sershie edition
Argentina
THE ONE TRUE THREAD
>>53237170
mad i made it first lad
my drugfu has fucking shaved her gorgeous ginger curls off for fucks sake, don't do drugs lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifUFd-M4iaQ
Azusa
going for this one as it was the first legitimate thread
>>53237207
fuck off
i despise y*nks as much as the next girl (especially autistic namef*gs) but thread autism wars are even worse and just ruin both threads for the next like hour
voting for this thread because sershie is lovely
i despise y*nks as much as the next guy (especially autistic namef*gs) but thread autism wars are even worse and just ruin both threads for the next like hour
pls let it be me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FY8hl6b54A#t=18s
>>53237090
>>53237090
>>53237090
>>53237170
sershlad?
>>53237284
It's always been policy to use the first British made thread if threads are posted at pretty much the same time like that
t. /brit/ pro
Annoying that the other thread was made by a yank. Usually when there's two threads it's 2 UK OPs and I can false flag until everyone thinks the other OP has autism and uses my thread. But I can't this time.
wish i could show people a film of your daily lives.
you just locked away in a room for 8+ hours a day shitposting to people you will never meet, conversing about things that matter in absolutely no way.
followed by you wanking to cartoons, maybe a few minutes of you crying out of frustration and loneliness.
Occasionally your mum tries to talk to you because she loves you but you keep it short because you are busy shitposting. You'll have her make you food and tea later though.
They'd watch this all and wouldn't even laugh at how pathetic you are, they would just genuinely feel fucking bad for you,
Like an animal that just needs to be put down. If you were in the wild your mum would've abandoned you by now because you just cant and wont survive on your own, your basically useless
>>53237284
>>53237305
Insh’allah
was gimmicking about the bullying at uni thing and you fell for it haha completely made it up hahahhahahahahhaaahaha
did sershlad quit? remember them talking about it in a instasync
>>53237314
lyk dis if u cri evrytim
>>53237346
yeh but u also have autism so idc
anyway the act of pushing another thread after people have already migrated to another one is gay because it kills both threads because nobody knows which one to post in t. /brit/ pro
>the yank thread has more posts
>wish i could show people a film of your daily lives.
>you just locked away in a room for 8+ hours a day shitposting to people you will never meet, conversing about things that matter in absolutely no way.
>followed by you wanking to cartoons, maybe a few minutes of you crying out of frustration and loneliness.
>Occasionally your mum tries to talk to you because she loves you but you keep it short because you are busy shitposting. You'll have her make you food and tea later though.
>They'd watch this all and wouldn't even laugh at how pathetic you are, they would just genuinely feel fucking bad for you,
>Like an animal that just needs to be put down. If you were in the wild your mum would've abandoned you by now because you just cant and wont survive on your own, your basically useless
post your best fedora pic lads, looking to expand my collection
>>53237379
what were they saying
/brit/? more like /shit/ lmao
late kyary post
>>53237437
oh look the icelandic poster who has literally been on /brit/ non-stop for two days straight
>>53237419
there are more people in this ITT tho desu
>tfw not slav
>>53237379
>them
>>53237446
>they
this rampant misgendering needs to stop. FULL stop!
I'm literally cringing the most I've ever cringed reading these threads.
I geniunely believe these threads are the one of the lowest places on the internet. I feel like a worse and shitty person for even being in the presence of some of you people.
I'm not trolling or rusing you all, I'm speaking purely from the heart here. You people disgust me. Just know that somewhere out there, there is a person who has utter disgust for you. Please grow up in the future.
>oh look the icelandic poster who has literally been on /brit/ non-stop for two days straight
>>53237446
that they were going to quit /brit/, think it was dormers too and then some non flags
>>53237487
aren't they non-"binary" terms
>>53237471
simply hideous resolution
Lads, I went out with a girl for the first time on Sunday but I think I ruined it.
We were eating a meal and she had steak. I said "Its really weird seeing a girl eat meat because I only ever see my mum eat and she's a vegetarian". She seemed a bit startled but carried on the conversation anyway.
She hasn't contacted me since. Should I try again?
>>53237481
other than lung cancer, condensed milk and sunflower seeds you're not missing out on anything
>>53237534
hmm didn't notice that
will do a google and find a better quality version
>>53237550
sexy ladies
>53237489
t. albarcko rodriguez barbama
>>53237519
that would explain the nosedive in quality these past moons
>>53237170
Why are her breasts so small?
