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pakis out edition
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moz
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cara
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good edition
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What is the actual need to make the threads so early?
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crayon pop
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>>53224603
t. janny
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me and the gf
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Maisie
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gf just sent me this
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What percentage of brits sound posh?
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Baby i am plump and ripe
Im sweeter than sheperds delight
Sweet like honeysuckle late at night
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>>53224560
She was at a Xmas party, her "unique" feature were accentuated by all the relatively normal people around here

For the first time I honestly believe she is a 6/10 at best
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black slags in
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Need a boyfriend with a cute mouth to cum in and then snog immediately after lads.
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>>53224634
please be in london
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>>53224603
>obediently following the rules that were placed only upon /brit/ and not any other general
off you go to /cum/ or something if you don't like it cucks
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>>53224652
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Give me a darkie missus
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>>53224637
11
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me
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NIGGER LOVERS OUT
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>>53224677
weirdo

>>53224637
all southerners 30%
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>>53224563

i like your edition.
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was watching a gangbang porn and one of the men's cumshots looked like marmalade or something

bit disgusting 3bh
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>>53224668
bit gay that
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Said I had a doctors appointment to my boss to get out if work early today desu
time to sleep lmao
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>>53224716
Girl on the right looks like me

btm im a girl
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Londoners should have their own general and fuck off desu
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>>53224677
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>got gf
>literally wont' be able to see her outside of class until next saturday
JUST
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>>53224676
but it actually turned out to be decent

no need to make a new thread after 300 posts
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>>53224733
>picture of an asian (or is it a black man) on the phone.png
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>>53224766
oh god not this vile specimen again
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>>53224773
no need to reveal yourself janny
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heh ... australia mentioned
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Fresh pic of poleaboos waifu
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>>53224759
looks like the government has decided to switch on the internet for the north so they can use their 1 hour daily allowance lads
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>>53224772
FONT FOYT
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>>53224759
>londoners leave
>suddenly /brit/ is paki free
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>>53224811
Horse. A literal 4/10.

>risking going into prison for bestiality

lol pakis
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>>53224745

i dont belieb you
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>>53224811
Called the detective
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg&ab_channel=SmashingPumpkinsVEVO

don't you wish you were an american in 1979
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Really want a qt shy black gf
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Gary
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>>53224912
yes?
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>>53224563

this is why pakis and afghans are shit:

http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
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sometimes when i cum after a night of heavy drinking i literally cripple myself when i ejaculate
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>>53224901
>black
>is clearly more white
>still a minger

haha
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nth for /balt/
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>>53224947
>white
>is clearly a beta
>still a virgin

haha
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>>53224912
gimmick noted
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>>53224715
do you count west country as southern? because theyre not posh
>>53224631
good lad
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I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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James
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>>53224943
ive never had a wank while really drunk

need to give it a shot
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*quietly enters*
*looks around at the occupants*
*nods approvingly*
*jots notes down on notepad*
*leaves*
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>>53224947
Gaybod
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>>53224974
it exceeding difficult because you cant focus on it
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>>53224971
Yes?
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>>53224974
Takes for fucking ever mate
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>>53224959
Someones upset I insulted their shitfu
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>>53224959
t. triggered
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Good day for Poleaboo
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GARY!
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>>53224943
It always stings like fuck when I piss after wanking drunk.
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been meaning to start this essay for a good two hours now
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>>53225052
mmm?
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sixth time this week
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>>53224974
It always stings like fuck when I piss after wanking drunk.
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>>53224974

it would probably be messy
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>>53225036
what rank are you
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>>53225052
lmao you dont understand the gimmick

fucking ignoramus get some class
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Chris
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>>53225034
who dat

snapchat name?
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Anyone here thinking of leaving the country when their older?

