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bants edition
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cara a shit
anime a shit
JFs a shit
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what's for lunch laddos?

i'm having bolognese
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>>53221804
me on the right
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hate pakis desu
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>>53221632
this is the real holy grail of (You)s
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/S61318297#p61318865
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got until monday to prepare a 10 min presentation on whether or not primates should be used in scientific research lads. think thats doable? havent started yet
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>>53221845
Lentil soup that my mum has made.
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not getting hard as well as I should

might need to lay off wanking for a few days
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>>53221845
thinking what danish bolognese isn't like makes me feel sick
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>>53221862
all me
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>>53221860
rorke
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>>53221845
leftover meatballs

god tier
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>>53221468
Most Muslims in the UK aren't doctors, if they were there would be no problem.

We don't need fucking paki shops or taxi drivers though, they can go home.
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>>53221893
found the paki
fuck off
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>>53221866
First slide: "It's a really big decision and honestly it shouldn't be down to a single undergraduate lad like myself".

Then throw up a banterhand, wink at the audience, log off and take your seat again.
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>Hundreds of miners from local collieries rushed to Aberfan, especially from the nearby Merthyr Vale Colliery, as well as miners from Deep Navigation Colliery and Taff Merthyr Colliery in the neighbouring Taff Bargoed Valley, and also from pits across the South Wales coalfield, many in open lorries with their shovels in their hands, but by the time those miners reached the site, there was little they could do. A few children were pulled out alive in the first hour, but no survivors were found after 11 a.m
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>>53221804
Is that a man or a woman?
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>>53221943
serves those subhuman welsh cunts right
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>>53221963
It's a Hmmmm.
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>>53221963
yeah
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just woke up lmao
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Lads......
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>>53221963
whatever you want it to be x
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Could REALLY do with my willy sucked
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>>53221943
Stop reading disaster articles on wiki.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
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Muslim doctors are proof you don't need to be smart to be a doctor
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>>53222033
Rorke
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eating breakfast when im meant to be having lunch hjahahahah what am i like lads x
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>>53221943
When I posted that in the old thread nobody replied yet now you're getting all the (You)s

(You) cunt
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>>53221963
delete this post
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>>53222042
paki scum
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Thoughts?
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>>53222033
Rorke
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Kill all the pakis
Kill all the jews
Kill all the gypos
Kill all the irish
Black lads are sound though
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>>53222042
Rasheed
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imagine if there was only white people
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>>53222082
nonce
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>>53222074
paki
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fagots!
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>>53222082
Bizarro Rorke
>>53222087
>>53222091
>>53222069
>>53222113
Rorke
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>>53222033
you cant be a muslim and a doctor

its an oxymoron
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>>53222130
paki
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mad how it's normal for lasses here to wear basketball tops but imagine american lasses in a stoke top with jon walters on the back
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>>53222125
VERY good post
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When Queen Lizzy passes, I'd rather Charles abdicate in favour of Prince Philip tbqhwyl
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>>53222152
fnks
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> Vertebrate species separated for this long will generally undergo allopatric speciation.[101] Evolutionary biologist James W. Valentine predicted that if humanity has been dispersed among genetically isolated space colonies over this time, the galaxy will host an evolutionary radiation of multiple human species with a "diversity of form and adaptation that would astound us".[102] (This would be a natural process of isolated populations, unrelated to potential deliberate genetic enhancement technologies.)

fucking hell lads what if we're the first species ever in the universe? all those different parts of space we (assumingly and eventually) colonise give way to the different alien species that we see in science fiction? haha fucking mental
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>>53222074
>>53222042
Ali rasheed
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>>53222143
>in a stoke top with jon walters on the back
literally gibberish
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>>53222134
>>53222140
Rorke
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The dude almost died and he is still pouting and making a duck face