Get the fuck off 4chan and go fucking do something with your lives
Fucking hell you guys are so fucking worthless. And you wonder why you're alone and depressed.
she stopped sending x's should i just abandon ship or send another message with an x like a proper madhead
>>53237597
fuck off normie
>>53237580
*whores
unless you're rich or muscular, they won't fall for you
>>53237591
Anything more than a handful is too much.
Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...
i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn
what am i?
>>53237352
true
>>53237534
never mind the original picture is that quality, its cropped out of a larger one
why is she so perfect lads?
>>53237597
every time i tab in youve left another autistic post haha give it a rest lad i just got home
>>53237629
fuck off worthless parasite
>>53237634
what
>>53237629
can't you see? you're so far away from every other 4chan poster. even regular 4chan posters are disgusted by you.
>We're in here lads
>>53237687
Arseholes decided to make 100 /brit/ threads
Ignore them all
>>53237608
Don't abandon ship till she starts sending short snappy messages.
>>53237545
Wew way to autism
No harm trying again
>>53237669
okiedoke laddo
but dont do that again or ill hang you
>>53237757
are you colluding with someone else?
Redpill me on sershlad lads
Has he been doxxed? Does have a gf?
jannys gonna do his nut in when he sees this mess lads
new Kev edit
surprised no one has done this yet.
>>53237797
he began his steady road to normiedom with a job
he wanted a work gf
he worked (little pun here) up the courage to ask out his work gf
now he has a work gf and has no need of us and thus left us
early night methinks
this website should be deleted and a new one made in its place
night to those who matter
>>53237797
cornwall gave out some deets idk if they were genuine
last i heard he asked his coworker out and it sounded like it was going well
>>53237862
>the unedited version of that image
Does sonic autism know no bounds?
if i freeze and overload
i'm still encrypted with your code...
lads do not check the catalog!!
someone is posting very lewd pictures with /brit/ on them
>>53237862
thought it was a willy at first or something
>>53237872
>>53237872
>>53237872
we're in here
>>53237865
Is that actually his gf or are they just going for a drink which is what I last heard it was
Drain my balls tonight or tomorrow hmmmm
have a feeling ill get a bit of cock spatter
>>53237862
good img
>>53237884
good morning
(like good night but I am emphasising how early it is to go to be going to bed)
poor janny
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k
>>53238003
6'5"
>>53237962
just going for a drink I think but he thinks it will go further from the sounds of it
just checked the catalog and got scarred for life
>>53237915
i had 4 hrs sleep last night and spent all day today moving boxes and sweeping leaves and talking to old people and being a busy busy bee
every time a new yank with a name appears i lose a bit more will to live (they are like locusts)
not feeling the 'chon tonight and im all tuckered out, not sure what else to do with my thursday's eve
>>53238078
when are you going to nz?
>>53238098
>>53238098
>>53238098
REAL NEW
janny just sent me this
haha funny joke guys!!
>>53237170
Wow, has she given birth or something?
>>53238130
he's gonna have a heart attack
Ignore the thread wars bollocks, just /brit/post and let the janny do the rest
So apparently we're going to leave NATO
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35251427
>>53238099
septiembre
>>53238119
i will try [ignites lightsaber]
can someone make a new thread?
>Ignore the thread wars bollocks, just /brit/post and let the janny do the rest
>>53238162
>co-chairman of Labour's
meaningless opinion henceforth follows
>>53238162
>corbyns labour
>in power
>ever
>>53238202
average height is 5'11
>>53238202
no, pretty much average
>>53238208
>>53238226
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35252469
How about Muslims demanding the government stop trying to force them to let OFSTED inspect their faith "schools"
>tfw 5'9 masterrace
actually fuck it desu dont want to wake up at 4am tomoz got another full day ahead
doing a stay up for the doorman
>>53238298
Doesn't matter, tories have themm all under total surveillence anyway
Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...
i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn
what am i?...
I am the way god made me
Having a Kinder Bueno
>>53238362
Don't worry lad, its ok to be gay
>autist thread
>jfw
>>53238396
god doesn't make benders
>>53238362
You don't have to be one thing or the other, you might be straight, but just a little bit bi-curious. Not enough to ever suck off a guy, but you might watch shemale porn once in a while for the double cock action.
Teri Oliver from 'boro. Fucking howling
so its THAT time again eh?
>>53237170
when was this picture takejn ?
she has lost weight
new thread
where
>>53238444
Uni holidays still
>>53238362
>i jerk off my dick with hetero porn
pretty gay
trying to decide if i should take a holiday or a vacation
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''justice''''''''''''''' for the '''96'''
literally me
>>53238566
Rasheed
how long does a pork chop usually take to bake in the oven at a normal temperature
brother always tries to give it the biggun everytime i make the rare trip downstairs and into the 'family room'
he's a tosser anyway
There's a point where this has to stop and we've clearly passed it.