I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Singapore.
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any of you lads watching agdq?
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Might put a cucumber up my arse.
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>the lads on /polska/ referred to Poleaboos waifu as a "pale nigger" and "Sid from Ice Age"
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>>53224997
>>53225009
is it the same with sexual intercourse
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>>53225131
i'd just like somewhere hot i think. hate winter tbd
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>Speaks in the third person
>Dangerously bipolar, has two personalities, can go from extremely grateful and appreciative to violent and screeching within moments
>Pities himself, hates himself
>Stalks people
>Pathetic, commits disgusting acts in public and private
>Smells rotten
>Obsessed with something he considers precious

lads, why is Ribena so weird?
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>>53225122
Wish I knew mate, found her on a random tumblr
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>>53225140
>agdq
that's not even a word lad
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>>53225107
8, fell from 6 trying to finish a quest yesterday

Hit rank 1, 3, 3 in the last 3 seasons
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>>53225131
Hong Kong is nice but I wouldn't wanna live there tbf
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>>53225165
>t. Poleaboo
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>>53225165
>Smells rotten
you don't know that
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any of you lads watching gtzq?
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>>53225107
level 4 imam
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>>53225195
awesome games done quick m8
speedrun stream for charity
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>>53225131
Would like to live somewhere either really cold or really hot in the middle of nowhere in Burgerland, Leafland or Bruceland desu
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browsing r/TheRedPill hahah
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>>53225165
>violent and screeching within moments
Don't remember this but it sound kekworthy.
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>>53225225
you fucking stink of piss and rotting vegetables lad
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>>53225131
hong kong singapore or australia
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>browsing r/TheRedPill hahah
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>>53225034
wish she was under my tree on xmas dey
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>>53225165
Posts like this are what make me apprehensive about meeting him.
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redpill me on ribena lads
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>had a dream
>getting sexy with a girl
>keep fucking up she keeps getting annoyed
>eventually she just goes on instagram and pretends to ignore me
J-just like real life
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>>53225246
after the manchester fiasco he threatened to stab us all and called us cockroaches
was very lel
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>>53225249
Maybe a few months ago but Poleaboo has been a toilet user since late September
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>>53225306
why would you meet him you mong? he's clearly psychotic.
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redpill me on the janny lads
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>>53225275
whats wrong with you

why have you suddenly started behaving like this

its unseemly
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bluepill me on the EU guys
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You'll laugh at me but I need to get this off my chest.

Ruined things with this Indian girl from Ireland that I was chatting up. She was fucking perfect, cute, intelligent, a bit weird, massively my type.

We were talking about her family back in India (she went to visit them over Christmas) and how they live and I wrote 'DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS' and she thought I was being racist.

Yeah. It all escalated from there. I'm not even racist desu but she was really sensitive about it.
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>>53225131
Not when I'm older but when i'm about 23 yeah.

I want to go to asia, but not to one of the more orderly/developed countries like HK or Singapore, more like Cambodia or India or China for a couple years.
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lads I need your help once again
can you tell me what is being said at
https://youtu.be/uBp18wJFPKk?list=LLON30DcF-I-koyiR2_KK6dg&t=486
8:07 "I have a [INAUDIBLE] that the idea that the Iraq war..."
https://youtu.be/wI21JyzgBYo?list=ULj4aMiEPju7A&t=252
4:12
>your daughter, I don't think it [INAUDIBLE] 500 pounds
https://youtu.be/oXLE-Om3SKs?list=ULwI21JyzgBYo&t=36
0:36
>when you say something that has like, any little bit of [fercieshesness?? how the fuck do you spell that] in it
https://youtu.be/_ZxyGyHFF28?t=225
3:45
>because of the [handy little hammers? wtf] and others out there
I mean, damn, I'm usually pretty good at understanding TV shows, but sometimes I just can't hear shit
I know, I know, a lot of you folks are probably /pol/acks who will shit on me for watching this show, but still
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>>53225329
all my sexual dreams are also incredibly unfulfilling
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>>53225340
>DESIGNATED PISSING BOTTLES
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>>53225131
>>53225161
>>53225206
>>53225238
>>53225262
>>53225368


Why the FUCK are you abandoning your homeland in her time of need?

Traitorous cucks the lot of you.
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>>53225367
>Ruined things with this Indian girl
stopped reading there famalam
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>>53225131
>their older
Fuck off
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>>53225165
>being on any board on 4chan
>calling others weird
When's your next meeting with your psychiatrist?
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>>53225367

indians aren't a race.
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>>53225399
he's literally smeagol
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>>53225388
it's sunk mate
i'd rather hop off than inevitably go down with the ship
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>>53225350
i don't have any friends
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>>53225367
This never happened
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>>53225388
woah woah woah I was saying not to move to Hong Kong you nervous nelly
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>>53225238

brits get bored here becuase of our "lack of culture". we dont even know what that means. inb4 abusive replies.
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Wew, didn't think I'd get a reply
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>>53225444

you dont need any
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>i'm a loser and blame the country i live in rather than myself
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>>53225335
Literally the equivalent to Gollums "betrayal" by Frodo in Two Towers.
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>>53225388
the pakis have won.