FUCKING WHAT LMAO
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>>53222143
walters is bringing soccer home
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Why does this irishman keep posting?
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>>53222163
which one's philip again? it's hard to keep track since the royal family have all used the same like 10 names for centuries
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>>53222143
I actually know a fat Yank bloke who supports Stoke and wears a Stoke shirt. Well weird.
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>>53222217
Queen Lizzy's husband
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>>53222134
an oxymoron is something that only appears to be untrue
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>>53222222
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>>53222178
A Stoke city top with Walters printed on the back of it
Makes perfect sense you stupid fat cunt
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alright which one of you cunts did this lel
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>>53222255
say that to my face irl and see what happens
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>>53222180
so you have no problem being treated for the common cold by a muslim doctor?

due to his religion he cant believe such a thing can actually exist its haram

a woman here awhile ago refused to be treated by a muslim "doctor" and was applauded by everyone
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>>53222262
it was you wasn't it? it was you all along
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>>53222225
right
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Rate my living room
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>>53222297
>that floor
Why's there a sofa in your bathroom mate?
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nice op faggots made me chuckle
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>>53222229
>i use going im so smrats
piss off you weirdo
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badly need a haircut
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>>53222311

h e a t e d floor my friend
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Brand new gimmick: copy and paste funny British tweets and rake in the free (you)s
Experiment above went well tbf
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>>53222286
nah I know her
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>>53222297
couches are a bit shit, a rug wouldn't be a bad investment, and the green is a bit of an eye sore

cute dog though
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>>53222341
exactly
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>>53222340
>the original
Bit boring tbf
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Thoughts?
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>>53222285
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>>53222017
when did this happen
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touching my winkle
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>>53222327
what
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>>53222297
awful paint job but cute pup 2bh
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>>53222333
>being a billionaire and getting double trips
sometimes life just isn't fair
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>people who still have christmas trees / decorations up
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i mean is the universe REALLY that big?
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>>53222427
must be if it can fit my willy in it
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>>53222427
"no"
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>>53222410
got mine still up tbqh orthodox christmas is today, family celebrates it.
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>>53222384
piss off you lefty jackeen piteog
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>>53222356
>>53222401

Couches are comfy tho

Its some age old cottage so looks dated af
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>>53222427
yes
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>>53222459
fuck off kevin
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Just targeted some more pigeons with my phishing scam

None of them fell for it

I don't understand how it could have been such a (near) success the first time but a complete failure the following 20 times

The only variable is that I am now executing my ploy on weekdays instead of weekends
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>>53222356
>>53222471
>couch

fuck of yanks
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>>53222492
oh fuck not this couch argument again
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>>53222471
nah the material of the couch is fine but its a bit small and i reckon the arm rests are a tad shit
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>>53222459
rorke
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the shoes on my feet
alf garnett
the clothes i'm wearin'
alf garnett
the rock i'm rockin'
alf garnett
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>gf told her family I lick her feet

ffs lads they'll think I'm a freak
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>>53222356
>couch
fuck off yank

>>53222471
>couch
fuck off yank

>>53222525
fuck off yank

>>53222523
fuck off paki
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>watching the big fat quiz of the year segment where the kids play out a specific headline
>they're literally (bar 1) brown muslim kids
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>>53222548
Rorke
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>>53222548
what about me
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just been for a walk out in the countryside lads

england would unironically be the comfiest country in the world if there were no non-whites tbqh
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Hi lads. I've been suffering from depression for a few years now, but only look into help for it at the start of 2015 due to an incredibly bad period at work. The doctor I saw just asked me if I wanted to end it all, then threw some drugs at me and got me out the door. That's cool, so I saw a different doctor. Almost the same thing again, so I elected to try another doctor.

So far the help has been much better. This doctor is helpful in that they're discussing more options for me that don't result in me taking more drugs, and is really pleasant to talk to which I find is helpful, as I'm the kind of person who has trouble with explaining personal problems to people. The problem now is that, since my second appointment, I've found myself crushing on them.