Jannyposting isn't funny. All it does is shit up the board and piss everyone off
Please stop acting like someone posting two threads at once was a personal insult to your shitposting ability
one day sex
>>53238655
40-50 minutes
pack it up
pack it in
let me begin
>>53238703
alri janny
he's not here
>>53238655
British ovens measure temperature in degrees centigrade, rather than vague low-medium-high levels or fahrenheit.
What temperature constitutes "normal"?
>>53238703
Did a very long and thin poo just now.
friendly reminder that the girl you see every day with the cracking arse has literal shit inside it just waiting to be pushed out
>>53238744
>>53238785
Oh yes, very cleaver. Because if I was the janitor I'd come in and post instead of deleting the spam threads and submitting ban requests for the next hour.
>>53238771
i just didnt feel like converting
190 c
>>53238800
hot
London is the place for me
London this lovely city
You can go to France or America,
India, Asia or Australia
But you must come back to London city
Well believe me I am speaking broadmindedly
I am glad to know my Mother Country
I have been travelling to countries years ago
But this is the place I wanted to know
London that is the place for me
To live in London you are really comfortable
Because the English people are very much sociable
They take you here and they take you there
And they make you feel like a millionaire
London that’s the place for me
At night when you have nothing to do
You can take a walk down Shaftesbury Avenue
There you will laugh and talk and enjoy the breeze
And admire the beautiful scenery
Of London that’s the place for me
Yes, I cannot complain of the time I have spent
I mean my life in London is really magnificent
I have every comfort and every sport
And my residence is Hampton Court
So London, that’s the place for me.
>>53238800
That's what God invented enemas for.
>>53238800
So? is it meant to make her more attainable in your eyes or wot?
crap gimmick
>>53238834
>i just didnt feel like converting
But unless you do, allah will surely smite you
range ban when?
>>53238893
oh im already muslim desu
is this the real thread
>>53238931
yes lad
fucking shitshow
anyone got a sister that's a slag?
no female siblings myself just curious
>>53238931
Ya
janny will flip
>>53238964
geddd in 'eree breahhzz
yarg, says i
tired i am and not a thing can be done about it
fucks sake just wanted to have a laugh on /brit/ with the lads but everyone is making new threads instead of bantering
>>53238904
I hope /brit/ gets banned
It's become inane
I was having a good chat with some people in /cum/ and /mämmi/ yesterday. I then decided to go to /brit/ and it was just shitposting, and not even good shitposting
53239015
>welsh ''''''''football'''''''
Starting to think girls are more trouble than they're worth, might just go fully bent
wow lads I go for tea and you do this?
>>53239055
Banter is infectious. All the shitposters are still here, we're just in the background. Provide some banter and it will spread like a plague until all are bantering wildly
>>53239006
>>53239015
This is the one true thread
Fuck off
>>53239055
not like there was any banter in the last few threads
just memesters posting fedoras
feel sorry for janny right now
>>53238770
is that actually david mitchell
he looks so weird
A lot of the OP images in these banter/brit/s are quite hot.
>>53239120
>iceland bro hating on Swansea when Swansea are literally the ONLY reason for Iceland being semi-relevant in football rn
really need a drink lads
>>53239118
>>53239148
i'm not very good at bantering though which is why i need the shitposters to start it
>>53239193
So get one
>>53239178
really need to see her arse in those shorts
>>53239187
>football
FONT
i like cuddles too
I find joy in the fact that JFs from all over are currently trying to browse the catalog and getting triggered at all the /brit/s
>>53239225
>i'm not very good at bantering
You're British, it's in your blood. Just take a deep breath and start acting like a madman. Others will join you instinctively.
>>53239080
>it was just shitposting, and not even good shitposting
>>53239255
gay
>>53239255
*hugs you* :)
>>53239234
>>>/cum/
>>53239304
>brown reggaeton shithole
>>53239225
I want to banter those legs
>>53239313
Who's this
>>53239226
please get one for me
>>53239286
My blood is Jamaican m8.
Oi, lad, you got a light?
need a big brown west midlands gf
>>53239364
yeah mate. 5 quid for the fluid you're using up though
>>53239330
Have you ever been to /cum/? It's normie central
>>53239366
hi babe
>>53239397
erm no its full of mexican weebs and autistic ayankistaniblobs
stop making threads you melts
not even remotely funny
>>53239343
Caroline Flack
>>53239429
>stop making threads you melts
>not even remotely funny
>>53239429
BUTT (like a bum) LE MAD JANNY xDDD
Who /agdq/ here?
