The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit edition
>get arrested for having an abortion in Ireland
>get send to an "all women" prison
>get raped in jail by a pre-op tranny who has been sent to a female prison for political correctness reasons
>get pregnant again
Could make a decent story.
>tfw keep missing oppurtunities for fun with girls
>tell girl i dreamt that we held hands
>she says we can do it but I decline
>she finds out I got a footjob from a friend
>few days later she offers to let me massage her feet but I decline
>go out drinking
>she asks to dance with me but I decline
How do I stop being such a bender
>Tit's don't interest me at all, I'm an assman
Mate you have no consideration for my ears I turned it down when I heard the inhalation or else my ears would have went bang
just lump this post in with this image thanks, a twofer
>"Charlotte's just bounced a lamb, clean off Gaz's face!"
what level of dox
because i accidentally found his full name, but didn't post it because i'm not a bastard
did he actually end up getting his work gf?
last time i saw him he had just asked for her drinks
nah m8 not gonna dox him again
>not even a /brit/ failed normie that shags or pulls when drunk but a social disaster when sober
literally me irl lads
it was his full name and a link to the 192 page with his family members name's on and postcode
But i'm always nervous that i'll mess up and she or others will laugh at me. A few times we've gone for drinks together and she's put her hand on my thigh a lot and people say I should make a move but i'm too nervous
Kek lads someone in /g/ trying to make a fedora post filter in light of yesterday's /brit/ threads
>half of the images in /int/ generals are fedora images which means you have to swap threads almost twice as often and it's annoying more than anything, and has went on for months at this point
Probably a fucking yank, too
yeah his full name is really easy to find unfortunately, found it ages ago when didn't even mean to, but i guess someone just went the extra step of searching it on 192
It could conceivably be done without too much effort. Most fedora posts follow the exact same recipe:
>entire post repeated in greentext + fedora pic
You could just write a script that detects posts that have identical bodies of text, save for the > at the beginning. Yeah you wouldn't catch ALL fedoraposts but you'd get a good amount and it's less work than designing a resource-heavy neural network to correctly identify hat pictures.
>called my dad to tell him some exciting news
>he said he'd call me back in a few minutes
>it's been half an hour
>Implying my extra flag isn't a red herring
>tfw watch NHK with my dad when i go over to his place
its never this interesting. it's always just old weebs writing haikus, and female jap reporters going overseas and engaging in other cultures.
>pretend to struggle opening your bottle of Lipton Ice Tea
>"gee I am just not tough enough to open this refreshing beverage"
>turn to the person to your left
>"are you tough enough?"
>to your right
>"are YOU tough enough?"
>"Who here is tough enough?!"
y'know all those shit unfunny gimmicks that get spammed the most here? "FONT", "gif fuck off", " billionaires out", "Rasheed/Rorke", ">the north *laughing Walsh*"
mostly it's Cornwall.
not to mention he's a weird degenerate fuck that dresses in girls clothes and posts his tiny willy and then tells drug users to "get on the cross".
he spams threads and adds little to actual good banter with the lads since he's a turbovirgin spacker that blows a gasket whenever normies post here
and he watches anime to top it all off
>he spams threads and adds little to actual good banter with the lads since he's a turbovirgin spacker that blows a gasket whenever normies post here
This isn't reddit you bellend
>dresses in girls clothes and posts his tiny willy and then tells drug users to "get on the cross".
>he spams threads and adds little to actual good banter
Sounds pretty banterful to me
ummm yeah no theres no way you could know that for certain. not unless i go faster than the speed of light constant however you cant, nor am i stopping by a black hole anytime soon so like try again sweetheart :) x
>girls on normbiebook who make constant "funny" cat related posts
reading charlottes new book lads, it's an absolutely fantastic read.
Are you the guy who used to constantly post about shagging that prozzie that looks like Susanna Reid? You spent months posting her profile saying what you were going to do to her.
Did you actually shag her?
Good lad. I highly recommend Hollies book too, it's a really inspiring story and I couldn't put it down at the time. Made me look at life in a whole new way.
Not me mate. Don't happen to have a link to the prostitutes page do you haha
The cities of Helsinki and Tallinn, Estonia, have just signed an agreement to develop a rail line connecting the two capitals via a 92-kilometer (57.2 mile) tunnel beneath the Baltic Sea. If all goes to plan, the link could slash journey times: a trip that currently takes one hour and 40 minutes at its very shortest would last just 30 minutes.
The link, costing up to €13 billion (roughly $14 billion), would nonetheless do more than just speed up the flow of goods and people. It would help fashion the two cities into a single metro area. From being lonely siblings waving at each other across the waves, Helsinki and Tallinn could effectively become two centers of a newly unified metropolis of 1.5 million citizens.
Ah shit man, it was from the end of last year and the start of this. She legitimately looked like her too.
He brought it up after we found that video edit of her getting fucked on the presenters sofa and spammed links to it on her official twitter.
I wish I had the link for you. Maybe one of the other guys remembers.
She retired before I worked up the courage to do it
You can smoke the herbal jew without becoming a degenerate stoner in the same way you can drink the alcoholic jew without becoming a degenerate alcoholic.
Being a mentally ill tranny however is inexcusable.
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>a third of all Estonia’s alcohol sales, for example, are bought by Finns who cross the sea on the hunt for cheaper booze.
What if Cornwall and Sershlad haven't been posting because they've both been arrested for doxxing each other
You fucking cock sucker. You spent so long boring us about it and you didn't even do it?
I'm wishing cancer on you with my mind, head cancer.
Reminder that this was Gerrards LAST EVER GAME as a Liverpool player
His last ever memory as a Liverpool Player will be Peter Crouch scoring and the number 6 appearing on the scoreboard, a rare time when he has seen it in relation with Liverpool without it following the number 9
The last ever thing he will hear as a Liverpool player is the shout of the teeth of the Stoke fans (all 3 of the teeth) chattering with laughter as they mock his team
He has had the worst final day at work since the wall builder one day from retirement at Heysel saw his greatest ever wall destroyed by scousers
The last time he ever posts on RAWK as a Liverpool player pretending to be a fan the message will be ''EEYYY NAAAA STEVIE DIDN'T DESERVE THEEIS LADS FOCKIN RODGERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED LA JFT96''
The last locker room he will ever be a part of as a Liverpool player will feature Emre Can crying in the corner while Rodgers assures him that ''When you fall, the only rope that can pull you up is yourself''
The last tannoy announcement he will ever hear as a Liverpool player will be ''The final score, Stoke 6 Liverpool 1! and could the owner of the red Mercedes please go to the front of the stadium, a Liverpool fan stole your hubcaps and then called the car a Munich cunt''
>SLIPPY STAMPY STOKEY G
>SLIPPY STAMPY SIXY G
DID THE MAN EVER WALK???
Like lambs to the slaughter you flock to the charade that was my post.
With dreams and aspirations to find your other half, to lift off your mask, a difficult task,
No sweetheart will be conjured from your response to a post as chances are you will continue to coast.
In my rucksack I hold your (You)s! How will you take this news? It was not I who did choose to freely fold these (You)s! Bah a-te-he-he!
>Adebayor goes to Villa
>Depression he has had since nearly being shot dead at the 2010 World Cup rears its head from being stuck in Birmingham and playing under Micah Richards
>Kills himself on the pitch