Come to where the homeland thrives
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/brits-taking-over-perths-north/story-e6frg12c-1226431560522
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>>53225386
>404: memory not found
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lol at this bitch
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>>53225466
you're like America. everything is an artificial glib facsimile.
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>>53225466
>we dont even know what that means
there's literally nothing for bloody miles and drugs are expensive
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>>53225395
>Fuck off

I made one spelling mistake and I get castrated?

Got anything better to do with your life?
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>>53225476
perfect opener mate, couldn't put it better myself
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Put my CV on totaljobs and CVLibrary the other day and woke up to 4 missed calls from employers/agents
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>>53225373
lads please respond
I feel like shit because of this
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>>53225367
>Ruined things with this Indian girl
good lad
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>>53225131

ive been to singapore and thought it was very nice. especially if you like warm weather. dont key any cars though because the police will literally whip you if youre caught.
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>>53225486
>it's my fault i wasn't alive at the time we decided to let in pakis after ww2
>it's my fault everybody else voted blair and let in even more pakis and pc
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just posted a status:

Great picture
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>you're like America. everything is an artificial glib facsimile
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>>53225536
how do cvs even work

mine would literally just be my a levels and degree
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*while no one is looking i get up from my egg chair and pretend to stretch*
right i'll just use the loo real quick lads
*walks over to the Caps Lock Switch*
*looks around*
*turns it on AND BREAKS THE SWITCH*
HAHA ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH, LADS.
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>>53225510
fuck off with your big fancy words
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>>53225544
>dont key any cars though
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>>53225476
lottie you're a hottie
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>>53225466
Probably because you're all thick, simple cunts whose heads have been baked from the unnatural heat who can only dig rocks and grill meat and do other simple tasks and luckily you have managed to eke out an economy and a culture from these things.

Look how few good novelists, bands, painters, composers, films, etc come from Australia despite it being a large third world country.
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When you go to lab and there's nobody there wahey
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>>53225592
it's "lottie you hottie" you fucking retard
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U AINT EVEN LORD OF YA YARD
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>>53225629
i do believe thats a gimmick
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choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4
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need my medium cock sucked
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i be on the street tryna re
they tryna get a retweet
all these ring traps no naps
why won't they let me sleep
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>>53225643
i (along with another unnamed casanova) pioneered it so dont you dare question me on it
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>>53225565

Put all your extracurricular activities, placements, internships and summer jobs in there

t. turbonormie
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new MDE lads but its a charls one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXpmirTs5bE
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why is it that in 90% of profiles on okcupid, women say something about how sarcastic they are or how much they love sarcasm? don't get it desu
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>extracurricular activities, placements, internships and summer jobs
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>hating on australia

they are literally our cousins. GOAT ally.
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>>53225565
>not starting your own business
enjoy being a wageslave lmao
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doin a poo
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>>53225657
that was me
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Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...

i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn

what am i?.
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Anyone got any good multiple creampie videos I should watch?
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>>53225476
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>>53225729
haha
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>>53225732
zZzZzZ well then you should be able to retell it verbatim you dummy
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alri lads? haven't been here since last year lmao, any new memes?
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>>53225734
14cm dick
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got 3 hours of sleep lads
haha
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>>53225781
Yeah mate your mum haha
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>>53225734
a fag
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>>53225713
Only on 4chan, Aussies irl couldn't care less about the UK, they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity.
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>>53225781
>haven't been here since last year
why not
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listening to SOAD
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>>53225797
nobody asked
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Look at her fucking mates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-4znZWcjH4
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>>53225781
ur mam
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>>53225817
>they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity
only some of them, a lot are still pretty firmly pro-Commonwealth
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>>53225817
>Aussies irl couldn't care less about the UK, they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity.