>>53239426
The americans and canadians are all normies
>>53239330
rude poof
>>53238976
I found out my sister is after snooping her computer and phone. Found pics of her giving some guy a blowjob that I really want to forget.
>>53239480
Nior.
Hello reddit, i'm home.
Abstained from /brit/ for two days haha (you may have noticed a decline in the quality of the general), think I'll do it for good.
>>53238976
She was back in the days where she'd suck a dick (inc. mine) for weed. Now she's married to a half chinese fellow who owns a business and has a kid.
>No Question Time tonight
Fuck sakes.
>>53239480
tried watching but i couldn't handle it
the janny died lads
it's not even remotely funny
>>53238976
My cousin is a slag. Fairly sure I could have shagged her when we were younger and closer if I wanted to.
http://strawpoll.me/6475319
http://strawpoll.me/6475319
http://strawpoll.me/6475319
http://strawpoll.me/6475319
http://strawpoll.me/6475319
important poll
>>53239545
>was
no such thing as an ex slag m8
>>53239581
how
I'm only just now realising just how much that girl was interested in me last year. Not best pleased with myself tbqh.
https://twitter.com/i_akari_daisuki/status/685073802842255361
>>53239594
She's hibernating with her relatively wealthy oriental twink atm then.
>need a jobby ( a poo )
>can't be bothered to get up
>need dissipates for a while
explain that
>>53239590
>posting on reddit without an account
how
>>53239643
it dissolved into your bloodstream
>>53239642
sound
>>53239637
this 2bh
but at the same time she had a bf and I had no clue what I was doing in terms of girls so even if I did know she liked me, I wouldn't of done shit
>>53239691
OI OI
>>53239643
internal schphincter kicks in
explain lads
>>53239643
the pressure forced it through your intestinal walls into your abdominal cavity, well fucking done mate.
kyary
>>53239704
she died
>>53239712
>lancashire
DELETE THIS
>>53239704
Black Eastenders actress was killed by her ex. The news spent days speculating about what happened to her while her ex gave interviews saying she had talked about going back to Ghana to raise her kids, hoping people would believe that he hadn't murdered her.
It didn't work.
>>53239590
Someone please explain to me what's so bad about Reddit without using the word "meme".
Go on, because I'm convinced that hating Reddit itself is a meme perpetuated by newfags trying to fit in.
>>53239712
northerners need to kick up a storm about independence so they can get more money
>>53239691
too many brit threads desu
>>53239712
Maggy T bantered the ever-living shit out of the North.
>>53239691
fugg, I'd squeeze those chebs till they popped and squirted tit material all over my face
>>53239706
Exact same scenario m8. I'm like 85% sure this girl was flirting with the idea of leaving her bf for me if I'd reciprocated any feelings of hers. But I didn't. So she didn't.
>>53239712
>tees valley really poor
Serves 'em right tbqh, Durham is the only thing keeping them out of the first slot
>>53239814
>tees valley
>tees valley
>hiiiiiiiiigh
>>53239712
YORKSHIRE MENTIONED
quite bored in the evenings after work. need a wife and kid to occupy myself. ho wants a daddy
Alri lads
Got my full leicester city kit and im ready to walk around england with it. I know its pronounced "Lichester" too dont worry
>>53239710
I'll kick in your dad's internal sphincter m8
>>53239891
shit patter lad
>>53239910
Don't bully Iceland.
>>53239889
why don't we just be mates
we can hang out and do sexual things maybe
>at some point we will need an actual new thread
I'm proper scared
what is the (you) value since they flooded the market with News. glad I saved all mine
>>53239759
where bouts laddo?
>>53239781
Rasheed
>>53239958
bravo nolan
>>53239918
fuck off
you didn't even put an edition you melt
>>53239891
Hope yous win the league desu.
Having said that, grown up males in replica gear. Truly sickening
>>53239956
only if we can adopt. I'll be the 'mum' don't worry
>>53239704
I hope one of those children is kentqt 2bhhhhhhh
>>53240029
gay
>>53239891
No one will care. BPL has lost all its glory. There are more plastic paki glory hunters than true fans these days.
Tickets cost too much for the working class and its full of plastics. Lower leagues are the only people that truly care anymore.
Go to a man u game and see how many yanks, glory hunters, pakis, and wealthy families are there now. Disgusting
>>53240029
can we adopt another /brit/ poster as our baby?
>>53239980
PRESTON
R
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S
T
O
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>>53240074
UP THE BLADES
>>53240098
spooky
>>53239769
>yank
the atmosphere it creates promotes groupthink and either removes or excludes anything that moves away from that.