I understand that there's a problem here, and it's stressing me out. I know for the doctor's sake, they may not get the full understanding of my mood because it's influenced by them, which means their treatment suggestions might be for different situations. The opposite applies to myself, in that I may not get the best treatment options.

I'm scared to mention it to them, because I've read up on this and saw they will transfer you to another colleague for the above reasons. Since seeing this doctor, I have been improving due to their help, but if I start seeing someone new, I feel like my progress will recede because I have to get comfortable opening up to someone new, additionally the bad experience I've had with other doctors at the surgery.

I'm torn now. I can either do the right thing, or the selfish thing, however in my current mental state, I'm finding it incredibly difficult to do the right thing.
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>>53222532
FONT
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>>53222576
it isnt fair
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>>53222614
i've had enough now i want my share
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>>53222578
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>Hi lads. I've been suffering from depression for a few years now, but only look into help for it at the start of 2015 due to an incredibly bad period at work. The doctor I saw just asked me if I wanted to end it all, then threw some drugs at me and got me out the door. That's cool, so I saw a different doctor. Almost the same thing again, so I elected to try another doctor.
>So far the help has been much better. This doctor is helpful in that they're discussing more options for me that don't result in me taking more drugs, and is really pleasant to talk to which I find is helpful, as I'm the kind of person who has trouble with explaining personal problems to people. The problem now is that, since my second appointment, I've found myself crushing on them.
>I understand that there's a problem here, and it's stressing me out. I know for the doctor's sake, they may not get the full understanding of my mood because it's influenced by them, which means their treatment suggestions might be for different situations. The opposite applies to myself, in that I may not get the best treatment options.
>I'm scared to mention it to them, because I've read up on this and saw they will transfer you to another colleague for the above reasons. Since seeing this doctor, I have been improving due to their help, but if I start seeing someone new, I feel like my progress will recede because I have to get comfortable opening up to someone new, additionally the bad experience I've had with other doctors at the surgery.
>I'm torn now. I can either do the right thing, or the selfish thing, however in my current mental state, I'm finding it incredibly difficult to do the right thing.
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>>53222636
can't you see i wanna live
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>loose women
>topic of male suicide
>"Selfish people, think how their wives/mothers feel"
These bitches piss me off every fucking time
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>>53222670
but you just take more than you give
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>>53222297
looks persian af tbqh
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k getting up for that cigarette now
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Genocide the pakis
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>>53222705
>brb smoke
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>>53222685
should form a duet you and me lad x
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>>53222676
Why on earth would you willingly watch that drivel?
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>>53222606
dont mention it to them it will pass
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>>53222711
Here's your (You), Rorke
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>>53222733
wouldn't mind
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>>53222676
They're right tho
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>>53221061
Nice
A D H O M I N E M
D

H
O
M
I
N
E
M
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>>53222661
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>>53222297
Are you one of those colour blind people that cant see the difference between red and green because holy shit
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>>53222606
if this is serious then yeah, it's 100% normal to fall for treating physicians/psychologists and shit in a relationship like that.

it only becomes a problem when you really start to act on it. you've got to realise the boundary and realise your irrationality in it all. it's kind of like that whole thing of falling in love with any girl who shows you affection and is nice to you. you could easily act on the feelings but it's much more beneficial to realise you're being silly and why you're doing it.
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>>53222661
How about instead of getting tattoos and going on scary marches everyone just have three children? Problem.
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Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...

i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn

what am i?
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>>53222867
an utter melt
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>>53222867
full on batty
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>>53222867
a brit on holiday or tired, unemployed wog
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>>53222867
are these morrissey lyrics
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fucking melting here lads wew
8:50pm and its still 34C
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>>53222867
full on bender
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my thumb has been numb for the past three hours, hope I'm not going to die lol
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>>53222867
absolute bendy boy
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How does this advert NOT promote cuckoldry? How do these adverts continue to make it past the censors and go to air? Every fucking time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM
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>>53222966
>wanting blue eyes to exist in 100 years
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>>53222936
it's gotten nice and breezy here which is good 2bh

gonna be a good sleep
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>>53223026
NOR or SOR la?
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>i have never wanked to gay porn
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>>53223041
XOR

caution: only true NERDS will get this
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ESSAY COMPLETED AND SUBMITTED