thats just a meme tBh.
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>>53225820
Rasheed
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>>53225827
5/10
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>>53225819
mind your own business cunt.

x


>>53225817
well shit, look at the state of you lot and Europe. Why would we want to associate with a bunch of muslim appeasers?

we stopped the boats you havent
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god damn

you just like my chain

you just like the swing
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>>53225827
BELFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>listening to SOAD
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>>53225827
Beta orbiters
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>>53225399
>When's your next meeting with your psychiatrist?

mine is in a couple of weeks desu
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What's FUT like on Fifa 16 lads? Never done it before
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>>53225874
ok sensitive sam
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>>53225836
JOY
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American here
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top 10 bro countries:

>1. Australia
>2. Canada
>3. New Zealand
>4. USA
>5. Denmark
>6. Netherlands
>7. Nepal
>8. South Africa
>9. Switzerland
>10. Japan

>9001. France
>9002. Saudi Arabia
>9003. Scotland
>
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>>53225836
can you stop changing your name so it's easier to filter your constant drivel please? at least get a trip
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Lmao
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>>53225893
wat have you guys been diagnosed with
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>>53225874
A lot of people here wish we could have your immigration system though.
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>>53225827
god brits are such faggots
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>>53225937
normieitis
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>>53225925
>the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of Scotland
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>>53225937
DAMPP tbqh senpai thought my psych was takin the mick
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>>53225937

the meme disease (depression)
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>>53225865
>>53225859
Really?

This >>53225874 is the Aussie mindset towards the UK now.

It's a shame, we were close but we're going in separate directions and have been for a long time. The next generation of Aussies and Brits will have even less in common with each other than we do.
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wouldnt mind being maths professor with tenure in a comfy uni research setting tBh
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Reminder that people who are brave enough to see a psychiatrist are normies.
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>>53226009
alright then nerd
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>>53225925

>9003. Scotland
fuck off juan
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>i study lots of different numbers
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>>53225165
People with bipolar don't have two personalities you stupid cunt, we go from manic to major depression.

Poleaboo is definitely not bipolar. People with bipolar are very charasmatic when they are manic.

t. bipolar
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kek
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>>53226020

this. i'm 27 and too nervous to even phone up to get a doctors appointment.
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>>53225373
a-alright, i guess i'll have to ask /cum/
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>>53225940
Well maybe you should listen to Farage then.

>>53225994
Nah, my city is chocker block full of poms. We have good banter amongst us. We're still close lad.
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>>53226040
scotland has ruined our country by inspiring cataloonies to crave sweet pointless independence and f-ing us in the a in the process
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want a gf who collects wrestling toys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uawg_fsrLcA
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>>53226061
god i hope i don't turn into you when i'm older
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>>53226118
no offense haha
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>>53226083
m8 i can't be bothered with that shit
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>>53225925
Scotland isn't a country.
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dont have much sympathy for those with supposed mental illnesses
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>>53226110
probably live 2 miles from her i'm having heart palpitations HELP
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>>53225976
>laughing at your ancestors
Bad lad
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>>53226159
i imagine irish people get very bitter that more people think scotlands a country than people think ireland is
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>>53225373
>8:07

maybe "i was there"
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>>53226118
You won't, you'll be a unique person with your own reasons for being pathetic
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Had a dream about the VERY cute central European girl who works at kfc
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>>53226089
its a load of shit though isnt it?, you guys arent going to give them it even if they vote in favour right?
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>>53226183

her name is hayley
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>>53226055
>people will pledge about $100 for a funny video
amazing
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>>53226224
good post
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>>53226202
No not really. Btw I support Basque independence.
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>>53225373
>4:12

maybe "doesnt sound"
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>>53226258
Basque independance makes perfect sense. They aren't Indo-Europeans.
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Alri lads?
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>>53226228
depends on who gets into power, we're gonna have a coalition government or another election, if the lefty coalition gets in they'll give em a referendum, if the PP and Citizens get in it'll be a devomax situation
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>>53226280
not any more
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>>53225373
1. no clue (stairsharly?)
2. sends out (i think)
3. facetiousness
4. handy little hammers (not sure what he meant by that)
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>>53226258
sorry man just tryna rustle some jimmies, i'm a brit abroad but i'm studying politics (meme-tier) here so ask anything you want about the political sitch of spain and i'll try give you a proper answer.
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>get answerphone message from recruitment agent
>sounds fit
>google her
>she's fit as fuck
>scared to call back now
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might have a cheeky nap

not sure though x
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NIGE
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>>53226280
It was all going so well
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>>53225373

>0:36

facetiousness
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>>53226329
what makes a nap "cheeky"?
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>>53225994
well he's got a point you haven't stopped the boats.