I don't mean "hurr its so librul why can't i post about nazis" but really any topic not just politics.
its creates and attracts nauseating people who try to create these "personalities" and gimmicks for themselves to be somewhat known by, it creates all the worst of tripfags here except everyone is one.
its bad enough that the Chinese government has come up with a system of social control incredibly similar to the one used on reddit except for the entire nation, which promotes citizens to ostracise one another rather than have the state do it.
beyond the mentality of people there, the format is also really shitty, boards are either too huge or too small/slow for anything worthwhile, and since users are mods, boards function as little cliques by which they run it like their own little sandboxes.
overall its just a portrait of why the internet as a whole is dying and becoming compartmentalized into a few super-sites.
>>53240094
our little poleaboo (i named him after the famous myth of our times)
>>53240074
Don't forget women ffs. Nothing worse than seeing birds at working men's entertainment. Unless a dance bar of course
>>53240155
fedora
>>53240170
i like it
i vote >>53240125 as our baby
what the fuck happened to mde
>>53240155
i literally can't wrap my head around why someone would care about any website this much
did fargo really happen
och aye
>>yank
>
>the atmosphere it creates promotes groupthink and either removes or excludes anything that moves away from that.
>
>I don't mean "hurr its so librul why can't i post about nazis" but really any topic not just politics.
>its creates and attracts nauseating people who try to create these "personalities" and gimmicks for themselves to be somewhat known by, it creates all the worst of tripfags here except everyone is one.
>its bad enough that the Chinese government has come up with a system of social control incredibly similar to the one used on reddit except for the entire nation, which promotes citizens to ostracise one another rather than have the state do it.
>
>beyond the mentality of people there, the format is also really shitty, boards are either too huge or too small/slow for anything worthwhile, and since users are mods, boards function as little cliques by which they run it like their own little sandboxes.
>
>overall its just a portrait of why the internet as a whole is dying and becoming compartmentalized into a few super-sites.
>>53239958
>personal freedom is inherently left-wing
loving every laugh
Do brits actually still use shag? Never heard one say it in person tBh
>>53240260
They look underaged
>>53240260
2 , 1 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 3
>>53240260
Where's the black one
>>53240288
stalinists/bolsheviks are right wing
>>53240155
>the atmosphere it creates promotes groupthink
go back to reddit, this board is for the red-pilled
>>53240254
I don't like that they fester around in here and treat 4chan as their designated shitting street since "lele its now my REAL website" and they want to let off steam from their reddit account full of lame PC jokes.
>>53239980
What this lad said tbqh >>53240098
>>53240302
Yeah I asked your mum for a shag and she rode me till my todger burst like a geyser
>>53240260
3
1
2
>>53240311
That's just because they're Scottish and under-nourished as a result
>>53240338
In England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18_t-UjESs
choon la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1QOFBNRWs
>>53240390
>>53240389
i just don't know
>>53240350
everyone who does bad thing is right wing
>>53240409
absolutely amazed you managed to do that correctly
>>53240390
I almost want to call this the new thread
>>53240155
most of the people that try to force a personality to get popular end up being banned for breaking some obscure rule no one cares about
>>53240370
I'm bamber bridge myself
>>53240421
nah, commies are shit as well
Lets just stay here for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygzSXn3oxKU
immense choonage
>>53240457
Not too far from there, often nip down to Irongate to watch Brig play.
@53240441
pasta nigger pls
might go to bed just to avoid the new thread confusion
>>53240488
was just listenin to the streets mate. forgot about this song
>>53240599
almost finished his recent autobiography, solid read.
>>53240506
good lord, that thing on the right is the epitome of the phrase "face like a slapped arse"
>>53240649
i might give it a read i know nothing about him. but his lyrics are real cool. obviously he's a chav right? did he have a rough upbringing?
>>53240553
Amazingly, thanks to your surefire gimmick and complete disinterest of the mods, you've won the new thread award
>>53237619
>>53237619
>>53237619
>>53240421
totalitarianism isn't wrong m8
it's all relative and assad is way better than most
>>53240723
no, he grew up in a lower middle class family, it was his area and surroundings (1990s Birmingham) that were rough. yeah you should read it it's a top book, "the story of the streets" is the name.
need one of them dongle thingies so play music from my iphone on the car radio
>>53240812
cool thanks checking it out now
WHAT FUCKING THREAD ARE WE IN
>>53240787
rasheed
>>53241046
don't know
>>53241046
take your pick :^)
theres plenty to choose from :^)))))
its epic!!
>>53241122
Hello Reddit
>>53238461
Nah, she was 15 in this picture.