be cremated but im thinking of a woodland burial now with a tree planted on my grave. i think thats quite nice. better than sitting in a grey morbid victorian lichyard.

either that or having my body shot into space. would be a laugh.

really wanna just get out there and live my life ykwim

HAPPY 2016

>>53232016

BUT CAN THEY DO IT ON A COLD RAINY NIGHT IN STOKE EHY LADS WAHEY

>The literal Mayor of Stoke-on-Trent

XDDDDDD

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>>53232002
haram

>sissy brit boys

https://a.pomf.cat/toltae.webm

I recommend

>>53232015
2015 gimmicks lad, not on

whats your favourite 2016 gimmick?

EY NOW AR KIDS WAN LEARN YOUR SEN SPEAK POTTRAYS LIKE MAY

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>>53232051
Oops, left out the pic

>>53232002
she's been cranking the squats

I'm feeling a bit down lads

>>53232097
are those 2 of his wives?

>>53231880
K E E L E
>>53231901
this

>>53232122
Chin up lad, we all have bad days.

Don't dwell on what could have been, just make sure you improve for next time.

what's the last pop song you actually liked

>>53232132
YOU AT KEELE UNI AR KID? IM DOWN IN CASTLE FIGHT ME

BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L

>>53232076
>polish post
>open webm
>first frame is a small child
'no'

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yeri

>>53232097
why do they all look so ugly?

>>53230340
54

>>53231669
Just got a letter from student finance a few years after graduating confirming that I am £18k in debt
Uni was a mistake.

>>53232157
I KNOW
YOU'RE TIRED

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>stoke

>hello I enjoy looking at korean plastic surgery boybodies

t. nonces

S O L I H U L L
O
L
S

>>53232076
virus do not open

just want to go to bed

>>53232158
>Why yes, I do live in Newcastle, m'lady
>Oh that's cool! Do you have the Geordie accent? Have you ever met Cheryl Cole? hehe
>Actually, m'lady, I live in Newcastle-under-Lyme, a small town once a thriv-
>*your partner has disconnected*

Lads is Jeremy Kyle real? My sister loves English guys and she doesn't think there are people in England like that

>>53231969
wew

>>53232198
>£18k
mine's gonna be near £50k haha

i hope white british become a minority sooner rather than later. i know it will happen at some point in my life, but the less time i have to live in an oppressive society dominated by one race the better

>>53230340

127

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>>53232243

>>53232241
now now ar kid plenty of naughty 17 year olds all fizzed up and wanting to experiment down at castle college its cherry pickinz now lets meet for a pint of ale

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>THE
>MAYOR
>OF
>STOKE

>>53232003
shaun of the dead release date: 2004

close but no cigar :(

>>53232263
>My sister loves English guys

COME TO LONDON

>>53232263
Yes it's real. The people on it are told to really ham it up, yell, shout, scream, do everything and anything to exaggerate the whole thing though.

But if they show big Jezza himself any aggro then they don't get paid (which is why he never gets punched out).

>apply for decent job at car dealership through family member
>nail the interview
>family member tells me they loved me, thought I nailed the interview, would be great for the company
>don't get the job
>family member tells me they hired the son of the main boss' friend

Solihull (/ˈsɒlɨhʌl/ or /ˈsoʊliːhʌl/ or /soʊliˈhʌl/) is a large town in the West Midlands of England with a population of 94,753,[1] being measured as 206,700 at the 2011 Census.[2] It is a part of the West Midlands conurbation and is located 8 miles (14.5 km) southeast of Birmingham city centre. It is the largest town in, and administrative centre of, the larger Metropolitan Borough of Solihull, which itself has a population of 200,400.
Solihull is one of the most prosperous towns in the English Midlands.[3] In November 2013, the uSwitch Quality of Life Index named Solihull the "best place to live" in the United Kingdom.[4][5] Residents of Solihull and those born in the town are referred to as Silhillians. The motto of Solihull is Urbs in Rure (Town in Country).

>"best place to live" in the United Kingdom

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>>53232292
daddy paid for my uni feeds

>>53232292
literally how

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>>53232303

WAHEY LADS

http://www.iengage.org.uk/news/2178-report-highlights-racism-in-stoke-on-trent

LETS

L E A D
E
A
D

THE WAY

>>53232337
>English guys
>London
lmao

>>53232263
Legally they can't broadcast outright fiction like their American counterparts do. But they can exaggerate, they can be intentionally half-arsed in their fact checking, and they can coach people to be as aggressive and headline catching as possible.

>Revolting as all this may be, there is nonetheless a strange morality at work: the Queensberry rules of the daytime chat show. Producers of the Jeremy Kyle Show would never put a guest on air whose story was not in some way true. They would never fake DNA results or lie detector tests. Guests never get paid: they just receive expenses, cigarettes and beer.

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>Hello I live in the West Midlands

doing a shepherd's pie

>>53232368
I can totally picture him wanking while some big black dude fucks his girlfriend. Seems like that kind of guy.

>>53232416
>doxing me

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>Nan I am London

>>53232335
i'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt because english probably isn't your first language and that's the kind of community we have here in /brit/

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>>53232454

>his girlfriend

talking to a female transgender yank lads

was this one of you lads (crying emoji x3)
http://www.knowhere.co.uk/Newcastle_-_under_-_Lyme/Staffordshire/Midlands/info/worstthings

>>53232454
You know Owen is gay, right?

>>53232473
>eskiboy
great post lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4g4DQmDXi0
WHAT'S GWARNING NAN?

>>53232454

>dude

fuck off yank

>>53232360
£30k tuition for 4 years (1 year out, reduced fees)
£6k * 3 = £18000

£28k tuition for 4 years (placement year costs £1k i think)
£5500 * 3 = £16500
plus like £2k reduced loan for year out

£46,500 total roughly haha

>>53232510
scotland's best

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Doing a homebrew lads

It's under my desk right now as it's the only warm enough place in the house because my PC's always on

Keeps making noise as the gas escapes and it smells a bit.

>>53232541
oops
ignore first 2 lines, meant to delete them

Fancy going Alton Towers lads?