TIME TO GET FUCKED UP
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>>53222804
>Working hard for your money
>Spending it all on children
Nah ahaha think I'll pass on that thanks
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>>53222297
>tiled floor

end yourself senpai
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>>53222966
Women cheating is cute and quirky
Men cheating are sub-human scum

If you have a different theory, I'm all ears.
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>>53223064
im a normie lad wouldn't even know
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>>53223041
fucking qld

fuck your bitch ass state
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>>53222966
>why do national TV censors not cater to my insecurities?
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how do aussies handle the sun? do they not go outside at peak sunshine hours or something?
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>>53223088
artificial nerd btfo
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Genuinely feel sorry for lads who aren't bi.
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Why are france against jihadi-robot love?
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>>53223068
5000 worder due next weekend
not started
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>>53223068
*cracks open beer*
it's 5 o'clock SOMEWHERE haha!!
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>>53222661
>the fosters and his gut his showing

too perfect.
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>>53223069
Good and pass on the country the pakis and niggers you short sighted twat
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>>53223093
>qld
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>>53223102
houses are fine when its hot since they're usually made out of brick, have plenty of shade, and a window being open usually suffices. missed living in a house because now that i live in a flat i need to blast the air con when it gets too hot, or the sun starts to beat down on my sliding door
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>>53223100
Don't remember any adverts where a white man is tempted to cheat on his white wife with a black female though.

I'm sure you could name dozens of such adverts though, right? Go ahead. I'll wait.
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doing a dubs
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>>53222966
I knew after seeing this advert it would trigger a /pol/tard
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I remember I used to spend hours a day just posting on /brit/

Now it has gone to complete shit

What happened?
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>>53223102
you can tell tourists from locals by the way they hang out in the sun like it wont rape your shit.

most people try to avoid the sun from like 10 until 4 unless theyre at the beach or something.
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>>53223175
awful lot of pakis and pakilovers these days
wish i had somewhere else to go, everywhere turns to shit
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>>53223139
Literally won't care, I won't be alive and neither will my descendants.

Maybe you should think about the future you'll be giving your kids, if you have them.
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>>53223175
>t. man shitposting on /brit/
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>>53223175
Honestly think /brit/ is better than ever desu
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doing a cheeky bum wank
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>>53223204
I know millions of white people all over the world think like you, it's so fucking pathetic. Genetic dead ends.
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>>53223231
paki
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how many of you are actually named nigel
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>>53223175
You turned into even more of a cynical cunt?
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eat more sardines lads

40p a tin, they taste great and they're healthy as fuck for you.

super food 2bh
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>>53223175
not true

>>53223231
also not true

if you post too much you get bored of it after a while, thats all
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Look at this dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg4cmtvLPxU
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>>53223245
>>53223251
>>53223197
>>53223204
Rorke
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>>53223142
>W(G)A(Y)
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Not enough maisie and cara in this thread desu
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>>53223258
me unironically
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>>53223245
Rasheed
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>>53223233
excessively lewd post
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>>53223231
t. been here a week
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>>53223258
i am
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>>53223292
hahahaha
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>>53223290
the peep show finale was shite
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>>53223305
Since about May last year desu
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>>53223304
nah lad its when you've got an itchy shit hole so you get up in there with a couple of fingers :D
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>>53223258
I am and so's my wife.
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>>53223336