>The next generation of Aussies and Brits will have even less in common with each other than we do.

i've pondered this for a while and i believe this is completely wrong.
imo our strongest link is derived from the sports we share which isn't on the decline, and if anything will increase as A-League football is increasing here (and furthermore premiere league). cricket's still the national sport and isn't going anywhere which just reinforces our ties, then you've got rugby which is a safe 3rd for most popular sport (after AFL).
there are other factors such as:
- we're still taught traditional english
- the ethos of our private schools are identical to your public (private?) schools
- migration between our 2 nations are still huge
- our culture (which is embraced universally) is heavily entwined with yours (you can see this in the mutual use of slang here on /brit/ -> "wahey", etc).

is australia drifting towards american influence? of course but what country isn't? i however contend that we've started to reach an equilibrium. i mean ask yourself why we come to /brit/ and not /cum/? i've seen it numerous times but we just get on a significantly lot better with poms/kiwis than we do the americans and canadians.
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>>53226204
>>53226264
>>53226308
>>53226342
thank you lads
well i guess when even native speakers aren't sure of what's being said you can definitely say that the people in the video are inarticulate fucks
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>>53226357
the same thing that makes a nandos cheeky

yanks eh? when will they learn.
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austrailians r gay ha aha
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>>53226388
>native speakers
don't think any of those aussies speak yank tbqh
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frogs? i've been calling em chazzwozzers
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Mummy just came up and told me she's very proud of me learning the guitar and she can hear it down stairs

didn't ask her how much GBP it was worth but i'll be having tendies tonight
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>>53225373

try clicking the "cc" closed caption button
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>>53224634
>Reading her BBC article
Sort of bitter-sweet really. Shit that something like that just happened to her but at the same time remarkably admirable the way she persevered regardless.
And here I am complaining about no gf all the time yet making no real effort to get one when I really stand a far greater chance than her of ever acquiring a partner.
Okay /Seriouspost
Back to the Gimmicks lads.
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>>53226388
teach me pyccкий now
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>>53226452
worst gimmick of 2016
rethink your life
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>>53226490
What gimmick?
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>>53226431
What a post!
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>>53226464
She will get a bf easily
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>>53226357
figured it out. it's when you nap when you aren't supposed to because you have important shit to do, so you are being "cheeky" by saying fuck it and napping anyway
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>>53226464
She seemed like a pretty great person on The Undateables tbf
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>>53226530
wrong

angloboo
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https://www.fb.com/boylesports/videos/10153847132867277/ bless her haha
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>>53226490
so much this
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not liking this "incompetent gimmick posting" gimmick tbqh
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brand new groundbreaking gimmick in the works lads
1. purchase fedora
2. take typical fedora pic
3. wait for someone to make a silly post
4. green text their post with the picture of me accompanying
5. repeat steps 3 and 4
6. everyone is posting this funny fedora pic but no one knows it's really me ahahaha
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>>53225937

schizophrenia and major depression. whats worse is anxiety though. but with med pretty comfy.
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>>53226452
very good lad

ive been learning a few choons on keyboard recently

it's so rewarding learning an instrument

wish i would of tried harder when i was younger so i'd be really good by now 2bh
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>>53226582
I'll investo 10 yous but I want 30 percent
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>Get asked out for lunch
>Girl stares at her phone the whole time reading some random magazine while answering questions and responding to my attempts to make conversation while never taking the initiative herself

Why bother asking me out then for fucks sake
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@53226508
@53226560
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>>53225529
>Got anything better to do with your life?
I'm on /brit/

What do you think
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wrote a really large block of text and i did not get a single fucking (You) for it ffs
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>>53226593
What meds are you on phamalam?