>peep show was shite

fixed
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>>53221804
HOLY FUCK THIS PIC REALLY GOT ME OFF GUARD

keking hard, gotta say
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>>53223292
>>53223309
>>53223367
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>hello I think I feel like a cup of tea. Let me just put some water in the Britta® WaterFilter™ (now available for only £69.99), put it in the fridge and it will be good to go in no less than 3 hours!
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>>53223290
would be funny if they met and took a piccy together

>>53223343
you've missed all the good times 2bh
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>>53222966

But she's not cheating, just fantasising about being in a Bollywood style dance video.
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>>53223139
>the only way this guy can rationalize the fact he's ruined his life by becoming a vagcuck and tied himself for the next 18 years of his life to a few little screaming meatbags is "muh pakis"
Laughing irl right now.
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>>53223384
how can water be hard
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>>53223384
Wait, which water is better?
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this thread got a nigga ribs hurtin this mornin
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>>53223384

devon once again proving its position of master race county
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>>53223384
Impressively obscure banter
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>>53223402
>>53223405

actual retards in this thread. go ask daddy, he'll tell you.
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>>53223391
You're only saying that because you were there for them. Nostalgia a shit, looking forward to the future of /brit/ desu.
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>>53223343
>May last year
literally a newfag
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>>53223454
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>>53223402
Alkalinity, son
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>>53223384
>Southerners btfo
>AGAIN
XD
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tempted to buy Total War Attila : Age of Charlemagne
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>>53223475
>literally a newfag
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>>53223384
>Tfw Norfolk water LITERALLY has an aftertaste of rubbish and chemicals if you don't filter it
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>>53223476
>Socceroo """"""Legends"""""""
Tim Cahill... Harry Kewell... Mark Schwarzer... ?????
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>>53223476
Fucking nonce, send him to thailand
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tfw no cute boy to snuggle with
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Why would anybody live in england? don't they know it's unfit to live?
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>watching anime
>cute fuccboi in show is cute
>turns out to be literally gay and in love with the same man as his female friend
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People have culture and Arabs in general are a lot more sexist than westerners. I don't understand why people fail to admit culture exists and they clash. Everyone isn't a western social liberal.
In western culture we view treating women with respect as seeing them as equal to men that can have casual sex if they choose, to have children if they choose, to have a career if they and to no be harassed and certainly not touched without permission with rape being seen as just below murder in terms of horror.
In Arab societies they are extremely patriarchal and they view respecting a woman as a woman respecting herself, being modest, being a obedient and loyal mother and wife, saving herself for marriage basically all the abrahamic things we went out of our way to destroy in the west. So we look at there women are basically slaves with their life spelled out before they we born to be a cock pocket for some fellas and they look at our women are used up slags that are asking for it. Both of us hold our truths to be well true.
Now if you have an extremely socially conservative patriarchal culture of young men surround by liberal western woman doing everything they have been raised to view as "whorish" Will some take advantage? yes. Will all? No. You don't need every person in a group to do something to acknowledge it is a bad thing and bringing the culture into the country is a bad thing.
You know what mate I work nights and usually go to bed around 9ish but I wanted to right this post but it is a big ramble and looking at the screen hurts my eyes so I'm going to bed but will post it anyway. Hopefully I will get a point across.
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>tfw Southern people and southern water are the same colour
>brown
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>>53223604
FOY
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>>53223258
I am, as well as my wife's son
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Feels weird knowing that because of my muay Thai background that I could literally kill any human in this thread with my bare hands and feet

Feels powerful, lads.
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Want a tranny gf
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>>53223258
I wish, my name is Wilfred
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>>53223666

>gif

fuck off
>>
I used to be quick witted and intelligent lads, I used to read books and be able to quote Dostoevesky and write short stories and think with incomparable logic, i used to find beauty in life and make what I could from my circumstance, most of all I used to sleep with girls

now I just browse /brit/

fuck you stupid fucking brits and your memes you cunts
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>>53223258
i literally am, actually a Nigel III because my dad and granddad had the same name
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>>53223666
>tranny
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>>53223701
Rasheed
>>
Northern masterrace:
>drink your milk Tommy; that calcium will make your bones tough and strong