anti-psychotics are well grim
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business idea: provoke ethnic tensions in third world countries until they become wars and then sell both sides military equipment for a healthy profit
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>>53226530
ffs hahaha
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>>53226553
>angloboo

why else would i be in this godforsaken general
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>>53226596
I never had the patience when I was younger 2bh
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might go flick the bean x
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>>53226663
shitty /brit/ band when
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnQZgy87SOM
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>>53226650
trying to escape the cultural chasm of your own country
iktf bro
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http://oddshot.tv/shot/lotharhs-2016010714854681
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>>53226675
Hampshire
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>>53226675
need any help
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http://thetab.com/uk/cambridge/2016/01/05/stop-poly-bashing-please-64335
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>>53226675
wollongong
>>
>mum gets a dog despite lacking the proper empathy and patience for owning a pet and having no experience with animals of any kind
>dog is untrained
>gets walked by me because I know she never walks it
>dog is extremely fond of pissing and shitting on the living room rug
>living room (that I never go in) reeks of stale urine
>yesterday mum buys a new rug to replace the old one that is sodden with piss and shit stains
>"alright anon from now on [dog] is not allowed in the living room without you or I in there with it"
>alright mum
>diligently adhere to this rule, making sure the dog is never in there alone
>today: mum has already completely forgotten about her own rule
>look in the living room
>massive dog shit scattered all over the new rug

I can hear her flipping her shit downstairs right now. Normies never fail to amuse me.
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>>53226675
hassan761: checjk dm
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tbf tho not sure i can do this essay at home as half of it i know nothing about, need the uni library
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>>53226675
MY CURRENT DOMICILE
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>>53226720
>hassan
rasheed
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>>53226696
Did he die
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>>53226374
Well hopefully we'll leave the EU next year and we'll be halfway sorted.

Still not hopeful about us maintaining ties with you though, it's pretty inevitable at some point that former colonies will drift away, form more of their own identity and feel a bit weird about having so much to do with the old country, hence the talk about getting rid of the monarchy and the cuckstamp.

We share a love of footy with the likes of Brazil and Mexico, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share a love of cricket with the likes of India and Pakistan, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share a common language with the likes of Jamaica and Nigeria, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share similar schooling systems with the likes of Hong Kong, doesn't mean we're similar to them.

We can't be bros forever when we're on opposite sides of the world, when immigration is changing the face of our countries, when we're forced to take different economic paths.
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i believe this predisposition where many brits itt view as being americanised has in the past, and will continue to cause, quite the bipartition tBh

>>53226675
sydney
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>>53226688
We talked about this before and had 3 drummers
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>>53226717
proper dog trainer can fix that problem easily matey, probably first of second session.
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>>53226717
your mum's not a just a normie she's a fucking idiot
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just did a bong and have an exam at midday tomorrow lads, what am i like ;)

also,
>/brit/ band, pick your instrument
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>>53226675
r u a grill
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>>53226675
do u have whatsapp?? my whatsapp +8801761607158
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>>53226787
masculine vagina
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>>53226045
So what mental illness does Poleaboo have?
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>>53226786
drums
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>>53226773
we have a keyboard player and guitarist now though

just need of those drummers and a singer and we're snorted.
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>>53226786
think you mean bog instead of bong
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>>53225570

this poster need a (you). here you go...
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>>53226605
she was drunk
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>>53226786
Vocals
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>>53226675
r u marry baby u r most beaautiful i will bring u to india 2 marry me

>>53226821
I'll b the singer as well as string box
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>>53226714
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED
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>>53226777
I don't doubt that. You'd have a hard time convincing my mum of that though because, as I say, she has no idea what it means to be a responsible pet owner. I give her absolutely no help because she chose to get the dog without consulting me. The only reason I walk it is because I feel sorry for it.

>>53226778
Agreed but it still makes me laugh.
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>>53226786
samefag, claiming trumpet
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>>53226045
>People with bipolar are very charasmatic when they are manic.
He managed to get 2 jobs when he needed to and land himself in a position to live with 2 female flatmates.
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>>53225602
>Look how few good novelists, bands, painters, composers, films, etc come from Australia despite it being a large third world country.

sadly true.
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>>53226810
anti-social personality disorder
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>>53226829
>(you)ing yourself
pathetic convict behaviour
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>>53226786
>smoking weed the day before will affect your performance
r u dumb
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>tfw just got woken up by a phone call from a recruiter asking when i'm free for interviews

need to fix my sleeping schedule, my voice sounded like shit on the phone
>>
>in terms of league tables, research and reputation, Cambridge trumps ARU. Everyone oohs when you say the name Cambridge, we’re known world-wide and we get an extremely rigorous academic education.