Southern wastelands:
>drink this tall glass of water Timmy; you want to get that 300% RDA of calcium and manganese sulphates down you to make you.. eh... strong or something.
>>
>>53223701

started seeing normies use this pic in their gay facebook memes now. used to be exclusive to 4chan.
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>>53223684
> I used to read books and be able to quote Dostoevesky and write short stories and think with incomparable logic, i used to find beauty in life and make what I could from my circumstance
Why yes sir. One fedora post coming up!
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>>53223666
>666
>tranny gf

god is speaking to you tbqh family
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>>53223723
>Southerner is called Timmy
>Not Mohammed
Not very realistic la
>>
get called both rorke and rasheed on a regular basis
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>mfw there are more bloody northerners than rasheeds in my city of London because their economy is comparable to fucking Northern Ireland and half of the North emigrate here
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>>53223763
Rorkesheed
>>
>>53223763
Both are shit memes
>>
>>53223763
Bizarro fedorasheed rorke
>>
>>53223723
Southern wastleands
>drink this water Abdul, it's perfectly healthy! I mean the water is london is recycled many times over and full of estrogen due to the amount of tampons flushed down but that's good for a growing xhe like yourself
>>
6 likes on my FB status in 1 hour.
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>>53223729
oh no not a meme!
>>
>>53223763
Same tbqhwymf (to be quite honest with you my senpai)
>>
>>53223763
t. Alberto Rorkesheeda
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>>53223763
paki
>>
>>53223779
Rasheed
>>
Don't get the rorke meme lads
>>
Which team do you reckon will do the most business in this transfer window lads? Most expensive move?

Can see United spending fairly big desu.
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>>53223865
Bizarro rorke
>>
I can understand why immigrant sympathisers get called Rasheeds in here but why do you all call /pol/tards Rorkes?
>>
>>53223865
pakis use it to tell you you've triggered them
>>
1 in the chamber
32 in the clip
mother fuckers better strip
yeah nigga, peel
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>>53223865
back to reddit
>>
>>53223900
Isn't bizarro rorke just rasheed?
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>>53223907
fuck off
>>
>>53223779
Sorry lad it must be weird seeing people with blue eyes in London
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>>53223909
excessively rorkish post
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>back to reddit
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>>53223897
Well I think Wenger has a lot to answer for after that ludicrous display last night. What was he thinking putting Walcott on that early? That's the problem with Arsenal these days; they always try to walk it in.
>>
i would have liked /his/ if i was 3-4 years younger
>>
>>53223897
Chelsea.
Hazard is going.
>>
>>53223909
Nice try Rorke
>>
>>53223968

why not now?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJAL6xgViqg
>>
>>53223763
probably means you're just a run-of-the-mill cuck then
>>
>>53223897
this isn't /sp/ you bunch of fucking plebs
>>
>>53223976

sorry, pakis and pakis lovers
>>
Watch out, janny's about.
>>
mindless peons, the lot of you.
>>
>>53224026
fuck off rorke
>>
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!
>>
>>53224002
grown out of that sort of posting. seems very autistic to me now
>>
filtered australia
>>
>>53224026
Rasheeds*
>>
>>53223384
my kettle has a centremetre of limescale built up on it
>>
>>53224098
there's a difference?
>>
now that we have been filtered we can start posting pictures of our feminine willies and masculine boxes :)
>>
>>53224011
this is disgusting
>>
>>53224144
No, you should just learn the proper terminology. Silly Rorke.
>>
>>53224097
might filter italy, the one in here seems to be fresh off the boat from shitskinistan

don't want to read his pakibabble
>>
>>53224187
fuck off rorke
>>
>>53224168
dolmio
>>
>>53224187
i made quite a lot of posters filter italy; a personal achievement that im still proud of
>>
>>53224203
get a trip or something so i can filter you too, paki
>>
>>53224187
You'd filter an entire nation just for me Rorke?
A bit honoured 2bh famalam.
*kisses you on the cheek*
>>
entering hour 4 of a marathon wank lads
>>
Do people literately just come here straight from reddit without lurking and just post away?
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>>53224235
how lol
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>>53224016
>this isn't /sp/ you bunch of fucking plebs
>>53223975
Can't see Hazard going in January, nor can I see Hiddink being given much to spend. They'll probably wait until the Summer when their new manager is installed to do their business.
>>
>>53224235
absolute spacker
>>
>>53224257
what are you wanking to
>>
>>53224244
fuck off rorke
>>
>>53224273
>that sword

epic fail
>>
>>53224266
t b h yes
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do you guys actually talk like this or is this all for a laugh
>>
>this qt was raped by muzzies

bit sad lads
>>
>>53224277
>(You)
my own reflection in a full length mirror tbd (to be desu). i'm dead sexy.
>>
>>53224322
w-what?
>>
>>53224272
i lived in italy for quite a while and seemingly irritated some individuals with my posting
>>
>>53223537
You are here since around the time of the general election

You are a newfaggot
>>
>>53224326
dunno how that (you) got there. bit distracted by how sexy i look t b h
>>
>this american "woman" is perfectly healthy
>not only that, she is actually 'heroic' and 'brave'
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1452170674985.jpg

When will the madness end? WHEN
>>
>>53224275
Enzo.
>>
>>53224321
Like what mate? Give us an example, would ya?
>>
>>53224322
6.5/10

Only the Muzzies would rape that.
>>
>>53224349
What can you not grasp? Fucking dumb cunt
>>
>>53224321
of course we don't lad. if we were as racist irl as we are here we'd be ostracised by our friends and family
>>
>>53224359
what did you post lol
>>
>>53224399
were you raped lad? totes rando haha
>>
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay a while
>>
>>53223384
>not wanting hard water
>>
>>53224402
paki
>>
>>53224399
w-what?
>>
>>53224439
if you talked like that in your job, or probably at school in your case, you'd be in all sorts of shit and you know it you bellend
>>
>>53223534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1nDIASD6ZY--_IZvEfa9oQ&index=84
>>
>>53224432
haha are you actually listening to maroon 5 you gigantic gay cunt?
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>You are here since around the time of the general election
>You are a newfaggot
>>
>>53224463
>tattle tailing for name calling is an actual thing in the UK

you live in the worlds biggest daycare
>>
>Conduct a social experiment using a sample of 20 students
>Poleaboo ex-roommate is the dumbest of the lot

Really going off her, especially after seeing that pic a few days ago
>>
>>53224463
>if you talked like that in your job you'd be in all sorts of shit and you know it you bellend

Clearly not you fucking idiot
>>
>>53224409
literally just general posting and theadmaking
>>
>>
>>53224491
try saying nigger to your boss and see how it goes lad
>>
>>53224463
Don't talk to the Rorkes on /brit/ like that, they're on hugbox mode.
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>>53224473
No I just woke up and had that song in my head for some reason
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>you live in the worlds biggest daycare
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>>53224504
oh. you must have a shit paying job with a pikey racist boss then t b h. i have a proper job where things like that matter.
>>
>>53224505
fuck off wop cunt
>>
>>53224498
What pic?
>>
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I have a brilliant Business idea that's gonna make me a literal billionaire but I can't tell you guys because someone might steal it haha
>>
new

>>53224563
>>53224563
>>53224563
>>53224563
>>53224563
>>
>>53224547
>i have a proper job where things like that matter.

Oh please do tell
>>
>>53224547
lol.
>>
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Southern family collecting their hard water
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>>53224547
t. Paki who stacks the shelves in asda
>>
>>53224471
This is the greatest video I've seen all day
>>
>>53224510
I live in a 97%+ white state, my boss is probably racist to some extent.
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