>But does that necessarily make the student experience at Cambridge superior? I don’t think so.

what
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thanks for the help Australia, you're being really nice today
can i get little more help?
https://youtu.be/uBp18wJFPKk?list=ULWaJgQJeDye4&t=776
12:57
>Am i inflaming you now? [INAUDIBLE maybe "you don't have much?] if you have to think about that
>>53226466
sure m8 gimme your skype
>>53226623
iktf brother, here's one for you
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>>53224974
Pun intended?
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>>53226900
CAMBRIDGE MENTIONED AGAIN
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>>53226855
well nice ne for taking care of it, make ut your maybe and take it with you when you leave. A loyal dog well trained to balance hilarious things on its head is a pussy magnet.
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>>53226758
>>We share a love of footy with the likes of Brazil and Mexico, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share a love of cricket with the likes of India and Pakistan, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share a common language with the likes of Jamaica and Nigeria, doesn't mean we're similar to them; we share similar schooling systems with the likes of Hong Kong, doesn't mean we're similar to them.

this is a good point however they don't have an anglo majority built upon anglo culture.
i'd be interested in seeing the cultural fabric of australia in a 50, 100, or 200 years.
regardless, it's not like we're a nation of anglophiles who adore the UK -- it's just that we're comfortable with our heritage as we've all grown up in it. that heritage just so happens to draw extensive roots from the UK.
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>>53226859
Yeah but he was spilling spaghetti everywhere and he's constantly depressed, if he was ever manic he would be in an elevated state, it feels like you are on speed.

>Extreme, grandiose self-esteem; a perceived connection with god; belief in god-like powers
>Extreme elation or irritability
>Spending or gambling sprees, drug use, dramatic increase in sexual behavior
>A rapid stream of ideas thought to be brilliant
>Either behavior with extreme focus on goals or complete >Not sleeping, or sleeping very little
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>>53226786
also i'll be producer
t. reason, logic and fruity loops pro
>>
DUDE
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>>53226420
the fuck is a nando
>>
DSM IV-TR

The APA's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fourth edition, text revision (DSM IV-TR), defines antisocial personality disorder (Cluster B):[7]

A) A pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others, occurring since age 15 years, as indicated by three or more of the following:

failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
deception, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.


Literally poleaboo
>>
WEED
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>>53226675

FREMANTLE
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>>53226957
2 2 chicken
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>>53226876
it's a shitty exam on something i've studied for 2 years but is a 3rd year module here so i gots dis
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LMAO
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>mum says there bolognese
>literally can't find it anywhere
>isn't respondeding to my texts

fucksake
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>>53226957
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Just pinched a beer out of daddy's secret fridge while he is at work.
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>>53226972
YOU MIGHT SEE ME IN A 'RARI
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>>53226891

I'm taking pyrazolam to calm myself down for the 4 callbacks I'm about to make
>>
Am about to commence the rolling of a rizla containing tobacco and also some illegal herbs
Would like it if you didn't inform the authorities about this.
>>
>>53226957
FOY

>>53226967
MENTIONED
thats where my uni is tbqhwy
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Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
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>>53225817
>they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity

not true. its mainly the non-anglos behind this.
>>
i like to describe myself with two words; one is '/brit/', and the other is 'lord'
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>>53226957

Nando's is an international casual dining restaurant chain originating from South Africa, with a Mozambican/Portuguese theme.[1] Founded in 1987, Nando's operates about 1,000 outlets in 30 countries.[2][3]
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>>53227004
>>
Had a dream a few nights ago that I found a bag with 3 or 4 nugs of weed in it. It was quite exciting and I was a little disappointed when I woke up.

I don't smoke weed but if I was a normie with contacts then I would be keen to do it on the reg.
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>>53227023
weeds for niggers
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>>53227023
Go Amsterdam mate, like £30 return on EasyJet
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>>53227023
roll mine famalam i'll blaze a fathead of some pukka cheese with you and we can just jam and shitpost together x
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>>53227003
Where do you get your pyraz from? It's always quite expensive. It was going to be the first RC I tried then I put off the idea for a while. Then months later I picked up some clonazolam and it's heaps, heaps too strong for anything other than getting completely monged.

Should have just got some etiz and pyrazolam way back then.
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>>53226957

they have some in chicago
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>>53227059
copenhagen/christiania is good too, amsterdam felt too hectic tbħ
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>>53227059
haha chance would be a fine thing
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>>53227055

Weed is one thing that unites the races
>>
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>>53225827

wish i had friend. even if they were losers.
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>>53226930
>A rapid stream of ideas thought to be brilliant
Comic book company, write a novel based on life experiences, the Apprentice candidate, move to Romania and become President

>Either behavior with extreme focus on goals or complete
>Not sleeping, or sleeping very little
That whole phishing thing and focus on revenge when really mad. Couldn't sleep until early morning.
>>
Going to the shop, want anything lads?
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>>53227059

DUDE
>>
>>53227059
Utrecht is better toobyhaytch
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>>53227095
have you been there? i want to go tbf
sounds like it's only really only tiny district where stuff is happening though
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>>53227068

BuckledBonzi has it.
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>>53227124
chance would be a fine thing
>>
what cereal cafe do you frequent /brit/?
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>>53227111
SUZANNE ULSTERWOMAN
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>>53227124
cornetto. if you give me vanilla, i send it back. if you give me chocolate, i send it back.
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hows that girlfriend coming along /brit/?
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>>53227111
>unable to afford to travel to England

what
>>
>you will never touch a breast

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452178179614.jpg

why exist
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>>53227195
haha chance would be a fine thing
>>
>>53227161
>[your text]
fedora.jpg
>>
really really really wish northern ireland wasn't a country lads
don't care if the south joined the UK or a reunified republic of Ireland
just stop this meme '''''''''''''country''''''''' please
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>>53227195
please stop
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>>53227197
>Poorthern Ireland
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>>53227218
>>53227218
>>53227218

n00b
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>>53227195
i cant believe she just stopped messaging me

haha i am still so salty. i unironically (that means without the use of irony) did some hacking of snapchat so i could watch her story to make sure no guys were in it.
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>>53227071
Mate I've been chicago yeah and they had this place there fuck if I can remember the name it was like Noodle something like Noodle Hut maybe? that's just Pizza Hut with noodles though so probs not haha but yeah it was Noodle something, could've been just Noodles know I think about it, anyway yeah they did like every kind of "noodles" as a take away yeah, you know like stuff that we wouldn't call noodles but I guess is noodles if you're yank like you know spaghetti and that haha but mate they do a proper good like teriyaki chicken thing, I had it like twice
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>hang out with normies
>they all fucking smoke
>i'm not totally against it so they give me a ciggie too
>wahey, i'm a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""social smoker""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" now
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>>53227195
not sure if i even want a gf anymore 2bh
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>>53227111
>get arrested for having an abortion in Ireland
>get send to an "all women" prison
>get raped in jail by a pre-op tranny who has been sent to a female prison for political correctness reasons
>get pregnant again

This could make a decent story.
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>>53227216
link to the post?
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>>53227195
getting kind of sick of mine actually, don't tell her though
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>>53227135
i have a m8 there so saw a bit more. That areas the best bit but there is more of the city, the areas got cafes and a park and stuff so would fill a weekend even if you just stuck to that bit and the seafront
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>>53226638

i take risperidone. just come of seroquel. they arnt that bad. not too many side effects and im keeping my weight under control. theyve let me keep a job for a couple of years and keep my shit together. could be worse.
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>>53227244
that's how we all start senpai
be careful
it's a vicious cycle
i remember when i 'only smoked when i'm drunk'
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>>53226089

dont spaniards like a good f in the a?
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>>53226061

thats what parents are for
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>>53227414
ayy ;)
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>>53227283
>haha chance would be a fine thing
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>>53226870

>>(you)ing yourself

i did bloody well not thankyou very much
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fake sershlad name gimmick is me when i'm on mobile btw lads haha
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>>53226906

click the closed caption button on the bottom right "cc".
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>>53225931
hehe
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